Russians mock the gas-dependence of Europe and Ukraine
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
- "Should Ukraine will soon join NATO, we just will cut gas for Ukraine!
And in the night we`ll cut gaz to Europe!
So that we could cut the gas for everebody, just in case!" Thіs is words from "comic" song performed by Academic Ensemble of Moscow Military District. The subs in this video are literal translation of comedy broadcasted on Russian Ren-TV on the 2th of January 2009.
This aged too well
Not at all
How it started vs 14 years later, how it's going: Europe independent of Russian gas, Russia on the verge of bankrupcy, and NATO bigger than ever. Well done Putin! 😂
lol nice try
EU independet of Russian gas - really)
Russia on the verge of bankrupcy - uhumn yea, nice try
The only thing is that NATO is bigger. But it is solvable))))
@@granddred Romania and Netherlands alone have enough gas reserves for the whole of Europe to last decades. More EU investment is required to tap into them however, but the EU is using this crisis to steer away from fossil fuels and invest into renewable even more.
@@granddred as for Russia going bankrupt, watch this space. You're obviously not aware of what's going on economically in Russia. I guess the Kremlin is doing a decent job of masking the rampant inflation and you're lapping up their propaganda. They can't hide it forever, you'll see.
@@Inimbriumso-called renewable energy is a complete joke. No major city in world is powered by such nonsense. Global cooling/warming/change is a leftist fairytale designed to fleece the ignorant masses!
Can you see how dangerous are thoughts in their brains damaged by vodka?
Very prescient but in the end, EU decide to cut off the gas and oil and coal.
A teraz Briti perú biele s farebným
Бумеранг летел два года.
Hahaha, maybe this song can help a little for all those depressed Russians.
This is culture - the woman at 3:54 - at a concert with a chewing gum in her mouth. Like a cow ;)
как корова.
Ha-ha, let them sing this song when US starts exporting gas to Europe (and the development of other alternatives). If Europe boycotts Russian gas and gays boycott Russian vodka, Russia is DONE !
Оно вам надо?
And what ships are we going to use to transport that gas? Or, for that matter, it's kind of hard to export gas to Europe when we still need it here in the states, and the current administration has limited oil and gas exploration and exploitation.
Dafttar Actually there's alternative solutions too like wind, solar and even nuclear power. And more important is energy efficiency, for example if Ukraine achieves only the same energy efficiency as Romania (not such a high standard) it will be 100‰ energy independent since it produces a whole lot of it's own gas.
Mammal You do realise our austerity régimes here in the West would NEVER consider such an option, right? So long as the petrol lobbies rule, thou shalt see natural farts (erm... I meant natural gas), as well as petrol remain around for some time. Besides, boycotting Russia means nothing, they signed a €290 billion agreement with China. The two great mothers of the international Axis of Résistance against our NATO-EU Reich régimes hath secured their economies in fullest with this deal. Furthermore, because they have been purging the globalisation Capitalist-Imperialist/Zionist banksters out of their lands by purging the petrol-dollar, they are the ones whom can easily pull off renewable energy at home, whilst exporting gas elsewhere.
America has more people in poverty than Russia
Ako Európanka - toto som cítila 😂. Len tak ďalej. Rabitajte bratia!
God says: Thou shall not steal...Russian gas. If you lack money, sell Crimea... :-))
Oh man how relevant
Tell me more hahahaha
Why would they do it and lose revenues? Nothing happens so simply in this world.
как в в воду глядели.... хорошее настроение!!!!
How is it going?
I seriously don't understand Russia's aggressive mentality towards the rest of the world. They seam to be stuck in the cold war. Why don't they befriend their neighbors instead of threatening them? Trade is the key to a nation's prosperity, not warfare!
you sounds like US Secretary of Defense Chuck Nagel."-we also must deal with a revisionist Russia - with its modern and capable army - on NATO's doorstep."
although I would like him to explain how Russia appeared at the borders of NATO) Your question is based on an incorrect basis. )))
sorry my bad ingrish)
Letyaga1 I don't beleive I mentioned NATO in my comment. And I'm not American.
Toulouse de la Poubelle You know recently I do not care from what country Westerner.
your media all the same. there is no "Russia's aggressive mentality."
Here are your vital interests, and here are our vital interests.
they're just different. do not push on us and we will be peaceful neighbors, as it was for many years.
