But I Am A Pilot (The Simpsons)

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  • @tailgrowth
    @tailgrowth 4 місяці тому +2373

    Crazy Clown Airline's reputation never recovered from this incident. To save their PR they eventually changed their name to Spirit

  • @xgum
    @xgum 4 місяці тому +1628

    "uhh, we'll need that to live"

    • @Alex-tx6by
      @Alex-tx6by 19 днів тому +39

      such a good line reading

    • @brokensoul8390
      @brokensoul8390 16 днів тому +18

      Someone should've told that to that United pilot who was on shrooms and tried to shut off the plane's engines mid-flight

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 15 днів тому +13

      Why is there even a switch to turn it off, then?!

    • @mifigor1935
      @mifigor1935 15 днів тому

      Because plane isn't on 24/7 also engineers fixing it don't want to be electrocuted ​@@2MeterLP

    • @leeroyjenkins0
      @leeroyjenkins0 15 днів тому +11

      ​@@2MeterLPa good analogy could be the passenger airbag switch. In almost all circumstances that should be kept on, but sometimes it's appropriate for it to be off. I think many security systems (alarms and auto-pilot) can be suppressed because the judgement of the pilot is trusted over these systems. For example you could imagine an early ground proximity sensor would need to be turned off until the plane has left the ground to prevent it from constantly going off. Or auto-leveling of the wings to prevent a malfunction from turning the plane 90 degrees into the ground, ...

  • @andersolin3084
    @andersolin3084 4 місяці тому +889

    The way the plane falls down always cracks me up

    • @LordNithilus
      @LordNithilus 4 місяці тому +47

      Simpsons always did good delayed physics jokes.

    • @Iffy350
      @Iffy350 4 місяці тому +7

      You should see what happens when you pull the landing gear lever on the su-25.

    • @noahclaycameron
      @noahclaycameron 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Iffy350So much physics gets delayed, it'll knock your socks off

    • @Rando_Shyte
      @Rando_Shyte 13 днів тому +12

      Cracks me up like you fly boys

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 8 днів тому +2

      @@Rando_Shyte - but I keep telling you, I'm not a pilot!

  • @Dough_Dough4
    @Dough_Dough4 15 днів тому +378

    It's really impressive how tightly packaged the comedy is here. No line is wasted, they get a joke in every 10-15 seconds.

    • @scottl.1568
      @scottl.1568 10 днів тому +24

      That was the old Simpsons 🫡

    • @alextrebek8293
      @alextrebek8293 9 днів тому +3

      @@scottl.1568 which i sorely miss

    • @Naythannaise
      @Naythannaise 9 днів тому +7

      Way quicker than that I feel, more like every two seconds

    • @robertmusil1107
      @robertmusil1107 9 днів тому +7

      Yeah, that's when people were paid to write funny stuff and not DEI employees that put their mental issues into the show.

    • @i.m.evilhomer5084
      @i.m.evilhomer5084 5 днів тому

      Except for the joke at 0:32 with Bill, which was cut for wasting time.

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 4 місяці тому +775

    "And I keep telling you, you fly-boys crack me up!" 😂

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 4 місяці тому +65

      Ever since I saw it as a kid, that line has fascinated me. Homer being completely trapped by the laws of sitcom, no matter what he does. I’d put that in my top 10 Simpsons jokes.

    • @jonothanthrace1530
      @jonothanthrace1530 16 днів тому +15

      @@kisbie "I tried to hide in the bathroom, but I got lost and wound up back in the cockpit!"

  • @sergiom9958
    @sergiom9958 4 місяці тому +1122

    I see no legal liability on homers behalf; after all he repeatedly claim he was not a pilot… I wonder if they let him keep the pilot suit after all…

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 16 днів тому +113

      Well, he _did_ claim to be a pilot in order to fraudulently enter the bar in the first place. The fact that he immediately confessed and repeatedly insisted on his confession when called upon to actually fly a plane should count for _something,_ though. At the very least, the airline _definitely_ looks worse than he does.

    • @andmos1001
      @andmos1001 16 днів тому +40

      @@spongeintheshoe And there is an absolutely no alcohol or drugs laws in all airlines with breathalyzer test at random intervals, meaning most of the pilots in that bar would be legally not allowed to fly

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 16 днів тому +5

      @@andmos1001 Is there a law about non-pilots flying planes?

    • @jaredhamilton425
      @jaredhamilton425 15 днів тому +20

      @@spongeintheshoeConsidering you need a pilot’s license to fly something, then yes it is. It’s like a cross between driving without a license and impersonating a doctor.

