Gino D'Acampo "If my Grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike" -18th May 2010

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  • @Ale-hh1xz
    @Ale-hh1xz 3 роки тому +61907

    The fact that it takes him 4 seconds to translate it from Italian kills me every single time, this is pure gold

    • @lou5368
      @lou5368 3 роки тому +2860

      and for him to dig out that joke as a reference is nothing but pure wit

    • @entalpia69
      @entalpia69 3 роки тому +32

      @@lou5368 ?

    • @wea69420
      @wea69420 3 роки тому +659

      @@lou5368 reference? It's just Italian banter my dude

    • @lou5368
      @lou5368 3 роки тому +1191

      @@wea69420 yes, but he used it at the right moment. I'm pretty sure you've been in a situation where in you were thinking I should've said this instead etc. that is my point.

    • @frederickmcclure5027
      @frederickmcclure5027 3 роки тому +78

      @@lou5368 I'm not sure if you understand why they're laughing.

  • @nikobellic7586
    @nikobellic7586 3 роки тому +54287

    Its funny how he became offended immediately and managed to keep it inside for about 5 seconds and dropped the dopest comeback in the 21st century.

    • @matssoto6061
      @matssoto6061 3 роки тому +2672

      he was translating the phrase in his head

    • @saragarofano6471
      @saragarofano6471 3 роки тому +373

      That's not even a comeback in Italy-

    • @Emcostanza
      @Emcostanza 3 роки тому +928

      @@saragarofano6471 not everyone lives in Italy Sara

    • @_GhostMiner
      @_GhostMiner 3 роки тому +55

      Feminists in nutshell

    • @ellemourto1527
      @ellemourto1527 3 роки тому +431

      @@_GhostMiner what?

  • @TheHumbleGamer2014
    @TheHumbleGamer2014 4 роки тому +77980

    The most brutal exchange between the British and Italians since WW2.

    • @bk2active
      @bk2active 4 роки тому +304

      The Humble Gamer nah the italians were not brutal in ww2 lmao

    • @VFAHSN
      @VFAHSN 4 роки тому +591

      @@bk2active From Wiki, II Battle of El Alamein:
      The 7th Armoured Division was held up by the Ariete Armoured Division, which was destroyed conducting a determined resistance.[107] In his diary, Rommel wrote
      Enormous dust-clouds could be seen south and south-east of headquarters [of the DAK], where the desperate struggle of the small and inefficient Italian tanks of XX Corps was being played out against the hundred or so British heavy tanks which had come round their open right flank. I was later told by Major von Luck, whose battalion I had sent to close the gap between the Italians and the Afrika Korps, that the Italians, who at that time represented our strongest motorised force, fought with exemplary courage. Tank after tank split asunder or burned out, while all the time a tremendous British barrage lay over the Italian infantry and artillery positions. The last signal came from the Ariete at about 15.30 hours "Enemy tanks penetrated south of Ariete. Ariete now encircled. Location 5 km north-west Bir el Abd. Ariete tanks still in action". [...] In the Ariete we lost our oldest Italian comrades, from whom we had probably always demanded more than they, with their poor armament, had been capable of performing.[108][k]
      The Littorio Armoured Division and the Trieste Motorised Division were also destroyed. Berlin radio claimed that in this sector the "British were made to pay for their penetration with enormous losses in men and material. The Italians fought to the last man."[110] The British took many prisoners, since the remnants of Italian infantry divisions were not motorised and could not escape from encirclement. Private Sid Martindale, 1st Battalion Argyll & Sutherland Highlanders, wrote about the "Bologna" Division, which had taken the full weight of the British armoured attack:[l]
      The more we advanced the more we realised that the Italians did not have much fight in them after putting up a strong resistance to our overwhelming advance and they started surrendering to our lead troops in droves. There was not much action to see but we came across lots of burnt out Italian tanks that had been destroyed by our tanks. I had never seen a battlefield before and the site [sic] of so many dead was sickening.[112]
      The Bologna and the remnants of the Trento Division tried to fight their way out and marched into the desert without water, food or transport before surrendering, exhausted and dying from dehydration.[113] It was reported that Colonel Arrigo Dall'Olio, commanding the 40th Infantry Regiment of the Bologna Division, surrendered saying, "We have ceased firing not because we haven't the desire but because we have spent every round".[114] In a symbolic act of defiance, no one in 40th Bologna Infantry Regiment raised their hands. Harry Zinder of Time magazine noted that the Italians fought better than had been expected and commented that for the Italians
      It was a terrific letdown by their German allies. They had fought a good fight. In the south, the famed Folgore parachute division fought to the last round of ammunition. Two armoured divisions and a motorised division, which had been interspersed among the German formations, thought they would be allowed to retire gracefully with Rommel's 21st, 15th and 19th [sic] light. But even that was denied them. When it became obvious to Rommel that there would be little chance to hold anything between El Daba and the frontier, his Panzers dissolved, disintegrated and turned tail, leaving the Italians to fight a rear-guard action.[115]

    • @willav9267
      @willav9267 4 роки тому +382

      VFAHSN jeez, I think the guy was just memeing it. But thanks for the lesson.

    • @louisjjohnston
      @louisjjohnston 4 роки тому +19

      The Humble Gamer fr fr

    • @SMGJohn
      @SMGJohn 4 роки тому +371

      @@bk2active
      The Italian soldier fought well, but it was their equipment and poor supply that really let them down, not their courage and spirit.

  • @JohnTompazidis
    @JohnTompazidis Рік тому +2512

    This is such a commonly used colloquialism in Italy and Greece (and probably other places) that it doesn't seem comical to Italians and Greeks in conversation. However foreigners hearing it for the first time find it hilarious. This exact scenario happened to me. We were arguing with some tourist girls we met and my friend used the phrase. The girls started crying with laughter to our astonishment, since we really don't realize the phrase is such a hilarious and absurd thing to say out of the blue.

    • @Mortimer50145
      @Mortimer50145 11 місяців тому +163

      Part of the hilarity to British ears (and I wouldn't expect an Italian or Greek to know this) is the alternative slang meaning of "bike" - a woman who is "ridden by everyone"... in other words "she's anyone's for a Babycham".

    • @omia1259
      @omia1259 10 місяців тому +340

      @@Mortimer50145Nah I don't think that's it. It's just how out of left field it is that makes it funny.

    • @Orville9999
      @Orville9999 9 місяців тому +33

      I'm guessing in Italy and greece they don't have the joke about certain girls being "the village bike" (everybody gets a ride.)

    • @DavidRodriguez-hi5df
      @DavidRodriguez-hi5df 9 місяців тому +23

      We also use it in Spain.

    • @Mortimer50145
      @Mortimer50145 9 місяців тому +25

      I would imagine that after its use on Good Morning and Holly/Phil's reaction to it, it may have started to gain usage in the UK.
      The most common variant, keeping the aunt/uncle connection, is "if my aunt had bollocks she'd be my uncle" which is slighty cruder but conveys the same sense of "this is hypthetical/impossible so stop worrying about it".

  • @possiblepilotdeviation5791
    @possiblepilotdeviation5791 4 роки тому +41588

    If my bike had no wheels, it would be my grandmother.

    • @naturalworld8120
      @naturalworld8120 4 роки тому +202

      No it's would be your mothergrand

    • @Mister.Unknown
      @Mister.Unknown 4 роки тому +824

      Stop riding your grandmother

    • @JBrown_Trivium
      @JBrown_Trivium 4 роки тому +226

      The most underrated comment ove seen on youtube 😅take a bow mate

    • @kayzeaza
      @kayzeaza 4 роки тому +54

      Insert Name Here this made me laugh harder then the actual video

    • @mime3761
      @mime3761 4 роки тому +11

      @@moolian3920 don't ask, don't tell.

