"Terran you play with the gut, Protos you play with the brain, Zerg you play with the snot that comes from your nose." - Kevin "Harstem" De Koning, 2023
When you were bragging about saving the BC right after it blew up lmao 🤣 then went into what a clean game. Great stuff though thanks for the content as always.
@@TritonTv69420 Yeah it will be really difficult to pull off but nonetheless would be fun to watch. Might actually be doable with zerg as protoss just seems really hard
@@DanM182 harstem has done them before. Usually the opponent does crazy stuff if they don't just kill them and harstem comes in qith a suppose army. Haha
this is what separates Harstem from the sewer mermaid castbait of the world: Harstem shows us the struggle, not just cherry picked games of hapless opponents making critical mistakes at levels of play where executing or even knowing a build order is a triumph
Man, in America you can still get the deli worker to let you try a piece of cheese no matter your age....our countries are so similar yet so different. Next time I'm at a grocery store, I'll drop a piece of free cheese on the floor for my hommie Harstem.
@@GSteel-rh9iu lol silly person. First of all.plastic american cheese is the best. It has american in it. 😉 Second, any good one will have all the cheeses from most of the world even the elusive Gouda.
@@GSteel-rh9iuyou can get a full selection of cheese at most american markets, it's just americans take pride in actively choosing the wrong option among a multitude of good ones. yeeeeee haw
@@lucius8675 You're still not getting the really good cheese, it's sort of like me buying an imported budweiser and thinking that it will be an insanely good beer. They're mostly importing the cheap stuff that's from there, you're not getting that good regional traditional cheese you would elsewhere. Same thing goes for things like polish kiełbasa (sausage), the one you see is like one the cheapest ones they sell in poland
Oh harstem, i Love your anecdotes so much while you playing! This always gives me a smile it doesnt matter how sad I am. Thank you so mich for your humor and your Videos ❤
Proxy 2 racks reaper in TvT takes the best from both worlds: there's no way you're gonna do a single bit of damage while you're destroying your own entire macro. What a beautiful build
Sometimes the worst is when you can do damage with the Reapers because the more you micro them the worse your macro is lagging behind and when the pressure is cleared you look at your base and resources and start to build ASAP while your enemy recovers and move through the map to kill you lol
For proxy 3 rax, send 1st scv at game start, second scv will be second scv built , 3rd scv will be first depot builder. You want the second one there fast so he gets there before their scout goes out. Also, leave the expansion and go straight into the main after killing any drones and queen at expansion. Don't send rax back until you've failed keep rallying into their main and go for the kill :)
When you are going for a rax proxy against protoss, you have to send out the 2nd and optionally 3rd and 4th scvs early enough to beat the probe scout timing. If your scv gets spotted youre screwed. This is why the pro terrans send out the 2nd scv "too early". Its better to lose 15 minerals instead of losing the game straight up. Against zerg its a bit more lenient but you still dont want to get spotted by the 1st overlord so you still get better results sending them earlier.
With the hellbat marauder build, I usually keep rallying units for a while during the push, like 6-8 hellions and 2-3 marauders. From the starport, you can make a liberator after the medivac, its very strong since they lack queens. /Your friend HORSTEM
In game 1, if you ran in the hellions in hellion form, you coulve killed all the drones at the 3rd with minimal damage, then when the armory finished and medivac comes in, transformer 75% of them and go attack the queens.The remaining couple hellions can go harass the natural. Transforming all of them is a huge waste of potential. Signed, a diamond league terran cheese expert thats been playing since 2013.
After far too many games of proxy rax I believe 3 proxy rax and a 4th at home at top of ramp making the wall with the depo's is best as the enemy scout sees your normal position barracks helping hide that your proxy raxing.
I mean , if you wanna be the cheesiest, you have to at least teleport a surprise BC into your Hellbat SCV train vs Zerg. I like to open Reactor, 8 marine drop into BC Hellbat. Its way to easy to execute, you just kill his army and run straight into his main. I would submit to the imba or do I suck if I was on the recieving end.
Terran doesn't have cheese, they have build orders. A cheese requires some kind of cost or risk if scouted. Maybe a late tier rush has some early tier vulnerabilities but that's about it.
1:30 - MAROAUDER - HELLBAT - VIKING ALL IN - DO I HEAR THE PENGUINBROTHERS rolling in ???????
"Terran you play with the gut, Protos you play with the brain, Zerg you play with the snot that comes from your nose."
- Kevin "Harstem" De Koning, 2023
When you were bragging about saving the BC right after it blew up lmao 🤣 then went into what a clean game. Great stuff though thanks for the content as always.
I get most of my steps in every day following Harstem on his tangents.
Please can you do another video of pretending to be AFK. You haven't done that in ages, would love to see it!
would be awesome
I was actually thinking about that a while ago. It must be so much fun. Timings are everything
@@TritonTv69420 Yeah it will be really difficult to pull off but nonetheless would be fun to watch.
Might actually be doable with zerg as protoss just seems really hard
Uthermal tried it recently with protos
@@DanM182 harstem has done them before. Usually the opponent does crazy stuff if they don't just kill them and harstem comes in qith a suppose army. Haha
"Cars are a little bit overrated" - Harstem, while controlling 6 hellions
Capt. waxes philosophical on life, youth, adulthood, free cheese at the market and sc2! Respect, big fan!
this is what separates Harstem from the sewer mermaid castbait of the world: Harstem shows us the struggle, not just cherry picked games of hapless opponents making critical mistakes at levels of play where executing or even knowing a build order is a triumph
So this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. They're destined to do this forever
Man, in America you can still get the deli worker to let you try a piece of cheese no matter your age....our countries are so similar yet so different. Next time I'm at a grocery store, I'll drop a piece of free cheese on the floor for my hommie Harstem.
