I love how both Kevin Hart and Bill burr have remixed some of Patrices stand up. They were some of his closest friends. It's fits well for fans that notice
That's awesome... Both of us are the fun ones for our kids... But I am the disciplinarian of the two... My kids and their friends love that I play video games with them...
Didn't y'all like to spend time with your moms fr? I mean I loved every moment I got to play with my mom - she put so much energy into it and I'm grateful for that. My father did try to be the fun parent but he forgot the parent part
I love the fact that my kids would say I can't wait to get home and play video games with my mom... Them and their friends say they love that I play video games with my kids, most parents don't or won't do that... We always do fun stuff together... I am a fun mom and the disciplinarian of my kids... Dad's a softy 🤣... Especially when it comes to our daughter...
These are facts..just minding my own business and next thing i hear.." you deal with your dad from now on ". Haha big mistake lady! We're going out for ice cream
My mum used to do that, my dad would come home and she would say; “Martyn talk to those kids!” And my dad would come to us and say; “Hi, how was your day, I missed you, miss me too?” My mum would be furious😄😄
One time I put a fake spider on the ceiling fan and positioned it just right so when you turned the fan on it'd land in the chair my step mom always sat in and scared the shit outt of her and she told my dad to punish me and he took me to my room and said that was funny as shit walk out of here like I hit you or I'll have to really hit you. Lol.
His tone when the dad was telling the baby he was gonna fuck em up is a very sad tone and I respect him as an actor for such a dad voice in that moment
@@itdobelikedattho8112 depends on the ethnicity and household oh and religion some hit their children with paddles or belts or charger cords or open hand ✋ slapping or even just punching them 🤛 oh and dont forget the mental punishment i cant even explain that cuz they always saying personal things directed at you
I still remember my mom's war cry to my dad downstairs. "MAAAAAAARK, Come discipline the kids!" When you heard the first stair make noise you knew it was paddlin time.
@@johnrx15 Hah funny part is people nowadays would call that kind of parenting abuse because everyone is so soft. It's disciplinary, there's no better teacher than pain, I myself would never hit my own children, but I am thankful that I was disciplined physically as a kid. Never was I abused, but if I ever did some deplorable shit I got a few deserved whacks. The line between discipline and abuse is when you do absolutely nothing wrong and get hit.
@@Kiwi-pd5mk true that! Lookin back, I deserved all the butt whoopins I got. But never did I get smacked around without initiating the reason. It’s the simple science of cause and effect. In today’s society, we (mainstream folks) focus so much on the effect or aftermath and NOT the cause or initiating factor. Very sad
Pops was definitely more of the fun parent 🤷🏾♂️😂 and he whooped my ass too. But he took me fishing, to a wrestling event, the bike and gun show etc. hang wit moms for a day and we at the mall most of the damn day
My kids don’t even like to tell my wife when they mess up they are scared They wait for me and say papa I did this on accident I didn’t mean it blah blah blah… depending on what it is we talk it out and make sure they understand for next time They hate getting yelled at for everything from wifey 😂
@@NubianQueenVibe i love that women especially black women for some reason pull the your gay card when you don't wanna always be around your girl lol geez 😂
Lol... not meeting the right woman/ women... my wife is absolutely Amazing!! My best friend, hardly EVER a dull moment.. we enjoy all the same things... it's great!
But…I loved hanging out with my mom. :/ Dad worked long hours (but was ‘present’ when he was home), and mom and I had all kinds of fun! We played board games, watched movies, went out shopping or out to lunch, it was a great time!