  • @_chonkywoofwoof
    @_chonkywoofwoof 4 роки тому +28000

    I laughed harder at the part where he just kept talking as they look like they were choking

  • @ThePointlessBox_
    @ThePointlessBox_ 4 роки тому +22801

    The absolute look of contempt and hatred when she starts talking about adding ham

  • @DaanD-YT
    @DaanD-YT 8 місяців тому +222

    I just love how EVERYONE, including everyone on the production team, instantly burst out laughing

  • @tardwrangler
    @tardwrangler 4 роки тому +10401

    “If it had, like... Ham in it”
    You could already start to smell the smoke

    • @aaronharman5431
      @aaronharman5431 4 роки тому +19

      How tf you get no replies

    • @simoncowell1424
      @simoncowell1424 4 роки тому +2

      @@aaronharman5431 I was wondering that too g

    • @JimJamTheAdmin
      @JimJamTheAdmin 4 роки тому +98

      I caught that flash of hate in his eyes. He just about killed her on the spot.

    • @beepboop9519
      @beepboop9519 4 роки тому +1

      LMAO

    • @spiderprint
      @spiderprint 4 роки тому +14

      C A Z Z O INTENSIFIES

  • @KarishmaChanglani
    @KarishmaChanglani 4 роки тому +17597

    I just love the "Oh no" "Oh nooooo." Someone saw it coming.

    • @sunelparadiso2427
      @sunelparadiso2427 4 роки тому +64

      Ahahahah

    • @klaviersimp
      @klaviersimp 4 роки тому +1016

      He also said "I'm glad, you're standing there and I'm not" lol

    • @PESSEN
      @PESSEN 4 роки тому +20

      True

    • @Scarboroughfair742
      @Scarboroughfair742 4 роки тому +220

      Lmao phillip was terrified

    • @brett8460
      @brett8460 4 роки тому +92

      That was Phillip, the guy standing next to her.

  • @foulwin9719
    @foulwin9719 4 роки тому +13388

    When you hear the crew laughing in the background you know it's gold

    • @SKYLINED
      @SKYLINED 3 роки тому +52

      Princess Diana had one of these

    • @grilledlettuce1845
      @grilledlettuce1845 3 роки тому +35

      @@SKYLINED and then she died. What's your point?

    • @lowendpotato3021
      @lowendpotato3021 3 роки тому +185

      @@grilledlettuce1845 what's yours ?

    • @KimAhrina11
      @KimAhrina11 2 роки тому +16

      @@lowendpotato3021 lmao you people are funny 🤣

    • @seanallan4808
      @seanallan4808 2 роки тому +4

      They're always fucking laughing on this show tho

  • @andreacigala2709
    @andreacigala2709 Рік тому +302

    I've watched it probably more than a hundred times, but it still breaks me. The comedic timing is just perfection

    • @paumic6366
      @paumic6366 Рік тому +2

      me too! 😂

    • @alwayselite748
      @alwayselite748 Рік тому +1

      i've watched it more than a hundred times and i don't get it at all

    • @andreacigala2709
      @andreacigala2709 Рік тому +5

      @@alwayselite748 then why did you watch it so many times?

    • @mirkoocchipinti9645
      @mirkoocchipinti9645 5 місяців тому +1

      Gino somiglia al compianto Pietro Taricone

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 3 місяці тому +1

      @@alwayselite748 I’m 11 months late but the joke is that her comment is equivalent to saying “if you changed the recipe, it would be a different recipe”, the same way that if your grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike, but this is extremely obvious and doesn’t need to be said 😂

  • @mads6488
    @mads6488 5 років тому +22347

    SOMEBODY INSULTED HIS SPAGET

    • @Absolutely_puck_fakestine
      @Absolutely_puck_fakestine 5 років тому +106

      You have some likes, bruh, just leaving you a message so you can see them.

    • @LoboPreto
      @LoboPreto 5 років тому +5

      @@Absolutely_puck_fakestine It's only smells... XD

    • @Thao-nathos
      @Thao-nathos 5 років тому +4

      Literally yes

    • @bushisback112
      @bushisback112 5 років тому +64

      Rocco siffredi Don’t encourage him to make one of those “OMG TY FOR LIKE” edits.

    • @davidpatel5267
      @davidpatel5267 5 років тому +50

      @@bushisback112 they ruin good comments every time

  • @Fr4ncM
    @Fr4ncM 3 роки тому +26590

    The fact he's perplexed at them laughing at what he thinks is a very serious and accurate analogy is my favorite part.

    • @May16Joe
      @May16Joe 3 роки тому +1523

      It's even funnier that he does not care about if they are choking or not, he keeps going on in his rant.

    • @leonardoroscelli4385
      @leonardoroscelli4385 2 роки тому +393

      It is a way of saying here in Italy. Eve. Like 5 year olds know it

    • @davide7708
      @davide7708 2 роки тому +301

      It's an idiom here in Italy

    • @mdhcccc
      @mdhcccc 2 роки тому +31

      @@May16Joe no he knows it’s funny dum dum

    • @jeremybuckets
      @jeremybuckets 2 роки тому +130

      @@davide7708 yes, that’s why it’s funny. It’s an idiom in the UK too. Maybe look up what “bike” is slang for in England.

  • @sarah854r4h
    @sarah854r4h 5 років тому +16768

    He looks genuinely insulted lmao

    • @Daquan0394
      @Daquan0394 5 років тому +263

      That’s the best part

    • @Thao-nathos
      @Thao-nathos 5 років тому +44

      He's been

    • @renettedescartes
      @renettedescartes 5 років тому +361

      @Rabbi Shekelberg He is offended like all Italians would if you compare traditional food with British garbage fake version.
      Anyway I know the real Gino, he robbed celebrities before going to jail and becoming a celebrity.

    • @skellderthetroll8825
      @skellderthetroll8825 5 років тому +5

      @@renettedescartes lmaoooooooooo

    • @GG1212-r9w
      @GG1212-r9w 5 років тому +3

      Renette Descartes what’s with the hate toward us?

  • @rob4433
    @rob4433 Місяць тому +27

    This video is 14 years old, Phil will love it now

  • @sneakywasabi
    @sneakywasabi 2 роки тому +18105

    The smartest, wittiest comeback and he timed it to perfection. The silence before his delivery makes it even funnier.

    • @darkraft1020
      @darkraft1020 2 роки тому +19

      They are laughing so much because in the UK calling a woman a bike is calling her a slut or a whore. The original expression was - 'village bicycle', meaning a bicycle shared by the community, where everybody gets to ride. It was the shock of hearing this, and the way he delivered the line that made them laugh so hard.

    • @diotimamyrina
      @diotimamyrina 2 роки тому +6

      @@Blue-4 what's the difference

    • @Dovahkiin049
      @Dovahkiin049 2 роки тому +333

      @@diotimamyrina and in Britain, calling someone a bike is slang for someone who sleeps with a lot of people, which is why the other 2 reacted as strongly as they did.

    • @cowscanflytoo
      @cowscanflytoo 2 роки тому +177

      @@Dovahkiin049 This adds more to it than I previously understood. Incredible.

    • @helvete_ingres4717
      @helvete_ingres4717 2 роки тому +40

      @@Blue-4 that's exactly how I understood and exactly why it was funny. I don't think there's any an idiom for redundant hypothesising like this in English, so it comes as kind of a 'shock' which makes it all the more hilarious

  • @nic-o1341
    @nic-o1341 3 роки тому +46608

    You're laughing, his grandmother almost became a bike and you're laughing.

    • @rin_etoware_2989
      @rin_etoware_2989 3 роки тому +971

      want another wheel, Murray?

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 3 роки тому +606

      @@rin_etoware_2989 No I think we had enough of your bikes.

    • @jackreynolds6531
      @jackreynolds6531 3 роки тому +89

      yo im weak lmao

    • @Lonech
      @Lonech 3 роки тому +56

      imma turn this gramma into a bicycle 🚲

    • @K_ingh16
      @K_ingh16 3 роки тому +24

      Wow, that was so funny, you should be a comedian

  • @trash2638
    @trash2638 Рік тому +51

    i wish i forgot this video ever existed so i could experience it all over again

  • @mythoslys429
    @mythoslys429 3 роки тому +16427

    I'm Italian and he is completely right and his rage justified

    • @spirosmousouris3908
      @spirosmousouris3908 3 роки тому +326

      Hello from Greece. Yes, he is right, we have the same reaction when they mix up our recipes

    • @serpentine8124
      @serpentine8124 3 роки тому +315

      I'm English and he is completely right and his rage is justified

    • @Mariuschanges
      @Mariuschanges 3 роки тому +336

      I'm on the moon and he is completely right and his rage is justified

    • @galezhang
      @galezhang 3 роки тому +178

      I'm Chinese and even I felt that rage! It's like me watching Uncle Roger commentating the BBC food show with the butchered fried rice.

