Vow of the Disciple but Everyone's Angry
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
- Vow of the Disciple but only the funny parts and everyone is angry.
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THE FIRETEAM 👇
Aintpro - / aintpro
Blue - / bluewestlo
Danielle - / traveldanielle
Datto - / dattodoesdestiny
Dom - / domth3demon
My wife:
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FINE I'll upload some destiny 2
Big brain moves lol
Bepis
Burger
So Jez, your saying you DON'T want the world to burn? Interesting XD
Jez how about some Trials or some Legendary WQ Campaign comics hahaha
Datto being super unenthused about Jez's callout names, only to frantically scream "SUBSCRIBE MA' BALLS" was actually my favourite Destiny moment ever.
20:54
My favorite part about watching a Jez raid video is that after the whole thing I can still say that I'm going into the raid blind
None of us have any idea what's going on in these videos. That includes Jez.
The fact Datto literally gets a migraine whenever they raid together is honestly hilarious. Datto's brain is actively screaming at him "why are we friends with this smooth brain?!"
The smoothest of brains, no less. And married to the second smoothest! XD
@@torunsmok5890, everything needs balance, and Danielle and Datto is proof that with the right amount of balance, anything is possible, but it also proves that our actions have consequences that sonic fanboy didn't know how right he was xD
Its not smooth brain. Its acid trip
And yet he keeps coming back for more.
His wife's got at least one wrinkle, it works really hard!
The irony of jez getting three pulse rifles after datto told him to use one is hilarious
The thought of seeing Jez charging at ads stabbing them with a glaive while everyone is running round trying their hardest to do the mechanics will always have me giggling
It's like they specifically crafted the weapon that would allow the derper on any raid team to just derp SO much harder...
Probably all of them see raiding with J3z as 1man down
Watching Danielle's stream during this run was a rollercoaster of emotion
“Glaives are bad”-Jez before refusing to take off his glaive in a raid he’s not done before
It’s actually extremely impressive they stuck to the callouts Jez created at the very beginning
that's literally the point in bringing Jez. he changes things up
Jez brings the chaos and content for the others
I still feel pain on Datto’s behalf.
its same kind pain when your in a room full drunk people and your sober it hurts so much
Datto always experiences two headaches during a new raid launch. The first is always getting so close to World's First, the second is when he will eventually have to guide Jez.
"Lets get you this clear big guy" had me rolling
YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS. EVERY ENCOUNTER DURING MY RUN, I THOUGHT, I CANT WAIT UNTIL JEZ’S FIRETEAM CHAOS DOES THIS ❤️
LITERALLY SAME OMG
Many Jez quotes during our first rune. Turns out our fireteam doesn't have it's own personality
WHY ARE WE YELLING
@@stupidthefish1979 WHY ARENT WE YELLING
@@TheHungryGuardian FUCKING MOOD
When I saw Datto's guide my first thought was "God help this man when it's time to carry Jez".
Editing on this was sensational. Particularly enjoyed the part of Dom being Scar before shoving Jez off the platform. Great work!
the level of funny from this man is just unmatched, wayyyy too entertaining 😂
Between Datto, Blue, Jez, and Danielle there are so many good jokes.
The FACT they managed to do this raid with those AMAZING call put for symbols was 10/10 LMAO
My raid team shall use "Subscribe" and "My Balls" forever now in the hopes of getting those two in that exact order.
The amount of brain that I'd have to scoop out of my head to be as oblivious as Jez would fill at least an ice cream bowl
Jez's analysis of Blue is hella accurate. [He doesn't say anything for like 5 minutes and just bangs em out]. Blue is underrated comedy genius imo
Nah, he ain’t underrated, he’s just so good he doesn’t need our approval
"she married you didnt she" 2:45 that sent him straight to orbit.
Jez in this video: "Is that the cat thing?"
Past Jez: *Makes a Schrödinger joke*
8:36 I literally burst into tears laughing
Love it when the editor makes their feelings and desires known.
