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@@DarkendWisp I'm already cutting through space, so why don't I cut across TIME as well? It was an excruciatingly difficult technique to perform, but it proved quite effective. Stand Proud(lol) Jotaro Kujo, you were strong.
*Child is possessed by a demon Satoru Gojo: You have been officially adopted by me, and will be part of my army of children possessed by some kind of devil!
This feels like a Willy Wonka situation where Gojo is about to put them all through a series of barely relevant tests of elimination to determine who will inherit his superpowered orphanage
Normal Japanese teenager: *exists* Some superpowerful (and potentially evil) ancient entity that can solo even the strongest in the verse: *It’s free real estate*
@ Yeah he got rid of a paranormal entity that’d been driving me nuts for days. It’s been trying to twist my personality. Guess I’m Gojo’s young adult adopted son.
@@VoltBolt1984 Have each of them beat a villain. I wonder if Jotaro Vs Dagon will be like Deep Blue Moon fight. At least SP power comparable to Toji. Who gonna fight Mahito, Jogo and Choso ?
plus, this all started because he thought it was funny that they had two possessed children, Yuji and Yuta, already. So bro decided to go on a mission, no knowing just how easy the journey would be, he got 7* already (counting with what he already had), and he still can adopt Asta, Shinra and Okumura, even Subaru as someone pointed out. Technically Ichigo, Yugi and Urameshi too, despite their possession coming to try and help them (If Denji made it to the list, they can). I swear Gojo is on the easiest mission of his life, the first half of the Star-Plasma-Vessel Escort Mission doesnt come even close to being this easy lmao.
get Asta in there too, with Antimagic to stop Anti-Gravity System. They don't even need it with Naruto and Jotaro on the team, but 12000% certainty of victory is better than 11000%
It's so kind that Gojo takes these poor teenagers in rough situations and adopts them to help them find what they're missing. Okarun was missing friends, Naruto was missing parental figures who didn't either put a demon in him/constantly berate him for having a demon in him, Denji was missing food/shelter/guidance, and Jotaro was missing the minimum amount of body fat the human body needs to survive. Then Gojo took them all in, spent ~$400 on groceries and air mattresses, reminded them all they could delete a man in a second, and taught Jotaro that you don't need body fat or "leg day" when you can stop time. Father's Day more like Gojo's Day
Ok but a stand user jujustu sorcerer would be crazy overpowered Imagine getting hit by air at the speed of light feeling like time is stopped While getting hit with black flashes😭
The humor was so perfect at the end with the sloppy 60fps with Kenjaku's face turning which is just funny in and of itself and also mocks 60fps anime videos which clearly don't make motion look better. And of course the dragged out outro that was just blank for a hot second until the videos popped up. I get how maybe some of these jokes may or may not have been intentional by you, but hey! This is a masterpiece!
Imagine creating a master plan during centuries just to get jumped by some overpowered teenagers, like, IMAGINE, JUST IMAGINE IT HAPPENING SPECIFICALLY TO YOU, YEAH I'M SPEAKING WITH YOU KENJAKU
@@BeautifulBelladonna to be fair, both series take place in the mid/late 2010s. There’s a lot happening in Tokyo and Yokohama! Also the age gap between Chuuya and Gojo here is such a mind boggle, I remember thinking Chuuya, dazai, kunikida even were all 26-31. Oh how incorrect I was
@@bruh3935 good joke you say Naruto can compete with jjk character sukuna and gojo has most powerful curse energy he in Boruto is not strong anymore is a old men now no kurama inside him
@@MariChan-e7syou lack good grammar in English. Naruto can indeed solo the entire jjk. You know, chakra could be a cursed energy in jjk terms right? Plus Jojo has a strong stand, he can stop time. Now, let's say chakra is a cursed energy, due to lots of trainings as a ninja, Naruto has lots of chakra/cursed energy. Plus, the thing that you're talking about the old Naruto won't make any sense, the Naruto that gojo adopted is the teenage Naruto, with his sage mode and nine tails, such stuff like cleave or dismantle or open from sukuna would do the least damage, it's not the case when fighting gojo, since gojo got infinity. But Naruto may still be able to beat gojo.
