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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 роки тому +49407

    LOVE ME LIKE YOU LOVE ME WHEN YOU LOVE ME

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 4 роки тому +14200

    “You don’t want to blend into the crowd...” he says, explaining how to disperse a crowd.

  • @JKillerow
    @JKillerow 4 роки тому +3642

    Crewmate: *gets brutally murdered*
    Jack: This is cute.

    • @Noubodi
      @Noubodi 4 роки тому +6

      Yis

    • @WaniokoX
      @WaniokoX 4 роки тому +12

      Kinda sus

    • @thevioletskull8158
      @thevioletskull8158 4 роки тому +12

      Sean is the imposter

    • @EgoKen
      @EgoKen 4 роки тому +1

      Hey I'm really inspired by Jack. It would be amazing if you checked my videos out :D

    • @tonyking42022
      @tonyking42022 4 роки тому +1

      @@EgoKen Na

  • @kaitlynm4771
    @kaitlynm4771 4 роки тому +3830

    Unus Annus: everything is legal when you’re dead
    Seán: everything is legal if you don’t get caught

    • @Gameknight0
      @Gameknight0 4 роки тому +133

      Everything is free if you run fast enough

    • @onyxcore9136
      @onyxcore9136 4 роки тому +51

      He is kinda right tho
      If you dead you can't do anything

    • @spud8637
      @spud8637 4 роки тому +26

      Everything is free if your invisible to the human population

    • @lithp.s.3625
      @lithp.s.3625 4 роки тому +8

      neither are wrong

    • @gYYRO__
      @gYYRO__ 4 роки тому +14

      Especially tax fraud

  • @jesssparks5929
    @jesssparks5929 3 роки тому +1685

    Sean: Jackland? Seanland? Meland?
    Me, an intellectual: McGloughland

  • @eggquinox
    @eggquinox 4 роки тому +5468

    “This place has about...”
    Seán’s brain probably: quick, MATH

    • @krewlex_ghost
      @krewlex_ghost 4 роки тому +47

      *Big Shaq has entered the chat*

    • @eggquinox
      @eggquinox 4 роки тому +1

      Wow that was fast

    • @krewlex_ghost
      @krewlex_ghost 4 роки тому +5

      @Percy Jackson I don't know if I should help. The books say you have a trident from your father, Poseidon.

    • @chadgray3976
      @chadgray3976 4 роки тому +10

      @@krewlex_ghost wrong, he got a sword named anaclusmos/riptide from his dad and a shield from his half brother, of whom is a cyclops. wat up og fans?
      here's a sad spoiler for trials of apollo
      JASON DIES!!!

    • @krewlex_ghost
      @krewlex_ghost 4 роки тому +1

      @@chadgray3976 In my defense, it's been a while.

  • @iixxxanime.goddessxxxii2883
    @iixxxanime.goddessxxxii2883 4 роки тому +2239

    Jack: "Drink coffee stupid!"
    Also Jack: - sips some *water* -

    • @manylittlefish693
      @manylittlefish693 4 роки тому +7

      damn your comment got liked

    • @Caprisonslurp
      @Caprisonslurp 4 роки тому +3

      I would like this comment but it has 669 likes and I can't ruin that.

    • @venothecat1063
      @venothecat1063 4 роки тому

      Nice

    • @artthounasty5877
      @artthounasty5877 4 роки тому +1

      @@Caprisonslurp you can like it now :)

    • @enochchow4099
      @enochchow4099 4 роки тому +2

      Jack: "Drink coffee stupid!"
      Also Jack: - sips some water -
      His fans: Drink coffee stupid!

  • @biia.lex06
    @biia.lex06 3 роки тому +1125

    Sounds like Minecraft with corpse and sykkuno is a must have 🤔

    • @taylreiiinss
      @taylreiiinss 3 роки тому +10

      *"syunkko"*

    • @biia.lex06
      @biia.lex06 3 роки тому +3

      @@taylreiiinss OOPS- HAHSHA I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE

    • @dzydeer1517
      @dzydeer1517 3 роки тому +2

      Pls yes

    • @joanasofia6171
      @joanasofia6171 3 роки тому +2

      Tina and Fusley too..... u said minecraft my bad... I love to see them in among us!!!!

    • @AaronStagner.
      @AaronStagner. 3 роки тому +1

      Yeeeeeesssssssss

  • @blurry010
    @blurry010 4 роки тому +11920

    Is anyone else noticing how long Jack’s eyelashes are? It’s pretty isn’t it

    • @normanorman
      @normanorman 4 роки тому +790

      complimenting a man’s eyelashes shouldn’t be controversial, i have adorable fking eyelashes and i’m a MANLY MAN

    • @kyovalentine
      @kyovalentine 4 роки тому +349

      holy shit now I can't stop looking at his eyes

    • @pylo2040
      @pylo2040 4 роки тому +106

      Hopefully corpse likes it * anime girl laugh*

    • @kianrae7714
      @kianrae7714 4 роки тому +6

      TF

    • @annaanimations5019
      @annaanimations5019 4 роки тому +30

      HOLY SHIT I WANT TO MAKE HIM AS A ANIME CHARACTER BUT WITH EYE LASHES OMFGGGGG

  • @WestrumVerus
    @WestrumVerus 4 роки тому +1161

    "It's not crime if you don't get caught" = "Everything's legal when your dead"

  • @laurengrace4457
    @laurengrace4457 4 роки тому +9210

    Corpse and Jack honestly have a very wholesome friendship and I Have never loved anything more

  • @Demon-tt7kv
    @Demon-tt7kv 3 роки тому +286

    Jack:"My names not even jack!"
    Me: "I know that SEAN"

  • @spookydood
    @spookydood 4 роки тому +4714

    The title sounds like CORPSE was having a stroke when recording his song.

