Hi! We know how much you love binging all of our classic Would I Lie to You? clips, so we thought we'd put all of our monthly clips into one big video! Oh, and what better way to kick these off than with a Bob Mortimer story...
Munya meeting a Bob story for the first time and thinks, like so many others have before him, that he can logically tear the story apart. Oh, you sweet summer child,,
"I can see right through Bob." Oh Munya, you sweet summer child. No one can see through Bob Mortimer. Bob Mortimer is an enigma. He defies all logic and sense. He's living on a different plane of existence to the rest of us.
I know one person I think is better at the game, but thats cause she doesnt know if its a lie or the truth herself.. (Winkleman) But bob has some of the craziest true stories 😂😂
He's hysterical 😂 So clever and beautifully sarcastic. Loving his involvement in the Euro's 24 coverage bbc. His humour so uncharacteristically German (although I'm certain he would disagree) but he delivers it with an ingenious German slant and dryness that is perfect 😆😂
How on earth do you not attribute a man’s teeth falling out to him doing his own dentistry? I’d love to forget traumatic experiences as quick as David can…
I think Bob was trying to remind them of that, when he emphasized that they'd believe it if it were 3 teeth -- when he was explaining his self-dentistry he mentioned that much of the front of his top teeth are a single bridge.
Yes, to those if us who watch these clips continually to give us laughs, we all remember that Bob had a large multiple tooth denture at the top of his mouth. But I'm still a little surprised that David didn't recall it, but I guess it's different for them, in their busy existence doing comedy!
The person Lee will send to hospital like Victoria did Stuart would be Miles Jupp. Imagine if Miles walking out from to the stage during "This is My" section when Victoria was a guest again.
I adore watching these Bob vs David battles. If you haven't read Bob's memoir (...And Away), please do yourself a favor and read it, he mentions several of these stories and it's a brilliant book. David's book Back Story is also brilliant, as is Unruly, which I found to be the best and most engaging explanation of British royalty that I've ever read as an American.
David was halfway through his story about the lollipop man before I realized this was the term for a crossing guard. Initially I thought he was holding an actual lollipop for another man.
@@nicolajackman2809 You miss the point completely. Seems irony is not your strong point. One thing Bob could not be accused of. Your life must be boring.
Could you go on the theory that Lucy didnt physically see his battery was on 1% and was relying on the information provided to her on a call? Genuine has no one ever said their battery was low to get off a call or to cut it short?
"regression therapist ..." Oh god. The nonsense people are willing to believe ... Without even taking drugs. Why not try real psychotherapy, people? If you want religion, go to a church. David just calls out the nonsense. This is why I like him.
How do ghosts always appear in period clothes? How do textiles have an afterlife? IF there were ghosts, they'd all be naked - but nobody has a naked ghost story ...
I discovered, to no great surprise, that talking to "professionals" can be an exercise in futility. For real. They can be dismissive, invalidating, and so very very wrong. It makes the impulse to end intolerable pain all the more compelling. And don't push your luck and complain to anyone like your insurance, e.g., Kaiser, or the Medical Board because then you face a special kind of retaliation and defamation that follows you the rest of your life...however long you can stand continuing to breath.
Finger stuck in a bowling ball is not about friction, but about suction or vacuum. No one would try to pull a finger straight out, but would apply pressure to one side then the other to let air into the hole. Also, I am amazed that nobody remembered Bob telling about doing some of his own dental work with his upper teeth being one long bridge.
I don't know how, at this point, David just doesn't go with 'true' every time Bob has a story. Go true every time and you'll be right like 80% of the time.
Lee said he picked up a 14 kilo bowling ball instead of 12k.... that's rather large but made me wonder do bowling balls in the uk measured in kg or lbs
Not sure why the regulars pretended they didn't remember Bob had false teeth in his mouth - the "9 teeth" was a single piece of denture, 9 teeth worth. That's how he claimed he lost "nine teeth". It wasn't actually 9 teeth per se; it was just his denture that fell out. In the episode he talked about his kitchen dentistry 😅 he'd revealed that he had false upper teeth.
