youtube apology video speedrun (100% world record)

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  • @hunterrhea2464
    @hunterrhea2464 3 роки тому +89675

    The fact that he is obviously reading from a script makes this even more real

    • @idontgetthejoke4393
      @idontgetthejoke4393 3 роки тому +2029

      Fun fact: he's actually not, he's just pretending to for comedic effect

    • @togfan3116
      @togfan3116 3 роки тому +164

      @@idontgetthejoke4393 no shit sherlock

    • @The_MEMEphis
      @The_MEMEphis 3 роки тому +45

      @@togfan3116 actually I shit so there is shit

    • @smirky2639
      @smirky2639 3 роки тому +649

      @@The_MEMEphis I’m actually shitting right now

    • @froggman66
      @froggman66 3 роки тому +128

      @@togfan3116 *no shit George

  • @ludenvermillion1832
    @ludenvermillion1832 3 роки тому +28856

    Wow, he managed to get the "im the victim" in less than 25 secs, nice

    • @thechef1190
      @thechef1190 3 роки тому +822

      Actually, most people put the "I'm the victim" part right after the first "I'm sorry", but this guy used a faster strat, which involves saying it after mentioning the depression, which reduces the duration of the apology video. He is just a genius

    • @goodatmoincroft9856
      @goodatmoincroft9856 3 роки тому +277

      @@thechef1190 the fact that you said strat makes the explanation 10x funnier

    • @zoeb8230
      @zoeb8230 3 роки тому +4

      ok RoN
      bloody hell?!?
      jk ron’s funny
      idk anymore ab this comment i just like harry potter

    • @ReflinWulf
      @ReflinWulf 3 роки тому +4

      20*

    • @Gyropop
      @Gyropop 3 роки тому +1

      @@thechef1190 YES I see how he did it now!

  • @Beatsbrlvr21
    @Beatsbrlvr21 Рік тому +8484

    The fact that he got the “Admission To Guilt” achievement and the “Not Guilty” achievement in the same run is crazy

    • @thepotatoportal69
      @thepotatoportal69 11 місяців тому +154

      A surprising amount of people get both on their casual playthroughs

    • @ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502
      @ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502 10 місяців тому +36

      ​@thepotatoportal69 yeah, not sure why OP thinks that's such an accomplishment. If anything, from what I've seen I'd Guess it's probably more difficult to only get "admission to guilt" given how rare it is for players to only get one of the two.

    • @man-ku1pc
      @man-ku1pc 10 місяців тому +6

      It is a 100% wr

    • @GreatWhiteWalrus
      @GreatWhiteWalrus 10 місяців тому +4

      That’s the only way to 100% it

    • @Unknowncoolguy
      @Unknowncoolguy 9 місяців тому +7

      He also got the merch plug achievement, which surprisingly not many players get.

  • @tanjirokamado9889
    @tanjirokamado9889 Рік тому +5386

    Im surprised he just did the actual 100% using every single youtube apology video excuse, truly a legend

    • @Betsy8592
      @Betsy8592 11 місяців тому +86

      He forgot the 'i made a severe laspe in judgement'

    • @witlessteam901
      @witlessteam901 11 місяців тому +24

      Missing the cute pet 🐕

    • @Holynoelle
      @Holynoelle 10 місяців тому +9

      UA-cam comments are so generic nowdays

    • @iamnotcreative-ww6di
      @iamnotcreative-ww6di 10 місяців тому +24

      Missing the ukulele

    • @BOOMBX
      @BOOMBX 10 місяців тому +9

      He should've playing an ukulele while saying

  • @Mr-Morgn
    @Mr-Morgn 3 роки тому +12617

    I can feel his sincerity. He has absolutely changed.

    • @RealSaudiExplorer
      @RealSaudiExplorer 3 роки тому +134

      He apologized on camera, but he still doing the same horrible things.

    • @aaronl22
      @aaronl22 3 роки тому +5

      +

    • @kristiann__7
      @kristiann__7 3 роки тому +243

      Well, to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of ones views and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every ones valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.

    • @idiotkid3607
      @idiotkid3607 3 роки тому +9

      Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

    • @daisystheme4412
      @daisystheme4412 3 роки тому +7

      Ihate black people.

  • @BENBROS
    @BENBROS 3 роки тому +38200

    This is the bitter truth of the summary of most apology videos.

    • @Kunkleroff
      @Kunkleroff 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah

    • @tamer2101
      @tamer2101 3 роки тому +14

      I love your animations!

    • @mega7269
      @mega7269 3 роки тому +2

      Hey BENBROs, love your videos

    • @Flobthemob
      @Flobthemob 3 роки тому +2

      Yea

    • @kaze7690
      @kaze7690 3 роки тому +6

      .
      just wanted to claim the sixth place

  • @thorianvan1582
    @thorianvan1582 3 роки тому +5687

    you can shave at least 2 seconds by not actually saying "I'm sorry" doing this also makes it more like a youtube apology video as well

    • @cye2310
      @cye2310 3 роки тому +324

      This isn't even a proper apology video.
      -Didn't have any sighs throughout the apology
      -Lack of emotional music
      -Lack of pets
      -Didn't have an unsettling silence while staring at the camera
      -Didn't film on a kitchen floor
      -Didn't wear thick makeup
      -No loved one died/killed
      -Lack of any holy symbol
      -Didn't state that he loves God

    • @bianka9442
      @bianka9442 3 роки тому +8

      Shave

    • @wtheresa6569
      @wtheresa6569 3 роки тому +62

      @@cye2310 also missing the glasses, hoodie and lazy hair

    • @malayali1887
      @malayali1887 3 роки тому +2

      Shave them seconds

    • @Arceustin.y
      @Arceustin.y 3 роки тому

      Is your profile shiny metagross? Please reply

  • @Goatman_Gamer
    @Goatman_Gamer 8 місяців тому +105

    “I would never do the things it’s been proven I’ve done”
    Too true.