Letyaga1 Well, I watch quite a lot of media from around the world because I find it very interesting to get different perspectives on certain issues. That's how I came across this clip. Also please note that I wrote "Russia's aggressive mentality" as in Russia's politics, not "Russian's" as in culture or people!
Letyaga1 The reason for my posting above was the that when cruising the internet I have discovered that it is very hard or even impossible to find self irony and criticism from Russia while elsewhere it's very common. It is quite easy however to find militant aggressiveness and taunting of other countries which I find bizarre, as if the cold war was still going on but only with one participant: Russia.
@Godzhur Wrong! The red Army was very multicultural, in fact a number of Ukrainians can be found. You talk about the Khmel'nitskiy Uprising, was it Ukraine or the Hetmanate back then?
И Немцов радуется остроумным запевам Соловьева.
они там все йобнутые, чтоб вы понимали
Except Nato, you are afraid as hell that Nato will expand more near Russia.
And then they will starve to death without our money :)
God knows something:
Win for Naftogaz in the Gas Transit Arbitration with Gazprom. Gazprom to pay USD 2.56 billion to Naftogaz
The Stockholm Arbitral Tribunal today found in favour of Naftogaz on most major issues in the dispute with Gazprom. The Tribunal found that Gazprom had defaulted on its obligations regarding volumes to be transited and awarded damages of USD 4.63 billion. The award means that Gazprom will have to make payments to Naftogaz in the order of USD 2.56 billion after residual payments for gas delivered in 2014 and 2015 have been settled.
Песня подонков, слова обреченных негодяев..
Гимн Газпрома
Anyway they had some minutes of fun to spit this unfriendly song in the face of the Brotherland.
They'll run out of gas in 40 years... hahahaha
@Godzhur The Bolsheviks also killed millions of Russians and other people. Last time I checked, the Regional Council in Transcarpathia recognised the Rusyns to be a separate nationality, voted to have the Rusyn anthem as the anthem of the region and finally voted to replace the blue-yellow flag with the Carpathian tricolour. What are you going to say about that?
It's a very nice sense of humour. To laugh at others' prejudices.
Come on guys, there are many songs in which Ukrain makes fun of Russia, Belarus makes fun of Ukraine or/and Russia. This was usual comedy programme. If you didn't know, these kind of programmes were on TV long before Ukrainian conflict started (and 'gas thing' etc were mentioned before...and Russian, Belarussian and Ukrainian people did not accept it as offence) and now, when conflict started these kind of programmes start getting used to as anti- Ukrainian or anti- Russian propoganda. Please use your own head and don't be led by someone who is full of hate or anger towards Russian, Ukrainian, or any other nation.
what is not appropriate for one culture (jokes, in this case) may be normal for other cultures.
@1vengo Ukraine simply did not have the money to pay for market-price gas. Meanwhile it was playing games with NATO and Russian people living in Ukraine. Ukraine deserved to freeze. The current president made a deal with Russia and gas keeps flowing.
It is a historical reality that all Mazepas and Banderas will eventually fail. Get used to it...
Yeah that's a good show, I love it :)
2009. угрозы и насмешки, и они же что-то про русофобию сочиняют
kosiak10851 то есть ты без понимания чужого для тебя языка будешь мне значение слов появнять?! мдааа. А тебя не смущает что твои знания основаны на сплетнях?
Странная штука получается, в видео, где россияне насмехаются над украиной задолго до окупации, ты, россиянин доказывает мне про какую-то выдуманную русофобию. мдаааа
Как я вижу подтверждения высказанных тобою сплетен я не дождусь, ну ок.
Кстати, не понимаю почему вы так а СССР трясетесь. РФ жене имеет никакого отношения к СССР, так как Ельцин устроил путч и захватил влатсь военным переворотом, а потом назначил Путина как приемника. Кстати до этого то же самое седали и коммунисты, поэтому и к Царской России вы имеете такое же отношение.
1 Оккупация зафиксирована в народном творчестве 17 века.
2 По договору с Хмельницким Московия имела право ввода войск только в три города Украины.
1 Как говорится: Дурной - он и Сети дурной.
2 Книжки я читаю дореволюционные
3 Пошлёпайте своими задними ластами по своей КЛВ:
"Карта Боплана 17 ст. - Ukrania ( Beauplkan )
4 Боплан - ет такой картограф, который слова "Россия" (в значении Московия) не знал, потому как не було её.
