I wish griff would have been more supportive. Like, "yes Justin, I am very proud of you, that is one. But it's not in the og 151? So try again please."
Man, Kakuna is such a weeb, I hate how much he watches and quotes anime and general Japanese culture. He must have gotten that stupid name from his stupid parents, who are also stupid weebs. I hope that the prom king captain of the lacross team, Kabuto, kicks his ass.
I know someone who changed their name to Arceus. They got teased some but still go by it 5+ years later. It makes them happy to be called Arceus so I'm happy for them!
ufiergerg im right there with you griffin lmao when justin said spinarak and nidoqueen, some small (but significant) part of me twitched with frustration even though i know this is just a bit full of that good good irreverent south park humor, and you know i love that south park style of irreverent comedy
Eevee. Kabuto. Rhydon. Kameil (Wartortle). Nidorina. Pippi (Clefairy). Ruffresia (Vileplume). Paras (on the grounds that it’s homophonic with Perez). Gardie (Growlith). Abra. Casey (Abra. Also it is the unofficial non-binary equivalent of Chad and Stacy?). Parshen (Cloister). Onix. Nassy (Exeggutor). Starmie. Jynx. Kailios (Pincer). Ptera (Aerodactyl). Dratini. Kairyu (Dragonite). There’s a lot of actually good names without too much digging in even just the English ones for later generations? Like half of the G1 ones were the Japanese ones, and of those that weren’t, they were mostly shared names? I will only do ones that I might name a kid and that are English, not just any viable one, and am, in doing so, skipping out on potential names (note- I will be embarrassing my spawn with entirely different names- I’m thinking either honoring my grandparents by naming them Ninten, Mimmie, and Minnie, after the M🌍THER characters who have grandparents with the same name as my own, or naming them all after supercontinents. Or just not having children, but I want a legacy) G2: Sentret. Cleffa. Steelix. Corsola. Marill. Phanpy. Magby. Suicune. Lugia. G3: Linoone. Kirlia. Gardevoir. Aron. Roselia. Cacnea. Altaria. Lileep. Glalie. Rayquaza. G4: Staravia. Shinx. Cherubi. Lucario. Gallade. Riolu. Uxie. Dialga. Giratina. Cresselia. Phione. G5: Pansage. Munna. Petilil. Leavanny. Archen. Zorua. Vanillite. Emolga. Virizion. G6: Chespin. Braixen. Vivillon. Flabébé. Spritzee. Amaura. Dedenne. Diancie. G7: Dartrix. Brionne. Oricorio. Mareanie. Tsareena. Silvally. Lunala. Nihilego. Zeraora. Bonus- Serebii would work.
If you are creative, you can do this without being embarrassing. For example: Ivy (Ivysaur) Kuna (Kakuna) Pidge (Pidgey/Pidgeotto/Pidgeot) Kate (Raticate) Ran (Nidoran) Rina (Nidorina) Polly (Poliwag/Poliwhirl/Poliwrath) Bell (Bellsprout/Weepinbell/Victreebel) Shelly (Shelder) Mary (Marowak) Angela (Tangela) Goldie (Goldeen) Eve (Eevee)
I have a cousin named Eevee, they got away with because her name is Evelyn but no one actually calls her that. It’s almost like her nickname became her real name
Once time me and my fiance were in The Dells and my fiance met a man with an Eevee hat on who has two kids- A son name Ash and a daughter name Evelyn, or "Eevee." My fiance's obsessed with Eevee, so I'm pretty sure our future daughter will be named "Evelyn..." Or maybe Evan.
The BEST CASE Scenario for naming a baby after a Gen 1 Pokemon are the following: Persian Chansey Goldeen Starmie Kabuto And you can only really, realistically pull these off if you're a Southern Beauty-Pagent Winner or if you're Asian-American with dyed hair.
This is my son, Doug Trio
Trick And my daughter, Polly Wag
doug: "trio trio!"
me: "i love you doug"
name them magikarp then legally change their name at age twenty to gyarados
I feel bad for that kid, he is totally going to get his (or her) ass kicked by my son, Optimus Prime.