Having binged watched WILTY for many years, I am finding Lee rather irritating , where he often looks at the camera, audience to look pleased if his joke goes down well with the audience., and can over ride other panelists by raising his voice trying to get their jokes heard.....But more subdued when on other panel games like Qi, and a couple of others.
So I’m always giggling watching these anyways. Only way I settle for sleep after a busy day. But Johnny Vegas’s point about st Helen’s has bothered me for ages Dude has to be a Virgo. Only we seem to be so pedantic about insane things Love you Johnny 😂
Years ago, I worked at a bank in mortgage lending. One of my coworkers (older than me, in her mid-30's) was talking about how cute lambs were. I said that they were but they grew up to be dumb sheep. "What?!! They Do?!!" She had no clue, though that lambs always stayed lambs, no change in size, etc.. (My grandfather, who lived near my family, was a sheep rancher so sheep - and lambs - were always about. Always getting out of their fields.)
The more you watch these compilations, the more you realise how little Lee engages with the game. He gives up straight away every time. If he's given a card saying 'i went to the shop' he'd start by saying 'well obviously, i needed a haircut, but went in the wrong shop, i ended up in a dyslexic butchers, very confusing' 🤦♂️.
Hi! We know how much you love binging all of our classic Would I Lie to You? clips, so we thought we'd put all of our monthly clips into one big video! Oh, and what better way to kick these off than with a Bob Mortimer story...
Bob Mortimer is my all time favourite, I've seen lots of his clips and he truly is a treasure 😊
WILTY is brilliant!
Please sir I want some more. 😁
Brilliant
Thanks WILTY team.
We need the reason to smile. Looking forward to even more 👏👍
Rob Brydon rarely gets a mention for being soo funny.. Good looking to 🫂
Unlike us, David has not watched the youtube video about Bob doing his own dentistry 2 dozen times.
How very true 😂🤣😂🤣
It's very satisfying to see Tess recognize a David Mitchell story from a prior episode like we would
Only 2 dozen??
I'm so glad there's multiple of us out there 😅 listening to "we do beg your pardon" on repeats
@@applerokka or 'that *kind* of age'
Munya meeting a Bob story for the first time and thinks, like so many others have before him, that he can logically tear the story apart. Oh, you sweet summer child,,
Found the kitboga fan...
writing a comment calling Munya a sweet summer child and then scrolling down to see you've used exactly the same phrasing has made my day!
Charlie:"what's the most complex thing you do in your kitchen?"David: (pauses)"Worry about death?"
and everyone quietly nodding to themselves afterward… it was an amazing answer
That was the highlight for me
"I can see right through Bob." Oh Munya, you sweet summer child. No one can see through Bob Mortimer. Bob Mortimer is an enigma. He defies all logic and sense. He's living on a different plane of existence to the rest of us.
Bob Mortimer is the greatest WILTY player of all time 😂
I know one person I think is better at the game, but thats cause she doesnt know if its a lie or the truth herself.. (Winkleman)
But bob has some of the craziest true stories 😂😂
I want to go for a pint with Bob and listen to more of his stories 😂😂😂
He's great but Greg Davis has the more immortal stories. I mean snorkel parka music room, vegetables, milky cow,
It’s ALWAYS true. Regardless how mad, it’s true.
@@andreaskarlsson5251Claudia is almost too good at the game, such that you just take your clearly reasoned guess and switch it to the opposite
The production team always putting Bob on the opposite team from David has to be considered work abuse at this point.
Milky cow, cushing, and the game with the helmet and the bat. Greg Davies and his sister are legends with their childhood games 😂😂😂😂
Poor David, he cannot catch a break with Bob. Even when he is right, he let's his team talk him out of it
Davids face at 3:08 is priceless, and the definition of his relationship with Bob 😂😂
Henning is so good
He's hysterical 😂
So clever and beautifully sarcastic. Loving his involvement in the Euro's 24 coverage bbc. His humour so uncharacteristically German (although I'm certain he would disagree) but he delivers it with an ingenious German slant and dryness that is perfect 😆😂
Few years of doing his dental work finally caught up with Bob.
