Buckle up (The Bazaar)

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  • Опубліковано 3 січ 2025

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  • @suakeli
    @suakeli 5 днів тому +501

    There's nothing as permanent as a temporary shelter

    • @GoblinGold-l5w
      @GoblinGold-l5w 5 днів тому +16

      You have to upgrade it because it scales

    • @ladamedesaraignees1764
      @ladamedesaraignees1764 5 днів тому +29

      It's permanent when you're the motherfucking Lord of Chocolate

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 4 дні тому +10

      NL should become a Swiss mountaineer with how much chocolate he buys

    • @wikem123
      @wikem123 4 дні тому +1

      +2

  • @SeventeenthSquid
    @SeventeenthSquid 5 днів тому +641

    25 minute video? I'm sure everything is gonna go great!

  • @slientkillli7433
    @slientkillli7433 5 днів тому +293

    I don't know how but he managed to get 9 more wins in just 10 minutes.

  • @ashceffy
    @ashceffy 5 днів тому +191

    3:01 he can’t stop glazing the bottle ship even when it’s on the other team my god

  • @duncanw3861
    @duncanw3861 5 днів тому +143

    >four days of consecutive losses
    >this build needs some juice so it can pop
    >gumballs
    >chocolate
    >monster loot
    >curio
    please i’m going insane i can’t take much more of this

    • @BenCox-sj6dx
      @BenCox-sj6dx 4 дні тому +17

      No you dont understand, getting 3 damage and 150 max health is too important to pass up for getting actual good items

    • @grimmparagon427
      @grimmparagon427 4 дні тому +4

      i dunno why he's afraid of looking for other builds or better items, he just finds an early item and giga buffs it

    • @jonasjensen9281
      @jonasjensen9281 4 дні тому +3

      dont forget the mandatory slow item

  • @derpaboopderp1286
    @derpaboopderp1286 5 днів тому +114

    Idk how much more crows nest cutlass i can handle

  • @zairnator6410
    @zairnator6410 5 днів тому +235

    “Crit chance of 9” famous last words

    • @ninteythree93
      @ninteythree93 5 днів тому +16

      fun fact: Lee Harvey Oswald hit the 9% crit

    • @eduardog3000
      @eduardog3000 5 днів тому +15

      "What are you gonna do, crit me?"

  • @srenkristiansen2793
    @srenkristiansen2793 5 днів тому +61

    "We need to find some better items" proceeds to pick chocolate bars and monster loot. Truly a bald play.

  • @sonicx764
    @sonicx764 5 днів тому +120

    5:20 never laughed so much form a bazaar match , comedy gold

    • @ElderSivart
      @ElderSivart 5 днів тому +23

      I like to think if he hadn't checked the crit chance it wouldn't have happened

  • @ValiantSkies
    @ValiantSkies 5 днів тому +77

    5:20 NL took that sniper shot IRL.

    • @roostangarar
      @roostangarar 5 днів тому +2

      Back to the left, just like the classics

  • @Djtu75
    @Djtu75 5 днів тому +46

    The definition of insanity is running the same silencer crow's nest build over and over expecting a different result.
    Lol, Keep up the good work!

    • @dr4gonbl4z3r
      @dr4gonbl4z3r 5 днів тому +7

      It's genuinely probably the best build against Dooleys, but NL REALLY prioritizes some items instead of embracing the glass cannon.

    • @Jude-yk9uc
      @Jude-yk9uc 4 дні тому

      @@dr4gonbl4z3rnah no shot. Treb has wayyyy higher burst

  • @rileybraveheart2888
    @rileybraveheart2888 5 днів тому +56

    Got to love that he gets the "Large items add 10/15 damage to adjacent weapons when used" and then puts a Neural Toxin in between the large item and weapon ICANT
    ...AND THEN HE PUTS A BUCKLE IN BETWEEN THEM

    • @swakner
      @swakner 5 днів тому +1

      yeah I saw that, and he never noticed. sometimes he notices those things after a bit or after losing but he never noticed that issue.

    • @angealreaper5600
      @angealreaper5600 5 днів тому +5

      If it helps you, it would not have changed anything...building everything around 1 burning cutlass is really weak.

