Influencers naming their babies

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  • @ItalianBach
    @ItalianBach  8 місяців тому +1870

    Cal has been dealt with for what he did

    • @xxv4mpyf4ngzz
      @xxv4mpyf4ngzz 8 місяців тому +44

      oh god

    • @sillysoursol
      @sillysoursol 7 місяців тому +22

      nooooo 💔💔💔💔

    • @nicres
      @nicres 7 місяців тому +7

      The Bach was a lovely break from… whatever you’re doing hehe

    • @galacticnerd3243
      @galacticnerd3243 5 місяців тому +2

      fired????

    • @sarabeth3891
      @sarabeth3891 5 місяців тому +7

      That isn’t menacing at all

  • @elanmayes
    @elanmayes 8 місяців тому +6807

    rich people really name their children like racehorses

    • @shlarla
      @shlarla 8 місяців тому +185

      This is the best way I've seen it said, they really are just racehorse names 😮

    • @elanmayes
      @elanmayes 8 місяців тому +46

      @@shlarla lmao it hit me like a bolt of lightning!!!

    • @shlarla
      @shlarla 8 місяців тому +61

      @elanmayes cant wait to name my kid lucky orange after the only horse name ive ever seen

    • @eris3069
      @eris3069 8 місяців тому +4

      Literally 😂😂

    • @elanmayes
      @elanmayes 8 місяців тому +35

      @@shlarla american pharaoh goes kinda hard too lmao

  • @sophlou2367
    @sophlou2367 8 місяців тому +5766

    onyx ice cold cannon sounds like an illegal disposable vape

    • @queenofthegasstation
      @queenofthegasstation 8 місяців тому +77

      you’re so right omg

    • @Robinv0224
      @Robinv0224 8 місяців тому +55

      We named our tuxedo cat Onix after a Pokémon and even tho the spelling is different, that’s all I can think about when I hear kids named onyx

    • @gianna1579
      @gianna1579 7 місяців тому +2

      PLEASEEEEE

    • @sennap7109
      @sennap7109 7 місяців тому +28

      Probably tastes like minty charcoal

    • @bee-isblonde
      @bee-isblonde 7 місяців тому

      @@sennap7109IM SENT 😭🙏

  • @nbunnysnowboard
    @nbunnysnowboard 7 місяців тому +1782

    “Here are my children: Rumplestiltskin, Slim Shady Eazy-E, and Cindy Lou Who”

  • @Vvzyn77
    @Vvzyn77 5 місяців тому +587

    People forget:
    1. There kids will be adults one day.
    2. LAST NAMES
    3. How it sounds when spoken.

  • @gracie1425
    @gracie1425 8 місяців тому +2345

    did people forget nicknames exist? like you don’t needs to legally name your child “baby”… you can just call them “baby”…

    • @ek0dev
      @ek0dev 7 місяців тому +131

      Exactly! It feels like when people try to force nicknames to happen by saying what nickname they want to have even though nicknames are supposed to happen naturally

    • @itsinevitablee
      @itsinevitablee 7 місяців тому +60

      literally! or middle names too like personally i think some more 'out there' floral or nature names are cute but i'd never name my child bloom or blossom, id just use it as a middle name? surely best of both worlds , you can call them either and they can choose to go by either when older

    • @taco_0406
      @taco_0406 7 місяців тому +44

      they’re just forgetting that other people will be calling their child by that name. like i wouldn’t want random ass ppl calling me baby

    • @outlawsyl
      @outlawsyl 7 місяців тому +11

      Yeah I know a rich family where they have kids with normal legal names like Chris, but while rasing the kids they used some more creative nicknames for them 99% of the time instead of the legal names

    • @alliedatheistalliance6776
      @alliedatheistalliance6776 4 місяці тому +12

      Also short names. If you're going to be a douche and give your child a bullyable name, at least find something that can be shortened, eg "Katana Wind Blade 9000" can just be 'Kat' to her friends and employers, and you only use the full name when they're in big big trouble young lady.

  • @ck-bo7sb
    @ck-bo7sb 8 місяців тому +2370

    I don't know why, but the woman saying for the name "Etheral," the nickname "Eddy," made me genuinely laugh

    • @S.Uranus
      @S.Uranus 8 місяців тому +74

      GOODBYE!!! 😭😭😭 HERA IS RIGHT THERE! MAYBE EVEN RA FOR A BOY WITH THE NAME, BUT EDDY??? WTH??? 🤢💀 Someone please tell heeeerrrr...

    • @Tis1kay
      @Tis1kay 8 місяців тому +106

      Plus wouldnt it be “ethy” like “effie” with a lisp

    • @beau.c
      @beau.c 8 місяців тому +62

      i think she said ettie !

