I used to work at a local paper in northern England. People would come and tell us about embarrassing shit they did all the time. My favorite was a woman who wanted to get "addictive" tattooed across her tummy, but spelled it wrong for the artist so wound up with "additive" in giant font. She wanted her name, face, and stomach pictured in the paper 🤷🏻♀️
Sounds like NI lol, as a resident it’s not a very exciting country, love seeing the random stories in the paper. My granny actually used to work for the Dungannon paper so it was fun finding out random things people did there
0:23 This image is actually real, but nobody knows who took the image or what purpose it served. It was found inside of a children's hospital and uploaded to Reddit, the poster being reasonably creeped out. It's assumed that these Teletubbies costumes were brought in to cheer the kid up, but that's not 100% confirmed. A very mysterious image indeed...
what i think....is that they have those mesh bug eyes some cheap mascot cstumes have, with a cheap camera in low lighting its possible the mesh just crushed into black
the gregs drone display actually did happen, they put 1000 synchronised drones up in the air with lights on them and make different pictures and displayed the most popular company is called SKYMAGIC
The gas bill thing is wild, but something similar did actually happen to me. I moved into a new place with a gas boiler. Everywhere else I had lived gave me a combined utilities bill at the end of the month, which included water, gas, and electricity. And I'm not just talking student digs, this is proper apartments in different towns across the country. We assumed this new place was the same. 4 months in, on a cold December night, our heating just stopped working. Turns out the gas at this place was billed separately, but we never once received any correspondence from the gas company, and it was not included with our welcome package of things to set up. You'd think they'd send something out once they noticed it being used without payment, rather than just cutting it off in the middle of a cold spell. It of course took about a week to get it back online. TLDR: Gas company, which we didn't realise was a separate bill in this apartment, didn't contact us at all then cut off our gas without warning several months in.
@@Eggzy-b7f Silver spoon? What kind of bonkers response is this 😂 It’s not a competition mate, I was just sharing a similar story to the one in the video. The annoying thing wasn’t the length of time without heating, but the way the company just refused to send any correspondence or warnings.
Pumpkin Juice Isn't readily available in pretty much every shop in the UK due to the lack of following and the fact we only really have pumpkins during Halloween. It does exist though many people choose to make it themselves I'd imagine it would be rather bitter.
The gas bill one reminds me of my friends (C&N), who built their house in 1995, they just carried on living there without thinking too much about it. In 2017 C got a phonecall from British gas, asking if she would like to switch providers, it was at that point she realised that they'd never had a bill in 22 years, so she said "no thanks, I'm fine" 😂
The guy who was banned from being a gimp made an appearance in the newspapers at work the other day - me and my coworkers couldn't stop laughing at it and I don't think our manager was impressed lmao
I am an NHS receptionist (but in urgent care, not a GP surgery) and can confirm, every GP receptionist I deal with thinks I’m trying to steal official state secrets or something.
if I had a nickel for every time George reacted to the sad climbing frame. I'd have three nickels, which isn't alot, but it's strange that it happened thrice.
Squirrels.. They get fed bacon and love it. Then they expect every human to have bacon. When they don't give it to them they attack humans... I know, I know, its amazing.. I've spent a small fortune on bacon, trying to get em to start teaming up... Hahahaha!
I had about 5 Uni assignments when I first started watching this No Context Britain series. As I finished my final assignment I also finished the last video on this series. Now I have nothing to watch for when my next assignment comes up. I’m very angy George!
That first video broke me as much as it did playing cyberpunk for the first time where Adam smasher walks by and says " you look like a cut of fuckable meat are you" so unexpected that it broke me.
Okay, so here's a crazy wacky eco-nut idea. If you're buying some food on the go from a supermarket or what-have-ye, and it doesn't include a disposable fork... Bring a fork. Wrap it in a plastic bag, tuck it in your backpack, jacket pocket, purse, whatever you have. Not that forking hard.
