Top 10 Jokes Only Adults Get in The Cat in the Hat
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- Опубліковано 22 лют 2022
- Only the adults in the audience got these "Cat in the Hat" jokes. For this list, we’re looking at some of “The Cat in the Hat’s” more mature jokes in the franchise that [hopefully] went over the kids’ heads. Our countdown includes the Cat's contract, the Cat's car, Nevins' snack, and more! Did YOU catch these "Cat in the Hat" jokes as a kid? Let us know in the comments!
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Drake and Josh have a lot of them
this movie creepy as heck
this movie was made for adult jokes
I will NEVER understand the hate this movie gets. I loved every second.
My sister and I love this movie and we quote the lines all the time
The granddaughter of dr.Seuss hated it. It’s also why no live action versions of his books are allowed anymore.
@@raenamaparade1994 I thought it was his widow, Audrey Gisel (RIP) who hated it?
@@atasker7432 I heard that it was his granddaughter but it might’ve been the whole family. Even though so many people like the movie, the generation before that liked the source material better would be less likely to enjoy it.
Because it's garbage.
"It's Lawrence, you snot-nosed little son of a... Wonderful woman who I'm ABSOLUTELY crazy about!" That line always made me crack up, although I didn't fully understand it until I was older!
Fun fact: Most of the adult jokes were meant for How the Grinch Stole Christmas but they were cut
Oh,no wonder I hated those movies.
@@Itzplumcookiepeachycookie16 I like Jim Carrey
There’s no way this is trye
@@Itzplumcookiepeachycookie16 you live a miserable life
Watched it a few years ago and it’s probably some of his best writing. The jokes and adult humour are insane. Brilliant movie.
You forgot the moment when the cat cut off his tail and said "SON OF A BI***!!!!"
Few seconds later . . .
"Look I'm not saying we are going to sue. I'm just saying we have a case. We'll talk later, ixnay ixnay."
PS anyways that was a great slip in a "kids" movie back in the time
Oh that’s not on the list!!! That was my favorite line! Hahaha
Great honorable mention.
I love that scene
@@gwm_entertainment1 back when they allowed more mild language and adult jokes now they have to just do kids potty humor. Ridiculous
"I'm sorry baby I love you" lives rent-free forever in my head.
It’s from Happy Gilmore🤣
I don’t care if anyone says they dislike this movie, I’ve always liked it.
I like it too
Same here!
Amen
Same here
Same here
This is One of my favorite "So Bad It's Good" Movies.
That title is given to Jim Carrey as the Grinch. This movie just felt like a bad trip. But hey, if you enjoy it, good for you.
I love how besides playing a germaphobe, Sean Hayes voiced the fish in the movie.
The cat is like being Austin Powers and Deadpool at the same time
Well it’s not appropriate for kids
@@Kamii3961 wEll iTs nOT aPproPRiAte fOr kIDs
Funny since Mike Myers also played Austin.
Cat in the Hat is a Guilty Pleasure of mine that I completely Enjoy,but my Favorite Dr.Seuss Movie has to be Jim Carrey's How the Grinch stole Christmas.
Totally agreed
Even if Dr. Suess definitely would NOT approve of these Live-Action movies, I still love them.
@@disneyvillainsfan1666 if I were him, i would agree with the Jim Carrey one.
Yeah,I honest love the Live Action Dr.Seuss Movies more than the Animation Ones.
MINE TOO! I LOVE the Jim Carrey Grinch!
... I watch this movie with my mom every time it comes on and trust me, I always knew about the jokes. We still love it tho😂
Can't believe someone thought it was a great idea to have all these jokes in a movie based on a children's story.
Surprised this wasn’t rated PG-13.
@@jacksonconley5117 thats why
the parents probably have to watch it too
This is just messed up. A beautiful, timeless classic of a story of a cat making 2 kids cheer up during a rainy day with magnificent story telling, glorious messages it’s giving to the audience is now replaced by a re-animated roadkill who advertises Universal Studios, blurts out out-dates references, shits out dirty jokes (THAT SHOULD NOT BE SEEN IN A DR. SEUSS MOVIE!), Morals they are mean spirited and just unpleasant characters to like.
