Off The Record: What Do Mexicans Have in Common with Asians?

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  • @SMA2343
    @SMA2343 Рік тому +475

    Worst decision to listen to it at the gym. I had to stop myself from laughing so many times during this 😂😂

    • @kookamanga
      @kookamanga Рік тому +8

      happens all the time with me lol

    • @megumi_fushiguro
      @megumi_fushiguro Рік тому +9

      I’d be doing flys and I would just burst into laughter lmao

    • @themrrhobot
      @themrrhobot Рік тому +3

      Same, but while running. lol

    • @Richardarbizo
      @Richardarbizo Рік тому +2

      I watch at work, this would've been crazy if I was watching while my earphones were charging. Then I wouldve had to explain 😂

    • @kquiteno
      @kquiteno Рік тому +3

      It's a challenge listening at the gym for sure! Too many times I've been mid rep with heavy weight and I had to power through laughing. Lowkey makes you stronger 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ayygeee
    @Ayygeee Рік тому +163

    Crooked hip uncle and calling him cumbia got me 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @annatomasik6927
      @annatomasik6927 Рік тому +2

      I had to pause the video so I could keep laughing. That was so funny 🤣

  • @vtboy465
    @vtboy465 Рік тому +435

    any time Jesus is on, you already know the episode gonna be hilarious

  • @Yakiterryy
    @Yakiterryy Рік тому +389

    The moaning impressions😂🤣

    • @CuongLe-gy2km
      @CuongLe-gy2km Рік тому +20

      Dudee, I can’t remember how many times these guys almost made me drop the bar on myself 😂

    • @Keebafu
      @Keebafu Рік тому +18

      Wasn’t the best morning to listen to this on a fuckin speaker instead of my phone speaker or headphones like I normally do 😭🤣

    • @emogirlhashervengz
      @emogirlhashervengz Рік тому +15

      Jesus is too good at it, wild af listening to this 😅😂

    • @Yakiterryy
      @Yakiterryy Рік тому

      @@Keebafu 💀💀

  • @ninjakp9457
    @ninjakp9457 Рік тому +149

    As usual, this is gold!! I was laughing almost the entirety of the episode!! 🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @davidpabloflorez
    @davidpabloflorez Рік тому +223

    I really want David and Jesus together in the room with the guys. Especially when Geo is there I want the banter and craziness please lmao

    • @KasheYan15
      @KasheYan15 Рік тому +22

      Steve too! Would b so chaotic! 😆

    • @9mmdump
      @9mmdump Рік тому +17

      Steve, David, Jesus.. Oh man!!

  • @kida13otohime17
    @kida13otohime17 Рік тому +45

    From moaning to family-oriented in like 5 seconds lmao 💀 4:50-4:55

  • @rocioreyes9198
    @rocioreyes9198 Рік тому +178

    This dude doesn’t just come to sit and chit chat, he gives a whole performance every time!

  • @Pattoii
    @Pattoii Рік тому +92

    Far out , Jesus is hands down the best storyteller I’ve seen. Wow. This ep was amazing, I wish it didn’t end

  • @kiarademoner
    @kiarademoner Рік тому +42

    I died with “tio cumbia” 😂😂😂😂

  • @c.m.0112
    @c.m.0112 Рік тому +143

    This has to be my favorite episode I’ve watched so far. Simple prompt, but so relatable. Relatable to Pacific Islanders too

    • @HasanPikerIsADouche
      @HasanPikerIsADouche Рік тому

      It's crazy how simply interacting with your fanbase does that

    • @iPANDARAWR01
      @iPANDARAWR01 Рік тому +4

      Hell yeah on the pacific islanders! I swear we grew up the same 😂

    • @Diddy_claps_Meek_Mill
      @Diddy_claps_Meek_Mill Рік тому

      Didn't grow up eating a lot of chinese food as a kid in hawaii.@@iPANDARAWR01

  • @S7R86
    @S7R86 Рік тому +54

    I'm glad to hear experiences from y'all because the similarities are also the same for Polynesians too. Even so, our indigenous cultures go way back.