As someone who works in energy.. that statement about the couple who owed money could most definitely be true. It is up to customers to make sure bills are correct otherwise, they’ll just be estimated bills and they continue to pay a small amount until one day, they need to do an actual read then boom! 11 grand debt lol
My parents dog gets excited/spooked whenever we do birthday cakes because of the fire on the candle, so even the one time we sung it without the cake due to it being a weird day it set her off barking as she had associated that song with lit candles. also most tescos and other stores near me with meal deals supply wooden sporks now.
actually, even McDonald's vary their prices. i was checking on the prices ahead of time and it was like £2 more at one of the m6 service stations for a meal than in the nearest town edit: forgot to mention that this was a few days ago just after they added the mcmuffin with drink bundle. apparently this service station didnt realise, and that was cheaper than a mcmuffin there.
I live half way between 2 McDonalds, one is more expensive than the other for certain items (milkshake, apple pie, McFlurry) but the burgers cost the same.
@@Gazmus yes, I know. i was responding to something in the video. things at servos are more expensive, which is exactly my point. i don't get your reply
@@EngineerRunner From the McDonalds website: "Why don't you list prices on the McDonald's website? McDonald's prices vary by location. Ninety percent of McDonald's restaurants are independently owned and operated by franchisees, who have the ability to set their own prices." BK will be the same, and subway, and any fast food place.
@1:45 thats a local location from me and saw the original post on Facebook. Its a small village with limited off street parking and people cant seem to park large cars here 😂
0:33 it might be because I follow absolute weirdos on twitter but every video of this woman I saw had people asking "is this Reece Shearsmith" under it lmao
I heard somewhere that the reason a majority of "playgrounds" look like that in cities with large estates/low income housing areas is so that it stops people with certain criminal convictions cant move into them and cause potential well-being issues for the residents since part of their punishment is requiring to be a certain distance from certain areas/things all the time.
The irony of someone writing an article about Americans not knowing which things in Harry Potter are British…… like the “British” drink made from the juice of plant not even native to the same continent as Britain..
FYI: pumpkin juice is a base for alot thick juices (e.g. apricot / pear / strawberry or similar). Because its cheap a.f. Just like apple juice it base for clear ones. So when you get "strawberry juice 100% fruit content" its not 100% strawberies mashed up. Its like next to nothing strowbery + a bunch of pumpkin + sweetener and aromas. Otherwise a litre of strawberry juice would cost like 10 euros.
I literally thank the heavens above when i see a no context Britain uploaded by Mr.M as a irish boy looking at the mess that is the uk makes me feel a little better about the mess in Ireland uk is slightly worse
If Tesco was getting rid of the utensils for environmental reasons they'd just switch to forks made of like balsa wood or some cheap wood. It's 100% to increase profits like Apple getting rid of wall chargers in the box
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It's always a good day when u can watch a No Context Britain
Solve my riddles
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@@SmithySmithTheFifth no 😢
What do you do with your spare time from using “u”
I used to work at a local paper in northern England. People would come and tell us about embarrassing shit they did all the time. My favorite was a woman who wanted to get "addictive" tattooed across her tummy, but spelled it wrong for the artist so wound up with "additive" in giant font. She wanted her name, face, and stomach pictured in the paper 🤷🏻♀️
Sounds like NI lol, as a resident it’s not a very exciting country, love seeing the random stories in the paper. My granny actually used to work for the Dungannon paper so it was fun finding out random things people did there
Jesus, that old woman's Bilbo Baggins-style transformation is terrifying
With all the charm of a Sackville Baggins
i'm trying to find the video. anyone know what's called? George didn't post link for it. nice one G
@@maddal1705 just search for British lady Zimbabwe.
U love them game grumps and horrible histories doncha?
fr, she came down with a sudden case of Satan.
For anyone else wondering, around 1:26 the kid says "it's been in the freezer for about 2 hours"
dunno how George couldn't decipher that, it was pretty easy to understand
@@abbyelectricThat's what I thought. It was crystal clear.
it was easy to understand
where can i find that clip
@@Wes2201:23
So glad this series is ongoing
mood
@@Optix713 solve my riddles
The weird shit Brits get up to never stops and I’m here for it.