  • @Urmumluvsme
    @Urmumluvsme 3 роки тому +15705

    You forgot the “I promised myself I wouldn’t cry” before crying 🙄☝️

  • @petalheart648
    @petalheart648 3 роки тому +41965

    sorry but this isn't real. the comments aren't turned off. 😐

    • @literally.
      @literally. 3 роки тому +294

      AHAHAHAUAAHUAHAUWHANAJAHAHHAAHSHHSHAGDHSGSGSGDSUBDHS

    • @ishaan1-o5p
      @ishaan1-o5p 3 роки тому +1382

      And he forgot to make sure people can’t see the likes to dislikes ratio 🤣

    • @mystron390
      @mystron390 3 роки тому +265

      Lol true because they can't handle the critisism and hate

    • @mystron390
      @mystron390 3 роки тому +60

      @@ishaan1-o5p true lmaoo

    • @sandhyahegde1973
      @sandhyahegde1973 3 роки тому +14

      Lollll

  • @Provingbreadgoals
    @Provingbreadgoals 3 роки тому +49065

    and their fans go: 😭😭 give him a break guys he didn’t deserve all the hate people make mistakes. we’re here for you i love you

    • @D3NM0NT3UR
      @D3NM0NT3UR 3 роки тому +209

      That's why i hate humans.

    • @iloverobinfromarknights
      @iloverobinfromarknights 3 роки тому +838

      @@ahmedsahaf629 did you just assume their species? Smh my head. Edit: I shouldn't have made this comment lol. Me two years ago was dumb. I should just rip in peace.

    • @haidar1128
      @haidar1128 3 роки тому +515

      Dream Stans when they hear that dream actually cheated in a nutshell

    • @em.b3rr
      @em.b3rr 3 роки тому +69

      @@ahmedsahaf629 r/woooosh

    • @maricvicfreyg.argonza1302
      @maricvicfreyg.argonza1302 3 роки тому +27

      @@haidar1128 lol

  • @joshuahere5097
    @joshuahere5097 Рік тому +805

    The category was updated, you need to play the ukulele too

    • @samhilton4173
      @samhilton4173 10 місяців тому +54

      If you aren't singing and playing a uke are you even really sorry?

    • @atoucangirl
      @atoucangirl 8 місяців тому +11

      that's for the 100% run, this is obviousy any%

    • @joshuahere5097
      @joshuahere5097 8 місяців тому +17

      @@atoucangirl the title says its 100%

    • @Pi-eipp
      @Pi-eipp 4 місяці тому

      @@joshuahere5097it was made before the rule change
      Under your constraints you would also have to do an interpretive dance for the category though

    • @segadoeswhatnintendont
      @segadoeswhatnintendont 3 місяці тому +6

      Ukulele is only for 100% + musical expansion.

  • @shxdow5569
    @shxdow5569 3 роки тому +25771

    This guy made an apology video in less than 30 seconds, everyone else cant make one slower than 10 minutes. Jojas is a true legend

    • @josukehigashikata1494
      @josukehigashikata1494 3 роки тому +76

      You mean shorter right?

    • @josukehigashikata1494
      @josukehigashikata1494 3 роки тому +111

      @@thanos9622 please read what you’re typing, the opposite of longer is shorter. People say: this video is long/short, not: this video is slow/fast.

    • @lex5938
      @lex5938 3 роки тому +11

      @@josukehigashikata1494 it still works tho?

    • @josukehigashikata1494
      @josukehigashikata1494 3 роки тому +64

      @@lex5938 no it doesn’t in the context above, you don’t say slower than 10 minutes, you say shorter than 10 minutes.

    • @lex5938
      @lex5938 3 роки тому +1

      @@josukehigashikata1494 it’s time when making the video it would be time instead of length. I would say when making the video shorter/ faster

  • @memecream6059
    @memecream6059 3 роки тому +6386

    “It may be proven but it’s not true”
    His fans: That’s so true, I didn’t think of it that way

    • @rokublue1526
      @rokublue1526 3 роки тому +62

      That’s so true, I didn’t think of it that way!

    • @memecream6059
      @memecream6059 3 роки тому +36

      @@rokublue1526 No way, neither did I!

    • @lulooper
      @lulooper 3 роки тому +22

      @@memecream6059 Oh my god, I didn't think of it either! I'm so stupid...

    • @kyovibe
      @kyovibe 3 роки тому +8

      @@lulooper same here lul

    • @shiikae7787
      @shiikae7787 2 роки тому +13

      “Just because you’re correct doesn’t mean you’re right!”

  • @bigfootwithinternetconnect2330
    @bigfootwithinternetconnect2330 3 роки тому +7713

    Him looking down as if he was reading a script and not from his heart is what got me lmao

  • @PocketPropulsion
    @PocketPropulsion Рік тому +270

    Yeah, now he just needs a ukulele

  • @Shiner-1234
    @Shiner-1234 3 роки тому +3133

    “This is going to be a different video than my regular videos” makes my blood boil so much

    • @prajjwalkumar9047
      @prajjwalkumar9047 3 роки тому +31

      Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

    • @eemeli7093
      @eemeli7093 3 роки тому +10

      Damn be careful you could burn someone

    • @SweatyBald
      @SweatyBald 3 роки тому

      Same. ua-cam.com/video/hBbBgV9N42U/v-deo.html

    • @tanvirul8464
      @tanvirul8464 3 роки тому

      Let's see how many subscribers I can get from this comment
      Current 140

    • @YakkYack
      @YakkYack 3 роки тому +1

      proceeds to spread child cancer awareness, oh ig its not thaaaaaaaaaaat bad... *they mention merch* I stand corrected

  • @NecrosVideos
    @NecrosVideos 3 роки тому +33236

    This is very accurate

  • @saraiixy161
    @saraiixy161 3 роки тому +21217

    I love how he keeps looking down as if theres a script for the apology 😂

  • @apleb7605
    @apleb7605 8 місяців тому +12

    What a genuine apology. Instantly forgiven and uncancelled.