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 15 днів тому

      @@jaredhamilton425 So it’s not like he’d be any better.

  • @eldamoza21
    @eldamoza21 4 місяці тому +664

    ALASKA! HAWAII!

    • @el-kiote
      @el-kiote 4 місяці тому +29

      They eventually go to Alaska

    • @Violentinthedaylight
      @Violentinthedaylight 4 місяці тому +13

      @@el-kiote And Hawaii

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 25 днів тому +15

      Season 91: The Simpsons are going to Puerto Rico!

    • @k-berry8771
      @k-berry8771 18 днів тому +3

      RANCHO VIEJO!

    • @chrisbg99
      @chrisbg99 14 днів тому

      Lousy freak states.

  • @quinndavis4575
    @quinndavis4575 4 місяці тому +1968

    I have literally no memory of the Bill joke

    • @richardsamuelgustavo
      @richardsamuelgustavo 4 місяці тому +396

      I'm pretty sure it's a deleted scene

    • @vincentpendergast2417
      @vincentpendergast2417 4 місяці тому +191

      Same. Must have been censored from the Australian broadcast.

    • @MythicFox
      @MythicFox 4 місяці тому +242

      @@vincentpendergast2417Not just the Australian broadcast. I'm from the States and I don't remember it either.

    • @jasonx5292
      @jasonx5292 4 місяці тому +152

      Never saw it in the UK either

    • @milan99cz
      @milan99cz 4 місяці тому +37

      I am from Czechia and we didn't have it either

  • @Muonium1
    @Muonium1 4 місяці тому +361

    This episode is very "cozy" feeling for some reason.
    "uuhhhhhh, we'll need that to live" is one of my favorite lines of the whole show.

    • @HermitKing731
      @HermitKing731 17 днів тому +31

      Golden age simpsons felt more cozy. Before it became what it is now.

    • @EarlHildebrandt
      @EarlHildebrandt 15 днів тому +22

      ​@@HermitKing731Not bitter, or strident, or needy, or desperate. Everyone was in on the joke, and the laughs came steady and honest. A lovely way to spend a half-hour slice of your life during the Clinton years.

    • @Spudchucker92
      @Spudchucker92 13 днів тому

      @@EarlHildebrandtSound like a Republican 🤮

    • @rohunsaigal2576
      @rohunsaigal2576 11 днів тому +6

      It’s a Marge-centric episode so it’s less zany and hectic than a normal golden age Simpsons plotline

  • @giaitchison
    @giaitchison 4 місяці тому +311

    "I'm going to let you do most of the work, i think you're ready for it Alan"

    • @aubs400
      @aubs400 4 місяці тому

      -_-

    • @luffyduffy7817
      @luffyduffy7817 Місяць тому +47

      🤨

    • @A350Airways
      @A350Airways 13 днів тому +32

      That was perhaps the one responsible thing for Homer to do...

  • @ROL4NDpkmnguide
    @ROL4NDpkmnguide 4 місяці тому +691

    Oh so that's where all the Boeing whistleblowers ended up... They're probably just flying around America for free

    • @ThingsICantFindOtherwise
      @ThingsICantFindOtherwise  4 місяці тому +186

      they've gone. gone to the great airplane in the sky... wait

    • @kaycey7361
      @kaycey7361 4 місяці тому +31

      They are all investigated by Top Men.
      Who????
      TOP MEN !

    • @Maphisto86
      @Maphisto86 4 місяці тому +29

      Yeah, what a sweet deal. On top of that, Boeing even offered free one-time skydiving lessons on their first trip.

    • @AkiraHartono
      @AkiraHartono 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@@Maphisto86 there's gotta be a catch!

    • @RockZerr
      @RockZerr 15 днів тому +8

      except hawai and alaska

  • @seancorcoran26
    @seancorcoran26 4 місяці тому +170

    Poor Homer didn't even get to drink his beer.

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 12 днів тому +4

      Gets drunk right before flying lol

    • @jeffreym.8957
      @jeffreym.8957 11 днів тому +4

      He wasn't planning on flying....

    • @311superfly
      @311superfly 10 днів тому +2

      That's the irony! He is still waiting to drink!

    • @bigtimetimmyjim6486
      @bigtimetimmyjim6486 4 дні тому

      Homer's liver: "Yay!"

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 4 місяці тому +101

    I absolutely love 1:24
    [click]
    [click]
    Alan: (calmly) "Uh, we'll need that to live."