@@LambdaMc first I write in Grammar perfect and second how Naruto can beat gojo Naruto is strong cause he have his big chakra kurama is reason is protagonist why not Sasuke or jiraya dude from beginning of anime Naruto when was a child is protagonist cause of his story and his kurama if Naruto not have kurama from beginning not sad story no getting stronger or be even hero of village Jojo Is strong stop time Is cool but gojo has infinity no one can touch him even a stand if Sukuna and gojo make a team they beat Naruto universe and Jojo no one can beat a 1000 old antique curse for Sukuna is a child fight
3:36- Tobi to Gojo: that boy is a target for our ritual to achieve world peace- Gojo: it’s all run by aliens and the series only gets worse in Boruto. Tobi: what’s Boruto? Aliens?! Zetsu: w-what a silly notion.
This is the greatest video in the existence of mankind. Just how brilliant can you be? Like this is very much in lore of things and could very much make a plausible crossover special. Great writing too.
3:30 to 4:05 muted because of copyrighted Naruto OST
Update : A little section of the naruto bit got copyright claimed, so I had to trim 30 seconds away.
Aw dang it
copyright 😭
🥶
Alr, i thought my gadget broke or something
@@JayBolpsame
He’s not adopting.
He’s forming the Anime Avengers
Zoro is like nick fury because he always lost and know who might be part of team
Anime-vengers
Anime vanguards..?
Yap bro what
@@TheFemmy-yj9iu power rangers ....
"It's not a kidnapping, it's a surprise adoption!"
Gojo Satoru.
Sounds like something I’d say
lmfao
Sound like something epic6699 would say
@@danicruz9354 mine truly
😂
*Possesed children just existing*
Gojo: "A very gentle YOINK"
Possessing children: AH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Aha yoink guy refference who is still searching for 20feet anaconda
Is that a Fishingarrett reference?
I get the yoink man reference
Hello everyone, I'm in the Florida Everglades looking for the 20-footer.
Sukuna tweaking when he realizes he has to fight literally every other Shonen main character:
Bro is NOT getting through time stop😭🙏
Bro is gonna be flabbergasted when he faces Turbo Granny
@@DarkendWisp I'm already cutting through space, so why don't I cut across TIME as well? It was an excruciatingly difficult technique to perform, but it proved quite effective. Stand Proud(lol) Jotaro Kujo, you were strong.
@@bruhfunny8123 The anti-time technique, not seen since the Heian Era, has been reawakened.
@@bruhfunny8123
Hmmm... So it's the same type of ability as star platinum
Sukuna: NAni!?
Gojo making an army of possessed protagonists is hilarious.
Sukuna is about to receive the jumping of a lifetime
Who’s next boruto
@@Qiot-135 Yugi Muto, Ryo Bakura and Merrik by mistake
@@Qiot-135Ichigo, Asta, Venom for the shits giggles
Nah imagine he gets actually all of the possesed protagonists out there ☠️
6:03
Makima: looks away for less than a second
Gojo: *proceeds to disappear*
lapse blue
Lol
He knew that she was a dangerous woman
Wrong place mark
@@nezlockyeet8672k thanks for letting me know
-You know you can stop time?
-Cool.
*FRIENDSHIP SECURED*
Best gojo and jojo bonding I've EVER seen.
Realistically attainable ibr
i feel like jotaro would still want to beat the shit out of gojo lmao
@@DanielDanish-vw8dk Gojo would take him to a trip to an aquarium (like Amanai) and bro would stop complaining IMMEDIATELY.
Gojo, JoJo..
"Ojo"!!
THEY ARE RELATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD-
@@daetomrossington3623Gojo Joestar or Satoru Jojo?
