Seeds back in the day: *gets planted* Seeds now: *kills people* Literally everyone: *surprised Pikachu* Lazarbeam: Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
I’m a allergic to memes. Mmm watch say mmmm that you only ment well baby cause mmmm watcha say.... ahaahaaaaahahhhhaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No name Hello Hey everyone, my dream was always to hit 1K subscribers. And I’m trying to do it before the end of this year, any support will be appreciated thx have a a wonderful good night everyone. But plz don’t hate, 😃
Alex Waldner Hey everyone, my dream was always to hit 1K subscribers. And I’m trying to do it before the end of this year, any support will be appreciated thx have a a wonderful good night everyone. But plz don’t hate, 😃
You have to give respect to Lannan He’s grown from Maddan videos to a 10 million subscriber channel. He has been through tough times like demonetisation and coping with anxiety. He has fought through all these tough time to gives us the Big Brain/Disney Channel Lazarbeam we have today. Every video he uploads promises memes and laughter. On behalf of all the Lazarbeam fans, Thank you so much Lannan. 💪🏻Yeet
linden films Hey everyone, my dream was always to hit 1K subscribers. And I’m trying to do it before the end of this year, any support will be appreciated thx have a a wonderful good night everyone. But plz don’t hate, 😃
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Lazarbeam: beats ender dragon
Also lazarbeam: dies to seeds
Oof
Oooooooooof
Lazarbeam loved the comment I’m so happy
Pewdiepies Lasagna he bet the ender dragon with bare fists
Lazer beam like my coment
2019: minecraft but everything kills you
2050: real life but everything kills you
edit: thanks
So basicaly Iraq
@@fubr8762 racist
so, basically iraq
so, basically life
ausaf shah how?
Lazarbeam: Grass can’t kill us.
Grass: I know, but he can.
*seeds*
Avengers seedgame
Now thats an Avengers level threat
It must be austrailian mincraft it could atack at any moment
Don't look at my name ❌❌❌❌
So can everything
Lol
This is literally the most Australian way to play a game.
Hunter Eberhardt racism
yes
@@neptunegg1289 no most things in Australia eat you
Yea except he literally copied skip the tutorial who isnt Australian
@@neptunegg1289 I don't have the mood to explain what you said means, srry kid
LazarBeam: Kills blocks
Seeds: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Seeds: Let me introduce ourselves
What career
Seeds back in the day: *gets planted*
Seeds now: *kills people*
Literally everyone: *surprised Pikachu*
Lazarbeam: Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
I’m a allergic to memes.
Mmm watch say mmmm that you only ment well baby cause mmmm watcha say.... ahaahaaaaahahhhhaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT LOOK AT MY NAME
2017 lazarbeam: nearly dies to a fidget spinner drill
2019 lazarbeam: dies to seeds
Yes😄
me 2017:Gets punched by sister*
Me 2019:Trips over an ant*
Lol
(Celebrity) how are you doind!!!
(Crowd) AMAZING!!!!!!
(ME WITH A QUIET VOICE IN THE BACK)its actually been a ruff past months
jacob beck fuck you bitch
Everything tries to kill you sounds like Minecraft: Aussie Edition.
I’m Aussie 🤔
Me too, ;-;
Libby Wood: I’ll take that as confirmation!
Me three
Ok dumb America
“Except for grass, that doesn’t kill us”
*Dies*
@Raymundo Quintero wowed
70000000000000000 IQ
I still have nightmares about seeds.
