When You Troll Humanity To Extinction in Plague Inc Evolved
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- Опубліковано 11 жов 2019
- Welcome to Plague Inc: Evolved. Plague Inc: Evolved is a unique mix of high strategy and terrifyingly realistic simulation. Your pathogen has just infected 'Patient Zero' - now you must bring about the end of human history by evolving a deadly, global Plague whilst adapting against everything humanity can do to defend itself.
Plague Inc:
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13:28
Patients: coughing blood,vomiting, getting nausea and a few more.
The doctors: No symptoms at all we can safely ignore this disease
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly, he got plague inc back
*bacc
We all know it wasn’t him
World:nothing
Him:I'ma bout to end them with my Mama's spaghetti
Edit: 55 likes?! Thank you all this is the most I goten
M
Zachary Johnson that’s blitz for ya
Who's mama?
Joe mama
69th like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ethen Amiran thats not how it works.
1 wifi bar drops
UA-cam : 0.01p activated.
Michael T. Dice Exactly lmao
Readers: *VERY surprised pikachu face*
Ads:100000000090p
Not 4 me
World explodes
1:16 "you're" would be wrong not "your" (you're meaning "you are" so it would be "you are mom made this food"?)
@@BenH124 this is such a common thing that I don't know if hes joking
Bruh moment
Ben Humphrey but it wasn’t a joke...
So no?
@@BenH124 nope
Both you and Blitz have lost me bc I'm tired
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Not a soul who has ever lived:
Blitz: Let’s name this Yeetus Diabetus.
:-D
The usa in a nutshell
Only people that remember when blits said keep your stick on the ice can like this
royal gamer 33 I miss that :(
True
royal gamer 33 69th like
:(
169 like
Blitz, thank you for the awesome content. I really enjoy it and you should keep up the good work! :)
When day breaks is an SCP-001 proposal
*_someday the sun will rise, and everything hit with the sunlight will melt into a goo monster, capable of forming into each other to become bigger, the monsters will try to bring the survivors into the sunlight, to make more goo monsters_*
I know lot of scps
Like scp 106 old man
and those *monsters* are enslaved to the one who brought them power, now my sandals, or submit.
6:43 mom's spaghetti has succesfully eliminated all life on earth....
...
Blitz managed to correctly correct the wrong spelling. Epic trolling.
(Blitz starts laughing) Blitz: ahhahahaahaahhaha i just got trolled
(The ports got SHUTED DOWWWN)
LOL Blitz you got it backwards! It's your *not* you're. 1:12
When UA-cam starts recommending this.
We all know why
Triple Speed why
Li Chen coronavirus
lol
we all know
Yup
1:19 no brother, no. lol
its spelled incorrect the first time and right the second.
“You are mom will be famous” and blitz says it is “You are mom made this food”
Thank god! Someone else noticed it!
Ben Humphrey it’s not even a joke
woooosh
I love you sooo much. I just want you to keep making amazing videos. Haha.
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
Moms spaghetti = cookie clicker but you make people eat glass
6:08 his disease points
I was just waiting for someone to point that out
Greenland is why I'd focus on infectivity first, then once you're getting close to the whole world getting infected, pile on the symptoms.
6:37 i love that headline
3:06 It's spreading slowly
2 seconds later: Whole world gets infected
Love it when you‘re laughing😂😍
1:18 nuh-uh blitz, exactly the other way around
the dna usually slows when the whole world is infected because nobody is being infected and infections are what gives you dna points
Yeetus Diabeetus....
And the new internet award goes to...
You:yeetus infection
Me: you mean....YEET INFECTION!!
Ohw wow... WHY didn't I see this video earlier Blitz????
Well???? I saw you played my custom scenario Mom's Spaghetti.
Sorry for the spelling mistakes... english is not my main language hahaha.
Really loved it :P
Has anyone ever noticed Blitz laugh
"Why is your mom spelled right once? This should be you're mom like over there"...
no, no your is the right way to spell it...
One time i saw one it said
*_USA IN ANARCHY_*
the USA is falling apart due to fortnite
yolo thats what I named the virus
@Norlanth Tiemeth oh god not my comments now
Not just USA it's everywhere! (Dramatic music in da backround) *Suprised Pikachu face*
@@alphaundpinsel2431 iii
Argentina may or may not have had a resistance to spagetti, they certainly did have a resistance to eating powdered glass
2:17 why would you wanna chew on raw spagetti noodles
me : well..... i.... uh.... its good.... i think
I wonder how you got the name "Yeetus Diabetus" it made me laugh when I read this in the thumbnail.
Same
3:55 OH MY LORD *_GREENLAND_* more like *_Spawhiteland_*
Max bird, rat, sheep, then pick center of 3. Jumps to uninfected
your laughing make my day every time!
