What your favorite way to KILL says about you!

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  • @drucy.
    @drucy. Рік тому +1374

    "You're a psycho. Or you're Jerma."
    Those two are the same.

  • @Robyn4064
    @Robyn4064 Рік тому +914

    What concerns me, fact this videos longer then usual, meaning he thought of more ways to kill then what different aesthetic say about different people, it’s sick and I love it

    • @Anti-Furry-Soldier-1291
      @Anti-Furry-Soldier-1291 Рік тому +40

      He missed drowning

    • @gamingkaden199
      @gamingkaden199 Рік тому

      There are almost to many ways to kill people, almost

    • @Driskeeil
      @Driskeeil Рік тому +8

      @@Anti-Furry-Soldier-1291 true

    • @Climbingandtech
      @Climbingandtech Рік тому +10

      He should have a international wanted criminal for nuclear knifes bio-weapons chemicals guns and claws as well as swords any projectiles any hand weapons and wanting to make an elytosphere as well as a Dyson sphere and a solar engine or not follow the Fermi paradox

  • @breebosquet7394
    @breebosquet7394 Рік тому +66

    With your claws: ur a furry Wolverine: *wolverine has left the chat*

    • @Skylar_minecraft
      @Skylar_minecraft 4 місяці тому +2

      well, he literally has 'wolf' in his name...

    • @phoux_x
      @phoux_x 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Skylar_minecraft Gosh, I never thought of that

  • @RaidenArmstrongGoBrrrrr
    @RaidenArmstrongGoBrrrrr Рік тому +203

    as the quiet kid who bests his class in almost everything when it comes to skills and killing, i can confirm.

  • @yetto1277
    @yetto1277 Рік тому +1965

    I like cheese.

  • @x30.
    @x30. Рік тому +1817

    The stabbing one is too accurate

  • @LunrFox
    @LunrFox 11 місяців тому +28

    The rock one is very true, but it is with every object I encounter.
    I scare my friends sometimes.

  • @AzrielReaperZ
    @AzrielReaperZ 4 місяці тому +19

    “Claws”
    “Your a furry”
    “Biting”
    “Your a dog or your a furry”
    YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME-

  • @Righteous_Hand_of_the_Father
    @Righteous_Hand_of_the_Father Рік тому +503

    "Chemicals"
    Father of toxic gas and chemical warfare
    His dark creation has been revealed
    Flow over no man's land
    A poisonous nightmare
    A deadly mist on the battlefield

  • @so_much_for_jj
    @so_much_for_jj Рік тому +270

    I like poison, but specifically poisonous plants. It’s too easy to give someone a jar of azalea or oleander honey, or maybe leave a jar of poisonous flowers in their kitchen, or tell them it’s an edible flower they can use in food, or give them tea made from poisonous plants,… so many possibilities :D

    • @user-Ityrirz
      @user-Ityrirz Рік тому +50

      And then you also drink it as well so you can meet them in the afterlife and be like "Ha, got you >:D"

    • @so_much_for_jj
      @so_much_for_jj Рік тому +2

      @@user-Ityrirz exactly! Dying of honey would be a pretty tasty way to go :D

    • @ibanheadhunter8317
      @ibanheadhunter8317 Рік тому +20

      Any suggestions to use with my blowgun?

    • @SpyderBey
      @SpyderBey Рік тому

      You are evil.

    • @Quromato
      @Quromato Рік тому +24

      FBI: Interesting

  • @ded7365
    @ded7365 Рік тому +9

    2:06 other than rock, u can use fire extinguisher, a pc or monitor, very huge book, a box with something makes it heavy, a helmet and a school bag

  • @Alice.Morningstar
    @Alice.Morningstar 3 місяці тому +5

    Favorite way:
    Play with them like a cat that plays with their prey while theyre already in so much pain