You ever just really want to become a mountain Sudan so that Datto will call you Jebel Barkal instead of a disappointment?
3:32 Holy shit i think thats the most accurate description of every "Funi" outfit using guardian in destiny i have ever seen
Datto: finding a good loadout
Jez: what shader should I put on my glaive?
Dom tripping out about the worm is the underrated gem of this video.
Hey Jez, not sure if you'll see this because donos (lol), but lemme just say that I have just started watching your content ( and by that, I mean, it's been on my recommended list but passed them over and now I feel like I posted Cringe like a pleb). Dude, your vids have never stopped making me laugh; when I had a sour day at work or trying to FINALLY finish moving to my new home with the Missus, your vids do make me laugh very much and I appreciate what you do. Keep enjoying the #wholesomecringe life mah dude, I will look forward to more
thank you for the kind words Edwin! I'll have to wok on my titles and thumbnails considering you refused to click for so long LOL. My only goal with the vids is to make people laugh and bring a teaspoon of joy into this PAINFUL existence. Appreciate the $$$ you absolute rich daddy/mommy/entity xoxo
Getting 40 seconds in and saying to myself, "oh no is that poor Datto, oh fuck Datto is in for an uphill battle with this one, isn't he?" Made my whole night. Love you, Jez.
The panic in dattos voice at 20:53 is immaculate
The symbol callouts are 👌 😂 so much perfection!
I feel like Jez putting out all this content suddenly is like when my Dad bought me a ton of presents right before he went out to buy cigarettes
I can't believe you got presents. I feel ripped off
This is one of the most entertaining Destiny 2 videos ever posted. My wife rofl’d the entire time and she doesn’t even play this game. Also she insisted I use the dumba$$ callouts with my team
I feel like jez and blue are the dynamic duo I didn’t know I needed every day.
I will never forget when my lfg teammate called this vow of disappointment
Why lol
@@erichall090909 it was day one and we got error coded a lot
The emote where you sit down in the chair petting the cat always startles me. The cat purring makes me think my cat is sneaking up to jump on my keyboard
Jeez, that roast on Datto.
Jez straight up didn't even wait for him to die before cremating him.
This is one of my favourite videos you uploaded. Every once in a while I rewatch it for all the jokes
.... is this quickest raid completion by Jez? I'm impressed
Danielle really doesn't have a filter, does she? Golden.
I'm scared of the fact I both understood Jez's callouts but also immediately translated them to the actual name.
I think my brain is half smooth and half wrinkled.
Its been a long time since a video has made me laugh as hard as i did for the entire duration of this thank you jez and editors for making my week
@8:31 I Robot edit got me good hahaha
Datto just screaming SHOOT IT! at 20:56 is how we all feel about taking newbie through the raid lol.
Danielle having a full on breakdown is a mood lol!
Who ever does the editing for your videos, they are killing it, especially with this one. Great video!
The call outs have me fucking dying "This is my stuff, she hold" 🤣 "no thinky-think, only drinky-drinl" I mean how in the fuck does he come up with this shit
I love minute 21:00 it’s just the ridiculous Jez callouts and all you see is Jez with a big o smile it killed me 🤣💀
The callouts are kinda the best part of these vids, they add so much RAW CONTENT to it just because of how ridiculous they are XD
Datto saying "that joke didn't land" had me dying laughing because I got it saying the darkness likes stickers 😂
Honestly the entire relics encounter having that "on fire" visual effect in the background is one of the most accurate things I've seen in a good while
You’re really not lying. Whether I’m doing this with a LFG or a group this is by far the funniest and most accurate depiction of the chaos and sense of pressure I feel during that encounter when I’m trying to survive on my hunter who has the health bar of a paper mache kitten while I’m holding the cleanse relic lmao
The fact that you snuck sassy in there shows your Aussie roots and I love it
Jez: here’s a 24 minute video on the raid. A minute and a half of it is the final boss
How Datto does this is beyond my mental capability
That was the most wholesome but chaotic video I've seen in a while and I'm here for it. Keep it up Jeb
Theres just something special about jez and blue raiding and making datto doubt his sanity
Me when I saw Rhulk for the first time:
“Lady Demitrescu step aside, because daddy got gams!”