My mom was the loving yet serious parent, my dad was in and out of my childhood so whenever he was around he tried to be the serious side of things. Not tht he didn’t love us, he was trying to make sure tht me and my siblings didn’t end up like him
I can agree with this, when my stepdad would come home my mom would do and say the same mf thing. My dude was tired from 9+ hrs of construction and had to deal with it lol
"you never heard a kid say 'i can't wait to get home and play with my mom" Someday after school my mom would promise me that she would play video games on the Xbox with me and I would be all excited to get home and play games with her tho-
@@bluescreen5678 Maybe it was a good thing.. maybe he was abusive and she had to get out of that situation... Maybe he died and she had to raise them on her own... We don't know her story, so don't fell sorry for them... They had a mother who took care of them... My grandpa raised all 7 of his kids when his wife (who was the love of his life) passed away in child birth... 6 girls and one boy... He didn't marry or date again till all his kids were grown and had a life of their own... He did an amazing job raising them on his own.... And he was a great grandpa... Why do people feel sorry for women who are single parents but look to the man as an amazing parent?...
@AliSand So you want to completely ruin their chance at a good life since nothing is perfect? How disgusting you are. Do you even know what you’re saying? Clearly not.
I really liked going home and having fun with my mom… We would play video games together and talk about our day. Where I would here her cool stories from work and I would rant about how annoying my classmates are. Same with my dad Sometimes we would go get boba together or museums I just wanted to put it out there that I think my mom is really fun to hang out with.
@@hithere2631 yesterday actually, me and my mom went to look at an art gallery. Since we both are artists and very nit-picky with art it’s cool to see how people considered good enough to be in a museum treat their art
If you think being a parent is just making food and playing with your kids, doing all the literal physical aspects, who the hell do you expect to actually raise your kids? Instill values in them? Teach them right from wrong? To struggle with them through adolescence and keep them on a good path? That’s not something you can just do after work over an ice cream or at a baseball game. Just because it won’t break your back doesn’t mean it isn’t tough. If either of you have kids I hope they’re getting love and attention from somewhere, at least.
@@cristinugh3173 raising your own kids is infinitely more satisfying and rewarding than slaving all day for some company you ultimately don’t give a shit about. I’d rather be a stay at home over a career man ANY FUCKING DAY
@@cristinugh3173 huh?? It’s more about the level of complaining that goes into these tasks rather than just doing it. Nothing to do with love and attention to our children. Feel me??
@@Ghostyfrost9688 I totally feel you dude. Trust me, I agree. Comparing parenting to hard labor is apples to oranges. I’m just saying that acting like being a parent is just doing all the light fun shit is ignoring some of the most important parts of being a parent, and it seems like some of these people think parenting is easy as changing a diaper and putting up with some screaming bruh. Even in that Bill Burr clip he acknowledges that he’s just talking out his ass. Shame that so many people saw truth in something so immature.
It never ceases to amaze me how well behaved the boys are with literally everyone else but me. Teachers, family, strangers all compliment them but I never get to see it. Our values are sinking in, but I rarely get to benefit from that. Everyday they test me and it gets tiring, so yeah… I’ve resorted to telling on them to their dad a time or two. 😂
The above person said or could be this ~ You might be overdoing the discipline part that children stop caring about it, but in their core you installed those rules that they follow them with outer world, but when they are around you they don't care about it at all because they might have reached the level where they don't care.(which is bad will have issue when they are grown they won't respect you) It is that or you might be really good parent too good that they don't respect you and instead behave like a friend or sees you as a junior level employee who is lesser on power hierarchy. 😂
My dad raised me. My mom couldn't get enough child support for raising me to make it worth it so she signed custody to my dad because I was "happier with him anyway." Also never saw a man use his child as a weapon against the baby mama like virtually all women do.
LMAO! As a father of 3 girls this had me on the grown crying! 😭 I dont even spank my girls but just yelling at them is enough to get their attention and make them cry. (And yes i feel fucking awful afterwards) But as soon as I get even a phone call it's... *"Guess what your youngest did/said?!?"* Me: *"Ok and how did you handle that, MOM?"* Why do i always gotta be the heartbreaker? 🤣
That is a question I ask myself when I think about this situation. Why women do that to men, she's the parent too, go get them kids in place. Somehow I feel for ya even tho I don't have kids of my own.
this happened to me when I was like 5. My dad said "mom told me to spank you". Me being the 5 y/o genius I was, I came to an agreement with him and he pretended to beat me, then I pretended to cry. Why are we like that when we're kids? No matter how smart we actually are, when it comes to getting a spanking, we suddenly gain 150 IQ. We just quickly respec all of our skill points into intelligence, fuckin "persuasion 99"
“I choose you” LMAO
Bro i was dying
Pokémon type sh
"Well shit"
~the kid
I felt this sentiment in my soul before he said it, after “I choose you” my soul just left my body.