  • @bbldrake6245
    @bbldrake6245 Рік тому +808

    0:06 -stabbing 🔪😵
    0:10-shooting 🔫💥
    0:14-choking 🫦🤨
    0:18- barehanded 👋🪦
    0:22- w/ a sword ⚔️ 🤺
    0:27- w/ a katana 🇯🇵🥷
    0:31-w/ your claws 🦞 🙀
    0:35-chemicals 🧫🔬🧪
    0:40 -torture 🪢😈🩸
    0:46-bleed to death 🩸🏴‍☠️
    0:53-using your charm ✨💁‍♀️😜
    0:57-firing squad🔥☄️🚒
    1:04-electric chair 🪑⚡️😬
    1:10-lethal injection 💉🧪
    1:15- poison ☠️👨‍🔬
    1:19-push off a building 🏢😵
    1:26-driving crazy 🤪👹🤡
    1:32-w/ kindness 👉🥹👈
    1:38-fire 🚒🚒💨
    1:42-axe 🪓👨‍🚒
    1:45- chainsaw ⛓️🪚
    1:49-beheading 🤯😵
    1:54-death note 💀⚰️📝📓
    2:02- w/ animals 🙀😼
    2:05 w/ any hard object 🏋️‍♀️🪨
    2:12- atomic bomb 💣 💥🧨
    2:20- rocket launcher 🚀
    2:24-meat grinder 🥩🪚
    2:29- drive by 🚗🔫😨
    2:33- traps 🪤😏😈
    2:37- magic 🪄🐇
    2:41-buried alive ⚰️⚱️
    2:47- biting 🫦🧛‍♂️
    2:51- baseball bat ⚾️🧢
    2:57- explosion 💥 🌋💣
    3:02-scythe🔪🗡️
    3:06- pencil ✏️📝
    3:13- in their sleep 💤 🛌🥱
    3:17-quickly ⚡️🏃‍♀️💨⌛️🚫
    3:21- slowly 🐢🦥
    3:27-stealthily 🥷🙈😶‍🌫️
    3:31-all guns ablaze 🔫🔫🔫
    3:36-making a bad joke 😳🤡👎

    • @insaneyogurt4993
      @insaneyogurt4993 Рік тому +43

      I’m going to copy and paste your comment so it looks like I did it even though I didnt

    • @HuTaoSimp53
      @HuTaoSimp53 Рік тому +31

      @@insaneyogurt4993 At least you're honest.

    • @vbadimothebadassjackass8011
      @vbadimothebadassjackass8011 Рік тому +17

      @@insaneyogurt4993 Better hope that some loser doesn’t say “cOpIEd”

    • @insertname8058
      @insertname8058 Рік тому +4

      I thought eating was pretty common

    • @deeznut709
      @deeznut709 Рік тому +3

      @@insertname8058 Yeah I agree

  • @briuiwnw7229nurjwnqoaakne
    @briuiwnw7229nurjwnqoaakne Рік тому +375

    Saying you're a furry immediately after you're a weeb seems to be something mvp does a lot

    • @bunfun.
      @bunfun. Рік тому

      I would use a plunger gun just just blend the face so they can breathe and just hit them on a wall 3:42

    • @Pretend_Im_a_ghost
      @Pretend_Im_a_ghost Рік тому +3

      None: your Canadian, like me.

    • @kys290
      @kys290 Рік тому +1

      @@Pretend_Im_a_ghost boomerang
      Your Australian

    • @ADMICKEY
      @ADMICKEY Рік тому

      Spear: Sparta
      Gladius: roman
      Greek fire: Byzantium/ eastern rome
      Anything fire related: Arizona

    • @Channelinrecentvid
      @Channelinrecentvid Рік тому +1

      @@kys290 ?

  • @Commando_16
    @Commando_16 10 місяців тому +4

    "Comment what your favorite way to kill someone is"
    *"Yes"*

  • @hulick6910
    @hulick6910 9 місяців тому +4

    Stomping: you’re a plumber
    Slipping on a banana: you play Super Animal Royale

  • @mr.brightside7702
    @mr.brightside7702 Рік тому +66

    "No, no, Jimmy, choking is something you do when you eat too fast. As I'm crushing Mister Moorin's windpipe with my watch chain, what I'm doing is actually referred to as strangling."- Handsome Jack

  • @Alexkeys141
    @Alexkeys141 Рік тому +66

    The torture one is too accurate

  • @RoseyBloom1008
    @RoseyBloom1008 6 місяців тому +3

    the kill them with kindness is just wholesome ngl 🥺🥺

  • @reincarnated.furutajunko
    @reincarnated.furutajunko 9 місяців тому +4

    I love watching this as a killer who wasn't caught.

  • @isaiahvoss
    @isaiahvoss Рік тому +83

    The axe is accurate because all I want to say is Here's Johnny to the next victim.