  • @Max25670
    @Max25670 Рік тому +30

    Mexicans and Koreans: expressive language, spicy food, love tv drama shows, love jesus, beat their kids, people trying to cross borders 😂🇲🇽🤝🇰🇷

  • @03GucciWolf
    @03GucciWolf Рік тому +41

    i’ve never felt so represented in a jk video from the chinese buffet love to the shitty dragon ball z dub we got in mexico 😂😂😂

  • @amiihearts33
    @amiihearts33 Рік тому +37

    Jesus saying “I’m sick dude” took me out 🤣

  • @x3mb6bies
    @x3mb6bies Рік тому +36

    Jesus is hella funny man. I lol every time he makes an appearance

  • @oeisuj
    @oeisuj Рік тому +13

    Cumbia as a nickname is crazy lmaooo Need more Jesus eps hahahah

  • @jefegarcia921
    @jefegarcia921 Рік тому +21

    The MOANS! Are spot on 😂🤣💀

  • @HasanPikerIsADouche
    @HasanPikerIsADouche Рік тому +78

    So true about the nicknames, we have a mongolito, a pendejo, capitan morgan (bc of a lazy eye), negrita, chupitos (alcoholic) 😂😂

    • @tinaspice
      @tinaspice Рік тому +1

      I have a Sapo (toad/frog), Cueti (he liked to quit his jobs lol), Momia (cousin was slow and dead in the morning).

    • @ryanimay
      @ryanimay Рік тому +2

      Mongolito 😂

  • @freemyboitrump
    @freemyboitrump Рік тому +30

    Baseball is also one of those things that Asians and Latinos enjoy. I’m surprised they didn’t bring that up

    • @jcagara08
      @jcagara08 Рік тому

      maybe its an East Coast thing? not so sure

    • @Max25670
      @Max25670 Рік тому

      only dominicans and japanese care about baseball

    • @fcplop98
      @fcplop98 Рік тому +3

      @@jcagara08it’s definitely a West Coast thing as well. Most people at the Dodgers home games are Mexicans. They sells tacos, micheladas, and they play Mariachi at the games.

  • @MrFat1337
    @MrFat1337 Рік тому +23

    WE NEED MORE JESUS. his impersonations and story telling is so damn gold.

  • @SmoothAF
    @SmoothAF Рік тому +22

    Jesus is such a great story teller so captivating

  • @marcelaperez4126
    @marcelaperez4126 Рік тому +28

    It’s cool to have a Mexican dude who seems like he grew up in my hood ☺️

  • @typeguy
    @typeguy Рік тому +9

    " una chinita hijo de la.. Just letting you know we don't cook dogs in this house cabron.
    I just don't want to break Mulans heart😂😂😂"

    • @AstarionWifey
      @AstarionWifey Рік тому

      I would beg to marry into the family in an INSTANT 😂😂😂

  • @Galvian
    @Galvian Рік тому +8

    Banger episode!

  • @neskii7005
    @neskii7005 Рік тому +23

    I never truly understood how *GARGANTUAN* Dragon Ball Z’s influence was in the Latin community until I started delving into the anime world. Legit arguably the biggest reason why Ultra Instinct’s episode broke the internet and that final MUI vs Jiren was so massive😂

    • @LaddRusso91
      @LaddRusso91 Рік тому

      I think DBZ is the most popular cartoon worldwide

    • @neskii7005
      @neskii7005 Рік тому +2

      @@LaddRusso91 nah it is for a fact, but the true extent of its influence amongst Latinos specifically wasn’t revealed to me till like 6 years ago. As a lifelong anime fan that shit made me feel good asf fr

    • @Abel-Alvarez
      @Abel-Alvarez Рік тому +4

      ​@@LaddRusso91it's popular worldwide, but it's an entirely different beast out here in LATAM.

