Joe Wilkinson’s "PROPER JOKE"?! | 8 Out of 10 Cats | Best Series 16

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  • @E4YouTube
    @E4YouTube  5 років тому +105

    Have you got a better Mars joke than Joe Wilkinson's?
    Watch the FULL series here: bit.ly/2oNpwez

    • @jonnymac3878
      @jonnymac3878 5 років тому +4

      yeah but I'm not telling you

    • @thorpskirocks8993
      @thorpskirocks8993 5 років тому +1

      Jonny Mac No. You mean no

    • @MrBradBull
      @MrBradBull 5 років тому +11

      Mars Bar: nice space but no atmosphere.

    • @themancaveQld
      @themancaveQld 5 років тому +5

      If I opened a bar on Mars I'd call it the Red Baron

    • @Daized2009
      @Daized2009 5 років тому

      I think I know the same one as Jonny Mac. I’m not telling you either.

  • @JoelMurphy77
    @JoelMurphy77 5 років тому +2070

    I want Joe Wilkinson to be the next James Bond.

    • @ajivins1
      @ajivins1 5 років тому +7

      Bring on the Monkey Thunder!

    • @TheKeebster1
      @TheKeebster1 5 років тому +60

      Genuinely, he’d make a good Johnny English apprentice.

    • @Turalcar
      @Turalcar 5 років тому +5

      and Doctor Who

    • @blacknoirfilms
      @blacknoirfilms 5 років тому +3

      Johnny English 😂

    • @chattycathydoll
      @chattycathydoll 5 років тому +8

      I think Nick Helm should be Bond as his paunch and angry demeanour suit the role perfectly and Wilkinson would make an excellent Q or bond babe.

  • @user-kb7do4wn8q
    @user-kb7do4wn8q 4 роки тому +823

    “Work the body” is the greatest Joe Wilkinson

    • @castlecrook43
      @castlecrook43 3 роки тому +6

      Agreed

    • @bluecar996
      @bluecar996 2 роки тому +3

      i dont get it

    • @renejean2523
      @renejean2523 2 роки тому +15

      @@bluecar996 - It means attack and punch at your opponent's body. In this case, a bear!

    • @felix_christopher
      @felix_christopher Рік тому +2

      @@renejean2523 Ah, thanks, I've been wondering myself!

  • @DeathbatDrone
    @DeathbatDrone 4 роки тому +488

    Of course ghosts and demons aren't going to visit Sean, they're afraid of him.

    • @squishykotetsu
      @squishykotetsu 4 роки тому +14

      I think they actually do on the regular, but he just thinks the family is coming over (if they're anything like him)

    • @aidanbuckner3936
      @aidanbuckner3936 4 роки тому +1

      P

    • @SvendleBerries
      @SvendleBerries 2 роки тому +1

      "What? No, I'm not haunting Sean's house this week! Last time I did that beat he just took the piss out of me. You know what that does to a ghosts self-esteem?"

    • @cogtroper
      @cogtroper Рік тому +3

      Ghosts tell Sean Locke stories

    • @amybarrett5417
      @amybarrett5417 6 місяців тому

      @@cogtroper perfect lol

  • @ChrisH78
    @ChrisH78 5 років тому +1966

    Jon is going to be SO ASHAMED when he learns that the spider is venomous and not in fact poisonous.

    • @foxwolf4608
      @foxwolf4608 5 років тому +7

      They're both right?

    • @CharlesHolmesTalk
      @CharlesHolmesTalk 5 років тому +195

      @@foxwolf4608 Poison is when you eat it and it makes you sick, venom is when it bites or stings you. Venom is not necessarily poisonous.

    • @ThatOneToucan
      @ThatOneToucan 5 років тому +51

      Alright calm down, tarantula nerd.

    • @mikael9456
      @mikael9456 5 років тому +13

      Jon should be SO ASHAMED for running like a little girl for spider bro

    • @TheARobb21
      @TheARobb21 5 років тому +54

      Not only that, but he said Cheers was set in New York, when it’s set in Boston

  • @craigymoz4047
    @craigymoz4047 5 років тому +822

    Someone make a petition for Sean Lock to be a sir .