  • @gigi._008
    @gigi._008 Рік тому +79

    drowning has left the chat crying
    okok but drowning is my fav way to murder someone,just so effective

  • @Duckweedzh
    @Duckweedzh 10 місяців тому +3

    Slowly and painfully, make sure they are not fully dead when I’m done so I have a free show

  • @Cheese-Cf-BAg
    @Cheese-Cf-BAg 5 місяців тому +1

    Thanks for the inspiration dude!

  • @SpyderBey
    @SpyderBey Рік тому +153

    0:22 Man I was READ LIKE A BOOK!
    Yes, I actually practiced Fencing at one point, for a few years, even, because I loved swords. I actually want to start Fencing, again.
    On top of this, my OC has a sword (making a story about him, actually), I main sword characters in Smash Ultimate (Marth mainly), and I love a good swordfight.

    • @prestonandtom9337
      @prestonandtom9337 Рік тому +3

      Do you fight with sticks though?

    • @SpyderBey
      @SpyderBey Рік тому +2

      @@prestonandtom9337 Used to 🙂

    • @retrocheetah665
      @retrocheetah665 Рік тому

      same but 3:20

    • @Nano-vw1wz
      @Nano-vw1wz Рік тому +1

      Read like a book? Is that a JoJo reference?

    • @SpyderBey
      @SpyderBey Рік тому +1

      @@Nano-vw1wz My whole life is a JoJo reference

  • @pixelated1056
    @pixelated1056 Рік тому +64

    Honestly for my worst enemies, torture and bleeding seems mighty fine to me. Specifically tearing off each limb one by one and leaving them to die. Sure, i gotta clean up but i dont rly mind a mess and I get to watch them suffer from like a window or something. If Im getting paid to kill, im using poison. Its quick, wearing gloves makes it harder to trace and I dont have to do much. If im just out an about murdering, ill probably go with shooting, specifically a crossbow but ill have a gun license and a sniper as an alibi.

  • @sabir_raiyan
    @sabir_raiyan 11 місяців тому +2

    0:21
    literally every demon slayer: *is that an insult*
    oh, in minecraft-
    definitely axes/swords

  • @sohansaha4693
    @sohansaha4693 6 місяців тому +1

    Atomic bomb: You must have enemies in far away places
    Me: No, im a physics nerd

  • @s1csty9
    @s1csty9 Рік тому +156

    I didn't expect torture... too accurate

    • @Nooby69
      @Nooby69 Рік тому +11

      i was waiting for torture
      it is 100% accurate

    • @Nooby69
      @Nooby69 Рік тому +7

      @@Kiki_Fox i unfortunately have not had the privilege, but i have tortured countless people, and a few backstabs

    • @Leouiz_Di_Angelo
      @Leouiz_Di_Angelo Рік тому +3

      @@Kiki_Fox You used atomic bomb?

    • @Kiki_Fox
      @Kiki_Fox Рік тому +3

      @@Leouiz_Di_Angelo yup

    • @s1csty9
      @s1csty9 Рік тому +5

      @@Kiki_Fox it's better when they're so scared they cant talk and they freak out whenever you make a sudden movement xD

  • @Divinegoldenlight
    @Divinegoldenlight Рік тому +68

    As a death palette enjoyer, I can confirm everything is true

  • @rogeliojrtolentino4950
    @rogeliojrtolentino4950 4 місяці тому +3

    The pencil John wick joke 💀🍷🚬🗿

  • @user-lr4ic2uf7y
    @user-lr4ic2uf7y 4 місяці тому +3

    Bleeding to death, very accurate.

  • @HarmonyMoonbeam024
    @HarmonyMoonbeam024 Рік тому +57

    Sword. They're cool, I had a random dream last night that I had to fight some bad guy with one and somehow won with no training whatsoever, my OC uses one, and yes, I play with sticks and always love it when I swing it fast enough to make the iconic "whoosh" sound (I actually have a specific stick I've been playing with, out in my backyard)

    • @The_Hentai_Dealer397
      @The_Hentai_Dealer397 Рік тому

      m.ua-cam.com/video/3Xl0Qr0uXuY/v-deo.html

    • @HarmonyMoonbeam024
      @HarmonyMoonbeam024 Рік тому +2

      @@The_Hentai_Dealer397 Sorry, but I don't click on random links😑

    • @SpyderBey
      @SpyderBey Рік тому +2

      I can relate to this sooo much, that you wouldn't believe it.
      Love your PFP btw.