Ouch
hhahah
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@Alek Garcia Fax
Lol
“Seeds could attack at any moment”
Lazarbeam
Stfu
Nice copy paste
@@afrodisiac2181 Nice Copy and paste
"I'm being slayed by old McDonald's entire farm." - Lannan Eacott, 2019
Ha
@@emo8613 nie ty
Amen 🙏
Vittu u
"they escaped from the KFC restaurant"
Sees the cashier panicking
22 Av that’s not funny
H
22 av I dont get it
@@MrBennyk1981bk
I meant like when he said "they escaped from the KFC restaurant"
I saw the cashier panick in front of me
@@canyallsubscribe9410 come oonnn man don't be toxic
"Seeds could attack at any moment”-Lazarbeam
CRICEY
“Minecraft blocks are passive”
Well Yes but actually NO
No name Hello Hey everyone, my dream was always to hit 1K subscribers. And I’m trying to do it before the end of this year, any support will be appreciated thx have a a wonderful good night everyone. But plz don’t hate, 😃
@@deluxewoods9276 mistake...u have made
ReQulZy Aqua you are a loser.. period
ReQulZy Aqua dumbass copy and pasted this on 7 comments so far
In the last fight they had Resistance
This is kind of like the show “zoo” on Netflix
no its not in that the animals get cracked
Don't look at my name ❌❌❌❌
@borkdogeywoAh you got em theRe
That show was ruined in season 2
borkdogey 👌
Lazarbeam: There is no seeds in the desert.
Sticks: Hold my dead bush.
🤣
Lazarbeam: breaks a block
dirt: peace was never an option.
Little Nugget why did you click on the video then
Creeper blows up blocks:
Blocks: Time to end this man's career
*whole career
I’m bout to end this mans whole career*
Soaring Burrito this ain’t English class
I'm trying not to use an already overused meme, but I'm sure you get my point
Matthew Griffin I like how you edited your comment. Honestly you should keep it the way it was before so people can understand this comment lol
“My screen is shaking the kraken is attacking” -Lazarbeam 2019
Ha ha!
🙃
That’s lazerbeam
Literally was just about to put something about that
@@johnathan7313 Suuuuuure
Imagine seeds coming through your window and attacking you 😂
*le ded*
Lmao 😂
No it doesnt
2019: Oh no a Creeper
2020: Oh no a Grass Block
Alex Waldner Hey everyone, my dream was always to hit 1K subscribers. And I’m trying to do it before the end of this year, any support will be appreciated thx have a a wonderful good night everyone. But plz don’t hate, 😃
ReQulZy Aqua nobody cares, you reposted this like 10 times
@@deluxewoods9276 no your videos are garbage i feel bad for your parents to have to raise a disappointment
ツDa Gamer 180 at least my teeth connect, just like the connection ur dad never gave you
ginger02231 that’s what ur mom said when u were born
Alex: *Dies*
Lazarbeam: earth just lost their best defender
nike air 97 giveway on my channel!
The Kiddy Fiddlers I banish you from this universe!
“I keep accidentally making seeds!”
-Lannan 2019
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ew. Quotes
Chase Walkington EW IT'S YOUR MOM ORIGINAL JOKE AHAHHAHAAHHA FUNNY!
Arctic I hope you chock on Yuri
Chase Walkington 😭
I love the fact that two grown men said the line "THERE'S A SEED IN HERE" in pure horror and fear.
Imagine killing the wither skeleton and it’s head is chasing you
Randomin wanted to like but it was at 69
Randomin nether stars to
*Oh YEEEEEEEEEEE*
@@ethann4683 now i know you're a pervert
@@Amber7H yeah I hear dat
“Cows maybe they are getting revenge for all those mcdonalds burgers”
Me: sitting there eating my big mac
Lol
PURE REDDIT MEME
Lmao
Surprised Pikachu face
Blaize Unknown fat boi lol. Jk
"There is a bit of tree twig attacking me."
* Groot noises*
*angry groot noises*
Tiger Lilix DO NOT LOOK AT MY NAME
@@valkyriecain495 may the seed army attack your nation
Tiger Lilix DO NOT SEND DA SEED ARMEEEEEE (I’m not a bot by the way)
LazerBeam: Omg he's attacking me!
Pork chop: I'M A SHE
Lazar*
you couldve tried to be funny
yAll rube af !!!