I named my Mankey on FireRed Optimus, so when it evolved it would be called Optimus Primeape.
The only name is that is correct is Magmar's japanese name, Boober.
*B O O B E R*
The phrase " This is our son, Garchomp" just popped into my head and I almost pissed myself
I mean the real, non-comedy answer is Eevee. But the best answer is Geodude.
i was friends with a kid named eeve as a child, my mom was friends with her parents
@@snoixalicious was one of her parents your town's professor
Onix is pretty good I think, but I do like Eevee
Griffin getting pissed at Spinarak and Nidoqueen is my life.
I love that Justin tries to make up a Pokémon and ends up naming a real one
I wish griff would have been more supportive. Like, "yes Justin, I am very proud of you, that is one. But it's not in the og 151? So try again please."
idk if he made one up, he could have just hit random page on bulbapedia or something haha
Charles Mander
More like Charles Manson!
Please, Charles Mander was my father, call me chuck
Geodude Johnson is a pretty fucking good name
I love whenever Griffin displays his Pokémon knowledge.
Kakuna, Abra, Kabuto, Eevee, MAYBE Staryu or Starmie
But if you REALLY want to set your kid up for success: Tentacool
as a kid he's gonna think he's tentacool but when he grows up he'll realize that everything is tentacruel.
Man, Kakuna is such a weeb, I hate how much he watches and quotes anime and general Japanese culture. He must have gotten that stupid name from his stupid parents, who are also stupid weebs.
I hope that the prom king captain of the lacross team, Kabuto, kicks his ass.
Too bad it has to be Gen 1, because Lunala is clearly the best Pokemon name to give a child
Jinx. You all forgot Jinx.
electabuzz but pronounced the same way it yells it in the show so its just a string of random screamed syllables
"So what makes you think you're eligible for medical school, Mr. HUAAHBLBAALBULUAAHH?"
Same idea, but for Victreebel.
You could call him Seel and say he's named after the singer.
Also, I hope one day Eddie Izzard will have a kid and name them Char.
I know someone who changed their name to Arceus. They got teased some but still go by it 5+ years later. It makes them happy to be called Arceus so I'm happy for them!
Arceus is actually a cool fuckin name honestly
They must be real excited right now
Honestly I could see a famous athlete being named Kingler.
If you use Japanese names I believe Abra is just called "Casey".
Abra is a real name too, so ya got double options there.
The name's Artie.
Artie Cuno
to be fair raichu would be a dope-ass name
Without seeing your comment I said the exact same thing 2 years later. I would totally be named Raichu
ufiergerg im right there with you griffin lmao when justin said spinarak and nidoqueen, some small (but significant) part of me twitched with frustration even though i know this is just a bit full of that good good irreverent south park humor, and you know i love that south park style of irreverent comedy
these brothers say the darndest things
Celibi would be the best name, pretty much the only one that would work for a real person
Sam McCarthy that or ralts lol
Celebi the Celibate
Lazy Poet naw man what about Merill
Eevee. Kabuto. Rhydon. Kameil (Wartortle). Nidorina. Pippi (Clefairy). Ruffresia (Vileplume). Paras (on the grounds that it’s homophonic with Perez). Gardie (Growlith). Abra. Casey (Abra. Also it is the unofficial non-binary equivalent of Chad and Stacy?). Parshen (Cloister). Onix. Nassy (Exeggutor). Starmie. Jynx. Kailios (Pincer). Ptera (Aerodactyl). Dratini. Kairyu (Dragonite).
There’s a lot of actually good names without too much digging in even just the English ones for later generations? Like half of the G1 ones were the Japanese ones, and of those that weren’t, they were mostly shared names? I will only do ones that I might name a kid and that are English, not just any viable one, and am, in doing so, skipping out on potential names (note- I will be embarrassing my spawn with entirely different names- I’m thinking either honoring my grandparents by naming them Ninten, Mimmie, and Minnie, after the M🌍THER characters who have grandparents with the same name as my own, or naming them all after supercontinents. Or just not having children, but I want a legacy)
G2: Sentret. Cleffa. Steelix. Corsola. Marill. Phanpy. Magby. Suicune. Lugia.