    • @smorrow
      @smorrow 4 місяці тому +5

      Trope: Danger Deadpan

    • @fearedjames
      @fearedjames 17 днів тому +1

      I always thought he was saying lift.

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 12 днів тому +2

      I expected him to try the same switch again.

    • @LemonJefferson
      @LemonJefferson 7 днів тому

      Kim Kitsuragi vibes

  • @matthewpena4169
    @matthewpena4169 4 місяці тому +85

    That is 2 min of non-stop, solid jokes.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 16 днів тому +4

      I wished the rest of the episode was about Homer being a pilot. Instead the episodes after this segways to being about Marge.

  • @MrPhantomPC
    @MrPhantomPC 11 днів тому +15

    The Alaska, Hawaii! bit at the end is so good 😂

  • @hunterlindquist9281
    @hunterlindquist9281 8 днів тому +5

    Thank you for including the deleted scene!

  • @eldamoza21
    @eldamoza21 4 місяці тому +182

    Crazy clown Airlines lol

    • @Taijifufu
      @Taijifufu 4 місяці тому +19

      Am I crazy or does he say Kwazy like Kwik E Mart?

    • @zzappligator
      @zzappligator 4 місяці тому +7

      ... WILL be a laughing stock.

    • @Byrvurra
      @Byrvurra 4 місяці тому +5

      @@Taijifufu You're not crazy definitely says kwazy.

    • @athiestjesus8133
      @athiestjesus8133 14 днів тому

      I'm guessing it's owned by Krusty

    • @andrewcomments5812
      @andrewcomments5812 9 днів тому

      Also known as Spirit!

  • @bimmyfrizzo3988
    @bimmyfrizzo3988 4 місяці тому +83

    I give homer credit for being honest about impersonating a pilot just for beer. 😅

    • @SPDYellow
      @SPDYellow 4 місяці тому +17

      In his defense, he tried to come clean so he wouldn’t endanger the lives of others.

    • @bimmyfrizzo3988
      @bimmyfrizzo3988 4 місяці тому +6

      @@SPDYellow And himself.

  • @wilcee238
    @wilcee238 4 місяці тому +225

    I guess that endangering lives on an airplane wasn’t a paddlin’ pre 9/11.

    • @bluedragontoybash2463
      @bluedragontoybash2463 4 місяці тому +19

      They don't have assasin on the payroll yet apparently

    • @milpool001
      @milpool001 11 днів тому +2

      Nowadays, oh, you better believe that’s a paddlin

    • @irkhanbasc
      @irkhanbasc 10 днів тому +2

      Impersonating a pilot to drink at a pilots' bar, that's a paddling.
      Refusing an emergency request to pilot a plane to the Windy City, that's a paddling.
      Asking the co-pilot to do most of the work, that's a paddling.
      Flipping a switch in the cockpit that's necessary for everybody to live, oh, you better believe that's a paddling.

  • @FrankCostanza-dr4qd
    @FrankCostanza-dr4qd 4 місяці тому +61

    The little black box. I love that joke.

  • @furrykef
    @furrykef 11 днів тому +72

    My favorite bit is how Marge's expression changes at 1:52. It looks so delightfully weird.

    • @Sly88Frye
      @Sly88Frye 5 днів тому

      Well that makes sense. Excited about his excited voice and then saddened by endangering lives. Nice job noticing it's definitely pretty subtle

    • @mirayoquese8608
      @mirayoquese8608 3 дні тому +4

      ​@@Sly88FryeIt's not that. She's scared of flying.

  • @iwanegerstrom4564
    @iwanegerstrom4564 4 місяці тому +53

    "We need that to live" 😄

    • @DothFrmBBL
      @DothFrmBBL 9 днів тому

      Spihk heart bust!? Spihk heart bust can you tell Sarah from the holy Bible that Zumo's brother's bathroom doorway dad's brother's look alike's brother told a Cranston server cop that Zumo's brother's bathroom doorway dad's brother's look alike's brother's little brother Spit in a drink and Zumo's brother's bathroom doorway dad's brother's look alike's brother drank the drink that Zumo's brother's bathroom doorway dad's brother's look alike's brother little brother Spit in and Zumo's brother's bathroom doorway dad's brother's look alike's brother told the Cranston Server Police!!!!¡!!!!!

  • @bassboijacob
    @bassboijacob 4 місяці тому +63

    Because I endangered lives, we can fly everywhere we want

  • @AshPuppy
    @AshPuppy 14 днів тому +44

    The joke I love the most (that most seem to have missed) is that they went to the bar to get a pilot for the emergency flight.