    • @ferna8397A
      @ferna8397A Рік тому

      bro had a main character moment

    • @forgetieverexistedplz
      @forgetieverexistedplz Рік тому

      @@ferna8397A Lets be honest, we all had one

  • @thejester-vi4ni
    @thejester-vi4ni Рік тому +46

    Well, my favorite certainly has to be the scythe. It’s just so elegant and it doesn’t leave much of a mess to clean up. Plus the fact that it gets the job done quickly. Trust me(never trust me under any circumstances. That would be more insane than me, and that’s saying something.), I’m speaking from experience.

    • @thejester-vi4ni
      @thejester-vi4ni Рік тому +5

      Oh wait… you ment killing in video games. Sorry, I’m bad.
      I’m the bad guy…
      Duh

    • @Kiki_Fox
      @Kiki_Fox Рік тому +4

      As an experienced killer who has killed all of these ways. I personally find torcher most satisfying. Having them begging you too stop or just end them is so satisfying. You should try it.

    • @endercat1707
      @endercat1707 Рік тому +3

      @@Kiki_Foxbut drowning.

    • @Kiki_Fox
      @Kiki_Fox Рік тому +2

      @@endercat1707 yup

    • @Kiki_Fox
      @Kiki_Fox Рік тому +3

      @@endercat1707 not fun cause you can’t hear their begs for you too stop. It’s kinda meh. Good for beginners though

  • @DiabolicCrusher
    @DiabolicCrusher Рік тому

    All of these combined with the exception of charm and kindness, and the longer and more painful, the better.

  • @forrestwallis7885
    @forrestwallis7885 4 місяці тому +1

    Theres i few ways but i always felt the lead lined boxing glove dpecifically to be extreamly satisfying over any other weopon unarmed/melee or otherwise but theres a few in your list i liked as well

  • @Hm.mmmm0
    @Hm.mmmm0 Рік тому +54

    I prefer blades like, Katanas, Axes, Knives etc and poison. Poison is so easy because as long as you can poison it without getting caught it's a guaranteed kill. I also prefer strangling because it gets the job done right and it's not messy at all.

    • @povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep
      @povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep Рік тому +2

      *how do you know all of this*

    • @itsyaboichilde5397
      @itsyaboichilde5397 Рік тому +6

      ​@@povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep common knowledge

    • @povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep
      @povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep Рік тому +3

      @@itsyaboichilde5397 "i also prefer strangling because it gets the job done right and it's not messt at all" *he talk as if he already did it*💀💀💀

    • @Hm.mmmm0
      @Hm.mmmm0 Рік тому +4

      ​@@povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep Hehehe

    • @miizzou_
      @miizzou_ Рік тому

      I prefer lacing your weapons with poison so even if you can’t make a deadly cut it’ll still kill or make the person unconscious and when they are unconscious u can make the final blow

  • @purplemochi7747
    @purplemochi7747 Рік тому +32

    I personally like using a scythe or a gun. The scythe is just so elegant and it does the job very well. Also a gun because I could shoot them in a vital spot that wont kill them immediately that way I can watch them slowly die while in so much pain that it's overwhelming. :)

    • @Ashakins123
      @Ashakins123 Рік тому +3

      The scythe would probably be common in farms considering they were originally invented for harvesting crops. Of course there are more efficient methods now, but who knows. Farmers may still have one. Have an enemy out in the country on or near a farm? Good.

    • @ashensivnarain7221
      @ashensivnarain7221 Рік тому

      Yes😊

    • @mistthermite7791
      @mistthermite7791 4 місяці тому

      Gunshot to the chest cavity is the cleanest method.

  • @catxx_gamer3812
    @catxx_gamer3812 6 місяців тому +1

    MVPerry: Dropping an atomic bomb anywhere near you is not gonna end well.
    Me: Dropping an atomic bomb anywhere is not gonna end well/

  • @Chihirosanwa
    @Chihirosanwa 9 місяців тому +2

    Oh Pish pash, as someone with experience, you kll them through psychology (but bare hands, 100%)

  • @vlad_the_dumpheaf
    @vlad_the_dumpheaf Рік тому +35

    This is definitely gonna get me on a watch list

  • @Chucky_Martinez
    @Chucky_Martinez Рік тому +11

    2:32 Also, your favorite movie is Home Alone

    • @recluse9978
      @recluse9978 Рік тому

      Or your fred from the mystery gang.

