@@krewlex_ghost wrong, he got a sword named anaclusmos/riptide from his dad and a shield from his half brother, of whom is a cyclops. wat up og fans? here's a sad spoiler for trials of apollo JASON DIES!!!
Jack: *asks innocently* Would you follow me into a battle? Jack: *holds out a real fucking axe* Jack: *innocent deep voice* Would you come to pillage a village with me?
My guy lost. His. Shit. I was like "I'm gonna try Sean's coffee one of these days" and instead of "$13 shipping for some beans?!", he was like "HE MAKES HOT CHOCOLATE SO WHEN YOU ORDER IT ORDER ME SOME HOT CHOCOLATE TOO I WANT IT BY XMAS PLEASE THX LOVEYOU."
2:53 the fact that i used that wild kratts picture for my class a few days ago is crazy, also its an amazing show! just like all the old shows on pbs kids
Imagine Jack becoming a crazed serial killer and before he starts torturing people to death, he sings "It's Maim Time!" If I have to have this in my head, so do you.
@@stagdragon3978 You have to be able to hit those octaves though. My voice almost goes that low, it just doesn't have quite the same depth, bass or volume that corpse's does. I would not say corpse is easy to impersonate, but it can be done somewhat. I have known a few people with very low voices who could probably do it though, it's not as uncommon as some people seem to think.
LOVE ME LIKE YOU LOVE ME WHEN YOU LOVE ME
wow 8 seconds ago
love you
omg
Whaaaaaaluigi does drugs
Don't worry, we love u.
“You don’t want to blend into the crowd...” he says, explaining how to disperse a crowd.
What's up one topic:))
topicey wopicey? you watch jack?
Ayyeee, your here
Hello!
HI!
Crewmate: *gets brutally murdered*
Jack: This is cute.
Yis
Kinda sus
Sean is the imposter
Hey I'm really inspired by Jack. It would be amazing if you checked my videos out :D
@@EgoKen Na
Unus Annus: everything is legal when you’re dead
Seán: everything is legal if you don’t get caught
Everything is free if you run fast enough
He is kinda right tho
If you dead you can't do anything
Everything is free if your invisible to the human population
neither are wrong
Especially tax fraud
Sean: Jackland? Seanland? Meland?
Me, an intellectual: McGloughland
YES
Y E S
*this is the way*
THIS IS THE WAY
THATS TOP OF THE MORRNIN' TO YA!!!
“This place has about...”
Seán’s brain probably: quick, MATH
*Big Shaq has entered the chat*
Wow that was fast
@Percy Jackson I don't know if I should help. The books say you have a trident from your father, Poseidon.
@@krewlex_ghost wrong, he got a sword named anaclusmos/riptide from his dad and a shield from his half brother, of whom is a cyclops. wat up og fans?
here's a sad spoiler for trials of apollo
JASON DIES!!!
@@chadgray3976 In my defense, it's been a while.
Jack: "Drink coffee stupid!"
Also Jack: - sips some *water* -
damn your comment got liked
I would like this comment but it has 669 likes and I can't ruin that.
Nice
@@Caprisonslurp you can like it now :)
Jack: "Drink coffee stupid!"
Also Jack: - sips some water -
His fans: Drink coffee stupid!
Sounds like Minecraft with corpse and sykkuno is a must have 🤔
*"syunkko"*
@@taylreiiinss OOPS- HAHSHA I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE
Pls yes
Tina and Fusley too..... u said minecraft my bad... I love to see them in among us!!!!
Yeeeeeesssssssss
Is anyone else noticing how long Jack’s eyelashes are? It’s pretty isn’t it
complimenting a man’s eyelashes shouldn’t be controversial, i have adorable fking eyelashes and i’m a MANLY MAN
holy shit now I can't stop looking at his eyes
Hopefully corpse likes it * anime girl laugh*
TF
HOLY SHIT I WANT TO MAKE HIM AS A ANIME CHARACTER BUT WITH EYE LASHES OMFGGGGG
"It's not crime if you don't get caught" = "Everything's legal when your dead"
[laughs in tax fraud]
Unus Annus Unus Annus
Memento Mori
Post mortem
M e m e n t o M o r i. U n u s A n n u s.