    • @slaythegodz
      @slaythegodz 3 роки тому +187

      I'm an American and I have no idea what they are talking about.

  • @JohnSwitch7
    @JohnSwitch7 3 роки тому +8779

    The thing that makes this so hilarious is the fact that he keeps a straight face while a man is literally choking to death in front of him because his honor is so offended lmfaooooo.

    • @mithe2011
      @mithe2011 3 роки тому +265

      That's just it, he wasn't trying to be funny. It was truly outraged by the absurdity. Classic!

    • @1936sge
      @1936sge 3 роки тому +39

      No mercy

    • @coord4580
      @coord4580 2 роки тому +2

      1kth like

    • @gabrielaprice9704
      @gabrielaprice9704 2 роки тому +2

      LMFAO BRO I DIED 💀🤣

    • @sherrensteal2635
      @sherrensteal2635 2 роки тому

      YAAAASSSS 🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @sortingoutmyclothes8131
    @sortingoutmyclothes8131 3 роки тому +8196

    The accidental comedic timing here is immaculate.

    • @PLUX4
      @PLUX4 3 роки тому +83

      The timing was too good lol.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому

      I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am UA-cam's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge it, dear so

    • @flamingomingo9810
      @flamingomingo9810 2 роки тому +4

      @@AxxLAfriku oh god not you again

    • @charlieprichard6844
      @charlieprichard6844 2 роки тому +31

      not accidental. gino has great comedic timing. he knows exactly what he’s doing

    • @anthonym1250
      @anthonym1250 2 роки тому +1

      @@AxxLAfriku Isn’t that the lyrics to Sk8er boi? Lmao

  • @kaazdov2536
    @kaazdov2536 6 місяців тому +642

    "If my mum had balls she would have been my dad" - Max Verstappen

    • @thenicodem9469
      @thenicodem9469 5 місяців тому +4

      Wonder how much i'll have to scroll to find that comment

    • @suesspot5930
      @suesspot5930 3 місяці тому

      The original quote comes from Star Trek, The search for spock.
      Scotty, played by james doohan says to kirk
      " if my grandma had wheels she'd be a wagon"
      It's right at the beginning of the movie, about 13 minutes in

    • @ketchup901
      @ketchup901 2 місяці тому +9

      @@suesspot5930 That is definitely not the original

    • @spartanxander-0476
      @spartanxander-0476 Місяць тому +3

      We have a similar one in Romania. "If my grandmother had a testicle she would've gone to war" We do have a special kinda vulgar word for the testicle, it's "coi".

  • @srinikethb4311
    @srinikethb4311 Рік тому +10080

    His expression the moment he heard "if you had ham in it", is pure gold! 😂

    • @howlbeast
      @howlbeast Рік тому +188

      0:08 he was hurt

    • @michaelcasado3217
      @michaelcasado3217 Рік тому +129

      That’s what got me too, he’s so upset with the idea of ham.

    • @firdausansarifard
      @firdausansarifard Рік тому +30

      silence is golden as they say

    • @bernirn
      @bernirn Рік тому +43

      **tarantella music stops**

    • @TheElite1102
      @TheElite1102 Рік тому +31

      Makes all the sense in the world because there's no such a thing as British cuisine/food culture, yet she talks as if she could improve what Gino just cooked. The "if had ham" was the jab but the "British Carbonara" was the cross 🤣

  • @mizukageg6686
    @mizukageg6686 6 років тому +9508

    Even the guys in the studio couldn't help but laugh.

    • @annmitchell4663
      @annmitchell4663 6 років тому +25

      MizuKageG Have you seen the Gino cooking nude one..😂

    • @jordanc9282
      @jordanc9282 5 років тому +126

      I'm pretty sure they cracked up because in England if you call a female a bike they're a slut. Example: "Nana was the town bike, every body had a ride"

    • @chakra_x
      @chakra_x 5 років тому +70

      @@jordanc9282 what gino said was a classic italian joke "se mia nonna avesse le ruote era un flipper", they use it to interrupt someone talking about an unlikely conditiom to happen. literally nothing about being a slut or something

    • @Daz3685
      @Daz3685 5 років тому +41

      @@chakra_x but the show is in the uk not italy. so he basically called his gran a slut on tv.

    • @mardokmike8774
      @mardokmike8774 5 років тому +4

      Hanno ragione Gino ha dato della p...a a sua nonna lui ha detto se mia nonna avesse avuto le ruote sarebbe stata una moto in England se tu chiami una ragazza moto significa che tutti hanno fatto un giro sopra di lei metaforicamente parlando se la sono fatta la ragazza non la moto

  • @jordanrivas7398
    @jordanrivas7398 5 років тому +18053

    Look at his face at 0:13 - he knows what he’s gonna use as a comeback right then and he looks down for like 6 seconds trying to do the translation to English to make sure he gets it right 😂

    • @sethandrade4703
      @sethandrade4703 5 років тому +1381

      Jordan Rivas good thing he did because the timing was perfect 😂

    • @Thao-nathos
      @Thao-nathos 5 років тому +33

      Exectually

    • @renettedescartes
      @renettedescartes 5 років тому +724

      In Italian is a pretty common comeback to replay at a nonsensical comparison. An alternative more used version is "if my grandfather had 3 balls he would have been a pinball"

    • @donsuh1105
      @donsuh1105 5 років тому +9

      How the fuck do you know?

    • @GullibleTarget
      @GullibleTarget 5 років тому +28

      @@sethandrade4703 rehearsed. It wasn't off the cuff. They knew the joke would work so they set it up for him. And laughing would be easy because those two laugh A LOT and wether you hear it for the the first time or 1000th; with the correct delivery, it will make a lot of people laugh. Especially when delivered in a quasi indignant manner.

  • @ottoyu101
    @ottoyu101 6 місяців тому +711

    Max Verstappen on if the race would have been different with no safety car: “If my mom had balls, she’d be my dad.”

    • @lugo1465
      @lugo1465 6 місяців тому +48

      I've came here to watch this video again because of this hahahaha

    • @carmelasicurezza
      @carmelasicurezza 6 місяців тому +5

      we are here for the same reason i see

    • @GeneralKenobi69420
      @GeneralKenobi69420 6 місяців тому +10

      It's 2024, you don't even need balls to be someones dad now

    • @brandonhughes4076
      @brandonhughes4076 6 місяців тому

      If your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle, but she doesn't so she's not

    • @aniksingharoy59
      @aniksingharoy59 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@GeneralKenobi69420😂 hilarious

  • @jacksonwillbert1352
    @jacksonwillbert1352 3 роки тому +5071

    After she mentions ham, the look he give says "Choose your next words carefully"

    • @geoorge1000
      @geoorge1000 3 роки тому +127

      Spoiler, she didn't

    • @hmr1122
      @hmr1122 3 роки тому +4

      Madness?

    • @ekathe85
      @ekathe85 3 роки тому +21

      LOL The righteous indignation in the man's face

    • @thecurrentmoment
      @thecurrentmoment 3 роки тому +6

      @@geoorge1000 I don't know, they seemed carefully calculated to inflict a precise and lethal blow, if you ask me

    • @patriziosartini8439
      @patriziosartini8439 3 роки тому +5

      He already knew where the chat was going to end...

  • @pablogodoy8888
    @pablogodoy8888 4 роки тому +19084

    She mentioned a British Carbonara and he was like
    *"You've mama'd your last'a mia"*

    • @hassanmuhammad757
      @hassanmuhammad757 3 роки тому +54

      Awww beat me to it 😂

    • @ip2489
      @ip2489 3 роки тому +11

      😆

    • @johnlime2610
      @johnlime2610 3 роки тому +42

      Screenshotin this fuckin comment 😂😂😂

    • @andreasantinelli7213
      @andreasantinelli7213 3 роки тому +8

      Wow such a funny and original joke

    • @Mr.Ditkovich.
      @Mr.Ditkovich. 3 роки тому +26

      @@andreasantinelli7213 Pasta pizza mafia forget about it. How is my Italian?