нормально поплавали, просто были тяжелее воздуха
poeticwaltz
БЛИН, думал нормальному человеку отвечаю, а он сразу в оскорбления! Где кто поплавал? Ты их с подводниками часом не перепутал?
I mean the blonde woman to the right of the man. I have been told the man is Boris Nemtzov. I mean the woman to the right of him.
@Godzhur I am not telling you that Ukrainians did not exist, although the very idea of a Ukrainian nation is quite late. Russia did not annex Ukraine, you will be hard pressed to find Ukraine on maps dating prior to the Russian revolution. You will find Malorus', Hetmanate, Galicia etc. but no state or administrative region called Ukraine. After attempts to establish independence failed, the Bolsheviks were generous to grant Ukrainians their own Soviet Republic. Understand?
It's quite funny in a way, and frankly I do not see these people as a threat to Europe. Russians have a more sophisticated culture than many of these other countries, why should we bother them by making moves on their homeland. Live and let live, and maybe we can be friends rather than to be sour about the past.
Domety: "liberal TV-journalists"
Ha, ha, ha, "liberal TV-journalists", in KGBstan. Very good joke.
A small jackal is a diagnosis.
Besides, these were an Armenian singer and a Jewish journalist.
I don't see the problem... Europe is at Russia's mercy anyway lol :D
Look also Серебряная калоша 2005. It's another ceremony of the same prize. They sing a song about the Russian rock-musicians vizited the Kremlin.
I can tell you Belarusian pple dont respect father Lukashenko
You are right, nothing happens so simply.
But one thing is for shure:
no evidence that Ukraine stolen it.
There`s wide context and many theories why Gazprom cut off the gas - in general they say that Russia tried to press Ukraine in order to get Ukrainian pipeline for debts, or in order to gain more influence in the region. I don`t know for sure what version is right, but I know for sure one thing - see the 2d phrase in my comment.
Germans already a long ago purchased Russian Federation and in the first turn of president.
All Ukraine wants in EU. Greeting is from Donbass!
God says: Thou shall not bear false witness.
If you lack conscience sell your... whatever.
There is no factual evidence and no documentary evidence to prove that Ukraine steal gas. Russia simply cut off its supply.
I see I real Polish gentleman, modest, clever and tolerant.
if this song is an example of Russian humor it shows very little class.
Reasonable cooperation between EU and Russia would be much more desireable for both.
Нефть 37 Вечно зеленный74 Евро 80 С НГ россияне)
It is July 27, 2022 today and Russia is butchering its way through Ukraine. Who's laughing?
Русские:)
@@user-yw5zx9kk2r You mean those that are now called to war and have to buy their own sleeping bags, shoes and bandages for it? :D yeahOkMate.
@@kristynatara413 йес, ай мин зус зат а нау каллед ту вор, ¿куэшенс?
If we look at Russia's progress in the past 11 months of war...
Russia will be able to reach Dnipro in 2049.
But if we look at the current trend, taking Russian retreats into account, Ukraine will be in Moscow in three years.
- Romantic Brothers - FLOWERS - ! U must to listen this great i-tunes smash! Hilarious! About politics, economy & war! Real situation song.
Roll the tanks into eastern Ukraine and cut the gas. When the winter comes the EU will beg for Russia to turn the gas back on!
No worries. Europe will try to get it's gas from America in the future. Much more reliable.
Rajbert Trassel
No worries? Europe will being paying much higher rates for American gas. BTW, the terminals and ships being constructed are still several years away. The winter will be here before you know it. I'm glad my home is on Miami beach. Enjoy the cold Ukrainian dolt!
How's that working out now?
@@DarthJF How’s the Ukrainian begging working out?
@@Michael_Veritas Ukrainians seemed to be doing just fine stopping Russian meatwave assaults last time I checked. Meanwhile thousands were freezing in Podolsk because Russians turned off the gas for themselves.
Song is amazing. I wish I have the gas valve. So I can open it up for everyone😆.
@Godzhur What Russians are you talking about? Djugashvili? Sverdlov? Bronstein? Dzerzinsky? Ulyanov was an outright Russophobe, internationalist and cosmopolitan in his writings. Again your idea that the Cossack Hetmanate somehow equates modern Ukraine does not hold much substance.