    • @azadielspace1897
      @azadielspace1897 4 роки тому +69

      THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @alexisbored55
      @alexisbored55 4 роки тому +2

      @@azadielspace1897 , same

    • @Kikiricki11
      @Kikiricki11 4 роки тому +48

      @B Bui ...twitter. And it was in the video😂
      11:13 for everyone who will be asking.

    • @spookydood
      @spookydood 4 роки тому +2

      @B Bui Yeah, it was in the video but I just used the title because I didn't wanna find a time stamp.

    • @ieuan._.ch4n945
      @ieuan._.ch4n945 4 роки тому +7

      Sounds like one of sweet Anitas tics

  • @blythesky6496
    @blythesky6496 4 роки тому +859

    "It's about to be Jackland. Seanland!"
    But.. but Sean Mclough-land
    (If you're wondering, it's at 8:31)

    • @wannabe-werecat
      @wannabe-werecat 4 роки тому +7

      * y e s *

    • @nickc7400
      @nickc7400 4 роки тому +14

      This land Is Your-Land, this land is My-Land, from California, to the Sean Mclough-Land XD

    • @nola-
      @nola- 4 роки тому +5

      omg you're a genius

    • @LoieGoose
      @LoieGoose 4 роки тому +3

      yes

    • @smolbeaness
      @smolbeaness 4 роки тому +2

      Yes I was like ugh

  • @Rosie-fp4fi
    @Rosie-fp4fi 4 роки тому +584

    Jack: “are you proud of yourself?”
    Also Jack: “I’m very proud of you”
    *Duality. That’s deep, Jack.*

    • @Nico_nico_tine
      @Nico_nico_tine 4 роки тому +1

      Speech 10000000
      IQ I N F I N I T Y

    • @rommelsolis1859
      @rommelsolis1859 4 роки тому

      His name is Sean i think

    • @Rosie-fp4fi
      @Rosie-fp4fi 4 роки тому

      @@rommelsolis1859 I know, and yes. But I use jack because not everyone knows

    • @jackduncan7214
      @jackduncan7214 4 роки тому

      I didnt say any of this

  • @PAPERxPALLID
    @PAPERxPALLID 3 роки тому +298

    the video: memes
    Jacksepticeye: *Starts teaching parts of ireland*

    • @shadowdagger6546
      @shadowdagger6546 3 роки тому +1

      *gets out of school after mainly learning about land forms and such* *screams when he hears "ok now pets learn something"*

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 роки тому +12761

    Jack based on that title please blink twice if you are being held captive

  • @laurencethefirstvicar3830
    @laurencethefirstvicar3830 4 роки тому +2303

    Ireland and Britain for the last 800 years: "MY LAND"

  • @ninjaoclock3865
    @ninjaoclock3865 4 роки тому +7742

    Jack is just in a Polyamorous marriage with everyone he’s ever played a video game with

    • @pandabear9305
      @pandabear9305 4 роки тому +28

      Oof

    • @slyriddle968
      @slyriddle968 4 роки тому +31

      I miss his collab w/ h2oDelirious... Dept was fun!

    • @jakemullane1969
      @jakemullane1969 4 роки тому +28

      Why does he have an axe beside him

    • @artthounasty5877
      @artthounasty5877 4 роки тому +27

      @@slyriddle968 he has done a collab with delirious and i didn't know!? I feel ashamed of myself....

    • @soybeanis3035
      @soybeanis3035 4 роки тому +13

      LMAO he better fucking read your comment 😭😂

  • @FlySwann
    @FlySwann 3 роки тому +97

    "Going to storm ireland and take it back." "From who?" "It doesn't matter."
    That's got to be the most Irish thing I've ever heard.

  • @toebees6887
    @toebees6887 4 роки тому +2569

    Nobody:
    Not A single soul:
    Jack: What's the point of having subscribers on youtube if their not going to raid a country with you

    • @ultragamer-lp9gu
      @ultragamer-lp9gu 4 роки тому +32

      *me sweating in australian 24 million population*

    • @Louisef22
      @Louisef22 4 роки тому +11

      U mean Seán we exposed his real name

    • @shocck1
      @shocck1 4 роки тому +3

      Well what did I say, coward?

    • @ShadzeriosFIN
      @ShadzeriosFIN 4 роки тому +2

      The Scandinavian vikings shall sail with Jack into the battle!

