3 Ways to Fail

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  • If you want to send me your disaster campaigns email it here. totalwarlegend@gmail.com
    Please only send campaigns on the verge of defeat or battles you can't win. Auto resolve wins won't be accepted. Modded campaigns are not currently accepted. Please only send campaigns/battles on large or ultra unit scale. Normal and small unit scale will not be accepted. Not currently accepting Realm of Chaos campaigns/battles.
    Please keep in mind the volume of emails I receive and that not all disaster submissions will receive a response. I will try to get to as many as possible. Feel free to "bump" your email once every 24 hours by responding to your submission with bump. Do not resend the save file multiple times as it will clog up my inbox storage.
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  • @luisvazquez8182
    @luisvazquez8182 Місяць тому +380

    The Skaven were not prepared for Option #4

    • @bluerendar2194
      @bluerendar2194 Місяць тому +45

      "The dwarfs are being weird! It's like they've been suddenly possessed by one of us!"

    • @oooeee5556
      @oooeee5556 Місяць тому +35

      @@bluerendar2194 "The dwarf-things are being-acting weird-unusual! It's like they've been posseessed-haunted by one of us-us!"

    • @Morray404
      @Morray404 Місяць тому

      The D plan

  • @Iceman-135
    @Iceman-135 Місяць тому +221

    Player: Legend, we need a plan of attack!
    Legend: I have a plan. Attack.

    • @IainDoherty51
      @IainDoherty51 29 днів тому +4

      I was just looking for this comment to pop up 🤣

  • @nonesuch6833
    @nonesuch6833 Місяць тому +233

    Can't be a better fate for a unit of Slayers than being pressed at the eleventh hour into a ragged army of kindred and then dying to a dwarf in a gigantic pile of thaggoraki in a battle that proves to be a turning point heroic victory.

    • @bluerendar2194
      @bluerendar2194 Місяць тому +68

      Rest of army - "This is NOT what I signed up for!"
      Slayers - "This is EXACTLY what I signed up for!"

    • @Nick-mp1zh
      @Nick-mp1zh Місяць тому +12

      I love lore accurate interactions in this game

  • @thatredhead3613
    @thatredhead3613 Місяць тому +139

    "snikerdoodle is down" is the highlight

  • @siddharthjindal1035
    @siddharthjindal1035 Місяць тому +78

    Legend turning a massive disaster battle into two smaller disaster battles is why i stay up till 3 am

  • @TheYungDyrude
    @TheYungDyrude Місяць тому +111

    The fact that there are over half a dozen ratling gun squads and none of them shoot the single entities mindfucks me, because at least in WH2 on normal difficulty they straight up eat single entities for breakfast

    • @Weberkooks
      @Weberkooks Місяць тому +46

      Yeah it's the only way CA has figured out how to keep the player from using the ammo wasting cheese but I play on Hard diff because I find it to be more enjoyable. I also HATE the artillery dodging crap that the ai does.

    • @dfgfgh244
      @dfgfgh244 Місяць тому +11

      People cheesed with wasting AI ammo with single entities so much that CA made it so AI wont shoot at single entities when players try that.

    • @hansbrandenburg7169
      @hansbrandenburg7169 Місяць тому +6

      There's gotta be a better way for CA to handle that. You'd think CA would run a check to see if the single entity is engaging an enemy to then let the ratling guns shoot. Or even a range check or something.

    • @George_Rakkas
      @George_Rakkas Місяць тому +3

      They do shoot at large entities, so anything larger than a horse.

    • @michelchamoun9967
      @michelchamoun9967 Місяць тому

      @@hansbrandenburg7169 I think they do somewhat. If you attack or cause enough damage, eventually they attack you.

  • @hgw5567
    @hgw5567 Місяць тому +34

    Awesome, that was my campaign and although I found a way out of the situation too, my armies were not at a that good state as you sent it back to me. You are 100% right, the AI doesn’t seem to fool around as much when they are attacking you and that’s why I struggled with these battles playing defensive. Cheers mate, was a blast seeing you dominate snickch

  • @aputin654
    @aputin654 Місяць тому +21

    haha all of the extremely heavily armed rats standing around with 3 dwarfs charging in > "DO WE RUN-FLEE?"