ну вот и допелись😃😃😃😃😃😃
@rickallwood5862 - So why did you run to the US? A better Life?
Russian, no thanks.
The text of the song is different from what the chorus actually pronounces. Alas! Although, I 100% agree with the nice text :-) If you don't get that this video is a fake than yo are probably from Ukraine ;-)
What did France do to England? What did Austria do to France? For centuries Poland was the main opponent of Russia controlling its historical territories and sometimes becoming its mortal enemy. In XVIII c. Poland destroyed itself, but restored by Napoleon saw no other aim but "Poland from sea to sea". I feel nothing good to communists, but after the WWII they had to choose between the controlled Poland and the hostile one.
Am I the only one who finds this hillarius?
Ruble is falling oil also falling , pretty soon instead of singing you will be crying . world does not need oil and gas for long. we have advanced technologies implemented soon enough,
Why should Ukraine be pro-EU or pro-Russian? They would benefit far more from decent relations with both.
If Ukraine joined the EU they would find that millions of people from the third world would go there and legally they could do nothing about it. Do Ukrainians know this?
The concept that the EU leads to migrants coming to their country is a propaganda myth. Ukraine does not even need to be a member of the Schengen area to be a member of the EU.
Migrants go to wealthy countries. They do not stay in impoverished countries.
As it stands, Ukraine has millions of migrants in hundreds of countries all around the world. Why? Because Ukraine is the poorest country of Europe. And you may ask, why is Ukraine so poor? Because Russia has been trying to weaken Ukraine since the Russian Empire, perpetuated by Lenin and Stalin. And Putin did so by infiltrating Ukrainian politics with members affiliated with Russia's ruling party, United Russia. You do not see German politicians going to the UK, forming their own party, and bribing businessmen for political power. But that is what Russia did. And then these Russian politicians in Ukraine redirected all trade away from the world toward Russia. This meant that Ukraine could only buy from Russia and had difficulty exporting to the rest of the world without going through Russia first. This was a recipe for national poverty. In the end, Ukrainians got sick of it, when Russian politicians refused to respect their democratic vote intending to open trade with the EU. And Russia would not allow Ukraine to trade with Europe.
@@Thor.Jorgensen This is all propagangda and lies. Ukraine is massively corrupt and has leadership been paid by others to carry out a proxy war.
@@allybally0021 You haven't demonstrated that they are lies. All you've done is deny. Denial isn't convincing anyone.
Proxy war? It was Russia that started the war by invading Ukraine. No one asked Russia to do that.
@@Thor.Jorgensen You need to read the history. The fighting started a long time before Russia's offensive. The history is much deeper than that even. I'm sorry but I don't have time to educate you. Ukraine were shelling their own citizens for years before. The Russian speaking people are not the only group mistreated by the Zelensky regime.
@@allybally0021 I just so happen to be a history major graduate. I know my history.
Russia, back in 2014, claimed no direct involvement. They claimed that Russia had no soldiers in Ukraine. That was until 2015 when Putin started giving medals to the then unmarked soldiers that had invaded Crimea, under the guise of a proclaimed "local self-defense force" - With the award of the medals to Russian servicemen, Putin admitted that he had lied, the men were not locals, they were special forces from the Yaroslavl Oblast north of Moscow, who have been serving in the military of the Russian Federation, some of those members since 2002. It was an invasion. There are no local separatists. They are foreign Russian soldiers.
I suppose now they are wrong: to say the truth, one can find some problems with Russians in personal (as with any other sort of people), but the Russian government has nothing against Poland and, I'm afraid, doesn't mind about it much.
You are propably right about the mockery, but it is still scary because it's true. Russia is a loose cannon these days.
I think it's not a fake video, but the sound and picture are not synchronised 100%.
okay, I have to admit that is hilarious
The British accusations on the French and vice versa (or how to put it in English?), the French ones on the Germans, etc. always had a lot in common. But some times everybody found the single Bad Guy (and many had been him).
But I acknowledge the principle: if you wants to criticize others, you should always start from yourself. Therefore I don't want to look for problems in Russians government, because I find enough problems in Polish government and politics ;-))))
Ignorance at its best. Congrats.
Killed by cutting off the gaz for several hours? LOL.
It's a good example of black humour. I even can recollect a pretty old students' song on a nuclear war.
The cooperation between Russian and Europe depends on Europe.