  • @spore7857
    @spore7857 3 роки тому +6971

    innacurate, there was no long sigh at the beginning

    • @johne28
      @johne28 3 роки тому +327

      hes speedruning it

    • @laevateinn29
      @laevateinn29 3 роки тому +472

      he used a sigh skip technique

    • @spore7857
      @spore7857 3 роки тому +169

      @@laevateinn29 oh shoot didnt catch that, very effective

    • @flipingboredcritic
      @flipingboredcritic 3 роки тому +3

      There was no time for it man xD

    • @blizzfx
      @blizzfx 3 роки тому +19

      glitched through it

  • @SergeiEisenstein
    @SergeiEisenstein 3 роки тому +24646

    I can't believe you skipped the "Here's my dog for extra sympathy!" step at the start. It will be amazing when you complete the "All tactics" 100% speedrun.

    • @slendermanswife8649
      @slendermanswife8649 3 роки тому +38

      No comments!?

    • @xKaby
      @xKaby 3 роки тому +26

      @@slendermanswife8649 what's wrong with it?

    • @hankhill2254
      @hankhill2254 3 роки тому +283

      How about the “blame the victim and say it’s their fault and that they are the badguy” route?

    • @wayababaya
      @wayababaya 3 роки тому +1

      yeah

    • @siryarianthefirst3360
      @siryarianthefirst3360 3 роки тому +3

      What if they don’t have a pet? 🥺

  • @arianasingawinata3001
    @arianasingawinata3001 3 роки тому +12428

    "I was in a dark place," every 👏 single 👏 time 👏
    Like what, y'all can't afford some lamps?

  • @tdl1315
    @tdl1315 Рік тому +67

    Now do the Ukulele%. We need to take that record from miranda sings

  • @theyellowunoreversecard3711
    @theyellowunoreversecard3711 3 роки тому +19033

    *Camera Adjustment* 0.69 seconds :)
    *Deep breath* 1.14 seconds
    *Tears* 3.1 seconds
    *Eye roll* 10.95 seconds
    *Emotional speech* 23.93 seconds
    *Long break* 27.27 seconds
    *Merch plug* 29.19 seconds
    _LESS GOOOOO_

  • @Moonstar79
    @Moonstar79 3 роки тому +13324

    “I’m sorry, I was young and have grown as a person”
    “I’m the real victim, I don’t think I actually did anything wrong”

  • @RJKT
    @RJKT 11 місяців тому +140

    Better than any "real" "apology" video I've ever seen.

  • @kavensku_baudejas
    @kavensku_baudejas 3 роки тому +6010

    "I'm sorry, if what *I did* offended you"
    " *I don't think I actually did anything wrong* "

    • @imperialspy7204
      @imperialspy7204 3 роки тому +16

      I think that's why we don't take it seriously

    • @Notvisibletoanyone56
      @Notvisibletoanyone56 3 роки тому +49

      That 2 lines just sum up the sad truth of "apology" videos

    • @azul1964
      @azul1964 3 роки тому +16

      Being sorry in offending people doesn't mean that they admit that they did something wrong. e.g. If A stole B's water and B is offended, A says sorry, but A doesn't think he did anything wrong as he believes his survival from dehydration takes priority of the owner's loss of water.

    • @themysteriousdude757
      @themysteriousdude757 3 роки тому +9

      I mean… thats not too contradicting. You could be sorry for offending someone because you didn’t intend to offend anyone but that doesn’t mean you think what you did was wrong. Obviously cases vary on if they should see what they did was wrong but… I’m just saying.

    • @FINDarkside
      @FINDarkside 3 роки тому

      @@themysteriousdude757 Yup agreed. For example if I say a joke and it offends somebody I'm obviously sorry even though I do not think I did anything "wrong". Assuming it wasn't obvious that someone will be offended of course.

  • @moonraid1262
    @moonraid1262 3 роки тому +5709

    "I'm sorry but before we get into that, this video is sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends!"

    • @Miguel-Perez
      @Miguel-Perez 3 роки тому +222

      I want to apologize but before we get into that, this episode is brought to you by: Square Space

    • @mistxcloudz5069
      @mistxcloudz5069 3 роки тому +147

      @@Miguel-Perez im so sorry i didnt mean it, but you can mean it less by using Honey!

    • @alexmason9797
      @alexmason9797 3 роки тому +121

      I'm sorry, but before you know why i was getting into this drama you probably need Nord VPN

    • @user-on9cb1ik7i
      @user-on9cb1ik7i 3 роки тому +56

      Anyways, before we begin im going to have a sip of my bang energy

    • @roro6.20
      @roro6.20 3 роки тому +64

      Before we’re getting into all of that, do you wanna know how to create high quality animation? Well let me introduce you to Skill Share! The first 1000 people to click the link in the description get a 1 month free trial! Don’t miss your chance!