    • @AnaCole
      @AnaCole 7 місяців тому +7

      Thera or Ettie I guess

    • @shannonsmith6279
      @shannonsmith6279 7 місяців тому +2

      Same, I had to rewind to make sure I heard her right 😂

  • @ryeleys
    @ryeleys 7 місяців тому +380

    choosing such intentionally unique baby names straight makes it seem like the parents view the kids as decorative items to enhance their aesthetics

    • @Jamjamsart
      @Jamjamsart 5 місяців тому +50

      Or pets. These sound like names people would name a cat or a racehorse

  • @gigaspacepancake
    @gigaspacepancake 8 місяців тому +3412

    legendary love cannon 😭

    • @beeeeens0034
      @beeeeens0034 8 місяців тому +141

      i’m praying its fake 😭

    • @conehead.skz.
      @conehead.skz. 8 місяців тому +109

      If i had a friend called legendary i would just call them gen not legendary 😭😭

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  8 місяців тому +565

      Sounds like a penus 😔

    • @sarahanderson7398
      @sarahanderson7398 8 місяців тому +96

      Sounds like an adult film star name

    • @sarahanderson7398
      @sarahanderson7398 8 місяців тому +24

      Sounds like a "corn" with a p name

  • @MegCazalet
    @MegCazalet 8 місяців тому +912

    I miss the days when we thought “Apple” was weird. If Gwyneth was naming a baby now, I bet it would be so nuts. Like the name of sort of gut bacteria.

    • @kittycatcrunchie
      @kittycatcrunchie 7 місяців тому +101

      I see it now, Echerichia Coli Paltrow

    • @christarkt8439
      @christarkt8439 7 місяців тому +15

      @@kittycatcrunchiethis is killing me 💀

    • @kittycatcrunchie
      @kittycatcrunchie 7 місяців тому +25

      @@christarkt8439 Nah, that's the food poisoning

    • @noidea4254
      @noidea4254 7 місяців тому +32

      Candida Daya Rhea Paltrow, or Candy for short

    • @lLaissemoidanser
      @lLaissemoidanser 7 місяців тому +17

      ​@@noidea4254 hahaha that's actually quite pretty in itself... BUT

  • @M33PSTER
    @M33PSTER 7 місяців тому +632

    Whimsy Lou is literally straight out of Whoville. Please 😭

    • @vanillabeanic
      @vanillabeanic 5 місяців тому +2

      YO CRK SPOTTED!

    • @Terra_Egg
      @Terra_Egg 4 місяці тому

      @@vanillabeanicfidough spotted (I’m gonna take a bite outta you)

  • @Eeppydeepy
    @Eeppydeepy 7 місяців тому +445

    I feel like we should normalize really weird MIDDLE names with normal first names cause middle names are already kinda secret and fun

    • @ashleymufasa
      @ashleymufasa 4 місяці тому +13

      I think that was normal and then people just went off the rails all of a sudden

  • @cloudyskies2001
    @cloudyskies2001 7 місяців тому +167

    Slim Easy sounds like the nickname of a pimp from the eighties with gold teeth, cheetah print clothes, and a cigar always sticking out of his mouth at all times.

  • @emmad5741
    @emmad5741 8 місяців тому +650

    Everyone is gonna be changing their names when they’re old enough

    • @mmmbepis8643
      @mmmbepis8643 7 місяців тому +58

      Legit though, don't these people care that their kids in the future are going to find these names super embarrassing? It's not like you're naming a pet where they won't give a shit, these kids are going to grow up counting down the days until they can change their name lmao

    • @itsinevitablee
      @itsinevitablee 7 місяців тому +18

      @@mmmbepis8643 i think it's an influencer/celeb mindset like oh everyone has unique names when in reality olivia etc has been in the top 3 since the 2000s lol

    • @emmad5741
      @emmad5741 7 місяців тому +8

      @@itsinevitablee right! I mean, they’re popular names because they’re good and beautiful

  • @jennasessum5104
    @jennasessum5104 7 місяців тому +147

    her wanting to legally name her child Baby when she can literally just call them baby while its a baby is just hysterical to me

  • @simschevey
    @simschevey 8 місяців тому +1079

    Rumble Honey Smith sounds like what Id name my character in Red Dead Redemption lol

    • @WeirdSnakeGal
      @WeirdSnakeGal 7 місяців тому +59

      All I hear I'm my head is the song that goes "are you ready to RUMBLEEEEEE..."

    • @pettybee3860
      @pettybee3860 7 місяців тому

      ​@@WeirdSnakeGal same💀

    • @ngweso
      @ngweso 7 місяців тому +39

      And Slim Easy would be a GTA character

    • @mollieatethepony
      @mollieatethepony 7 місяців тому +7

      The Canons...they all sound like wrestlers names

    • @updated_autopsy_report1
      @updated_autopsy_report1 7 місяців тому +12

      @@ngwesoSlim easy reminds me of slim shady😭

  • @frickfrog6546
    @frickfrog6546 8 місяців тому +480

    This is how I feel naming my sims kids

    • @oak..
      @oak.. 7 місяців тому +6

      I name mine like pets..