Horrible adaptation of A classic book!
I think this movie is best enjoyed if you see it as a Parody of The Original Book, not an adaptation.
mike myers really brought his shagadelic humor into this movie, considering it was only a year apart from when the final austin powers movie came out, i can't say id blame him for bringing some of the innuendos with him into this film. this movie was my childhood, always has been and doesn't deserve any of the hate its gotten. such a classic that i grew up with and still continue to bring with me into my adult life. no regrets lol
All of these went way over my head as a child 🤣🤣
I understood the super hydrologic instantaneous transport
@@rhetz1562Oh You Mean The-
@@SonicAndMarioFan-ds6gq doooh, quick to the S.L.O.W
I can't believe this movie is for kids! It has a lot of adult jokes!
I know right
The gardening tool part was the one that made me uncomfortable.
Even watching it now it’s like how did this not get a PG-13 rating
@@cheyblake2475 same here
Wait. You're telling me this wasn't a movie made for adults and to piss on Dr. Seuss gave but was a kids film?
Yeah, I know, that surprised me too
It’s not for kids there adult humor too
Dummy
If you look closely on the certificate you can see that the cats birthday is May 25’th 1963 which is also the birthday Mike Myers who played the cat
The magical time traveling elves is funny 😂😂😂
I can't be the only one who thinks the Cat has a sense of humour very very similar to Austin Powers,the Cat is literally played by Mike Myers himself who also happens to play Austin Powers so it's no wonder I was getting Austin Powers vibes
He also played Shrek.
@@Gamerboy-94 In Shrek I saw more of his "aggressive" side which wasn't in any other character that I've seen him play, it's kinda entertaining as heck if you ask me
This movie will ALWAYS be a guilty pleasure of mine!
I personally loved the movie. It was so funny to me. Especially the one with this cook machine
Nobody's talking about 9:29
SOMETHING LIKE THAT REALLY BURNS MY *AAAAA-*
I started watching “The Cat In The Hat (2003)” when I was 13 years old & I quickly knew the jokes that are clearly for adults, yet I still love this movie because of Mike Myers. My brothers always laugh at these jokes in this movie because we can’t really get enough of “The Cat In The Hat (2003)”. 2 jokes that I most definitely laugh because of how messed up they are are #6 & #1. Too bad there’ll never be a sequel to this movie because of the adult jokes, especially the ones on this list. I do technically agree with those who say the worst adult jokes in this movie should’ve been cut because it wouldn’t have failed at the box office nor with critics.
Could you do another top 10 jokes only adults get list for the Madagascar franchise?
Honestly I’m surprised the cupcake scene wasn’t number 1!
They just don't make movies like this anymore 😂 Huge part of my childhood
One of my guilty pleasures.
My favorite part will always be when the cat chops his tail off and Scream Son Of A Bit**!!! Lol
and this is why there are no more live-action Dr. Seuess movies anymore
Actually, I think its because of the price tag that comes with hiring actors nowadays.
@@firetoacat Released in theaters on November 21, 2003, in the United States by Universal Pictures and internationally by DreamWorks Pictures, the film was a box-office disappointment, grossing $133.9 million against a budget of $109 million[2] and received negative reviews from critics for its screenplay, humor, perceived lack of faithfulness to the source material and Myers' performance, though David Newman's musical score and the film's visual aspects and production design received praise.[3] In response to the film's critical and commercial failure, Seuss's widow Audrey Geisel, who was also critical of the film, decided not to allow any further live-action adaptations of her husband's works, resulting in the cancellation of a sequel based on The Cat in the Hat Comes Back; all Dr. Seuss film adaptations have since been produced in animation form, starting with Horton Hears a Who! (2008)
@@jimbo9208 a simple "His wife said no to any more of these movies" would have been a better answer that I would have been fine with
@@jimbo9208 I can't remember who wrote the review I read, but the reviewer described Myer's Cat as "a pedophile furry," both being nouns.
They weren't wrong.
