We Used to be a Great Nation | Dave Helem | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024

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  • @DVVUB
    @DVVUB 11 днів тому +171

    the end was so Chappelle esque😂😂funny ass set fs

    • @SolViewStudios
      @SolViewStudios 11 днів тому +11

      I completely agree lmao i heard it in his voice and everything. Whole set was gas

    • @Ionlymake2pointsg
      @Ionlymake2pointsg 10 днів тому +2

      I can hear it✅

    • @CoS.Peerless
      @CoS.Peerless 5 днів тому +1

      It’s a banger fr

  • @tae7x
    @tae7x 8 днів тому +41

    “ain’t no jazz in utah” i’ve been thinking this for so long

    • @thomashooks84
      @thomashooks84 7 днів тому +1

      They were the New Orleans Jazz first that’s why

    • @thisgame2
      @thisgame2 3 дні тому

      White culture is paved roads, hospitals and everything you enjoy

  • @2hard2knock
    @2hard2knock 11 днів тому +68

    This is a classic! This man is unassumingly good-his pauses will make you hang to every syllable as you want to know where the hell is going with the story!! 😂😂😂

    • @dhelem
      @dhelem 11 днів тому +4

      I appreciate ya

  • @royalnerd717
    @royalnerd717 11 днів тому +34

    Lmao "Tuba Lips!" Omg 😂😂😂😂 why does this tickle me so much.

  • @Edwardosanchez6969
    @Edwardosanchez6969 11 днів тому +82

    Change it to salt lake city soakers

    • @CCela1608
      @CCela1608 10 днів тому +4

      That's exactly what I was thinking!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @yazajag
      @yazajag 10 днів тому +2

      😂😅 💧🧂

    • @enzomthethwa5861
      @enzomthethwa5861 5 днів тому +2

      I'm glad somebody said it.

    • @samuelford771
      @samuelford771 5 днів тому +1

      If you know. You know..

  • @Urbanforager
    @Urbanforager 11 днів тому +62

    That tuba story was awesome

  • @thokoZ
    @thokoZ 11 днів тому +36

    The story at the end was a great bit

  • @kayreece297
    @kayreece297 11 днів тому +31

    tuba lips had me nearly spit my mouth wash everywhere 😂😂

    • @yazajag
      @yazajag 10 днів тому +1

      Same, I was crying laughing 😂

    • @Shermar
      @Shermar 10 днів тому +1

      ~ “Hey, relax!” 😩

  • @Modern_NostalgiaEnt
    @Modern_NostalgiaEnt 11 днів тому +16

    This legit had me laughing out loud. Don't Tell seems to pick them well!!

  • @NateSmith87
    @NateSmith87 5 днів тому +3

    "The Atlanta niggas", 🤣 🤣 . So accurate.

  • @Shermar
    @Shermar 10 днів тому +10

    ~ Oh, that’s dark. 😩 Great timing too. 💯

  • @thekushness
    @thekushness 11 днів тому +20

    That Quatro Padres was sooo underrated!

  • @freddybo3715
    @freddybo3715 11 днів тому +20

    Solid set my guy

  • @schobes
    @schobes 11 днів тому +6

    They used to be called the New Orleans jazz and they moved because cities move easily for basketball teams

  • @yazajag
    @yazajag 10 днів тому +4

    Lmfao at the tuba story!
    📯 i know this is like a french horn, but i don't have a tuba emoji, just a trumpet 🎺 😂😂😂

  • @p-funk5562
    @p-funk5562 11 днів тому +7

    I mess with bro heavy after this

    • @jordohiz1493
      @jordohiz1493 11 днів тому

      My period flow was heavy, but this comment is a mess bc I am a bro

  • @Soestmusic
    @Soestmusic 11 днів тому +6

    Love his chill

  • @olalekanajiteru1361
    @olalekanajiteru1361 11 днів тому +17

    We were not there 👌😂

  • @JacksonJonez
    @JacksonJonez 10 днів тому +3

    Whole set was 🔥 but that ending 😂😂😂

  • @CyanZao
    @CyanZao 9 днів тому +1

    I was not expecting that ending! I'm deceased ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️ 🌹

  • @dwaynestocks6604
    @dwaynestocks6604 11 днів тому +9

    If you’ve never seen a Hawk in the A, you’ve never been outside the city

    • @CCela1608
      @CCela1608 10 днів тому

      I was thinking dang in Gwinnett I see em a few time a week!!!

