What your favorite Weapon says about you
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What's your favorite weapon?
Nunchucks or a bow and arrow
(Nunchucks cuz they’re cool and a bow and arrow because I’m a hunger games fan)
My fav is P90
Halberd cuz its my favorite i like
An UNO Reverse card, a pencil and my IMAGINATION!
Edit: 28 likes?! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! cri
Well the.... knife...
Thank you Yandere Simulator
"Knife: You're either a drug addict or a yandere"
Me: Well yes but actually no
Meh
Or your just DIO who forgot they had space ripper stingy eyes
Or you really like Valmet from Jormungand
Korblox and Raven gamer me too
Signaco Scuba I have a really interesting life *winks and picks up knife * but no joke tho
I use a microwave as a self defense tool in my everyday life.
Yes
I have a baseball bat instead
Bubble Tea :0
Me who carries my bathtub around with my toaster:
I don't use a microwave cause I don't eat everyday and my dumbo siblings make it dirty all the time. cause I'm broke and don't have much food.
Alternate chainsaw answer : you watch too much chainsaw man
another alternative: you think you are doomguy
Alternate title: You think you’re Ash
Alternative alternative alternative answer: You think you're a Space Marine.
wrong,i just have a long time hate for the lorax
Lol true
Fists: “You're either a drinker or a boxer”
Me: Or...... SAITAMA!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOODNESS! IT'S ACTUALLY SAITAMA FROM ONE PUNCH MAN! THE ANIME OF ALL TIME!
But with hair
Or garp or all might
Ima just get out of your hair bud
"sees sythe"
"you either like RWBY or Soul Eater"
""Sad Ninjago Noises""
S ame
S ame...
S ame
S ame
Nautilus yep true
“Belt, You’re an angry dad”
Jesus Christ that got dark fast
Hm all Mexican dads and mom's use it believe me
No not really it could be what your thinking or me when I get a bad grade on a test
My mom hits me with something much more dangerous a flip flop
Nah, i think thats the ar 15
The belt should be for a 40 year old Mexican mom
Folding chairs should be a remarkable one. It easily fits in every household, and can acts as a normal chair outside a battle. The perfect weapon it is.
The way he said your a Terrorist and then just paused 💀💀💀💀💀
Knife: "You're a drug addict, or a yandere"
Me: Chef, take it or leave it
I just like stabbing people. NOT A YANDERE OR DRUG ADDICT. lol
@@m.j.lu.c.a7892 you are probably a UA-cam addict. That's count as drug?
I stab boxes. I'm now a drug addict.
@@m.j.lu.c.a7892 ㅤ
@@lucaslevinsky8802 true, true
“AR-15.”
“You’re a 15 year old American.”
*those two things add up and i don’t think i like that*
@Joshua Toweh Ha its not like a lot of youtubers are older than 15 do roblox ha...
Joshua Toweh Imagine caring about what people play lmaooo
@Joshua Toweh I play it, it's crap but if you play it with friends it's fun
@Joshua Toweh obviously we don't take the game seriously xd
Nani
You see, there is something way more threatening than just stabbing that you can do with a pencil.
*pulls out the death note*
Pistol:you’re either a gangster or a fbi agent
Meanwhile little kids:
I was thinking of conservative Americans. And another category missed: hunters
*“Bow and Arrow”*
You should’ve said
“you’re a Hunger Games fan”
YESSSS
I was thinking he was going to say your senon from sao
LOOOL YEA
@@vincentgaming9093 that would be the sniper first.
Or "You love Claude from FE3H"
Nokia phone:
“You only like the most powerful weapons. “
It’s stronger than the nuke
Its stronger than super sayin god supersain ultra instinct goku requiem act 4 over heaven gear 4 potential unlocked 6 paths sage mode plus ultra one for all mklll
@@thedootlord your probably not gonna get this joke but...
On ice?
@@thedootlord or was that...
Not right
@@luislora8953 ?