  • @soldier22881
    @soldier22881 Місяць тому +15

    loved this battle, first the lords move in to cause as much damage, then the main army deals with the first wave, they don't get army losses so a few injured units are switched out, love the use of each mechanic, retreating injured troops to bring in fresh ones from reinforcements. Great use of strategy and tactics was very entertaining to watch.

  • @wizardofwaz1175
    @wizardofwaz1175 Місяць тому +22

    "Now, I will show Snikch the rarely shown 'option four.'
    Lets you and I have a chat about some things, Snikerdoodle."

    • @diazinth
      @diazinth Місяць тому

      for some reason I visualized them being great friends with "Partysnacks"

  • @grammaton3773
    @grammaton3773 Місяць тому +7

    "When you face big problem, break it into smaller and easier problems." Sun Tzu when teaching 9 y.o. how to solve brackets in math.

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow 10 днів тому +1

    16:39 Just casually explaining the concept of "Defeat in Detail" in his own words while mid battle is why he is a Legend.

  • @skupipup
    @skupipup Місяць тому +36

    Ungrim lives to fight another day. So disappointed.

    • @minibullusa
      @minibullusa Місяць тому +3

      too strong to die, what a bad slayer he is

  • @IAMTHEJUGGERNATE
    @IAMTHEJUGGERNATE Місяць тому +9

    I don't understand why CA made units like ratling guns and jezails not shoot at single entities. Their projectiles are so fast, I don't see how one could consistently waste their ammo by dodging so I don't see how them saving their ammo is supposed to be better at stopping player cheese. It seems like a classic case of trying to be too clever with the AI design instead of just sticking to what makes the most sense in the majority of scenarios. I still think it shouldn't be too hard to have a unit do a logic check every 10% of ammo used or something like that and if they've done virtually 0 damage with that 10%, then maybe have them move/stop shooting/change tactics.

  • @EarlSoC
    @EarlSoC Місяць тому +40

    I'm waiting for Legend's isekai anime where he's summoned to fantasy land to be the hero general of the prophecy.

    • @luisvazquez8182
      @luisvazquez8182 Місяць тому +13

      I can already see him beating the demon lord's army with a bunch of peasants, a mule, and some shitty wizard.

    • @CrimsonUltrafox
      @CrimsonUltrafox Місяць тому +11

      That would be the best anime ever made. Legend would be like: "Okay, you peasant horseman, your job is to run behind the enemy lines and get half of them to chase you so they come at us in waves. Archers get in square formation and don't waste your ammo on trash. You, shitty wizard wait till they blob up in this chokepoint we're setting up and use all your fire spells there. Lord Fuckface, I need you to go kill all their missile units. NO, don't bother dueling the enemy leaders, they're too strong. We'll just kill them with arrows."

    • @baconsoup8346
      @baconsoup8346 Місяць тому

      Always defeating insurmountable odds with his crap army.

  • @krzysztofpodlach1864
    @krzysztofpodlach1864 Місяць тому +26

    That's why I mostly avoid sending my armies into settlements, or letting them sit near them. They are a big deathtrap in Warhammer.

    • @robertsprankle6127
      @robertsprankle6127 Місяць тому +1

      That's a good point. If your army takes a beating taking the settlement and you're in an attrition zone, what post-battle option do you pick, just sack and run?

    • @bluerendar2194
      @bluerendar2194 Місяць тому +1

      @@robertsprankle6127 AI on legendary knows that too so that's exactly what they always do, sack and run XD

    • @krzysztofpodlach1864
      @krzysztofpodlach1864 Місяць тому +2

      @@robertsprankle6127 if enemy army is nearby i just sack and leave, and get to ambush stance, or I pick an encampment stance if they can't reach me. I like to take my time so I don't have to fight every battle with half of the army depleated.