Corpse and Jack honestly have a very wholesome friendship and I Have never loved anything more
Same
yes
Can't forget about sykuwu
I keep refreshing and this comment gets like 20 likes a second. Wow
sykkuno: 👁💧👄💧👁
Jack:"My names not even jack!"
Me: "I know that SEAN"
Lol
The title sounds like CORPSE was having a stroke when recording his song.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
@@azadielspace1897 , same
@B Bui ...twitter. And it was in the video😂
11:13 for everyone who will be asking.
@B Bui Yeah, it was in the video but I just used the title because I didn't wanna find a time stamp.
Sounds like one of sweet Anitas tics
"It's about to be Jackland. Seanland!"
But.. but Sean Mclough-land
(If you're wondering, it's at 8:31)
* y e s *
This land Is Your-Land, this land is My-Land, from California, to the Sean Mclough-Land XD
omg you're a genius
yes
Yes I was like ugh
Jack: “are you proud of yourself?”
Also Jack: “I’m very proud of you”
*Duality. That’s deep, Jack.*
Speech 10000000
IQ I N F I N I T Y
His name is Sean i think
@@rommelsolis1859 I know, and yes. But I use jack because not everyone knows
I didnt say any of this
the video: memes
Jacksepticeye: *Starts teaching parts of ireland*
*gets out of school after mainly learning about land forms and such* *screams when he hears "ok now pets learn something"*
Jack based on that title please blink twice if you are being held captive
He definitely is
Hello.
Hi Justin
0:12
6:26 HE DID IT
Ireland and Britain for the last 800 years: "MY LAND"
Jack liked
Northern ireland is uk
@@iamme5913 northen Ireland is in ireland not britain
Is for me
@@zenithchan1646 no it isnt ffs
Jack is just in a Polyamorous marriage with everyone he’s ever played a video game with
Oof
I miss his collab w/ h2oDelirious... Dept was fun!
Why does he have an axe beside him
@@slyriddle968 he has done a collab with delirious and i didn't know!? I feel ashamed of myself....
LMAO he better fucking read your comment 😭😂
"Going to storm ireland and take it back." "From who?" "It doesn't matter."
That's got to be the most Irish thing I've ever heard.
Nobody:
Not A single soul:
Jack: What's the point of having subscribers on youtube if their not going to raid a country with you
*me sweating in australian 24 million population*
U mean Seán we exposed his real name
Well what did I say, coward?
The Scandinavian vikings shall sail with Jack into the battle!
@@ShadzeriosFIN SEÁN NOT JACK
When Jack raids Ireland with all of his subscribers, he should name it “Sean McLoughland”
Yes.
y e s
I love the All Might profile picture
That’s what I thought too!!
69 LIKES
Sean: “I should just critique your memes.”
Me: “So a... Meme Review?”
*I see what you did there.*
..... dammit
I loaded the replies 57 seconds after jack added that reply. I can feel jack
@@jacksepticeye 😯
:o
I like how Jack saw himself kill someone and said “this is cute”
imposter: *crushes crewmate against the whiteboard, smashing their entire top half into oblivion*
seán: “that’s cute”
Sean: "Its about to become Jackland! Seanland! ...MYLAND!"
My Brain: Mcloughland
I think this is officially one of my favorite comments I’ve seen🤣
I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one to think of this. 😄
Oh no its good
NO! Samland 💚 👁
BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
"That's not a lot of people on such a large landmass"
*Canadian laughter echoing across the tundra* "Silly Sean"
This is exactly the joke I came here to make lol
As a Canadian (Manitoban) I can confirm
yeah, tell me about it
Finland: "Amateurs!" 😂🇫🇮
You can span Calgary in a day by bike..... But the moment you exit it's just...... *Nothing*
Jack: *asks innocently* Would you follow me into a battle?
Jack: *holds out a real fucking axe*
Jack: *innocent deep voice* Would you come to pillage a village with me?
Jack: “drink coffee stupid”
Also Jack: *sips water*
SFW
IQ - 1000000000000000000
Dude has a coffee That’s the ironic part
Well, there's also the fact that some of us would get a heart attack if we did drink coffee, just saying.