I think i get the on ice thing tho
@@thedootlord so you have also seen that one shitpost with Doug dimmadome
*” I am not just a death dodger, I am a Melee Believer. So I don't pick firearms and shooting weapons. ”*
- Someone
Here is my list from first pick to last of my favorites: [reason for it]
1: Sniper Rifle [COD dream]
2: Torpedo [Navy fan]
3: Scythe [Depression thought]
4: Minigun [Destruction wish]
5: Machete [Redneck lifestyle]
you are an average 63lives15
"You're so manly that you shave with a machete"
Kirishima: "So... So manly!!"
Ayayayaya ua-cam.com/video/XUhVCoTsBaM/v-deo.html
👌🏻
TheShyWolfie or elfman....
Yes just yes
@TheShyWolfie I was gonna say that 😂😂
Axe: You're almost every horror movie villain.
*angry barbarian noises*
Chainsaw: Ok, same as the last one.
*angry Doom Slayer noises*
He is a horror movie to demons. They've made horror films that star him as the antagonist. He always wins
angry dwarf noises
Hammer: you're Harley Quinn....Or Thor
Angry Sledge noises
(Heavy metal intense)
Machete: your so manly that you shave with a Machete
*angry jason voorhees noise*
MVPerry: A Nunchuck
Me: You play Wii Sports too much.
Dude I am the bazooka you got me so good 😂
“Sniper rifle”
“You love sniping noobs”
In...real life?
Better not.
You'll get a free car ride
And you'll get to live in a home for free for a few years
thats m-
YES
Yeah, a homeless person’s a noob, and jfk’s a pro.
(joke)
Yes
“Pencil: you don’t actually stab people with it, you just write mean insults”
John Wick: I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that
Death note
Noted.
Just use the pencil in the death book way easier
*Light slowly pulls out Death Note*
I was once stabbed with a pencil in 6th grade
"Pencil you don't actually stab people with it you just write mean insults" John Wick- Are you sure about that!
stereotypical knife person in real life: "just in case person"
stereotypical knife person according to the internet: "a yandere"
I feel a Nokia shouldn't be classified as a "weapon"
It should be classified as a world destroying item
Infiltrate Bob Man One drop on the ground causes an earthquake.
Edit: There was a spelling error I didn’t see for a whole week
It would be classified as *APOLLYON* because of [Data Expunged].
Why stop at world
That's... what a weapon is...
@@kaitoalkan thank you for not saying 'keter'.
"you just want your ships to be canon"
Underrated and hurtful
Wut
Same
Ooof i felt that
And then imagine if they are canon
@@lmao1660 curse
"you like to think youll win against someone with a gun.You wouldn't"
Jedi:am I a joke to you
I like some of them when it gets close to the end😂
I love the nuke❤❤❤❤
Pencil: you don’t actually hurt people.
The Joker: are you challenging me?
John Wick: Am I a joke to you??
The person that stabbed themself with a pencil at school: do You wanna die
*LIGHT YAGAMI HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
John wick : hold my pencil
Coming from someone who has stabbed someone with a pencil, I was very disappointed with this description. They can be very useful weapons ✏️
*Bazooka*
"You love explosions"
"And Bubble Gum"
*Me:* "And Megumin"
C4:
You also love explosions
Me: and Kira Yoshikage
@@metalgearexcelsus Killer Queen has already touched this video
LiewtiStar me to
And the angry pommeraniam of My Hero Academia
And bakugoa does to
Thank you for addressing the Morningstar mace problem
Idea for revolvers : "Your either a kid that likes the wild west, or a wanna be 90's cop"
“Pencil.”
“Someone shouldn’t have killed your dog.”
Eyyyy
Greetings Mr. Wick
How dare you XD
John wickkkk
Lol I wanted to write thos
Knife
“Your either a drug addict or a yandere”
Or your a Londoner
"OI MATE, GIMME YA WALLET 'FORE AH SHANK YA ONE."
ki Norris this exact dialogue happened when I was in London last week, are you ok?