    • @drsupergood8978
      @drsupergood8978 Місяць тому +2

      It really depends on situation. A nearby garrison can be enough to give a single stack the option to disable control large armies even if the garrison is small and badly damaged which might be what a single stack needs to take down 2 or more stacks. For range or mobility heavy armies this could be combined with AI controlling the garrison to potentially out number single stack attackers and act as a useful distraction. Garrison units are free and completely disposable which can be significant value depending on the circumstances.

  • @freddym99
    @freddym99 16 днів тому +1

    "We have 3 options here. Which one shall we chose?"
    Legend: "Option 4. Attack!"

  • @Glorfindeld2
    @Glorfindeld2 Місяць тому +5

    I love witnessing Legend discover cheese in real time. I expect to see that banner tomfoolery in a video soon.

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 Місяць тому +11

    Skaven: You are out-empty of options!
    Dwarfs: We make our own options!

  • @NewVegasNerd
    @NewVegasNerd Місяць тому +2

    25:50 Watching the Dwarf Lords chasing after the rats with dual axes raised is really funny

  • @clefsan
    @clefsan Місяць тому +3

    Legend's battles are all Disaster Battles, because whenever he shows up to take command of the fight, it turns into a Disaster for the enemy.

  • @stephenschroeder2141
    @stephenschroeder2141 Місяць тому +4

    Ref the banner between armies, it requires that the other lord hold onto that banner, and it can’t be equipped in the original army…
    but yes if you had enough armies and banners, you could make one army with all the banners

  • @jason_eh
    @jason_eh Місяць тому +5

    This is so dwarf...one slayer running at 2 whole Skaven armies solo!

  • @IainDoherty51
    @IainDoherty51 29 днів тому +1

    I do always love when someone stumbles across Kazador, who is honestly one of the most broken non LLs in the game. You can stack his Melee stats to such ridiculous degrees that he can throw down with pretty much anything in the game.

  • @TheLastWyrM
    @TheLastWyrM Місяць тому +5

    I've discover this banner thing long ago, it'll work if second (and third ect) lord with banner are on campaign map and didnt regive this banner in their fight. If lord is wounded or disbanned in your reserve banner wouldn't apply. But technically yes, you can put banners on one army as long you have spare lords and banners

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow 10 днів тому

    31:16 Legend's skaven laugh never gets old.

  • @johnmeierdierks7185
    @johnmeierdierks7185 День тому

    I think my 2 favorite things about Legend's videos are:
    1. His sayings, such as:
    "Snickerdoodle-doo, mothaf*****"
    2. His mocking impressions of us as viewers with stupid opinions, before he proceeds to school us on exactly why, such as:
    "But Legend... (insert simpleton advice)"

  • @aaronlove3102
    @aaronlove3102 Місяць тому +4

    Anybody seen that the dwarves are actually getting a formation option for shield walls like the old tw

  • @gengisdhen3438
    @gengisdhen3438 Місяць тому +1

    Brilliant! Thanks🍻

  • @KorsAir1987
    @KorsAir1987 Місяць тому +34

    After the new patch drops, he can simply roll his face over the keyboard to win this battle.

    • @RandomName55
      @RandomName55 Місяць тому +1

      Oh no, the dwarfs don't get T posed by skaven as much any more??? Horrific

    • @K1LL0S
      @K1LL0S Місяць тому +1

      what’s the context to this

    • @vallar57
      @vallar57 Місяць тому +4

      @@K1LL0S Dorfs get massive improvements in Thrones, although mostly on campaign side rather than tactical combat.

  • @nothadley9893
    @nothadley9893 17 днів тому

    huh never knew that about banners and other armies. Thanks, that actually helps a lot

  • @user-qr1ij9zg4b
    @user-qr1ij9zg4b Місяць тому +41

    Came here after the Espeth gameplay trailer dropped

    • @Tasmanaut
      @Tasmanaut Місяць тому +6

      cool story bruh

  • @quint3ssent1a
    @quint3ssent1a Місяць тому +1

    Second battle was just 👌👌👌👌
    Scaven artillery derped out so hard they just stood in one place for the whole fight and sent cannon crews to fight Ungrim in melee...