@@Johny433 yeah, but survival of the fittest. If you're gonna die to some beans, then.....
“It’s not crime if you don’t get caught”
-jacksepticeye, 2020
I mean...is he wrong👀
gruncle stan
Then Jack gets caught
@@bethanyvanek6669 now that would be a Crime
@@dimreaper8883 omg truee
Jack should do the drums while corpse sings and Felix plays the Alpine Horn.
And Sykkuno can play the Bass!!
Oml yes!
Also KSI can play his new French horn
Felix: Overrated trash pile
I need this to happen so badly omg
when jack’s voice crack it sounded like dr doofenshmirtz
doofenshmirtz evil inc!
"it's about to become Jackland, Seanland, my land"
he should have said Sean Mcloughland
I said jackseptic- island
That’s a good one 😂
No he should have said Septicisle Like I named my Animal Crossing island.
mcLAUGHland
ahhh you beat me to it...
“Jackland. Seánland.”
Me, an intellectual: McLoughland
I came to the comments to say EXACTLY this.
GENIUS!
I don't understand, it's just his name, Sean McLaughland
Same, it truly was a missed opportunity
I LITERALLY ONLY CAM ON COMMENTS TO FIND THE OTHERS 😂😂😂
“Oh mama I’ve been this for a long time...8 years!....In Azkaban!” ✋🏻😭
That shit had me laughing WAY harder than it should have. I replayed it like 7 times, laughing harder each time. Oof.
I can't believe he's talking about taking Ireland for himself and didn't use the opportunity to call it Mcloughland
literally what i just said, thank you
Pls I was just thinking this
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!!! JACK BE DOING A SEAN (sorry for not placing the foda there) MCLANDCING
Could we have toss boy back
Crap. I just put that XD
Jack: -pitching his coffee-
Me who doesn't drink coffee: oh...
Jack: Also hot chocolate!
Me: *OH?!*
i wish he sold tea
Me who drinks both: OOOOOOHHHHH?
Legit agree he needs tea! I’m not a coffee girl at all but Irish teas would be dope!
Yes
I really like how he doesn’t care what people think about him anymore bc now he’s jus like “ DO BETTER THAN THIS GUYS “
It is Purple gang now.
Have a good day.
@Alice Franks AN76D I DONT (######) LOVE YOU RANDOM COTIZEN JACKS LOST HIS BLEEPIN MOIND LIK ME.HAVA GOODA
@@DanielMike_ have a gooda
@Alice Franks hav a gooda
Jack, about Ireland: We like you, we just don't want to live near you.
Me: I have found where I belong
Seán: "I'll tell you what happened"
Me: "unas annus died"
What's unus annus
Don’t make me cry like that
@@tetsuroukuroo4555 get out
@@thebumhead3169 I'm sorry, I'm taking it hard too
@@tetsuroukuroo4555 ..... Unus Annus is ..... Wait you don't know what it is
"BUY MY COFFEE!"
"I prefer hot chocolate."
"But wait there's more... HOT CHOCOLATE MIX!"
"Wait they've got peppermint chocolate? That's my favorite!"
Yee
That exists?
My guy lost. His. Shit. I was like "I'm gonna try Sean's coffee one of these days" and instead of "$13 shipping for some beans?!", he was like "HE MAKES HOT CHOCOLATE SO WHEN YOU ORDER IT ORDER ME SOME HOT CHOCOLATE TOO I WANT IT BY XMAS PLEASE THX LOVEYOU."
I want some to but it's so expensive
Totally didn't immediately go buy both tubs of hot chocolate...xD
“Mom, mom stop cooking dinner. Mom, no, put my brother down.” Idk why but I just thought he was saying the brother was the dinner xD (9:51)
It was... It was.......
Now I read it I thought when he meant "put my brother down" well you know, let him go and die
same XD
I read put him down as kill him 😂😬
McLough-Land
Jack: "will you come pillage a village with me?"
Me: grabs a homemade sword and nods respectfully
me with my japanese weapons: "Yes absolutely"
Someone clip that: “it’s not a crime if you don’t get caught.”