@@Botton- shut up who asked you
Ehunt 1610 this world does not revolve around you I can say wtf I want and I could care less if “you asked”
The entire game of Minecraft: I'm about to end this mans whole career
Hiyaa
Poop
Do I do good leaks?
Imagine killing the ender dragon and its head still chasing you
knight gaming tv egg?
You dont get the head like that
DV45 the commenter who made this was joking
(quits minecraft)
knight gaming tv DO NOT LOOK AT MY NAME
Lannan: There is a twig attacking me
Me: yeah seems about right
E
Lazarbeam: oh my god theres a piece of porkchop killing me
Mutton chop: wtf did u call me?
Lmao
“All of old McDonalds farm is attacking me”
-lazarbeam 2019
Dabchew 123 that is a new sentence never said before lazar bot said it
Old ma... wait I dumb I know what you mean
“There’s a pork chop attacking me”
-Lannan 2019
But that was mutton… aww forget it it’s Lannan we’re talking about
nike air 97 giveway on my channel!
@@tkf18plus71 🖒🖒
Baa baa dead sheep have you any meat
Lazarbeam 2019
It's not the comment that got me Its the profile
All the animals attacked lannan because they didn’t know he’s a vegan
Me too
Melons can attack him too...
Cats Are YES Cuz he eats melons
Fun Stuffio so tru so tru
“aaAAAAaaA” - Alex for most of the video
Number 1 trending and pewdiepie uploaded minecraft may the kind return.
Lazar: our goal is to get diamonds!
Diamonds: i'm about to ruin this man's whole career.
@KVNGGPLUGG TV stfu
I cant find them to begin with😂😂
@KVNGGPLUGG TV STFU no one like u
This makes those survival shows look like a joke.
Exactly they don't have to fight dirt
@@Optimal88 that never stopped anybody else.
"I was killed by the stuff chickens eat" - Lannan Eacott 2019
literally nobody:
grass block: tries to eat you
Second
T
Arthur I HAHAHA
Arthur I s
Bots: "like in 10 seconds or you die"
me: "You fool. You have given me exactly what i want"
Finally someone understands
LMAO, UNDERRATED COMMENT
If ur having suicidal thoughts or having a hard time please speak to someone
@@mckenzietaylor2488 Thank you for your concern, I was just a little sad at the moment but everything is fine now
Change the title to “if Minecraft had a Contra Level Difficultly”
Ok Boomer
Ok boomer
@@donut9587 ok zoomer
@@CDsnipe ok zoomer
poopycumb
Lannan: we’ll be fine Alex
Chickens: I’ll be the judge of that
You have to give respect to Lannan
He’s grown from Maddan videos to a 10 million subscriber channel. He has been through tough times like demonetisation and coping with anxiety. He has fought through all these tough time to gives us the Big Brain/Disney Channel Lazarbeam we have today. Every video he uploads promises memes and laughter. On behalf of all the Lazarbeam fans, Thank you so much Lannan. 💪🏻Yeet
Eternal yeets
and nba 2k
15 million for a matter a fact
YEET
Lannan:kill seed
Lannan: Accidentally create more seed
Seed:There is another
Great grammar my dude
@@Ok-lu5qc Y E S and N O
Lannan: ima just get some food
Horse: yummy
Minecraft: adrevenue was slain by a horse
We found the reason of demonization
Gabe Hanlon Davis
Adrevenue was slain by *swear word*
Who misses Lazars old videos😔🙋🏼♀️I guess it’s back to mr.Beasts videos again
2019: Everything kills you
2021: Everything sleeps with your girlfriend
Jokes on you, I don't have a girlfriend! *crying noises from the distance*
@@KadRSP jokes on you
You're not funny.
@@user-kx7kc7iv4g jokes on you
you have 0 likes and he is funny
Jokes on you. Im pooping
CGriven CGriven jokes on you I’m pooping in your toilet
My family: **sleeping**
Lannon: _A SHEEP EATS YOUR FLESH_
you spelt lannan wrong
We need a new “photo shop battles”
MARX
Fax
Yh
Yesssss
MARX I said that on the last vid
Lazar: Alex does the building cuz he is way smarter than me.