FUJI 9!!
He did say it was all one piece!
@@VancityViolinTeachergood memory! 😂
@@VancityViolinTeacher I figured that was probably the... cause of it, no? I don't know the order of all this, to be honest.
@@fahrenheit2101 I'm sure there's some kind of cycle that he's going through with dental work 😅
"Her name is Victoria!" 😂😂😂 Kills me every time 😂😂😂
53:19 Lee's mind is extraordinary. That tempin/ten pin joke, that fast??
Bob should be nicknamed David's Bane
Bob is the end boss after the end boss lol
so the hidden end boss? :3
I would love to watch Lucy Beaumont and Bob Mortimer have a conversation over drinks
I'd buy tickets to that!
Withhold the sugar!😂 Or, at least provide a cup in case the teeth come out again
@@gohawks3571is that 16 sugars, remember 17 sugars is too sweet 😂😂😂
They need to invite him for The Conch, that will be epic, Sam will go insane
@@randylucas2458 Don't like Ms Beaumont. Wasn't nice to humiliate Mr Richardson on live T.V.
II'm with Lee on the story David told about him walking onto a badminton court in his swim shorts. Why the hell did he just casually throw that away 😂
There’s been a war
Henning: it’s got nothing to do with us 🤣
Munya thought he knows weird shit, and then Bob happened
I used to like Munya
How on earth do you not attribute a man’s teeth falling out to him doing his own dentistry? I’d love to forget traumatic experiences as quick as David can…
The 15 sugars he put in his tea might have done it.
17 😂
@@saram5659 18, too sweet for him
I think Bob was trying to remind them of that, when he emphasized that they'd believe it if it were 3 teeth -- when he was explaining his self-dentistry he mentioned that much of the front of his top teeth are a single bridge.
@@saram5659 18 is too sweet for him
WILTY people I beg you for a compilation of Robs impressions!!
I reckon Lee Mack might be one of the fastest comedians ever. Witty as hell he cracks me up, as does Mr Mitchell of course.
Mitchell is funnier surely - Mack is good, but more straight; Mitchell has greater depth
"I don't know whether he got it from Halfords or Antiques Roadshow" is an underrated line 😂
No wonder they fell out! He does his own dentistry using fuji nine! 😂😂😂
...and he has 16 sugars in his coffee!
His top teeth are a plate. This was mentioned on the same show when he talked about doing his own dentistry.
@@glenn1534 because 17 would be too sweet for him 😂
Fuji nine exists! It's some stuff to fill teeth. You can look it up.😊
The London ghost joke was the best! ❤🎉🤣🤣🤣
The passport joke was funny too! 🤣🤣🤣
henning, Jo, Bob, james .. are the golden guest
How did David not recall the state of Bob's teeth from the Dentistry episode?
Or Rob ?
I assume they have to do a certain degree of acting.
Because poor david is traumatised by bobs stories, he was under duress, you cant expect him to recall about his teeth lol 🤣🤣
As someone else commented, David and Rob haven't watched that clip 78 times like we have.. 😂
Yes, to those if us who watch these clips continually to give us laughs, we all remember that Bob had a large multiple tooth denture at the top of his mouth. But I'm still a little surprised that David didn't recall it, but I guess it's different for them, in their busy existence doing comedy!
The teabag throw was quite impressive!!
You need to consider that it may have taken Leigh 100 attempts but by the magic of editing, it appeared it took only 3 attempts…
How Martin could keep such a straight face with all those zingers, I don't know! 😂
It's always best to start these compilations with a Bob Mortimer story.
Fantastic compilation 😅
Loved watching all the funny clips of 2024.