-Jacksepticeye 2020
No cop, no stop
"Everything's legal if you're dead."
@@-desertpackrat I CAME HERE TO COMMENT THIS SAME THING!! Memento Mori
@@-desertpackrat THIS IS EMOTIONAL TORTURE- EXCUSE ME?!?!
“In 2077 what makes you a criminal, getting caught.” Keanu Reeves
Whenever Sean says
"Guys... You guys..."
You know that we have failed him...
I knew all women on the internet were just dudes pretending
@@dannymckenzie8329 lmao I guess I’m a guy no then 🤣🤣
Also- Someone make a ship name for
Jack, Corpse, and Sykkuno 👌👌👌
@@rhonda2898 whats the name?
Yup
I can totally understand the phone conversation!!
Why do i always see you
why am i early to this
Explain
@@sections3263 SAME?
It’s like from Charlie Brown
“8 years...............in Azkaban”
I can’t😂😂😂😂
Pewds: *makes a full on game*
Other UA-camrs: *making their own products*
Jackieboy: can I offer you some dirty bean water in these trying times?
Bean water! Dirty!!?? Trying??!
Lol, dirty bean water.
@@crystocious6715 he said it himself, that it was dirty bean water In one of his videos. But yeah, lol.
y e s
Now he sells his probably very tasty, but VERY expensive coffee.
Dirty good bean water
"CHOKE ME LIKE YOU CHOKE ME WHEN YOU CHOKE ME LOWKEY WANNA CHOKE ME WHEN YOU CHOKE ME" had me cackling
choke me in the library 😄😄
11:06
me: **staring at a ceilings**
Jack: ***CHOKE ME WHEN YOU CHOKE ME***
me: **say LESS**
Sus
@I Am KevinBB x2 nani?
O.o
@I Am KevinBB x2 😔👍
@I Am KevinBB x2 why u ask for this every time? Whatcha tryna prove?
2:53 the fact that i used that wild kratts picture for my class a few days ago is crazy, also its an amazing show! just like all the old shows on pbs kids
Jack: that's not that many people for that size of land mass
Canada: pathetic
Russia
@@nantynarker5498 ah, Canada
@@nantynarker5498 actually no Russia is bigger but has a lot of ppl. Canada has very little people but it’s also massive
Sweden......
Lmao
“Be a sneezer that people will remember” truly inspiring
Utterly
Sean: it’s just a friendly bromance
Also Sean:
SYKKUNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WildCratts, Electric Company, and Arthur were my childhood
HECK YES (*Kratts ;) btw) also Ruff Ruff Man.
When Seán takes over Ireland, it should be named "Seán McLough-land''.
😂😂😂😂😂
nooooo-
Awokwkowko
I thought the same thing xD
Jacksepticeye: Drink coffee stupid
Also jacksepticeye: **drinking water**
water- is just virgin coffee
YES
This played as I read it, perfect
JackSepticeye: Felix is only taller here cus hes on his tippie toes. Pewds: I GOT NO LEGS (Edit) THX For the likes
he's still got toes
L O N G T O E S
FAN ARTIST DO NOT DRAW THAT
@@SomethingSmellsMichy Too late
Jack: "You don't sneeze very often"
My Allergies: "Am I a joke to you?"
My nose: *laughs in cold air*
Haven´t watched Jacks own content for a while, he seems so much more energetic and happy now than a year ago! Happy for you Jack :)
Omg yess same for me he really does seem so much happier it makes me happy too 😭🤧💖
Haha lol
It’s cause he’s fucking Rich
@@mrmeeshees8261 Money doesn't mean happiness.
@@mrmeeshees8261 money ≠ happiness, pls lmfao
“My name’s not even jack!”
Every 9 year old: what other lies have I been told by the council?
santa and the easter bunny for starters
@@Spectarium Santa isn't real ?
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
@@varun_4125 oh my god, who could have known
His favorite color isnt green :)
"I like my life, I'm not a machine."
Exactly what a machine would say...
Dbh all over again
DOH!
sean: "its not crime if you dont get cought" also sean: ding ding ding AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
Now that's the reason WHY his voice so deep. You choked that man too hard.