LMFAOOO 😂
he sounded like kendrick lamar at the start 💀
bro😂😂😂
He's lady impression really does sound like Kendrick Lamar. 😂😂
The Hart Part 1
No he didn't
He did
“US? Ain’t nobody said shit to me”💀💀
Right 🤣🤣🤣
I thought you said United States... 🤣🤣
That's like the "We're pregnant" bullshit. YOU'RE pregnant, I'm outta here SEEYA
That part 💯
"What? Bullshit, I'm fucking fun, you don't even know, I'm so much fun" I'M DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂
Classic movie
“She said fck you up or get fcked up, I choose you”
Im dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Look at those glittering Eyes.....
he went full pokemon master
"First round of me then"
@@veronicasmyth3830 p
😂
Will smith explaining to Chris rock why he had to give him a love tap.
This makes so much sense 😂
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂
frfr
Sooo truuuuee 😂😂😂😂
He said "I choose you" like he was in mid-battle picking a pokemon LMFAO
“I can’t wait to get home, and play WiTh mY MoOm!!” The way he said that tho 😂😂😂
It's true. You never hear that.
For the ladies who wonder why guys stay in their car a little longer after arriving home, you have your answer.
I gotta get ready for this bullshit. Strengthen my fortitude. Pray to God.
I sometimes take a shot, cigarette and chant in a low voice “I can do this” before walking in.
AMEN!
Now I know why some of my coworkers wait till they go to sleep first
Literally
This feels less like comedy, and more like he's venting while everyone laughs.
Comedy comes from darkness and uncomfortable truths
That's stand up comedy right there lol
Yeah that’s most comedy
And people laugh because they know it's true, it's a healthy way to deal with hard realities
That’s what makes good comedy good comedy
he ain’t lying tho
"Uve never heard a kid say i cant wait to get home and play with my mom"😂😂
"from where I see it, it's either you or me.. Might as well be you"
John Marston right? XD
@@TheOldBearTime yep
@@nicenamenicesurname8365
Knew it
Wonderful reference, thank you.
Ahhh, men of culture.
It's Patrice talking through Kevin
I love how both Kevin Hart and Bill burr have remixed some of Patrices stand up. They were some of his closest friends. It's fits well for fans that notice
Patrice Oneal - Rip god, check him out. Elephant in the room
cgc
First thing I thought bro. I just went through all the Black Phillip episodes again.
patrice was really the father to so many great comedians today, and thats why hes the GOAT!!!
“I choose you”
Fair point
Coming from a latin family it was the same in my home. "Wait till your dad gets home" would send shivers down my spine 🤣🤣
we'd all been there
That’s every good home
😂😂 Most African families too
“My wife said I have to fuck you up or get fucked up” - Will before slapping Chris Rock
Facts!!
Underrated comment
Bump this
“you gone let him disrespect US?”
- Jada
“So I chose you, I’m sorry”
When he said “Us?” I knew what was coming next 😂
Ain't nobody said shit to me.
@@brahtrumpwonbigly7309 delusional isnt a defense.
"Go in there and fuck that baby up" I swear, i made the freakiest wheeze of my life
Yo! Same. 😂😂😂
😂
“Ain’t nobody said shit to me “ 😂😂😂😂omg 😂😂
In my case my mom was the fun one, dad was either someone I'm scared of or not even present 🤷🏻♀️
That's awesome... Both of us are the fun ones for our kids... But I am the disciplinarian of the two... My kids and their friends love that I play video games with them...
