I had just finished a 3 day coke bender, finally went home at say noon and I sat down and that scene played. I was so out of it but I was still conscious enough to head that line wake up like the undertaker and laugh my ass off like the Joker only to go back to my drug induced sleep.
As soon as I heard the pauses between the falls and his "Oh.... Mutha fuckaa........ SHIT" I had to pause the clip... see if someone else thought the same :D
He actually signed a 11 moive contract with marvel which is also the biggest ever contract with marvel rdjs which was the biggest before was 9 and deadpool 3 is marvel not fox now
I like to believe that this is the backstory of Ryan Reynolds Deadpool and that his fall from his Triple A Rating (he was up here) led him to Sister Magaret's.
The scene where Ryan takes a bullet for Sam and nearly dies is such a great scene. It's what I'd do with my former friends. I haven't talked to them in over two months, and they don't want to talk to me, but if it came down to it, I'd take a bullet for them. You can't pick your family, but you can pick your friends, and if you meet good ones, you understand what it means to care about others. If my taking a bullet meant for them meant they'd be okay, I'd do it in a heartbeat. You never forget those who helped you get better.
Congratulations, you have just watched The Hitman's Bodyguard. I like how instead of wasting two hours, we can just have the nice funny bits compiled into a 10 minute video. Samuel L Jackson and Ryan Reynolds truly did their best to make a silk purse out of a pig's ear with this one.
love how the gun was really loud, realistic, the guy dropping to the ground in one shot, not in the head, unrealistic, ive seen, with my little eyes, people run away with several shots to the chest, before bleeding out. they usually also return fire if they are well trained, the adrenaline gets people going
7:32 I accidently looked, then he said the GD word 😳😂 8:49 When my friend legit brings every gun he has from his basement to an important meeting while I'm waiting 😂🤣
Love this film. I'm generally not one for a lot of cursing, but I find it hilarious in this and it's the unedited version I prefer to watch...repeatedly. Lol, too bad they cut some of Salma Hayek's lines @ 3:53 in this clip, because it's her off camera ones that had me lmao the most for some reason. Don't know why, but the delivery of them just got to me.
Deadpool in this movie: the living definition of always check the buildings Deadpool in Deadpool: the living definition of dont think just fight because i got immortality
Selma plays an amazing Latina. One moment, irritated and wanting you be left alone. Next moment, swearing endlessly in Spanish regardless of who they're talking to.
Wow Samuel Jackson should do more of these jumping from top of buildings without thinking stuff and don't forget the cursing.... Actually enjoyed watching it...
Salma Hayek cursing in Spanish and Ryan Reynolds complaining about Samuel L. Jackson saying MF are the reasons I love this movie
pure Gold for me !
Samuel jackson's cursing is like music to my ears
Omg same I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Salma Hayek’s cursing in Spanish and Samuel L. Jackson’s swearing is like musical poetry to my ears.
Yassssss!
I'm definitely not the only one who wants a sequel.
You're in luck!
@@nachelia in luck? No I'm way?! Why
Shit, I mean, 'no way?!', why are we in luck?
The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard, being released next year. Was supposed to be this year. Add it to the ever lengthening list things COVID screwed up.
Could be a new franchise. Sam is in his 70’s though so better get moving.
i swear this is the only movie that Samuel Jackson laughs a lot. Looks like he really enjoyed making this movie with Ryan.
ofcourse he did. It's with ryan fucking reynolds xD
It is called ‘acting’. Look it up.
not that sure right now, but i think in "The 51st State" i remember him "happy" aswell :) can only suggest to watch that one if you havnt yet.
@@ElmoAsmussen quit being an ass for once
Definitely
This whole movie is a best moment. And Salma Hayek knocked it out of the park.
Salma Hayek doesn't need any lines to knock it out of the park
@@otokonohito1 she's so stunning, especially in sweatpants and a sweater with her hair up.
her knockers are out of this world
@@user-yr3qm5dc5e agreed
"Is it not enough cocaine or too much" xD That part had me dying lmao
The calm delivery of the line had me dead 😂😂😂😂
I had just finished a 3 day coke bender, finally went home at say noon and I sat down and that scene played. I was so out of it but I was still conscious enough to head that line wake up like the undertaker and laugh my ass off like the Joker only to go back to my drug induced sleep.
Somehow Nick Fury behaves like Deadpool
And Deadpool behaves like Nick Fury
Now that's a dimension worth visiting
And Elektra is Deadpools girlfriend?
Wait Nick Fury and an Eternal?
What a crossover fanfiction we got different movie.
That fall! I’m literally crying 😂😭
He died as he lived... on a Subaru.
As soon as I heard the pauses between the falls and his "Oh.... Mutha fuckaa........ SHIT" I had to pause the clip... see if someone else thought the same :D
The best part lol
😂😂😂😂
ITS 2020 AND THAT FART SCENE IA STILL RELEVANT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ROLLING !