    • @frickfrog6546
      @frickfrog6546 7 місяців тому +9

      @@oak.. I name mine after f1 drivers icl

    • @updated_autopsy_report1
      @updated_autopsy_report1 7 місяців тому +19

      Same. I one time named my sim’s kid “suggested password” and “uncooked chicken”. They were twins.

    • @oak..
      @oak.. 7 місяців тому +4

      beautiful naming ideas, everyone, keep this going, I need more ideas

    • @frickfrog6546
      @frickfrog6546 7 місяців тому +4

      @oak.. not even sims kids, I named my cat seb after sebastian vettel

  • @whoisjascha
    @whoisjascha 8 місяців тому +1666

    Flick the bean SMITH😭😭😭

    • @CL.123
      @CL.123 8 місяців тому +49

      im naming my baby that 🤗

    • @indiumsandwich
      @indiumsandwich 8 місяців тому +13

      @@CL.123 if you're actually being serious which I highly doubt, that's actually fucking gross

    • @CL.123
      @CL.123 8 місяців тому +28

      @@indiumsandwich im deadly serious 😁

    • @indiumsandwich
      @indiumsandwich 8 місяців тому +13

      @@CL.123 **autistic confusion** well I guess you find cuteness in kids being bullied

    • @theirlmess_.
      @theirlmess_. 8 місяців тому +25

      ​@@indiumsandwich dw they're joking... I hope 😭🙏

  • @zombdogg
    @zombdogg 8 місяців тому +460

    why did he say “rise” like “rice” and continued the joke about grains 😭😭

    • @Rumblingfrog102
      @Rumblingfrog102 7 місяців тому +47

      He can’t read 😍

    • @KrissSolaris
      @KrissSolaris 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Rumblingfrog102lmao😂😂🤣🤣

  • @love4yuuu
    @love4yuuu 8 місяців тому +690

    legendary love canon is out of order 💀💀💀

    • @stephe1506
      @stephe1506 8 місяців тому +23

      I havent even watched the video yet and I had to put my phone down for a minute and stare off into the distance after laughing when I read this

    • @love4yuuu
      @love4yuuu 8 місяців тому +2

      @@stephe1506 HAH FRRR

    • @sophiathefurbst
      @sophiathefurbst 7 місяців тому +1

      like the order of words is incorrect or? it’s not working?

    • @cronggpal
      @cronggpal 7 місяців тому +2

      Out of order is like a saying for smth wrong ​@@sophiathefurbst

  • @thewastelandworrier
    @thewastelandworrier 7 місяців тому +163

    'Slim Easy' is a Jean fitting

  • @korin9673
    @korin9673 8 місяців тому +708

    no way his kid’s name is powerful queen. that is atrocious

    • @korin9673
      @korin9673 8 місяців тому +129

      LEGENDARY LOVE CANNON HOW DOES IT GET WORSE

    • @pumkitdrawz
      @pumkitdrawz 8 місяців тому +7

      REAL

    • @HuntyBooBoo
      @HuntyBooBoo 8 місяців тому +15

      You know that kid black as hell

    • @luzdani11
      @luzdani11 8 місяців тому +9

      its giving yass queen

    • @idontknow2469
      @idontknow2469 8 місяців тому +11

      ​@@HuntyBooBoo HUH??

  • @Dinanysos
    @Dinanysos 8 місяців тому +692

    Millenials are killing the Souvenier With Your Name On It industry!
    How are annoying little souvenier shops supposed to sell random junk with generic names on them if the group that just walked in is Rumble Honey, Slim Easy, Whimsy Lou, Legendary Love, Powerful Queen, and River Rocket Blue Dallas.
    That's brutal.

    • @cash_Machi0
      @cash_Machi0 8 місяців тому +27

      you make such an excellent point

    • @tiki_riot
      @tiki_riot 8 місяців тому +16

      I’m 40 & still buy any cheap tat with my name on, I have a common name (well it used to be common), but the less common spelling, so it was always difficult to find stuff with the right spelling lol

    • @monkeyfan37
      @monkeyfan37 8 місяців тому +25

      my name is not even that rare and there was never any junk with my name on it😭😭 used to make me so upset as a child

    • @sevenmillionbeers
      @sevenmillionbeers 8 місяців тому

      @@monkeyfan37 I think monkeyfan37 is a pretty rare name actually

    • @MegCazalet
      @MegCazalet 8 місяців тому +2

      My son’s name is also Bort.