  • @hanspeter8982
    @hanspeter8982 Місяць тому +5

    Speed of 50? Swift stunti!

    • @TheUltrahypnotoad
      @TheUltrahypnotoad Місяць тому +8

      "We Dawi are natural sprinters. Very fast over short distances."

  • @redelephantsdotnl
    @redelephantsdotnl 20 днів тому +1

    ´Always be the attacker´ - Well. That kind of depends. Was this otherwise going to be a minor settlement defense battle? Dwarfs are *insanely* good at that. You can safely set up behind buildings and lure every rat within the range of your irondrakes getting stuck fighting tough Lords. They'll even march their artillery inside for easy pickings, the only real threat here would've been the poison wind mortars, but you have the gyrocopters for that. I'm pretty confident I would have aced this with just the first army if it were. Then again, the Ogre camp maps aren't favorable. Still. the amount of rats I've murdered this way with just a emergency lord and some RoRs is insane.
    Playing as Kazador [Mixu] I at one point recruited an army specifically for defending minor settlements, not a full stack, I wanted them to attack it as often as they could. Just a few irondrakes, heroes and empire mortars with runes on them.

  • @RRrRRrrRRGoesBrrrRR
    @RRrRRrrRRGoesBrrrRR Місяць тому +3

    Can't wait to smack down skaven with new slayers under Ungrim command (I have heard that he can upgrade his journey's end to 50%)

  • @JJokerMoreau
    @JJokerMoreau Місяць тому +1

    I love this vids, but I'll admit that the one cheese I don't like or agree to is the "control large armies" one. Either I choose that option because I can handle it at the start of a campaign, or I don't. Anything else doesn't feel like "cheesing" so much as breaking the game. Like choosing to lower difficulty before a battle then upping it, say in Skyrim.

  • @senshibat8920
    @senshibat8920 Місяць тому +2

    The beard itches with pressure on the sweaty brow- A banner of Benny Hill chase: min 36;54 "ledg says loosin that lord wont cause the morale loss" we sayno no we celebrate thing mean tyrant passing good eat take more

  • @splattbinat1542
    @splattbinat1542 Місяць тому +1

    How very fitting. Legend fighting a ton of rats and discovering new cheese (the banners)

  • @krisztian0703
    @krisztian0703 Місяць тому +7

    After Ungrim healed up he still had the wounds on him even after he was above 20% hp, is that supposed to be like that?

    • @Justheory11b
      @Justheory11b 24 дні тому +2

      Wound only goes away after battle.

  • @0NoName9
    @0NoName9 Місяць тому +1

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me!

  • @omgwhatisthiiiiiisss
    @omgwhatisthiiiiiisss Місяць тому

    omg 5:30 tips of the century! I never knew this!

  • @ZZuluZ
    @ZZuluZ Місяць тому

    That banner cheese is very interesting!!

  • @drhazeshift
    @drhazeshift Місяць тому +2

    @LegendofTotalWar As long as the lord that gave the banner to Ungrim's army is still active, you can put as many banners as they can take.

  • @caspermycat3646
    @caspermycat3646 Місяць тому

    Woah I've never been this early. Hi Legend!

  • @henrygabriel2527
    @henrygabriel2527 Місяць тому

    best situation in a while this is awesome

  • @jasonvorhes765
    @jasonvorhes765 Місяць тому +2

    I feel his vids should get more likes per view than they do.

  • @Apollosyx
    @Apollosyx 20 днів тому

    Is there any reasoning behind the chain-clicking of formations when you're moving things?

  • @ArukGrd
    @ArukGrd Місяць тому

    Cheers❤

  • @ShawnHCorey
    @ShawnHCorey Місяць тому +2

    ABA (Always Be Attacker)

  • @siberarmi
    @siberarmi Місяць тому +2

    As usual best defence is offence!

