I was thinking this but with a dice. Each number of the dice represents a different place / activity etc and you work through the list and eventually find out where you;re going, what star hotel you’re in, what activity you’re doing etc 🥰
The whole horses part killed me. Particularly because “skijoring” is when a horse pulls someone on skis, waterski style. So the image of a horse pulling another horse on skis was A+
Carolyn Macek I’m from Alaska and always hear about and have been skijoring with dogs. I guess it’s the same name either way but man a horse sounds intense!
Kelsea I didn’t realize they did it with dogs too! I lived in Idaho for a while and they did it with horses out there. A horse on skis getting pulled by dogs might be an even funnier image though, haha.
I used to live in AK, too, so I came looking for this comment because I thought Jenna would love that there would be dogs around - or at least be entertained by the competitions on tv because of the dogs. Seems normal because sled dogs pull a whole load of stuff so why not just a person? But a horse pulling?!? Literally whoa!!!
Julien is so freaking creative and hilarious. "There's no water to drink, only snowballs." "Skiers get cited for going too slow." How does he even come up with this stuff? Must be an Aries thing.
Peach is me searching through my fridge and cabinets after I've already eaten and I know very well that there are no more treats left or hidden anywhere
I was born in Colorado (Colorado Springs) but have never been back since. I’ve lived in NY almost my whole life (decently close to where Jenna grew up actually) and now I currently live in Arizona and would LOVE to go back and visit Colorado
To the topic of dogs eating too fast, we didn't realize that our dog wasn't chewing her food until she threw up an entire bowl of almost fully formed kibble on the carpet one day. It came out looking the same as when it went in.
I’m seriously not trying to be cheesy, but you guys have been one of my saving graces throughout this whole pandemic. I’m so glad you guys are still here, making content and having fun. Not everybody out there can do that. Keep at it and keep having fun, love you guys.
Highly recommend a slow feeder bowl for dogs that “inhale” their food! Our puppy has slowed down exponentially since we started using the bowl we got from Petco!
My dog uses a slow feed bowl, and he literally does not care. He’s just as excited for his meals, all he cares about is that he’s getting food. He still eats fast, but it forces him to slow down enough to actually chew instead of inhaling it. I would recommend it for any fast eater (but I’m not an expert, it’s just worked for me)
You might like colorado in the summer jenna. Estes Park is a great colorado vacation. Beautiful scenery, great hiking trails, and estes has the famous haunted Stanley hotel. Plus you can do horse back riding there too.
Butter Nut they said in the past that Kermit’s thickness was due to his Cushing’s disease and Peach’s is due to her being a literal vacuum. Italian Greyhounds are super slender dogs from what I’ve seen
Jenna I know you’ll prob never see this but I’ve been watching you for 10 years and I love n appreciate you so much 🥺🥺 my humor has been shaped by you in quite a few ways and you’ve helped my depression so much just watching stuff like this :))
Im sitting in my room crying laughing over my ap bio homework about the whole horse thing there are literal tears streaming down my face right now and I have a class zoom call in 10 minutes
Slow feeders are really great for dogs!! I use one for my dog Scooby cuz he eats his food in like SECONDS & now it’ll take him a few minutes to eat & it’s helped with his digestion a lot! He doesn’t get “loose poops” as bad anymore.
tarleena fellow Finn over here! I feel like they would love Finland tho! With all the beautiful nature, endless hiking possibilities and calmness 😍 Finland is beautiful in the summer too if you’re not a fan of cold ;)
We have a very food-driven pup too and we gave her a little "maze" food bowl, it works really well. Takes our pup a little while to get everything, and then she'll go back and look through it a second time to see if she has missed anything!
You know I dont think I've ever said thank you for making these podcasts so I'm gonna say it now. I dont even need to be doing anything and I can listen to your podcasts and feel like im not so alone in my room. So thank you for that
DEFINITELY get a maze bowl, they’re amazing. Our golden ate so fast when she was a puppy that she made herself throw up half the time from just inhaling it. We gave her a maze bowl and now she’s a literal angel eater overnight.
Frida E. Jarlsby how do you heat it? do you microwave a water bottle? or fill it with pre-heated water? and are we talking plastic bottles here or? asking for a cold-footed friend
@@kiaranotkiara it's not a water bottle you would drink out of, it's like a flexible rubber flask that's often wrapped in cloth. It'll come up if you Google it. You fill it with hot water, so either run your tap really hot or put the kettle on, then replace the water when it goes cold.
I work from home for both of my jobs now and these podcast are sooo helpful to play in the background. They simulate workplace chatter with the added bonus of hilarity every now and again.