  • @ScottiErica
    @ScottiErica 7 місяців тому +123

    “…Turquoise showing up at your house for dinner cause your son Squiggle Diggle invited him over”
    Best line I’ve ever heard. Ever. 😂

  • @ems.bookshelf
    @ems.bookshelf 8 місяців тому +835

    less then 30 seconds in and issac is teaching us what pregnancy is along with the effects of it??... idk how to feel about it.

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  8 місяців тому +84

      Sometimes I do that

    • @braelyntuck14
      @braelyntuck14 8 місяців тому +1

      @@ItalianBachI love you😂

    • @malumute
      @malumute 8 місяців тому +18

      never heard of this guy, first video ive ever watched of him and i immediately knew i had to watch the whole video 💀

    • @Riley-vy5qm
      @Riley-vy5qm 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@malumuteSame.

  • @joongswings
    @joongswings 8 місяців тому +606

    One thing about Issac is that he’ll always take the opportunity to use the word « engorge » whenever he can 🎀

    • @ItalianBach
      @ItalianBach  8 місяців тому +54

      True

    • @ravenw2281
      @ravenw2281 7 місяців тому +11

      french quotation mark jumpscare

  • @sophiaec2607
    @sophiaec2607 8 місяців тому +207

    Jamie Oliver has the most preposterous kids names, they literally sound like dishes or kids cartoon characters

    • @LizzylovesLobo
      @LizzylovesLobo 7 місяців тому +15

      no my biggest unpopular opinion is theyre OKAY 😭 like the name daisy isnt crazy, Petal idk tbh, poppy is on THIN ICE, buddy is fairly normal, and river idk thats the only one thats lowkey atrocious

    • @kittycatcrunchie
      @kittycatcrunchie 7 місяців тому +37

      @@LizzylovesLobo The first names are passable but as soon as the middle names come out,,, IM DEAD sdfhskdjf Like petal sprinkle rainbow or whatever is like one of those satire anime magical girls names. "Never fear citizen, Princess Magical Sparkle Love Star is here to save you!"

    • @Localhairdyedfreak
      @Localhairdyedfreak 7 місяців тому +14

      @@LizzylovesLobo went to highschool with a guy named River.. we all called him lake, pond, stream, ocean, etc🤣😭

    • @problem.skinnn
      @problem.skinnn 7 місяців тому +12

      @@LizzylovesLoboYou need to look at their whole names DAISY BOO? Petal Blossom Rainbow, Buddy BEAR? They’re insane.

    • @problem.skinnn
      @problem.skinnn 7 місяців тому +8

      I always had a theory that they were fake names to put to the press so they didn’t have the full names of their kids (sensible) but I don’t know…

  • @bunnyhugger410
    @bunnyhugger410 7 місяців тому +119

    Mixolydian is the name of a musical scale... It's like naming your kid C7#9b13.

    • @anitanaseer1007
      @anitanaseer1007 7 місяців тому +11

      Nah I’m gonna name my kid Asus4b5, pronounced Ash Ketchum 😔

    • @smoothie3993
      @smoothie3993 4 місяці тому +7

      It’s even funnier because Lydian and Dorian are right there! let alone all the other acceptable music related names

  • @ellavictoriea
    @ellavictoriea 8 місяців тому +579

    Cal really got away with this 😂

  • @wlammy4ever
    @wlammy4ever 8 місяців тому +331

    Jason Lee and Shannyn Sossamon (famous actors from the 90s/early 2000s) have a son they called PILOT INSPEKTOR and I just never got over that

    • @lemoncellogoblin
      @lemoncellogoblin 8 місяців тому +8

      Beth Riesgraf not Shannyn :)

    • @wlammy4ever
      @wlammy4ever 8 місяців тому +36

      @@lemoncellogoblini am shocked to find out E TV has lied to me in 2003 or whenever I learnt the fact lol, thank u for correcting me! Shannyn’s kid is named AUDIO SCIENCE so much of the same 😂😂😂😂

    • @stephe1506
      @stephe1506 8 місяців тому +13

      The drugs were clearly something else back then 😂i remember hearing about Pilot Inspektor.. but Audio Science??

    • @kittycatcrunchie
      @kittycatcrunchie 7 місяців тому +9

      @@wlammy4ever That might be worse. I feel like an american could get away with Pilot, but audiois so stupid...

    • @AngryLittleSponge
      @AngryLittleSponge 7 місяців тому +4

      They didn't have any children together - but they both have kids with "out there" names - you're right, Jason Lee has a son called Pilot Inspector But Shannon Sossamon's first born son is called Audio Science - Her second son is called Mortimer (Guess she is a sims fan!?)