    • @monteofoster7866
      @monteofoster7866 8 днів тому

      so right!!!

  • @ChristianR-i3g
    @ChristianR-i3g 11 днів тому +13

    I chuckled a bit, but mostly I enjoyed his delivery.

  • @JacksonJonez
    @JacksonJonez 10 днів тому +1

    Intro had me dying too bro 😂

  • @aprilf1017
    @aprilf1017 9 днів тому +1

    They really did go as avocado toast! So cute 🥰

  • @JaysRandomnessChannel
    @JaysRandomnessChannel 11 днів тому +3

    Never seen a hawk...😂😂

  • @mystorymenzi7726
    @mystorymenzi7726 11 днів тому +5

    I love how a calm delivery can me me laugh so hard

  • @victorduru11
    @victorduru11 11 днів тому +7

    Well done good sir.. well done. Exquisite crowd control.

  • @gdbdyjr
    @gdbdyjr 10 днів тому +1

    This better blow up 😂😂

  • @briano6115
    @briano6115 11 днів тому +1

    Dave is in fact next level funny. GOOD JOB !! :)

  • @samuelford771
    @samuelford771 5 днів тому

    His Tuba story is highly relateable for me. Same thing happened when i was 10. Except it was straight from the jump from my teacher.😂 At first it hurt a little, but he was right. I held first chair until highschool.

  • @Lalumièredivineus
    @Lalumièredivineus 11 днів тому +3

    I don’t understand very well English but I’m laughing 😂

  • @gr1nder07
    @gr1nder07 11 днів тому +6

    Nice, haven't heard if this guy yet

  • @gunfighterdrummer
    @gunfighterdrummer 8 днів тому +1

    This guy is a KILLER.

  • @george9065
    @george9065 7 днів тому +1

    wait is this the "White Flour" guy from TruTV?

  • @justinmas299
    @justinmas299 11 днів тому +1

    Funny set

  • @Ms.lust7777
    @Ms.lust7777 День тому

    This dude is hilarious

  • @steveaustin1984
    @steveaustin1984 11 днів тому +4

    5 minutes in…haven’t heard a joke yet…deuces!

  • @Drekromancer
    @Drekromancer 11 днів тому

    "That is science fiction" was diabolical

  • @Interstate_Reed
    @Interstate_Reed 11 днів тому +8

    Did they edit in laugh track? Why did the opening line, “I’ve been day drinking” get so much laugh?

    • @annabellLee-p7c
      @annabellLee-p7c 11 днів тому

      Bro this comedian was so fucking boring, I've never just stopped watching a comedian before but this was bad.

    • @heroninsights
      @heroninsights 11 днів тому

      Because sometimes racism is okay… the crowd was mostly white 😂

    • @Rhekon
      @Rhekon 11 днів тому +13

      Cuz it's relatable suffering implied not explicitly stated without a social cost

    • @thokoZ
      @thokoZ 11 днів тому +4

      Crowd was probably riding the high of the previous comics. Sometimes even a comic saying “hey” gets laughs at the start of their set.

    • @RaquelFoster
      @RaquelFoster 11 днів тому

      I think it's just a lame crowd that can't chill out and let him pause a second without forcing a laugh. There was a kinda-awkward laugh after almost every sentence. So much that it was surprising that they didn't laugh when he said he was from Chicago.

