My guess is that the black mold that's slowing invading JK's house is a spell cast from those wands, so the larger the mold grows, the more wands it consumes to keep the spell going. Once the house is nothing but mold, all wands will be gone.
The three missing wands were offered as tribute (sold) to appease Crystal's character obsessions. They were sacrificed to Akechi, Majima, and Edgeworth in order to appease them (buy their merch).
The reason Crystal lost three of her wands is that they’ve been snapped by the ministry for Crystal doing illegal shit. Each of these “trips” she’s been on recently are her stays in Azkaban before she’s escaped by being an axolotl animagus just like her plushy. She probably went out and cursed the people who have made puns in her videos to never pun again, she animated and resized her gifted Edgeworth figure which then escaped her house and was found by the public causing massive use of the memory charm, and lastly she killed off Kenji from Persona 3 so she never has to see him again in repeat play throughs.
1. These release on Wednesday right before my lunch break at the start of my work week, always gives me a great laugh. 2. The wands are disappearing because they cannot handle the pure wizardry you possess and with each victim you claim, your wand breaks.
Thanks for making me smile this Wednesday. I had a crappy morning, so thank you so much for the laughter and smiles. Personally I think the reason that the number of wands are decreasing is because a random cat mage keeps entering Crystal’s place. They take a wand to prove that they have cleared a daunting challenge and once a wand is obtained they teleport out of there. Darn those cat burglar mages.
The wands disappearing is clearly the number of magical assistants Crystaahhl has sent to battle the Atlus claim team in a courtroom dance battle overseen by Mr. Edgeworth. 4:09 Edna's squad has my knees complaining just watching them.
The Inconsistent Number Of Wands is the piece of evidence that'll be sitting in our court record until the last moment, and when presented, will trigger your breakdown animation which I can only presume involves that hat turning out to be a giant pencil sharpener or something.
My theory on the wands on the wall: You dropped something under some big heavy closet in your house months ago and you tried using one of the wands to get it out. It got stuck under the closet too, so you gave up then tried again a while later with yet another wand and the same thing happened and you just keep giving up then trying again and you're slowly losing all the wands in the process until you have no choice but to move the closet... IT IS INEVITABLE!!!
The wands are replicas of the wands used by wizards who wronged you. They are on your wall to remind you of the vengeance that needs to be meted out. As you destroy your wizard adversaries, you remove their wands from your wall. There are only two left. You must truly be a powerful foe.
As they say, you don't choose the wand, the wand chooses you. Some of them have left and it will slowly but surely narrow down to just one. That's when all our viewers furniture starts floating.
Crystal is actually the final encounter of a wizard's trial, and anyone who successfully defeats her is given a wand as a reward. So far, 3 brave magic users have beaten her and she awaits 2 more so she may be at peace.
*steals crystals kitty cat detective hat* Right so! The wands on the wall are decreasing because they all compete with each other which is the best. And when one has had enough of an argument it uses “become-a chocolate-a!” And the wand that it’s used on becomes chocolate that then Crystal eats
My theory is that every time a Crystaahl theory ends up becoming true, the Moon God ends up deleting one of the wands out of frustration. When all the wands would be gone, the Arcana would be the means by which all will be revealed
"I am gonna leave it up to you and your imagination on what you think is happening with these wands in the background. I wanna hear your best fanfiction." The fact you said those 2 sentences one after the other is... suggestive, and I doubt you want to hear our _best fanfiction_
cats are the best at getting up high and being unable to get down lol my fiance is a truck driver and my cat will go from above the dash to the top bunk and has to jump down. we call it 'death from above' because she isn't light and has landed in the middle of my back while studying before
Clearly the wands were broken by Majima who grabs the nearest object and heads out to flirt with I mean beat up Kiryu whenever the whimsy strikes him. (To clarify he doesn't use them as wands and more like tiny, ineffective bats that break after 1 hit) Also i laughed several times where me cheese o.o
It was a dark and stormy night, winds howling and rain pounding heavy on the asphalt, as one young woman runs with a desperation held only by someone fleeing from certain doom. Clutched tight in her arms were five wands that could have spelled the ends of times if she hadn't barely managed to collect them from her enemy- an evil creature who will one day fill the world with great unpredictable evil.. Karameru! Her escape had been a narrow one, as she skids into her house, slamming the door shut behind her, heart pounding in her chest. Her flight was not without sacrifice, but for now the world was safe. As time went on this noble lady understood that it would be impossible to keep the wands hidden, Karameru was a creature as clever as it was spontaneous. It was only a matter of time. But then! She had a genuise idea- in order to predict Karameru's schemes and force its hand, she would hold a seemingly meaningless youtube series. In this she would display the wands to lure Karameru to her door, as well as train how to predict the chaotic nature of it. Karameru has fallen for her bait thrice now, and each time she was able to land a significant blow. Now our hero Crystaahhl waits for when next Karameru will strike. With her training, kitty cat detective hat, Majima cut out and nahobino in her party, and gavel as a weapon, she is ready. She will rid the world of the dangers of Karameru, taking revenge for the death of pancakes and confusing gags once and for all!