  • @rachelsloan1922
    @rachelsloan1922 7 місяців тому +69

    all the names sound like pre-made names in Poptropica

  • @bond2507
    @bond2507 5 місяців тому +49

    Rumble honey sounds like an off brand tesco cereal

  • @Larspinfield
    @Larspinfield 8 місяців тому +1778

    “Thank you issac for this blessed upload” we all say in unison x

    • @olivia.67928
      @olivia.67928 8 місяців тому +26

      thank you for blessing us with this upload lord bach

    • @romie-i7d
      @romie-i7d 8 місяців тому +13

      Thank you Issac for this blessed upload

    • @swipped22
      @swipped22 8 місяців тому +9

      Thank you Issac for this blessed upload

    • @Larspinfield
      @Larspinfield 8 місяців тому +6

      thank you isaac for this blessed upload

    • @Tweeko_
      @Tweeko_ 8 місяців тому +5

      Thank you issac for this blessed upload

  • @MM-ge5fj
    @MM-ge5fj 8 місяців тому +161

    Sorry but the "Afternoon🤠" bit got me good. Cowboy Bach for the win!

    • @luminescent_tides
      @luminescent_tides 7 місяців тому +3

      Honestly me too….We all know Francesca’s not the brightest but Afternoon…? For a name…?
      Absolutely not ma’am.

  • @xosummerdawn
    @xosummerdawn 8 місяців тому +98

    Him frantically looking for his harmonica has me dying 😭😭

  • @hauthot287
    @hauthot287 8 місяців тому +55

    Mixolydian is a mode. Basically, if you play on all white notes on a piano, one g to the next g, that would be the mixolydian scale

    • @morganclaiborne3122
      @morganclaiborne3122 7 місяців тому +4

      I was wondering where the music theory nerds were. Glad I found my people 😂

  • @ladycalily
    @ladycalily 7 місяців тому +25

    As someone who’s last name is Cannon I’m glad my parents genuinely left my name blank on my birth certificate for like 6 days to decide on one that fit. Powerful Queen would’ve been brutal

  • @CatherineDoyle-og1pl
    @CatherineDoyle-og1pl 8 місяців тому +226

    new character unlocked:cowboy bach

  • @Laycab2011
    @Laycab2011 8 місяців тому +98

    Trisha Paytas called her little girl “Malibu Barbie” 💀

    • @noope921
      @noope921 7 місяців тому +4

      & the next is elvis

    • @tinomonke4588
      @tinomonke4588 4 місяці тому +1

      honestly i love the name malibu

    • @whoa_its_zooey
      @whoa_its_zooey 2 місяці тому +1

      @@tinomonke4588 my middle name is malibu 😭

  • @halfski6459
    @halfski6459 8 місяців тому +212

    Personally if I have a kid I'm naming it "Buttercup Squash Whitewash " or just "Butt" for short.

    • @kirbotime
      @kirbotime 8 місяців тому +28

      I'm naming mine Waluigi Megatron

    • @jasminmai3528
      @jasminmai3528 8 місяців тому +14

      I tried to read this comment out loud to my boyfriend literally 7 times before I got it out I was laughing so much omfg thank you

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@kirbotime just rolls off the tongue

    • @noope921
      @noope921 7 місяців тому

      baby butt butt

    • @luminescent_tides
      @luminescent_tides 7 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

  • @GravityFallsUp
    @GravityFallsUp 7 місяців тому +10

    Giving your kid a stupid name really is the ultimate rich person move because you know your kid will never have to worry about being bullied and discriminated against in the adult world for their name

  • @GuardianSpirits13
    @GuardianSpirits13 8 місяців тому +45

    I worked with Immigrants for a time and one family from an African country had very traditional, almost antiquated Christian names along the lines of “Godwill” “Patience” and “Chastity”… very interesting to me

    • @adeposie
      @adeposie 7 місяців тому +24

      I’m Nigerian and yeah that checks out. I know a Thywillbedone (Thywill for short), a Unity, and three sisters named Faith, Faithful, and Faithfulness. The former president’s name is literally Goodluck. Zimbabwe is even worse when it comes to this you can literally meet people named stuff like Hardlife or Anyway

    • @GuardianSpirits13
      @GuardianSpirits13 7 місяців тому +6

      @@adeposie I think more people should have names that are just full sentences. Adding random letters to a basic name isn't creative enough 😂

    • @j_rm8883
      @j_rm8883 7 місяців тому +4

      @@adeposieThywillbedone is AMAZING i can’t believe there aren’t more names that are just straight up religious phrases/sentences

  • @SlimChances17
    @SlimChances17 8 місяців тому +170

    I'm dying at these names and tbh after Jamie Oliver fucking up my generations school meals he's always an OPP

  • @shethingsd
    @shethingsd 8 місяців тому +118

    The name of that Smith lady's kids are something you'd buy if you were super baked at at 3am at a convenience store.