    • @maurobertolone5198
      @maurobertolone5198 12 днів тому +6

      and it's called The little black box to round up the perfect irony

    • @iwaswrongabouteveryhthing
      @iwaswrongabouteveryhthing 10 днів тому +1

      where else would the pilots be?

    • @hollylucianta6711
      @hollylucianta6711 7 днів тому

      I've known a few pilots and tbh that's exactly where they would be

    • @anononomous
      @anononomous 7 днів тому

      The fact there is a bar full of drunk pilots next to the airport is a joke in itself.

  • @IzzyHackworth
    @IzzyHackworth 4 місяці тому +231

    I'm pretty sure the version of this sequence I watched as a kid didn't have the Bill joke

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 4 місяці тому +26

      It likely didn't. Many networks censor such content.

    • @KingfisherSeven
      @KingfisherSeven 4 місяці тому +42

      "...here's a loaner". That's the only line I've known for 30 years...

    • @cuckoophendula8211
      @cuckoophendula8211 4 місяці тому +42

      @@TheReaverOfDarkness Not sure if it's a censor as much as it's a deleted scene. It sometimes happens to help with run times by cutting out jokes that sometimes don't land as well if I'm not mistaken.

    • @IIGrayfoxII
      @IIGrayfoxII 4 місяці тому +12

      I watched a lot of Simpsons when I was young and I never saw the bill on the roof joke.

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 4 місяці тому +32

      @@cuckoophendula8211 Bill didn't land well
      and neither did his plane, come to think of it.

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 місяці тому +31

    ''Yay!''
    -liver

    • @Taijifufu
      @Taijifufu 4 місяці тому +6

      Shudup liver! 👊💥
      _Owww_ my liver.....

  • @brainfood8971
    @brainfood8971 15 днів тому +18

    The most dense packing of banger joke after banger joke in the whole series.

  • @BYERE
    @BYERE 15 днів тому +24

    "The last bar in Springfield. If they don't let me in here, I'll have to quit drinking..."
    Homer buys 6-packs of Duff from the Kwik-E-Mart and has the fridge stocked at home with them all the time...

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 14 днів тому +8

      He prefers the ambiance of drinking in a bar… aka Marge can’t nag him about drinking too much.

    • @sternenfresser
      @sternenfresser 10 днів тому +3

      Beer on tap is different from beer in bottles/cans.

  • @m3talentagency680
    @m3talentagency680 12 днів тому +11

    I love the voice of Alan, the copilot: He sounds exactly like when they make an announcement through the PA.

    • @stevencramsie9172
      @stevencramsie9172 11 днів тому +1

      “You are now free to move about the country.“

  • @brokensoul8390
    @brokensoul8390 16 днів тому +37

    1:31 I'm surprised that he didn't say "D'OH!" like always

  • @neilgodfrey2669
    @neilgodfrey2669 10 днів тому +4

    The wheels retracting so fast that it floats in the air for a second is so funny.

  • @tayza2982
    @tayza2982 4 місяці тому +7

    Good to see you posting again

  • @ChristianDall-p2j
    @ChristianDall-p2j 9 днів тому +8

    0:52 i seriously thought he would Lie, but he told the truth, becauce he know he could et fly!

  • @crazypro715
    @crazypro715 7 днів тому +2

    “Except alaska and Hawaii, the freak states”

  • @timdehoog5584
    @timdehoog5584 4 місяці тому +10

    My brother and I randomly say to each other from time to time "We'll need that to live."

  • @goldensoul1842
    @goldensoul1842 15 днів тому +9

    What got me with this scene is the fact the landing gear comes up so fast, the plane just drops lol

    • @S.1-1-1-1-I
      @S.1-1-1-1-I 10 днів тому

      An actual pilot did this.

  • @Pipkiablo
    @Pipkiablo 12 днів тому +2

    The fact that there are so many good jokes packed into this barely two minute clip that I can't even pick out a favorite one is a testament to the quality of writing during The Simpsons' golden days.

  • @erikziak1249
    @erikziak1249 12 днів тому +5

    Homer saved a lot of lives that night. Turned out it was a 737 MAX...

  • @latexu95
    @latexu95 6 днів тому +2

    "The freak states"🤣

  • @masterofpuppets1249
    @masterofpuppets1249 11 днів тому +3

    My uncle had a Bar near the airport, most pilots got drunk before flying, back in the 70s. That's why I find this episode very true.