  • @jergarmar
    @jergarmar 2 роки тому +9802

    This guy is a living embodiment of Italy, from how he talks, to his seriousness about food, to his affronted hilarious wit. What a legendary clip.

    • @539ivana
      @539ivana Рік тому +13

      Yeaaaah, tbh, on 24kitchen, where I've seen him, he has never *cooked* a single thing himslef, only promoted and combined some "famous Italian" produce

    • @alessandrom7181
      @alessandrom7181 Рік тому +1

      Yeah like every English has bad theet, protruding ears and a big belly caused by beer. LOL
      What a bunch of crap.
      He's just forcing the character for the brits.

    • @Bolognabeef
      @Bolognabeef Рік тому +41

      @@539ivana he does cook very often in numerous other shows though, don't know what you're trying to say with that

    • @szith
      @szith Рік тому +16

      Even down to the way he dresses. He would fit in in the Jersey Shore lol

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep Рік тому +5

      The hair and t-shirt too

  • @jwoodford84
    @jwoodford84 7 місяців тому +6

    Only a person with true passion for what they create could come up with such a statement

  • @sweetpeaon3
    @sweetpeaon3 2 роки тому +9727

    Everything about this is so perfect. The way he cinematically turns his head in disbelief. The way he is so clearly annoyed even as they are about to die from choking. It's so good

    • @ichbins3441
      @ichbins3441 2 роки тому +123

      When she mentioned ham he immediately expected something horrible by the look on his face. Lmao

    • @sqlevolicious
      @sqlevolicious Рік тому

      Fyi, gino is dumb as dirt. He honestly couldn't figure out if what he said was wrong, didn't make sense, or he was being disrespectful. But he has these rare moments of brilliant quotes that put everyone around him in cry laughter. He's the best part of watching the Gordon Ramsey travel series.

    • @billieerickson2868
      @billieerickson2868 Рік тому +9

      Good thing they stopped choking cause by the looks of his face he wouldn't be delivering the "kiss of life!!!"

    • @dibosh7405
      @dibosh7405 Рік тому +2

      The way the old guy said "I'm glad you're standing there"

    • @DeadWaits
      @DeadWaits Рік тому +1

      She just hid all her laughter though, that was not good

  • @mdz7132
    @mdz7132 4 роки тому +9157

    "Its a different recipe, its got nothing to do with macaroni cheese" that part had me rolling

    • @cascharles3838
      @cascharles3838 4 роки тому +44

      @Stefan Hendriks why so aggressive

    • @mdz7132
      @mdz7132 4 роки тому +14

      @Stefan Hendriks stfu

    • @mdz7132
      @mdz7132 4 роки тому +10

      @Stefan Hendriks no one asked

    • @mdz7132
      @mdz7132 4 роки тому +8

      @Stefan Hendriks did i say whether its true or not all i said is that it was funny so stfu kid

    • @aleksanderblinn4492
      @aleksanderblinn4492 4 роки тому +15

      I love all you pricks

  • @coriolis4761
    @coriolis4761 2 роки тому +5912

    Okay, but Philip's tiny "oh no," that had me rolling before Gino even said anything.

    • @kentinson1670
      @kentinson1670 2 роки тому +353

      It's like he felt the unavoidable rage Gino was about to unleash on Holly

    • @nelsondemiciano
      @nelsondemiciano 2 роки тому +184

      That oh no was like when animals leaves in preparation for a natural disaster. The man knew what was coming to them hahaha

    • @DafaDiziHao
      @DafaDiziHao 2 роки тому +105

      He tried to stop her by saying "oh no" so many times!! but she wouldn't hear no body...hahaha it is like he was trying to stop her but off she went 🤣

    • @Spiderpunkrocks
      @Spiderpunkrocks 2 роки тому +97

      Followed by "well I'm glad your standing there" he just knows what about to go down 😭😂

    • @chinito1752
      @chinito1752 Рік тому +26

      I believe he said I'm glad you're standing there as if to say you are at arms length to be smacked by this angry Italian.

  • @Jeremifuctional
    @Jeremifuctional Рік тому +76

    I swear his expression at 0:07 is just 😂😂😂😂, the level of disbelief in his face right there

    • @liviorocco7817
      @liviorocco7817 7 місяців тому +1

      Reminds me of Samuel Jackson "stares motherfuckely" meme

  • @krosbeltmaster
    @krosbeltmaster 3 роки тому +10760

    0:07 - shock
    0:14 - denial
    0:17 - anger
    0:21 - bargaining
    0:38 - depression
    0:50 - testing
    0:59 - acceptance

    • @isabellagreco97
      @isabellagreco97 3 роки тому +48

      LOL

    • @fuzzymalaga2050
      @fuzzymalaga2050 3 роки тому +177

      masterpiece comment

    • @brandonyouth5241
      @brandonyouth5241 3 роки тому +169

      All 7 levels in less than a minute. Impressive. Normal people would've took almost less than half of their lifetime

    • @TheApolloOrder
      @TheApolloOrder 3 роки тому +6

      Truly a masterpiece comment indeed

    • @abrvalg321
      @abrvalg321 2 роки тому +54

      0:51 - can put a ham at home if you want

  • @peterbombeater3122
    @peterbombeater3122 4 роки тому +13424

    Holly: It's closer to a British Carbonara
    Gino: Peace was never an option.

    • @Straightisthegate
      @Straightisthegate 4 роки тому +9

      Magneto

    • @fergalkidd91
      @fergalkidd91 4 роки тому +10

      Unfunny overused joke spotted

    • @peterbombeater3122
      @peterbombeater3122 4 роки тому +65

      @@fergalkidd91 I don't think you've managed to spot someone who actually gives a fuck. Oh well, better luck next time bucko.

    • @bk2active
      @bk2active 4 роки тому +6

      TheSauerkraut keep searching we need to find an alternate universe we we gave a shit

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 роки тому +1

      TheSauerkraut never seen it and it was pretty funny so I think your opinion is your own

  • @Dendroapsis
    @Dendroapsis 4 роки тому +2485

    The amazing thing about this clip is that it's comedic value does not decrease when you re-watch it!

    • @flopface2237
      @flopface2237 4 роки тому +55

      Sam ive legit sat here and watched it about 8 times

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 4 роки тому +19

      @@flopface2237 Same I got about a dozen viewing before I decided to stop so I could breathe again.

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 4 роки тому +21

      Also, even if the punchline was spoiled in the title, his accent and delivery make it so much better

    • @lightbearer1550
      @lightbearer1550 3 роки тому +3

      No it just gets funnier lol cause the more you watch the more you hear

    • @JoeKaye959
      @JoeKaye959 3 роки тому +4

      I cant stop rewatching it 😂

  • @Mint_Mushroom2976
    @Mint_Mushroom2976 Рік тому +11

    It's beautiful, I've watched this for 5 hours now

  • @aimed92
    @aimed92 4 роки тому +6786

    I love Gino's genuine reaction :
    1. Startle & stare at her
    2. digest the offense while looking at his plate
    3. finds the best answer
    4. lock and load
    and BOOOM !

    • @stefanc4520
      @stefanc4520 3 роки тому +79

      I the in step 3 he was also translating that saying from Italian 🙂

    • @1D.JFanMma
      @1D.JFanMma 3 роки тому +16

      Last step : BOOM ROASTED !!

    • @mariolisa2832
      @mariolisa2832 3 роки тому +35

      His look of genuine disgust at what he was hearing... LOOOOOOOL

    • @FailBanana98
      @FailBanana98 3 роки тому +8

      And the fact that the roast was executed with an Italian accent... Brilliant

    • @w.lester255
      @w.lester255 3 роки тому +3

      This is my favourite comment

  • @derpball4524
    @derpball4524 2 роки тому +4559

    When the video is a minute long and ten years old, you know it's going to be a masterpiece

  • @AJ-xc4nm
    @AJ-xc4nm 4 роки тому +5645

    "It's closer to a British carbonara."
    *Spaghetti time stops*

  • @51farrelli
    @51farrelli Рік тому +6

    Truly among the greatest vid clips of all time...