:(
this series is the only thing keeping me going
Same 🥲
I love england it is an awesome place with many sane people
who’s putting a gun to your head
@@ocean_8082king charles 3rd
@Tunafish111 nah mate his fingers are too fat to get round the trigger
@@tbhcreature11 his sausage fingers wouldent fit on the trigger
@@ocean_8082I am 🥰 (/j if you can’t tell)
0:23 This image is actually real, but nobody knows who took the image or what purpose it served. It was found inside of a children's hospital and uploaded to Reddit, the poster being reasonably creeped out. It's assumed that these Teletubbies costumes were brought in to cheer the kid up, but that's not 100% confirmed. A very mysterious image indeed...
what i think....is that they have those mesh bug eyes some cheap mascot cstumes have, with a cheap camera in low lighting its possible the mesh just crushed into black
the gregs drone display actually did happen, they put 1000 synchronised drones up in the air with lights on them and make different pictures and displayed the most popular company is called SKYMAGIC
That's so dystopian
@@lordpyronowtubby6141 yeah it is, you should see the spitfire one they did over london for d-day, its like were in a futuristic movie
No Context Britain is an iconic part of this channel. I love it 😂
The gas bill thing is wild, but something similar did actually happen to me. I moved into a new place with a gas boiler. Everywhere else I had lived gave me a combined utilities bill at the end of the month, which included water, gas, and electricity. And I'm not just talking student digs, this is proper apartments in different towns across the country. We assumed this new place was the same. 4 months in, on a cold December night, our heating just stopped working. Turns out the gas at this place was billed separately, but we never once received any correspondence from the gas company, and it was not included with our welcome package of things to set up. You'd think they'd send something out once they noticed it being used without payment, rather than just cutting it off in the middle of a cold spell. It of course took about a week to get it back online.
TLDR: Gas company, which we didn't realise was a separate bill in this apartment, didn't contact us at all then cut off our gas without warning several months in.
Grow up mate, I've done like 2 years without heating
Silver Spoon
@@Eggzy-b7f Silver spoon? What kind of bonkers response is this 😂 It’s not a competition mate, I was just sharing a similar story to the one in the video. The annoying thing wasn’t the length of time without heating, but the way the company just refused to send any correspondence or warnings.
Gotta love a no context Britain video
Pumpkin Juice Isn't readily available in pretty much every shop in the UK due to the lack of following and the fact we only really have pumpkins during Halloween. It does exist though many people choose to make it themselves I'd imagine it would be rather bitter.
1:25 " its been in the freezer for about 2 hours " ur welcome
1:09 she turned into gollum from lord of the rings
The gas bill one reminds me of my friends (C&N), who built their house in 1995, they just carried on living there without thinking too much about it. In 2017 C got a phonecall from British gas, asking if she would like to switch providers, it was at that point she realised that they'd never had a bill in 22 years, so she said "no thanks, I'm fine" 😂
“Babies look like small wrinkled potatoes” ~George M, 2023
I saw it right then then read u say it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love this series and that it’s ongoing
0:59 felt like a resident evil cutscene
It’s official! There are more episodes of No Context Britiain than there are WarioWare games.
Imagine going to your friends house and you just see a trolley house in the garden 😂
4:28 i was watching an american youtuber once and they didn't think wine gums were real💀
Got sick today so thank for making my day better George
As a bouncer. Even we are scared of the GP Receptionists
the best series on UA-cam returns
george the type of guy to post banger videos that improve my day
The guy who was banned from being a gimp made an appearance in the newspapers at work the other day - me and my coworkers couldn't stop laughing at it and I don't think our manager was impressed lmao
I am an NHS receptionist (but in urgent care, not a GP surgery) and can confirm, every GP receptionist I deal with thinks I’m trying to steal official state secrets or something.
if I had a nickel for every time George reacted to the sad climbing frame. I'd have three nickels, which isn't alot, but it's strange that it happened thrice.