5:43 Adopting kids off the street never been more easy is crazy💀
yeah it really dont feel like hes adopting them lmao
In my case its tumblr
And they just spawn in
And if any harm comes to them *the continents catching fire.*
bro became jjk bucciarati 😭😭💀🙏🏿
"get in the turtle, you're getting adopted" ahh
yay
@FCNagiZAMSnever realized
I was about to comment something similar (the same voice actor fun fact included) but you were faster than me xD
@FCNagiZAMS And Abbachio has the same va as Sukuna. And Fugo with Itadori.
@@fullmetalspyrogirl1234 Holy shit
Gojo actually saved Denji from Makima 🙏
Denis aint gonna get groomed
@@dark_goku12Bro who is Denis 😭😭😭
@@ironkilling9626 bro is watching bikechain man
bro forgot about mei mei
@@sodaswhy Nah he's too old for Mei Mei
Bro is everywhere but his own anime 💀💀💀
Lol
Like zorro😂
@@taka2689but expect gojo doesn’t have bad direction
Zoro must've taught him
💀💀💀
*Child is possessed by a demon
Satoru Gojo: You have been officially adopted by me, and will be part of my army of children possessed by some kind of devil!
Now that's a crossover or wnime worth watching.
"seems to be a running theme but whatevs!"
Child: is gay and op
Me on tumblr: cool. Anyways youre too young to drink, do you wanna learn maximumoutputairdisbitchout?
This feels like a Willy Wonka situation where Gojo is about to put them all through a series of barely relevant tests of elimination to determine who will inherit his superpowered orphanage
No
@@616Thanos Yes
Perhaps so.
X-Men reference
6:25 this was the most Reigen-style move ever and I was not prepared for it
The Reigen energy throughout this whole video was PALPABLE
Gojo going into Reigen's office and Mob greeting him as "Gojo-senpai" would be absolutely believable.
Gojo: "So how do you like your new brothers, Itadori?"
Choso confused on why there is a bunch of possessed kids during shibuya
Choso is that yuji🤨
Itadori would probably ask Naruto how to do a rasengan
@justan3699 then hit a rasengan flash on mahito (nigga is cooked 😭)
They forgot to add those guys:
Yusuke Urameshi
Ichigo Kurosaki
"Those bastards kicked my balls!"
Normal Japanese teenager: *exists*
Some superpowerful (and potentially evil) ancient entity that can solo even the strongest in the verse: *It’s free real estate*
Gojo picking up kids like it’s Pokemon 😭🙏
GATA CATCH EM ALL 🗣️
i mean- not like anyone could stop him... just gotta make sure this doesnt turn into a hobby
😂
Batman got competition
😂😂😂
Gojo: "Plot? What plot? I see a possessed kid, I'm adopting them. Boy they are giving Kenjaku a beating for stealing their adopted mother's body."
Gojo legit traveling through the multiverse and timelines just to grab possessed teenagers.
Fr
I can attest to that. He just popped in and grabbed me.
@@Eternus_transmogrifus49
Bro you good 😭
@ Yeah he got rid of a paranormal entity that’d been driving me nuts for days. It’s been trying to twist my personality. Guess I’m Gojo’s young adult adopted son.
@@Eternus_transmogrifus49
😭🙏
Y'know, I never realised just how common child possession is in anime
Jotaro out here looking like gojo's dad.
guto!
This comment is 9h old and the video is 8h old. What😭
@RapturedSinner_Spanishchinese premiere
Nah he just looks like a helper
Fr
0:11 that yuck was personal
bro sounded like the roblox zombie sound effect😭
😂😂😂😂
What anime is that from?
Adoption kaisen
wtf is that translation bro??
@даичо000 Sounds like a course Mahoraga would be teaching
@даичо000Mr Mahoraga, um so how do I get a wheel on my head?
Hmm yes me too
-Megumi
@@cw_fighter 💀
I can imagine Gojo putting up "Possessed teen adoption center" posters everywhere just to collect 'em all.
Kenjaku probably was NOT ready for it.
Kenjaku got speedblitzed, theres the speed demon, a fucking time stopper, a teleporter, and uh the chainsaw guy, he does something ig
It’s safe to say that Gojo single handedly either averted or at least minimized the Shibuya incident.