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
    @TheAwesomeDarkNinja 3 роки тому +2562

    "I didn't think I did anything wrong."
    "I would never do the things it's been proven I've done."
    Lol

    • @Nope.You.
      @Nope.You. 3 роки тому +7

      Lmao

    • @ComplainerNumber
      @ComplainerNumber 3 роки тому +12

      Its so fucking accurate what is this fucking timeline dear god

  • @joaquingoncalves4437
    @joaquingoncalves4437 19 днів тому +15

    0:11 Bro become Herobrine for 1 second 💀

  • @themlgskatr559
    @themlgskatr559 3 роки тому +20973

    The fact that he made obvious that he was reading a script sent me😂😂

    • @nahnah194
      @nahnah194 3 роки тому +765

      The only thing he’s missing is the random jump-cuts

    • @isausage6866
      @isausage6866 3 роки тому +143

      I didn't even notice lol

    • @ae2270
      @ae2270 3 роки тому +169

      Gotta make it realistic

    • @DarkKnight_
      @DarkKnight_ 3 роки тому +48

      @@isausage6866 he is constantly looking down

    • @lurzex5250
      @lurzex5250 3 роки тому +15

      That part of the joke I think

  • @dabolife1
    @dabolife1 3 роки тому +8623

    He needs a straight forgiveness without any further questions. He has summarized each and everything.

    • @屆
      @屆 3 роки тому +33

      *STOP FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE*

    • @soccrr.8786
      @soccrr.8786 3 роки тому +4

      hello dabo

    • @kitsunekokyoru5072
      @kitsunekokyoru5072 3 роки тому +24

      @@屆 the fact that you saw his comments that's means you the one who's following him

    • @op_hokage6315
      @op_hokage6315 3 роки тому +7

      how tf you everywhere

    • @theparable1212
      @theparable1212 3 роки тому +6

      @@屆 I know right?

  • @pogopota6060
    @pogopota6060 3 роки тому +5153

    You missed the, "I've tried recording this video so many times without crying-"

    • @spiraph5711
      @spiraph5711 3 роки тому +159

      From laughter.

    • @jetoux4881
      @jetoux4881 3 роки тому +60

      Tears of joy

    • @luckylucas7957
      @luckylucas7957 3 роки тому +42

      And reaching to turn off the camera after

    • @Noba46688
      @Noba46688 3 роки тому +6

      @@luckylucas7957 I swear so many popular ytbers r clones (not actually but it’s as if they’ve all read the same “how to be a ytber manual”. Step 1; make sure to have said the n word on various occasions)

    • @thebestdanjan
      @thebestdanjan 3 роки тому +7

      and “im sorry i cheated in minecraft”

  • @nothing-interesting8806
    @nothing-interesting8806 11 місяців тому +21

    😭 😭 give him a break guys he didn’t deserve all the hate people make mistakes. we’re here for you I love you ✊✊✊

  • @conniesmeatlocker4211
    @conniesmeatlocker4211 3 роки тому +2936

    pov: your trying to find a normal comment that isn’t “truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing”

    • @shivanshumaurya9325
      @shivanshumaurya9325 3 роки тому +13

      Umm, nice name btw

    • @AyeeItsJacee
      @AyeeItsJacee 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @conniesmeatlocker4211
      @conniesmeatlocker4211 3 роки тому +3

      @@shivanshumaurya9325 lol thanks 😏

    • @AyeeItsJacee
      @AyeeItsJacee 3 роки тому +5

      @@UltimateNut is it means that everybody saying about disgusting that some people would do this but u can’t find a normal comment that’s not it

    • @AyeeItsJacee
      @AyeeItsJacee 3 роки тому +3

      @@dokusei7722 ummm 🤔 why?!?

  • @kevingumapac6512
    @kevingumapac6512 3 роки тому +2201

    Rendon Labrador did the best apology video ever in human history

    • @th3omachos
      @th3omachos 3 роки тому +5

      lolololololililolo

    • @cedgamingph
      @cedgamingph 3 роки тому +9

      F for the great dude in your account pic.

    • @kevingumapac6512
      @kevingumapac6512 3 роки тому +8

      @@cedgamingph press F for another fallen legend

    • @cedgamingph
      @cedgamingph 3 роки тому +1

      @@kevingumapac6512 F

    • @bingbong6889
      @bingbong6889 3 роки тому +4

      Nice profile pic bro

  • @thefold1016
    @thefold1016 3 роки тому +2472

    “I was in a dark place” is the most Jafar Star thing

    • @jeongbread1712
      @jeongbread1712 3 роки тому +118

      jafar star 😭😭😭

    • @YourGuyDan
      @YourGuyDan 3 роки тому +38

      JAFAR 😭😭😭

    • @damsie64
      @damsie64 3 роки тому +1

      Who’s jafar star?
      I legit don’t get it.(not sarcasm)

    • @kissyneul
      @kissyneul 3 роки тому +2

      this whole video i was just thinking of jeffree star

    • @Mimz_06
      @Mimz_06 Рік тому +1

      I had to read it twice cuz i wasnt sure if i read it right but i did😭😭

  • @not_backspacee
    @not_backspacee Рік тому +92

    You forgot an instrument.

  • @puddingdding
    @puddingdding 3 роки тому +1479

    _Not me thinking that the comment section were invaded by aliens_

    • @randooo22
      @randooo22 3 роки тому +4

      lmao

    • @adfangamer6673
      @adfangamer6673 3 роки тому +5

      we were nt but ajust comment tthta lol

    • @stellationz
      @stellationz 3 роки тому +3

      jschlatt

    • @clutterz7581
      @clutterz7581 3 роки тому +10

      @puddingdding_ Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

    • @jungjicentric
      @jungjicentric 3 роки тому +1

      excuse me

  • @Jojas
    @Jojas  3 роки тому +141167

    i'm not caught up, why is everyone commenting the same thing ?