Bob is the boss level of the show 😂
As an American Bob of a certain age.. I adore Bob & WILTY & British comedy❤😂
English, nae British. Nae Scottish, nae Welsh... English.
Playing Papa Roach's "Last Resort" at a wedding is epic.
It's almost like those years of home dentistry wasnt the best idea 😅
Bob and Claudia on Lee's team David would need a psychologist haha
Bob n David should have a chat show together asap... Not sure what, but should definitely happen.
The person Lee will send to hospital like Victoria did Stuart would be Miles Jupp. Imagine if Miles walking out from to the stage during "This is My" section when Victoria was a guest again.
They seriously need to make Bob a permanent fixture on the show.
11:36 especially if your goggles are fogged up and you walk into the women's changing room by accident
"Do you live locally, and do you have a family?"
Bob Mortimer is a God.
I adore watching these Bob vs David battles. If you haven't read Bob's memoir (...And Away), please do yourself a favor and read it, he mentions several of these stories and it's a brilliant book. David's book Back Story is also brilliant, as is Unruly, which I found to be the best and most engaging explanation of British royalty that I've ever read as an American.
Lucy sounds like she's inviting us to exterminate bugs on Klendathu
Bob has false teeth, it is one piece, he said once before. He 'forgot' to mention that here.
..that's Fuji 9!
Clever man
Yup. Well documented on the past on wilty. His top teeth is one piece
Didn't he bite into some candy that took most of his top teeth out, or something like that?
I once.. Remembered he has to keep every story that comes to his mind for the show
David was halfway through his story about the lollipop man before I realized this was the term for a crossing guard. Initially I thought he was holding an actual lollipop for another man.
I' starting to think Lucy may be a sirt if latter-day Bob. Quite terrifying so early in the clips. Bit shocked that Rob is such a purist for clanking.
Don’t listen to children about Bob. They have no idea about how strange peoples lives can be. Bob’s life is very strange.
What? Just because he's eccentric (thank God) doesn't mean kids can't listen to his stories.
@@nicolajackman2809 You miss the point completely. Seems irony is not your strong point. One thing Bob could not be accused of. Your life must be boring.
😂😂😂😂😂😂Love the show.
Love from isreal.🇮🇱
Welcome to getting older things start falling apart just like that. Getting old is not for the faint of heart.
Being an American with them talking about a lollipop man I thought they were talking about someone who owns a candy shop lol
Johnny Vegas, I imagine for decades a promoter saying, "I remember meeting Gary Barlow when he was fat" 1 hr 15mins? 😅😅😅
Did I just hear David say "disorientating" on TV? I bet he hasn't had a good night's sleep since
Actually that's the proper British term. Americans prefer "disorienting".
That lady 17:10 sounds just like Roisin Conaty
Oh God that's so true!!😂
Martin left some exoplasm on Maya!!!
Is this a musical? 😂
Bob Mind Games Mortimer 😊😅😂❤❤❤
stacy is so right about the tube train.... BBC studios were directly opposite to Shepherds bush station on the central line
2:39 they forgot about the own dentistry, fuji 9 etc
When Bob "needlessly" expounds on the story you can bet it all that it's true. For example, "What a purchase".
Could you go on the theory that Lucy didnt physically see his battery was on 1% and was relying on the information provided to her on a call? Genuine has no one ever said their battery was low to get off a call or to cut it short?
Zade(?) is such a dish.
I thought Bob did his own dentistry
I climbed that mountain with primary school
Red sky at night [ fill in the blank ]
"regression therapist ..." Oh god. The nonsense people are willing to believe ... Without even taking drugs.
Why not try real psychotherapy, people? If you want religion, go to a church.
David just calls out the nonsense. This is why I like him.
That bit about milkycow completely destroys Greg's "authority" as "The Taskmaster"
Milkycow¿ more likely milky discharge 😢
Amton Brydon 😂
How do ghosts always appear in period clothes? How do textiles have an afterlife? IF there were ghosts, they'd all be naked - but nobody has a naked ghost story ...