    • @ajivins1
      @ajivins1 5 років тому +14

      Then he might have to sell sea shells on the sea shore.

    • @ajivins1
      @ajivins1 5 років тому +1

      I'm here all week...

    • @JhullyAmilly
      @JhullyAmilly 5 років тому +4

      sir lock 😂

    • @ajivins1
      @ajivins1 5 років тому +1

      @Jhully Amilly Elementary.

    • @craigymoz4047
      @craigymoz4047 5 років тому +2

      Jhully Amilly has a ring to it.

  • @larssonk22
    @larssonk22 5 років тому +216

    I think Jon is my spirit animal
    Jimmy - "general loneliness, how is that any different from home?"
    Jon - "because there is a telly at home and I can have the voices! Put the DVD on and go to sleep in my bar in new york ...where everybody knows your name"

    • @Eric_Naron
      @Eric_Naron 5 років тому +26

      Isn't the bar where everybody knows your name (Cheers) in Boston?

    • @larssonk22
      @larssonk22 5 років тому +10

      @@Eric_Naron just off the A38

    • @thomthom6268
      @thomthom6268 5 років тому +2

      Just remember to get your bar visits into syndication. After a couple of seasons off, it's... where everyone forgot your name...

    • @mgrides27
      @mgrides27 5 років тому

      @@Eric_Naron yes

  • @aaronrobb1843
    @aaronrobb1843 5 років тому +608

    The only problem with The Mars Bar is the lack of atmosphere

    • @emdiar6588
      @emdiar6588 5 років тому +10

      Mars has an atmosphere.

    • @Jmvars
      @Jmvars 5 років тому +23

      @@emdiar6588 *wooosh*

    • @emdiar6588
      @emdiar6588 5 років тому +4

      @@Jmvars Yawn.
      You can't even detect self aware irony?
      Never mind. Keep coining tired internet clichés like the hack you are, if it makes you feel clever.

    • @Jmvars
      @Jmvars 5 років тому +17

      @@emdiar6588 Jeez, take your mistake like a man. Failing to understand a joke doesn't make you stupid, so don't take it as a personal attack.

    • @emdiar6588
      @emdiar6588 5 років тому +8

      @@Jmvars by "woosh" you are attempting to appear clever by suggesting that the joke went over my head, whereas you are smart and therefor get it.
      You are clearly as dumb as a sack of turds, and have succeeded in demonstrating as much, but worse than that, you are unoriginal. REALLY unoriginal. As comebacks go, "woosh" is about as hacky as it gets.
      You seriously think I don't get it?? The joke in question is nearly 50 years old and was originally referring to the moon, which at least makes sense, as the moon has no atmosphere. Mars DOES have an atmosphere however, so the updated joke simply doesn't work. Like your mom when the docks are closed.

  • @Sebastian-jr3cf
    @Sebastian-jr3cf 5 років тому +288

    Does anyone see the resemblance between joe and Rasputin

    • @Jothaxify
      @Jothaxify 4 роки тому +30

      Now that you mention it, I've never seen them both in the same room before?

    • @RedBaron44
      @RedBaron44 4 роки тому +3

      There's an episode of countdown where Jimmy called him Rasputin

  • @jamiebirkett5305
    @jamiebirkett5305 5 років тому +188

    I’ve knocked afew out - miles jupp cracks me up

    • @davidhoward437
      @davidhoward437 4 роки тому +1

      My personal opinion... he's the funniest man alive.

    • @nicosmind3
      @nicosmind3 3 роки тому +7

      If they come out sexy they come out sexy

  • @kami3989
    @kami3989 5 років тому +27

    The spider jolting back when her hand approached was adorable. Like an eight legged puppy with cataracts.

  • @j-boogiebrown9961
    @j-boogiebrown9961 5 років тому +43

    It's funny how Carr kept that freakish laugh secret for so many years.