Tbh I like the feeling on cutting something- it just feels good
Or Snake
Or Finnish
I never thinked about what is my favorite weapon._. I guess a whip because is cool👍 nice vídeo btw:3
Im a big knife person...ahhh the SLICE of it....thr amazing SHRING as you scrape it against skin...I also have my own pistol, but I'm not old enough to have it yet. Can't WAIT to use it....
I'm a physco.
MVPerry: *talking about horror villains with axes and chainsaws*
Me: Wait where’s Jason about the machete?
Well... *Jason steps sounds behind us* run
Yeah, and michonne lmao
When I think of a chainsaw, I think about *Doom*
@@3ls691 I was thinking of Ash from The Evil Dead 2
Knife: You’re either a drug addict or a yandere
Chara: *Laughs in genocide*
Frisk: The more you know. (-_-)
Hehehehehehe
On my 55th run :)
That’s true
(Maniac laughter)
DANG IT I was really hoping a sickle would be on here it's my favorite
The fact that it's so accurate 😭
“Machete, you’re so manly you shave with a machete.”
Me a female: welp guess I’m now a manly man.
I'm a man and Yandere too.
Soo, you want to be Male? Ok, you said you want to shave. Good, just don't shave your armpits because;
1) It's painful
2) Only females do it
Never said manly man. Just manly.
If you shave with it that's pretty manly of you. You can be a manly womans
Shave ._.
Who said anything about shaving your face?
“Knife”
“Your a drug addict or a yarndere.”
Me: **sad egg noises**
knives are just useful, they're like swords but smaller and you can throw them and then use them for dinner later
@@elementalsailorficora5644 thats why its good
@@elementalsailorficora5644 good point
The dagger is my favorite weapon almost like teenabe girl im a boy
I use knives to get dinner
People always wonder why I break into their house with a knife
It’s just for dinner chill
Flame-Thrower = "Your a mentally behind kid who think you're charizard" Me as Pyro main = Do you believe in magic?
**Knife painted to look like real knife noises**
SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL?
"You're either Harley Quinn, or Thor."
*laughs in king dedede main
Ikr I was think of Dedede the he said Hammer
Yes
Or *KIRBO*
@@JoshuaIfidi *no.*
Kirbies must be clobbered.
Staff, "You just hit people with it"
Yes, that's what a staff is for....
Same
No it’s for pointing people to the nearest bathroom
No thats what a bo staff is for a staff and bo staff are different
Most likely
' what your favorite weapon says boit you '
Me: my guinea pig?🤔
him: you can’t stab people with a pencil
percy jackson: WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
ak-47 : "you're a terrorist"
me: *"or you're elmo"*
Or you play roblox
*slavic elmo intesifise*
I thought it said "emo" and it still made sense
or the quiet kid
JananaMilkshake or a Russian
“Pencil used to write mean insults”
John Wick: *Are you sure about that?*
I thought insults were mean
Nah I thought pencils were to stab people with .-,
What would a nice insult be? An aggressive compliment?
“Oh you think you’re so great? *You think you’re a talented, attractive, intelligent person that everyone likes?* WELL SO DO I YOU MAGNIFICENT BEING. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.”
Silenced pistol is really good because its fast and its pretty quiet if there arent 500 people around you (obviously it isnt completely silent) and if u clean everything with alcohol before touching anything u also dont leave any fingerprints
Hammer: You're The Game, The Cerebral Assassin and The King Of Kings.
“Ar 15, you’re a 15 year old American boy”
You are absolutely correct
Alternate title: the quiet kid's inventory explained
lol this comment is so last year
Hahahaha
XDDDD OH GOD- YOU GOT ME XDDDD
:)
Oh trust me...I stab people with a pencil teachers don't know that they let me bring such powerful weapons one time I brang a knife with me at school nobody noticed or cared everybody is scared of me except the girls im chill with them
Oh and
THE HAUNTED DOLL ANNABELLE HAS ESCAPED FOUR DAYS AGO BEWARE AND STAY ALERTED!!!