  • @SBPepperminion
    @SBPepperminion 13 днів тому +8

    0:02:
    "The last bar in Springfield. If they don't let me in here, I'll have to quit drinking!"
    _"Yay!"_
    "SHUT UP, LIVER!"

  • @randez626
    @randez626 12 днів тому +9

    1:01 my favorite part 🤣

  • @lupodelupis3672
    @lupodelupis3672 4 місяці тому +39

    I'm sure Homer was singing "eenie meenie many mo" when he was choosing which toggle switch😂😂

    • @darthkhan29x98
      @darthkhan29x98 4 місяці тому +8

      That only applies to Nuclear Reactor Meltdowns.

    • @lupodelupis3672
      @lupodelupis3672 4 місяці тому +1

      @@darthkhan29x98 😁

  • @max_archer
    @max_archer 11 днів тому +4

    I feel bad for FOs. Most people seem to think "copilots" are just assistants or trainees who can't fly the airplane when in fact they're fully qualified pilots with thousands of hours and usually experience as a captain on smaller planes or lower prestige airlines and are the actual pilot flying the plane around half the time.

    • @No-mq5lw
      @No-mq5lw 9 днів тому +1

      Sometimes they are actually captains that are often put into the FO seat for any number of reasons.
      Though why there's no flight engineer on what's clearly a 707 or DC-8 era aircraft (too many animation errors!) is intriguing.

  • @FischiPiSti
    @FischiPiSti 14 днів тому +5

    "Uhh, we'll need that to live"
    Well then why have a switch for it in the first place?!

    • @grantorino2325
      @grantorino2325 13 днів тому +2

      Sometimes, the automatic controls malfunction.
      Thus, a pilot-at his discretion-can deactivate them and _manually operate_ the system during an emergency.

  • @a.g.8724
    @a.g.8724 15 днів тому +16

    0:32 This scene was cut in the spanish version lol

    • @Micke12312
      @Micke12312 15 днів тому +4

      I dont remember that part either

    • @facundobaldivia1914
      @facundobaldivia1914 14 днів тому +4

      Es que nunca se mostró esa parte. Disney Plus tampoco la tiene. Debió ser decisión de Fox en ese momento eliminarlo de su distribución internacional para no dejar mal parado a los pilotos. Tiene sentido eso.

    • @federicovillani4545
      @federicovillani4545 10 днів тому

      I think they eliminated it in the Italian version too

    • @ElmoLahti
      @ElmoLahti 9 днів тому +1

      why doe

    • @prestong.6391
      @prestong.6391 6 днів тому +1

      it's a dvd exclusive deleted scene internationally

  • @jimtaylor294
    @jimtaylor294 4 місяці тому +16

    Sums up Ryan Air very well 😂

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 4 місяці тому

      ^ That makes no sense at all 😆

    • @thenarstar
      @thenarstar 14 днів тому

      Nah Ryan Air doesn't land this soft 1:30

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 14 днів тому +1

      @@thenarstar Good point 😌👌

  • @commanderkeen3787
    @commanderkeen3787 4 місяці тому +34

    Krazy Klown or Crazy Clown?

    • @scrab
      @scrab 4 місяці тому +13

      Krazy Klown Kairlines? That's not good....

    • @Taijifufu
      @Taijifufu 4 місяці тому +13

      "Kwazy Klown Kares about safety." 🤗

    • @ezekielmartin4323
      @ezekielmartin4323 4 місяці тому +5

      Qrazy Qlown

    • @jasooty7183
      @jasooty7183 4 місяці тому

      They have so many kanceled flights

    • @Morgil27
      @Morgil27 14 днів тому +1

      Does Krusty own the airline?

  • @miraveta
    @miraveta 12 днів тому +3

    It should have been.
    Homer: I'm drunk.
    Guy: all pilots are drunk
    Homer: reaaaaly drunk
    Guy: let's see (gives breathalyzer) .4 well you're still less drunk than any pilot that I've ever seen.

  • @paultrigger3798
    @paultrigger3798 4 місяці тому +4

    I like how extreme incompetence is rewarded. They always say humor is based in truth

    • @carultch
      @carultch 12 днів тому

      Looking in a bar for a pilot to assign to the flight, has got to be the most incompetent thing anyone has ever done in this scene. There's likely a legally mandated time after drinking, before pilots are allowed to fly.

  • @alejandrocasamalhuapa4977
    @alejandrocasamalhuapa4977 15 днів тому +4

    Good to see you included the deleted scene xD

    • @S.1-1-1-1-I
      @S.1-1-1-1-I 11 днів тому

      What deleted scene?