I'm convinced that there was a lot of improvised lines in this movie
This might be the closest thing we get to Deadpool and nick fury (edit this comment was made before his MCU deal)
He actually signed a 11 moive contract with marvel which is also the biggest ever contract with marvel rdjs which was the biggest before was 9 and deadpool 3 is marvel not fox now
It basically is, except their personalities have been switched
And that's a darn shame because this movie was shockingly boring.
100th like
@@Comet_373 but endgame is over just imagine how great endgame and infinity war would have been with him!
Singing in the van with the nuns is definitely one of my favourite scenes in the movie 💙
The sequel, called _The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard,_ can't come out fast enough.
Damn it, it's been postponed a year. Roll on 2021.
Wow, didnt know they where making a sequel, awesome.
2020 eats it in so many many effing ways
Same director returns, not expecting much.
2021
it's finally coming out!!!!!!!
I have to say...him flying out of the car is beautifully hilarious
"useless as a condom in a convent"...where the heck, they found that?...that was amazing!!
Dude I think that just came off the top of his head tbh hahaha 😂😂🤣🤣
@@charizardsniper5064 That’s what she said😅😂🤣!
😂😂😂
"Focus on me!"
"I'd really rather not"
Nothing can beat the expression Ryan gives from the "I popped Kurosawa" scene. Hilarious.
I love how Sam is at ease singing with the sisters.
8:25 was really best funniest scene ever...🤣🤣🤣
I hear this wasn't in the script and 100% improv.
Is it.. hahaha..super class comedy
Indeed
I literally died with that girl in the corner scared shitless 🤣🤣
Its funny because she's fat! 😂😂😂😂😂
@@ghosthound17 and she lets one rip too
@@luisbell7141 you noticed that too!
@@geraldo6205 yeah i was laughing really hard to the point my side started to hurt.
Can you blame the poor girl? Her cell mate is the con artist, swearing wife of a notorious hitman.
1:29 What a beautiful friendship between Nick Fury and Deadpool.
Both of my favorite actors in one epic movie....this is how it should be
The relation between Bryce and Kincaid is hilarious! I could watch them argue and swear at each other all day!
2:48 I now know what it is like to laugh so hard that you no longer have air to breathe
"You had the Home Alone face"
I'm weeeeeak 😂😂😂😂
“I saw the sign! I open up my eyes I saw the sign” part was pretty hilarious
"Got you that all access backstage pass to that ass", Probably my most favorite movie line ever now.
8:33 That look is priceless!
Honestly I can’t tell if it’s like “How did he land that shit?” or “How the hell is he alive?”
“JESUS CHRIST! REALLY!???”
"Art is subjective"
Who wrote this line?
That's a good-ass line.
I like that line.
2:46 got me crying
I have GOT to see this movie.
Mr. Moe What is it kalled
You just did....nothing more to see here...move along..
@Mr. Moe you got that one right fother mucker
Worth it.
@@mr.stealyogirl2957 Can't you read?
Now I'm down here, the dead guys up here. Gets me every time.
This is an unexpectedly great movie. Can't wait for the sequel 👍
This movie is like reverse personalities. Ryan is like nick fury, quiet and paranoid and Samuel is like Deadpool, having fun and killing anybody.
5:01 Fine moment to breathe in😂
8:15 officially my new wallpaper
Literal tears!! lol
how does one no longer give a fuck in these moments.
The ride with the nuns was hilarious!
Lololol
Damn, this new trailer of Deadpool joining the MCU looks great! So great to see Nick and DP bonding.
Why is deadpool beating up nicky fury
@ERIC YU 🤣
Electra is there, as well.
nicky fury
He wants to be Avenger.
Nick furry
Probably the best movie to showcase Samuel L Jackson. I bet he had so much fun in this movie
I don't remember the movie being this funny. Seriously, I can't remember exactly what scene it was but I was legit wheezing.
I like to believe that this is the backstory of Ryan Reynolds Deadpool and that his fall from his Triple A Rating (he was up here) led him to Sister Magaret's.
Now I'm thinking about that!
The scene where Ryan takes a bullet for Sam and nearly dies is such a great scene. It's what I'd do with my former friends. I haven't talked to them in over two months, and they don't want to talk to me, but if it came down to it, I'd take a bullet for them. You can't pick your family, but you can pick your friends, and if you meet good ones, you understand what it means to care about others. If my taking a bullet meant for them meant they'd be okay, I'd do it in a heartbeat. You never forget those who helped you get better.
Wow this is one of the best movies I've watched.
5:18 I’m surprised how they handled that well😂🤣
I didn't even watch one minute of this. I want to see the movie before watching this video, "I'll be back"
I keep replaying the first 3 seconds over and over again, lol!