I love these kinds of videos
Eminem was diagnosed with the corona virus after his palms were sweaty, knees weak and his arms were heavy. Later research found vomit on his sweater which contained mums spaghetti.
Yea I’m never eating M&M’s again
Well. What a great video!
4:42 who knew spaghetti sauce was terrifying
hello my fellow derpederps
lol my teacher was literally playing this like a few days ago because we were learning about viruses and bacterias
Him : Celebrating 2020
Me in 2021: Kinda old
Mom’s Spaghetti is mind controlling food
Mom's spaghetti symptoms should be weak knees and heavy arms.
You: rather than the vomiting and the coughing-
Me with a chest cold:wut
he thought "your" was wrong but actually "you're" was wrong lmao
I came to your channel back wen you had 100k subs now look at you good job
I don't like how the headache symptom mutated and I got a headache as it said that.
Your mom cooks so well that the whole world died because of its deliciousness
Me:infected
Also me:I LOVE SPAGHETTI THAN LÉCHON
Lol hey I’ve been trying to finish of your first city sky lines
Scp 001 when day breaks
that is actually spelled correct 1:14
14:13 best lough ever :D i subscibe now
holy crap i found you again after years
They got it right, if it said you’re mums spaghetti then it would mean YOU ARE MUMS SPAGHETTI
How is everyone’s day!
Good
terrible I have a broken arm also you end a question with a “?” Not a “!”
Elijah Playz I was excited to ask.
@@wrillwastaken actually its well. That's grammar
@@jae1122 why do you need to correct me saying I had a good day?
For that Yeetus Diabetus, Greenland has closed it’s ports.
11:34 look at the year
I'm watching this during the very start of Corona virus
Yeetus cleetus- wait cleetus?! ALBERT HOW DID YOU SLIP THROUGH?! HOW!? TELL ME!!!!!
"your" is the possessive form of the word, "you're" is the combined words you are this is used to indicate an action
Hydrofluoric acid? Thats the worlds strongest acid.
Mom: So this is how you make mom spaghetti!
Also mom: *makes high quality spaghetti*
Also also mom: Now for the g l a s s p o w d e r
Humanity got yeetus deletus by blitz.
I was dying in the last one when he was going he he he
6:38 Argentina officially supports Illuminati conspiracy
o.o
Blitz you did an SCP scenario, you have to play SCP:CB now
It says 1925 on the year counter but only in 1970 there were 4 billion people yet the game is still showing the same population that there is today
Omg in moms spaghetti, Greenland just went beserk
Look what you did...
LOOK AT IT
LOOK AT YOUR DESTRUCTION
blitz:this is supossed to be you're
me:... no its not it says your mom's so you're means you are so it would say you are mom's XD
Raw spaghetti dipped in Condensed Milk = mmmmmmmmmmm
3:54 watch Greenland explode!! ;D
Finland is smart they were first to try create a curr
3:54 look at greenland it just went
the 05 and MTF: we have a eow situation on our hands people! I want to know what team did not bring back the infected, they are herbye to be terminated!
Me: how t destroy the world
Internet: W.D. 40 me goes into plague inc. name plague W.D. 40 lol
Play impeached
The next custom: *ROMAN EMPIRE DISEASE, ITALY HAS HAD ENOUGH*
No per favore, NO
Feroxino
Yes, YES
My entire homeroom likes to eat raw spaghetti
Mostly the part where it goes ring around the rosey
0:46 that's sal from impractical Jokers lol
Me playing moms spagetttt "ME PALMS R SWEATY AS A SWEATY SOCCER SKIN
14:12 This dude sounds like Scooby Doo
Combine pure noodles (cooked) put it in the microwave with like an one eighth of a butter stick and a bunch of salt BOOM! That's a some yummy butter noodles
spAAAAAAAget
When day breaks is one of the high is one of the scp 1 documents which depicts a phenomena Where after an unknown amount of time The sun would get so hot that it turns every living being that touches the sunlight into a body of melton skin and flesh That would turn other people into melton skin and flesh
Spaghetti: *eliminates humanity*
Me: wait even herself?
YEET level is
*OVER 9000!!!!*
🤣🤣🤣 Yeetus Diabetus 😂😂😂😂 I just cant
This is when Gluten Free’s Win
Well they did it the messes have killed all
Green land is cold, that’s why they don’t get infected easily
10:57 Alaska Us this is the biggest state in America that’s why it’s still alive and the cold temperatures just freeze the disease wait why does it say it’s a part of Canada
Oh hai.
Name your virus: hakdog
3:41 Alaska chilling a few. Minutes after Alaska has died :( wait what about Hawaii
The when day breaks means is the sun blew up
Future mastermind of deadly drugs confirmed