No one is more British than George Memeulous
The glass series we didnt need but did at the same time
1:31 "it's been in the freezer for about two hours"
Yeah weren’t even that hard to understand lol
I'm waiting for my tesco trolley shed, george.
As an epileptic, those stairs almost gave me a seizure😅
That old guy gives off Gollum vibes 😅
I thought that was a woman 😂💀
@@LOE_117It was a woman.
can we all appreciate how goerge gets us pregnant every video?
Unfunny
Nny
Please stop with the weird breeding kink
I’m a guy and I agree
5:57 Aye the Greggs drone show actually happened up in Newcastle, it was because the festive bake just came out
Big man
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
Babe wake up no context britain 24 is out
This is one of the best George Memeulous series
7:40 just a little snack 💀
fish finger sandwiches are god's gift to man, george
My old school used to do them on some Fridays and they were one of the two only good meal choices that canteen provided. I loved them
No context britain is a series where we look at the best of britain
Squirrels.. They get fed bacon and love it. Then they expect every human to have bacon. When they don't give it to them they attack humans... I know, I know, its amazing.. I've spent a small fortune on bacon, trying to get em to start teaming up... Hahahaha!
George calling it a trolley house has made my day
I had about 5 Uni assignments when I first started watching this No Context Britain series. As I finished my final assignment I also finished the last video on this series. Now I have nothing to watch for when my next assignment comes up. I’m very angy George!
George once said they"just look like rinkley potatos"
That old woman looks a bit like penny-wise down the drain 1:02 🤣🤣🤣
We need a no context Australians
Great video lad
That first video broke me as much as it did playing cyberpunk for the first time where Adam smasher walks by and says " you look like a cut of fuckable meat are you" so unexpected that it broke me.
2 big bens next to each other would be all too familiar… never forget
6:16 DEVON MENTIONED 🗣🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️
My friend has never payed electricity and has never had i bill. He has stayed there for 7 years now 😂. Im sure it will catch up with him one day
yayayay another vid!! ^^
Okay, so here's a crazy wacky eco-nut idea.
If you're buying some food on the go from a supermarket or what-have-ye, and it doesn't include a disposable fork...
Bring a fork. Wrap it in a plastic bag, tuck it in your backpack, jacket pocket, purse, whatever you have.
Not that forking hard.
As someone who works in energy.. that statement about the couple who owed money could most definitely be true. It is up to customers to make sure bills are correct otherwise, they’ll just be estimated bills and they continue to pay a small amount until one day, they need to do an actual read then boom! 11 grand debt lol
“YIPPPPIE” is what I shouted when Geoergree memulouoeuse unploud ed
Guy with the gas bill is the dude with "frieeeend" from the inbetweeners. Check out that fringe. 😂😂😂😂😂
Fish finger sandwich with some cheddar and tartar sauce is heaven.
George not using the Burger King app for those mad savings smh
7:40 the best part is him ignoring that it looks like a foot
the greggs thing is real pahaha, its in newcastle cos we got some fancy new drones for the football team
Fishfinger sammidges are up there for lazy sunday noms 🙌
The little kid said (01:30): "Ha! It's been in the freezer for about 2 hours"
I think it was 'these' instead of 'ha its'
The boy said he left the bottle shaking for 2 hours lol.
parma violets ARE delicious george thank you for speaking up for the true parma heads
sorry but in my opinion, they are so dry and chalky in your mouth. I will maybe try some again but I don't think it will be a good experience.
Fr I never knew what they were but I always got them from like a friends birthday party or smth
@@mkthemchow dare you.
"It's not even a trick question because it's this one here"
(Points to 12:03 am)
"It's two oh-three am"
sigh
proud brit 🫡
@Bakedpotato-pc9rl solve my riddles
My parents dog gets excited/spooked whenever we do birthday cakes because of the fire on the candle, so even the one time we sung it without the cake due to it being a weird day it set her off barking as she had associated that song with lit candles.
also most tescos and other stores near me with meal deals supply wooden sporks now.