    • @sammygal8148
      @sammygal8148 3 роки тому +13790

      I have no idea

    • @vivian2556
      @vivian2556 3 роки тому +10395

      It's a meme, look it up :P

    • @somethingsomethingw
      @somethingsomethingw 3 роки тому +12053

      Jschlatt (Luke Cowdell started it but from Jschlatt's vid)

    • @kiki-cd5hl
      @kiki-cd5hl 3 роки тому +9692

      i didn’t know so i looked it up.
      from urban dictionary:
      A comment chain started by ToaLegend and was first seen on Jschlatt's, "I am disgusted." UA-cam video. It is now a virus that has spread throughout many UA-cam channel's comment section.
      edit: ok so ToaLegend didn’t start this. what don’t you people understand about the phrase “i didn’t know”? i literally just pasted the definition i got from urban dictionary. i never really cared in the first place, but i thought it would be helpful to post it.
      also: who fucking cares who started it? it’s *literally* just spam.

    • @b07x
      @b07x 3 роки тому +1670

      Some people added bots on your channel

  • @joeia6803
    @joeia6803 3 роки тому +4280

    The way he managed to include every single thing people say in their apolagies and still make it a million times faster is so insane

    • @三月-r2s
      @三月-r2s 3 роки тому +2

      (・o・)

    • @Xgil2Play
      @Xgil2Play 3 роки тому +68

      He forgot the "I have depersonalisation disorder". I'm surprised no one has claimed they have DID in their apology. Unless someone has and I don't know.

    • @depressedcat5253
      @depressedcat5253 3 роки тому +23

      @@Xgil2Play Wait why would they include DID?? I'm diagnosed with it and I don't get the reference 😭

    • @joeia6803
      @joeia6803 3 роки тому +4

      @@depressedcat5253 lmao ikr

    • @rapeofficial
      @rapeofficial Рік тому +2

      no dog

  • @5aiv.
    @5aiv. Рік тому +22

    wow i wonder why we're being recommended this now

  • @xanderhenrard
    @xanderhenrard 3 роки тому +1352

    Oh is it my turn?
    Truly disgusting, that some “PEOPLE” would do this horrible thing

    • @skitchz
      @skitchz 3 роки тому +7

      lol

    • @crazycat2969
      @crazycat2969 3 роки тому +6

      Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

    • @xtopia9758
      @xtopia9758 3 роки тому

      @@crazycat2969 go to Mars Elon xD

    • @idiotkid3607
      @idiotkid3607 3 роки тому +1

      Truly disgusting, that some “ShadowMonkey071” would do this horrible thing.

    • @antonikurdziel4413
      @antonikurdziel4413 3 роки тому +1

      Like, where is IT from?

  • @pvzcaptain8240
    @pvzcaptain8240 3 роки тому +4546

    U can skip the "i have depression and anxiety" by saying u have ptsd and also related to this, theres a glitch where u can add the tears setup at the same time u are explaining u have ptsd and that also saves a lot of time
    Edit: thx for the likes

    • @eangelically
      @eangelically 3 роки тому +49

      ur a master

    • @zooberdamzoob9008
      @zooberdamzoob9008 3 роки тому +49

      Thanks for this. Just got my time down to a 31. New PR

    • @Noba46688
      @Noba46688 3 роки тому +15

      I love the internet sometimes.

    • @Sickmu
      @Sickmu 3 роки тому +23

      I prefer glitchless runs

    • @eazzilyy
      @eazzilyy 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah I heard about that, It's kinda unreliable tho.

  • @bringthepain742
    @bringthepain742 3 роки тому +1446

    You missed the "I'm not sure if I can get through this without crying."
    *Wipes off a nonexistent tear*

    • @hi-kt8jj
      @hi-kt8jj 3 роки тому +19

      Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

    • @raismotiventures5123
      @raismotiventures5123 3 роки тому +2

      Wipes off a "non-existent tear"? 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @higharenji
      @higharenji 3 роки тому +2

      I guarantee, from now, if I ever get into a situation where I did something genuinely wrong, I'll cut to a video of me saying sorry and never do it again. 5 second video. But if it's cancel culture out to get me, best believe I'm gonna release a joke video and invite them to doxx me.

    • @theonlyfusedguestplays
      @theonlyfusedguestplays Рік тому

      @@hi-kt8jjTruly disgusting how people can’t handle what jokes are.

    • @hi-kt8jj
      @hi-kt8jj Рік тому +1

      @@theonlyfusedguestplays not sure if what ur saying is a joke or not but my original comment was a joke from a different comment section and I used it to reply to the OP. none of it was serious...

  • @vxwgaming1622
    @vxwgaming1622 Рік тому +27

    Go for the ukulele%

  • @actuallytwisty4308
    @actuallytwisty4308 3 роки тому +2689

    anyone here after David sounded the exact same way on his apology video?💀

    • @izy_abbi
      @izy_abbi 3 роки тому +38

      You are truly disgusting for breaking the chain like this

    • @maxxdreadraulston1378
      @maxxdreadraulston1378 3 роки тому +6

      @@izy_abbi I ain’t falsely beautiful for fixing the link as that

    • @izy_abbi
      @izy_abbi 3 роки тому +9

      @@maxxdreadraulston1378 Wtf does that mean 😂😂😂

    • @BriaUpNext
      @BriaUpNext 3 роки тому +1

      @Angelina Johnson dobrik

    • @dunkmamm9898
      @dunkmamm9898 3 роки тому

      Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

  • @Nolo-HLM
    @Nolo-HLM 3 роки тому +2015

    The fact that he's looking down and reading the script just like other apology videos makes it that more authentic.

  • @Sethica
    @Sethica 3 роки тому +27321

    I didn’t see a dog on your lap
    0/10 Run invalidated
    Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

  • @catneedslogic9836
    @catneedslogic9836 11 місяців тому +11

    he missed the 2 second dog skip thats gonna cost him

  • @countersteer713
    @countersteer713 3 роки тому +470

    The amount of times he said "I" is scary accurate for UA-cam apologies. Leave it to a person that records themselves for a living to use "I" more than anything.