    • @DanielThureskog
      @DanielThureskog 11 днів тому

      @@S.1-1-1-1-I 0:32 The Drunk Pilot Bill part.

    • @alejandrocasamalhuapa4977
      @alejandrocasamalhuapa4977 7 днів тому

      @@S.1-1-1-1-I The drunk pilot on the roof that later falls was not included in the aired episode

  • @applemask
    @applemask 12 днів тому +5

    AND I KEEP TELLING YOU YOU FLYBOYS CRACK ME UP

  • @MichaelLaferriere
    @MichaelLaferriere 13 днів тому +2

    The first seasons of the Simpsons had laughs in every scene, comedic gems!

  • @utility507A
    @utility507A 4 дні тому

    When I first saw this as a kid, the fact that pilots were being recruited at a bar was completely lost on me.

  • @VenomIsHere6
    @VenomIsHere6 4 місяці тому +27

    The scene at 0:31 is a deleted scene right?

    • @BB-te8tc
      @BB-te8tc 4 місяці тому +7

      Cut for syndication

    • @ChaseK16
      @ChaseK16 4 місяці тому +4

      You're right

    • @VenomIsHere6
      @VenomIsHere6 4 місяці тому +4

      @@ChaseK16 Thanks. I knew I wasn't imagining things

    • @ChaseK16
      @ChaseK16 4 місяці тому +2

      @@VenomIsHere6 No worries.

  • @nas84payne
    @nas84payne 12 днів тому +2

    “Conditions are a little windy!” 😂

  • @Face44445
    @Face44445 4 місяці тому +29

    "The freak states" lol. As a non-American I must ask, is there a tradition of contiguous Americans throwing shade at Alaska and Hawaii?
    Edit: Wow the replies keep coming. The reason I was curious is because I live in Britain, and here there's this weird animosity between the constituent countries. Namely lots of people in England throwing shade at Wales (and Scotland to a lesser extent) calling people names like "sheep sh*ggers". I still don't get it tbh, Wales is beautiful. Clearly this is one which in which the USA is more sane the UK lol

    • @MythicFox
      @MythicFox 4 місяці тому +1

      Not that I recall.

    • @RIUUI007
      @RIUUI007 4 місяці тому +46

      I don't know about Alaska and Hawaii, but I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah.

    • @mondotwistedmojo
      @mondotwistedmojo 4 місяці тому +12

      no, it's a weird joke. to explain maybe, they were both added to the union very late. Also Hawaii is an island and considered a "tourist destination," where mainland Americans pretend they're at a resort and the locals are there to serve them. And not many people live in Alaska at all, it's barely livable. both states maintain populations who lived there before the US existed and so may be considered more exotic (???) than the rest of the states where the native people were all but exterminated.

    • @doct0rnic
      @doct0rnic 4 місяці тому +20

      I think it's because they are the only states not connected to the continental states

    • @jorgefuentes5237
      @jorgefuentes5237 4 місяці тому +2

      I guess cause those 2 states are seen as outsiders, and outsiders often get alienated in social settings.
      As a kid, I always thought it was wierd that Hawaii and Alaska were apart of the US.
      Though I never thought bad about them.

  • @Mae-Muki
    @Mae-Muki 11 днів тому +1

    Allegedly, this is how train crews were ordered 40 years ago. Managers going to the bar and finding the most sober people.

  • @BerettaTV
    @BerettaTV 13 днів тому +3

    In Australia they edited out the part of the guy on the roof, I’ve never seen that part

  • @Nightwing1933
    @Nightwing1933 8 днів тому

    So much happens in this sub 2 minute clip it's incredible

  • @davidparr4636
    @davidparr4636 14 днів тому +4

    You punched your right side Homer so that was actually your pancreas.

    • @schlichtnsbuh
      @schlichtnsbuh 11 днів тому

      I don't know what kind of mutant you are but my liver is on my right side, thank you very much!

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 10 днів тому

      D'oh!

  • @Domihork
    @Domihork 14 днів тому +2

    How do they fit so many jokes in less than 2 minutes?! :D

  • @jojonas5463
    @jojonas5463 7 днів тому +1

    _Alaska, Hawaii, Canada -the freak states"_

  • @Amalvipls
    @Amalvipls 14 днів тому +2

    marge's slowly turning her head and concerned look when Homer says "I endangered lives!" cracked me up so hard

  • @samalvey8168
    @samalvey8168 15 днів тому +3

    1:30 It actually isn't possible to do that while the plane is on the ground, so bravo, Homer.