    • @gallogollo1141
      @gallogollo1141 Рік тому +2

      I tell you right now if anything has a good dub in Spanish is anime. The dub in Spanish is way better than in other countries. That is why dragon ball z was so popular back then because you can actually see the effort on the dub. I think this guy has no clue what he is talking about. You ask any real real Mexican someone that actually grew up in Mexico. They will tell you that the anime dub is gold. You know how ghost stories dub in English is a joke, well the dub in Spanish makes the anime so good it is one of my favorite anime because the dub wasn't shit. I mean Latino America Spanish because there is also Spain Spanish which I have no comment on that.

    • @neskii7005
      @neskii7005 2 місяці тому

      @@gallogollo1141 nah Spain Spanish dubs don’t hit nowhere near as hard tbh😂it’s to the point I thought growing up the same 4 voice actors were sampled and an AI would dub all the foreign shows. It was hilariously bad and it still remains unchanged till today from what I last remember

  • @diana5537
    @diana5537 Рік тому +22

    "MOVE cabron!" I literally chocked of laughter

  • @callmesahara
    @callmesahara Рік тому +18

    The moaning omg 😂😂😂

  • @dz-dg9sv
    @dz-dg9sv Рік тому +6

    Great point about the Latin dancing. I’m Chinese and my parents went to ballroom dancing classes religiously for like 20 years and they were always doing cha cha and salsa

  • @pkruez2089
    @pkruez2089 Рік тому +12

    Heyyysus is yet another amazing guest. Glad to have him back!

  • @jasontlai
    @jasontlai Рік тому +8

    I love it every time Jesus is the guest. He's very funny and great addition.

  • @mangotar0
    @mangotar0 Рік тому +6

    I agree, the "Ay Papi", especially the "Ay" just gets me everytime and Idky 😂😩🤣

  • @Jonathanleox
    @Jonathanleox Рік тому +13

    Yup this is gonna be a good one 🤣

  • @Mellingtonlotts
    @Mellingtonlotts Рік тому +6

    Let’s go!!

  • @HasanPikerIsADouche
    @HasanPikerIsADouche Рік тому +25

    Child hood abuse and rice 😅

  • @JP_Lopez_
    @JP_Lopez_ Рік тому +6

    This is why I’m always telling fellow Mexicans we should be running with Asians, too. So relatable.

  • @BeautifulDreamerK
    @BeautifulDreamerK Рік тому +8

    13:06 okay this is right on! When we first moved to our neighborhood, it was majority asians- us, Koreans, Indians and like 2 white people. The neighborhood outside our cul de sac has our Mexican neighbors and they had the BEST fireworks display on the 4th! We went on our balcony and loved it. We do love us some fireworks hahaha

  • @LuiVee_.
    @LuiVee_. Рік тому +14

    bro this dude is so fucking funny 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @CiadoLIVE
    @CiadoLIVE Рік тому +11

    Jesus is my favorite guest on the show rn, dude has me dying of laughter every time he’s on JK

  • @ThreatQueen
    @ThreatQueen Рік тому +3

    Asians and Mexicans put tin foil in the back of the stove. My grandmother house has it and my Mexican friend has it at his house 😅

  • @Edwoonie
    @Edwoonie Рік тому +4

    😂😂😂 YO this was one of my favorite episodes I’m actually laughing out loud

  • @dttheemperor
    @dttheemperor Рік тому +4

    College football draft kings ad. Fuck yeah! 🏈

  • @hirockblinkmonstiez
    @hirockblinkmonstiez Рік тому +4

    in all seriousness if you dig deep into the history Mexicans and Filipinos have a lot more in common...since both were colonized by Spain.....a lot of trade " The Galleon Trade" happened between Mexico (New Spain) and Islas Filipinas. Fun Fact: Philippines is the only asian country that celebrates Día de los Muertos or Araw ng Patay (Undas) in Tagalog.