    • @Louisef22
      @Louisef22 4 роки тому +1

      @@ShadzeriosFIN SEÁN NOT JACK

  • @docplays6508
    @docplays6508 4 роки тому +1394

    When Jack raids Ireland with all of his subscribers, he should name it “Sean McLoughland”

  • @AlyxDG
    @AlyxDG 4 роки тому +1465

    Sean: “I should just critique your memes.”
    Me: “So a... Meme Review?”

  • @smileytranse5491
    @smileytranse5491 3 роки тому +69

    I like how Jack saw himself kill someone and said “this is cute”

  • @syuto1384
    @syuto1384 4 роки тому +478

    imposter: *crushes crewmate against the whiteboard, smashing their entire top half into oblivion*
    seán: “that’s cute”

  • @HoverlyHonezt
    @HoverlyHonezt 4 роки тому +737

    Sean: "Its about to become Jackland! Seanland! ...MYLAND!"
    My Brain: Mcloughland

  • @aidbotwoody939
    @aidbotwoody939 4 роки тому +906

    "That's not a lot of people on such a large landmass"
    *Canadian laughter echoing across the tundra* "Silly Sean"

    • @creatingjamie3146
      @creatingjamie3146 4 роки тому +5

      This is exactly the joke I came here to make lol

    • @SamsonCrawford359
      @SamsonCrawford359 4 роки тому +5

      As a Canadian (Manitoban) I can confirm

    • @mityakiselev
      @mityakiselev 4 роки тому +3

      yeah, tell me about it

    • @veedoofthedum
      @veedoofthedum 4 роки тому

      Finland: "Amateurs!" 😂🇫🇮

    • @user-st7rq3sn7v
      @user-st7rq3sn7v 4 роки тому +4

      You can span Calgary in a day by bike..... But the moment you exit it's just...... *Nothing*

  • @shrs06_
    @shrs06_ 3 роки тому +143

    Jack: *asks innocently* Would you follow me into a battle?
    Jack: *holds out a real fucking axe*
    Jack: *innocent deep voice* Would you come to pillage a village with me?

  • @lilyd3312
    @lilyd3312 4 роки тому +1377

    Jack: “drink coffee stupid”
    Also Jack: *sips water*

    • @Foreststrike
      @Foreststrike 4 роки тому +5

      SFW

    • @Nico_nico_tine
      @Nico_nico_tine 4 роки тому +1

      IQ - 1000000000000000000

    • @Sloth416
      @Sloth416 4 роки тому +1

      Dude has a coffee That’s the ironic part

    • @Johny433
      @Johny433 4 роки тому

      Well, there's also the fact that some of us would get a heart attack if we did drink coffee, just saying.

    • @andrewoxford1322
      @andrewoxford1322 4 роки тому +1

      @@Johny433 yeah, but survival of the fittest. If you're gonna die to some beans, then.....

  • @sashaferguson2178
    @sashaferguson2178 4 роки тому +743

    “It’s not crime if you don’t get caught”
    -jacksepticeye, 2020

  • @maniac9280
    @maniac9280 4 роки тому +476

    Jack should do the drums while corpse sings and Felix plays the Alpine Horn.

  • @goldenwalzt1335
    @goldenwalzt1335 3 роки тому +104

    when jack’s voice crack it sounded like dr doofenshmirtz

  • @crunche7937
    @crunche7937 4 роки тому +348

    "it's about to become Jackland, Seanland, my land"
    he should have said Sean Mcloughland

  • @tinysneakybagel782
    @tinysneakybagel782 4 роки тому +903

    “Jackland. Seánland.”
    Me, an intellectual: McLoughland

    • @gracierogers6669
      @gracierogers6669 4 роки тому +13

      I came to the comments to say EXACTLY this.

    • @ggonzales9665
      @ggonzales9665 4 роки тому +2

      GENIUS!

    • @fabricioaf89
      @fabricioaf89 4 роки тому +3

      I don't understand, it's just his name, Sean McLaughland

    • @tuxedomask6886
      @tuxedomask6886 4 роки тому +1

      Same, it truly was a missed opportunity

    • @marissaluna2134
      @marissaluna2134 4 роки тому +1

      I LITERALLY ONLY CAM ON COMMENTS TO FIND THE OTHERS 😂😂😂

  • @anaseekings3134
    @anaseekings3134 3 роки тому +57

    “Oh mama I’ve been this for a long time...8 years!....In Azkaban!” ✋🏻😭

    • @AmySkribble
      @AmySkribble 3 роки тому +2

      That shit had me laughing WAY harder than it should have. I replayed it like 7 times, laughing harder each time. Oof.