:(
he choked him like he choked him when he choked him
he CHOKED HIM LIKE HE LOVED HIM
"Top of the morning coffee!!"
Eh not really a coffee drinker, not really interes-
"Hot coco!!"
Shut up and take my money.
He said on twitter that 2021 will be the year of the tea
ah yes same
Hey I'm really inspired by Jack. It would be amazing if you checked my videos out :D
@@EgoKen you should grow your channel organically. You almost have 1k subs. Just keep being yourself. Don't self promote in places where you shouldnt
Jack: *claiming he still wants to record Minecraft*
Me: looking it up and seeing it’s been almost a YEAR since he’s last recorded it.
lol
Same with Maneater. He hasn't recorded it since June.
Did u not listen he needs more time for himself. So dumb
Yoda "MMMM lies we've been told" I'm just kidding I know he needs time he said and I respect that.
@@t0mmy_r3kz uh yeah I was specifically referencing when he said “I still want to record Minecraft” that’s not me being dumb 👌
Me,a northern Irish person when Jack talks about northern Ireland for like 2 seconds: *happy noises*
"Everything I start doesn't mean im ganna finish"
Miles Morales: *it be like that sometimes*
That sounds sus.
all i want is for him to finish RiME ;-;
It does sound sus doesn't it
Jack: “Ireland has not many people for a landmass of that size. “
TRIUMPHANT AUSTRALIA NOISES
I live in the middle of nowhere and the nearest town has a population of about 30.
“8 years IN AZCABAN”
Potterheads: YES JACK
YES THATS WHAT I SAID
Azkaban* sorry, OCD
@@arnitaa3188
lmfao can relate
AHAHAJSKSKHOi i havent seen any more comments talking about this lol
7:08
Ireland: *social distancing before it was cool*
Jack: "you don't get to sneeze very often"
Me: *sneezed five times during that sentence alone*
What are you a sick cat or something
I just had an image of a little child all excited that they experienced a sneeze in cause it’s a part of life cross through my head.
Damn same thou
Me as someone with allergies, I can relate
the thumbnail
jack: “you do not have enough *hate* ”
corpse: * deepest cough known to man *
Y e s
You aren't weeb enough sasuke
Irishman recording in English apologizes in Japanese and calls himself a Gladiator, that's the kind of diversity you get on the Jacksepticeye channel.
lol (there were no comment so it felt necessary)
Mr. Worldwide
Wow only 2 comments? (3 counting mine.) This deserves more (likes and comments).
@@Joose2005 yes
Luv that 😌
the "zoe-boo-ma-f--" kills me everytime lmao
Same
“it’s about to become jackland… seánland… MY LAND”
*mcloughland*
Exactly what I thought, missed opportunity!!!
pretty sure you stole that
Nah
He didn't steal it
jack: "tell ur parents i don't swear all the time!"
my father: "oh is that the irish cussing-man?"
That doesnt narrow it down much, do you only watch one Irish youtuber?
For two years my mother knew him as "the swearing Irish man"
Same here
He unironically calls him *shouty irish lad* and I fucking *love it*
Someone make a ship name for
Jack, Corpse, and Sykkuno 👌👌👌
My dad’s dead. Seán wins this round.
“It’s about to be Jack Land. Sean Land. My Land.”
Jacksepticeye-Land, if you will
Mcloughland perhaps
@@durkadurrr That was the joke I was making
i recognize you from somewhere but i have no idea where?
@@jahhxo You recognise me?
Spedicy land
'pillage a village' - i love this little word combo right here
Jack: “don’t expect me to finish every game,.......don’t put that much pressure on the channel”
Me: *crying* you right,....you right
did his follower count go down?
@@allimccullough990 what’d y’a mean?
Bring Back Saints and Sinners !
@@mentallyaktive916 see I don’t even know what that is
@@Strawberry-Gothic a vr game thats pretty cool. Jack played it a lil bit back
Normal people: *sneeze*
Sean: “Be a sneezer that people remember”
Imagine Jack becoming a crazed serial killer and before he starts torturing people to death, he sings "It's Maim Time!"
If I have to have this in my head, so do you.
lmao thank you. I'm so glad I'm not the only one who's had that thought cross their mind.