    • @pettybee3860
      @pettybee3860 7 місяців тому +26

      It makes me mad when I think about it💀💀💀Slim Easy sounds like a pimp or a nutritional bar

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t 7 місяців тому +8

      ​@@pettybee3860I love how specific that is. It is literally one or the other and nothing else xD

  • @AriccaChristine
    @AriccaChristine 8 місяців тому +182

    Lyric is a real name but plural is crazy

    • @ABH66
      @ABH66 8 місяців тому +21

      I really like the name Lyric - but it would be more of a middle name for me personally. I think the most out there name i like is Forest

    • @lenamarie9292
      @lenamarie9292 7 місяців тому +6

      i know like 3 people named lyric 😭

    • @dieSchreckschraube
      @dieSchreckschraube 4 місяці тому +1

      It's a real name because enough people were weird enough to use it.

  • @sophie-lu4fs
    @sophie-lu4fs 8 місяців тому +128

    Bach not knowing who tinkerbell is and thinking it's racist to say "tink" will never not be funny

    • @kittycatcrunchie
      @kittycatcrunchie 7 місяців тому +25

      No but it does feel like a slur ngl its half twink half the other one 😭Tinkerbell siue but it still feels like a crime

    • @ellenmadethis
      @ellenmadethis 7 місяців тому +22

      It is a slur in the UK actually, towards gypsy/traveller people

    • @kittycatcrunchie
      @kittycatcrunchie 7 місяців тому +20

      @@ellenmadethis Crazy... So the slur senses actually were tingling fr

    • @elle_blair
      @elle_blair 7 місяців тому +4

      It’s def a racist slur 😅

    • @spookymcfakename
      @spookymcfakename 7 місяців тому +2

      @@ellenmadethisI have never heard that before? Is it acc

  • @MegCazalet
    @MegCazalet 8 місяців тому +31

    I went to school with a guy who was in one of those Most Unusual Names contests so I don’t mind revealing it: Voltaire Casino.

  • @kitaboo206
    @kitaboo206 7 місяців тому +17

    So people no longer think of actual names for babies they just name their kids after words they like to say 😂

  • @Iridiumsprinkle
    @Iridiumsprinkle 8 місяців тому +277

    Hi just named my baby quim strawberry breastmilk smith ❤❤

  • @meow9912
    @meow9912 8 місяців тому +222

    naming my kids ItalianBach to keep the culture alive

  • @nilsvonsteinfelde2116
    @nilsvonsteinfelde2116 8 місяців тому +26

    Love, Darling and Baby are all names that you can't shout across the street or a hall or something to your friend because it would sound like a catcall.

  • @rhonnasmetaniuk8244
    @rhonnasmetaniuk8244 8 місяців тому +41

    Slim easy is a cigarette order

  • @libertywilk4233
    @libertywilk4233 8 місяців тому +51

    i think isaac is in his coquette era with all the bird chirping in the background 🤭🎀🧚🌸💘

  • @captaincairoPT
    @captaincairoPT 5 місяців тому +4

    They're not having a baby, they're having an accessory. It's a thing you can give a weird name to and never think about the consequences. A conversation starter, not a human ^^

    • @lady_peace_rose
      @lady_peace_rose 2 місяці тому +1

      Well said. It is actually like the child him/herself doesn't count.

  • @moretacospls3253
    @moretacospls3253 8 місяців тому +23

    I can‘t with the name afternoon, nickname after. I‘m German and „After“ translates to anus. This thought caught me offguard, I almost spilled my drink.

  • @_manders_
    @_manders_ 7 місяців тому +18

    It’s not just celebrities. My brother had a childhood friend named Sharkmen Magma Cox

  • @sarahchristine1088
    @sarahchristine1088 8 місяців тому +44

    “deludical” really threw me for a loop but i’m using it now HAHAH

  • @eva1585
    @eva1585 7 місяців тому +16

    I feel like.. if you're going to name your kid something batshit insane.. you should be LEGALLY REQUIRED to give them a normal middle name so at least they can choose!

  • @conehead.skz.
    @conehead.skz. 8 місяців тому +46

    I think famous people are getting confused with candy shops and baby names

  • @nicholeified
    @nicholeified 8 місяців тому +105

    isaac is the type of guy to get a PhD at yappington university majoring in yappiology

  • @lizzytroy9503
    @lizzytroy9503 8 місяців тому +20

    I've actually met people named Odyssey and Heart, as well as a few named Mercer, Sky/Ski, Lou/Louis, Blossom, Buddy, and Dallas. I've also met a girl named Portabella (yes, like the mushroom), a guy called Finrod, and another guy called Brancher.