    • @MichaelLaferriere
      @MichaelLaferriere 13 днів тому

      True, for us, but we arent Homer Simpson.
      D'oh!

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 13 днів тому +1

      This is what being a certified Springfield monorail operator is all about: breaking the boundaries of stupidity.

    • @S.1-1-1-1-I
      @S.1-1-1-1-I 11 днів тому +1

      Fun fact: "In 1990 an incompetent captain instructing a trainee on the Saab 340 while parked on the ground, overrode a series of safety measures and accidentally retracted the landing gear on a runway"
      The pilot lost his instructor certification, but kept his job as a pilot until his death (and the deaths of 23 others) in the crash of Crossair Flight 3597 in 2001.

    • @samalvey8168
      @samalvey8168 11 днів тому

      @@S.1-1-1-1-I I stand corrected. And.....disturbed,

    • @S.1-1-1-1-I
      @S.1-1-1-1-I 11 днів тому

      @@samalvey8168 In all honesty, I've just read it in this comment section. I've checked it and it is correct.

  • @gustavthegreat2811
    @gustavthegreat2811 9 днів тому

    I love the Alaska and Hawaii line at the end 😊

  • @brian5o
    @brian5o 10 днів тому +1

    The Simpsons did it, the Simpsons did it!
    Signed,
    Mr Adler’s wife

  • @marknoonan3854
    @marknoonan3854 7 годин тому

    This sequence is great

  • @gargoyle7863
    @gargoyle7863 9 днів тому

    "The little black box" this gag I saw this time the first time, despite I've seen this episode multiple times.

  • @shellsbignumber2
    @shellsbignumber2 10 днів тому +1

    Best name for an airline in history. 😄

  • @treefingering
    @treefingering 4 місяці тому +1

    I love the bar murmuring sounds at 0:15

  • @salg23
    @salg23 4 місяці тому +6

    00:35 is that a deleted scene? I’ve seen this episode hundred times and don’t recall that part

    • @yellowstonethepony7769
      @yellowstonethepony7769 14 днів тому +1

      I saw multiple people mention it in the comments "thanks for including the deleted scene" but l have no idea what that scene is XD

    • @facundobaldivia1914
      @facundobaldivia1914 14 днів тому +1

      ​@@yellowstonethepony7769The pilot on the roof trying to fly. That scene is deleted worldwide. At least in Latam wasn't shown on tv and Disney Plus.

    • @MateusHonrado
      @MateusHonrado 12 днів тому

      Yep and you can find on the sixth season DVD boxset.

  • @ricarleite
    @ricarleite 13 днів тому

    One perfect joke right next to the other. Timing just tight and perfect. This was the Simpsons.

  • @chrismingay6005
    @chrismingay6005 4 місяці тому +30

    So many jokes!

    • @bluedragontoybash2463
      @bluedragontoybash2463 4 місяці тому +6

      Good old Simpsons.. so many layered jokes

    • @MythicFox
      @MythicFox 4 місяці тому +3

      As I often say, if the Simpsons had kept up the pace of the golden years then it would have used up and burned out every joke in the English language by the fifteenth season.

    • @chrismingay6005
      @chrismingay6005 4 місяці тому +3

      @@MythicFox so instead they decided to just stop telling jokes after season 9 to preserve them

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 Місяць тому

      There are some funny jokes in this scene, such as "I keep telling you I'm not a pilot!", "and I keep telling you you flyboys crack me up!!", and Homer's liver saying "Yay!" to him saying he'll have to quit drinking if he can't drink in that bar.
      I have just one debate with the latter though, why would Homer have to quit drinking if he can't find another bar to go to? Half of the time Homer drinks, he drinks cans of beer at home which he bought at the store or Kwik-mart, and he can.still do that without needing a bar to go to. Well maybe it's been more 60% drinking at Moe's and 40% drinking at home since Homer liked hanging out with his friends at Moe's, but the point is that Homer didn't have to quit drinking if he ran out of bars to go to.

  • @DasNordlicht91
    @DasNordlicht91 Місяць тому +3

    And I keep telling you, “you flyboys crack me up!”

  • @AnnDVine
    @AnnDVine 4 місяці тому +12

    dang, another 2 minute segment that's back to back incredible jokes that all flow seamlessly into one another. this was a good show huh

    • @neos4517
      @neos4517 4 місяці тому +2

      A great episode!
      "Due our policy of overselling flights, this flight is oversold."