Ah, so you're wandering what happened to the three wands? You wand to know what happened? Well each of those wanderful wands was used to curse any fool who would wander inside her house without any protective wand! They have wandrous effects, like making you laugh or making you unable to talk without making puns about wands
the wands are not missing, don't worry there was always just one wand, It's just a little souvenir, didn't you leave your stove on at home? come on, its time to get back
So here's the thing. We all know that Crystaahhl kills it with every play through right? Well, when she really goes all out, that comes at a cost that would REALLY kill it, but the magic in those wands stops us from being blown away. With the Yakuza, Persona, and Ace Attorney series playthroughs, that magic is being spent fast. But we are ok for now right? Wait, is that one cracking since she cleared the no laugh challenge? And that other one is looking kind of fragile with the Edgeworth games coming up...
she's secretly a witch, & she was using these wands to kill horrors beyond human understanding or create ones, IDK, people who likes cute things are the most dangerous ones, the thing is that the wands breaks after a moment & so she has to use another one.
ah, i see Crystahl's home has been infested by the Wand Snatchers. such a shame, they're the worst of pests to deal with for every up and coming wizard
the reason her wands are decreasing is because Crystal is secretly the undefeated wand duelist and everytime she won, she broke a wand to honor of the fallen combatant she slain that means so far at least 3 magicians lost their life, may they rest in peace
I believe the reason why the wands have disappeared is because uhh… the wands were brought to life and now they are spreading their magic across Canada and if they aren’t stopped they will take over the world
you see, the wands in the back are actually not wand, they are sticks, more precisely throwing sticks, for the "good boy" variety of dogs, but they are ACTUALLY NOT DOGS BECAUSE CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS. "but cats don't play CATch (ironically enough)" i hear you say YOU FOOL!! CrystAAHHL is acutely aware of that fact, which is why she has endeavoured a GREAT TASK, to create the perfect pet. Every day, she goes in her secret cave (yes she has one trust me) where she splices DNA of pets to create the ultimate "good boy", but alas, every attempt has failed, and with every failed attempt comes a broken stick. NOW, SHE ONLY HAS 2 LEFT, WILL SHE SUCCEED, OR WILL THOSE Axolotl/cat VIDEOS GET THE BETTER OF HER BRAIN???? find out in the next episode of "YOU LAUGH YOU GET A NEW STICK" (cue the intro)
I think the reason the number of wands is decreasing is because their Harry Houdini's wands so they are magically escaping
She ate the wands because she was hungry
Wand theory: they're actually crochet needles getting broken from aggressive crocheting
My guess is that the black mold that's slowing invading JK's house is a spell cast from those wands, so the larger the mold grows, the more wands it consumes to keep the spell going. Once the house is nothing but mold, all wands will be gone.
Misty Fey keeps channeling the wands to bring them to Gourd Lake and kill that one dude on the boat
The three missing wands were offered as tribute (sold) to appease Crystal's character obsessions. They were sacrificed to Akechi, Majima, and Edgeworth in order to appease them (buy their merch).