Yeah lmao and look how you turned out
@@freshlycannedwater which one are you referring to?
@@freshlycannedwater That’s what I’m saying😂😂
@@freshlycannedwater i understood that reference
“I can’t wait to get home and play with my mom” 😂 facts
So true. When I was a kid. Dad was the fun one
I never once thought that as a child & I love my mom
Maybe for boys!
Didn't y'all like to spend time with your moms fr? I mean I loved every moment I got to play with my mom - she put so much energy into it and I'm grateful for that. My father did try to be the fun parent but he forgot the parent part
I love the fact that my kids would say I can't wait to get home and play video games with my mom... Them and their friends say they love that I play video games with my kids, most parents don't or won't do that... We always do fun stuff together... I am a fun mom and the disciplinarian of my kids... Dad's a softy 🤣... Especially when it comes to our daughter...
"Ain't nobody said sh*t to me." 😂😂💯
“I just walked in the house, tf he do” 😂😂
These are facts..just minding my own business and next thing i hear.." you deal with your dad from now on ". Haha big mistake lady! We're going out for ice cream
True
lol
Indeed
Lmao
My wife stopped that when she figured out I'm just going to hype him up lol.
My mum used to do that, my dad would come home and she would say;
“Martyn talk to those kids!”
And my dad would come to us and say;
“Hi, how was your day, I missed you, miss me too?”
My mum would be furious😄😄
Gigachad Dad
Great dad energy
Valid dad
Sounds like he just wanted to have a nice moment with y’all when he got home
One time I put a fake spider on the ceiling fan and positioned it just right so when you turned the fan on it'd land in the chair my step mom always sat in and scared the shit outt of her and she told my dad to punish me and he took me to my room and said that was funny as shit walk out of here like I hit you or I'll have to really hit you. Lol.
“I choose you”
Omg😭😆😆
“This is gonna hurt me a lot more than it’s gonna hurt you…”
*Takes belt off*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'll give you something to cry about"
His tone when the dad was telling the baby he was gonna fuck em up is a very sad tone and I respect him as an actor for such a dad voice in that moment
Watch fatherhood such a good movie
What did he mean by fuck em up?? 🤨
@@itdobelikedattho8112 if you don't know consider yourself blessed 😄
@@itdobelikedattho8112 depends on the ethnicity and household oh and religion some hit their children with paddles or belts or charger cords or open hand ✋ slapping or even just punching them 🤛 oh and dont forget the mental punishment i cant even explain that cuz they always saying personal things directed at you
Lmfao mans became a pokemon master that day
“I just got home I just walked in the house” 😂
The last part got me dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!
As a father of 3 aged 8 and under, this is spot on. Usually starts with a text from the wife about an hour before I’m off work! 🤣🙄
I still remember my mom's war cry to my dad downstairs.
"MAAAAAAARK, Come discipline the kids!"
When you heard the first stair make noise you knew it was paddlin time.
@@brahtrumpwonbigly7309 that’s hilarious! I always knew things got real when I heard my dad snapping a belt from the other room. Haha
@@johnrx15 Hah funny part is people nowadays would call that kind of parenting abuse because everyone is so soft. It's disciplinary, there's no better teacher than pain, I myself would never hit my own children, but I am thankful that I was disciplined physically as a kid. Never was I abused, but if I ever did some deplorable shit I got a few deserved whacks. The line between discipline and abuse is when you do absolutely nothing wrong and get hit.
My mom would just start makin mom noises soon as mu das got home like "UGHH" ,"omg these kids" until my dad had to ask what they do😂😂
@@Kiwi-pd5mk true that! Lookin back, I deserved all the butt whoopins I got. But never did I get smacked around without initiating the reason. It’s the simple science of cause and effect. In today’s society, we (mainstream folks) focus so much on the effect or aftermath and NOT the cause or initiating factor. Very sad
“ you gone let him disrespect US ?” 🤣🤣🤣
Katt's wrong, Kevin is actually funny😂😂😂
That I choose you killed me 🤣😭
Pops was definitely more of the fun parent 🤷🏾♂️😂 and he whooped my ass too. But he took me fishing, to a wrestling event, the bike and gun show etc. hang wit moms for a day and we at the mall most of the damn day
You got a great pop 👍
@@philleotardo8923 I try to tell him that more often
@@philleotardo8923 took him to get his shoes spit shined. Faken mirrors
@@philleotardo8923 how was it? 20 years in the can?