  • @PandoraD11
    @PandoraD11 4 роки тому +487

    I can't believe he's talking about taking Ireland for himself and didn't use the opportunity to call it Mcloughland

    • @moomoorings
      @moomoorings 4 роки тому +5

      literally what i just said, thank you

    • @ikebibi7377
      @ikebibi7377 4 роки тому +2

      Pls I was just thinking this

    • @Nico_nico_tine
      @Nico_nico_tine 4 роки тому +1

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!!! JACK BE DOING A SEAN (sorry for not placing the foda there) MCLANDCING

    • @joelmarrion907
      @joelmarrion907 4 роки тому

      Could we have toss boy back

    • @LadyKattrina84
      @LadyKattrina84 4 роки тому +1

      Crap. I just put that XD

  • @trentallen7756
    @trentallen7756 4 роки тому +776

    Jack: -pitching his coffee-
    Me who doesn't drink coffee: oh...
    Jack: Also hot chocolate!
    Me: *OH?!*

    • @zellafae
      @zellafae 4 роки тому +11

      i wish he sold tea

    • @Mvtrixx
      @Mvtrixx 4 роки тому +16

      Me who drinks both: OOOOOOHHHHH?

    • @princessjen99
      @princessjen99 4 роки тому +4

      Legit agree he needs tea! I’m not a coffee girl at all but Irish teas would be dope!

    • @stxic9023
      @stxic9023 4 роки тому

      Yes

  • @joshuasimmons6586
    @joshuasimmons6586 4 роки тому +818

    I really like how he doesn’t care what people think about him anymore bc now he’s jus like “ DO BETTER THAN THIS GUYS “

  • @thetardyowlvg9155
    @thetardyowlvg9155 3 роки тому +23

    Jack, about Ireland: We like you, we just don't want to live near you.
    Me: I have found where I belong

  • @adrianna5936
    @adrianna5936 4 роки тому +568

    Seán: "I'll tell you what happened"
    Me: "unas annus died"

    • @tetsuroukuroo4555
      @tetsuroukuroo4555 4 роки тому +8

      What's unus annus

    • @thebumhead3169
      @thebumhead3169 4 роки тому +37

      Don’t make me cry like that

    • @snethies
      @snethies 4 роки тому +13

      @@tetsuroukuroo4555 get out

    • @adrianna5936
      @adrianna5936 4 роки тому +3

      @@thebumhead3169 I'm sorry, I'm taking it hard too

    • @lelandakaangeles
      @lelandakaangeles 4 роки тому +5

      @@tetsuroukuroo4555 ..... Unus Annus is ..... Wait you don't know what it is

  • @inkdemon6065
    @inkdemon6065 4 роки тому +1669

    "BUY MY COFFEE!"
    "I prefer hot chocolate."
    "But wait there's more... HOT CHOCOLATE MIX!"
    "Wait they've got peppermint chocolate? That's my favorite!"

    • @josiahengrlgau6743
      @josiahengrlgau6743 4 роки тому +5

      Yee

    • @AlPootis
      @AlPootis 4 роки тому +2

      That exists?

    • @emme4129
      @emme4129 4 роки тому +14

      My guy lost. His. Shit. I was like "I'm gonna try Sean's coffee one of these days" and instead of "$13 shipping for some beans?!", he was like "HE MAKES HOT CHOCOLATE SO WHEN YOU ORDER IT ORDER ME SOME HOT CHOCOLATE TOO I WANT IT BY XMAS PLEASE THX LOVEYOU."

    • @d4-yeet688
      @d4-yeet688 4 роки тому

      I want some to but it's so expensive

    • @engelavdod18
      @engelavdod18 4 роки тому +1

      Totally didn't immediately go buy both tubs of hot chocolate...xD

  • @Shayne473
    @Shayne473 4 роки тому +1279

    “Mom, mom stop cooking dinner. Mom, no, put my brother down.” Idk why but I just thought he was saying the brother was the dinner xD (9:51)

  • @hugo910216
    @hugo910216 3 роки тому +22

    Jack: "will you come pillage a village with me?"
    Me: grabs a homemade sword and nods respectfully

  • @Its_jprobro
    @Its_jprobro 4 роки тому +1142

    Someone clip that: “it’s not a crime if you don’t get caught.”
    -Jacksepticeye 2020

    • @spencergallucci5309
      @spencergallucci5309 4 роки тому +11

      No cop, no stop

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 4 роки тому +25

      "Everything's legal if you're dead."

    • @turkamayne7
      @turkamayne7 4 роки тому +12

      @@-desertpackrat I CAME HERE TO COMMENT THIS SAME THING!! Memento Mori

    • @JM-gj1oe
      @JM-gj1oe 4 роки тому +9

      @@-desertpackrat THIS IS EMOTIONAL TORTURE- EXCUSE ME?!?!

    • @alegonz2587
      @alegonz2587 4 роки тому +1

      “In 2077 what makes you a criminal, getting caught.” Keanu Reeves

  • @cookiie92
    @cookiie92 4 роки тому +399

    Whenever Sean says
    "Guys... You guys..."
    You know that we have failed him...

    • @dannymckenzie8329
      @dannymckenzie8329 4 роки тому +6

      I knew all women on the internet were just dudes pretending

    • @rhonda2898
      @rhonda2898 4 роки тому +1

      @@dannymckenzie8329 lmao I guess I’m a guy no then 🤣🤣

    • @rhonda2898
      @rhonda2898 4 роки тому

      Also- Someone make a ship name for
      Jack, Corpse, and Sykkuno 👌👌👌

    • @parkjihoon_0314
      @parkjihoon_0314 4 роки тому

      @@rhonda2898 whats the name?

