Craig Ferguson 14 Minutes of Innocent Flirts with Hot Actresses

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  • @hillyseattlenarrowstreets6087
    @hillyseattlenarrowstreets6087 3 місяці тому +209

    Ferguson's show was the peak of every actress comedy career by being Craig's straight man.

    • @BiteSizedBetterment
      @BiteSizedBetterment  3 місяці тому +12

      It was amazing. Sadly this type of comedy would get cancelled day1 now

  • @DngnRdr
    @DngnRdr 2 місяці тому +142

    He flatters them outrageously and they love it, but he is very careful to remain friendly rather than get serious.

  • @Akkordeondirigent
    @Akkordeondirigent 3 місяці тому +156

    Craig is genius, the subtitles are crap.

  • @alittlecreepywhenyou
    @alittlecreepywhenyou 2 місяці тому +25

    "They march."
    Has to be the best impromptu line ever.

  • @NealStandley
    @NealStandley 3 місяці тому +242

    Craig is an absolute Genius

  • @JYD2020
    @JYD2020 Місяць тому +46

    "Everyone in hollywood thinks your head is great"! Wild quote

  • @sbt4371
    @sbt4371 18 днів тому +5

    “I’d love to RESPECT you like crazy”
    He’s goated😂😂

  •  3 місяці тому +61

    I lose myself with "Trained athletes". This makes me LOL so hard.

  • @chrisjackson1889
    @chrisjackson1889 3 місяці тому +136

    “I am not dirty. I said I would give you a Snake Cup. You will receive one and you will enjoy it” - Craig “the GigaChad” Ferguson

  • @rickfowler273
    @rickfowler273 3 місяці тому +34

    The internal medicine had me messed up for a while. Not going to lie. 😂

  • @mazouifi
    @mazouifi 2 місяці тому +21

    I swear to god you do that one more time i respect you right here. Best response ever

  • @Danzilly
    @Danzilly 3 місяці тому +115

    You can't flirt with women like this any more! Good times!

    • @BiteSizedBetterment
      @BiteSizedBetterment  3 місяці тому +22

      Yeah. You get instantly cancelled when you are a public figure xd

    • @HadEnough745
      @HadEnough745 3 місяці тому +26

      Today's requirements are at least 10 anti-Trump comments per monologue.

    • @BiteSizedBetterment
      @BiteSizedBetterment  2 місяці тому +8

      XD sad but maybe true

    • @Lifeisadream.
      @Lifeisadream. 7 днів тому +1

      Just be normal and not creepy and you’ll be fine.

  • @johnd5931
    @johnd5931 3 місяці тому +26

    This is a blast from the past because most of these women dont really do much anymore, acting wise.

  • @OmarFKuri
    @OmarFKuri 25 днів тому +6

    Great subtitles! Very accurate!

  • @368fan4
    @368fan4 3 місяці тому +42

    Miss this Craig Ferguson

  • @jet07son
    @jet07son 3 місяці тому +26

    you know ... sorta reliable 😂

  • @peteinthedesert7082
    @peteinthedesert7082 2 місяці тому +34

    Great compilation. Here's a list of all the beautiful women in this vid (I think I missed one...):
    start: Carey Mulligan
    0:52 Alona Tal
    1:24 Alice Eve
    1:58 Maria Bello
    3:00 Amanda Peet
    3:25 Miranda Kerr
    3:31 Daniela Ruah
    4:50 Laurie Holden
    5:14, 7:10, and 8:37 Kate Mara
    6:35 Amanda Seyfried
    7:42 Dianna Agron
    9:16 Joss Stone
    11:30 I have never seen her before, but I think she was in a Marvel movie once ... :p
    12:15, and 14:03 Angela Kinsey
    13:11 Rashida Jones

  • @thomasbritten7216
    @thomasbritten7216 3 місяці тому +43

    Craig is almost as funny as the subtitles

    • @BiteSizedBetterment
      @BiteSizedBetterment  3 місяці тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣 trying my best bro. Was editing this at 1am after work. I'm grinding hard so yall can watch funny stuff 🤣🤣

  • @vaughntoller6979
    @vaughntoller6979 2 місяці тому +14

    Kate Mara was on a whole different level...whew...