@@jezuscrust7458 He compromised.
My kids don’t even like to tell my wife when they mess up they are scared
They wait for me and say papa I did this on accident I didn’t mean it blah blah blah… depending on what it is we talk it out and make sure they understand for next time
They hate getting yelled at for everything from wifey
😂
Am assuming your wife isn't their mom cause you keep referring to your has your wife and not their mom.
@@tyereksmith8946 that part!
@@tyereksmith8946 Great work detective! What a deduction!
@@tyereksmith8946 it is my wife … you overthinking this
💯.. all 3 of mine have asked me why they mom is always yelling and mad lol🤦
This way to relatable. I can't 🤣🤣🤣
He's actually tellin' the truth on that one.
My momma was the parent i had fun with. My dad was just a mentally abusive alcoholic
oof
Nice
Weird flex but...hope he goes to rehab
L
"You know what u never heard a man say....you know what would make this more fun, if my girl was here" - Patrice O'Neal
Sometimes tbh if I see a really nice sunset or am eating by myself
Maybe your gay?
Ikr 😂😂😂
@@NubianQueenVibe that is also an answer to that so, yes. Maybe.
@@NubianQueenVibe i love that women especially black women for some reason pull the your gay card when you don't wanna always be around your girl lol geez 😂
Aunties are fun! My nieces and nephews always say, "we can't wait to go over and play with auntie". 😁
Hit different as a father😭
Lol... not meeting the right woman/ women... my wife is absolutely Amazing!! My best friend, hardly EVER a dull moment.. we enjoy all the same things... it's great!
How many kids do you have?
But…I loved hanging out with my mom. :/ Dad worked long hours (but was ‘present’ when he was home), and mom and I had all kinds of fun! We played board games, watched movies, went out shopping or out to lunch, it was a great time!
Bro why was he like “😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐”
My mom was the loving yet serious parent, my dad was in and out of my childhood so whenever he was around he tried to be the serious side of things. Not tht he didn’t love us, he was trying to make sure tht me and my siblings didn’t end up like him
Damn ion know how y'all's houses be but my dad ain't here and my mom is the funnest person on the planet 💀
Same
deadass
Then this dont apply to you 🤦♂️
Well that's sad then
Well your dad wasn’t there so mom had to be both pretty much
He right!!
I can agree with this, when my stepdad would come home my mom would do and say the same mf thing. My dude was tired from 9+ hrs of construction and had to deal with it lol
😂🤣 Hilarious Man my Day Just Turned Around. Goat 🐐
"I choose you" bro said it like it was fucking pokemon 💀
"you never heard a kid say 'i can't wait to get home and play with my mom"
Someday after school my mom would promise me that she would play video games on the Xbox with me and I would be all excited to get home and play games with her tho-
i used to play double dragon on NES with my ma
W mom
My dad used it say, "God Heidi why do you gotta spank the kids!" 🤣
Bro this is the most accurate shit I've ever seen
i was a single mum, so they never had a choice 😆
That’s sad. I feel sorry for your children for having to be raised like that.
@@bluescreen5678 Maybe it was a good thing.. maybe he was abusive and she had to get out of that situation... Maybe he died and she had to raise them on her own... We don't know her story, so don't fell sorry for them... They had a mother who took care of them... My grandpa raised all 7 of his kids when his wife (who was the love of his life) passed away in child birth... 6 girls and one boy... He didn't marry or date again till all his kids were grown and had a life of their own... He did an amazing job raising them on his own.... And he was a great grandpa... Why do people feel sorry for women who are single parents but look to the man as an amazing parent?...