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 3 роки тому +21

      He didnt. The 'freakish' laugh is an exaggeration, when he really cracks up you get his normal laugh back.

  • @leood5431
    @leood5431 5 років тому +44

    lost my mind at _"i think you need some crisps"_

  • @bobafetting6373
    @bobafetting6373 3 роки тому +76

    That look at 9:34 though... how was Jon single for so long when he has THAT affect on women?!

    • @ryangow1179
      @ryangow1179 2 роки тому

      Who is that woman??

    • @azetyler
      @azetyler 2 роки тому +1

      @@ryangow1179 Helen Flanagan, enjoy

    • @sirspamalot4014
      @sirspamalot4014 2 роки тому +2

      You seen the clip when he tries to compliment Rachel? That's why

  • @youcandoit7494
    @youcandoit7494 4 роки тому +11

    “Can you eat an apple through a fence?” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

  • @muserock2367
    @muserock2367 4 роки тому +26

    9:35 I would love for Helen Flanagan to look at me the way she looks at Jon there!

  • @kerbelkerbel3522
    @kerbelkerbel3522 4 роки тому +58

    9:33 the blonde girl looks strangely into Jon

    • @a.g.m.s_1916
      @a.g.m.s_1916 3 роки тому +4

      U wish

    • @user-ye9te4yd4t
      @user-ye9te4yd4t 3 роки тому +2

      She does and what’s her name cause you know

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 3 роки тому

      @@user-ye9te4yd4t Helen Flanigan

  • @2buntv743
    @2buntv743 4 роки тому +43

    "What's your name?" "You'll laugh." "No I won't what's your name?" "Pat."
    Ricky Gervais and Joe Wilkinson Afterlife postman.

  • @SFsailingbiking
    @SFsailingbiking 4 роки тому +8

    “ Look, I’ve taken the chicken.” Lmao

  • @declanmorgan3512
    @declanmorgan3512 5 років тому +39

    Me mum drank a lot of milk when she was pregnant and, me dad's an 'orse- Rob Beckett

  • @DjNikGnashers
    @DjNikGnashers 3 роки тому +13

    Thank heavens we have the genius of Joe Wilkinson and Sean Lock in our generation.

  • @862timelord
    @862timelord 5 років тому +113

    Henning has such a strong cockney accent.

    • @ajivins1
      @ajivins1 5 років тому +17

      -but he's masked it well.

  • @annabellej9429
    @annabellej9429 5 років тому +93

    1:28 Theresa May stole Jon's walk!!!!

    • @lewisevans4556
      @lewisevans4556 5 років тому +1

      A Jarjis Aaagh! You have detected the walk of the white upperclass

  • @dudesayingthings
    @dudesayingthings 2 роки тому +6

    5:08 the moment Roisin decided to fix Jon up with Lucy 😂

  • @marycanary86
    @marycanary86 4 роки тому +9

    "oH iM gOnNa Do ThIs *flaps arm*"

  • @joshroberts6721
    @joshroberts6721 5 років тому +90

    Rob Beckett's teeth are beautiful

  • @scarlettmavin6461
    @scarlettmavin6461 5 років тому +11

    My two favourite comedians right now James a caster and joe Wilkinson

  • @ScooterSkillsYolo
    @ScooterSkillsYolo 5 років тому +113

    9:35 she was giving Jon the eyes ;)

    • @stingyviking1336
      @stingyviking1336 5 років тому +12

      Skydoes Minecraf wish I’d seen that before from a chick 😢

    • @exoticflame4391
      @exoticflame4391 5 років тому +1

      Who is she btw?

    • @user-ui9nj3dj4u
      @user-ui9nj3dj4u 5 років тому +6

      Jon is hot

    • @nicosmind3
      @nicosmind3 3 роки тому +2

      And that finger work

    • @imacmill
      @imacmill 3 роки тому +5

      @@user-ui9nj3dj4u _Jon is hot_
      But in his circle of friends, he's known as the cool one because he's got the thinnest Cardigan.