    • @apexspyder8994
      @apexspyder8994 4 роки тому

      Yup

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 роки тому +1885

    I can totally understand the phone conversation!!

  • @mollyfitzgerald78
    @mollyfitzgerald78 3 роки тому +31

    “8 years...............in Azkaban”
    I can’t😂😂😂😂

  • @spegerg3213
    @spegerg3213 3 роки тому +1134

    Pewds: *makes a full on game*
    Other UA-camrs: *making their own products*
    Jackieboy: can I offer you some dirty bean water in these trying times?

    • @crystocious6715
      @crystocious6715 3 роки тому +18

      Bean water! Dirty!!?? Trying??!
      Lol, dirty bean water.

    • @spegerg3213
      @spegerg3213 3 роки тому +13

      @@crystocious6715 he said it himself, that it was dirty bean water In one of his videos. But yeah, lol.

    • @xxaidanpheonix5465
      @xxaidanpheonix5465 3 роки тому +3

      y e s

    • @lonelyscarygirl
      @lonelyscarygirl 2 роки тому +1

      Now he sells his probably very tasty, but VERY expensive coffee.

    • @chickenladycurly
      @chickenladycurly 2 роки тому

      Dirty good bean water

  • @MythWish407
    @MythWish407 4 роки тому +579

    "CHOKE ME LIKE YOU CHOKE ME WHEN YOU CHOKE ME LOWKEY WANNA CHOKE ME WHEN YOU CHOKE ME" had me cackling

  • @luvleyjaz
    @luvleyjaz 4 роки тому +1192

    me: **staring at a ceilings**
    Jack: ***CHOKE ME WHEN YOU CHOKE ME***
    me: **say LESS**

  • @pingushamima
    @pingushamima 3 роки тому +3

    2:53 the fact that i used that wild kratts picture for my class a few days ago is crazy, also its an amazing show! just like all the old shows on pbs kids

  • @Vino976
    @Vino976 4 роки тому +716

    Jack: that's not that many people for that size of land mass
    Canada: pathetic

  • @juliannamiller6529
    @juliannamiller6529 4 роки тому +122

    “Be a sneezer that people will remember” truly inspiring

  • @kermitthesmollbeanyeet3367
    @kermitthesmollbeanyeet3367 4 роки тому +456

    Sean: it’s just a friendly bromance
    Also Sean:
    SYKKUNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @nefetei4869
    @nefetei4869 3 роки тому +10

    WildCratts, Electric Company, and Arthur were my childhood

    • @found_it
      @found_it 3 роки тому

      HECK YES (*Kratts ;) btw) also Ruff Ruff Man.

  • @tiredzuko835
    @tiredzuko835 4 роки тому +298

    When Seán takes over Ireland, it should be named "Seán McLough-land''.

  • @ambermoon1341
    @ambermoon1341 4 роки тому +746

    Jacksepticeye: Drink coffee stupid
    Also jacksepticeye: **drinking water**

  • @ethanwilson3285
    @ethanwilson3285 4 роки тому +1338

    JackSepticeye: Felix is only taller here cus hes on his tippie toes. Pewds: I GOT NO LEGS (Edit) THX For the likes

  • @skg9905
    @skg9905 3 роки тому +17

    Jack: "You don't sneeze very often"
    My Allergies: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @eveluhtala6716
    @eveluhtala6716 3 роки тому +695

    Haven´t watched Jacks own content for a while, he seems so much more energetic and happy now than a year ago! Happy for you Jack :)

    • @jama.gyaaal4327
      @jama.gyaaal4327 3 роки тому +7

      Omg yess same for me he really does seem so much happier it makes me happy too 😭🤧💖

    • @jakebower9375
      @jakebower9375 3 роки тому

      Haha lol

    • @mrmeeshees8261
      @mrmeeshees8261 3 роки тому

      It’s cause he’s fucking Rich

    • @deepknight930
      @deepknight930 3 роки тому +5

      @@mrmeeshees8261 Money doesn't mean happiness.

    • @godischungha4599
      @godischungha4599 3 роки тому +2

      @@mrmeeshees8261 money ≠ happiness, pls lmfao

  • @apostlediorr
    @apostlediorr 4 роки тому +1224

    “My name’s not even jack!”
    Every 9 year old: what other lies have I been told by the council?

    • @Spectarium
      @Spectarium 4 роки тому +8

      santa and the easter bunny for starters

    • @varun_4125
      @varun_4125 4 роки тому +17

      @@Spectarium Santa isn't real ?

    • @cryo_8488
      @cryo_8488 4 роки тому +15

      my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    • @IntrepidFC
      @IntrepidFC 4 роки тому +6

      @@varun_4125 oh my god, who could have known

    • @missvivi1770
      @missvivi1770 4 роки тому +5

      His favorite color isnt green :)

  • @Mrzombiegummybear
    @Mrzombiegummybear 4 роки тому +317

    "I like my life, I'm not a machine."
    Exactly what a machine would say...

  • @blainecoulter8929
    @blainecoulter8929 3 роки тому +15

    sean: "its not crime if you dont get cought" also sean: ding ding ding AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

  • @swarnavabhadra2584
    @swarnavabhadra2584 4 роки тому +297

    Now that's the reason WHY his voice so deep. You choked that man too hard.