I started reading the comments immediately and was so confused...I looked back at the title of the episode and it still didn’t explain. This is what I came for
not even 5 minutes in
julen: "strike a pose and empty the hose"
Juli...EN!
what the hell does that even mean
I WHEEZED
@@funkIyouIbitch it's basically about watering their lawn. 'Cause, they're into plants.
not to mention
jenna: "i was feeding kermit this morni---"
julien; "BREASTFEEDING?!"
When Julien didn't even segway and just said "SQUARESPACE" I nearly died laughing.
Julen: *over it* 😂
Sky Mitchell I was expecting a sneeze 😂😂
Sky Mitchell same!! This wins for my favorite intro to an ad read 😭
the ultimate segway is no segway at all, he's been preparing this joke for years!!
it was that pigeon/seagull meme where it tilts its head back then screams
No body:
Not a single soul:
Julen: BrEASt FEedInG?!
Finally it's been like 5 years since someone used this meme properly
I nearly spat my water out everywhere X'D
Classic julien moment
jenna- "any vacation sounds good, honestly"
aspen, colo-
"i already dont want to go"
Jenna was kissing peach. Does that mean she paid off her debts?
Mikayla Martinez Her debt can never be repaid fully
never
Wasn’t that Kermit?
Those weren't kisses... she was whispering threats so only Peach could hear
Mikayla Martinez what’s even the story with the whole thing Peach paying back Jenna?😂
You guys should do vacation roulette. An activity, a person, and a place and see what wins.
Isn't that just last minute trips?
I was thinking this but with a dice. Each number of the dice represents a different place / activity etc and you work through the list and eventually find out where you;re going, what star hotel you’re in, what activity you’re doing etc 🥰
So basically MASH?
pokelover02 I completely forgot about MASH! I knew I’d played something similar as a kid but couldn’t remember the name ☺️
Julien: Hold on you have to look at me...
Jenna: *turns head*
Julien: Naked Siestas.
MissPiece22 i read this comment before it happened and still laughed out loud when he said it
The whole horses part killed me. Particularly because “skijoring” is when a horse pulls someone on skis, waterski style. So the image of a horse pulling another horse on skis was A+
Carolyn Macek I’m from Alaska and always hear about and have been skijoring with dogs. I guess it’s the same name either way but man a horse sounds intense!
It’s essentially just a rickshaw
Kelsea I didn’t realize they did it with dogs too! I lived in Idaho for a while and they did it with horses out there. A horse on skis getting pulled by dogs might be an even funnier image though, haha.
I used to live in AK, too, so I came looking for this comment because I thought Jenna would love that there would be dogs around - or at least be entertained by the competitions on tv because of the
dogs. Seems normal because sled dogs pull a whole load of stuff so why not just a person? But a horse pulling?!? Literally whoa!!!
Carolyn Macek LOL
I'm listening to Julien talk about doing yoga in Finland while doing yoga in Finland
1nsane1rene are you summoning the Northern Lights?
@@Katkittypaws57 nah, you actually have to be pretty good to pull that off
@@1nsane1rene get on mah LEVEL DUUUDE...! 🙃
Suomi dink fam torille
hi im listening to julien talk about doing yoga in finland while doing the dishes in finland. does that count?
Jenna: *pouts*
Julien: *amends his fake psycho vacation to make her happy*
Jenna could wear a trash bag and still be the most gorgeous human being alive.
edit: JENNA PLZ MAKE A TRASH BAG OUTFIT.
But girlfriend, you cannot pull off a tall kitchen.
guyforceshiswifetodressinagarbagebagforthenextthreeyears.com/
unknown I wish I looked like her. She’s beautiful!
@@jedmosely6423 Hell yea, How I met your mother for life
You're speaking truth
unknown she's really so pretty
Waiting for the podcast where peach releases her tax returns lol
Or interviews for some jobs
I support this
@@maybememories925 llama and
😂😂😂
I'd point out that mom and dad have lost their minds, but when did they have them?
Brooke ford445 or did they lose their... marbles
Kiara Weber * dead * 😂
Kiara Weber that would only be applicable for the dad
Brooke ford445 i would just like to say i’m the 420 like bow down to me
@@kiaranotkiara i immediately thought something happened to marbles and was so worried
Julien is so freaking creative and hilarious. "There's no water to drink, only snowballs." "Skiers get cited for going too slow." How does he even come up with this stuff? Must be an Aries thing.
Julien’s energy during quarantine is honestly what the world needs.
You too can have his energy! Just Red Bull the fuck up!
"Strike a pose, and empty the hose"
"BREASTFEEDING?!"
😂😂😂😂podcast isnt even 5 minutes in and it's already wild af
I watch him cook weekly, its super relaxing
pop some white claws too and let’s tornado it uppp
“IM A COLD HEARTED VIRGO AND I WANT YOU TO GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME BECAUSE I DONT KNOW YOU” ~ Jenna
Literally me and my life mood.