  • @AndyOdin22
    @AndyOdin22 Місяць тому

    Legendary

  • @dawsonking7893
    @dawsonking7893 Місяць тому

    Wow well done

  • @ebercondrell6603
    @ebercondrell6603 Місяць тому +1

    Legend picks the most aggressive option? That's never happened before

  • @PQUNDCAKE
    @PQUNDCAKE Місяць тому

    32:00 so what if we did this with Cathay's 25% wardsave banner?

  • @benjaminsmith6806
    @benjaminsmith6806 Місяць тому

    Legend Quote " I just can't use these gyrocopters!" and this is why no one ever used them, hopefully this will change with the new rework.

  • @FantomMisfit
    @FantomMisfit Місяць тому +1

    No-no man thing you were only allowed to run-flee or die-die not fight-scrap!

  • @Aqualightnin
    @Aqualightnin Місяць тому

    why does your top center ui look different than mine? mine has a big ol' meter

  • @PainfullySubjective
    @PainfullySubjective 7 днів тому

    seems like that second army bugged out & did nothing. had 3 dwarf heroes wrecking them & the missile units straight up did nothing :(

  • @shanecody5023
    @shanecody5023 Місяць тому

    Do you accept Troy disaster campaigns? I have a couple..lol

  • @cacarey01
    @cacarey01 Місяць тому

    whats the deal with not using large army? Does it stop the enemy bringing on too many units? only viable when outnumbered ?

    • @clefsan
      @clefsan Місяць тому +3

      If you allow large army, both sides can bring up to 40 units to the field at once. Not using large army limits unit count on the field to 20 maximum. So if, for example, you are fighting against 2 armies (I think you also need to have at least 2 armies of your own as well) and you don't want to face all of them at once, you can do this. New units for the enemy and yourself will only come onto the field when units are wiped out or leave the field, so the fresh reinforcements will trickle in in small groups.
      Viability of this tactic largely depends on the army compositions on both sides I'd say.

  • @JWSoul
    @JWSoul 18 днів тому

    I have a good save but the way to upload and find the file is outdated. I have tried the search function but on Windows 11 i cannot fine the files to upload. been searching for an hour now.

  • @darylroll
    @darylroll Місяць тому +1

    Seems like the AI won't shoot lords with ratlings... guessing this is a quirk of very hard to prevent ammo wasting? This tactic wouldn't work on normal. Seems so strange that this battle would've been harder on normal as the ratlings would shoot anything

  • @dominikrevaj6630
    @dominikrevaj6630 Місяць тому +1

    Those banners... It would be really funny if somebody would use that bug on beastmen with their mortis engine banners hehe.

    • @elpoiro
      @elpoiro Місяць тому +1

      Sounds like a Rating your Doomstack battle is coming.

    • @Zebo12345678
      @Zebo12345678 Місяць тому

      I love this idea.

  • @Ben-tg7lz
    @Ben-tg7lz Місяць тому

    Cool

  • @Avenged7xJunkie
    @Avenged7xJunkie Місяць тому

    Alexander reborn

  • @haisesasaki6457
    @haisesasaki6457 Місяць тому

    32:00 Imagine cult of sotek wardsave banner on any doomstack they have

    • @RRrRRrrRRGoesBrrrRR
      @RRrRRrrRRGoesBrrrRR Місяць тому

      Ungrim could get up to 50% wardsave just with equipment, not with his unique armour, with armour from forge and banner +10% wardsave from forge

    • @haisesasaki6457
      @haisesasaki6457 Місяць тому

      @RRrRRrrRRGoesBrrrRR dwarves have wardsave banner? And anyway i meant putting 20 banners on an army with that bug

    • @RRrRRrrRRGoesBrrrRR
      @RRrRRrrRRGoesBrrrRR Місяць тому +2

      @@haisesasaki6457 they do

  • @julianbraunbeck7632
    @julianbraunbeck7632 Місяць тому +1

    it seems like attacking is the better option near always...

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow 10 днів тому

    People should look into game theory. Being aggressive is best.