  • @DavidLee-uy4by
    @DavidLee-uy4by Рік тому +2

    Dude jesus has to be my favorite guest omgg he fits in so perfect here then his voices are so funny 😂 so relatable as a hispanic lol

  • @JonathanAlexanderM
    @JonathanAlexanderM Рік тому +3

    Plenty of that stuff tracks with Caribbean living too, a funny one I remember there was this joke that goes “somebody could get cancer in the family and everyone gonna start calling them “soon dead” “☠️

  • @holdenedits6607
    @holdenedits6607 Рік тому

    You guys really do have all start hosts, dope in different ways

  • @krnlakingsfan
    @krnlakingsfan Рік тому +4

    Jesus never disappoints with his humor (especially imitating his Dad)!

  • @kris102691
    @kris102691 Рік тому +6

    All of this true getting sent to school sick cause you can’t miss school which then in turn means you go to work sick unless you get sent home. I started working as an electrician with my dad at the age of 10 got paid 250 dollars a week. It’s how I payed for my shoe collection 😅 my dad would take 50 dollars a week for lunch even if my mom packed us much one or 2 days and 50 a month for my phone when I eventually got one.

  • @DamnAwesome
    @DamnAwesome Рік тому +1

    Such a good video!

  • @kingkinit8120
    @kingkinit8120 Рік тому +2

    The nicknames is a classic. My cousins husband for the longest time was called "pungkol" (amputee - right arm).

  • @urfather007
    @urfather007 Рік тому +1

    great episode!

  • @MultiWeenie123
    @MultiWeenie123 Рік тому +14

    JESUS IS GOATED. I love all episodes with him in it haha

  • @droptopp3479
    @droptopp3479 Рік тому +2

    Ive dated a latina and im asian, those latina moans were on point haha. This ep was too funny

  • @TheTruthBeToId
    @TheTruthBeToId Рік тому +4

    That nail story was crazy. Had something like that happen to me but I would've died a horrible death from being squished against a wall luckily I moved out the way but still got hit in my torso and my foot squished.
    Sometimes the thought of almost dying lingers enough to fuk me up for a while till I forget.

  • @liamnoah6648
    @liamnoah6648 Рік тому +4

    (3:15) Jesus's monologue on girls moans 🤣🤣🤣

  • @victoriamiranda-stotelmyre4382
    @victoriamiranda-stotelmyre4382 Рік тому +18

    The dog meat taco stand in Mexico story has been going on since the 50’s (not true/urban legend) but everyone ignores the very real cooking and eating iguanas, grasshoppers, grubs/worms in many areas of Mexico.(I’m Hispanic and only gringos told those stories). My husband’s uncle in Vietnam took him visiting friends in obscure hamlets where they did serve dog and monkey meat and monkey brains out of the skull of the monkey.

    • @JonathanAlexanderM
      @JonathanAlexanderM Рік тому +8

      Iguanas and grasshoppers track because before the Spanish showed up cows, pigs and chickens etc. weren’t available. Precolonial times iguana etc we’re staple food items

    • @YeetPROD
      @YeetPROD Рік тому

      Okay the brains eaten straight out of the skull is just some morbid a*s sh*t

    • @randomcamus9445
      @randomcamus9445 Рік тому

      that is very horrible

    • @AstarionWifey
      @AstarionWifey Рік тому

      The monkey isn’t a surprise cause they got jungles
      But the dogs threw me off 😂

  • @shaggyguy662
    @shaggyguy662 Рік тому +5

    I actually never compare each culture but those nicknames is sweet. I'll take the nickname skeleton any day all day.

  • @nobody-n9s
    @nobody-n9s Рік тому +3

    16:22 Bart and nick having a twin moment

  • @isaaclu9207
    @isaaclu9207 Рік тому +5

    This was so funny 😂

  • @GYSMelanie5
    @GYSMelanie5 Рік тому +3

    See Jesus is on and immediately know it's going to be comedy gold 😂. He is a national treasure, needs to be protected at all cost 😂😂😂!

  • @bictorsuave2102
    @bictorsuave2102 Рік тому +2

    9:39 When my Latin dad would want to splurge and go eat at a restaurant for once or invite someone to eat its always at a Chinese spot. & he always orders the same thing house noodle soup >.