The movie might disliked by some people, I don’t care what they have to say about this movie, I still love ❤️ this movie, I watched it many times during my childhood and I never get sick and tired of it.
The Jim Carrey Grinch is still the best. 💯💯💯💯💯
This….
Yes this is better than Mike Meyer Cat in the Hat
@@sebashtonwarren1125 💯
@@sebashtonwarren1125 Yes
This was one of my favorite movies as a kid. Still has a special place in my heart.
Everyone gets this movie’s jokes
Even kids
I'm preeeeeety sure most younger kids wouldn't get it.
@@christianparrish6647 they aorta get it but only in the cartoony sense
What about that Fight on TV Mrs. Kwan was watching where she said "No More Big Government!" That's a favorite of mine now that I'm older.
The Cat in The Hat is basically Austin Power in a cat costume.
I've never seen this, but it does look funny 🤣🤣🤣
Try it
Guilty pleasure joke of mine:
"GPS? Check"
"DVD, CD? Check"
"Someone from Czechoslovakia is a? CZECH!!!"
this movie is totally my biggest Guilty Pleasure!
Love this movie. The Grinch is always going to be better but love them both. Sad we never got that live action Green Eggs and Ham.
6:13 my twin brother understood that joke when we watched this movie as kids.
1 major downfall that “The Cat In The Hat 2003” suffered during filming aside from Mike Myers showing up late for rehearsals & only preferring to take to the director &/or producer was the fact that not only were there too many jokes for adults but also the script kept getting too many rewrites to the point where the movie was just gonna suffer a horrible critical & financial reception.
we watched this a few days before finals in school and trust me, me and the rest of the class understood *ALL OF IT.*
It's been 19 years since the live action Cat in the Hat movie was released in 2003 and I really love this movie. No really. Yes I know it got bad reviews but it's still a really good movie to watch and it's entertaining and I still watch this all the time. Mike Myers is a cool Cat In The Hat, Dakota Fanning is a cute Sally, Spencer Breslin is a great Conrad. The whole cast in this movie is great. If this is not your favorite live action Dr. Seuss film that's fine. Because it's just another version. This was never meant to replace the TV special. The live action version is just a different take on. This one talks about the characters of Sally and Conrad that were in the TV special and book that go on the adventures with The Cat and do other things. Also in the end of the movie they did share the blame and they both learned a lesion and it is a good character development for Sally and Conrad. The TV special will always be a classic that would make people laugh. But the live action version also makes people laugh. Can we all just get along. I mean that is what enjoying movies is all about. Enjoying both of them in different ways. I think I know why a lot people don't like this movie because it's kind of ripping off a movie that Mike Myers has been into before this movie and a Christmas movie where Spencer Breslin did his indoor stair luge. Like the Austin Powers movie series and Home Alone and it can be very hard for the viewers to understand whats going on and remember everything that is happening in the movie. I wouldn't call this a bad movie as we later see. Even though the acting is terrible and it has some adult humor mixed into it it's not that bad.
When you separate all of that and ignore it and just treat this movie as a standalone feature it dose come out to be a fun Mike Myers flick with some nice visuals and a still somewhat decent story.
Because what makes the movie good are some life lessons that we learn in our everyday lives. Not only that in the behind the scenes Mike Myers said when he was a kid The Cat In The Hat was his favorite Dr. Seuss book because in the movie The Cat is a teacher and he is teaching Sally and Conrad not only to have fun but learn lessons along the way. Which is why this movie is not only fun and a good one to watch but it also teaches us life lessons in the movie when we get older and have jobs.
Even though this live action Dr. Seuss movie is ripping off the two movies it's got a little twist to it.
Also Alec Baldwin's performance as Larry Quinn is what made this movie for me. He really steals the show as the main antagonist who is a child hatting jellies lover of a signal Mom trying to marry Joan for her wealth and get rid of her son Conrad by sending him to Military School. Not only that he is also a Slob, a lier and a dog knaper. And of cores the coolest villain defeat of what Larry got deserved in movie history. Larry got covered in purple slime in the end of the movie. Such a great thing they did.
