"I'm confusing, 'cause I'm unusual: I imitate the Walrus in the tub Sometimes I swallow live goldfish, I follow my own bent, and there's the Rub. In uniquely... circus stances I execute exotic dances. With three balloons, I swoon and snake it, it's no Bo-Peep-Show: I prance naked. Bless me I confess, I've grown watercress in my ears - drum: rub-a-dub, I slim with sandpaper, shave my legs with paint-scrapers, smooth but raspberry red and there's the Rub. Sporting different-coloured socks is thought unorthodox, Though I know which leg is where or which, This cock-a-doodle paradox cocks a snook at all the schmocks, I wink but they interpret: nervous twitch. My ridiculed bizarrerie is only awkward armoury, A squawking banshee yells "Beelzebub" 'Mid the Kalahari faceless, I'm a freak oasis, an outlandish oddity A cack-hand commodity, a crackpot, lack-top: Rub-me-up-the-wrong-way Hubert: there's the Rub."
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"I'm confusing, 'cause I'm unusual: I imitate the Walrus in the tub
Sometimes I swallow live goldfish, I follow my own bent, and there's the Rub.
In uniquely... circus stances I execute exotic dances.
With three balloons, I swoon and snake it, it's no Bo-Peep-Show: I prance naked.
Bless me I confess, I've grown watercress in my ears - drum: rub-a-dub,
I slim with sandpaper, shave my legs with paint-scrapers, smooth but raspberry red and there's the Rub.
Sporting different-coloured socks is thought unorthodox,
Though I know which leg is where or which,
This cock-a-doodle paradox cocks a snook at all the schmocks,
I wink but they interpret: nervous twitch.
My ridiculed bizarrerie is only awkward armoury,
A squawking banshee yells "Beelzebub"
'Mid the Kalahari faceless, I'm a freak oasis, an outlandish oddity
A cack-hand commodity, a crackpot, lack-top:
Rub-me-up-the-wrong-way Hubert: there's the Rub."