Benevolent! A Non-Canon Malevolent Christmas Special

In "Benevolent! A Non-Canon Malevolent Christmas Special" Arthur & John find themselves stuck at home during the holidays after a terrible blizzard blows into town. With their holiday plans ruined and the turkey already cooked nothing seems to be working out the way they had hoped, until an unexpected guest arrives...
Join the cast of Malevolent for a holiday spectacular featuring musical guest Kristian Noel Pedersen and a number of other surprises!
PLEASE NOTE: This episode of Malevolent is completely non-canon and full of jokes poking fun at the creator; characters and themes of Malevolent. It is not intended to cause offence and merely meant to be a holiday treat. It can additionally be skipped entirely.
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[@EliEnby]

Hsvsjdhdbdh loved when John addressed the whole "can play the piano even though he's not in control of one of his hands" thing

[@rivixs6988]

I need a full recording of "Arthur it's cold outside" so badly

[@trin-is-late]

“One of Arthur’s famous ideas” needs to go on a t-shirt

[@NovaStella_]

“REMEMBER FALLING INTO HOLES, ARTHUR?”

[@pinxelated2799]

At this point, we've got to make a 'top ten holes' tier list.
I nominate the fall at the end of episode 16 'the path' as my personal number one pick. Arthur broke several bones in that one!

[@helinedmightbehere]

@@pinxelated2799 i nominate the one in part 23, the past

[@_bnd_4399]

​@@helinedmightbehereI'm gonna have to go with the prison pits from episode 19!

[@ayumihamano]

"As friends. Cannonically, just friends. that part of this id cannon."

[@katxbaa]

Harlan had to say (in his Kayne-y voice) “daddy’s talking” and I mourn the dignity he lost everyday

[@nootnootnootok]

john is so unhinged this canon lore accurate ep

[@plasmuser]

"If we hold hands the fan would die" yeah, not wrong

[@mrsbasia122]

I always knew that if Harlan didn't turn to the Existential/Horror/Sci-fi genre that he'd be a great Comedy writer.

[@CaribouStag]

The line between horror and comedy is thinner than people realize, and I love it.

[@7Sol_Lucet_Omnibus7]

I will actually cry if Kayne burps in my ear one more time

[@baconbacon4623]

Me too I was gen almost crying when I heard the munching noises

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

Not me. I need more Kayne burping and food eating ASMR

[@katxbaa]

@@gregjayonnaise8314two different types of fans

[@ДанаДана-м2ъ]

@@gregjayonnaise8314exactly! He would be so good in chaotic personal attention asmr genre!

[@wimxz6567]

I cackled every time they mentioned falling into holes. Golden, just golden

[@KnoxinatorDestroyer]

When everyone eventually dies tragically at the end of the series I will listen to this on repeat to console myself.

[@EvilMetalSkeleton]

Hey

[@autumn_3989]

I’m so sorry bestie

[@Ches_Nogat]

I love how he says 'well its a little dry, Arthur' AFTER he bloodsplosions him 😂😂😂

[@Trassel242]

This is amazing, I love it, this is the best thing! The laugh track, it’s so good, it’s 100% canon as a terrifying portentous nightmare had by Arthur at some point in the story. Possibly he had too much cheese before bedtime and dreamt up this, the poor tortured soul.

[@pinxelated2799]

He deserves everything good in the world forever and ever

[@oddorangeowl]

Who else is here for Christmas 2024 (happy holidays all!!!)

[@eviektarshnik2100]

I love when holes tbh

[@fromsage2you]

This has cured my depression, gotten rid of my back pain, cured cancer, and stopped world hunger all in one fell swoop, I swear to you

[@purd691]

Kayne is the best version of the crawling chaos

[@elffine7664]

It’s that time of year again!! Is it weird that this episode is higher up in fear factor for me than some others? The context in the ending was fucking horrific, holy shit. Merry Christmas Malevolent!!