  • @hillyseattlenarrowstreets6087
    @hillyseattlenarrowstreets6087 3 місяці тому +23

    Sad that CBS runs Lousy Late Night shows now. After Midnight is horrible and Colbert is boring.
    The Ferguson shows were genius.

  • @KevinHallDJMrSwiv
    @KevinHallDJMrSwiv 2 місяці тому +4

    God it is a shame we could not have this type of banter on television anymore.

  • @alexcamacho4880
    @alexcamacho4880 2 місяці тому +24

    Craig and Kate Mara. Great chemistry.

  • @leechrec
    @leechrec Місяць тому +4

    Imagine Craig doing this today. All the cancelnuts would go crazy.

  • @kevinkranz9156
    @kevinkranz9156 2 місяці тому +5

    HE WAS GREAT MISS HIM

  • @maciejswiechowski6064
    @maciejswiechowski6064 2 місяці тому +5

    Amanda Seyfried said she would walk out of there (...) and feel beautiful.
    Everybody can lack confidence but I am totally clueless how she can think she is not beautiful. She is literally gorgeous, sublime beauty.
    Also Craig > Conan >>>>>>> ....... >>>>>>>> Kimmel, Fallon >>> Elen

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 Місяць тому

      I blame ted 2. 😂
      Eyes are expressive but she kinda gives me cute vibes.

  • @aragandalf
    @aragandalf 3 місяці тому +11

    They march :) why is he so quick :D

  • @soryn66
    @soryn66 3 місяці тому +2

    by far ,,,,the best show on glass.....real fun....inteligent fun

    • @BiteSizedBetterment
      @BiteSizedBetterment  3 місяці тому

      true. which episode on the channel is your favorite so far ?

  • @pauljung3534
    @pauljung3534 2 місяці тому +1

    "To flirt in dirt .. to me it's child's play in a sandbox." ~ Grown-up Craig

  • @billbucktube
    @billbucktube 3 місяці тому +2

    Like it a lot!

  • @Darkknight9035
    @Darkknight9035 3 місяці тому +9

    The rizz master

  • @OliTheTerrible
    @OliTheTerrible 3 години тому

    10:42 Craig: "It wasn't me it was her" Subtitles: "It was hot fried rice, baby fish". 😳

  • @Veliki77716
    @Veliki77716 2 місяці тому

    I always lol so hard at 11:20 so spontenous and fuckin funny

  • @alexcamacho4880
    @alexcamacho4880 2 місяці тому +6

    Joss Stone’s smiling eyes. I forgot how gorgeous she is.

  • @KlNGOFTHEPIRATES
    @KlNGOFTHEPIRATES 10 днів тому

    Guys we can learn a lot from this man

  • @HaischkaEST
    @HaischkaEST 16 днів тому

    3:05 her laugh is adorable!

  • @Rajan-vr3ry
    @Rajan-vr3ry Місяць тому

    2:32 😂😂😂

  • @Ralipsi
    @Ralipsi 3 місяці тому +4

    I think he was the best tv late night host ever

  • @robertriley4105
    @robertriley4105 2 місяці тому

    there's a guy with ONE thing on his mind, and I don't blame him

  • @aryankushwaha1964
    @aryankushwaha1964 2 місяці тому

    Just🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @hawkrider88
    @hawkrider88 2 місяці тому +4

    Kate Marra....whew.

  • @cicstommy
    @cicstommy Місяць тому +1

    Bro had to use the word 'innocent' in his video title to avoid any unwanted attention from the #MeToo brigade.