@@bluescreen5678 I feel sorry your mom never loved you enough to be your parents
@@cita134 Women are more likely to abuse, whether emotional or otherwise. Single motherhood is the worst thing to put a child through, bar none.
@AliSand So you want to completely ruin their chance at a good life since nothing is perfect? How disgusting you are.
Do you even know what you’re saying? Clearly not.
"Ain't nobody said shit to me!"😂
He chose the baby 😅😂😂😂
I LOVE KEVIN'S EXPRESSIONS 🤣😂😅👍✌
My mother is was fun, I loved the time we spent together but I dreaded being home at the same time with my dad, the difference
It can be different for girls in some cases
Yean its just misogynistic opinion said as a joke.
@@christomanci It's not misogynistic, it's most commonly the way things are in homes.
@@christomanci funny either way
Yeah as a girl I preferred to spend time with my mom. Common interests I guess. And my dad was angry all the time no one wanted to be around him😅
"I just got home I just walked in the house" - this reminds me of Chris Rock stand up about when a man gets 1 toe in and gets so much at once😂
Ive become a dad and can indeed confirm
"I choose you"
Dad used Belt. It's super effective
Kid used Scream. It has no effect
When babe plays the "*Us*" card
"Ain't nobody said shit to me " 😂
I really liked going home and having fun with my mom…
We would play video games together and talk about our day. Where I would here her cool stories from work and I would rant about how annoying my classmates are. Same with my dad
Sometimes we would go get boba together or museums
I just wanted to put it out there that I think my mom is really fun to hang out with.
Cool, when
@@hithere2631 yesterday actually, me and my mom went to look at an art gallery.
Since we both are artists and very nit-picky with art it’s cool to see how people considered good enough to be in a museum treat their art
Sounds terrible 😂
@@orcabube salty
@@theterpenater6414 nah
Personally, my mom was the fun one. My dad was always uptight and scary. He was all about his business and my mom was always the one to make me smile.
I love the Bernie Mac voice because that’s 100% a Bernie Mac style joke
I never liked my dad, so I actually did say I can’t wait to get home and play with my mom😂
Every person in the comments who say this all look the same, and the last person that looked like you was a chick
@@ArmyofDrag343 ahh you have real issues with your masculinity dude lmaoooo
@@ArmyofDrag343 We're just maternal lovers because our paternal figure is enjoying other maternal figures.
Na boi, when u become dad , u knew a thing,
Will Smith to Chris Rock: " I choose you" 😂
my mom had to be both as a single parent LMAO
So true even though they will never agree
Cut out the best part where he said now you gotta give a confused asswhoopin 😂😂
“Mama said knock you, son”-some poor father 😂😂
One of the scariest lines to hear as a kid “ Just you wait until dad comes home !😡“ 🥶🥶 😂
Instantly channeled his Inner Danny Glover
12 hour shift turned into overtime...
When people move out than that’s when they appreciate mom the most! ❤️❤️❤️
Katt Williams just entered chat😂
The us had me out! 😂
Shes been working hard all day. Bending over at the waist to put DVDs in the DVD player. Shes got the hardest job of all!!
-Bill Burr almost
You ever heard his bit on women doing laundry?? Freakin genius he is. Lol
If you think being a parent is just making food and playing with your kids, doing all the literal physical aspects, who the hell do you expect to actually raise your kids? Instill values in them? Teach them right from wrong? To struggle with them through adolescence and keep them on a good path? That’s not something you can just do after work over an ice cream or at a baseball game. Just because it won’t break your back doesn’t mean it isn’t tough. If either of you have kids I hope they’re getting love and attention from somewhere, at least.
@@cristinugh3173 raising your own kids is infinitely more satisfying and rewarding than slaving all day for some company you ultimately don’t give a shit about. I’d rather be a stay at home over a career man ANY FUCKING DAY
@@cristinugh3173 huh?? It’s more about the level of complaining that goes into these tasks rather than just doing it. Nothing to do with love and attention to our children. Feel me??