But over all I think this a good film because when I was a kid the live action Grinch movie was my first live action Dr. Seuss movie that I saw on DVD and the live action Cat in the Hat movie was my second and I grew up with this movie and I have a different opinion it and both of theses live action Dr. Seuss movies are both entertaining and funny.
Plus the live action Cat In The Hat movie is another live action Dr. Seuss adaptation that's a classic.
I hope Universal Pictures will do a live action sequel based off the original sequel The Cat In The Hat Comes Back someday in the future. Since Audrey Geisel died in 2018 there is still hope for a live action sequel. I got an idea for The Cat In The Hat Comes Back live action remake. How about they would make it like Mary Poppins Returns but with a little twist to it. Because the two child stars Dakota Fanning and Spencer Breslin who played Sally and Conrad who are now in their 20s and 30s and Kelly Preston who played their Mom died in 2020. Alec Baldwin who played Larry is still alive and Mike Myers who played The Cat In The Hat is still alive too. So maybe Larry will come back to the Walden house to get his revenge on Sally and Conrad where Conrad is now married with kids of his own and Sally became an Aunt to Conrad's kids and The Cat will come back to help the family. By the way, I think I know why Audrey Geisel forbidden any future live action movies on Ted’s work because in the live action Cat In The Hat movie with the rip off of Austin Powers and Home Alone. You can tell that they are running out of ideas for future live action Dr. Seuss adaptations. The Live Action Cat In The Hat movie was a good way to end the live action Dr. Seuss adaptations. Or is it? But who knows when they are going to do another live action Dr. Seuss adaptation. When The Cat In The Hat Comes Back Live Action Remake dose come down the line in the movie making business I bet they will bring back the 2003 cast and do a better job than they did with the first movie. It's been a very long time since the 2003 movie was released and it's about time they would do a sequel. When the live action Cat In The Hat movie get's it's 20th anniversary in 2023 then The Cat In The Hat Comes Back Live Action Remake will happen.
“Although those drapes are a train wreck.”
😂😂🤣
What about the bit where he takes the kids to a "nightclub"?
When I rewathed this, I had no idea that this movie had soooooooooooo many dirty jokes.
Agreed
6:12-6:18-"9! That's 9 times Dr. Seuss rolled in his grave! Ah! Ah! Ah!": Nostalgia Critic
0/10 why is the other accidental use of swearing from the Astonishing Products Kupkakeinator scene not in this list?!
The Cat in the Hat (with British accent): Delicious cupcakes ready in just minutes away!
Mike Myers: Cat Did you just say Minutes Away?!
Universal Employees and Studio Audience: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Cat: You're not just WRONG, you're STUPID.
Mike Myers: Now wait just a minute!
Cat: and you're also ugly just like your mom.
Mike Myers: Did you just call my mom ugly?
Cat: Shut Up! I mean it! I WILL END YOU. WHACK (cuts off his tail)
Sally (Dakota Fanning): Uh Cat? Your tail.
Cat: What about it? Oh I see! I chopped it off.
(normal voice) well that's interesting because....SON OF A (censor bleep)!!!!!!!!!!
cut to technical difficulties screen reading "Hang In There Baby!"
cut to lawyer backstage in the other side of the house
Lawyer: Look I'm not saying that we're going to sue you, I'm just saying that we have a case. We'll talk later.
One of my childhood movies, when I got older and rewatched this I realised how many dirty jokes there are xD
I LOVED The Cat In The Hat! I thought it was hilarious!!
I was waiting for a video like this in the future
I loved this movie when I was six and always thought it was better than the book and cartoon. As an adult I appreciate it even more.
Happy Birthday, Dakota Fanning!
Honestly I think this movie was just a little ahead of its time lol if it would have been released today with all the movies that have come out like Deadpool, it would have totally succeeded. I mean look where it’s at now, cult classic, people like it more now than they did when it came out. I will be able to see the image of the Cat sneaking up behind Beans with a baseball bat in my head for the rest of my life, iconic😂
Agreed, this movie is hilarious! Way ahead of its time.