I like my cheese with pizza or pasta! :)
yeah but that's just the crappy slices that taste like plastic. Not the great stuff the Capn has in wee holland.
@@GSteel-rh9iu lol silly person. First of all.plastic american cheese is the best. It has american in it. 😉 Second, any good one will have all the cheeses from most of the world even the elusive Gouda.
@@GSteel-rh9iuyou can get a full selection of cheese at most american markets, it's just americans take pride in actively choosing the wrong option among a multitude of good ones. yeeeeee haw
@@lucius8675 You're still not getting the really good cheese, it's sort of like me buying an imported budweiser and thinking that it will be an insanely good beer. They're mostly importing the cheap stuff that's from there, you're not getting that good regional traditional cheese you would elsewhere. Same thing goes for things like polish kiełbasa (sausage), the one you see is like one the cheapest ones they sell in poland
3 racks marine 2 second each scv before the 2 and 3 comes out and 3 racks reaper, rally point direct for proxy with 1 direct for the 2 proxy
It alwalys comes like half second at good time
Oh harstem, i Love your anecdotes so much while you playing! This always gives me a smile it doesnt matter how sad I am. Thank you so mich for your humor and your Videos ❤
Proxy 2 racks reaper in TvT takes the best from both worlds: there's no way you're gonna do a single bit of damage while you're destroying your own entire macro. What a beautiful build
Sometimes the worst is when you can do damage with the Reapers because the more you micro them the worse your macro is lagging behind and when the pressure is cleared you look at your base and resources and start to build ASAP while your enemy recovers and move through the map to kill you lol
15:00 Zerg displaying fantastic micro
This intro is legendary
I just love it when Harstem "uses" the lingo xDDD Its wholesome and funny
For proxy 3 rax, send 1st scv at game start, second scv will be second scv built , 3rd scv will be first depot builder. You want the second one there fast so he gets there before their scout goes out. Also, leave the expansion and go straight into the main after killing any drones and queen at expansion. Don't send rax back until you've failed keep rallying into their main and go for the kill :)
When you are going for a rax proxy against protoss, you have to send out the 2nd and optionally 3rd and 4th scvs early enough to beat the probe scout timing. If your scv gets spotted youre screwed. This is why the pro terrans send out the 2nd scv "too early". Its better to lose 15 minerals instead of losing the game straight up. Against zerg its a bit more lenient but you still dont want to get spotted by the 1st overlord so you still get better results sending them earlier.
9:24 "I'm loosing my units which is annoying"
BC : "Oh really ?"
With the hellbat marauder build, I usually keep rallying units for a while during the push, like 6-8 hellions and 2-3 marauders.
From the starport, you can make a liberator after the medivac, its very strong since they lack queens.
/Your friend HORSTEM
The cheese salesman story is hilarious, thank yoy
In game 1, if you ran in the hellions in hellion form, you coulve killed all the drones at the 3rd with minimal damage, then when the armory finished and medivac comes in, transformer 75% of them and go attack the queens.The remaining couple hellions can go harass the natural. Transforming all of them is a huge waste of potential. Signed, a diamond league terran cheese expert thats been playing since 2013.
I can't believe we got a wink at the end of this video :D
Thumbnail made me think of James May
Cheese
versus
*slam*
C H E E S E
Oh how the turns have tabled.
King of splits, call me Van Damme!🤣
After far too many games of proxy rax I believe 3 proxy rax and a 4th at home at top of ramp making the wall with the depo's is best as the enemy scout sees your normal position barracks helping hide that your proxy raxing.
I still buy my cheese at the market because its a lot cheaper, Harstem. And you can still get some free samples.
A joint + cheesiest man alive is the best chilling setup after a day in the office
if your cheese shop doesn't give free samples, you need to find a better cheese shop
Damn dude. I just love the builds you done, wp.
Harstem i told you this some time ago but still... i love you!
Harstem says, "I don't think you do, but thank you"
You're a content MACHINE!
I mean , if you wanna be the cheesiest, you have to at least teleport a surprise BC into your Hellbat SCV train vs Zerg. I like to open Reactor, 8 marine drop into BC Hellbat. Its way to easy to execute, you just kill his army and run straight into his main. I would submit to the imba or do I suck if I was on the recieving end.
Love your videos!
Oh how the tables have turned.
At least we get the confirmation that terrans don't even gg other terrans.
nice thumbnail. fresh
How in the actual fuck did the Zerg afford to counterattack like that after losing like 8 workers early? That’s crazy.
Harstem, if you really want to be the cheesiest man alive, you have to play random on a barcode, just a barcode isn't enough.
Bitte gebt dem Mann seinen Käse.
Is Harstem’s Terran micro way better than his Protoss? Marine splits looking crisp
What's your favorite cheese? Mine is proxy gold hatchery
proxy hatch contain at 28
almost like a macro build
I love it
U should open a cheese store.
"Cars are a little bit overrated" I am here for the anti-car culture
Second game the zerg player could have easily won if he had the zerg gene of just spaming ling and moving them to the enemy's base
Who win a battle SC I vs SC II ?
Why does your game look better than mine? Do you use a video filter in post?
Yooo!
Wait a minute... Didn't Harstem just shit on this game 1 build in an iodis game recently?
your girl will leave you if you don't have a good keyboard.
First
Last to get laid!
Terran doesn't have cheese, they have build orders. A cheese requires some kind of cost or risk if scouted. Maybe a late tier rush has some early tier vulnerabilities but that's about it.
and the game 1 'cheese' is a complete fail, and then he just wins easily anyway
Some things like 4 proxy rax or most proxies are risky and depend on shouting
game 2 - scouted, doesn't matter, easy win.
flying buildings moment
@@LehteMaelstrom W comment :)))