G3: Linoone. Kirlia. Gardevoir. Aron. Roselia. Cacnea. Altaria. Lileep. Glalie. Rayquaza.
G4: Staravia. Shinx. Cherubi. Lucario. Gallade. Riolu. Uxie. Dialga. Giratina. Cresselia. Phione.
G5: Pansage. Munna. Petilil. Leavanny. Archen. Zorua. Vanillite. Emolga. Virizion.
G6: Chespin. Braixen. Vivillon. Flabébé. Spritzee. Amaura. Dedenne. Diancie.
G7: Dartrix. Brionne. Oricorio. Mareanie. Tsareena. Silvally. Lunala. Nihilego. Zeraora.
Bonus- Serebii would work.
Griffin calling justin out for mispronouncing pidgeotto 5 seconds after he butchered the name Machamp is so fucking funny to me
PIDGETTETTO
Pidgeotto
I'm sorry, but that picture of Skeletor combined with "PIDGETTETTO" made me laugh so much.
If you are creative, you can do this without being embarrassing. For example:
Ivy (Ivysaur)
Kuna (Kakuna)
Pidge (Pidgey/Pidgeotto/Pidgeot)
Kate (Raticate)
Ran (Nidoran)
Rina (Nidorina)
Polly (Poliwag/Poliwhirl/Poliwrath)
Bell (Bellsprout/Weepinbell/Victreebel)
Shelly (Shelder)
Mary (Marowak)
Angela (Tangela)
Goldie (Goldeen)
Eve (Eevee)
Floweramon if my parents named me Pidge, Ran or Kuna I’d assume they didn’t love me 😐
why do they say machamp like that.....
So tired of gen 1 supremacy
These are my sons, Doug, Doug and Doug. They are the Dougtrio.
why do they pronounce machamp like that
Given, I know someone that named their baby Eevee.
With some clever pronunciation alterations, you could MAYBE get away with naming your child after a Pocket Monster with minimal truama
Plastic Squid i will call my child joltik and watch them be bullied
Joltik gets Jolkicked
Celesteela sounds enough like Celeste to be close to a real name...
I have a cousin named Eevee, they got away with because her name is Evelyn but no one actually calls her that. It’s almost like her nickname became her real name
Also I think you could get away with Celesteela
When president Pih-jetta-toe was elected.
Patricide is specifically murdering your father, so Wigglytuff's mother is (hopefully) not dead.
wigglytuff kills their two gay dads twice
Once time me and my fiance were in The Dells and my fiance met a man with an Eevee hat on who has two kids- A son name Ash and a daughter name Evelyn, or "Eevee."
My fiance's obsessed with Eevee, so I'm pretty sure our future daughter will be named "Evelyn..." Or maybe Evan.
Stunky isn't gen one LMAO but we stan
Abra's japanese name is Casey, so.......
Chansey
The BEST CASE Scenario for naming a baby after a Gen 1 Pokemon are the following:
Persian
Chansey
Goldeen
Starmie
Kabuto
And you can only really, realistically pull these off if you're a Southern Beauty-Pagent Winner or if you're Asian-American with dyed hair.
Mew?
Eevee?
or just...don't?
Magmar's japanese name is Boober
Roselia?
The only two I could see working is Eevee or Haunter.
Jynx. Duh.
Kadabra and Eevee are good.
Just name the kid Charizard. At least the kid will be happy for a little while.
My boYs
Naming conventions? There are no naming conventions in Pokemon.
Did Justin predict stunky? ??
I empathize with Justin on this one
kabuto if it's a boy, eevee if it's a girl. these are the only acceptable answers. maybe jynx or abra
Why not just, like, Ash? Or Samuel, after Professor Oak? If your kid is blind, go with Brock. Maybe go a little bad and call him James?
not gen 1 but Kirlia would be a really pretty name i think
sorry griffin whaAat
Griffin, I love you, but gen one fucking sucks. It has some decent designs and names, but it’s far from the best
balrogdahomie - Ok but their English names and designs are by far the worst thing about gen 1.