    • @SebastianJVW
      @SebastianJVW 16 днів тому +1

      Pretty much the entire episode is like that (S6 E11 "Fear of Flying", if you haven't seen it).

  • @KentBallantyne
    @KentBallantyne 7 днів тому +1

    The Simpsons S6 E11 , "Fear of Flying" . Good episode . After Homer gets booted out of Moes for well , Homer . He goes to various bars before landing in this one . The fun ensues . Anne Bancroft guest stars .
    Happy Trails

  • @clancykohl
    @clancykohl 15 днів тому +1

    The Co-Pilot gives me the impression, that this wasn't the first time that happened

    • @goodshipkaraboudjan
      @goodshipkaraboudjan 14 днів тому

      If you've been an FO for long enough flying international you've seen everything.

  • @mickeymojito
    @mickeymojito 11 днів тому +2

    Conditions are a little windy 🌬️

  • @borntoclimb7116
    @borntoclimb7116 15 днів тому +2

    I love the old Episodes.
    Lol Just buy beer at the Store 0:07 :)

  • @roryradio
    @roryradio 8 днів тому

    The cartoon physics at 1:30 are so funny to me.

  • @marscaleb
    @marscaleb 17 днів тому +2

    "Hey I got a great idea for a Simpsons episode if we can come up with an excuse to get them to fly somewhere!"
    'Okay, uhh... Let's see what I can do..."

    • @kyon813
      @kyon813 15 днів тому +2

      And then they don't even go anywhere.

  • @salsamancer
    @salsamancer 13 днів тому +1

    I don't think I've ever seen this episode, i have no memory of any of this. I honestly thought I've seen them all from the early seasons

  • @thomaspetrucka9173
    @thomaspetrucka9173 17 днів тому +1

    The early seasons of this show really were something else. 🤣

  • @heavyizthacrown-5842
    @heavyizthacrown-5842 11 днів тому +1

    0:29 The version that aired, the bartender says “Here, here’s a loaner”

  • @davidmcdavidson999
    @davidmcdavidson999 13 днів тому

    I think you're ready for it, Allen

  • @annwang5530
    @annwang5530 10 днів тому +1

    In my country the guy jumping from the roof was removed or censored

  • @dillpackle2386
    @dillpackle2386 12 днів тому

    I like how passive-aggressive the copilot gets when Homer flips the wrong switch, and then he leans in to watch what Homer does next like he's testing him 😂

  • @matthewbartlett3442
    @matthewbartlett3442 11 днів тому

    I’m just impressed Homer knows where his liver is

  • @spyrofan9681
    @spyrofan9681 21 день тому +1

    I like to think this deal wasnt a one time thing and this is how the Simpsons afford all that travel

  • @rogeryou5399
    @rogeryou5399 12 днів тому

    How bizarre, you can see the line has been changed at 0:32. It was originally ‘here’s a loaner’

  • @CT-pi2gl
    @CT-pi2gl 15 днів тому

    I laughed so hard at the Loony Tunes-eseque way the plane fell. But then I thought harder about it, and if the landing gear were somehow spring loaded to actually retract that fast, the plane really would take a moment to fall, due to the lift! Even longer than what was shown most likely. True Simspons genius

  • @jb5music
    @jb5music 11 днів тому

    That's hilarious. In the thumbnail even the airplane has familical resemblance to a Simpson. 😆

  • @EAWanderer
    @EAWanderer 14 днів тому +2

    01:30 - Gravity is defied! LOL 😆

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 10 днів тому

      Well what do you expect, it's an airplane!

    • @EAWanderer
      @EAWanderer 10 днів тому +1

      @renakunisaki
      Apparently, planes can fly when their engines are turned off too as seen here!
      For less than 1 second! 😆

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 10 днів тому

    I love the name of the bar.

  • @detectivenuthead7869
    @detectivenuthead7869 13 днів тому

    Cant blame Homer for this. He DID tell the truth in the end.
    Though Homer's Liver cheering had me laughing

  • @SuperFartass
    @SuperFartass 4 дні тому

    Um, in the DVD version that little scene of Bill is cut out and the bartender just says, "Here's a loaner."

  • @spongeintheshoe
    @spongeintheshoe 16 днів тому +1

    Good thing he didn't get into the air.

  • @neilgodfrey2669
    @neilgodfrey2669 10 днів тому +1

    Shame you left out the scene before when Homer goes to the posh place and the waiter says. “Would you please leave without a fuss right now”. I laugh thinking about that all the time.

  • @WULDORI
    @WULDORI 10 днів тому +2

    why would Bart want to go to Alaska?