  • @BattlemageAsmodéus
    @BattlemageAsmodéus 7 днів тому

    Me: "This gonna go one of two ways"
    Him at 2:20: "And if you don't like that joke--"
    Me: "It went a good way"

  • @ElijahStembridge
    @ElijahStembridge 11 днів тому +5

    Boston wonder bread 🍞 😂

  • @SmartMoufShirts
    @SmartMoufShirts 11 днів тому +4

    The Atlanta joke was so funny, I had to stop. Also, let me suggest the Utah Skinwalkers. And I did not expect the spokesperson for the ladies to be at the show. But she acknowledged the call to all ladies.

    • @jordohiz1493
      @jordohiz1493 11 днів тому +1

      OK I went and looked up skinwalker. It is perfect in a number of respects, being authentic Utah culture, an actual beast/animal, and totally horrifying, which sports mascots never are. I would like to offer the Atlanta 🍑, it's not the Atlanta peaches it's the Atlanta "peach emojis." Anyways could u imagine if your super power was you could call all ladies? Like aquaman can talk to all the fish in the ocean. You see a girl and u don't even need to finesse her number, she just hears a disembodied voice in her head like, "Damn girl, u thick as hell. Yea, it's me. The guy staring at u. What's good? U ever wanna be a squirrel? I got deez nuts" ✌️

    • @SmartMoufShirts
      @SmartMoufShirts 11 днів тому +1

      @@jordohiz1493 All of that!! But maybe the Atlanta Peach Eaters.

    • @jordohiz1493
      @jordohiz1493 11 днів тому +1

      @@SmartMoufShirts omg. genius genius genius!

  • @karlkachele4851
    @karlkachele4851 10 днів тому

    So good

  • @monik320
    @monik320 11 днів тому

    😂😂😂😂 love you Dave

  • @lachlanhenry486
    @lachlanhenry486 11 днів тому +2

    This ain't Home Alone is a really bad xxx.

  • @CameronMarkell
    @CameronMarkell 11 днів тому +2

    s/o Morehouse!

  • @romelldawkins5515
    @romelldawkins5515 11 днів тому

    good set

  • @deborahcorso940
    @deborahcorso940 11 днів тому

    Funny af!

  • @ThatGuillermo
    @ThatGuillermo 11 днів тому +12

    on point with Hamilton.
    that sh*t is insufferable

  • @PuppHaTV
    @PuppHaTV 11 днів тому +64

    These bot comments wtf.

    • @Nobody-w8n4s
      @Nobody-w8n4s 11 днів тому +3

      They’re doing thier jobs…..

    • @Vega.pdf35mm
      @Vega.pdf35mm 11 днів тому +2

      Which one are the bots

    • @bubzilla6137
      @bubzilla6137 11 днів тому

      ​@@Vega.pdf35mm most have borderline p*rn profile pics. If you really want to know if one is a bot, just click the profile pic and it will tell you when the channel started. Most will be the same day, but I've seen some several days or more, the oldest I think was 2 or 3 months old.

    • @jordohiz1493
      @jordohiz1493 11 днів тому +3

      ​@@Vega.pdf35mmtbh I think *this* (the comment you're replying to) is a bot. Which, interestingly, makes it somewhat likely you're a bot, but I'll give u the benefit of the doubt. The reason OP is likely a bot is that the 'bot comments wtf' comment is somewhat off topic (maybe they got deleted) and the comment itself has a lot of up votes (bot comments will often have inflated up votes). Anyways I could click this dudes profile and go deeper but that's what the bots want and besides, the conspiratorial theorizing is a lot of fun

    • @motivet7908
      @motivet7908 11 днів тому

      Which ones

  • @scottc3165
    @scottc3165 11 днів тому +1

    That was perfect.

  • @crusty___jupiter
    @crusty___jupiter 5 днів тому

    How did he jump right over the Lakers?! Not many lakes in LA, hello

  • @TheShapingSickness
    @TheShapingSickness 11 днів тому +8

    Tuba lips 😂

  • @dikardvondoom3574
    @dikardvondoom3574 11 днів тому +4

    Salt Lake City Saltines

  • @Marshmellowsarecool44
    @Marshmellowsarecool44 11 днів тому +2

    Holy shit! Busting a gut over here!