Also lazar: breaks the stone above him so it dies to fall damage
Alex: yOuR a GeNiUs!
No one:
Literally nobody:
Everything in this video: *_peace was never an option_*
@KVNGGPLUGG TV Stop promoting ur self idiot
@KVNGGPLUGG TV you’re trash kid
Btw nya ur description umm enjoy is spelled wrong
Lazarbeam:* Mines block *
World: “Right back at ya buckaroo”
linden films Hey everyone, my dream was always to hit 1K subscribers. And I’m trying to do it before the end of this year, any support will be appreciated thx have a a wonderful good night everyone. But plz don’t hate, 😃
@@deluxewoods9276 ok
@@swetiyeti9354 that is why you have 1 sub
ReQulZy Aqua could I be a ReQulzy?
THIS IS WHY PARENT TAUGHT US NOT TO PLAY WITH OUR FOOD, THEY FIGHT BACK
Some people just never learn
IKR
WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS
@@jabka7760 why are you?
Lazar: breaks dirt
Dirt: *u wot m8?*
"You can only fight so much cobblestone until you go insane"
Lazarbeam 2019-2020
Imagine blowing up a ton of tnt
*The amount of blocks chasing you!*
*lazerbeam: mines a melon*
*melon: we can finally kill him bois*
Seed: Hi dad
Later Beam: you were a mistake
Here is lazarbeam’s grave killed by:
*The stuff that chickens eat*
AKA seeds
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Yeet
Yeet
Yeet
Alex: So how high should the agro be?
Lazar: Yes.
WTFF how is there a LAzerbeam comment on this video??
Lazarbeam: plays minecraft
Sheep: I'm gonna end this man's whole carrer
*Me fighting a creeper at night*
Me: “Minecraft problems require Minecraft solutions”
*Lannan fighting some seeds*
Me: Minecraft problems require Minecraft problems...
Mutton: attacks Lannan
Lannan: a pork chop is attacking me!
Lannan: Look the cow is fast
Real Life Cows: Practically disabled
My guy, I live on a hobby farm where we have cows, they are fast if they are angry.
You do not want to anger a bull.
Sub to me trying to get 30 subs
@Little Nugget can you stop with your copied and pasted cancerous comment
Who else kept watching the one part were lannan had a flashback only because his face expressens?
Lannan-"that'll teach me for eating meat"
Also Lannan- **Eats raw pork chop**
"Watch out for the exploding bunny rabbits"
-Lazarbeam 2019
Khalid Elayna haha
Minecraft Series: E N D S
Lazarbeam: There is another.
Who else wants him to restart when this new update comes out? New minecraft series would be awesome
Lannan:IM BEING KILLED BY A TREE TWIG
Tree twig: there’s 20millon more of us
Lannan: ?
Mrbeast: CHARRRRRRRGE
That's not funny.
Lol
@@oatmeal0 Ok boomer
RuaMac ok boomer
Everybody:
Lannan: McDonald’s Burgurs = Minecraft Cow
Yoda22 Hey everyone, my dream was always to hit 1K subscribers. And I’m trying to do it before the end of this year, any support will be appreciated thx have a a wonderful good night everyone. But plz don’t hate, 😃
Sub to me
@@deluxewoods9276 I subbed I hope
you make it
Xx_Spxzdy _xX thx man I also hope u hit ur high dreams in life
@@Peyton12352 sub bro to me also im only 1 sub away from 30
“Boop a doop minecraft”
Lazarbeam sometime ever in existence
2024 anyone ?