[@PlushieEmpress]

The best Christmas treat was the Kayne behind the scenes

[@capn_toad]

"...as friends. just friends. that part of this is canon." alas 😞

[@taylort3674]

The music stopping during that made me have to pause bc the delivery was too funny 😭😭😭😭

[@capn_toad]

@@taylort3674 I can just imagine him looking directly at the camera in that moment lmaooo

[@FernIsGay1121]

3:50 the ‘oh no’ is so sad 😭😭

[@muchosconfuzzlement8258]

this sounds like a nightmare i had when i had covid

[@pinxelated2799]

It's a Christmas miracle...!!!??! 🎅🎄🎉😭🤗😊😎🎶🦃

[@riotoriginal5685]

so can Arthur see how's he supposed to read the script?

[@vermillion_labotomy]

He just can. Even if he can’t see he can just do it with sheer willpower and the lighter.

[@trin-is-late]

This is even better the second time around

[@oddorangeowl]

Watched this last night and i can’t stop laughing about it today. Literally you are so fucking big brained this is the funniest shit ever. I love them all

[@marixmoon9960]

OHH AND IT HAS DANI'S ART??? Ugh, this was such an awesome idea, Benevolent made my December fr! Merry Christmas everyone!!! 🌲✨

[@Sinnamon978]

This got me in the Christmas spirit in April ahahahahhahah 10/10

[@crystalromero435]

this feels like a fever dream and i love it, best christmas gift ever.

[@Fleshst4r]

This is the greatest episode, actually

[@Fleshst4r]

The only canon episode /j

[@funniestpersonontheinternet]

That was actually so good, the little meta bits were hilarious(im a the start of season 2 so the whole way through i was like „WHAT.“…was great), was also great seeing the guys just have a good time and chill together(in a canonically TOTALLY friends way though)
But we talk about THE END BIT though. The…splattering? Drinking? Is this just a „season three totally very normal and cool thing“ im missing?
is this dont hug me im scared 13? idk i enjoyed it nonetheless VERY much. This was amazing.

[@EvilMetalSkeleton]

If you’ve got that far (Part 40), yay!
If not, here’s the context:
This is Kayne, introduced in Part 20. He’s some weird and powerful guy. In Part 40 he kills two guys by exploding their heads (or was it their whole bodies? I forgot). The ending is, basically, Kayne exploding them all and then eating the food (hopefully the food, not their corpses) all alone

[@vermillion_labotomy]

⁠@@EvilMetalSkeleton spoilers:
He doesn’t kill 2 people by exploding their heads in episode 40, he only kills 1 like that (Mr Collins/The Butcher), however throughout the whole series he does kill 2 people by doing that (Matthew, episode 20 something)

[@nootnootnootok]

Benevolent Malevolent = evolent

[@Kiyagarretfisher]

ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR BABBYYY

[@hannahu.6220]

this is SO good.

[@dandelionbomb]

A very Merry Christmas indeed!

[@washingwashers8212]

ohhhh my god this is perfect. absolutely glorious I genuinely laughed with the audience soundtracks and smiled the whole way through. Thanks for the delightful Christmas present!

[@galaxy_mooncat779]

I love Oscar Sm!

[@bowlerhatfilmsandreviews2778]

You’re an absolute mad legend for this one!

[@krzeslicko]

Loved it so much skksndjd the meta narrative was delicious 💙

[@taylort3674]

I needed this after i cought up on ep 40

[@imtheoriginalrey1633]

LETS FCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[@shenanigansthepoet]

screaming crying throwing up /pos

[@officialbonescaro]

i actually hate cheesy christmas specials and shallow sitcoms bUT. this is the best and worst thing i have ever listened to 😂😂 im so glad i wear a mask at work so no one can see my stupid grin

[@kitsuna2110]

This was amazing!!!

[@sharkie4206]

THIS WAS SO GOOD

[@tu_kierownik9606]

I imagined this arthur as jerma

[@Al-kd2fy]

YOOOOOOOO

[@ДанаДана-м2ъ]

It was so creepy