The sticks represents the brain cells thats still left after all those videos
The reason Crystal lost three of her wands is that they’ve been snapped by the ministry for Crystal doing illegal shit. Each of these “trips” she’s been on recently are her stays in Azkaban before she’s escaped by being an axolotl animagus just like her plushy. She probably went out and cursed the people who have made puns in her videos to never pun again, she animated and resized her gifted Edgeworth figure which then escaped her house and was found by the public causing massive use of the memory charm, and lastly she killed off Kenji from Persona 3 so she never has to see him again in repeat play throughs.
Wand theory: Crystal's full name is actually Crystal Olivander, the wands were sold to aspiring wizards.
1. These release on Wednesday right before my lunch break at the start of my work week, always gives me a great laugh.
2. The wands are disappearing because they cannot handle the pure wizardry you possess and with each victim you claim, your wand breaks.
The reason the wands are disappearing is because they're being shipped off to fairies to become some unhappy kid's Fairy God Parent.
My theory is that Capcom stole and sacrificed those wands to make your gavel
The Mario pegged one took me out for like 5 full minutes
Thanks for making me smile this Wednesday. I had a crappy morning, so thank you so much for the laughter and smiles. Personally I think the reason that the number of wands are decreasing is because a random cat mage keeps entering Crystal’s place. They take a wand to prove that they have cleared a daunting challenge and once a wand is obtained they teleport out of there. Darn those cat burglar mages.
new crystal vid right as i get home from my new job this kicks ass WOOO
Congrats on the new job.
They were her horcrux and she lost 3 of her lives from laughing 😂
These were some GREAT vids this week, my gawd, 12:15 had me rethinking my entire life choices because I REMEMBER that show and it was SO CURSED.
I'ma guess that your magic apprentices finally grew up and they each get a wand as graduation present.
Majima is preparing for "Like A Dragon: Wizard Yakuza in England"
The wands disappearing is clearly the number of magical assistants Crystaahhl has sent to battle the Atlus claim team in a courtroom dance battle overseen by Mr. Edgeworth.
4:09 Edna's squad has my knees complaining just watching them.
She's using them to fuel the fire that is the magic of the burning fandom she has for Miles Edgeworth, CLEARLY!
Well it's clear there's only one possible explanation for the missing wands!
They wandered away.
(I'm so getting fired)
yep you are >:C
Every time Crystal gets something right with Cats/Penguins/Axolotls sketches, one wand is released from the curse of this mortal plane
The wands are like sacrificial twigs in the souls games, they allow you to respawn with your money after you mess up
The Inconsistent Number Of Wands is the piece of evidence that'll be sitting in our court record until the last moment, and when presented, will trigger your breakdown animation which I can only presume involves that hat turning out to be a giant pencil sharpener or something.
Majima in the back is REAL, and you are using the Imperius curse on him.
My theory on the wands on the wall: You dropped something under some big heavy closet in your house months ago and you tried using one of the wands to get it out. It got stuck under the closet too, so you gave up then tried again a while later with yet another wand and the same thing happened and you just keep giving up then trying again and you're slowly losing all the wands in the process until you have no choice but to move the closet... IT IS INEVITABLE!!!
the vampire thing is extra funny because that dude shown is part of a vampire house/friends type of show XD WHO literally uses those exact words
Cardboard Majima stole the wands. No one else is in the room
the wands are being used to contain Majima in his cardboard prison.
She doesn't know what's happening to the wands either. She wants us to reach out to the truth
The wands are replicas of the wands used by wizards who wronged you. They are on your wall to remind you of the vengeance that needs to be meted out. As you destroy your wizard adversaries, you remove their wands from your wall.
There are only two left. You must truly be a powerful foe.
The wands represent the number of times she can get her husbandos in games, right now.
As they say, you don't choose the wand, the wand chooses you. Some of them have left and it will slowly but surely narrow down to just one. That's when all our viewers furniture starts floating.
Yesssss New Crystal Video b4 My bday is always a good and goofy time! ^~^
It seems like over time more different decorations, so the wands are becoming the different decorations, like the flag and Majima.