  • @cirqipp
    @cirqipp 4 роки тому +428

    "Top of the morning coffee!!"
    Eh not really a coffee drinker, not really interes-
    "Hot coco!!"
    Shut up and take my money.

    • @ImmortalKaicast
      @ImmortalKaicast 4 роки тому +5

      He said on twitter that 2021 will be the year of the tea

    • @yzamanuel8232
      @yzamanuel8232 4 роки тому +2

      ah yes same

    • @EgoKen
      @EgoKen 4 роки тому

      Hey I'm really inspired by Jack. It would be amazing if you checked my videos out :D

    • @ImmortalKaicast
      @ImmortalKaicast 4 роки тому +1

      @@EgoKen you should grow your channel organically. You almost have 1k subs. Just keep being yourself. Don't self promote in places where you shouldnt

  • @creativelight5158
    @creativelight5158 4 роки тому +826

    Jack: *claiming he still wants to record Minecraft*
    Me: looking it up and seeing it’s been almost a YEAR since he’s last recorded it.

    • @gacharf1574
      @gacharf1574 4 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @darkner2390
      @darkner2390 4 роки тому +8

      Same with Maneater. He hasn't recorded it since June.

    • @t0mmy_r3kz
      @t0mmy_r3kz 4 роки тому +2

      Did u not listen he needs more time for himself. So dumb

    • @saddoge3538
      @saddoge3538 4 роки тому +4

      Yoda "MMMM lies we've been told" I'm just kidding I know he needs time he said and I respect that.

    • @creativelight5158
      @creativelight5158 4 роки тому +6

      @@t0mmy_r3kz uh yeah I was specifically referencing when he said “I still want to record Minecraft” that’s not me being dumb 👌

  • @sailingboat8309
    @sailingboat8309 3 роки тому +9

    Me,a northern Irish person when Jack talks about northern Ireland for like 2 seconds: *happy noises*

  • @xPresstige
    @xPresstige 4 роки тому +467

    "Everything I start doesn't mean im ganna finish"
    Miles Morales: *it be like that sometimes*

    • @jayz7130
      @jayz7130 4 роки тому +1

      That sounds sus.

    • @nyrad5744
      @nyrad5744 4 роки тому +1

      all i want is for him to finish RiME ;-;

    • @xPresstige
      @xPresstige 4 роки тому +1

      It does sound sus doesn't it

  • @pine4090
    @pine4090 4 роки тому +387

    Jack: “Ireland has not many people for a landmass of that size. “
    TRIUMPHANT AUSTRALIA NOISES

    • @rebeccaedkins9987
      @rebeccaedkins9987 4 роки тому +3

      I live in the middle of nowhere and the nearest town has a population of about 30.

  • @tam2713
    @tam2713 4 роки тому +576

    “8 years IN AZCABAN”
    Potterheads: YES JACK

  • @yukilullabi
    @yukilullabi 3 роки тому +3

    7:08
    Ireland: *social distancing before it was cool*

  • @elisabethfarst9591
    @elisabethfarst9591 4 роки тому +649

    Jack: "you don't get to sneeze very often"
    Me: *sneezed five times during that sentence alone*

    • @engineergaming9983
      @engineergaming9983 4 роки тому +8

      What are you a sick cat or something

    • @JuneSongstress
      @JuneSongstress 4 роки тому

      I just had an image of a little child all excited that they experienced a sneeze in cause it’s a part of life cross through my head.

    • @hellscrtions
      @hellscrtions 4 роки тому

      Damn same thou

    • @Meow-hd9vb
      @Meow-hd9vb 4 роки тому

      Me as someone with allergies, I can relate

  • @teagan2354
    @teagan2354 4 роки тому +693

    the thumbnail
    jack: “you do not have enough *hate* ”
    corpse: * deepest cough known to man *

  • @nelliewashburn5794
    @nelliewashburn5794 4 роки тому +1373

    Irishman recording in English apologizes in Japanese and calls himself a Gladiator, that's the kind of diversity you get on the Jacksepticeye channel.

    • @Cay0527
      @Cay0527 3 роки тому +9

      lol (there were no comment so it felt necessary)

    • @theohmguy
      @theohmguy 3 роки тому +7

      Mr. Worldwide

    • @Joose2005
      @Joose2005 3 роки тому +3

      Wow only 2 comments? (3 counting mine.) This deserves more (likes and comments).

    • @daikonuwu4933
      @daikonuwu4933 3 роки тому +1

      @@Joose2005 yes

    • @trash5471
      @trash5471 3 роки тому +1

      Luv that 😌

  • @lilliangrace1872
    @lilliangrace1872 3 роки тому +7

    the "zoe-boo-ma-f--" kills me everytime lmao

  • @j.ourney
    @j.ourney 4 роки тому +129

    “it’s about to become jackland… seánland… MY LAND”
    *mcloughland*

  • @dylan-rj8bh
    @dylan-rj8bh 4 роки тому +611

    jack: "tell ur parents i don't swear all the time!"
    my father: "oh is that the irish cussing-man?"