  • @PrincessAliceManor
    @PrincessAliceManor 3 роки тому +5527

    Almost 11 years later and still the biggest comeback ever recorded in UK History...

    • @Thrill0g
      @Thrill0g 3 роки тому +8

      You may want to check out some of Simon Amstell's work on nevermind the buzzcocks :)

    • @eddiewinehosen6665
      @eddiewinehosen6665 3 роки тому +2

      @@Thrill0g "Or she'd have me killed and make it look like suicide"

    • @Thrill0g
      @Thrill0g 3 роки тому +4

      @@eddiewinehosen6665 "With a motorbike made of jealousy"

    • @TlaIock
      @TlaIock 2 роки тому

      11 years?

    • @valepu86
      @valepu86 2 роки тому +5

      That's a common comeback in italy tho, there's several variations such as "if my granfather had 3 balls he would've been a pinball machine" and my favorite "If NIck pooped he wouldn't have died of constipation"

  • @frankhaula
    @frankhaula 3 роки тому +4352

    I can still taste the coffee coming out of my nose when I watched this live.

    • @АртёмДубравин-ы6у
      @АртёмДубравин-ы6у 3 роки тому +49

      But dude, you were not drinking any coffee that day. You should see a doctor, dude.

    • @katieviolin3621
      @katieviolin3621 3 роки тому +59

      I watched it live too! It was the highlight of my week!

    • @NoIdea68
      @NoIdea68 3 роки тому +16

      A true brit would be drinking tea

    • @NoIdea68
      @NoIdea68 3 роки тому +4

      @@frankhaula Right thought you were british for some reason

    • @jodiejackson3089
      @jodiejackson3089 3 роки тому +35

      I remember too, was standing in my mothers living room, talking to her, only half paying attention... dove for the remote to wind it back ... convinced I had misheard.

  • @terra221
    @terra221 5 років тому +3577

    Never have I heard a phrase spoken with such genuine irritation lmao

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 5 років тому +46

      Reece Gallagher she insulted his shpagett

    • @newbie6377
      @newbie6377 5 років тому +31

      When she said he already gave her a look as if sentencing her to death

    • @Space_Potat
      @Space_Potat 5 років тому +3

      Reece Gallagher 664 likes
      We almost there
      Wait. No. If Darkimoo will be summoned then an army of da girls will as well!

    • @darrens3
      @darrens3 4 роки тому +14

      Italian phrase, retold in English, by an Italian, with a passive aggressive English delivery. Priceless.

  • @mooneepondsmassive7016
    @mooneepondsmassive7016 8 місяців тому +16

    I don't know how many times I've seen this but I still click for a chuckle 😄

  • @mwangiwanjau5368
    @mwangiwanjau5368 4 роки тому +4806

    "It's closer to a British carbonara."
    *Spaghetti music stops*

    • @PeterDivine
      @PeterDivine 3 роки тому +157

      *pizza dough freezes in the air, stops spinning entirely*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +2

      Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r mwa

    • @infamouscha
      @infamouscha 2 роки тому +12

      Spaghetti music 💀

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/v-deo.html
      !!

    • @meettherandom4711
      @meettherandom4711 2 роки тому +1

      💀

  • @albebelt3013
    @albebelt3013 4 роки тому +5174

    We apologize but the expression "british carbonara" can' t be translated in italian.

  • @francescofavro8890
    @francescofavro8890 3 роки тому +6197

    0:10 you can clearly see the moment when he becomes possessed by the spirit of 2000 years of italian cooking

    • @krzy_art_snob
      @krzy_art_snob 3 роки тому +44

      2041 years !

    • @Nikistyler123
      @Nikistyler123 3 роки тому +27

      Such a god coment made me cry

    • @Mrtheunnameable
      @Mrtheunnameable 3 роки тому +12

      Pasta has only existed for like 600 years though

    • @Lagosawee
      @Lagosawee 3 роки тому +4

      In england the translation has another meaning. Basically called him gm a sl*g

    • @mrwizard8545
      @mrwizard8545 3 роки тому +7

      @@Mrtheunnameable bet you’re fun at parties

  • @MazukaBazuka
    @MazukaBazuka 3 місяці тому +7

    The way he says "tell me" as if expecting genuine praise

  • @TheMasterpieceArtist
    @TheMasterpieceArtist 4 роки тому +3063

    this was recorded on the 18th of may 2010
    so today is the 10th anniversary

    • @TheMasterpieceArtist
      @TheMasterpieceArtist 4 роки тому +22

      @@2006Mercury i'll be sure to come back if im not dead

    • @danielmartins4367
      @danielmartins4367 4 роки тому +17

      Same boys! See you in another 10 years!

    • @thehero4gd
      @thehero4gd 4 роки тому +13

      See you in Ten years hopefully lads !

    • @dcg509
      @dcg509 4 роки тому +2

      Congratulations and thank you for the services

    • @aynaasif1766
      @aynaasif1766 4 роки тому +5

      10 years to go. I'm setting a reminder

  • @allisworld1isme
    @allisworld1isme 4 роки тому +5548

    He's Ben Affleck without depression.

  • @josephtoner7355
    @josephtoner7355 3 роки тому +2476

    I honestly think this is one of the greatest moments in TV history

    • @CocacolaBoy83
      @CocacolaBoy83 2 роки тому +13

      with a humorous scatch the picture of Italian and foreign cuisine was made, Italians are attentive to everything, for them food is an art and if you imitate Picasso you cannot say that your picture is like Picasso's.

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 2 роки тому +8

      the comedic timing is honestly perfect. I hope that people in 50 years will appreciate this as much as we do

    • @Craicfox161
      @Craicfox161 2 роки тому

      After the come dine with me guy 😂

    • @NickVaquerano
      @NickVaquerano 2 роки тому +3

      Will Smith and Chris Rock???!

    • @Allen-R
      @Allen-R 2 роки тому

      @@NickVaquerano bruh

  • @ewpeople9344
    @ewpeople9344 Рік тому +14

    This is years ago but still makes me laugh so much! This TRIO is the BEST EVER!

  • @MrDutchy9090
    @MrDutchy9090 2 роки тому +2507

    The wheels spinning in his head (pun intended) trying to translate that rage from Italian to English gets me every time. The absolute calm before the storm

    • @dsdy1205
      @dsdy1205 Рік тому +13

      so his head is a bike?

    • @lujin914
      @lujin914 Рік тому

      ​@@dsdy1205good one

    • @sahilthorawade4545
      @sahilthorawade4545 Рік тому +31

      @@dsdy1205 if his head had wheels, it sure would've been.

    • @zuhayershadmankhan9870
      @zuhayershadmankhan9870 10 місяців тому +2

      That smirk when he thinks in Italian 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JD-po3yl
    @JD-po3yl 5 років тому +7851

    It’s just an Italian phrase. In Albania, we say ‘if my auntie had balls she’d be my uncle’

    • @JD-po3yl
      @JD-po3yl 5 років тому +54

      Funcheon Mc Truncheon Albanian culture is older than Irish

    • @jamesmacoisdealbhaigh9904
      @jamesmacoisdealbhaigh9904 5 років тому +220

      @@JD-po3yl Are you on drugs man? 😂 😂 😂

    • @JD-po3yl
      @JD-po3yl 5 років тому +54

      Funcheon Mc Truncheon ‘celts who migrated from Central Europe around 500BC’

    • @Chiara-kd5qu
      @Chiara-kd5qu 5 років тому +48

      It's not because I'm albanian but albania culture is actually older.

    • @Unknown20241-q
      @Unknown20241-q 5 років тому +8

      I'm Albanian too

  • @cquiroz7874
    @cquiroz7874 4 роки тому +4475

    "British carbonera..."
    *Gino:* "The Blitz was justified"

    • @admiralflynn895
      @admiralflynn895 3 роки тому +12

      😯🤣

    • @tychoman
      @tychoman 3 роки тому +18

      💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @deadchannel443
      @deadchannel443 3 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cquiroz7874
      @cquiroz7874 3 роки тому +3

      @@C.Woodford nope, born in Naples. By the accent, I'd guess he grew up there at least until his teens.