  • @josem4506
    @josem4506 11 днів тому +1

    I can't help but think that the joke is on the white audience and that Dave knew exactly what he was doing with the way he framed his jokes

  • @CZiNTrPT
    @CZiNTrPT День тому +1

    Just elected a fascist: we are not racist enough 🤦‍♂️

  • @HoodRichNFamous
    @HoodRichNFamous 8 днів тому +1

    Atlanta traffics 😅

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X 10 днів тому

    Dave could read a menu and it’ll be funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @jedwards1792
    @jedwards1792 8 днів тому

    Ain’t no jazz in Utah….

  • @chadblechinger5746
    @chadblechinger5746 11 днів тому

    ❤😂❤

  • @Findpype
    @Findpype 11 днів тому +14

    This is so subpar. I only say that bc I’m genuinely shocked at how many people are laughing 😅

    • @mystorymenzi7726
      @mystorymenzi7726 11 днів тому +7

      Your comment is the most sub par thing here

    • @certifiedyaminspector-dadd6224
      @certifiedyaminspector-dadd6224 11 днів тому +2

      Maybe you can do better? Make us laugh since you're the expert on comedy.

    • @travisdeshotel8894
      @travisdeshotel8894 11 днів тому +5

      Comedy is super subjective with how it relates to you. No worries if it's not to your liking.
      Just move on and find one you do enjoy and be happy.

    • @dhelem
      @dhelem 11 днів тому

      Yeah that Dave Helem dude is trash

    • @Theblackout292
      @Theblackout292 11 днів тому +3

      I liked it. All the taste you have is in your mouth. Lol

  • @reveleschool4381
    @reveleschool4381 11 днів тому

    😂😂😂

  • @jimmy6535
    @jimmy6535 11 днів тому +1

    5 seconds in are you gonna talk about u being black? 1 basketball 2 jazz,3 stealing ?

  • @theaiffice
    @theaiffice 3 дні тому +1

    Salt Lake City Soakers

  • @Justlikedoit03
    @Justlikedoit03 8 днів тому

    The crowd is giving liberal nerds 😂

  • @darian2520
    @darian2520 11 днів тому

    Gonna be a good one!

  • @themexis
    @themexis 8 днів тому

    That 12C ain it 😮‍💨

  • @ki55Gudby3
    @ki55Gudby3 11 днів тому

    😂

  • @Immortal10364
    @Immortal10364 11 днів тому +1

    LOVE FROM PUNE MAHARASHTRA🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 ❤🥰😎👍😃😊🧡🤝😀😍😘👍❤❤❤

  • @diesledavis1
    @diesledavis1 3 дні тому +1

    These jokes were mid, best joke was the last one

  • @Kyle-op6ev
    @Kyle-op6ev 11 днів тому

    5:25 true story

  • @user-rm9zx7ln9i
    @user-rm9zx7ln9i 9 днів тому +4

    This dude went through a whole set making mostly wrong observations, as if they were jokes and only told like 2 actual jokes. Meh.

  • @garciavashchino1
    @garciavashchino1 11 днів тому

    🤣 Jesus fucking Christ!!!

  • @Emanon...
    @Emanon... 11 днів тому +2

    A powerful nation, absolutely.
    But when was the US actually "great" for everyone in it?

    • @jordohiz1493
      @jordohiz1493 11 днів тому +2

      Idk even the most oppressed and underprivileged and downtrodden can pull up their bootstraps and rise to the top of the - - God damn't, you're a bot, aren't you? Sneaky lil bot

  • @Alrdy_Gone
    @Alrdy_Gone 11 днів тому +1

    Ye back when we had slavery 😅

  • @DorisFaust-m8x
    @DorisFaust-m8x 11 днів тому +1

    Into low key comdians, tired of screaming comedians

  • @MJfromdaO
    @MJfromdaO 8 днів тому

    Free smurk

  • @RealMe-f6q
    @RealMe-f6q 11 днів тому

    Well it was, or maybe it was

  • @TheBlackAxe1
    @TheBlackAxe1 11 днів тому +2

    I told you...