I have never related to anyone more than I relate to peach's eating habits
Peach is me searching through my fridge and cabinets after I've already eaten and I know very well that there are no more treats left or hidden anywhere
Me:
Julien: I got food poisoning and threw up for probably 10 hours straight and I would still rate that vacation a 10/10
I am disappointed in the lack of Mr. Marbles on the table.
Brooke ford445 samee :(
instead we get the nasty boi ugh
Brooke ford445 oh my god I knew something was wrong
31:58 i think that's the first Julien scream laugh we've seen!! the rare julen scream-laugh
Was looking for this 😭
Kermit's middle name is Ratthew
Erin Schwartz 👁👅👁 (this is kermit)
kermit ratthew mourey-solomita. that name rocks
No, it's Washington.
Hahahaha yessssss
@@fossilfighters101 I knew he had an official name! Lol now he also has a dink-given name
Julien: *talking about himself, Jenna, and the dogs* “The entire family...”
Oowwww😚
My heart
"Strike a pose and empty the hose,"
-Julien 2020
ALL OF THE PEOPLE ARE HORSES: me side eyeing my Animal Crossing Island of mostly horses
"Its getting harder and harder to give a f about what I look like every day"
Same Jenna, same.
Julen sounds like he’s reading the descriptions of trips on Price is Right
Katie McManus That’s funny 😆🥺🤣🖤
"Good luck surviving if you suck at golf." What a slogan for that Greenwich country club. *chef's kiss*
Julien: Aspen, Colorado
Jenna: oh I already don’t want to go
Me, a CO native: 👁👄👁 jenna put that sentence back in your mouth
Autumn Leaves as a CO implant and a person in the ski and snowboarding world, the après-ski mystery was so precious though 😂
I got so defensive, Colorado native pride turns me into a different breed
As a Colorado Native, I get so worked up when someone says that they don't want to come here lmao
I was born in Colorado (Colorado Springs) but have never been back since. I’ve lived in NY almost my whole life (decently close to where Jenna grew up actually) and now I currently live in Arizona and would LOVE to go back and visit Colorado
Autumn Leaves she spat on Utah as well dw😔
2018: Dink dink-dink, dink, dink-dink dink
2020:dinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdink
we are evolving
I’m from Connecticut, and when Julien pronounced Greenwich “green-witch” I was so triggered lol
Karena same!
I'm from Greenwich, London in England and I literally felt my skin crawl, I was so annoyed xD
ME TOO. Our boy Julen said "That's pronounced green-witch! It has to be!" lmao
...what is it supposed to be?
Wait that’s not how you pronounce it???? 😁
when he said that cooking lessons were taught by him and her face lighted up i felt too single
To the topic of dogs eating too fast, we didn't realize that our dog wasn't chewing her food until she threw up an entire bowl of almost fully formed kibble on the carpet one day. It came out looking the same as when it went in.
the only time i willingly listen to adds is whens julien reads the sponsors and segways
I feel like your 4 dogs have such strong personalities that someone somehere should create cartoon episodes of their day to day life
Green Wich. That made me laugh. And yes, phonetically - Grennich.
when he said "Visit J & G Grill" all i could think was 'Jenna and Goolien's Kitchen' for the rest of the podcast it just kept looping in my head
Peach: iz spending too many caloriez trying to find more caloriez
I liked the game, Julien. I'm sure it's not easy thinking of podcast ideas every week...but this was very creative...so thank-you!
is it just me or have they gotten more affectionate with each other on camera since quarantine? it's adorable LOL
Michelle Green you’d think it would be the opposite cuz of spending too much time together 😂
I guess Julien hopped out of the friend zone
Rachel Marie HELL YEAHHHHH
I keep expecting a wedding announcement lol
@@jodilackie2097 I know right?!
I'm really here for how this podcast devolved into cry laughing at the idea of a horse hotel 10/10
I was looking for this comment when they both had to remove their glasses to wipe a tear from their eyes at the same time.
I’m seriously not trying to be cheesy, but you guys have been one of my saving graces throughout this whole pandemic. I’m so glad you guys are still here, making content and having fun. Not everybody out there can do that. Keep at it and keep having fun, love you guys.
Highly recommend a slow feeder bowl for dogs that “inhale” their food! Our puppy has slowed down exponentially since we started using the bowl we got from Petco!