"The Outfit?"
"Miles Edgeworth is his own thang!"
"And the hat is....?"
"PART OF IT!!!"
15:43 this is from an Alpharad video.
The wands were actually beef jerky shaped wands that are emergency hungry noms
Crystal is actually the final encounter of a wizard's trial, and anyone who successfully defeats her is given a wand as a reward. So far, 3 brave magic users have beaten her and she awaits 2 more so she may be at peace.
*steals crystals kitty cat detective hat*
Right so! The wands on the wall are decreasing because they all compete with each other which is the best. And when one has had enough of an argument it uses “become-a chocolate-a!” And the wand that it’s used on becomes chocolate that then Crystal eats
1:22 adjourned
Everytime someone visits Crystaahhl they take a wand. Only 3 people have visited her in all this time.
The Wands are consumed to make a Stick Bug of Legendary grade
My theory is that every time a Crystaahl theory ends up becoming true, the Moon God ends up deleting one of the wands out of frustration. When all the wands would be gone, the Arcana would be the means by which all will be revealed
"I am gonna leave it up to you and your imagination on what you think is happening with these wands in the background. I wanna hear your best fanfiction."
The fact you said those 2 sentences one after the other is... suggestive, and I doubt you want to hear our _best fanfiction_
The wands were taken by Edgeworth himself, using it as evidence for his next case...
the wands are a count down to indicate the end of the world
cats are the best at getting up high and being unable to get down lol my fiance is a truck driver and my cat will go from above the dash to the top bunk and has to jump down. we call it 'death from above' because she isn't light and has landed in the middle of my back while studying before
Majima has been stealing the wands as a special sneak attack weapon to use on his beloved Kiryu-chan.
He'll never see this mahou no kancho coming~
Clearly the wands were broken by Majima who grabs the nearest object and heads out to flirt with I mean beat up Kiryu whenever the whimsy strikes him. (To clarify he doesn't use them as wands and more like tiny, ineffective bats that break after 1 hit)
Also i laughed several times where me cheese o.o
It was a dark and stormy night, winds howling and rain pounding heavy on the asphalt, as one young woman runs with a desperation held only by someone fleeing from certain doom. Clutched tight in her arms were five wands that could have spelled the ends of times if she hadn't barely managed to collect them from her enemy- an evil creature who will one day fill the world with great unpredictable evil.. Karameru!
Her escape had been a narrow one, as she skids into her house, slamming the door shut behind her, heart pounding in her chest. Her flight was not without sacrifice, but for now the world was safe.
As time went on this noble lady understood that it would be impossible to keep the wands hidden, Karameru was a creature as clever as it was spontaneous. It was only a matter of time. But then! She had a genuise idea- in order to predict Karameru's schemes and force its hand, she would hold a seemingly meaningless youtube series. In this she would display the wands to lure Karameru to her door, as well as train how to predict the chaotic nature of it.
Karameru has fallen for her bait thrice now, and each time she was able to land a significant blow. Now our hero Crystaahhl waits for when next Karameru will strike. With her training, kitty cat detective hat, Majima cut out and nahobino in her party, and gavel as a weapon, she is ready. She will rid the world of the dangers of Karameru, taking revenge for the death of pancakes and confusing gags once and for all!
you said my best fanfiction. this isn't my best but its definitely fanfiction
If you're not gonna finish those wands, can I eat em?
Snape. It's F***'in Snape.
She used the wands to keep her warm!
Ah, so you're wandering what happened to the three wands? You wand to know what happened? Well each of those wanderful wands was used to curse any fool who would wander inside her house without any protective wand! They have wandrous effects, like making you laugh or making you unable to talk without making puns about wands
the wands are not missing, don't worry there was always just one wand, It's just a little souvenir, didn't you leave your stove on at home? come on, its time to get back
beavers were hungy so they ate the wands
I'm a simple person: I see a Zelda meme, I laugh.
So here's the thing. We all know that Crystaahhl kills it with every play through right? Well, when she really goes all out, that comes at a cost that would REALLY kill it, but the magic in those wands stops us from being blown away. With the Yakuza, Persona, and Ace Attorney series playthroughs, that magic is being spent fast.