2025
@@Homie12342no im in 2690
1879 actually
30 BC
Me uwu
its funny how everybody goes to the comments immidiatly a vid drops
Literally no one:
Chicken: peace was never an option
Ricky Bryant Hey everyone, my dream was always to hit 1K subscribers. And I’m trying to do it before the end of this year, any support will be appreciated thx have a a wonderful good night everyone. But plz don’t hate, 😃
@Little Nugget then why are you here?
@Little Nugget you dont like lazarbeam
Go duck yaself mate
Cluck cluck am chicken
@Little Nugget eh at least you were honest but if u want to hate do it to my channel
This video should be named "How to Survive in Australia"
@@weetardedman6439 same, can relate
Sub to me
yup.
Or how to survive in......
*HELL*
Addi Allen FUCKIN MAGPIES
You know you’ve hit rock bottom when a seed kills you
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a single soul:
Lazarbeam: What if a sheep ate your flesh?
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Lazarbeam: calls mutton a pork chop
Gowza you seriously liking your own comment ?
GreenCT Iphone I love it when everyone keeps assuming, just be-cause they have 1 li-i-ike, doesn’t mean they liked their own comment,
Cringeworthy
I was looking through the comments to see if anyone else noticed that😂
PixelMiners i saw the comment a few seconds after it was posted
Cow: Dies
Lazarbeam: Phew
The meat: IM NOT DEAD YET
Ew. Cancer comment.
He click baited
Not everything kills you
What about Alex he never killed him
Chase Walkington ew. Person with aids
Lazarbeam- The trees kill us
Mr Beast- CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF TREES ARE MURDEROUS!
Guys we need to remind lannan about him say he was going to buy the happy cow in his oddly satisfying vid get likeing
Who seen it where everything went d just realized baby zombies
Or bots trying to hack people
This mod is actually trying to represent irl Australia
ANYTHING COULD ATTACK AT ANY MOMENT
pig(phases its head through the door):oi hello there
lazarbeam: AHHHHHHHH
Me: trying to be the first viewer
Ad: imma end this man whole career
Same
For real
It said no views so I click it and 2000 people watch it in 3 seconds
Tsunamic hahaha
Paul Shereshaw lol
I was playing Minecraft and my dog started harassing a villager
Lazarbeam: We can do this don’t worry
Sheep and Seeds: I’m bouta end this mans whole career
I started watching lazars Minecraft vids since yestarsy now I'm addicted to them
No one :
Lazar beam : eats meat
Me : He did not just do that
Shrek with 1k subscribers Hey everyone, my dream was always to hit 1K subscribers. And I’m trying to do it before the end of this year, any support will be appreciated thx have a a wonderful good night everyone. But plz don’t hate, 😃
@@deluxewoods9276 fuck off
Trump: your we’re not supposed to do that
@@infamousnate9102 fuck off kid
ReQulZy Aqua Nobody cares about you and your channel, stop self promoting on people who just want to comment their thoughts
"We will have to kill to get our food"
-Lannan 2019
A Leigh Hey everyone, my dream was always to hit 1K subscribers. And I’m trying to do it before the end of this year, any support will be appreciated thx have a a wonderful good night everyone. But plz don’t hate, 😃
ReQulZy Aqua A Leigh don’t worry, clowns can’t hurt you
ReQulZy Aqua could you get a life
ReQulZy Aqua I earn my subs and DONT FUCKING BEG
Who else thinks he should play like this on hardcore
Me
KTN Vortex that might be to hard
@@kevinguzman2400 na man Lannan is good
it must be "Impossible"
YYYEEEEESSSSS
Who remembers alexes skin in spider man plays Minecraft
“Death could attack any moment” RIP Lazerbeam 2018-2019 (his last words)
No one:
Literally not a single soul:
Lannan: baa baa dead sheep thank you for your meat
baa baa dead sheep thank you for your delicious meat
Baa baa black sheep have you any soul? No sir, by the way, what the hell are morales?
@@obeserat26 I know that that song thanks for getting it suck in my head
Can we all agree that this man is a true meme. And in the best possible way.
The blocks are actually just baby zombies