  • @nathanmiller8474
    @nathanmiller8474 Рік тому +2

    3:00 well that backfired

  • @susfring7012
    @susfring7012 5 років тому +39

    Joe reminds me of a British Charles Manson.

  • @JAY1892
    @JAY1892 Рік тому +1

    9:13 Surely they were shouting “Guido out.” 😂

  • @MisterTingles
    @MisterTingles 4 роки тому +11

    "Can you eat an apple through a fence?" is so cartoonishly savage...

  • @TheHoldenmcgroin
    @TheHoldenmcgroin 5 років тому +20

    Damn Jon, the Cheers bar was in Boston, and not New York...

  • @pauldevehers394
    @pauldevehers394 2 роки тому +6

    Joe, Sean, Roisin and add Lee... That would bring the show to totally shine.

  • @Bencebruhh
    @Bencebruhh 3 роки тому +3

    Joes confidence is legendary.

  • @rossjones9397
    @rossjones9397 3 роки тому +3

    What's funny is after they were moaning about self service checkouts I had an ad for war with grandpa and he does near enough the exact thing sean talks about😂😂

  • @nazimbilal8440
    @nazimbilal8440 2 роки тому

    Light harted and funny cuts, nice one! Solid✊🏽

  • @jamihanks6962
    @jamihanks6962 3 роки тому +1

    The spider bit was hilarious 😂

  • @CyclopsWasRight616
    @CyclopsWasRight616 3 роки тому +2

    i love that Joe doing a proper joke was so much more surprising than the tarantula, that that's what you focused on for the title.

  • @annabellej9429
    @annabellej9429 5 років тому +11

    1:23 Watch Jon 😂😂😂

  • @maddym9370
    @maddym9370 5 років тому +31

    Having to check your bonfire for hedgehogs is the kind of problems I wish we had in America

    • @TheTaterTotP80
      @TheTaterTotP80 4 роки тому +5

      You want to murder Hedgehogs in fires?

    • @ASteadyForce
      @ASteadyForce 4 роки тому +7

      Hamish Munroe Yeah, we’ve started threatening a literal virus with guns. Please come pick us up, we were probably better off as a colony. You can leave Florida though; lovely place but some of the people are scarier than the alligators, and there is no good situation in which alligators are the second biggest problem.

  • @scampoli25
    @scampoli25 4 роки тому +4

    “Can you eat an apple through a fence?”

  • @DavidBrown-cp2vm
    @DavidBrown-cp2vm 5 років тому

    The Mars Bar - Brilliant !!

  • @CalamityM
    @CalamityM 5 років тому +12

    Videos opens on Jon's beautiful, adorable smile *thumb up*

  • @seanclements6206
    @seanclements6206 4 роки тому +3

    Am I the only American who has never seen British television but came across these shows by chance and are obsessed?

    • @monkastar
      @monkastar 3 роки тому +1

      British humor is the best 😍

    • @PeterSedesse
      @PeterSedesse Рік тому

      seriously. when the pandemic started i found 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, which is an insanely complicated title... and now i could do a top 100 jokes from it just from memory. glory hole #3 naming penises #2 and challenging wank #1

  • @antonkaunas7300
    @antonkaunas7300 5 років тому +59

    9:34 Oh Jon if only you knew...

    • @joostswg
      @joostswg 5 років тому

      who that?

    • @jacob4690
      @jacob4690 5 років тому +4

      TheIkawatay Helen Flanagan

  • @queerzerstyx
    @queerzerstyx 5 років тому +11

    That point where Jon says "I can pretend I am in new York with all my mates... Where everyone know your name... " NO! Jon that show is set in Boston! Get your shit together!

    • @ajivins1
      @ajivins1 5 років тому +4

      He's been getting all his shit together for years and puts it in boxes in his attic.

    • @picb8156
      @picb8156 5 років тому

      He fucked up badly there.

  • @narahsoaresc
    @narahsoaresc 3 роки тому +7

    1:28 It's s so funny to watch Jon running away from the spider.