    • @eviljuvenus5143
      @eviljuvenus5143 3 роки тому +1

      Finally I found a normal comment

    • @dunkmamm9898
      @dunkmamm9898 3 роки тому +2

      Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

  • @nikobellic840
    @nikobellic840 3 роки тому +2788

    Forgetting the classic phrases:
    “This community “
    “OUR channel”

    • @Zechsy
      @Zechsy 3 роки тому +21

      Should've ran Any%

    • @knavishknack7443
      @knavishknack7443 3 роки тому +2

      Wtf. I see your wifi where live. Can I have the password pretty plz?

    • @Korrupted_dust
      @Korrupted_dust 3 роки тому +1

      666 likes man

    • @leslierillon2190
      @leslierillon2190 3 роки тому +4

      Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

    • @ayeshasmiles79
      @ayeshasmiles79 3 роки тому +1

      Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

  • @TheTrollzor74
    @TheTrollzor74 3 роки тому +1241

    He forgot the cute animal that alway appears in every apology video

    • @nobodyeverinhistory
      @nobodyeverinhistory 3 роки тому +76

      I think it's optional for any% speedruns, it may provide more sympathy points but it's not necessary if you're not going for the "Highest Symphathy" category as well.

    • @LimeDragonBoi
      @LimeDragonBoi 3 роки тому +4

      It’s not needed to defeat the UA-cam algorithm

    • @chanter40
      @chanter40 3 роки тому

      @@LimeDragonBoi who cares

    • @LimeDragonBoi
      @LimeDragonBoi 3 роки тому +3

      @@chanter40 it’s a fucking joke

    • @77819
      @77819 3 роки тому +13

      @@chanter40 calm down.
      Make an apology video

  • @dunemae
    @dunemae Рік тому +12

    HE DIDN’T SAY I COULDN’T SIIIIING

  • @berlinforever
    @berlinforever 3 роки тому +5825

    0% drugs
    0% naked women
    100% Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

    • @sirnarwhalthenarwhal2630
      @sirnarwhalthenarwhal2630 3 роки тому +79

      Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

    • @lolpop2118
      @lolpop2118 3 роки тому +162

      PLZ HELP THE COMMENTS💀😭😭

    • @pradinobr
      @pradinobr 3 роки тому +36

      wait, yours makes it not 100%

    • @TweSunshine
      @TweSunshine 3 роки тому +118

      Why do people keep saying this?

    • @aslesha8255
      @aslesha8255 3 роки тому +26

      @@TweSunshine IKR

  • @bounthunter1194
    @bounthunter1194 3 роки тому +792

    You forgot one thing to end with you “shutting off” the camera by placing your palm on it.

    • @AluminumFusion22
      @AluminumFusion22 3 роки тому +14

      Some cameras technically do that. They can stop recording if the lens is covered up.

    • @fiver2543
      @fiver2543 3 роки тому

      @@AluminumFusion22 I didn't know thwt

    • @damien706
      @damien706 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @saffysaffy3401
      @saffysaffy3401 3 роки тому +1

      .... and turning off the comments!

  • @tamriel_x
    @tamriel_x 10 місяців тому +4

    Awe, you missed holding a small animal!

  • @jampu
    @jampu 3 роки тому +2006

    impressive.

    • @zanewehye6518
      @zanewehye6518 3 роки тому +38

      Finally a different comment

    • @nikolask4151
      @nikolask4151 3 роки тому +4

      Yes.

    • @kissabeil
      @kissabeil 3 роки тому +3

      @@zanewehye6518 right 💀

    • @uglyesart4340
      @uglyesart4340 3 роки тому +4

      Thank the heavens!!!!
      A comment that is different 🥺🙏

    • @lno_oneldasketcher5811
      @lno_oneldasketcher5811 3 роки тому +3

      Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

  • @breestakebobba2318
    @breestakebobba2318 3 роки тому +575

    You found a comment thats non copied! Rest here, traveller. For your journey must be tiring.

    • @saleh6907
      @saleh6907 3 роки тому +36

      Yes thank u I've been looking for this for an hour now.

    • @pallaspom
      @pallaspom 3 роки тому +7

      goat

    • @hanakasura3018
      @hanakasura3018 3 роки тому +35

      Finally, checkpoint

    • @cogburncg8501
      @cogburncg8501 3 роки тому +30

      Here everyone have a cookie before you go on 🍪

    • @xavien_818
      @xavien_818 3 роки тому +5

      Truly disgusting, that this exists.
      ok but fr, have a coke :)

  • @jeffuxubu5227
    @jeffuxubu5227 3 роки тому +3833

    Truly “thing”, that disgusting would do such horrible people.

    • @slavdog3180
      @slavdog3180 3 роки тому +53

      This is definitely still funny

    • @sin4085
      @sin4085 3 роки тому +8

      LOL

    • @slavdog3180
      @slavdog3180 3 роки тому +9

      @@tanvirul8464 Do you think you should stop? I mean wouldn’t it be nice to tell who are your real subscribers, the ones who see this and sub are kinda fake subs

    • @enchantedorange3141
      @enchantedorange3141 3 роки тому

      lmao

    • @am4miya
      @am4miya 3 роки тому

      LOL

  • @Tuii
    @Tuii 10 місяців тому +38

    The eye roll after he said "in a dark place" had me laughing like a maniac

  • @icantswim1816
    @icantswim1816 3 роки тому +1900

    the “i have depression and anxiety.” part was terrifyingly accurate, since most “apology” videos say a similar thing. not saying that some don’t, or may not, but it’s just accurate, lol.