What about the bolter and the chainsword
@@user-io2on9ho5s the quiet kid also has that :)
It is been called minigun beacose its a small caliber (7.62 if i remember it right) version of the GAU-8 mounted on the A-10 or the 20mm version mounted in american fighter jets. The minigun is mounted on helicopters as for the turret for the sides or the main cannon on the side of the helicopter for grounf-attack missions.
4:19
You: "Road Roller: You're an evil vampire"
DIO: *"YES. I. AM."*
Bat:
You like breaking ankles
Yo I thought you meant the animal bat
@Annalea Miller yes
How did he know :O
Yup
Coryxkenshin?
sniper: "They call you a camper, but that what snipers actually do. "
frying pan: "you think it's bullet proof, but it's not. Atleast you can cook somethin on when you get hungry"
@Ash Fox Ah, you're a man of culture as well
"Sniping a good job"
@@residentflamingo115 "the difference is that one is an occupation and the other is a mental illness!"
MVPerry: Chainsaw.
Me: CHAINSAW MANNN!!!
MVPerry: Your almost every horror movie villain.
Me: bruh
Ehehehe he's right i like how grenades don't explode before they are thrown but I only seen them in movie's
What should have been:
Pencil: You are John Wick.
No one is John Wick except John Wick, so it should be: You're a wannabe John Wick.
or "You are the Heath Ledger's Joker"
Or you are Eminem's Rapper.
@@prestonrobertson4415 *You're hope you wannabe John Wick
@@leovillant768 That's not only grammatically incorrect, but it makes no sense. Clarify your statement.
"bow and arrow"
-"You like to make References"
Now that is the Real answer
The belt and slingshot one makes me laugh so much
Road roller
"You're an evil vampire"
Me: You thought it was just a normal evil vampire, BUT IT WAS I, DIO!!
ZA WARUDO
The Missing God yare yare
ROAD A ROLLA!!!!
Correct title: Top things to watch out for when going to America
Glad I watched this video before I was born.
I wouldn't have been ready for all the guns here in America.
You live in America.
You live in the most deadly state.
It's a free country.
*It's a free country.*
@@47thspy33 lol me 2 bro
@stregone i know right
There are katanas and shurikens in America?
Personally, I use passive aggression as my weapon, “The louder, the more of a disaster. For your ears.”
As a person who uses everything as a weapon i see this is an absolute win
Sniper rifle: "you like to camp out and kill noobs"
Me: *He's not wrong--*
Or you want to collect some Jarate.
How did he know that
Yes but me no camper i just "Play tactic"
@@OM0Rl ✨m a g i c✨
@@M.D_Rojas y o u a r e w e e k
“Road roller”
Me : YES YES YES!
“You’re an evil Vampire”
Me : Y E S !
LOL JOJO REFERENCE
ROADROLLER DA
Are you M. Bison? (Hehe jojoke)
Same
Road roller: You Think You Can throw it or at least lift It you can't because you are not dio
AR-15: You're a 15 year old american boy
As an american boy turning 15 in three months, I see this as an absolute win
If i had a choice, I would use a knife, because it's effective, fast and easy to conceal. You can do some pretty neat moves with it too.
Pencil: You don’t actually stab people with it you just like to write mean insults
John Wick: am I a joke to you?
Road Roller: Yes
That was an awesome scene
@Ognjen Zarić my god
Light yagami
"I write names"
Double-barrelled Shotgun:
"You've played Doom"
ShadowPKMN Or you Play Roblox Arsenal alot and when you get the DBS You always air jump with it
Everyone else: *Talking about real weapons*
Me: Woomy
This may fit into knife but I like the butterfly knife, it is just so cool and fun to spin around
Any weapon: *A body will be discovered*
No weapon: *you have collected a hope shard*
XD I get it yes thank you!