  • @Im__Your__Huckleberry
    @Im__Your__Huckleberry 2 місяці тому

    "I tempt you now, do your worst"
    Well they did it, Sean is no longer with us.

  • @jamesbutler6253
    @jamesbutler6253 3 роки тому +1

    "And me dad's a Norse". Is he Rob? I thought he was English. 😜

  • @ahillmann
    @ahillmann 5 років тому +10

    9:34 Someone really looks like she wants to swim into Jon's pants.

    • @edithcoberman
      @edithcoberman 3 роки тому +1

      Was going to say ‘How can you see me?!!?’ But I decided not to expose myself

  • @FinlaysFireSystemsElectrical
    @FinlaysFireSystemsElectrical 2 роки тому

    ‘’id open a pub and call it the mars bar’’
    thats the most british thing i’ve heard in a while

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 4 роки тому +1

    He such a character

  • @sunnyleatham
    @sunnyleatham 5 років тому +12

    Joe is life

  • @childress2931
    @childress2931 Рік тому

    Jon mentions New York bars and then sings the Cheers theme. Mayday Malone would be a bit upset about that. Lol

  • @crispy.monkey
    @crispy.monkey Рік тому

    There used to be a pub on Howard Street in Glasgow called the Mars Bar, which is, strangely, the rhyming slang used to describe someone who was slashed and has a scar on their face 😁

  • @StukaUK
    @StukaUK 5 років тому

    We got there in the end.

  • @willman85
    @willman85 5 років тому

    Cheers was set in Boston.

  • @EmmaRiddle543
    @EmmaRiddle543 3 роки тому +1

    I love how it’s the same clips over again but the ones that I do want to see again never come up. I mean...

  • @CalDoggyDaddu
    @CalDoggyDaddu 7 місяців тому

    I just watched 12minutes for "Mars Bar" and im fuming about it

  • @nanka2002
    @nanka2002 5 років тому +7

    jamelia is so cute saying sorry when running away from the spider... how can she be so cute doing whatever?!

  • @Ash_Dean
    @Ash_Dean 5 років тому +2

    The marsbar is in Worcester =).

  • @zahermiah7834
    @zahermiah7834 5 років тому +27

    Sean lock should host top gear

  • @jonsummers9302
    @jonsummers9302 5 років тому +21

    Thing is i have early comedy shows when jimmy the messed up doll had a human laugh . What happened to it .

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 5 років тому +8

      That was his fake laugh. He made an effort for a while to produce a "normal" laugh, but he gave up on it.

  • @nickpels5772
    @nickpels5772 3 роки тому

    I legitimately thought the spider was going to be joe. But that sounds like more of a countdown gag

  • @michaelairley2015
    @michaelairley2015 5 років тому

    Cheers was set in Boston.....

  • @XxHaydoKidxX
    @XxHaydoKidxX 3 роки тому +1

    Man, he would be upset to know there's already a Bar in Adelaide called Mars Bar

  • @thechazzler8934
    @thechazzler8934 4 роки тому +1

    Is it weird that Joe just never changed

  • @skop2680
    @skop2680 4 роки тому +2

    Cheer's is in Boston, I thought

  • @benmatthews1993
    @benmatthews1993 3 роки тому

    The Mars Bar

  • @dimed2338
    @dimed2338 3 роки тому +5

    ‘Work the body’ was the first time Joe made me laugh, I remember watching it on TV..I’d look up the year but it’d probably depress me

  • @spiderdink8468
    @spiderdink8468 3 роки тому

    I am always here x

  • @levimcglinchey5843
    @levimcglinchey5843 4 роки тому

    Boston, Jon. Boston.

  • @kuruman1
    @kuruman1 3 роки тому

    When I’m skint the first thing I give up is space exploration.