    • @GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc
      @GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc 3 роки тому +5

      @@C.Woodford wtf are you mentally ok? he's literally from Torre Del Greco, Naples

  • @patperno6237
    @patperno6237 Рік тому +15

    This was still one of the best morning talk shows. For whatever reason happened, it's sad. The show will never be the same again.

  • @shad0weee987
    @shad0weee987 3 роки тому +1851

    In Poland we say "If my grandma had an antenna, she would've been a radio" lmao

    • @robertszumiowski589
      @robertszumiowski589 3 роки тому +48

      Gdyby babcia miała wąsy to by była dziadkiem

    • @Lagosawee
      @Lagosawee 3 роки тому +143

      In England calling a girl a bike is negative.Especially if everybody gets to ride it... that's why they were laughing

    • @alliecoan5710
      @alliecoan5710 3 роки тому +9

      That's so funny! My folks here change the bike for a wheelbarrow, but it's funny all the same...

    • @selenkakarli
      @selenkakarli 3 роки тому +27

      if my grandma had a mustache, she would be my grandpa

    • @haticealbayrak2387
      @haticealbayrak2387 3 роки тому +7

      @@robertszumiowski589 we use it in turkey

  • @noni5961
    @noni5961 2 роки тому +3671

    The fact that the crew are laughing makes it even funnier 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @orc001
      @orc001 8 місяців тому +16

      Ah, I get it - because everyone in town rode his Grandma!!

    • @brawlinharry6461
      @brawlinharry6461 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@@orc001 wtf? thats not even funny.
      go and do some profound thinking about your life choices.

    • @BedrockSolid
      @BedrockSolid 4 місяці тому +1

      @@brawlinharry6461 that's literally why everyone thought it was so funny

    • @deennice6035
      @deennice6035 3 місяці тому +10

      @@BedrockSolid That's absolutely not why everyone found it funny tf

    • @JamesBD05
      @JamesBD05 3 місяці тому

      Man you guys are porn addicts; it is in no way a sexual joke

  • @D93-w5q
    @D93-w5q 4 роки тому +5490

    Italians don't joke about when it comes to their food. Lol

    • @pumpkin6429
      @pumpkin6429 4 роки тому +19

      Maybe they should joke more. Food is food, the world isn't gonna end over a little ham. 😊

    • @wv4776
      @wv4776 4 роки тому +223

      Pumpkin when you can’t cook

    • @Ryanlexz
      @Ryanlexz 4 роки тому +14

      @@pumpkin6429 Then it a fake version

    • @pinguinthecowboy8899
      @pinguinthecowboy8899 4 роки тому +181

      Pumpkin food is the most important thing to achieve happiness porco dio

    • @rodrigo53
      @rodrigo53 4 роки тому +4

      Nor their grandmothers

  • @Wesleech
    @Wesleech 8 днів тому +1

    I could be at my mothers funeral and then watch this and still laugh my ass off. Absolute gold.

  • @valouxxx5
    @valouxxx5 6 років тому +9179

    If ma granda moda hada weels she would hava been a bike

    • @donnav786
      @donnav786 5 років тому +75

      Ah I see you speak fluent Italian

    • @orxanmuradl1792
      @orxanmuradl1792 5 років тому +6

      Are you Otto from the movie "A fish called Wanda"?

    • @lela5472
      @lela5472 5 років тому +47

      @Palla di Lardo Yes he does because he's from Naples and they speak like that in Italian too. He also created his business around his accent. I'm Italian and do not categorically speak like that because I'm not from the south of Italy and also because I make sure I don't.

    • @lela5472
      @lela5472 5 років тому +15

      @bob marley I simply never spoke English the way you would expect Italians to speak English. I'm not intentionally changing the way I speak I just don't sound Italian, that's all.

    • @jordanc9282
      @jordanc9282 5 років тому +5

      Nan was a slappa

  • @WereDictionary
    @WereDictionary 3 роки тому +1569

    I love how he was mortally offended of his food being compared with british food
    and at the same time he wasnt prepared for the complete derailment his rebuke caused
    He just assumed it was standard banter, not total fucking annihilation

    • @Zeephon
      @Zeephon 2 роки тому +51

      I know i'm over a year late, but who cares. He assumed it was standard banter cos' in Italy it is.
      The phrase he used(granted he had to adapt it in a way) is a pretty common, although slightly more colourful/playful than usual, way to address someone who's not making any sense.
      Usually your interlocutor isn't supposed to laugh their ass off :D

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision Рік тому +26

      @@Zeephon sure his analogy definitely makes sense and is applicable, but in English it’s just so unexpected and hilarious!

    • @uhnborhn5032
      @uhnborhn5032 Рік тому +14

      It's the unexpectedness of the analogy that lends itself to make her suggestion seem even more rediculous.

    • @barneylaurance1865
      @barneylaurance1865 Рік тому +1

      Nope he was offended at it being compared with an Italian dish - carbonara - that it isn't.

    • @jamesalexander3893
      @jamesalexander3893 Рік тому +6

      @@Zeephon Because you still don't understand what the implication is in English.

  • @qber5852
    @qber5852 5 років тому +1852

    *_IT HAS A NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AH MAC ERONI-CHEESE_*

    • @iknowthetruth4ever800
      @iknowthetruth4ever800 4 роки тому +15

      This is probably my favorite part

    • @Hm-mn3ip
      @Hm-mn3ip 4 роки тому +12

      In italy we say maccheroni ch is pronounced k

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 роки тому +1

      999 likes

    • @shakibishfaq8627
      @shakibishfaq8627 4 роки тому +1

      It's pronounced like that in English as well Alister. Alt spelling is macaroni.

    • @Hm-mn3ip
      @Hm-mn3ip 4 роки тому +2

      @@shakibishfaq8627 I've never heard an English guy say maccheroni instead of macaroni

  • @charlesbryantbantolio3297
    @charlesbryantbantolio3297 Рік тому +6

    13 years ago and still cracks me up

  • @CoinOfFaith
    @CoinOfFaith 3 роки тому +2141

    Love the way he stabs the pasta while he gains his composure.

    • @mmgg1671
      @mmgg1671 3 роки тому +5

      Hahahaha

    • @JLEC2005
      @JLEC2005 3 роки тому +56

      Full of the exaggerated swagger of a white Italian male

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/v-deo.html
      !!!!.

    • @ghostshipone
      @ghostshipone 2 роки тому +4

      @@JLEC2005 white? Do yellow Italians have no swagger?

    • @JLEC2005
      @JLEC2005 2 роки тому

      @@ghostshipone shush

  • @user-eq6jp2xd8d
    @user-eq6jp2xd8d 5 років тому +4283

    That joke is so Mediterranean, Italian, Greek and I think Spanish people say it. In English, it sounds so foreign 😂

    • @alfonsomoro9697
      @alfonsomoro9697 5 років тому +142

      In spanish is identical to italian saying, i assure you.

    • @BudderB0y2222
      @BudderB0y2222 5 років тому +121

      Molag Bal Lmao what where? Tf no one has ever heard this expression in their life

    • @markf5220
      @markf5220 4 роки тому +31

      @@BudderB0y2222 It's said a lot in Ireland by older people

    • @yma0evelyn
      @yma0evelyn 4 роки тому +44

      I am English and I think it was a totally valid thing to say. Never heard of it before but it's a totally valid remark, I didn't find it as funny as them but I did giggle at the irony, because Holly did sound fucking stupid when she opened her mouth.
      I have heard people call others the town bike ect but firstly when someone says bike I think of two wheels and a frame. Mainly because I'm not a school child.