@@VoltBolt1984 Have each of them beat a villain.
I wonder if Jotaro Vs Dagon will be like Deep Blue Moon fight. At least SP power comparable to Toji.
Who gonna fight Mahito, Jogo and Choso ?
SP is WAY above Toji
@@Abyssal2878 Well the Chainsaw Guy has a demon that erases concepts, so you better be careful what you put in his mouth.
PLEASE MAKE THIS AN ACTUAL SERIES😭😭 I NEED MORE I WOULD WATCH THIS RELIGIOUSLY AND IT WOULD PROBABLY BE SO WHOLESOME
Let Gojo adopt more kids please. This is peak fiction
Gojo adopts 4 dangerous children
plus, this all started because he thought it was funny that they had two possessed children, Yuji and Yuta, already. So bro decided to go on a mission, no knowing just how easy the journey would be, he got 7* already (counting with what he already had), and he still can adopt Asta, Shinra and Okumura, even Subaru as someone pointed out. Technically Ichigo, Yugi and Urameshi too, despite their possession coming to try and help them (If Denji made it to the list, they can). I swear Gojo is on the easiest mission of his life, the first half of the Star-Plasma-Vessel Escort Mission doesnt come even close to being this easy lmao.
@@Drip_Wooper can you put that into 1 sentence
@@TheRealMahitoe he got a bunch of overpowered children in his basement
@@Drip_Wooper 👍
Ichigo with the hollow mask looking pretty possessed
Also: Jujutsu Kidnapped
Bro doesn't have what it takes 😂
get Asta in there too, with Antimagic to stop Anti-Gravity System. They don't even need it with Naruto and Jotaro on the team, but 12000% certainty of victory is better than 11000%
Mob would be a game over for Kenjaku.
i dont think zangetsu would allow that lol
*Mahito tries to soul-touch Ichigo
White Vastro Lorde and Yhwach appeared.
0:53 GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLORE
HELP 😭😭😭🙏
Ha?
Fr
LMFAOO
Ha?
This is awesome, also I love how Gojo believed that Naruto and Sakura were waiting for him but in fact they just confused him with Kakashi.
Gojo really said *"Gotta Adopt'em All*"
Gojo at the end:
Good work everyone! So, who's up for pancakes?
The ending is the best sh*t I've ever seen this year 🔥🔥
Agreed
You see that new grant wisler?
@@rbxg6240 Yea, it was funny! James Steelman deserves better 🙏😔
Definitely! HEH HEH, ALRIGHT!!!! 🔥🔥🔥👍👍👍
Better than JJK ending
“Purple Tarzan” I was not expecting that at all
I always thought star platinum was made of tinted platinum like crazy diamond lol
6:34 That's something gojo would do for sure.
Fr
Ong
7:30 bro is dead for sure💀
natsuki subaru is technically a possesed teenager so he can be adopted by gojo
Natsuki deserve to be saved
@@landark7666 I agree 😢
He is gonna be the strongest support character ever, with his greed authority he is so gonna make everyone uber charge like heavy in TF2
Subaru the goat
Too bad he's not from Jump...
Can you imagine Gojo rolling into Shibuya with 20 fucking teenagers and smoking Kenjaku
7:15
Gojo called hishomies and they all jumped him lol 😂
Edit this and put space plz
dont add a space
You mean his protagonist avengers
So that's why he has the same voice actor as bucciarati
"So, it the same type of mother as bucciarati"
@@Drip_Wooper “Nah, I’d Sticky Fingers”
It's so kind that Gojo takes these poor teenagers in rough situations and adopts them to help them find what they're missing. Okarun was missing friends, Naruto was missing parental figures who didn't either put a demon in him/constantly berate him for having a demon in him, Denji was missing food/shelter/guidance, and Jotaro was missing the minimum amount of body fat the human body needs to survive.
Then Gojo took them all in, spent ~$400 on groceries and air mattresses, reminded them all they could delete a man in a second, and taught Jotaro that you don't need body fat or "leg day" when you can stop time.