I haven't seen this movie yet but damn watching these clips is taking my breath away holy shit this movie is funny AF!!!
"Are these your electrolytes?"
I MUST remember that one.
8:25 😂😂😂😂 I can't breath
“I forgive u”… omg i died when i first heard it
Salma Hayek was so 👌perfect for this role loved her
Congratulations, you have just watched The Hitman's Bodyguard. I like how instead of wasting two hours, we can just have the nice funny bits compiled into a 10 minute video. Samuel L Jackson and Ryan Reynolds truly did their best to make a silk purse out of a pig's ear with this one.
Scene with the nuns is best...😂😂😂
9:49 he didn't die from the fall. If you want closely at his stomach you'll see him breathing still.
This was hilarious. They should make another!
Love at first glance-scene between Yung and Reynolds is perfect ❤
One of my favourite movie evr...watched it like 4-5 times😂
Close to 10times
This feels like the whole movie is just a short script with lots of ad-libs and improv
I love it
love how the gun was really loud, realistic, the guy dropping to the ground in one shot, not in the head, unrealistic, ive seen, with my little eyes, people run away with several shots to the chest, before bleeding out. they usually also return fire if they are well trained, the adrenaline gets people going
Fuck off mate it's a movie
"Either you shoot me or watch me bleed out"
Guy in background: GRATATATATTA GRATATA
"Is it not enough cocaine or too much?"
Salma hayek brilliantly funny
This needs more attention, great film
1:201 she cryfarted
Funniest fart joke of all time lmaoo
l hate fart jokes but this one's very funny, appropriate even sophisticated!
Yes she did 😂😂😂
@@thewowclips2871 Yes she did. YES SHE DID!!!!
My God the first minute I thought that I would see a zombie Eatin from the table
The whole movie is the best moment !
Look on Samuel's face after Ryan crashes the windshield!!!
Elektra, deadpool and nick fury in the same room. That must of went well
Elektra?
@@TheUnwantedDong the actress that played amelia played elektra in the daredevil tv show
An eternal too
A very bad ass Elektra.
This movie was so funny lol . One of the best movies ever
I love this duo.... Love Deadpool vibe....💙💚💛💜💖😂
Uniting this two was brilliant
Fury would be great in a Deadpool movie
7:32 I accidently looked, then he said the GD word 😳😂
8:49 When my friend legit brings every gun he has from his basement to an important meeting while I'm waiting 😂🤣
This movie should be watched by everyone and ended racism
TF why does penelope cruz sound like a mexican when she is from spain??
I read that in his accent
I would like to see a feature-length movie with SLJ & RR & the nuns.
Love this film. I'm generally not one for a lot of cursing, but I find it hilarious in this and it's the unedited version I prefer to watch...repeatedly. Lol, too bad they cut some of Salma Hayek's lines @ 3:53 in this clip, because it's her off camera ones that had me lmao the most for some reason. Don't know why, but the delivery of them just got to me.
Deadpool in this movie: the living definition of always check the buildings
Deadpool in Deadpool: the living definition of dont think just fight because i got immortality
8:29 the look on his face
Oh man these two are just class 😂 and my daredevil Elecktra ❤️ excellent movie 👍🏽
"Hello! I've just got to let you know! " 🤣😂🤣 5:00
Selma plays an amazing Latina. One moment, irritated and wanting you be left alone. Next moment, swearing endlessly in Spanish regardless of who they're talking to.
5:31 LMFAOOO
"E l'acqua fa male, e il vino fa cantare. Bevilo tutto bevilo tutto"
dang, now i have to find this movie, looks like good clean violent fun.
3:54 when ur mum told you to clean up your room but when she came back after an hour its still messy
Richard E Grants cameo is superb. Often wondered what happened to Withnail
I swear they had the same chemistry as Deadpool and Nick Fury in this movie.
5:01 sam.l jackson: that where my whole life came to me
That guy scooping pills off of the table into his mouth had me dying, already lol
Ah its momments like this that i love the fact i know both english and spanish 1:00
or english and french ^^
You lucky bastard!!
Great! Fun movie - should have two or three sequels !
Such a GREAT movie!
8:50 a walking armory
5:00 Now he gets to protect THAT
nooooo that poor e39 at 9:44
oh man that neck shot was brilliant.
Action comedy movie 🤩💫
Ryan, Samuel, salma are superb performance 👌👌✌️✌️
0:59 vs 1:04
How you answer your friends Vs How you answer you best friend's call
lol, everry time these dudes talks to each other are the best moments =))
9:54 that's what u do to all vampires, kick them off roofs. Lool
Wow Samuel Jackson should do more of these jumping from top of buildings without thinking stuff and don't forget the cursing.... Actually enjoyed watching it...
Officer Tenpenny is crazy as hell.
Well he is related to mace windu