    • @burning0951
      @burning0951 4 дні тому

      ​@@angealreaper5600 if he got haste then it can pop, sadly hes chocolate and gumball pilled

    • @aidantaylor3324
      @aidantaylor3324 4 дні тому +3

      ​@angealreaper5600 It's actually a very good build right now. It gets double crit, which means 4x damage and burn and it kills dooley faster than most of the lizard or ray builds that are everywhere can kill you

    • @funicio
      @funicio 4 дні тому

      @@aidantaylor3324 Double crit applies only to the extra damage on the hit, for total 3x (not 4x damage), and it does not apply to the burn. Burn can still get the crit effect to get double burn though.

  • @00Krohnos
    @00Krohnos 5 днів тому +228

    We're mindless automatons, of course we can't create original comments

    • @edensfrost
      @edensfrost 5 днів тому +20

      i paint the red😊

    • @Teaguegrant
      @Teaguegrant 5 днів тому

      Ha

    • @donkeykong315
      @donkeykong315 5 днів тому +8

      and I’m LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT, JERRY

    • @zmeiritorukuno
      @zmeiritorukuno 5 днів тому +2

      I am my ship's paint, but I don't use red

    • @Urpog1
      @Urpog1 5 днів тому +1

      BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

  • @NathanielLawrence413
    @NathanielLawrence413 5 днів тому +61

    It is crazy that they cut pufferfish and kept monitor lizard.

    • @CelestialGenesis
      @CelestialGenesis 5 днів тому +3

      i could see why people think theyre tryna force people to buy Dooley to make more money when they do something like that. My buddy caved and bought Dooley because of it

    • @forsaken696
      @forsaken696 5 днів тому +1

      Christmas

    • @bumgop
      @bumgop 5 днів тому +28

      @@CelestialGenesis that is mental illness. the game isnt even out yet. half of the players paid $30+ for a free game and got enough gems to get each character for free. its literally as simple as them releasing a bad patch before a big holiday, making it difficult for them to fix the issues with the patch. they broke the unspoken software dev rule of not releasing a big update on a friday (in this case, before sending their employees on vacation for the holidays)

    • @CelestialGenesis
      @CelestialGenesis 5 днів тому +1

      @@bumgop i wouldn't say buying content to enjoy a game more is a mental illness lmao. That's a reach and a half

    • @bumgop
      @bumgop 5 днів тому +21

      @CelestialGenesis no, the belief that an indie game company releasing their first project meticulously planned the timeline for the patches so that they could purposely release a broken patch before a long holiday vacation, making the gameplay experience worse for most players, in the hopes that the 50% of their playerbase that got the free code from their friends would spend a bit of extra money to get a single character is what i was referring to as mental illness.

  • @revoidance
    @revoidance 5 днів тому +46

    “a heck of a go” yeah… a heck of a go at crow’s nest single weapon

  • @rz6711
    @rz6711 5 днів тому +10

    I've committed your name to memory
    What a horrifying statement

  • @blockbleak8040
    @blockbleak8040 5 днів тому +27

    Still hoping the friend build can have their day.

    • @sjiorn562
      @sjiorn562 5 днів тому +7

      Or the wide board small weapons build surely

    • @sd6471
      @sd6471 5 днів тому +18

      Or the starting shop with one weapon that he sees and goes, if we can get a crow’s nest

  • @chaosredemption7409
    @chaosredemption7409 5 днів тому +18

    We haven't been live for 5 minutes yet and I can already tell the comments section is going to be worth the rewatch just to see what happens here.

  • @alexjporte
    @alexjporte 5 днів тому +7

    the duality of man: the optimism of the first five minutes then looking at the video length.

  • @aspenlog7484
    @aspenlog7484 5 днів тому +14

    whats bizarre is why im watching

  • @CssHDmonster
    @CssHDmonster 5 днів тому +18

    i wonder if this is a single weapon crows nest build with cloak

  • @siwone532
    @siwone532 5 днів тому +65

    Golden rifle so early with a grindstone to give it 5 more dps every 3 seconds. What's with the obsession to the cutlass. He even recognizes it on the video he needs haste for the cutlass. Rifle doesn't need haste as much.