  • @rehgiesgamingvideos2266
    @rehgiesgamingvideos2266 3 місяці тому +5

    Wow put the names he interviewed here pls gonna watch full interview

    • @benwu7980
      @benwu7980 3 місяці тому +3

      Carey Mulligan, Alona Tal, Alice Eve, Maria Bello, Amanda Peet, Miranda Kerr, Daniella Ruah, Laurie Holden, Kate Mara, Amanda Seyfried, Dianna Agron, Joss Stone, Scarlett Johansson, Angela Kinsey, Rashida Jones

  • @andreaspeters3773
    @andreaspeters3773 2 місяці тому +1

    I'm from Germany and love american late talkshows.....
    There are some good ones but nothing in comparison with Creggie Craig. I could view this whole night long😂.
    We once had also a quite witty late talker. He starts with funny standup about actual news and he had a "sharp" ⚔️tongue 😂 later are 1 or 2 guests👍🏻 But he quits after years like Craig... and sadly there's not one man here that would continue this great format.
    For years it was my highlight before bed.

    • @BiteSizedBetterment
      @BiteSizedBetterment  2 місяці тому

      who is the german guy name. I might look into him too :D

    • @andreaspeters3773
      @andreaspeters3773 2 місяці тому +2

      @@BiteSizedBetterment i have to dissapoint you.... he's not so into beautiful girls on his show (flirting) but had a sharp look on actuality.
      And his jokes are often at the edge😁 (for non-germans probably hard to get right? and perhaps don't work really for your channel?)
      His name is Harald Schmidt, his late show 1995- ~2014

    • @BiteSizedBetterment
      @BiteSizedBetterment  2 місяці тому

      I can always try making a channel for him only. Do you think germans will like it ?

    • @andreaspeters3773
      @andreaspeters3773 2 місяці тому +2

      @@BiteSizedBetterment 🤔 i think they would like it. His show runs nearly 20ys and he has a lot of fans.
      I think his standup was funnier than most guests

    • @BiteSizedBetterment
      @BiteSizedBetterment  2 місяці тому

      @@andreaspeters3773 would look into that

  • @McLintox
    @McLintox 3 місяці тому +3

    Those captions are as much use a chocolate fireguard! If you want to see him flirt, watch the times Sarah Paulson was on the show.

    • @trob0914
      @trob0914 2 місяці тому

      Sarah plays for the other team(Charlie and Allen's Mom on 2 1/2..)!

  • @user-bk9fk2tq2z
    @user-bk9fk2tq2z 2 місяці тому +2

    Cool snake mug

  • @JRFrancisco20088
    @JRFrancisco20088 3 місяці тому +8

    Wish I had his audience when flirting with a woman. Like telling a joke with a laugh track.

  • @ThaOneChrisJONES
    @ThaOneChrisJONES День тому

    When God created Craig, he said "Unto this creation, I shall giveth all rizz points !".

  • @jorgezarco9269
    @jorgezarco9269 3 місяці тому +6

    Red hot Alice Eve.

  • @phoenix___7747
    @phoenix___7747 Місяць тому

    Ah yes, the golden era of what was acceptable. People just having a laugh with a bit of flirty fun, which Craig was a master of. It's very sad that this wouldn't be accepted today.

  • @walterbriggs272
    @walterbriggs272 3 місяці тому +4

    Very lucky man

    • @BiteSizedBetterment
      @BiteSizedBetterment  3 місяці тому +5

      he is indeed. and he looks like he truly enjoys every second of it. and thats why its so nice to watch

  • @padawan1769
    @padawan1769 27 днів тому

    What's the alice eve one about?

  • @yogeshchaudhary9505
    @yogeshchaudhary9505 Місяць тому

    He will flirt with your gf, wife and you can't save her.

  • @gsom7
    @gsom7 3 місяці тому +5

    Subtitles are not correct

  • @jerryfritz374
    @jerryfritz374 3 місяці тому +4

    Mmm Kate Mara yeah😊

  • @michaelspeer2523
    @michaelspeer2523 3 місяці тому +8

    Miss Craig.

  • @blusef1
    @blusef1 28 днів тому

    10:43 closed caption: it wasn’t me it was hard.