  • @davidharrison9324
    @davidharrison9324 4 роки тому +3

    i for one would pay to see jon v josh fight

  • @CalDoggyDaddu
    @CalDoggyDaddu 7 місяців тому

    Sean baited all the demons and then died, sheesh

  • @wendyraymond1751
    @wendyraymond1751 5 років тому

    I love this show x thanku x joe is a legend x so funny x love u joe x god bless x

  • @chrisskirving9316
    @chrisskirving9316 5 років тому

    Im joining Jon, could not be asked to look at the fireworks this year.

  • @afrinaktar97
    @afrinaktar97 5 років тому

    NICE 😃😀😄😊☺

  • @chattycathydoll
    @chattycathydoll 5 років тому +3

    A Mars a day helps you work, rest and tell proper jokes.

  • @kellie5476
    @kellie5476 5 років тому +1

    I bet Rob can eat an apple through a fence though...

  • @getthezepout
    @getthezepout Рік тому

    Cheers was in Boston

  • @Jaymz001
    @Jaymz001 5 років тому +5

    OK, legitimately, The Mars Bar is/was the name of the gay bar in Adelaide, Australia....

  • @neithere
    @neithere 3 роки тому

    I thought Joe was going to tell that whole story from Bradbury

  • @thetarotbogan
    @thetarotbogan Рік тому

    Hahaha I was in Airlie beach and there was some random guy holding a carpet python he found in the bush around his neck. I asked if I could borrow it and took it to my mixed dorm room to scare the girls. It totally worked, they slammed the door right in my face. Good times.

  • @abigreen9470
    @abigreen9470 5 років тому

    We have a Marrs bar in my town!

  • @swine13
    @swine13 4 роки тому +1

    I feel like I know the lady handling the spider..

  • @dawgofrick3
    @dawgofrick3 5 років тому

    Somebody needs to tell Jon that Cheers is set in Boston, not New York. Two cities you definitely don't want to mix up.

  • @bjrnchrstn
    @bjrnchrstn 2 роки тому

    so the title of these clips is actually the final 5 srconds. jeeez.

  • @scottorgan2255
    @scottorgan2255 5 років тому

    Australia here thats just a little one

  • @donavonrobbins1908
    @donavonrobbins1908 3 роки тому

    Run away! Run away!

  • @josephstanfield6647
    @josephstanfield6647 5 років тому +1

    Sounds like Michael Caine.

  • @marcmc23279
    @marcmc23279 4 роки тому

    Cheers is set in Boston, not New York

  • @CT02
    @CT02 5 років тому

    There is a pub called the Mars bar in Worcester

  • @forfob2955
    @forfob2955 5 років тому +2

    When your an astrophysicist

  • @slobodanreka1088
    @slobodanreka1088 5 років тому

    1:38 "... Or Girls Aloud without the ginger one."

  • @mickhack8034
    @mickhack8034 5 років тому +67

    9:34 thats the sexiest thing i've seen in 32 years!

    • @burkerr1910
      @burkerr1910 5 років тому +5

      helen Flanagan, Coronation Street star.

    • @hassanmahmood3591
      @hassanmahmood3591 5 років тому +5

      She wanted him bad!!!😉

    • @krashd
      @krashd 5 років тому +5

      ua-cam.com/video/aYl6noqmd_s/v-deo.html Happy birthday, Mick!

    • @mickhack8034
      @mickhack8034 5 років тому +1

      @Rob Fraser sweet jesus

    • @mickhack8034
      @mickhack8034 5 років тому +1

      @Shisui San no just really horny now because of her

  • @snakm
    @snakm 3 роки тому

    I've always wondered what those apples on their collars are. Are they mics?

    • @SaltBayGull
      @SaltBayGull 3 роки тому

      Poppies, for Remembrance Day (the UK Memorial Day)

  • @ninetoedmike
    @ninetoedmike 5 років тому +9

    Naturally occurring methane is odourless.

  • @orancallaghan4288
    @orancallaghan4288 4 роки тому +1

    Joe Wilkinson gave that tie away on taskmaster

    • @The3Storms
      @The3Storms 4 роки тому

      Oran Callaghan
      Good eye, that’s the one!