@@Ghostyfrost9688 I totally feel you dude. Trust me, I agree. Comparing parenting to hard labor is apples to oranges. I’m just saying that acting like being a parent is just doing all the light fun shit is ignoring some of the most important parts of being a parent, and it seems like some of these people think parenting is easy as changing a diaper and putting up with some screaming bruh. Even in that Bill Burr clip he acknowledges that he’s just talking out his ass. Shame that so many people saw truth in something so immature.
I've wanted to play with my mom before. We play minecraft together
That's really wholesome
You played with the girls to huh?
I'll get band for that. 🤣🤣🤣
@@tedtyson2838 Bro what
I am 15 years old and now that i am a teenager, it is more fun with dad because he is adult and I learn new things
Im the fun parent! Lol FR!😆
It never ceases to amaze me how well behaved the boys are with literally everyone else but me. Teachers, family, strangers all compliment them but I never get to see it. Our values are sinking in, but I rarely get to benefit from that. Everyday they test me and it gets tiring, so yeah… I’ve resorted to telling on them to their dad a time or two. 😂
The above person said or could be this ~ You might be overdoing the discipline part that children stop caring about it, but in their core you installed those rules that they follow them with outer world, but when they are around you they don't care about it at all because they might have reached the level where they don't care.(which is bad will have issue when they are grown they won't respect you)
It is that or you might be really good parent too good that they don't respect you and instead behave like a friend or sees you as a junior level employee who is lesser on power hierarchy. 😂
“It’s either FK you up or get FK up, I choose you” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I always loved being around my mom because she was the fun parent and my dad never talked to me without lecturing me 😂
Kevin Hart You Really So Funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nobody worries when dad leaves to go to work. But they cry when their mom leaves.
My dad raised me. My mom couldn't get enough child support for raising me to make it worth it so she signed custody to my dad because I was "happier with him anyway." Also never saw a man use his child as a weapon against the baby mama like virtually all women do.
Had my dad come to me one day and tell me I'm right, but just pretend he belted me 🤣
🤣🤣🤣 felt this to my core 😭
I choose you.. 😂 😅
LMAO! As a father of 3 girls this had me on the grown crying! 😭 I dont even spank my girls but just yelling at them is enough to get their attention and make them cry. (And yes i feel fucking awful afterwards) But as soon as I get even a phone call it's... *"Guess what your youngest did/said?!?"*
Me: *"Ok and how did you handle that, MOM?"*
Why do i always gotta be the heartbreaker? 🤣
That is a question I ask myself when I think about this situation. Why women do that to men, she's the parent too, go get them kids in place. Somehow I feel for ya even tho I don't have kids of my own.
@@domi9146 whoever you are... Thank you! Seriously. Us dads dont get enough of this type of acknowledging.
Because it's easier to demonize Dad.
Mom usually gets a pass on some BS.
this happened to me when I was like 5. My dad said "mom told me to spank you". Me being the 5 y/o genius I was, I came to an agreement with him and he pretended to beat me, then I pretended to cry. Why are we like that when we're kids? No matter how smart we actually are, when it comes to getting a spanking, we suddenly gain 150 IQ. We just quickly respec all of our skill points into intelligence, fuckin "persuasion 99"
I’m mad the man listened. If my mother EVER told my father what to do…. 🤣
Bro this had me in tears cackling like a witch lmaooo 😂 oh my god “US? Ain’t nobody said shit to me, ain’t nobody said shit, TO ME!”
honestly my dad and mom are both fun. i like hunting and fishing with my dad but i also like baking/cooking and helping around the farm with my mom.
See, the fun tag was slapped on mom's back after dad got anger issues :)
Damn. You?
Omg so accurate. My father came home and we all got in line. 😂
Sound like he picking a pokemon:I choose you!
The confused ass whoping 😂