  • @VinayakPande53
    @VinayakPande53 2 місяці тому +2

    The subtitles in this are way off.

    • @BiteSizedBetterment
      @BiteSizedBetterment  2 місяці тому +1

      yup thats why I got rid of them for later videos ! No more subs

  • @ohmsMTL
    @ohmsMTL Місяць тому

    You do realize they are actresses who know what plays well. They are playing along.

    • @azakive
      @azakive День тому

      All of life is a play my friend😅

  • @SB-ed4gz
    @SB-ed4gz 14 днів тому

    Either you put the correct caption, or don't put caption at all. Don't just put machine-generated caption and ignore how wrong it is

  • @mrg8760
    @mrg8760 3 місяці тому +1

    Who’s the lady in the red dress at 1:31? Looks familiar but I can’t think of her name…

  • @johnsonnguyen3114
    @johnsonnguyen3114 23 дні тому

    @1:11 do you think she got offended and was mad???

  • @alexcamacho4880
    @alexcamacho4880 2 місяці тому +4

    Who’s the blonde in the black shorts?

    • @keensoundguy6637
      @keensoundguy6637 2 місяці тому +3

      So you never saw the U.S. version of The Office? Angela played Angela.

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 Місяць тому

      @@keensoundguy6637angela (office): 😡
      Angela (irl): 🥰

  • @GeorgeMezori
    @GeorgeMezori Місяць тому +1

    I was hoping there was a list of actress names here.

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 Місяць тому

      The hard part is that some i don’t recognize. About more than half i do.

  • @user-bi8lv2bz6b
    @user-bi8lv2bz6b 3 місяці тому +3

    0.56
    Who is the Porcelain Doll with Lipstick?

  • @quinn-tessential3232
    @quinn-tessential3232 Місяць тому

    These are the world's least accurate subtitles. Your bot is broken.

    • @BiteSizedBetterment
      @BiteSizedBetterment  Місяць тому

      got rid of the subs in later videos. a mistake of inexperience !

  • @3rdjrh
    @3rdjrh 2 місяці тому +2

    Kate Mara 🥵🥵🥵

  • @Relaxed-Being
    @Relaxed-Being Місяць тому

    12:34

  • @pajtim9079
    @pajtim9079 14 днів тому

    Innocent? 😂

  • @vishaluikey4145
    @vishaluikey4145 16 днів тому

    See I just Feel like the "flirting" is so forced and obviously Scripted .
    There I said it.
    *CRINGED*

  • @x-mensangel3567
    @x-mensangel3567 Місяць тому

    “That mothafucka don’t miss! That mothafucka don’t miss, man! In the heat of battle he don’t miss. In the heat of controversy he don’t miss.” -Snoop Dogg

  • @pooperpants4509
    @pooperpants4509 3 місяці тому +5

    Craid is soo good. Freaking hilarious!!

  • @user-ip9og6xu2w
    @user-ip9og6xu2w 3 місяці тому +1

    Ask girls for dog pee they will know the answer and don't think that they know something else

  • @0pus
    @0pus 2 місяці тому

    Ok tutto ma chi è la strafiga modella mora dal min. 3:30 al m. 4;49?

  • @bleedfingerz
    @bleedfingerz Місяць тому

    Anyone know if uses like a method

  • @DeezNutzzzz69
    @DeezNutzzzz69 2 місяці тому +2

    love these craig videos but my god the subtitles are shocking

    • @BiteSizedBetterment
      @BiteSizedBetterment  2 місяці тому

      they are gone for future videos ! All that I post now are without subs and better compilations !

    • @DeezNutzzzz69
      @DeezNutzzzz69 2 місяці тому +1

      @@BiteSizedBetterment I didn't mean it as a criticism btw! I found it quite funny :) I look forward to more videos!

    • @BiteSizedBetterment
      @BiteSizedBetterment  2 місяці тому

      ahahahah. I made a last second cut on this video that jumbled all the subs XD. Rookie mistakes