    • @hishilll5147
      @hishilll5147 3 роки тому

      Your name i s spelt wrong it's saiki

    • @astonished-scout
      @astonished-scout 3 роки тому

      saiki you remember that one time your glasses broke

    • @alexanderthenoob2577
      @alexanderthenoob2577 3 роки тому +1

      @Hishilll i think he did that on purpose

    • @affable8696
      @affable8696 3 роки тому +1

      "terrifyingly"

    • @khanzy.
      @khanzy. 3 роки тому +1

      @@affable8696 He's literally fucking shaking irl.

  • @crashpadd7960
    @crashpadd7960 3 роки тому +1042

    “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse in judgment…”

    • @bucketman5138
      @bucketman5138 3 роки тому +16

      DÉJÀ VU! I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

    • @Dimmary
      @Dimmary 3 роки тому +4

      More like giga laps.

    • @astonished-scout
      @astonished-scout 3 роки тому +5

      @@bucketman5138 HIGHER ON THE STREETS

    • @bucketman5138
      @bucketman5138 3 роки тому +3

      @@astonished-scout AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO

    • @astonished-scout
      @astonished-scout 3 роки тому +1

      @@bucketman5138 STANDING ON MY FEET
      THE SEARCH IS A MYSTERY

  • @dardovelasco8185
    @dardovelasco8185 3 роки тому +463

    0:01 turns camera -0.4 seconds
    0:04 cry -0.3 seconds
    0:07 apologizes -0.7 seconds
    0:14 lies -1.4 seconds
    0:23 skip -2.4 seconds
    0:26 ending -0.5 seconds
    truly a wonderfull speedrun-
    that's it have you damn letter change

    • @Juan-tj7xs
      @Juan-tj7xs 3 роки тому +30

      You mispelled Truly disgusting, that some “humans” would do this horrible thing.

    • @sandmars7
      @sandmars7 3 роки тому +16

      You mispelled "people"

    • @borgir7477
      @borgir7477 3 роки тому +3

      You also mispelled your own name.

    • @kokyri_ryuji9576
      @kokyri_ryuji9576 3 роки тому +10

      Finally something to break the chain

    • @livelyascanbe
      @livelyascanbe 3 роки тому

      Still room for improvement. Pog

  • @CakeKatVR
    @CakeKatVR Рік тому +7

    Bro forgot the ukulele 💀

  • @p0larbeee
    @p0larbeee 3 роки тому +195

    The fact that this felt more sincere than any other apology video I’ve watched

    •  3 роки тому

      oh

    • @radiomonkey005
      @radiomonkey005 3 роки тому

      Truly disgunting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing.

    • @greencheese3717
      @greencheese3717 3 роки тому

      @@radiomonkey005 wtf why

  • @notnova1
    @notnova1 3 роки тому +262

    'I would never do the things that it's been proven I've done.'

  • @ssnap3466
    @ssnap3466 3 роки тому +1177

    me: scrolling through the comments
    me after 2 hours: Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

  • @accountisntused
    @accountisntused Рік тому +7

    Now you need to play the ukulele

  • @nathandemenezes2882
    @nathandemenezes2882 3 роки тому +920

    So we all just got this in our recommended huh 😂

  • @gueinlee6388
    @gueinlee6388 Рік тому +4

    The fact that i got recommended this video after the colleen ballingar apology vid 😂😂

  • @KsaksaG
    @KsaksaG 3 роки тому +12447

    Hello, you've been scrolling through the comments and haven't found a normal comment in a while,haven't you? Take a rest here

    • @CtrlCreo
      @CtrlCreo 3 роки тому +834

      Thank you m'lord

    • @SlimeUsername
      @SlimeUsername 3 роки тому +67

      Ayy

    • @thunder9736
      @thunder9736 3 роки тому +82

      NO EDIT UR COMMENT RN

    • @waterp.
      @waterp. 3 роки тому +159

      yayyyyyyy finnaly not that truly disgusting thing
      wowowoowowowowowowo
      love this!!!
      ah man

    • @abraveterransoldier500
      @abraveterransoldier500 3 роки тому +148

      Its good to find a human around here

  • @juancabardo21
    @juancabardo21 Місяць тому +1

    “I’m sorry if what I did offended you.” Accurate

  •  3 роки тому +6105

    "I would *never* do the things it's been *proven* I've done." He's innocent! He would never do the things he's done.
    Edit: Judging by the replies, I really can’t tell, am I on UA-cam or Twitter?

    • @legendary548
      @legendary548 3 роки тому +12

      it was supposed to be a joke

    • @MasterBronzeElite
      @MasterBronzeElite 3 роки тому +400

      @@legendary548 yeah he got the joke. This guy's joke went over your head.

    • @cat0990
      @cat0990 3 роки тому +180

      He’s innocent stop hating guys

    • @legendary548
      @legendary548 3 роки тому +9

      @@cat0990 dude no one is hating

    • @cat0990
      @cat0990 3 роки тому +123

      @@legendary548 omg there are so many dumb people here, it’s a joke 🤦

  • @thesenate7710
    @thesenate7710 3 роки тому +235

    I have no clue what’s happening but I guess it’s my turn now
    Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

  • @ChrisMolyneaux93
    @ChrisMolyneaux93 Рік тому +16

    0/10 no cute ukulele song

  • @HudsonGTV
    @HudsonGTV 3 роки тому +417

    You forgot the "I've been trying to make this video 4 times now."

  • @hahahafiy
    @hahahafiy Місяць тому +1

    The fact that he pour water on his eyes makes it more of than apology video

  • @splogxyz3339
    @splogxyz3339 3 роки тому +496

    take this comment as a safe haven before continuing down the hole of “truly disgusting, that some ‘people’ would do this horrible thing.” i believe in you

    • @jakalaboo3654
      @jakalaboo3654 3 роки тому +11

      I'm safe now :)

    • @ted-do3378
      @ted-do3378 3 роки тому +3

      @@jakalaboo3654 me too, thx :))

    • @kiritawhai7488
      @kiritawhai7488 3 роки тому +7

      Truly disgusting, that some "people" would dodododddd- dodo dodod ododo dodoo dodd oodd odo dodo dddodod ododo ddodo dod

    • @infinitebudgie
      @infinitebudgie 3 роки тому +7

      You're our saviour

    • @bladeofduke1209
      @bladeofduke1209 3 роки тому +2

      Truly disgusting, that some "people"
      would do this horrible thing.