  • @simalukic146
    @simalukic146 Рік тому +4

    0:08 Like William Afton / Purple Guy (Known As Springtrap)? 😨😨😨😱😱😱😱

  • @ashensivnarain7221
    @ashensivnarain7221 Рік тому +2

    2:43 i mean the could be fun if you have enough air and they could go out fun

  • @taotaoliu2229
    @taotaoliu2229 Рік тому +13

    My favorite way to kill is by sending a bunch of purple regrow bloons at my opponent while using a bloon boost. Perfect way to make them lose all 150 of their lives!

  • @jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto3243
    @jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto3243 Рік тому +6

    2:05 In a pinch, just about anything can be a weapon. In a fight to the death taking advantage of your surroundings is an obvious logical choice.
    *Not that I have any experience in deathmatches.*

  • @SummerTan-qn8tw
    @SummerTan-qn8tw 27 днів тому

    I like it bloody makes my heart thump with excitement seriously❤

  • @ryansacrey
    @ryansacrey 4 місяці тому +3

    The thumbnail is wild

  • @KeebeThePlush
    @KeebeThePlush Рік тому +12

    British and Americans fighting each other with their weapons and then the people from a galaxy far far away start pulling up with lightsabers

    • @alexolds9840
      @alexolds9840 Рік тому +1

      Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

  • @chronred8190
    @chronred8190 Рік тому +58

    not gonna lie the stealthily one fits well in terms of description and how i would prefer to do it 😂
    i am not tryna end in jail, so if i ever resort to murder i am going to try to take every single possible measure to prevent anyone not only from ever finding out but straight-up preventing them from even having any suspicion on me, erasing even the smallest piece possible of evidence no matter how unlikely

    • @sayorispacebunzz
      @sayorispacebunzz 11 місяців тому +1

      Umm we’re talking video games right

    • @chronred8190
      @chronred8190 11 місяців тому

      @@sayorispacebunzz not even being edgy i genuinely mean it irl; I never resorted to intentional murder, nor do I plan to, but if i am i don't wanna get caught

    • @gurshansingh4055
      @gurshansingh4055 10 місяців тому

      ​​@@chronred8190pro tip:
      Use hydrogen peroxide.
      Do you need info on disposing bodies?

  • @leavethischannelalone
    @leavethischannelalone Рік тому

    Finally, good content

  • @jeremycrenshaw9506
    @jeremycrenshaw9506 4 місяці тому

    I found out that all of them are my favorite. Biting and claws is just torture but more painful. Though you need to specify torture as in fire, biting, etc.

  • @lalabell666
    @lalabell666 Рік тому +15

    Okay, this is actually slightly helpful. Cuz I'm going to try out to be a scare actor for my local amusement park for Halloween!

  • @Zobuyta
    @Zobuyta Місяць тому

    my favorite way to kill is like an epic finishing move that I have thought and planned before it is done with a halberd

  • @damjan_pro1381
    @damjan_pro1381 4 місяці тому

    claws, biting, efficiently and quick. gotta love myself

  • @hhgff778
    @hhgff778 Рік тому +11

    Magic for sure, literally infinite possibilities.

  • @TechMasterzXD
    @TechMasterzXD 18 днів тому +1

    My favorite way to kill: Push, Slam, Bite, Use random object or stick, push rhe target into sharp objects or wall, throw rocks. Sometimes i have luck with sniping. + Im a melee fighter

  • @Esther_sweets
    @Esther_sweets Рік тому +1

    thx for the new ways

  • @keaton_jb_meme_central
    @keaton_jb_meme_central Рік тому +17

    The axe and the chainsaw one is accurate.

    • @EvelynSucksAtLife
      @EvelynSucksAtLife Рік тому +1

      Too accurate

    • @keaton_jb_meme_central
      @keaton_jb_meme_central Рік тому

      @@EvelynSucksAtLife ngl I was expecting him to say something about chainsaw man but nah, glad to see he’s cultured

  • @hgh_edits.
    @hgh_edits. Рік тому +9

    Is it weird I’m always looking at my surroundings going “Okay, how could I defend myself if anyone try’s to kill me”

    • @uwuthecommenter8669
      @uwuthecommenter8669 Рік тому +1

      "Ha ha, *gasp* I do that."

    • @whatadrearyday
      @whatadrearyday Рік тому

      I do the same thing.