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 4 роки тому +13

      That doesnt narrow it down much, do you only watch one Irish youtuber?

    • @aferotorrington1909
      @aferotorrington1909 4 роки тому +10

      For two years my mother knew him as "the swearing Irish man"

    • @RevenantMain1
      @RevenantMain1 4 роки тому +13

      Same here
      He unironically calls him *shouty irish lad* and I fucking *love it*

    • @rhonda2898
      @rhonda2898 4 роки тому +1

      Someone make a ship name for
      Jack, Corpse, and Sykkuno 👌👌👌

    • @viceshark
      @viceshark 4 роки тому +4

      My dad’s dead. Seán wins this round.

  • @daisymae6
    @daisymae6 4 роки тому +685

    “It’s about to be Jack Land. Sean Land. My Land.”
    Jacksepticeye-Land, if you will

    • @samantharen2017
      @samantharen2017 4 роки тому +22

      Mcloughland perhaps

    • @daisymae6
      @daisymae6 4 роки тому +4

      @@durkadurrr That was the joke I was making

    • @jahhxo
      @jahhxo 4 роки тому

      i recognize you from somewhere but i have no idea where?

    • @daisymae6
      @daisymae6 4 роки тому

      @@jahhxo You recognise me?

    • @imconfused9784
      @imconfused9784 4 роки тому

      Spedicy land

  • @doraamalia9278
    @doraamalia9278 2 роки тому

    'pillage a village' - i love this little word combo right here

  • @Strawberry-Gothic
    @Strawberry-Gothic 4 роки тому +540

    Jack: “don’t expect me to finish every game,.......don’t put that much pressure on the channel”
    Me: *crying* you right,....you right

    • @allimccullough990
      @allimccullough990 4 роки тому

      did his follower count go down?

    • @Strawberry-Gothic
      @Strawberry-Gothic 4 роки тому +1

      @@allimccullough990 what’d y’a mean?

    • @mentallyaktive916
      @mentallyaktive916 4 роки тому +1

      Bring Back Saints and Sinners !

    • @Strawberry-Gothic
      @Strawberry-Gothic 4 роки тому

      @@mentallyaktive916 see I don’t even know what that is

    • @davidcook8073
      @davidcook8073 4 роки тому

      @@Strawberry-Gothic a vr game thats pretty cool. Jack played it a lil bit back

  • @Anna-xx7ej
    @Anna-xx7ej 4 роки тому +445

    Normal people: *sneeze*
    Sean: “Be a sneezer that people remember”

  • @AllPurposeNerd
    @AllPurposeNerd 4 роки тому +326

    Imagine Jack becoming a crazed serial killer and before he starts torturing people to death, he sings "It's Maim Time!"
    If I have to have this in my head, so do you.

    • @elusivegamergirl
      @elusivegamergirl 4 роки тому

      lmao thank you. I'm so glad I'm not the only one who's had that thought cross their mind.

    • @pyromoth5430
      @pyromoth5430 4 роки тому

      Glorious 👏👏👏👏👏 Thank you 🤣

    • @eldritchchaos2663
      @eldritchchaos2663 4 роки тому

      Oh my god I love this XD

    • @misschanandlerbong753
      @misschanandlerbong753 4 роки тому

      Sweet Jesus what have I got myself into....
      No regrets, tho.

    • @splammingimre6760
      @splammingimre6760 4 роки тому +1

      Jack: thats not that many people for a land mass of that size
      Canada: Hold my Beer

  • @nightlightgaming1141
    @nightlightgaming1141 3 роки тому +23

    My brain when he said “HOT CHOCOLATE BABY”: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

  • @exez3005
    @exez3005 4 роки тому +973

    "I'm in a movie with Ryan Reynolds" should be "Ryan Reynolds is in a movie with me!!"

    • @lo-kal8207
      @lo-kal8207 4 роки тому +6

      I hope this doesn't turn into a Moist Critical incident

    • @radicallybean
      @radicallybean 4 роки тому +4

      @@lo-kal8207 wdym? He was amazing in the hunger games!

    • @lo-kal8207
      @lo-kal8207 4 роки тому +4

      @@radicallybean
      Uh, yah, I mean-
      I hope it ends up like Moist Critical! He was the best actor in that movie!

    • @mingustheprotector5192
      @mingustheprotector5192 4 роки тому

      @@lo-kal8207 is that sarcasm i hear?

    • @JIsDoingSomething
      @JIsDoingSomething 4 роки тому +7

      No please tell me you are not suggesting that Jacksepticeye is more popular than Ryan Reynolds

  • @unknown_echo2331
    @unknown_echo2331 4 роки тому +303

    The fact that he’s just playing “I love you Jack” over and over and over. We have a _s i m p_

    • @seal237
      @seal237 4 роки тому +3

      Do u even know what a simp is

    • @unicornmagic81
      @unicornmagic81 4 роки тому +18

      @@seal237 do you? Who wouldn't simp over corpse saying "I love you"

    • @katbugz
      @katbugz 4 роки тому +5

      hey no simp september is over:)

    • @vlvtkissxs2442
      @vlvtkissxs2442 4 роки тому +3

      @@AlexTonar we know

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 4 роки тому +3

      *S I M P*

  • @boo9155
    @boo9155 4 роки тому +187

    "Dad's home and he's been on the subreddit" SO HE *IS* LIKE A FATHER

  • @unknown-nv2cr
    @unknown-nv2cr 3 роки тому +5

    5:45
    the game: **me going to sleep after a long day of doing nothing**
    0.01%: **The assignment that was due last minute**

  • @Amirisphere
    @Amirisphere 4 роки тому +199

    "The only cure for sadness"
    Once my games are made, he's playing them first.

    • @Nemoo00oo
      @Nemoo00oo 4 роки тому +2

      @I Am KevinBB x2 better get rid of your vocal cords then

  • @Princess.Yazmin
    @Princess.Yazmin 4 роки тому +925

    Nobody:
    3rd graders:
    Jacksepticeye: Laughs at girls drool boys rule

  • @lucyinchat
    @lucyinchat 4 роки тому +524

    CorpseHusband is everyone's husband.

  • @scarq4995
    @scarq4995 3 роки тому +3

    "Let's just throw in Sykunno!"

  • @hannahcc4598
    @hannahcc4598 3 роки тому +1303

    Ok but can we just have a moment of silence for how close he got to Corpses voice???

    • @stagdragon3978
      @stagdragon3978 3 роки тому +23

      Corpse is the easiest person to impersonate. You just open your throat and lower your voice a few octives

    • @gabrielarobinson7664
      @gabrielarobinson7664 3 роки тому +13

      no

    • @ananyasingh1277
      @ananyasingh1277 3 роки тому +15

      @@stagdragon3978 n o sissy

    • @aussie_mozzie
      @aussie_mozzie 3 роки тому +33

      @@stagdragon3978 No, not at all. I wish I could tho

    • @voidstrider801
      @voidstrider801 3 роки тому +25

      @@stagdragon3978 You have to be able to hit those octaves though. My voice almost goes that low, it just doesn't have quite the same depth, bass or volume that corpse's does. I would not say corpse is easy to impersonate, but it can be done somewhat. I have known a few people with very low voices who could probably do it though, it's not as uncommon as some people seem to think.

  • @laurenismeme
    @laurenismeme 3 роки тому +700

    Me: I don’t like coffee
    Seán: THERES HOT CHOCOLATE NOW BET YOU DIDNT SEE THAT COMING
    Me: *MOM GET THE CREDIT CARD*

  • @m3tall1ca04
    @m3tall1ca04 4 роки тому +340

    I can only imagined Jack just laughing his ass off while writing that title

    • @kenjibenji9655
      @kenjibenji9655 4 роки тому +2

      Baby bot toddodoo, baby bot todododdo, baby bot

    • @Paul20661
      @Paul20661 4 роки тому +3

      Dat pp :(
      Memento Mori

    • @m3tall1ca04
      @m3tall1ca04 4 роки тому +2

      @Marissa McDonald rip😔 gone but never forgotten

    • @m3tall1ca04
      @m3tall1ca04 4 роки тому +2

      @@Paul20661 Memento Mori My Fren

    • @liminal_spac3
      @liminal_spac3 4 роки тому

      @@m3tall1ca04 Memento Mori 😔

  • @awesomeness7434
    @awesomeness7434 2 роки тому

    That sneeze talk was takin straight out of community and I'm all for it

  • @kaneyt0
    @kaneyt0 4 роки тому +94

    “It’s not crime if you don’t get caught.”
    - Seán McLaughlin 2020

    • @kaneyt0
      @kaneyt0 4 роки тому +3

      Time stamp is 13:47

    • @DanteKrystal
      @DanteKrystal 4 роки тому +2

      It's true tho

    • @aubreyrogers2323
      @aubreyrogers2323 4 роки тому +4

      "Everything is legal if you're dead"
      -Unus Annus 2020

  • @YukiFox1
    @YukiFox1 4 роки тому +236

    "It's about to become Jackland, Seánland, my land"
    Not another Polnareffland

    • @User-ur9bt
      @User-ur9bt 4 роки тому +5

      Stando powah

    • @vaanratt6287
      @vaanratt6287 4 роки тому +7

      Nobody can stand up the almighty DIO, puny humans

    • @rakmal7863
      @rakmal7863 4 роки тому +2

      If there's no Iggy then this ain't Polnareffland

    • @ManasGangwar
      @ManasGangwar 4 роки тому +1

      Tres Bien, T-res Bi-en!

  • @nttblooky1622
    @nttblooky1622 4 роки тому +227

    Ireland: WE'RE SERIOUS ABOUT SOCIAL DISTANCING
    Seán: no one lives close to each other in ireland

  • @personslikecheese
    @personslikecheese 3 роки тому +3

    Only Jack can do an accurate Corpse impression and have a terrible voice crack in the same 20 minute video.

  • @basicallymst8736
    @basicallymst8736 4 роки тому +269

    Jack: says “Sean land” and “Jack land”
    Me: MCGLOUGHLAND