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 4 дні тому +6

      NL is a hysteresis Andy, if an item popped off recently, he overvalues it a lot the next few runs.

    • @OnlyBadPuns
      @OnlyBadPuns 4 дні тому +6

      Fiery cutlass is way better than rifle. The rifle being gold does not matter at all

    • @mattoleary811
      @mattoleary811 4 дні тому

      @@OnlyBadPuns Its only better if he can get it hasted

    • @OnlyBadPuns
      @OnlyBadPuns 4 дні тому +3

      @@mattoleary811 not true at all. Just the burn he was stacking from it was doing more dps than the rifle would've been doing

    • @grayle2718
      @grayle2718 21 хвилина тому

      Rifle ia genuinely awful, he made the right call. Low consistent damage with no DOT is worthless in this patch

  • @krd24551
    @krd24551 5 днів тому +16

    We are in the anti-variety era, bro is a full-on Bazaar streamer.
    And I'm loving every minute of it, Jerry.

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 4 дні тому +1

      Cycles, busts and booms, buddy. We just left the hyper variety era.

  • @Subsistence69
    @Subsistence69 5 днів тому +13

    Could this be the beginning of an NL renaissance? Where he’ll read descriptions and try new items and synergies?

    • @Poptartsareravioli1
      @Poptartsareravioli1 5 днів тому +11

      Its NL cmon

    • @angealreaper5600
      @angealreaper5600 5 днів тому +5

      Never gonna happen, prepare for a lot of crows nest silencer runs with just 1 lighthitting weapon

    • @Subsistence69
      @Subsistence69 3 дні тому

      @@Poptartsareravioli1 coping hard

  • @Kenraali11
    @Kenraali11 5 днів тому +7

    WAITER! THE USUAL PLEASE!

  • @sirthursday6159
    @sirthursday6159 5 днів тому +5

    19:35 NL hates winning (skips cinders)

  • @missingknown
    @missingknown 5 днів тому +16

    Haven't even watched it yet, but I'm guessing a single weapon build
    AND I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT JERRY

  • @genieinthepot2455
    @genieinthepot2455 5 днів тому +13

    That submarine in the same shop as the crows nest had to have been the better line right? He had the 40% crit on large items skill and giga shield synergy with the temp shelter.
    He likes the submarine as well so it suprised me to see NL not even consider it so I might be missing something.

    • @OnlyBadPuns
      @OnlyBadPuns 4 дні тому +4

      It might've been a decent line. Sub isn't that good in general right now but having 20% crit for it already at that point and the grindstone make it a possible option. It's not really "shield synergy" with the temp shelter though they just both give shield

    • @genieinthepot2455
      @genieinthepot2455 4 дні тому

      @OnlyBadPuns woops. Was mixing up the subs ability with the spiky shield "do dmg equal to your shield". Sub is actually like the opposite lol

  • @graysonbellas7366
    @graysonbellas7366 5 днів тому +6

    NL really just reposted the same bazaar video for the past week and thought we wouldn’t notice

  • @williammitchell6254
    @williammitchell6254 5 днів тому +8

    Thanks for the hit, needed my fix.

  • @sleepfailure3914
    @sleepfailure3914 5 днів тому +15

    I’ve been putting a lot of thought into this and I’m really starting to think that NL might be the goated white boy

  • @Rex-ik9hf
    @Rex-ik9hf 5 днів тому +12

    5:20 he was shot in real life

  • @Kevin-zt1ne
    @Kevin-zt1ne 5 днів тому +5

    Planks? We walk them
    Ships? Paint them (red - paint)
    All? Cannons (no ball)
    How bazaar the comments have become

  • @garrettjones494
    @garrettjones494 5 днів тому +8

    13 bazaar videos in a row and not one person complaining!

  • @jackdiseker3467
    @jackdiseker3467 5 днів тому +1

    8:20 I know he does it earlier in the video, but him selling the extract without putting the poison item on the board Type A'ed me like a fucking atom bomb.

  • @mcgoo721
    @mcgoo721 День тому

    Good thing we upgraded the temporary shelter so much! Really tied the build together.