    • @xsw882
      @xsw882 Рік тому +1

      my fam always does peruvian food, which is asian spanish food

    • @bictorsuave2102
      @bictorsuave2102 Рік тому

      @@xsw882 peruvian food is bomb!

  • @CircleWilliams
    @CircleWilliams Рік тому +1

    Family gatherings, even at funerals, it’s such a family default setting to say at least one slick comment about you.

  • @bethnichols2875
    @bethnichols2875 Рік тому +11

    Jesus really does watch "corn" for research purposes. Esp. the different moans. 🤣🤣

  • @ginogarcia8730
    @ginogarcia8730 Рік тому +1

    brooo wtff even the ending was a crazy wrap up!!!!

  • @Kamui916
    @Kamui916 Рік тому +2

    The moaning got me dying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NEK711
    @NEK711 Рік тому +3

    I was so mad that almost happened to him and then he got me laughing with the it’s your fault, move!

  • @Dominicwylai
    @Dominicwylai Рік тому +1

    Again, Jesus is the BEST actor!! His impressions and story telling is ON POINT! 👌

  • @-amosc.presley-7192
    @-amosc.presley-7192 Рік тому +6

    JustKidding News is Jesus 2nd Home. He is being taking great care of.

  • @FiveSubj3x6
    @FiveSubj3x6 Рік тому +22

    Some people think I'm Mexican!
    Funny thing is I'm from the Philippines in a place called Mexico City, Pampanga
    So sometimes people assume I'm Mexican, and I love it! Because my Mexican brothers are warriors!!! Heck yeah!

    • @FiveSubj3x6
      @FiveSubj3x6 Рік тому +3

      Also my name is spanish

    • @negativepercentage
      @negativepercentage Рік тому +2

      That’s exactly dope.

    • @xsw882
      @xsw882 Рік тому +2

      i ALWAYS think filipinos are peruvian. its cause there was so much japanese and chinese immigration to Peru

    • @zureai
      @zureai Рік тому

      ​@@FiveSubj3x6 Filipinos got colonized by the spaniards. So yall basically the mexicans of asia

    • @user-tt8pj8cb5k
      @user-tt8pj8cb5k Рік тому

      They the one who colonized your country...

  • @Ayygeee
    @Ayygeee Рік тому +28

    Geo is like a regular sister or like Steve’s sister ? lol 🤣

    • @thiccbaby2967
      @thiccbaby2967 Рік тому +6

      Geo is that one sister that doesn’t have any homegirls so she hangs out with her brother and his friends. But all the homeboys don’t find her attractive cuz they’ve seen her dark side and they know her. But there’s always one homie that ends up getting with her for the danger i guess. And now you got a brother in law and some nephews and nieces.

    • @Ayygeee
      @Ayygeee Рік тому +7

      @@thiccbaby2967 this was elaborate but made sense 🤣🤣
      So in conclusion like Steve’s sister? lol 😅

    • @thiccbaby2967
      @thiccbaby2967 Рік тому +4

      @@Ayygeee correct.

  • @FiveSubj3x6
    @FiveSubj3x6 Рік тому +9

    That name calling thing due to individuals disabilities!
    We do that too in the Philippines! It's soo good!!
    Because based on my experience, in the filipino culture, it always helped the people feel welcome and it desensitized the word
    That's why in the Philippines "bullying" is not really an issue

  • @ginogarcia8730
    @ginogarcia8730 Рік тому +2

    man is this Jesus half hour stand up special - minute for minute it was laughter

  • @skrillex720
    @skrillex720 Рік тому +3

    Sounds like Jesus is the one doing the dub cause that was spot on 😂

  • @TheTruthBeToId
    @TheTruthBeToId Рік тому +1

    That nail story was crazy. Had something like that happen to me but I would've died a horrible death from being squished against a wall luckily I moved out the way but still got hit in my torso and my foot squished.

  • @allio3459
    @allio3459 Рік тому +4

    Honestly Latino and Asians have so much in common. More common than black or white. Its almost like we shared similar cultures all from the other side of the world.