  • @rubene9821
    @rubene9821 11 днів тому +4

    Bro is being sensitive about people being sensitive

  • @Itsyoungagain
    @Itsyoungagain 11 днів тому +4

    Dude has an interesting delivery but to have that kinda laidback non assuming style ur jokes rly gotta be hitting… his was not. I was hanging on every word hoping the punchline was going to worth the lack of energy, and every time it was a miss. Too simple and straightforward. Posting this as constructive criticism. Work on the material bro.

    • @paul_ezmamaa
      @paul_ezmamaa 11 днів тому +1

      lol as someone who is considered kind of funny and a regular watcher of everyday standup…i’m sure only a select few feel like this😂 this man was A LOT funnier than other folks i’ve seen on here and i stand on that one

  • @ImNotYourEnemy
    @ImNotYourEnemy 11 днів тому +2

    🥱

  • @gs3173
    @gs3173 10 днів тому +1

    Terrible

  • @paigechavez9232
    @paigechavez9232 11 днів тому +1

    Hello Alex

  • @Xela_Redna
    @Xela_Redna 11 днів тому +6

    Set wasnt funny. Kinda boomeresqe if you ask me. (just my opinion; dont get in ya feelings & start tripping in the comments.)

    • @yusefdaramay2177
      @yusefdaramay2177 11 днів тому +3

      I've decided to get in the comments and start tripping. Tripping so hard right now.

    • @Xela_Redna
      @Xela_Redna 11 днів тому

      @yusefdaramay2177 👈🏾😎👈🏾 I see what you did there lol.

    • @Xela_Redna
      @Xela_Redna 11 днів тому

      @@NunYuh-dh7ns who tf said anything about being offended? You're weird bro & you're illiterate.

    • @Xela_Redna
      @Xela_Redna 11 днів тому

      @@NunYuh-dh7ns you're weird and illiterate.

  • @PHARA0H
    @PHARA0H 11 днів тому +2

    Low energy was the truth... Just wasted 5 mins watimg on a joke

  • @juliogutierrez8859
    @juliogutierrez8859 11 днів тому +1

    Hello Paige

  • @ParanoidPixel
    @ParanoidPixel 6 днів тому

    This shiz AWFUL.
    If I could walk out, I would. But I'll just stop half way and Booooooo

  • @Torta--is--PLUR
    @Torta--is--PLUR 11 днів тому +2

    We were...until trump ruined it

    • @flush_entity
      @flush_entity 11 днів тому +1

      I dont think so lol when obama got elected, there was a division cuz “black president” it just kept going down from there. Also LGBQT+=_- has the worst sense of humor with them tryna cancel all these free speaking, laugh giving comedians. But lets keep politics out of it, lets rejoice and laugh at this man’s comedy

    • @james1795
      @james1795 11 днів тому +2

      Says the brainwashed crybaby.

  • @jamesthompson2092
    @jamesthompson2092 11 днів тому

    The Atlanta what's? He said that because he was too scared to say what's really in Atlanta. Too scared to get cancelled.

    • @james1795
      @james1795 11 днів тому

      ?

    • @JaysRandomnessChannel
      @JaysRandomnessChannel 11 днів тому

      The Atlanta Maggots lol

    • @jordohiz1493
      @jordohiz1493 11 днів тому

      It's either peaches or black lunch ladies rigging elections so they can bait racists into defaming them to take their millions

    • @jamesthompson2092
      @jamesthompson2092 10 днів тому

      @@james1795 You're not going to get me cancelled either.

    • @james1795
      @james1795 10 днів тому

      @@jamesthompson2092. That's not an answer. You don't know what he was talking about.

  • @DoomDadward
    @DoomDadward 11 днів тому

    Dead af lol

  • @HYUHE
    @HYUHE 11 днів тому

    😂😂😂

  • @zart8478
    @zart8478 10 днів тому

    😂

  • @bmgtheperformer
    @bmgtheperformer 7 днів тому

    😂😂😂