    • @ianrubimbura1910
      @ianrubimbura1910 4 роки тому +28

      Ever heard of "if wishes were horses, beggars would ride" ?? Its a totally English saying

  • @mrrota3512
    @mrrota3512 2 роки тому +963

    The way he pauses and looks all discouraged and then says that line. This will forever be a masterpiece. 😂

    • @YoungbloodEric
      @YoungbloodEric 11 місяців тому +11

      The short moment to translate a none standard sentence happens to be the perfect time for comedic punchlines

    • @APRENDERDESENHANDO
      @APRENDERDESENHANDO 4 місяці тому

      @@YoungbloodEric In that short moment Gino experienced all the stages of grief: shock, denial, acceptance ad finally anger 😄

  • @Fanta....
    @Fanta.... 10 місяців тому +3

    God damn this is the best video to return to. never fails to lift my spirits.

  • @milesmacdonald7867
    @milesmacdonald7867 4 роки тому +551

    Gino's genuine expression of shock at the suggestion of adding ham is absolute classic, you couldn't act this.

  • @limmeh7881
    @limmeh7881 4 роки тому +1657

    Moral of the story: tread carefully when talking about food with an Italian.

    • @ChewbaccaOnDrugs1130
      @ChewbaccaOnDrugs1130 4 роки тому +31

      *when you're criticizing an Italians cooking

    • @fib1478
      @fib1478 4 роки тому +1

      Joey Tribbiani agrees with you

    • @ancientfuture9690
      @ancientfuture9690 4 роки тому +33

      Especially when comparing to the travesty that is English cuisine.

    • @twinvader
      @twinvader 4 роки тому

      What are the dishes that come to mind when you think English cuisine?

    • @JimBalter
      @JimBalter 4 роки тому +2

      The moral is--don't be so stupid as to say a dish is like a British carbonara when they have *nothing* in common, so adding ham to it won't turn it into one.

  • @danieleandreatti1690
    @danieleandreatti1690 6 років тому +3587

    That’s not a joke... that’s a literal translation from an Italian saying... we really use that in Italian when somebody says “if” followed by some nonsense

    • @johnsmith-mk3zq
      @johnsmith-mk3zq 6 років тому +65

      Agree us brits are so ignorant

    • @danieleandreatti1690
      @danieleandreatti1690 6 років тому +26

      can't argue with that....

    • @ЭстебанПантера
      @ЭстебанПантера 5 років тому +200

      @@johnsmith-mk3zq I personally don't think brits are ignorant. Lived in the UK 14 years. I think you just have your own unique culture that people from other countries wouldn't know. This situation in this show is actually why I like Europeans of different nations meet each other. There is so much laughter and funny situations. Brits pull cool jokes as well.

    • @Kloppsserialbottlers
      @Kloppsserialbottlers 5 років тому +169

      To call someone a bike in England is to call someone a slut as in everyone is riding her like a bike. I imagine thats what they were laughing at

    • @andreafranco5551
      @andreafranco5551 5 років тому +21

      It's still a joke

  • @pit655420
    @pit655420 Рік тому +23

    That "stop it" gets me everytime

  • @l0os176
    @l0os176 4 роки тому +329

    I love how Gino shows mercy at the end by saying "You plebs at home can add ham if you want to."

    • @HAbarneyWK
      @HAbarneyWK 2 роки тому +6

      "You can put ham at home if you want, eeh...", is what he said.

  • @sctncl
    @sctncl 6 років тому +13326

    Onions

    • @DannyB2002
      @DannyB2002 6 років тому +21

      S N haha your funny 😑😑

    • @DannyB2002
      @DannyB2002 6 років тому +1

      S N I’m sorry what?

    • @DannyB2002
      @DannyB2002 6 років тому +1

      S N ok?

    • @mauriziofranco6120
      @mauriziofranco6120 6 років тому +195

      In Italy every dish is sacred, we just get out of mind when someone try to make his own version of an Italian recipe... I know it's stupid, but we are very jealous about it

    • @KY-xo9yt
      @KY-xo9yt 6 років тому +116

      The Italians who visit must be constantly in disgust of British cuisine.

  • @SteedHiggins
    @SteedHiggins 7 років тому +1654

    Gino is perfect here. He smiles to himself at 0'13", pauses, then delivers the line.

    • @damxcv
      @damxcv 5 років тому +15

      You're not good at reading people

    • @adonaiyah2196
      @adonaiyah2196 5 років тому +41

      How old and unaquanted with youtube does one have to be that you writes 0:13 as though it were regarding feet and inches

    • @gf1006
      @gf1006 5 років тому +9

      He was trying to find the translation

    • @paolocarl.8205
      @paolocarl.8205 5 років тому +3

      adonai yah ' and " are also used for minutes and seconds

    • @paolocarl.8205
      @paolocarl.8205 5 років тому +2

      or angle degree even

  • @luisrodriguez5246
    @luisrodriguez5246 3 місяці тому +4

    2024 and still one of my favorite videos.

  • @kh7688
    @kh7688 5 років тому +2049

    This has got to be the greatest response to stupidity ever.

    • @kh7688
      @kh7688 4 роки тому +1

      @Brian O'Ciáily I have no idea lol. But I appreciate you acknowledging it.

    • @JimBalter
      @JimBalter 4 роки тому +33

      Most people here are too stupid to understand what the stupidity consists of--they think that it's the suggestion of adding ham to the dish, when in fact it's that the dish has no similarity to a British carbonara, so adding ham to it won't turn it into one, any more than adding wheels to your grandmother will turn her into a bicycle.

    • @francescoalexgiacalone878
      @francescoalexgiacalone878 4 роки тому +8

      It's a really popular response in Italy

    • @yaderlopezolivas164
      @yaderlopezolivas164 4 роки тому +19

      @@JimBalter Imagine calling people stupid just because they are not familiar with one recipe.

    • @JimBalter
      @JimBalter 4 роки тому +6

      @@yaderlopezolivas164 That's not why I called them stupid, you cretin. But in fact anyone can google "British carbonara" to find out what that dish is, and people who didn't know what it is and failed to do that before commenting are in fact stupid.

  • @fpsserbia6570
    @fpsserbia6570 4 роки тому +2402

    0:14 this is the moment he started to translate joke in his head 😂😂😂😂 he is a legend

    • @louisdnd934
      @louisdnd934 4 роки тому +219

      He took his time before unleashing it 😂😂 Love it

    • @ilustrado7291
      @ilustrado7291 4 роки тому +33

      HAHAHAHAHHAAH.. I SAW THAT

    • @giuliomorleo8194
      @giuliomorleo8194 4 роки тому +27

      Se mia nonna avesse avuto le ruote sarebbe una bicicletta.

    • @novatek443
      @novatek443 4 роки тому +6

      Da me è "Se avessimo le ruote, saremmo delle carriole"

    • @Mic-yi5it
      @Mic-yi5it 4 роки тому +3

      @@novatek443 Da me è "Se mio nonno avesse le ruote sarebbe un bel carretto"

  • @francescoromano2049
    @francescoromano2049 4 роки тому +2572

    In south italy is far more vulgar, it goes something like “If grandpa had 3 balls he would’ve been a flipper”

    • @mariorieti7409
      @mariorieti7409 4 роки тому +232

      "Flipper" in inglese è la pinna dei delfini o per i piedi.
      Il "flipper" che intendiamo noi va tradotto con "pinball machine"

    • @fefazolin
      @fefazolin 4 роки тому +36

      Thats so funny man hahahahaha but what's the meaning / use for this sentence? You use when someone says some kind of bullshit or ?

    • @niccolofiorelli4725
      @niccolofiorelli4725 4 роки тому +214

      You say that when someone makes a useless comparison or hypothesis like: "If only I was born rich, I would live better for sure"
      You don't know what would have happened in that situation, and you will never know

    • @idontreallylikelongnames
      @idontreallylikelongnames 4 роки тому +212

      In Russian it's more prosaic "if a grandmother had balls she would've been a grandfather"

    • @NeapolitanNegus
      @NeapolitanNegus 4 роки тому +14

      Gino is from South Italy lol

  • @kalymnos0410
    @kalymnos0410 6 місяців тому +58

    Here after Max’s “If my mom had balls…”

  • @Gallade400
    @Gallade400 2 роки тому +86

    He doesn't always speak fluent english, but when he does, it's one of the most glorious moments in internet history.