I discovered, to no great surprise, that talking to "professionals" can be an exercise in futility. For real. They can be dismissive, invalidating, and so very very wrong. It makes the impulse to end intolerable pain all the more compelling. And don't push your luck and complain to anyone like your insurance, e.g., Kaiser, or the Medical Board because then you face a special kind of retaliation and defamation that follows you the rest of your life...however long you can stand continuing to breath.
Does anyone know who the furniture designer is( I assume he's a designer, but am not sure)? All I could get was "Lawrence." Thanks!
Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen. Professional flamboyant fop.
@@brendansheahan4908 Thank you!
Finger stuck in a bowling ball is not about friction, but about suction or vacuum. No one would try to pull a finger straight out, but would apply pressure to one side then the other to let air into the hole.
Also, I am amazed that nobody remembered Bob telling about doing some of his own dental work with his upper teeth being one long bridge.
Just me watching this annoyed that regression therapy is still a thing
Yeah, I was hoping David would get stuck into it like he did with the Feng Shui bollocks.
I don't know how, at this point, David just doesn't go with 'true' every time Bob has a story. Go true every time and you'll be right like 80% of the time.
Not as funny.😂
This happened to me doing the Christmas post in Ewell
Lee said he picked up a 14 kilo bowling ball instead of 12k.... that's rather large but made me wonder do bowling balls in the uk measured in kg or lbs
Because you can turn it upside down
Not sure why the regulars pretended they didn't remember Bob had false teeth in his mouth - the "9 teeth" was a single piece of denture, 9 teeth worth.
That's how he claimed he lost "nine teeth". It wasn't actually 9 teeth per se; it was just his denture that fell out.
In the episode he talked about his kitchen dentistry 😅 he'd revealed that he had false upper teeth.
why did noone stand up for them??
11:36
Bob has a fake plate as his front tip teeth. Im not surprised at all they fell out.
Is this show still being produced? I haven’t seen any new clips in years.
Yes, they filmed series 17 starting in dec 2023. Not readily available on UA-cam
Yes, great shows should never die!
Season 17 is on UA-cam.
Having binged watched WILTY for many years, I am finding Lee rather irritating , where he often looks at the camera, audience to look pleased if his joke goes down well with the audience., and can over ride other panelists by raising his voice trying to get their jokes heard.....But more subdued when on other panel games like Qi, and a couple of others.
So I’m always giggling watching these anyways. Only way I settle for sleep after a busy day. But Johnny Vegas’s point about st Helen’s has bothered me for ages Dude has to be a Virgo. Only we seem to be so pedantic about insane things Love you Johnny 😂
Has Lee ever had one which was, in fact, true?
Playing darts with tea bags.
Years ago, I worked at a bank in mortgage lending. One of my coworkers (older than me, in her mid-30's) was talking about how cute lambs were. I said that they were but they grew up to be dumb sheep. "What?!! They Do?!!" She had no clue, though that lambs always stayed lambs, no change in size, etc.. (My grandfather, who lived near my family, was a sheep rancher so sheep - and lambs - were always about. Always getting out of their fields.)
Love Lucy
36:12 What the hell is that ?
I'm not sure, but I think 16:05 is pretty scary. WTF is that?
Or a polly pocket
Couldn't ride the bikes because they stole them . Or tampered with them .
Or carpet squares instead ?
He was telling the tooth.
whose the woman who didn't know what only conect was?
The more you watch these compilations, the more you realise how little Lee engages with the game. He gives up straight away every time. If he's given a card saying 'i went to the shop' he'd start by saying 'well obviously, i needed a haircut, but went in the wrong shop, i ended up in a dyslexic butchers, very confusing' 🤦♂️.
They believed he was invited to Harry and Megan's wedding. David was so sad and Rob was jealous. 😂😂
Or is it a vteck
Rob doesn't understand armour.
Bob is David's karma.