Best series
The Tesco trolley house! 😭😭
i didnt know tesco pasta didnt have forks once and used a pringles lid as a fork
Once I tore a can of monster in half and used the edge as a spoon cuz there wasn't a fork
The clip with the old lady is why I keep mace in my car 💀🤣
actually, even McDonald's vary their prices. i was checking on the prices ahead of time and it was like £2 more at one of the m6 service stations for a meal than in the nearest town
edit: forgot to mention that this was a few days ago just after they added the mcmuffin with drink bundle. apparently this service station didnt realise, and that was cheaper than a mcmuffin there.
I live half way between 2 McDonalds, one is more expensive than the other for certain items (milkshake, apple pie, McFlurry) but the burgers cost the same.
Not to blow your mind entirely...but everything at service stations is more expensive.
@@Gazmus yes, I know. i was responding to something in the video. things at servos are more expensive, which is exactly my point. i don't get your reply
@@EngineerRunner From the McDonalds website: "Why don't you list prices on the McDonald's website? McDonald's prices vary by location. Ninety percent of McDonald's restaurants are independently owned and operated by franchisees, who have the ability to set their own prices." BK will be the same, and subway, and any fast food place.
Good ol' brits
10:20 reminds me of when one of my colleagues forgot about secret santa so he rushed out of the office and came back with 2kg of oats from sainsbury
I received a small, gift-wrapped bath sponge once in a secret santa.
George, that kid with the exploding lucozade said "this bottle of lucozade has been in the freezer for 2 hours" in a broken scouce accent
I love the Shakespearean acting at 0:45.
1:30
Seems like someone hasn't learned how particles expand when froze😂
nice try buster the liquid itself expands not the particles
The greggs drones did happen lol
@1:45 thats a local location from me and saw the original post on Facebook. Its a small village with limited off street parking and people cant seem to park large cars here 😂
1:37 George the kid said "this lucazade has been in the freezer for about 2 hours" (I can't spell)
Digital Big Ben would go undeniably hard
FISH FINGER SANDWICH ARE FUCKING BRILLIANT. NO DISRESPECT
2:57 *sighs* put the digi ben by the big ben... The twin bens... Yep, I'm ready for the stones
In North America, Burger King is one of the cheaper options!
0:33 it might be because I follow absolute weirdos on twitter but every video of this woman I saw had people asking "is this Reece Shearsmith" under it lmao
Dude fish finger butties are ace!
8:20 I think the real question is why did you go to burger king not once but twice
I heard somewhere that the reason a majority of "playgrounds" look like that in cities with large estates/low income housing areas is so that it stops people with certain criminal convictions cant move into them and cause potential well-being issues for the residents since part of their punishment is requiring to be a certain distance from certain areas/things all the time.
“Do they not have prefects in American schools?”
Nah bro, they wouldn’t be able to hear them over the all the gun shots and magic flag patriot chants.
The irony of someone writing an article about Americans not knowing which things in Harry Potter are British…… like the “British” drink made from the juice of plant not even native to the same continent as Britain..
7:22 REAL I LOVE PARMA VIOLETS SO MUCH
FYI: pumpkin juice is a base for alot thick juices (e.g. apricot / pear / strawberry or similar). Because its cheap a.f. Just like apple juice it base for clear ones.
So when you get "strawberry juice 100% fruit content" its not 100% strawberies mashed up. Its like next to nothing strowbery + a bunch of pumpkin + sweetener and aromas. Otherwise a litre of strawberry juice would cost like 10 euros.
I forever feel more proud to he a british citizen after these videos
I dreamt George's mask fell off during a stream so now I know what he looks like and lemme say, it was worth the wait.
No context Britain makes me feel so Patriotic
I literally thank the heavens above when i see a no context Britain uploaded by Mr.M as a irish boy looking at the mess that is the uk makes me feel a little better about the mess in Ireland uk is slightly worse
If Tesco was getting rid of the utensils for environmental reasons they'd just switch to forks made of like balsa wood or some cheap wood. It's 100% to increase profits like Apple getting rid of wall chargers in the box