  • @nimpey6970
    @nimpey6970 3 роки тому +465

    Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.

    • @margaret118
      @margaret118 3 роки тому +18

      I can’t believe u copied someone comment 🙄😡

    • @SirM7MD.
      @SirM7MD. 3 роки тому +5

      @@margaret118 bruh it’s a joke u stoopid

    • @brentmontaril9521
      @brentmontaril9521 3 роки тому +35

      @@SirM7MD. i think he was joking too,
      u stoopid not him

    • @zach_too
      @zach_too 3 роки тому +2

      @@brentmontaril9521 bruh lol haha😂

    • @mouse0007
      @mouse0007 3 роки тому +4

      @@SirM7MD. r/woooosh

  • @TheTantabus.
    @TheTantabus. Рік тому +11

    0/10 didn’t even pull out a ukulele.

  • @MaryAnnSweetAngel
    @MaryAnnSweetAngel 3 роки тому +4303

    Instead of water, put lemon juice in your eyes. Natural tears

    • @gainz4ever
      @gainz4ever 3 роки тому +302

      You a psycho who tryna blind a man

    • @Smelly_Diaper
      @Smelly_Diaper 3 роки тому +27

      Lmao😂😂😂🤣

    • @nitrousgd
      @nitrousgd 3 роки тому +13

      @@Smelly_Diaper 29 seconds ago

    • @light3453
      @light3453 3 роки тому +6

      @@nitrousgd 40 minutes ago

    • @animepotato1028
      @animepotato1028 3 роки тому +8

      @@light3453 1 hour ago

  • @MS17A
    @MS17A 3 роки тому +583

    Thing horrible this do would “ people “ some that, disgusting truly.

  • @henriqueangelin2912
    @henriqueangelin2912 2 місяці тому +2

    This is one of the best video ever of this platform

  • @sirswim7837
    @sirswim7837 3 роки тому +566

    Truly people, that some “disgusting” would actually do this horrible thing.

    • @LucasTbooker
      @LucasTbooker 3 роки тому +4

      Why is anyone writing that though?

    • @Carlos-xu5zq
      @Carlos-xu5zq 3 роки тому +3

      @@LucasTbooker they are being controlled, in this case, they are basically being told what to follow, don’t follow the sheep

    • @azrail4524
      @azrail4524 3 роки тому +1

      @@Carlos-xu5zq ok

    • @kingchong8255
      @kingchong8255 3 роки тому +5

      @shush u shmuck no. They are sheep in a world of chads, go back to doing sheep things while we go back to being chads

    • @kingchong8255
      @kingchong8255 3 роки тому +6

      @shush u shmuck mate you do realize I’m only doing it for a joke 😂

  • @joejunior5991
    @joejunior5991 Рік тому +2

    your apology is so much better than any youtuber apology Conbined

  • @theshortestshorty
    @theshortestshorty 2 роки тому +874

    I love how he continuously waves the water bottle in and out of the frame as he apologises. So heartfelt I love it.

  • @astronomical2643
    @astronomical2643 3 роки тому +779

    To be sincerely speaking in my humble opinion without being sentimental and of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my opinion but rather looking into this serious matter with perspective distinction and without condemning anyone's point of view, I honestly think and believe that I have nothing to say. Thank you

  • @OliverSchlecter
    @OliverSchlecter Рік тому +8

    You forgot the ukulele dude

  • @marvel438
    @marvel438 3 роки тому +1868

    Truly disgusting, that some “paypal” would do this horrible thing.

  • @tidalwaffles
    @tidalwaffles 3 роки тому +176

    Incredible how he managed to skip hiding the bottle. Saved him a few seconds, epic world record.

  • @ZavierFray
    @ZavierFray Рік тому +5

    So let me pull out my little ukulele and sing a song about how I didn't do anything wrong

  • @haruki4553
    @haruki4553 3 роки тому +170

    Love how he's just looking at the script all the time

  • @eyalaribi1116
    @eyalaribi1116 Рік тому +4

    *"I made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgement"*

  • @westerntroutfishing8129
    @westerntroutfishing8129 3 роки тому +770

    Did you know frogs can jump 30 feet

  • @thisisnyx
    @thisisnyx 3 роки тому +2846

    my turn~
    for the sake of confusing joas
    Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

    • @soccertekk1264
      @soccertekk1264 3 роки тому +3

      You’re a bit late my friend

    • @soap27_8
      @soap27_8 3 роки тому +14

      Copied someone else’s comment

    • @luvlyluvii
      @luvlyluvii 3 роки тому +6

      Soap91 well no shit lmfao

    • @youraveragelesbian9301
      @youraveragelesbian9301 3 роки тому +26

      Gamers nation gtfo of here, you make money off of making highly disturbing content with a kids app, and made a cringe ass apology video therefore you have no rights to joke hypocrite.

    • @rickashley6773
      @rickashley6773 3 роки тому

      @@youraveragelesbian9301 where's your proof? How do I know you're not making stuff up.

  • @DarkStarCoreX
    @DarkStarCoreX Рік тому +5

    we need the ukulele

  • @sourmango4760
    @sourmango4760 3 роки тому +689

    Truly people, that some “disgusting” would do such a horrible thing.

  • @Rose-hh7mk
    @Rose-hh7mk 7 місяців тому +1

    I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement