Thank you guys for watching! This video is easily my biggest and best video yet, and it took me around 2 months to make. If you enjoyed, please consider subscribing. Geometry Smash: www.tinyurl.com/lopsidedgeometrysmash Subscribe for girlfriend (REAL): www.youtube.com/@LopsidedChickenGD?sub_confirmation=1
Bro this video is awesome. Kais my younger brother and I definitely enjoy these kaiguy exposed vids. I like that you’re able to show how odd the course is while at the same time showing that it kinda works in an unexpected way. Keep it up!
Fun video! Finally someone taking his course (somewhat) seriously, because I was very curious of what it would actually be. It doesn't seem like the scam people make it out to be, at least not at 9$ (I remember him selling it for hundreds of dollars upon release LOL)
The only thing id say is that the GDDP exists. Its free and made by someone who actually knows how to play the game really well. And it works better as it gives you advice based on what levels YOU did. So id just go with that, since Kaiguy's thing is basically what Npesta said in his skill progression video
I went from Windy Landscape to Cataclysm too lol. Crazy that you fluked from 51 though, I died past 64 so many times it wasnt even funny. I died in the easy as hell wave more than once too with a worst fail of 77%. It was worth it in the end though!
you know if kaiguy was an actual top player, this may have been more legit. btw why the hell would you need to spend 9 dollars to learn stuff that you can learn without buying the course.
@@LopsidedChickenGDhell no he didn’t, iirc one of the people he “hired” was doggie who I’m almost sure doesn’t know about him, and I think npesta was another one, btw npesta hates Kai guy, plus the dumbass didn’t even have the courtesy to spell xanii’s name right in the credits
You're probably the only person who actually benefited from that program because you were forced to go beat a new level (nice fluke and coin skip btw). If I'm being honest, AeonAir has a bunch of videos regarding this whole "git gud at GD" thing, and they're probably better than KaiGuy's thing by a long shot. Not only are they free, but he just actually gives proper tips, ideas, and level recommendations to improve your skill. They also come from someone with experience with hard levels. Also that "secret technique" is not that secret and is something that I'm pretty sure he also talks about. Afaik, it's name is the "sleep buff", because your mind will have time to process the mucle memory you learned from a level the prior night. It's a real technique that I've even used a couple of times just to get a little bit more consistent, although it can only work so much. Video good, Kaiguy bad, AeonAir>Kaiguy. Aight have a good noon.
This course is about: Believe in yourself, progress, play the level that you are currently working on, suffer, breathe, have fun, sleep, practice, have friends
Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now.[3]A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. That is because they are wind-pollinated rather than insect-pollinated, so they do not have to attract insects. Green is the best colour for photosynthesis. Grasslands such as savannah and prairie where grasses are dominant cover 40.5% of the land area of the Earth, except Greenland and Antarctica.[4] Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. They include the "grass" of the family Poaceae, which are called grass by ordinary people. This family is also called the Gramineae, and includes some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[5] These three families are not very closely related, though all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a similar life-style. With about 780 genera and about 12,000 species,[3] the Poaceae is the fifth-largest plant family. Only the Asteraceae, Orchidaceae, Fabaceae and Rubiaceae have more species.[6] The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow tall, such as bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales. Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[7] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion).Grasses include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[8] Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.[9]Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow. People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer. Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover rooves, and to weave baskets.
Based on what you said is in the course, it seems like he just took a lot of the main points from a few peoples videos explaining how to make you get better, told you to play the game, and locked it all behind a paywall. Btw great video. Very entertaining
My Tips: -Practice -Find demon jumps that you are comfortable with -Take a break when you lose consistency -stop playing/play another level if your rage increases -subscribe
this course does just parrot information thats publicly available, but id say its almost worth it simply from a mentality perspective. playing consistently makes you better at immense speeds (as seen from this guy going from thermodynamix to cataclysm in a couple of days) and maybe just the thought of “i paid for this course and need to get my moneys worth” can be the push you need to keep going and improve at a consistent rate ultimately, if you already have the mentality needed then this course seems a little pointless. but ironically, throwing money at a problem can help it by just making you change your mindset
Actual Advice: Make a level that is around or harder than your skill level, try complete it and make another, until you can get better with timings, straight fly, etc.
This is one time gonna hit 100k views, that's more than all of my videos on my channel across 58 videos. This is satisfying my eyes and ears so hard at the same time🦶🦶🦶
Thank you guys for watching! This video is easily my biggest and best video yet, and it took me around 2 months to make. If you enjoyed, please consider subscribing. Geometry Smash: www.tinyurl.com/lopsidedgeometrysmash
Subscribe for girlfriend (REAL): www.youtube.com/@LopsidedChickenGD?sub_confirmation=1
10 levels of smashing
Bro this video is awesome. Kais my younger brother and I definitely enjoy these kaiguy exposed vids. I like that you’re able to show how odd the course is while at the same time showing that it kinda works in an unexpected way. Keep it up!
nah youre mad funny bruh
1:43 Guess we have forever then
@@BeinKiantell him to make a short about playing gd with a baguette (i need it to survive)
Kai guy is the type of person to sell us a penny and charge a dollar for it
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I doubt even geometry smash would be able to make me a better player.
Good video btw
thanks
ninjadan!
Hi guy
Fun video! Finally someone taking his course (somewhat) seriously, because I was very curious of what it would actually be. It doesn't seem like the scam people make it out to be, at least not at 9$ (I remember him selling it for hundreds of dollars upon release LOL)
yea thats exactly why i made this video
it's still obvious information that he is selling
@@LopsidedChickenGD you gay?
@@xXImposterredbg the f
oh, hey soup!
The only thing id say is that the GDDP exists. Its free and made by someone who actually knows how to play the game really well. And it works better as it gives you advice based on what levels YOU did. So id just go with that, since Kaiguy's thing is basically what Npesta said in his skill progression video
yea i used to use the gddp for easy-hard demons
@@LopsidedChickenGD also, really entertaining. Earned a sub, keep it up
yo thank you bro@@Zeqhrox
and gdladder
gdladder is better, it has wayyy more levels
This video is so underrated. Keep up the good work. 👍
thank you!
After I smashed geometry I became a super top player! thank you Kai guy
Kid named Geometry
@@xeoscorprr8942 named geometry 💀
@@xeoscorprr8942i am the kid named geometry 🤑
I went from Windy Landscape to Cataclysm too lol. Crazy that you fluked from 51 though, I died past 64 so many times it wasnt even funny. I died in the easy as hell wave more than once too with a worst fail of 77%. It was worth it in the end though!
yooo gg
I got so nervous from the ship my best is still 90% x4 and its been 25000 attempts
wow that sucks
@@LopsidedChickenGD beat it a few weeks after I made the comment, 27k attempts total
No matter how hard I try I keep watching this video over and over, such a 10 levels of smashing moment.
you know if kaiguy was an actual top player, this may have been more legit. btw why the hell would you need to spend 9 dollars to learn stuff that you can learn without buying the course.
kaiguy hired several top players to develop the course
@@LopsidedChickenGD the advice is solid and all but like you don't really have to pay to figure it out
@@LopsidedChickenGDhell no he didn’t, iirc one of the people he “hired” was doggie who I’m almost sure doesn’t know about him, and I think npesta was another one, btw npesta hates Kai guy, plus the dumbass didn’t even have the courtesy to spell xanii’s name right in the credits
@@LopsidedChickenGDhe only got the top players to fill out a google form and they didn’t have anything to do with the course afterwards
@@LopsidedChickenGD me when i purposefully spread misinformation across the internet
You're probably the only person who actually benefited from that program because you were forced to go beat a new level (nice fluke and coin skip btw). If I'm being honest, AeonAir has a bunch of videos regarding this whole "git gud at GD" thing, and they're probably better than KaiGuy's thing by a long shot. Not only are they free, but he just actually gives proper tips, ideas, and level recommendations to improve your skill. They also come from someone with experience with hard levels. Also that "secret technique" is not that secret and is something that I'm pretty sure he also talks about. Afaik, it's name is the "sleep buff", because your mind will have time to process the mucle memory you learned from a level the prior night. It's a real technique that I've even used a couple of times just to get a little bit more consistent, although it can only work so much.
Video good, Kaiguy bad, AeonAir>Kaiguy. Aight have a good noon.
the other perk to gs is the community because u can share your progress and stuff
Aeon is great to watch if you're getting into extremes especially; he has a lot of great tips, recommendations and advice
@@LopsidedChickenGD r/geometrydash
This is such a great video, also you can rewatch it anytime and its funny
thanks!
This course is about: Believe in yourself, progress, play the level that you are currently working on, suffer, breathe, have fun, sleep, practice, have friends
that last one is hard
@@LopsidedChickenGD :)
Kai the type of guy to pirate a free game
Chicken: well this is only 9$/month
KaiGuy: **dunk**
Chicken: ok i'll dont pay for that
How are you not famous? You edit really good and have an awesome sense of humor :)
idk
@@LopsidedChickenGD LMAO I like the confidence
@@LopsidedChickenGDno one knows
Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now.[3]A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. That is because they are wind-pollinated rather than insect-pollinated, so they do not have to attract insects. Green is the best colour for photosynthesis.
Grasslands such as savannah and prairie where grasses are dominant cover 40.5% of the land area of the Earth, except Greenland and Antarctica.[4]
Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. They include the "grass" of the family Poaceae, which are called grass by ordinary people. This family is also called the Gramineae, and includes some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[5] These three families are not very closely related, though all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a similar life-style.
With about 780 genera and about 12,000 species,[3] the Poaceae is the fifth-largest plant family. Only the Asteraceae, Orchidaceae, Fabaceae and Rubiaceae have more species.[6]
The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow tall, such as bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales.
Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[7] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion).Grasses include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[8] Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.[9]Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.
People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer.
Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover rooves, and to weave baskets.
Just discovered your channel, this is awesome, keep it on.
yo thanks
Bro got beef with kai guy
So kaiguy wants us to pay 9 bucks for tips of becoming a pro?
Buddy...theres youtube.
YOOOOO HES INSANEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is insane editing! keep up the good work!
thanks
5:46 lopsided chicken face reveal no way
Why is the editing so good? Awesome
thanks
Based on what you said is in the course, it seems like he just took a lot of the main points from a few peoples videos explaining how to make you get better, told you to play the game, and locked it all behind a paywall. Btw great video. Very entertaining
thanks!
“Can you tell me how you are struggling with women?”
-Kaiguy 2023
what i have learnt from this video:
- play the game
- lopsidedchicken has a criminally early bedtime
Bro really said 🐤🐤🐤🐤 6:26
Extremely underrated. Good video!
thank you!
This guy puts people though the 10 levels of smashing.
6:38 "Creepypasta AAAAUUUUUUUGHHHH"
Such inspiring words
Thx for comment heart
God this is criminally underrated, graat vid
yo thanks
Wait, so you beat your first insane demon and extreme demon in 2 weeks?!
Guys I think the course is working, jeez-
ikr
Good vid man. Also, 10 levels of smashing
6:39
"Creepypasta"
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
This man is gonna have 100,000 subs soon im calling it
"soon"
Lol this video was great, keep up the good work! Ur so underrated lmao
thank you bro
Kai is the type of guy to GD
10 levels of smashing
10 levels of smashing
He forgot to say this video isn’t sponsored by Geometry Smash. I just got baited into watching a 9 minute long Geometry Smash ad. Damn it man.
oops
I remember i jumped from windy landscape to bloodbath a few years ago. thats probably my proudest achievement of all time tbh
super entertaining video, unrelated but holy shit i literally used to live near the place at 3:09/3:10 what
wait thats actually really cool
Lol, this video was a masterpiece. I find it funny that you jumped from windy landscape to cataclysm in 10 days
This should be a good guide for me to jump from Plasma Pulse III to Cold Sweat. Thanks, LosPollosHermanosGD.
wtf
@@LopsidedChickenGD I am not kidding, I am jumping to it
gl then@@alephzero1984
@@alephzero1984gl
1:37 NGL, this beat box slaps. 🔥🔥👌
almost forgot the fact that this guy has gone from having THERMODYNAMIX AS HIS HARDEST TO FLUKING CATA FROM 51 IN 14 DAYS
this inspires me to jump from firewall to acu! what do you mean i quit? i didnt say that!
i love how ur png character is just ur cube icon😭👌
BOY EARNED A SUB FOR HEARTING THIS COMMENT
I LOVE YOU CHICKEN!!!!😭😭😭😭
My Tips:
-Practice
-Find demon jumps that you are comfortable with
-Take a break when you lose consistency
-stop playing/play another level if your rage increases
-subscribe
especially the last one
real@@LopsidedChickenGD
lopsidedchicken hearted this because yes
Amazing job you beat Cataclysm in a week!
❤
thanks
I am excited for this premiere
This is actually the most entertaining gd video ive seen. Make more videos your so good!
yo thank you!
Kaiguy is something to say the least. Lol good vid man
10 levels of smashing is cool
The “stay calm” method works pretty well, cause I beat platinum adventure
"day 11 is about having friends because playing with friends and like we said on day 8 fun = good"
well seems like im never joining that community
“10 levels of smashing” I saw it on the wall
this course does just parrot information thats publicly available, but id say its almost worth it simply from a mentality perspective. playing consistently makes you better at immense speeds (as seen from this guy going from thermodynamix to cataclysm in a couple of days) and maybe just the thought of “i paid for this course and need to get my moneys worth” can be the push you need to keep going and improve at a consistent rate
ultimately, if you already have the mentality needed then this course seems a little pointless. but ironically, throwing money at a problem can help it by just making you change your mindset
KaiGuy is the kind of guy who would beat The Golden & "train" you to best Tidal Wave.
Tbf many times the coach isn't actually "better" than the student
2:58 waa waa WAAAAAAA-
3:10 basically describes my jump from ToE 1 to Silent Clubstep
🤯
That’s not a jump that’s a fly
Someone jump toe2 to tidal wave lol
I see it bro, 10 levels of smashing 😎
Why did I put the emoji? Because yes.
Actual Advice: Make a level that is around or harder than your skill level, try complete it and make another, until you can get better with timings, straight fly, etc.
I play on mobile so i am fucked
I played on mobile for awhile and learned all of these skill, it’s just practice
i remember jumping to cataclysm from windy and fluking the level from 55%
i didn't even get to the part where you fluked it when i commented this what the fuck
lol
I do not care about gradual progression, so nine circles, here I come!
I think I should do 10 levels of smashing so I could become the next Top 0 player.
10 Levels Of Smashing
Damn thats such a good video for a person with below 1000 subscribers
thanks
I never knew kaiguy started something like this lol
So this is how zoink got good at the game
0:52 wow I never knew I was older than Chicken
you maybe older than the chicken, but you will not outlive the chicken
THE CHICKEN IS AN IMMORTAL BEING
who knew geometry smash helps you *physically emotionally AND mentally*
watched this like 2 weeks ago and youtube recommended me this again :)
Kai is the type of person to use sign language in front of a blind person
Its 1:45 AM and the premiere is at 2:00 AM… you know what I mean😅💀
it starts in an hour...
Oh im blind so 1 more hour 😂
I fall asleep like 25 minutes before the premiere noooooo
Edit: but very good video hope you get your well deserved 1000 subs soon👍
thanks
10 LEVELS OF GEOMETRY SMASHING!
5:41 wtf are those pushups my guy
those are wide half pushups
take 1 was ten times worse
These day transitions are getting me dead💀💀💀
i pulled a damn tooth while watch this lmao
not an enjoyable experience
@@LopsidedChickenGD then i lost ANOTHER about 10 minutes after making this comment😭😭😭 i wish i was kidding
Nice video, also gg on cata lol
I didn't know you were secretly EVW, also congrats
kaiguy geometry dash world’s hardest jump 10 levels of difficulty noot noot challenge handcam
that spinning chip song never gets old :)
Bro is absouletly smashing geometry dash☠️☠️☠️
very cool video ngl i enjoyed it more than i thought i was gonna
yo thanks
10 levels of smashing
Edit: Senpai noticed me
I can't believe KaiGuy actually made this 😭💀
Wow, those 10 levels of smashing is cool bro
I don’t think bro wanted to play in the recent tab, also, W video!
10 levels of smashing, I found it!
Bro the amount of dark humour in this video killed me 💀
you are so underrated dude. you need 5K subs rn bro.
give it a week
Your channel is awsome man keep up the work.
bet
This guy is so underrated take a sub
yo thanks
“10 levels of smashing”
Kaiguy looks more and more like an ai every time i see him
EXACTLY
kAIguy
1:32 im tierd of puting stuf on this moniter
yeah got too boring
This is one time gonna hit 100k views, that's more than all of my videos on my channel across 58 videos. This is satisfying my eyes and ears so hard at the same time🦶🦶🦶
1:45 is just 🤨
it was cool to see that before joining your hardest was thereodynamix and after it was over your hardest was cataclysm :)
ik right
@@LopsidedChickenGD yeah
Thanks more making me go back to playing geometry dash again after a 2 month break💀