  • @dezmas9332
    @dezmas9332 Місяць тому

    Legend casually finding a banner exploit

  • @trixus4768
    @trixus4768 Місяць тому

    How the hell do you get Kazador Dragonslayer to 201 armor?😮

  • @ruukinen
    @ruukinen Місяць тому

    Dunno how it wasn't obvious that there you just attack the armies that are in raid/forced march stance. Didn't they try that at all?

  • @WhatsleftofTom
    @WhatsleftofTom Місяць тому +3

    4:20 blaze it!

  • @kvltofsobek90
    @kvltofsobek90 Місяць тому +9

    3 ways to fail- all of them are "letting clan eshin get out of control"

    • @Manslayer-eo1nh
      @Manslayer-eo1nh Місяць тому

      When I play as Miao Ming, it is one of the first things I do, Kill the sneaky rat. Even early game he is so hard to kill.

    • @Nick-mp1zh
      @Nick-mp1zh Місяць тому +1

      It's the End Game Crisis

  • @victorparenteau2704
    @victorparenteau2704 28 днів тому

    How can hugrim heal?

  • @bar_jumper1312
    @bar_jumper1312 Місяць тому

    31:47 i got a weaponsteam army with complet speed banner buff on every unit

  • @dembro27
    @dembro27 Місяць тому

    3 ways to fail? Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up.

  • @ryanflippinharris
    @ryanflippinharris Місяць тому +21

    legendoftotalwar? more like legendoftotalballs.

  • @swiftdasher
    @swiftdasher Місяць тому

    The CPU would NEVER just let me walk up with heroes like this. Like, how? The fuck

    • @diazinth
      @diazinth Місяць тому +2

      at higher difficulties they don't shoot at horse sized or smaller to avoid ammo wasting

  • @aleksa6242
    @aleksa6242 9 днів тому

    Skaven AA guns are strong strong in this one one

  • @serjez.
    @serjez. Місяць тому

    Legends you should see the fkin video about empire dlc its amazing!

  • @teosandev6116
    @teosandev6116 Місяць тому

    22 losses. Someone, pls, autoresolve legend, he needs to get nerfed! 😂

  • @BlizzardAcolyte
    @BlizzardAcolyte Місяць тому +1

    - 27:14 WTF was that particular group of Gutter Runners even thinking/trying
    - Your Snikch-a-doodle-do bit makes me think you’re settling into the Dad role well-you’re already building your Dad Joke repertoire
    - a real treat to end the video with Heirs of Mourkain that far up north for no particular reason, and doing OK! (for a Rouge Army)

  • @HeX____1
    @HeX____1 Місяць тому

    oi oi

  • @x0lopossum
    @x0lopossum Місяць тому

    5:40 banner exploit

  • @JaxaansePizza
    @JaxaansePizza Місяць тому

    30 seconds ago?? what?

  • @Son_of_Mandalore
    @Son_of_Mandalore Місяць тому

    3 ways to fail seems a little harsh and unkind. Not everyone is a Legend, hence the title.

  • @SomeIdiotLUL
    @SomeIdiotLUL Місяць тому

    Dwarves update is dog water compared to chaos dwarves. I prefer it as a paid dlc that way it's better quality

  • @spiritjustice9413
    @spiritjustice9413 Місяць тому

    first

    • @ianover6838
      @ianover6838 Місяць тому +3

      Did you call your parents to tell them about your achievement?

    • @LTDRay
      @LTDRay Місяць тому +2

      @@ianover6838 you are awfully salty lmao

    • @spiritjustice9413
      @spiritjustice9413 Місяць тому +1

      @@ianover6838 first

  • @filterdecay
    @filterdecay Місяць тому

    the ai is so stupid. Look at all this power creep in thrones of decay. Is the ai going to be ready to give a challenge?

  • @Shane2020xxx
    @Shane2020xxx Місяць тому +2

    “Anti-large, we don’t really have any”!?! Short?!?!?

  • @TheSamwise61
    @TheSamwise61 Місяць тому