Glorious 👏👏👏👏👏 Thank you 🤣
Oh my god I love this XD
Sweet Jesus what have I got myself into....
No regrets, tho.
Jack: thats not that many people for a land mass of that size
Canada: Hold my Beer
My brain when he said “HOT CHOCOLATE BABY”: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
"I'm in a movie with Ryan Reynolds" should be "Ryan Reynolds is in a movie with me!!"
I hope this doesn't turn into a Moist Critical incident
@@lo-kal8207 wdym? He was amazing in the hunger games!
@@radicallybean
Uh, yah, I mean-
I hope it ends up like Moist Critical! He was the best actor in that movie!
@@lo-kal8207 is that sarcasm i hear?
No please tell me you are not suggesting that Jacksepticeye is more popular than Ryan Reynolds
The fact that he’s just playing “I love you Jack” over and over and over. We have a _s i m p_
Do u even know what a simp is
@@seal237 do you? Who wouldn't simp over corpse saying "I love you"
hey no simp september is over:)
@@AlexTonar we know
*S I M P*
"Dad's home and he's been on the subreddit" SO HE *IS* LIKE A FATHER
5:45
the game: **me going to sleep after a long day of doing nothing**
0.01%: **The assignment that was due last minute**
"The only cure for sadness"
Once my games are made, he's playing them first.
@I Am KevinBB x2 better get rid of your vocal cords then
Nobody:
3rd graders:
Jacksepticeye: Laughs at girls drool boys rule
Ikr
**Ahem** GIRLS RULE BOYS DROOL!!
@@selenahansen8007 yup girl found
@@selenahansen8007 found the 3rd grader
@@selenahansen8007 no
CorpseHusband is everyone's husband.
Agreed
but he’s just a corpse 💀
No he's sykkuno's husbando... 😥
Yes
What's the big deal about corpse 😂
"Let's just throw in Sykunno!"
Ok but can we just have a moment of silence for how close he got to Corpses voice???
Corpse is the easiest person to impersonate. You just open your throat and lower your voice a few octives
no
@@stagdragon3978 n o sissy
@@stagdragon3978 No, not at all. I wish I could tho
@@stagdragon3978 You have to be able to hit those octaves though. My voice almost goes that low, it just doesn't have quite the same depth, bass or volume that corpse's does. I would not say corpse is easy to impersonate, but it can be done somewhat. I have known a few people with very low voices who could probably do it though, it's not as uncommon as some people seem to think.
Me: I don’t like coffee
Seán: THERES HOT CHOCOLATE NOW BET YOU DIDNT SEE THAT COMING
Me: *MOM GET THE CREDIT CARD*
Y: S ame
LOL
GET IN LOSER WE'RE GOING SHOPPING!!!
I know I literally bought it once he announced there’s hot chocolate ITS SO DELICIOUS!
Wish i could say same
I can only imagined Jack just laughing his ass off while writing that title
Baby bot toddodoo, baby bot todododdo, baby bot
Dat pp :(
Memento Mori
@Marissa McDonald rip😔 gone but never forgotten
@@Paul20661 Memento Mori My Fren
@@m3tall1ca04 Memento Mori 😔
That sneeze talk was takin straight out of community and I'm all for it
“It’s not crime if you don’t get caught.”
- Seán McLaughlin 2020
Time stamp is 13:47
It's true tho
"Everything is legal if you're dead"
-Unus Annus 2020
"It's about to become Jackland, Seánland, my land"
Not another Polnareffland
Stando powah
Nobody can stand up the almighty DIO, puny humans
If there's no Iggy then this ain't Polnareffland
Tres Bien, T-res Bi-en!
Ireland: WE'RE SERIOUS ABOUT SOCIAL DISTANCING
Seán: no one lives close to each other in ireland
Only Jack can do an accurate Corpse impression and have a terrible voice crack in the same 20 minute video.
Jack: says “Sean land” and “Jack land”
Me: MCGLOUGHLAND
WAIT THIS IS SO GOOD THO AAAAAAA
NEEDS MORE ATTENTION
*HOLY FUCK THATS SO GOOD-*