    • @anitanaseer1007
      @anitanaseer1007 7 місяців тому

      Where do you live…

    • @lizzytroy9503
      @lizzytroy9503 7 місяців тому +1

      @@anitanaseer1007 I live in Pennsylvania, but I've lived in Georgia, Florida, and South Carolina as well

  • @aqualuvor95
    @aqualuvor95 7 місяців тому +14

    “Words as names are the best” is a hilarious thing to say and think you’re onto something groundbreaking. Like…yeah, most names are words. Great job…

  • @obaedj2961
    @obaedj2961 8 місяців тому +27

    Rice? Rise?? 💀
    sidebar: my old principal's name was Flick.

  • @chlox2870
    @chlox2870 8 місяців тому +96

    Flick the bean smith😭

  • @x.Starr.x
    @x.Starr.x 5 місяців тому +4

    18:45 the “darlin 🤠” was on point 😂

  • @SharkBerry
    @SharkBerry 8 місяців тому +59

    "Orca" kinda ate. I wouldn't call my child that cause I'm not on meth, but I think of orcas as ethereal etc.
    But that would leave the child to be bullied and would be called a whale 😭
    Also more cowboy please and thank you

    • @Localhairdyedfreak
      @Localhairdyedfreak 7 місяців тому +3

      Would be cute as a middle name or nickname🥹

    • @SharkBerry
      @SharkBerry 7 місяців тому

      @@Localhairdyedfreak True!!

    • @problem.skinnn
      @problem.skinnn 7 місяців тому +5

      ‘Cause I’m not on meth’ killed me

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t 7 місяців тому +4

      Definitely should name the next kid "Beluga" to match. Maybe great for a set of twins?

    • @noope921
      @noope921 7 місяців тому +4

      orcas and ethereal are far apart for me those creatures are terrifying 😭

  • @Sifaniworld
    @Sifaniworld 8 місяців тому +33

    you laughing at your own jokes is the best part of these videos

  • @elin_
    @elin_ 8 місяців тому +21

    Powerful Queen? Legendary Love? Poor kids.

  • @QueenKunta
    @QueenKunta 7 місяців тому +8

    2:10 IIRC Mariah Carey wanted the twins to have nicknames of “Roc” and “Roe” like rock n roll.

  • @edenanimates1465
    @edenanimates1465 4 місяці тому +2

    “Toilet and baboon, your parents must be evil”
    “No, evil’s over there”
    XDDCC

  • @zucchinikindaslayed
    @zucchinikindaslayed 8 місяців тому +14

    I have two nephews that are siblings. The older one's called Billion dollar, the younger's called Million. I wish I was joking. And there's another sibling, the older one's called Ding and the younger one's called Dong and their last name literally translates to "final word makers" 💀

  • @BigAlexgator
    @BigAlexgator 5 місяців тому +4

    11:45 tink also is too close to tinkle which is how my grandma used to say she had to pee.
    She’d say “I have to tinkle” 😂 like ok grandma go do your thing 😂😭

    • @petite-beefcakes
      @petite-beefcakes 4 місяці тому +2

      My first thought was "stink" would be their class nickname

  • @lauryncarr2420
    @lauryncarr2420 8 місяців тому +11

    All of Jamie Oliver's kids names sound like my little ponies, man is a broni

  • @gabriella5432
    @gabriella5432 7 місяців тому +4

    15:40 ‘hadn’t heard the name love before watching you’ sound like a pick up line

  • @lanadelrad6147
    @lanadelrad6147 7 місяців тому +8

    Legendary love canon literally sounds like a special move in dragon ball for ribrianne. She already has “max love canon” and “pretty love canon” why not “legendary love canon”

  • @tommietina
    @tommietina 8 місяців тому +29

    (I’m black) black people do tend to name their kids such strange names tho, like I went to school with a girl called Angel, her younger brother was called Prince, who deadass had a twin sister called Princess, and their mother was called Mercedesz… like the car… also my hair braider was also called Mercedes, just spelt different 😭😭😭

    • @Hashoaktree
      @Hashoaktree 7 місяців тому +14

      mercedes is a girls name, the car is named after a girl called Mercedes

    • @britterthecritter4531
      @britterthecritter4531 7 місяців тому +1

      Ik two dominican women named Mercedes lmao

    • @Hashoaktree
      @Hashoaktree 7 місяців тому +2

      @@britterthecritter4531 i love the name Mercedes personally

    • @regularhuh8880
      @regularhuh8880 7 місяців тому +1

      I think Angel is cute tho (ik an Asian girl named Angel)

    • @j_rm8883
      @j_rm8883 7 місяців тому +4

      The filipino parents are similar😭a LOT of girls named Angel and Princess, i once knew a guy called Wizard😭

  • @poisnkitty
    @poisnkitty 4 місяці тому +5

    Why is nobody laughing at the whimsy loo joke as much as I am

  • @hollyjay3942
    @hollyjay3942 7 місяців тому +10

    The Victorians were doing it long before influencers. Some of their names are wild. Honestly, please, look them up.