I understood that reference
yes
ah yes. dang it grandpa
Lmao
"Road Roller: You're an evil vampire"
Thank you for the JoJo reference Perry, Very cool.
RODA ROLLA DA
RODA ROLLA DA
ZA WARLADOOOOOOOO (the 10 seconds after -edit- KNIFE BOIIIII
I was bouta say that until i noticed ur comment :/
ZA WARUDOOOOO! TOKI OH TOMAREEEEE!
I absolutely loved nice.❤😊
"You picked the wrong house" every gta san andreas player remembers these.
“Knife, You’re a drug addict or a yandere”
Nah I just think knifes look pretty freaking cool
I like them because they are cool and there's many different types of knifes plus, they are very easy to carry, you already have one too so simple choice. *K n i f e*
Yuri
Kitchen knife
My favorite-
@@Jumperlion15 my favourite knife is a karambit forget manga I'm getting this for Christmas
Then you are yuri
Literally Anything: You’re John Wick
"Pencil"
A Glass Of Milk
*this would be more correct if it was your kindness*
So what about uh life
Rallygun
Bro just listed off my uncle’s entire survival bunker
Revolver: you’re into OG stuff, western things, or you’re a cowboy.
Knife: "You're a drug addict, or a yandere"
every tf2 spy main: * sad spycrab noises*
this comment is too underrated
Finnaly TF2 comment
@@ExplixGD keyword: knife
"Oh no." - The Spy TF2
hmm
maybe I am a yandere
my favorite is a machine gun, and that is so accurate. I legit, any time I play a game with one (except star citizen) I reload after firing just a few bullets, even with a 1,000 ammo capacity.
When you said “scythe, you are the Grim Reaper or you like RWBY or soul eater” I got so happy because when I say RWBY everyone is like what is a Rwooby
Scythe: “...or you’re a big fan of rwby and soul eater”
Me: Angels of death
Hmm Im all of those three xD
Tokyo ghoul
Zack’s laugh is making me scared XD
Ahh yes, the first anime I ever watched.
Yesss
Tommy Gun:
You're a muscular guy who has a black friend and you're about to shoot a vampire
Yet you shoot down an entire cafe
How did you know??
I see what reference this is
Heyo I see a jojo reference
AKM.
You are russian and you think what modernized AK-47 is a good idea.
And then runs away from the recovering vampire
WHAT?!?! Im 15, American, and was thinking of the same exact assault rifle. WHAT ARE YOUR TRICKS?!
Dagger: you’re almost every teen girl-
Me: *gasps* HOW DID U KNOW?!
"Machine gun: After firing just one bullet, you end up reloading"
Is this a personal attack or something.
It is it hurts unless you playing titan all2 then your just bad
And then he reloaded immediately afterward
I LOVE YOUR PIC
though i love assault rifles and machine guns, i do not test fire on air. i test fire on the other team.
or your tachanka from rainbow six siege
“AR-15. You’re a 15 year old american boy”
Oh boy
It’s in the name, what’d you expect
Omaiowa mou. S H I N D E R U.
He’s kinda right
@@xx_commentraider_69_lotgbr70 Nani!??
My favorite gun is the HK416 primarily used with the NTF in SCP Stuff but I just like the sound it makes and how good it is.
"minigun"
oh well that's more accurate than i'd say myself
"Pencil: You don't actually stab people with it"
*John Wick would like to know your location*
Cara aleatório death note
Joker would like to know your location
Chainsaw: “you’re every Horror Movie Villain”
Doom: Well Yes but actually No.
For demons doom slayer is a horror movie villain
Lmao I knew a fellow doom fan had to be here
Well he is a horror movie villian
For the -demons- "mortally challenged people of hell"
minigun: just like your addiction, you cant stop.
Pencil: You don't actually stab people with it you just use it to write mean insults
My old 6th grade class: Do we have a problem?
“Your name is Inigo Montoya”
Person named Inigo Montoya: 👀
@@nuggetburgergames7402 Fuckin love Princess Bride dude