At 7:57 "jebel" is arabic for mountain (جبل ,الجبل) so it's mountain barkal. same for Sahara Desert the "Sahara" means Desert in arabic (صحراء). it's just funny because i speak arabic and when people say it all i hear is Desert Desert.
Not Jez saying he gotthree pulse rifles when he definitely got deliverance
Ah yes Nick’s work schedule, the deadliest raid boss
I know this video came out a year ago, but I always watch this video because of how good it is
The editing on this was top-notch and hilarious the entire time
Datto: "Subscribe Ma Balls" 🤣😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Is that the cat thing?”
The quantum mechanic big brian 😂
exhibition was gold, multiple people chanting "subscribe to broccoli" immediately followed by "I can nut" was like a one-two punch
the "no" killed me lmao
"well, she married you" just blew me away completely :)
now that i have done the vow raid i find myself using jez callouts mentally
Literally the first thought I had when I saw the symbols in the raid Day 1 was "oh I cannot WAIT to hear what Jez calls all of these"
If anyone ever asks me, “Hey, what is a video game anyway?” I am 100% showing them this video.
Tried watching this video whilst doing homework. Needless to say, I lost enough brain cells that no homework is getting done now.
This video just absolutely wrecks my stomach with laughter… those datto roasts are premium
Clicked on the vid to hear Jez’s wild call outs for all 20 some symbols: was not disappointed
Yes, I was waiting for this chaotic moment with the best callouts
Damn it, we were so close to getting Danielle's video out before yours as well!!! XD
Great video though. So many funny moments!
Looking forward to seeing your vid on it!
I now call the black garden, jebel barkal …. Thank you Datto for a more memorable name
The raid vids with the anger squad is always my favorite content. These vids have got me through some tough times.
Those callouts make me feel so much pain for Datto lmaooo
Not me. He williningly does this.
11:32 Blue literally questioned the universe on this moment 😂
Jez I haven't seen your videos in forever and see this on my page today. I am filled with unfathomable happiness right now. This literally sounds exactly like my team doing pretty much anything in destiny.
You have no idea how happy it made me to once again hear Jason a.k.a. AintPro don the Palpatine voice
I haven’t watched this video for some time now, but I dreamed of Jebel Barkal last night.
20:26 shows why this is the best Fireteam
Seeing these videos literally makes my day so much better
Jez really keeping the good days flowing my guy. Thank you!
I love how Datto warmed up after a while during the third encounter. That was hilarious.
The callouts 😆 best video so far my guy!
Big Lez clips on Big Jez vids are the best, thank you editor ❤️
"I could be a effing mountain in Sudan!" Absolutely! Have you seen Jeb's forehead? Lol jk love you Jeb!
Oh man the cheeky Sassy "whadayatalkinabeet". Love it. Classic.
Danielle: Makes hot dog comment.
Me: I'ma head out.
This is the best show of adults being kids again and it’s a work of art
When your console fireteam does the first encounter without chat... 'Sippy sippy golden drinky drink'. 😂😂
I’ve watched this 4 times and the worm editing still gets me
Absolutely ready for the rage raid content, let’s go
the best part about this vid is just that jez made up crappy symbol callouts, and then that became the only source of comedy for the rest of the vid
Im way too tired, 'unholy dorito' and 'bag of Doritos' should not have me laughing like this
I would not survive this fireteam.....
Jez's insane callouts for all the symbols was the first thing I thought of as I was watching Datto on day one
I love that Danielle is just "one of the bois"
Oh my lord. A raid video uploaded within the first month of said raid's release!? Must be a blessing from the gods
these callouts oh my god, ‘Hurray’ in the 3rd encounter bahahaha