  • @Ev_oOoOo
    @Ev_oOoOo 8 місяців тому +50

    Rumble honey sounds like a Cadbury milk tray

    • @kittycatcrunchie
      @kittycatcrunchie 7 місяців тому +4

      Sounds like a MLP pony or like a carebear or sm lmao

  • @Thegoongoober
    @Thegoongoober 8 місяців тому +27

    quingle is giving secret turkish quandale dingle

  • @simplylily7819
    @simplylily7819 7 місяців тому +8

    I love and hate at the same time that in fifteen years classroom rolls are going to go like this:
    “Petal?”
    “Here.”
    “Legendary?”
    “Here.”
    “Mia?”
    “Here.”
    There’s going to be a whole mix of normal and insane names and it’s going to sound ridiculous 💀

  • @Eyeball44
    @Eyeball44 4 місяці тому +3

    Without the middle name, Powerful's name is literally "Powerful Cannon". That's insane. That's just a description of a tool/weapon, it's like naming your child "Adequate Hammer" or "Efficient Lawnmower".

  • @ClaireBTH
    @ClaireBTH 8 місяців тому +37

    I say yippiee out loud every time this man posts.

  • @i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r
    @i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r 7 місяців тому +9

    my favorite crazy celebrity baby name is Moon Unit Zappa. although Bandit Way is probably a close second

  • @Eisoj8
    @Eisoj8 8 місяців тому +113

    Alter ego cowboy Bach (please create merch)

  • @thejackprojectmusic
    @thejackprojectmusic 6 місяців тому +6

    3:17 Mixolydian is a type of musical scale (a set of 7 notes you play within an octave) so I don't know why Nick chose that name for a human

  • @chloedavila3570
    @chloedavila3570 7 місяців тому +2

    People like this are why Iceland has a list of names you’re legally allowed to name your child lol

  • @watchdogj
    @watchdogj 8 місяців тому +33

    Golden Sagen Cannon and Powerful Queen Cannon are the final unlockables in AC Black Flag.

  • @ambersquirrel2514
    @ambersquirrel2514 3 місяці тому +2

    The sad thing about these kinds of parents is that they say they want babies. they aren't taking into account that the babies will grow up to be whole entire people

  • @Georg_The_Great
    @Georg_The_Great 7 місяців тому +6

    Sounds like when your name gets randomised on kahoot

  • @SharkBerry
    @SharkBerry 8 місяців тому +10

    The timing of the editing with *boom* "LIE" and *boom* "HE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME" killed me

  • @Charlie-nb1xo
    @Charlie-nb1xo 8 місяців тому +18

    cant wait to meet buddy bear on his trust funded gap year to thailand

  • @bravingthehallways8169
    @bravingthehallways8169 4 місяці тому +3

    Calling your kid "Baby blue" aka postpartum depression 😅

  • @strawberry_switch
    @strawberry_switch 7 місяців тому +4

    I had a kid at my school called Stone and he was absolutely unhinged

  • @clairelmao
    @clairelmao 7 місяців тому +5

    This is why you give your kid a normal or traditional name that can be shortened to be cute like Theodora being shortened to Theo or Teddy. Teddy is super cute for a little girl (or boy) but they have the option to grow out of it. Or giving them the middle name being unique but a normal first name (I know someone who goes by his middle name Ringo but his first name is like John or Michael or something basic. His parents wanted to name him after Ringo Star but also give him the option of a normal “adult” name as his first name)

  • @knockoffclock
    @knockoffclock 6 місяців тому +1

    my mom would say that when you name a baby, you’re naming an adult. so if it doesn’t make sense as an adult, don’t name your baby that!!

  • @sarahsaudios777
    @sarahsaudios777 8 місяців тому +100

    No way cal got away with it 💀

  • @izzietaylor290
    @izzietaylor290 8 днів тому +1

    Legendary love Canon took me out 😂😂

  • @elyssatesta
    @elyssatesta 8 місяців тому +8

    Everytime you upload the Italian ancestors get happy

  • @ThereminElectro
    @ThereminElectro 8 місяців тому +24

    The British are so far from firearms that he thinks a cannon is a weapon of MASS DESTRUCTION lmao

    • @neocinna
      @neocinna 8 місяців тому +1

      and americans are practically drowning in weapons of mass destruction to think a cannon is child’s play

    • @xfreja
      @xfreja 8 місяців тому

      @@neocinnafr

    • @Unmeijones
      @Unmeijones 8 місяців тому +9

      He was joking you div

    • @ThereminElectro
      @ThereminElectro 8 місяців тому

      @@Unmeijones as was I... Teasing? You know the British and American back and forth of "you don't have guns" and "you shoot up schools"? Lol

    • @SaraRankins.
      @SaraRankins. 7 місяців тому

      I'm an American who is into history. Cannons were weapons of mass destruction.