    • @aperson-rg5hf
      @aperson-rg5hf Рік тому

      its the other way around for me

    • @hgh_edits.
      @hgh_edits. Рік тому

      @@aperson-rg5hf oh… sometimes I do that too :)

    • @whatadrearyday
      @whatadrearyday Рік тому

      @@aperson-rg5hf if I did that as much as my friend did, half the people I know would probably be dead.
      (Looking at you Orrin)

  • @thesodastreamers111
    @thesodastreamers111 Рік тому

    I love all of them but some of my absolute favorites is stabbing slowly so they’ll have a slow painful death, with fire same reason as the last one, choking, tutoring, and chemicals, so basically everything that has to do with a slow painful death oh and I also really like using an axe

  • @scooter9764
    @scooter9764 Рік тому

    As someone who used to know a family of four this video was extremely entertaining

  • @HuTaoSimp53
    @HuTaoSimp53 Рік тому +7

    Even though I enjoy using katana/sword the most, i have to admit that using gun keeps the hands clean and requires minimal effort. Would recommend.

    • @ADMICKEY
      @ADMICKEY Рік тому

      Nah, I fight with honor

  • @senireye.5597
    @senireye.5597 Рік тому +7

    2:24 why did you say that I'm either a psychopath, or psychopathy itself

    • @nehalarafa8260
      @nehalarafa8260 Рік тому +1

      no jerma is actually a different mental disability

    • @senireye.5597
      @senireye.5597 Рік тому

      @@nehalarafa8260 which one is that?

    • @nehalarafa8260
      @nehalarafa8260 Рік тому

      @@senireye.5597 it's a joke since I thought the joke could be funnier if a said jerma is a mental disorder because his actions are questionable at worst

    • @senireye.5597
      @senireye.5597 Рік тому

      @@nehalarafa8260 oh, that joke slipped past my head

    • @senireye.5597
      @senireye.5597 Рік тому

      ​@@nehalarafa8260 but I will steal that joke

  • @Dragon_lover1560
    @Dragon_lover1560 Рік тому +1

    ✨️Stabing, shooting and torturing such beautiful words✨️

  • @ivanjiang8502
    @ivanjiang8502 Рік тому

    This is relatable and accurate

  • @Lord_of_Proboscidea
    @Lord_of_Proboscidea Рік тому +4

    2:00 Execution by elephants was a real thing Fyi

  • @Alice_The_Person3707
    @Alice_The_Person3707 Рік тому +18

    For me it depends. Blood loss if I hate the person and want them to die a slow and painful death. Gun if I’m a assassin and I don’t mind the person so I want them to go out fast. But being honest I could kill somebody with my nails. They grow fast and I don’t cut them often. I once accidentally scratched a friend and the mark stayed there for 3 days. I was probably just telling a story I was into and didn’t watch where I was swinging my hands. Wait but what about… (slowly turns to look at fork in my hand because I’m eating ramen) 4 pronged super dull fork sword…

  • @Rewind36383
    @Rewind36383 3 місяці тому

    I’m honestly I’m not even surprised this came up on my recommended

  • @Plagiarism-at-its-finest
    @Plagiarism-at-its-finest 4 місяці тому +1

    Ngl you could do so many sick things with magic

  • @johnm.7621
    @johnm.7621 Рік тому +8

    In Half Life i liked to lure the scientists in the mined elevator just to throw a granade in to see what happens and then see the entrails after the elevator crashed downwards onto the floor.

  • @sentane8031
    @sentane8031 Рік тому +6

    with glorious melee, it doesn't matter how, just as long as it's a fair fight.

    • @crow_man4672
      @crow_man4672 Рік тому +1

      You sir understand how it must be. An epic fist fight to the death is the only solution.

    • @samuelrodrigues9071
      @samuelrodrigues9071 Рік тому

      These hands rated M for Mature (I don't kill anyone under 18)

  • @iwasneverkilled3516
    @iwasneverkilled3516 3 місяці тому

    for me any method that does not request up close and personal (firearms not melee). quick if ablaze or stealth, slow if kidnapped.

  • @FallenHalo000
    @FallenHalo000 Рік тому

    Dude's making a list of enemies.

  • @E.C-Creeper_Genis
    @E.C-Creeper_Genis Рік тому +5

    Stabbing method : you forgot to say “or maybe you’re an yandere”

  • @pineapplepizza7282
    @pineapplepizza7282 Рік тому +4

    0:08 Guess Im british now
    0:10 I am indeed American
    0:45 Yeah, I am only physically sick atm
    1:45 Nah, but it sounds fun
    1:58 If it were real, many names would be in it
    2:53 ya sure?