I love this show
0:52 The dirty part of this is the Cat was dressed like a fancy lady and he was talking about something about the vet.
2:13 The dirty part of this is the Cat saying “Humiga, Humiga, Humiga!” Then, he expands the photo and his hat stretches upward as he gasps in shock to what he just saw.
3:19 The dirty part is the mommy cat and the daddy cat.
4:23 I don’t see anything dirty.
5:30 The dirty part of this is Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.
6:30 I don’t see anything dirty.
7:38 I don’t see anything dirty.
8:56 I don’t see anything dirty.
10:08 I don’t see anything dirty.
11:34 The dirty part of this is everything!
“I’m sorry baby I love you”
The “boner” one got me💀
Yeah I just realized that the hat meant he has a b*ner
The whole "Kupcake-Inator" scene was a parody of the "Amazing Discoveries" infomercial series that aired back in the 1980s and 1990s. Cat played both the host Mike Levey (sweater) and recurring guest host/presenter John Parkin (red suspenders).
There are several episodes uploaded to UA-cam and you can really see the influence.
"I'm so excited!"
I love the cat in the hat
This is why I’m gonna had problems if I show this to children no not because of the adult jokes because I’ll be laughing at these adult jokes and none of the kids would understand why I’m laughing so hard
Lol as I watched this movie so many times in my childhood growing up, I never understood any of the jokes until now and days lol
It’s almost like my mother new I would never understand the jokes until my adult days lol
My favorite childhood movie , thanks for the video ms mojo, very funny, and very interesting as well, see You soon, and happy wednesday
" Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter " 💀
I never realized those when I was younger 🤣
This video should've been top 20!
I LOVED this movie. It was also popular when our local high school debut, Seussical as their spring production when it came out. I will admit, because of the movie, I hated how The Cat in The Hat was portrayed in the musical. I was so upset that my dad was like "well they can't portray him like they did in the movie." It's still one of my favorite Dr. Seuss films. Plus, the costumes are amazing! There is one reference that was left out, and it was the Alec Baldwin scene where his television got repossessed.
It was one of my favorite movies growing up lolol
“ How many shots”
Ikr
"And then she took him to the vet and let them cut off his bal-....bo...bo........BOY"
You should see the deleted scenes of this movie. LOL!!!
Fun fact cinema sins haven't done a video on this movie...yet
This movie is a classic
Imagine if the Cat in the Hat was the villain of Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers 2022 instead than Peter Pan xD
It would actually be more hilarious
You think the photo was awkward? Seek out the deleted scene where the Cat is looking at the full image on the Slip 'N Slide.
2:47 schwing!
One of my son's favourite films
I love the Cat in the Hat he is so cute big furry kitty cat 😻😍🥰
I liked the Universal Studios plug-in for both the satire self-promotion and just because I always thought and still do think Universal fucking rocks
The ones that I only understood was the hat extending and the cars old acronym
Just realizing why my parents didn’t let me watch this movie!! 😂
Can you do a Top 10 Adult Jokes ftom Norbit,because there's alot of them.
finally , this video came !! 😩💀
This movie is WAYYY funnier when you’re an adult 😂
HI Sophia how are you and this video was so amazing keep up the good work as a Little kid I did not get the Jokes in the Cat in the Hat but know as A Man I get the Jokes know
I saw this movie when I was 11, as part of a Kindercare group.
5:04 those are DEEZ NUTS 🌰
I’m a kid and I got the awkward photo moment…
"Something like that really burns my aHhhhHh"
-cat
One of the best movies
6:14 the acronym was shart
I ain't gonna say the the real one
I was like 9 when I first saw the movie yet I got every one of these jokes. Anyways, Mike kinda destroyed any portrayal of Dr. Suess's when he said he was bad at rhymes. The car's original acronym, Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter or S.H.I.T joke had me on the floor.
Huh, this movie had a smartphone in it before smartphones existed.
I understand number 8, 6, 2, and 1. Number six was the most funny to me.
I understand the car joke.
This movie is so stupid and I love it
Did you notice the diver figure in Sean Hayes' fishbowl?
This is such a funny movie