дятли зофібучі
No ale jak zbudują gazociąg przez Bałtyk to Niemcy napewno nam odetną he he. W ramach mittleuropy.
I happy you or Glucksmann never heard the childish song 'Slowly the rockets drift into the sky'. It was really funny.
If you have the power to turn off the gas, and the joke is on the potential victims, who is laughing? Someone should explain those Russians the principals of comedy.
Hmm, Russia is the Bad Guy for other countries?
Well, I can't speak for other nations.
I can speak only on behalf of Poles (and I don't want to dabble in politics - because I would have to start from the criticism of policies of my own country, and it spoil my mood ;)).
I'm very talkative, when I can understand the question.
Hahahahaha, i love this.
How's that working out
We are having so much trouble up here in Scandinavia. Oh no.
All the snow is gone, and we are not getting enough tourists for our ski resorts. Our winter is simply too warm.
Thank goodness for Russia. When they turned off our gas, they saved us from spending money on something we did not need.
Hahahahahaha
No. You're not only one =]
"We will march to Evrovision then end that farce!" actually, this is perhaps one of the best things in this already epic song. XDDDDDD
I've always thought I'm very prolific at least as a journalist.
Одлично! Поздрав од Македонија и из Австрија 🇲🇰🇦🇹❤️🇷🇺
The 'colonel' with the order on his chest - is one of the most liberal TV-journalists.
Lol noone can do shit to Russia, so we'll joke like that all we want :)
May be you can recollect at least one by name. I know nobody who had such ability and endeavour.
I see British for a long time use Russia as a mirrow: 'Britannia, rule the waves!'
And good mood will never leave you!
But one hundred fifty four
это они все сдохли когда самолет упал?
Look Песня про визит рокеров к Суркову.
More relevant now lol...
We are also glad that you do not live here)
"sarcasm"
Yes, aktually fascist sarkasm.
Krasiviy Nemtsov. (((
+julieno7426 )))
To anyone saying this is a sign of Russian world designs, be realistic: This is a comedic little tune, and nothing to be offended by.
Americans are constantly making fun publicly of Canadian healthcare, how is this any different?
Wonder what you're thinking 12 years on. How wrong can one be, eh?
@@marcingromnicki8485 Sure, if you can point me to an official statement saying that Gazprom/Russia will stop gaz delivery. EU did that by itself, a little bite helped by uncle Sam, there we have some official statements.
Search: Карнавальная ночь Пять минут Гурченко
I can' believe some people take so serious.
It's a joke and a good one.
What do you have to say about Solovyov today?
Is this still a joke?
Russian propaganda proved wrong too.
I don't know why so many people (in the comments below) get upset over this. It's obviously meant to be taken lightly. Every country sings songs that parody their own as well as other countries policies. Just lighten up and enjoy it!
I mean, I have Russia friend who had never heard Spencer and Spencer's "Russian Bandstand", and they loved it when I gave them the link.
Now it is time to take it lightly again, I guess.
Unfortunately I have to admit that the Poles have a historical trauma and we are prejudiced to Russia.
It's a strange kind of 'schizophrenia' :P - because the majority of Poles don't speak favorably about Russian government, but on the other hand we really like Russians personally.
You would do well NOT to speak on behalf of the entire nation.
I talked about the relationship from my own perspective.
I was in Russia a few times, people were always nice to me. And even if not everyone would be nice - I will not prejudice against entire nation because of some individual incidents.
I don't have any problems with Russians in personal. But in the case of Russia's policy I could find problems, find things that I can't praise (I say generally. I'm not saying that the Russian government has something against Poland).
What a useless opinion.
О да.....уже страшно...
Инна, а Вы не пробовали подумать о том, что в этом видео просто-напросто звук запаздывает на долю секунды? и что именно поэтому Вам кажется, что поют другую песню?
i love this song ! original version where ?
From Ney Year's Goluboy Ogoniok or something like that. 1960s
I know it's a comedy show, but you shouldn't laugh at smb's disaster!!!
The Russian jerks laugh at all the gas and oil importers that are blackmailed by Russia throughout decades!
It's not funny!!!
This is from 2009! It's meant to be taken as a light comedy! Just giggle, peeps!
Why people think Russia really wants war is beyond me. The poor bastards have had enough wars already.
the singer at 2:50 - missing a tooth or even two :)