  • @MagisterMagnificum
    @MagisterMagnificum 4 дні тому +1

    Saying "Crit chance of nine" out loud made it a guaranteed crit...

  • @joekaczowski1822
    @joekaczowski1822 5 днів тому +2

    woke up with right arm paralyzed. came back when NL posted.

  • @Sw33tR0llThief
    @Sw33tR0llThief 5 днів тому

    I see a buckle in the thumbnail and a 25 minute length, this one is gunna be a banger

  • @G33KST4R
    @G33KST4R 5 днів тому +2

    5:19 - Vanessa sends her regards

  • @youseeIkick
    @youseeIkick 5 днів тому +6

    I've never played that game but cant the grindstone go over the silencer since its not a weapon? I don't know if I should be type A'ing rn smh

    • @Kalslice
      @Kalslice 5 днів тому +5

      Grindstone and silencer both only give their damage buffs to a weapon placed directly adjacent on their left, but the silencer gives its cooldown reduction no matter where it’s placed

    • @Robzooo7
      @Robzooo7 5 днів тому +1

      ​@@Kalslice
      Grindstone doesnt say adjacent just to the left can it really not be placed after silencer?

    • @iang0th
      @iang0th 5 днів тому +1

      @@Robzooo7 It's bad wording. It really has to be adjacent, even though it doesn't say that.

  • @benlavine6259
    @benlavine6259 5 днів тому +3

    16:04 thats......... why i'm here

  • @kodythornton2452
    @kodythornton2452 5 днів тому +1

    Oh course we start the new bazaar video 30 sevonds after it launches we bazaar guys

  • @gregparchem6042
    @gregparchem6042 5 днів тому +3

    Here early asking if we plan on finishing out the slay the spire series

  • @PaintingStallion
    @PaintingStallion 5 днів тому

    Honestly this start wasn’t bad the early opponents were just cracked

  • @zacharygrouwinkel1534
    @zacharygrouwinkel1534 5 днів тому +3

    Was really hoping this was a 0 piece given the time

  • @RobotnikPlngas
    @RobotnikPlngas 4 дні тому

    25 min video? This can only mean one thing... DUELYYYYY

  • @bobbydeclown8430
    @bobbydeclown8430 5 днів тому +2

    choosing silencer over grindstone hurts

  • @Krankidor334
    @Krankidor334 4 дні тому

    Dance with the one who brought you guys when they see a bronze flaming cutlass

  • @kokosan09
    @kokosan09 3 дні тому

    "crit chance of 9" famous last words 😂

  • @color2550
    @color2550 5 днів тому +1

    "Buckle up buddy" I can hear his voice say that in my head

  • @xXlizamaXx
    @xXlizamaXx 5 днів тому +1

    This is the kind of video that makes me want to buy the game to see if I can do a better job than him

  • @ZeketheZealot
    @ZeketheZealot 5 днів тому

    This is the single strongest build that has gone absolutely nowhere

  • @turkleton456
    @turkleton456 4 дні тому

    Hes become so crows nest pilled he actually thinks can only have one weapon on the board. Deciding between the cutlass and rifle was type A chatters nightmare, especially when he has two items that buff a weapon

    • @davidballantyne4492
      @davidballantyne4492 4 дні тому +1

      well, he'd need some way to reload the rifle or it'd only shoot once if it's not the only weapon.

  • @johngleeman8347
    @johngleeman8347 3 дні тому

    I was surprised Baron Egg didn't run Pimp Cane with how much health he was stacking. XD

  • @koriduu
    @koriduu 4 дні тому

    When the regen ring could have been at 9 poison if his brain wasn't so hard focused on a silencer doing nothing on the board.

  • @derdrakkar
    @derdrakkar 5 днів тому +2

    I paint my Jaballians red and they are not pacifists...

  • @eddiefire8423
    @eddiefire8423 5 днів тому +7

    My back hurts :(

    • @xander6357
      @xander6357 5 днів тому

      Sorry

    • @JL-mf6vy
      @JL-mf6vy 5 днів тому

      Take some ibuprofen my man

    • @eddiefire8423
      @eddiefire8423 5 днів тому

      @@JL-mf6vy I don't like to deal with narcotics my good sir.