Father's Day more like Gojo's Day
Bruh making an army of possessed children to go to war
7:38 I summon the basement children!
Lmfao 💀💀💀
💀
WHY IS THIS SO WELL EDITED
When you hear Jotaro’s theme, you know someone is about to get punched so hard in the face they retire permanently
Ok but a stand user jujustu sorcerer would be crazy overpowered
Imagine getting hit by air at the speed of light feeling like time is stopped
While getting hit with black flashes😭
DAAAAMMMMNNN THAT WOULD HURT
"You are already dead" ahh ability
Black Flashes at the speed of light 😭
Sukuna is cooked I swear 😭
@@Honoured_Infantry Or having some crazy ah power like Gold Experience Requiem, the hand or heaven’s door.
The extra plot armor of having your name in the title of your show, Yuji can’t relate after being cooked repeatedly 💀
Gojo now has 5 nickels
Which is still isn't alot but it's still wierd it happened on 5 different occasions.
Y’all acting like it was a coincidence. Gojo was HUNTING for them kids, no pause. 😭
#07:29 that's the worst jumping kenjaku could have imagined
blud adopted every possessed teenagers bruv 😭😭
We need Eren and Ichigo next 🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥
Jotaro looks like a grown ass man 😂
@carbness982 wait he isn't?
@@Hamster61151he's 17
@@Hamster61151 He is 17-18
The humor was so perfect at the end with the sloppy 60fps with Kenjaku's face turning which is just funny in and of itself and also mocks 60fps anime videos which clearly don't make motion look better. And of course the dragged out outro that was just blank for a hot second until the videos popped up. I get how maybe some of these jokes may or may not have been intentional by you, but hey! This is a masterpiece!
Kenjaku got packed up 💀
😂😂😂
How many kids did kenjaku had?
There’s only one thing worse than Gojo Satoru. Boom-
His adopted children-
A child, wait WHAT?!?!?!
3:28 adopt?! you mean kidnapping!!😭🙏
Tomayto tomahto
Naruto, Jotaro, Denji, and Okarun vs Sukuna is CRAZY
*ALL THIS LEAD UP TO THE FREE GOJO ARC*
Imagine creating a master plan during centuries just to get jumped by some overpowered teenagers, like, IMAGINE, JUST IMAGINE IT HAPPENING SPECIFICALLY TO YOU, YEAH I'M SPEAKING WITH YOU KENJAKU
The fandom: gojo has a type
CPS and the FBI: we know
3:16
I like how jotaro kujo answer quickly.
That gojo and makima scene was cool
Actually, makima uses her nose to detect things🤓☝️
@@personal2003 like a bitch- i mean like a dog female
@@personal2003so gojo did that for shits n giggles fr
Gojo Makima
💕🍑🍌
6:12 bro cooked with this scene
If he got Atsushi Nakajima, bro woulda been fighting a custody battle with dazai
REAL
No, no no, Chuuya would be a much better fit
Edit: That's if you want to time travel back a couple years
@@BeautifulBelladonna to be fair, both series take place in the mid/late 2010s.
There’s a lot happening in Tokyo and Yokohama!
Also the age gap between Chuuya and Gojo here is such a mind boggle, I remember thinking Chuuya, dazai, kunikida even were all 26-31. Oh how incorrect I was
nah bro, Satoru gojo is now looking for a protagonist to fight with sukuna due to the lack of characters
you know sukuna will beat them all he is curse energy with supranatural abilities and fast naruto and others cannot beat sukuna
@@MariChan-e7sNaruto alone solo jjk by scale.
@@bruh3935 good joke you say Naruto can compete with jjk character sukuna and gojo has most powerful curse energy he in Boruto is not strong anymore is a old men now no kurama inside him
@@MariChan-e7syou lack good grammar in English.