  • @NKAlvrz
    @NKAlvrz Рік тому +3

    Duuude the Mexican dragon ball z dub by Jesus was fucken perfect!!

  • @TheMoxy
    @TheMoxy Рік тому +21

    Bro I modeled my life after Bart Kwan. I even married a mexican girl

  • @maa008i
    @maa008i Рік тому +3

    Homie had me bricked up cooking dinner no mames 🥴🤣

    • @LC-xn4dp
      @LC-xn4dp Рік тому

      Flag on the play 🏴‍☠️🙅🏻‍♂️

  • @tenglei2
    @tenglei2 Рік тому +14

    I see jesus i click

  • @tinaspice
    @tinaspice Рік тому +1

    Yo the dog cooking joke killed me. My dad told me the same thing when I said my bf was Asian.

  • @atienzo98
    @atienzo98 Рік тому +13

    Had me dying of laughter the whole time!!!

    • @um8440
      @um8440 Рік тому

      which part, i didnt even watch it all 2 min in and i just gave up.

  • @martianxmartin9959
    @martianxmartin9959 Рік тому +5

    One parent does the spankings and the other does the emotional damage. And the victim blaming 😭

    • @AstarionWifey
      @AstarionWifey Рік тому

      We all got mommy and daddy issues huh 😂😂😂

  • @sagathekawaiikilla
    @sagathekawaiikilla Рік тому +1

    I remember some lady called me flaco Bonita while talking to her sister 😎 she didn’t think I knew wat she was saying

  • @Senior_Roundtree28
    @Senior_Roundtree28 Рік тому +1

    Make the moan impression in a reel it’ll draw in ppl lmao 😂😂😂

  • @TrashyBiker
    @TrashyBiker Рік тому +2

    What’s that voice at 8:20

  • @richardsinasone6813
    @richardsinasone6813 Рік тому +5

    This episode is so true too! Could not stop laughing at all. Thanks for this one JK fam! ❤️

  • @sabb5829
    @sabb5829 11 місяців тому

    This episode was hilarious loved it 😂

  • @juanlara7052
    @juanlara7052 Рік тому

    What you mean recent, that thing about using dog meat in the tacos stand has been a rumor for years now. Whatss??😂

  • @cococrispzzz
    @cococrispzzz Рік тому +2

    Jesus as a guest is always a treat.

  • @RIZ2NE1
    @RIZ2NE1 Рік тому +1

    Listening to this with headphones on next to my mom trying to supress the laugh crying 😂

  • @allio3459
    @allio3459 Рік тому +4

    Some lighter Mexicans have the same skin tone as many Asian people too. Sometimes you see Mexicans with yellow hue skin like a lot of Asians.

  • @silver2zilver
    @silver2zilver Рік тому +1

    2:15 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @LoneWandere76
    @LoneWandere76 Рік тому +1

    Brrooooo!!! This shit was hilarious! And as a Mexican I completely agree with Jesus man. And yesss Geo! You fine af lol the fucked up nicknames thing also too real. I was the Panson (fatty) as a kid. Then teen I was Flaco (skinny guy) I couldn't win growing up lol then young adult I loved history and liked Zapata so I was called Zapata.

  • @smokekaiju
    @smokekaiju Рік тому +1

    ryan said tiles and that’s literally what i’ve done since i was 13 😭

  • @lilanisi
    @lilanisi Рік тому +3

    All these similarities apply to Polynesians too🤣👍

  • @sheFEISTY.43110
    @sheFEISTY.43110 Рік тому +1

    "The gas is $200." 😅😅😂😂😂

  • @Roy-ml5fn
    @Roy-ml5fn Рік тому +1

    Nah his take on Latina moans are 💯.
    QUE RRRRIIICCOOOOO!!! 😭

  • @twane.
    @twane. Рік тому +2

    great vid, we love you jesus

  • @the92r
    @the92r Рік тому +2

    dang need jesus fulltime hahaha

  • @sheco9059
    @sheco9059 Рік тому +2

    I agree with everything except the dragon ball z dubbing bro its really good