  • @mrmr3141
    @mrmr3141 День тому

    Am i losing it or was grindstone with the multicast squid something worth considering?

  • @pancakesarebetter
    @pancakesarebetter 3 дні тому

    Bro talks about how the burn is starting to pop and then immediately sells all burn items lol

  • @Anthony-nt2bb
    @Anthony-nt2bb 5 днів тому

    25 minutes, must be a speedrun

  • @monkaeyes
    @monkaeyes 5 днів тому

    Bro got sniped through the damn screen 😂

  • @Stinkbug_Ab
    @Stinkbug_Ab 5 днів тому

    Rip that dooley ending

  • @kaik168
    @kaik168 5 днів тому +1

    I paint my pants brown...

  • @enumthunder
    @enumthunder 5 днів тому

    Lfg more bazaar content i love it

  • @lumpwurtroot
    @lumpwurtroot 4 дні тому

    We gonna hear him badmouth dooleys for at least 2 more weeks before we see the first time he played the game he picked dooley
    And won without cutlass

  • @pepsicorp-se
    @pepsicorp-se 5 днів тому +4

    I ship my paint red... but I paint don't use ...

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 4 дні тому

      All ball, no cannon

    • @johngleeman8347
      @johngleeman8347 3 дні тому

      Are pacifists... all not Jabalians?

  • @alex__9001
    @alex__9001 5 днів тому

    Buckle? No thanks I don’t need max health

  • @cybercobra2
    @cybercobra2 4 дні тому

    putting in the silencer over the grindstone kinda crazy to me ngl

  • @carnifex423
    @carnifex423 5 днів тому +1

    Wait, it’s all The Bazaar?

  • @themodernshoe2466
    @themodernshoe2466 5 днів тому +1

    NL I think you sink too many opportunities on buy/sell scaling. Chocolates for temporary shelter were good this run up to a point but mid/late game I think you would have been better off looking for pivots/burns by going to more shops/events.

  • @mattcroft
    @mattcroft 3 дні тому

    At no point did I understand what he was trying to do

  • @bweepbweepbwep
    @bweepbweepbwep 5 днів тому

    fastest 10 win ive ever seen

  • @amaryllis6501
    @amaryllis6501 4 дні тому

    5:19 absolute cienma

  • @TheTobiasandersen95
    @TheTobiasandersen95 5 днів тому

    5 sec cutlass, NL be like "ay, np we swing that thing"
    6 sec cane, NL be like "no haste, literally unplayable" 😅

  • @maltseasalt
    @maltseasalt 5 днів тому

    We’re bazaa guys of course we hate Dooley

  • @ZZalles1
    @ZZalles1 4 дні тому

    23:32 AWARE

  • @dylanon3k
    @dylanon3k 5 днів тому

    How am I already yelling at the screen 5 minutes in

  • @Waffles_Syrup
    @Waffles_Syrup 5 днів тому

    in my opinion, cutlass is the only good build that can kill dooley. BUT, you need to get to like 250 damage minimum. something to crit haste, then the time down to less than 3 seconds at least, and alacrity or flurry of blows to instant kill dooley before he can freeze you for 10 seconds, unless you have radiant then it is almost a free win. the worst build i encounter is the freaking pig freeze build.

    • @derdrakkar
      @derdrakkar 5 днів тому

      Trebuchet with good haste skills (haste weapon when using non weapon, crashing waves, haste aquatics on combat start, etc.) can roflstomp metadooleys pretty reliably.

  • @reveler279
    @reveler279 5 днів тому

    am i missing something? why didn't he just play the fiery cutlass with the grindstone or silencer when he got it?

    • @reveler279
      @reveler279 5 днів тому

      does the silencer even work on the temporary shelter? im so confused

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 4 дні тому +1

      Silencer only gives attack to a weapon on the left, but gives cooldown reduction wherever on the board

  • @blossomi.2824
    @blossomi.2824 4 дні тому

    Usually I don’t say anything about NL’s builds because I watch the Bazaar I don’t play it but this was just an egregious run. Vanessa is a glass cannon, you want to burst an enemy down or 1 shot crit before they get a chance to kill you. But he just keeps buying chocolate over and over and over 😭😭 it’s starting to hurt. And why does temporary shelter get priority over everything? Shield is good for Vanessa so she can stay alive long but it means nothing if her DPS sucks. Even life steal can’t change that

  • @tatokainjones9029
    @tatokainjones9029 5 днів тому

    I need this game on the switch

  • @BaTycoon
    @BaTycoon 5 днів тому

    Lets get buckled

  • @molesrcoool
    @molesrcoool 4 дні тому

    Damage scaling on lifesteal multicast? Not good enough, sell it. Run the fixed damage silencer and a random slow item instead

  • @cpc205__yt
    @cpc205__yt 5 днів тому +1

    me when I get in the car

  • @Medsas
    @Medsas 5 днів тому

    when will NL learn that his crow’s nest builds are weak to freeze?

  • @LiamGuppy
    @LiamGuppy 4 дні тому

    when is this game getting out of closed beta i cant play it because didnt get a invite or link and really want to play it lol

    • @kookoo275
      @kookoo275 3 дні тому

      My brother in Christ just pay the $20 or whatever

  • @bigspagheti4119
    @bigspagheti4119 3 дні тому

    My streamer talks about how bad he needs haste 10x then says he won't mess around with cooldown reduction, truly bald plays.

    • @bigspagheti4119
      @bigspagheti4119 3 дні тому

      Then two minutes later "You could really use the cooldown reduction" ON THE WEAPON HE SKIPPED FEATHERS FROM THE CURIO SHOP OVER I'm going schizo mode.

  • @william14able
    @william14able 4 дні тому

    Yay! More crowsnest

  • @NeoBoneGirl
    @NeoBoneGirl 5 днів тому +3

    Dude a Vanessa run no way

  • @davidballantyne4492
    @davidballantyne4492 4 дні тому

    When you find yourself hitting a wall perhaps you should spend a little more time thinking about what you're doing rather than doing the same actions on autopilot every time? Also, just re-check your skills/items briefly when you make a change - it wouldn't have made much difference, but there was 0 benefit from having the Buckle between your Shelter and Cutlass when you could have been getting +15 damage instead.

  • @oscargonzalez3599
    @oscargonzalez3599 3 дні тому

    Egg keep talking about Super Auto Pet...why do you keep doing this

  • @Sathelith
    @Sathelith 3 дні тому

    fucking domed on day two jesus.

  • @Himafrodiet
    @Himafrodiet 5 днів тому

    I think he actually lost it this time

  • @ashceffy
    @ashceffy 5 днів тому

    Oh god… 25 min video…

  • @santifocus7432
    @santifocus7432 5 днів тому +1

    I've had a pretty similar experience recently with the bazaar as NL, maybe not as extreme but similar, I had some runs where it felt like my build was insanely strong, did basically everything right regarding skills and gaining XP but still end up losing because I am matched against 4 players with builds that are unimaginably strong.
    This might be a conspiracy, but it feels like they changed the matchmaking with real players to have slightly stronger players matched against you then it was before, but maybe thats just cope.
    One game that made me take a break was an insane Icy-Waterwheel Katana and other boost items with 10k HP at day 10 that killed every PvE within 2 seconds, still ended up losing against builds that I could never imagine getting myself, maybe 1 in a thousand builds.

    • @ewancarey5847
      @ewancarey5847 5 днів тому +1

      no, its just that the longer games like this are out, the better players get, the more try hards try hard and just spit the same meta build over and over into the matchmaking pool.
      Why build anything thats not optimal?
      This is the same reason why you see people say only like 5 cards are good in slay the spire. Thats not the case its just a minority of super try hard players mathing out the game and only using what is litteraly the strongest option.

  • @andrewdodd4949
    @andrewdodd4949 5 днів тому

    25 minute video.... why us?

  • @MeltingData
    @MeltingData 5 днів тому

    most talented single weapon + crows nest player

  • @AirinTV
    @AirinTV 5 днів тому

    help me

  • @Sykopath96
    @Sykopath96 5 днів тому

    We're