  • @punjabipost12321
    @punjabipost12321 Рік тому

    As a kindness person i see this an absolute win

  • @8Terrabyte
    @8Terrabyte Рік тому

    Bleeding out and beheading is my go-to way, it’s so satisfying how the blood pools down the body. Some times with stabbing and occasionally with a gun. (I’m British.)

  • @kazooha3646
    @kazooha3646 Рік тому +5

    Ah yes just what I needed

  • @kassy_thehus
    @kassy_thehus Рік тому +4

    1:39 correct

  • @CatWorld-oq7xz
    @CatWorld-oq7xz Рік тому

    I love this I cant choose they r all so accurate for me

  • @catlovetcz
    @catlovetcz 11 місяців тому +1

    1:01 ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?!

  • @TsumikiSlays
    @TsumikiSlays Рік тому +3

    Me, as a person that loved baking, my fav is definitely poison

  • @Omegalord6748
    @Omegalord6748 Рік тому +3

    I wonder if anyone would believe me if I said I'd most likely use all of the methods shown here-

  • @Muichiro.Ame.Tokito
    @Muichiro.Ame.Tokito 5 місяців тому +1

    As a guy who uses scythe the most in killing, i can confirm i have become death, straight up

  • @NebulaHasADigBick
    @NebulaHasADigBick Рік тому +1

    As a war criminal my favorite is using violations of Geneva Conventions

  • @dr.ludwig6969
    @dr.ludwig6969 Рік тому +5

    2:53 no exceptions

    • @quadroninja2708
      @quadroninja2708 Рік тому

      Fun fact: baseball bat sales soared to the top in Russia during 1990-s. However, no balls have been bought

    • @NezbolOG
      @NezbolOG Рік тому

      Straight back to it!

  • @hyvck_.x7880
    @hyvck_.x7880 Рік тому +3

    The object one is too accurate 😂

  • @ashensivnarain7221
    @ashensivnarain7221 Рік тому

    2:04 this should be if you are up against someone so powerful that you got desperate enough to do this

  • @nothingmatters3576
    @nothingmatters3576 Рік тому +1

    As someone who has killed before this is a very nice video

  • @LostBonesNumber
    @LostBonesNumber Рік тому +4

    As a Metal Gear Solid player: I can confirm the stealth one is accurate.
    One for Snake and one for me.

  • @leflamewolf
    @leflamewolf Рік тому +4

    Antimatter. You can not only strait up delete someone with enough of it, leaving only light and maybe some bosons behind, It also creates a pretty nice explosion.

    • @typical_idiot1
      @typical_idiot1 Рік тому +1

      but unfortunately it's expensive to make and dangerous to store

  • @Tactical_Tailgater
    @Tactical_Tailgater Рік тому

    I like quickly and stealthily, ended up being not about me liking Metal Gear and Hitman, but is all about my anxiety

  • @gg4life579
    @gg4life579 3 місяці тому +1

    Slam shockwave + knuckleblaster midair, gives lots of style
    yes its ultrakill reference

  • @Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828
    @Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 Рік тому +6

    0:40 is accurate
    Anyways my favorite is slowly torturing someone to death w/stealthy abduction. I gotta get my roombas working somehow, don't Judge me

  • @waterspiritwolf4554
    @waterspiritwolf4554 Рік тому +3

    Poison while being stealthy that way I have lower chances of getting caught and so they suffer especially if you're playing Minecraft you can set up a trap by using a dispenser make sure it's hidden and fill it all with throwing poison potions or poison-tipped arrows if it'll work and setting up a trigger for it that way whenever they trigger it they'll probably die or not who knows, either way, either way, they wouldn't have a good time

  • @strawberrytoast2173
    @strawberrytoast2173 Рік тому

    I like doing all of it (except clawing). I like to make my enemies suffer or I'm just bored. Lol

  • @Ghostmnm
    @Ghostmnm 21 день тому +1

    Found this video 3 hours after finishing death note, let’s be real with modern security and government systems there would be NO WAY… that they get prepared in time with how easy it is to find out everyone’s name and face

  • @justarandomanimegirlpassin5341
    @justarandomanimegirlpassin5341 Рік тому +14

    I sometimes wonder if this guy will ever run out of-what your favorite way of x says about you lol

    • @notso_cody
      @notso_cody Рік тому

      Considering his weeb culture
      His ideas never dies down

  • @Yumpry
    @Yumpry Рік тому +12

    Sometimes I feel these videos are made specifically for me.