But we are ok for now right? Wait, is that one cracking since she cleared the no laugh challenge? And that other one is looking kind of fragile with the Edgeworth games coming up...
she's secretly a witch, & she was using these wands to kill horrors beyond human understanding or create ones, IDK, people who likes cute things are the most dangerous ones, the thing is that the wands breaks after a moment & so she has to use another one.
lil 'Bino took them for a magic boost!
Wand theory: Harry Potter and the Highlander hijinks.
The wands are missing because they're being used as backup chopsticks
ah, i see Crystahl's home has been infested by the Wand Snatchers. such a shame, they're the worst of pests to deal with for every up and coming wizard
6:45 this is why i can't let my mom play Battle Royal games😂
The Moon God stole the wands
You sacrificed them to summon the Edgeworth collection 👀
The Assassins Creed 3 Video killed me 😂
What's happening to the wands? Majima is *right* *there* - how else is he everywhere?
Clearly Majima has been secretly stealing the wands to use in his new pirate adventure 🤔 those special effects don't happen just by themselves
The real reason for the missing wands is that every so often, the Majima cutout comes alive and eats them for the stored mana
the reason her wands are decreasing is because Crystal is secretly the undefeated wand duelist and everytime she won, she broke a wand to honor of the fallen combatant she slain
that means so far at least 3 magicians lost their life, may they rest in peace
The wands are what she pays tion.
The wands were broke so they have to leave the building and get a job before they pay back and stay on the wall again. 😅
I feel like the wands just fell down and rolled somewhere and now it is like "I'm not moving all of that shit right now to pick those up." Haha
I did, in fact, enjoy your hat.
7:17 🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤
I absolutely love hank green
You could say that
Uhm
You could say that we won some... cheddar...
God what have i become
The wands are being devoured by the Erobussy
I believe the reason why the wands have disappeared is because uhh… the wands were brought to life and now they are spreading their magic across Canada and if they aren’t stopped they will take over the world
I have the wands so I can cast a curse your you laugh you wins
any time you laugh you have to watch a kitty animation
you see, the wands in the back are actually not wand, they are sticks, more precisely throwing sticks, for the "good boy" variety of dogs, but they are ACTUALLY NOT DOGS BECAUSE CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS.
"but cats don't play CATch (ironically enough)" i hear you say
YOU FOOL!! CrystAAHHL is acutely aware of that fact, which is why she has endeavoured a GREAT TASK, to create the perfect pet.
Every day, she goes in her secret cave (yes she has one trust me) where she splices DNA of pets to create the ultimate "good boy", but alas, every attempt has failed, and with every failed attempt comes a broken stick.
NOW, SHE ONLY HAS 2 LEFT, WILL SHE SUCCEED, OR WILL THOSE Axolotl/cat VIDEOS GET THE BETTER OF HER BRAIN????
find out in the next episode of "YOU LAUGH YOU GET A NEW STICK" (cue the intro)
6:46 No one can't underestimate "el poder de la chancla".
Matching victorian dress was at the cleaners so she just threw on a tee.
Yeah! Goemon music again! 😃
Everytime JKR upsets Crysta she snaps a wand. When there are none left, Crysta will snap her 😂
I’m 12 And in middle school and I do indeed understand the DVD Things
Hold up, how did they get the furniture to move in that Oblivion clip? Those are static objects lmao tf
16:14
" Man Bat be like.......side-eye...."
15:21 I’m surprised you heard of the game before.
I laughed and won
congrats you get cheese!
This sadly was the easiest didn't laugh challenge video.
The video playing at 11:35 I saw that one LMAO
Please know that the last video is a little true. There is a Batman villain called Manbat. He is exactly what you think is.
Pretty sure that's the third time you've shown us the sheep video. Edit: :P
Guys, I won cheese
I like your edgeworth shirt where did you get it?
Crystaaaahl's slowly fulfilling the prophecy of becoming the Ace of Wands and gaining mastery over magic itself.