  • @wisdom-for-life
    @wisdom-for-life 4 роки тому +5616

    I love these 10 year old videos UA-cam keeps recommending!!!

    • @michaelchallis4129
      @michaelchallis4129 3 роки тому +5

      You love what?

    • @wisdom-for-life
      @wisdom-for-life 3 роки тому +1

      @@michaelchallis4129 Sorry, my crap grammar. edited.. videos*

    • @YouPrincipal
      @YouPrincipal 3 роки тому +4

      @@wisdom-for-life Wait, did you originally say you love 10 year olds?

    • @wisdom-for-life
      @wisdom-for-life 3 роки тому

      @@YouPrincipal lol.. 10 year old videos like this one dated 2010... uh yea, that's a pretty bad typo.. lol...
      It's like that time Michael Scott signed up for a dating app and chose a very unfortunate user name.. I'm sure some of you know it!

    • @monsieurboks
      @monsieurboks 3 роки тому +5

      The thought of 2010 being a decade ago is fucking terrifying.

  • @seanno9744
    @seanno9744 2 роки тому +710

    I love how at the end he lets up and says you can add ham if you want, just proves that he’s a good guy

    • @sobe9ograff
      @sobe9ograff 2 роки тому +108

      i think he was tyring to say "i mean you can add ham to this dish at home if you want, but that certainly does not make it a carbonara!"

    • @kelownatechkid
      @kelownatechkid 2 роки тому +17

      That's the best part LOL he's like yeah sure you can do it if you want...

    • @cindye5285
      @cindye5285 Рік тому +8

      yeah, but the disgusted side eye he gives her after he says it. It oozes Italian sarcasm.

    • @thehangedman6690
      @thehangedman6690 Рік тому +7

      The point is anybody can eat anything with pasta if they want, just don't call it carbonara if you're using cream and ham. I'm Polish and it hurts my head when Americans put cottage cheese or yellow cheese and call it pierogi ruskie. So I am completely understanding of Italians here. You can also stuff pierogi with anything you like, just don't mislabel it.

  • @lakshminarayanan8832
    @lakshminarayanan8832 6 місяців тому +94

    "If my mom had balls, she would be my dad" is the new "If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike"

    • @Upthereds777
      @Upthereds777 6 місяців тому +17

      Please don’t put the two together, the balls/dad one is far less funny.

    • @mybru1
      @mybru1 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Upthereds777😂😂😂😂 stop crying lulu twat

  • @alessandram9367
    @alessandram9367 6 років тому +1908

    TRUE ITALIAN HERO

    • @fredcapp40
      @fredcapp40 5 років тому +4

      Alessandra M no one’s heard of him in Italy, just an idiot and an embarrassment

    • @AshaNimo1
      @AshaNimo1 5 років тому +1

      Not really

    • @tynchytemper9618
      @tynchytemper9618 5 років тому +6

      He's a Yorkshire man

    • @TheMOSE3000
      @TheMOSE3000 5 років тому

      Wonderful chef and funny man

    • @daviddacus8168
      @daviddacus8168 5 років тому

      Alessandra M both of them r ich ehhyats

  • @Ivbo
    @Ivbo 5 років тому +806

    When the guys behind the camera start laughing you know it’s funny

  • @brianwalters8641
    @brianwalters8641 3 роки тому +852

    "It's closer to a British carbonara."
    "...why do I hear boss music?"

    • @w.lester255
      @w.lester255 3 роки тому

      🤣

    • @thebluedragon07
      @thebluedragon07 3 роки тому +6

      And his grandmother came rolling in as a bike.

    • @Vexius
      @Vexius 3 роки тому +1

      FUCK IM DEAD. I thought the video killed me… nah this comment did!

    • @AlmostLakai94
      @AlmostLakai94 2 роки тому

      The silence before the comeback reminds me of Radahn's meteor attack from Elden Ring 😂

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/v-deo.html
      !!!!.

  • @Wackaz
    @Wackaz 10 місяців тому +10

    Man, I miss this era of Britain so much.

  • @MarcoTatta
    @MarcoTatta 3 роки тому +1316

    The Roman version is “if my grandpa had three balls he would be a pinball”

    • @fraluhp
      @fraluhp 3 роки тому +44

      Pinball! Solo in Italia si chiama flipper

    • @MarcoTatta
      @MarcoTatta 3 роки тому +7

      @@fraluhp ah si c’hai ragione!

    • @ivanjelenic5627
      @ivanjelenic5627 3 роки тому +2

      @@fraluhp in croatia too

    • @jorged06
      @jorged06 3 роки тому +6

      @@fraluhp also in Argentina

    • @innosanto
      @innosanto 3 роки тому +16

      The Greek is if my grandma had wheels she would be a skate.
      And the answer we say if they say that is
      If my, grandma had balls she would be my grandfather

  • @ManuPro3
    @ManuPro3 4 роки тому +3464

    There is a similar thing also for the grandpa that we Italian say.
    “If my grandfather had 3 testicles he would have been a pinball machine”
    Obviously in Italian sound better

    • @anubis_9939
      @anubis_9939 4 роки тому +219

      se mio nonno aveva 3 palle era un flipper ahahahah però dovevi scrivere "balls"

    • @lorenzobarbato4558
      @lorenzobarbato4558 4 роки тому +6

      Questo mi mancava!

    • @hazy-skies2630
      @hazy-skies2630 4 роки тому +43

      Also the sentence of the grandmother is used in Italy, actually its like a cleaner version 😂😂

    • @treqwiploi9085
      @treqwiploi9085 4 роки тому +46

      Ip uso: se mio nonno avesse le ruote sarebbe una carriola

    • @treqwiploi9085
      @treqwiploi9085 4 роки тому +14

      Anche se non ha molto senso perché le carriole hanno una ruota sola ma ok

  • @KazMoneyMusic
    @KazMoneyMusic 3 роки тому +715

    The single greatest moment in tv history. My Italian mom agrees with him.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 2 роки тому +36

      I really don't think you get why they are laughing so hard they are choking on it.
      Bike is also a slang term for someone who sleeps around a lot.
      ie she's the village bike.
      So using that word to describe his own grandmother is just painfully funny.

    • @KazMoneyMusic
      @KazMoneyMusic 2 роки тому +18

      @@mnomadvfx thanks! I honestly had a no clue haha even better!

    • @nickj12
      @nickj12 8 місяців тому +1

      I honestly don’t think there was anything sexual about it, despite the fact that in the US and England, the insult “the town bicycle” refers to a promiscuous woman. I honestly think they took the analogy for what it is: a ridiculous comparison between two things that don’t remotely go together. That’s how the Italian chef felt about her comment, hence why he made an equally ridiculous comparison. I think people are looking to make his comment vulgar and that’s just unnecessary. It’s funny as is without giving additional meaning to it.

  • @Bhizzz
    @Bhizzz Рік тому +38

    Love how the entire studio laughing their asses off while the old man is fighting for his life 😂 even ramsay dont wanna mess with chef gino

  • @epicyoung
    @epicyoung 5 років тому +809

    He smiled at 0:13 because he was going to say "If my grandmother had balls, she'd be my grandfather." Then he remembered he was on TV.

    • @zaqwsx23
      @zaqwsx23 5 років тому +16

      @@Malabrace "Flipper" is "pinball" in English.

    • @Sgro81
      @Sgro81 4 роки тому

      In Italy we usually say that one with the wheels, or another one "If my grandmother had wings she'd be an airplane". He did not censor himself.

  • @henrymoore3905
    @henrymoore3905 3 роки тому +639

    It’s closer to a British carbonara
    Gino: and I took that personally

  • @bamcki991
    @bamcki991 4 роки тому +602

    I love how everyone, EVERYONE in the studio started laughing

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +1

      I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on UA-cam. I already make a lot of money on UA-cam. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, bM

  • @ashervirin9698
    @ashervirin9698 Рік тому +7

    This is and will always be the best thing to ever happen on this show

  • @Bergen98
    @Bergen98 3 роки тому +342

    The way Phil was really begging Holy to stop so that Gino would not go on the killing spree