Naruto can indeed solo the entire jjk. You know, chakra could be a cursed energy in jjk terms right? Plus Jojo has a strong stand, he can stop time. Now, let's say chakra is a cursed energy, due to lots of trainings as a ninja, Naruto has lots of chakra/cursed energy. Plus, the thing that you're talking about the old Naruto won't make any sense, the Naruto that gojo adopted is the teenage Naruto, with his sage mode and nine tails, such stuff like cleave or dismantle or open from sukuna would do the least damage, it's not the case when fighting gojo, since gojo got infinity. But Naruto may still be able to beat gojo.
@@LambdaMc first I write in Grammar perfect and second how Naruto can beat gojo Naruto is strong cause he have his big chakra kurama is reason is protagonist why not Sasuke or jiraya dude from beginning of anime Naruto when was a child is protagonist cause of his story and his kurama if Naruto not have kurama from beginning not sad story no getting stronger or be even hero of village Jojo Is strong stop time Is cool but gojo has infinity no one can touch him even a stand if Sukuna and gojo make a team they beat Naruto universe and Jojo no one can beat a 1000 old antique curse for Sukuna is a child fight
This honestly is peak entertainment
6:19 at this point im convinced i have eldenring brainrot THAT'S THE FKN BLUE FP FLASK SOUND GAWDFKNDAMMIT
I did too😂😂😂😊
Bro is collecting every vessel he sees😭😭😭
"THATS a teenager? He looks older than Toji!"
-Gojo seeing Jotaro
This is so unbelievably cannon, wth
3:36- Tobi to Gojo: that boy is a target for our ritual to achieve world peace-
Gojo: it’s all run by aliens and the series only gets worse in Boruto.
Tobi: what’s Boruto? Aliens?!
Zetsu: w-what a silly notion.
I remember the voice line of Hazama/Terumi you put on Gojou.
Nice touch.
HOLY SHIT I KNEW THAT WAS HIS HAZAMA/TERUMI VOICE
*"Nah I'd adopt"* -Gojo the kinapper probably
This. We need a series like this.
1:01 Pov: You got an confession in the first ep of a shoujo anime
you are the mc
Adopt or more like Kidnapped
Think of it as aggressive adoption, Gojo's a proactive kind of guy
Look,i judge a book by it's cover
@@Normalchannel-y4e Of course you would, Dio sama.
cant blame you, if a weird looking guy with a blindfold on is out taking random kids id think its also kidnapping
They seems to be fine with it
6:53 THIS CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD
Nah lowkey this is amazing! It fits in amazingly.
6:00 Now its a Cannon Event
Now i waiting for Gojo adopts Garou
Really travelled the Multiverse to collect possessed kids like I gotta collect them all😂
The jjk jumpings transcend the boundaries between shows.
He really loves to sit on chair like that.
1:27 "Ohio"
._.
its japanese
@@Gamerfull75 Ik,this comment is just for fun
@ k
Ohio in the big 24
You missed Ichigo, Subaru, that one kid from Bungo Stray Dogs, and who knows who else 😂
Tanjiro too
Asta too
Choso: "new brother to take care of???"
Jotaro being the oldest now:
Whoops you accidentally stumbled upon a sub-plot.
Jotaro is 17 in part 3, choso is 150
What
Gojo hit Makima with that Shifu dramatic exit.
I really like how well you kept gojo's character in these, well done! I liked the dandadan and csm ones the best.
Kenjaku is cooked
Gojos been kidnapping kids like he is catching pokemons or something
This is so funny, if this was real, I would have been crying.
Resl
4:06 Bruh,what the flip💀
6:26
bro really hit em with that
That was adorable. But also Kenjaku is SO screwed.
2:47 Finish that if you dare
This is the greatest video in the existence of mankind. Just how brilliant can you be? Like this is very much in lore of things and could very much make a plausible crossover special. Great writing too.
Jotaro is enough for that
Poor Kenjaku.
I’ve never seen a villain THAT thoroughly screwed.
morcah on his inf money wealth,he keeps doing compilations of stuff he alr did.
7:04 bro thinks he’s Rohan 😭 🙏
ROHAN MENTIONED!!!
ROHAN MENTIONED!!!
@@deluluash OMG