I’ve heard somewhere that another way you can do it is to put a tennis ball in the bowl
My dog uses a slow feed bowl, and he literally does not care. He’s just as excited for his meals, all he cares about is that he’s getting food. He still eats fast, but it forces him to slow down enough to actually chew instead of inhaling it. I would recommend it for any fast eater (but I’m not an expert, it’s just worked for me)
"is that a little pet rat you found?" well yes, but actually yes
"What is R & R? relax...and relaxation" julien 2020
Julien is an adult version of an 8 year old. Jenna is patient.
all adults are adult versions of 8 year olds
The a in Aries stands for A(e)ight year old
I want an animation of the all-horse-swiss-town-vacation. I'm crying.
it’s 3am where i am & i have an 8hr shift tomorrow. time to watch this whole thing
Damn. Good luck. Hope your day goes by quick and smooth though. 😃
Was it worth it?
take care be safe 💕
Mood
meeeee rn in chicago
Jenna and Julien: Where's Peach?
*goes inside* *peach licking the walls*
Peach: The schnoz berries taste like schnoz berries
i love how julien is jenna’s hype man while she talks, just adding random ad libs in the background
JULEN: strike a pose empty the hose
Aries energy is amazing in this podcast
When they were laughing about the horses it was like when you make a joke and keep adding things until you’re crying
I mean it wasn't like that...it was that
Miss B their just friends, I forget because they act like a couple
“You. No, the one behind you.” *looks at my dog*
kaitlyn s me @ my cat
i have a bed behind me
am i supposed to ship my mattress with them?
You might like colorado in the summer jenna. Estes Park is a great colorado vacation. Beautiful scenery, great hiking trails, and estes has the famous haunted Stanley hotel. Plus you can do horse back riding there too.
YESSSS, My family and I go there every year
@@mads72791 I went there every summer when I was a kid till I was like 21 or 22. My grandparents had a house by Mary's lake.
Tom C we’d usually stay at the Misty Mountain Lodge
I sent a DM to MeUndies saying that we desperately needed Jenna & Julien onesis! Maybe if enough people ask it can happen
I had to stop binge watching old podcasts to watch this, I hope you're happy
J me too!! Well, binge-listening while at work
J same!!!
Jenna randomly singing a song and then being reminded of a corresponding bird meme is a mood.
I'm liking every single comment because honestly, they're all accurate
Liana Kelly Same!
Samesies!
The way my dog wakes me up is by making gross mouth noises directly into my ear so I’m glad I’m not alone here
Was anyone else first reaction to this podcast "where is Marbles??????" because that was my first thought when I clicked on it..........
Whenever that orange bed isn't on the table, my heart sinks a little. Hope Bobby isn't lost in the next room.
don't worry he doesn't know where he is either
No all I can think about is how skinny the iggies have gotten, I hope they’re ok!
Butter Nut they said in the past that Kermit’s thickness was due to his Cushing’s disease and Peach’s is due to her being a literal vacuum. Italian Greyhounds are super slender dogs from what I’ve seen
Emily Russell thanks, I just thought it was unusual as I’ve been loving those dogs for years and peachy be thiiiick
Jenna I know you’ll prob never see this but I’ve been watching you for 10 years and I love n appreciate you so much 🥺🥺 my humor has been shaped by you in quite a few ways and you’ve helped my depression so much just watching stuff like this :))
"Strike a pose and empty the hose." Julien 2020
i died when julien blatantly started the ad and didn’t even bother with a segway😂 i live for these podcasts
He didn't tell me to open my eyes
I'm still listening to the onesie...
L N1234 sorry what does this say my eyes arencliwrds
I love that Jenna’s immediate reaction to Nicolas Cage is: “*gasp* I would let him touch me.”
Im sitting in my room crying laughing over my ap bio homework about the whole horse thing there are literal tears streaming down my face right now and I have a class zoom call in 10 minutes
This is a riot.
And it is what I needed.
Thank you :)
Julien:exposes jenna for her onesies
Me: listening to this podcast while I'm working from home, also wearing a onesie.
Also me: welp..
Also at home, working in a onesie. It's one piece of clothing that does the job of two. Efficiency.
I’m sorry but I started crying laughing at the horse part 😂
Honestly didn’t know jenna was wearing a onesie until julien said so
Annie Couey THATS HOW CAMERAS WORK!!! lmaooo
Slow feeders are really great for dogs!! I use one for my dog Scooby cuz he eats his food in like SECONDS & now it’ll take him a few minutes to eat & it’s helped with his digestion a lot! He doesn’t get “loose poops” as bad anymore.
Jenna is still waiting for that last "No you"
44:53 “the big bang theory in morse BUT the laugh track is still there.” LMFAOOO, so random! i love it!
My cat (basically an iggy) has to eat from a puzzle bowl 'cuz she has that Peach energy, so I'd recommend lol
Mine too! Lol and he cries at the unfairness of it all
You have it wrong- iggies are basically cats.
@@ivy9202 hey goes both ways!
I have to sit with my dog cause she won't eat unless I'm there
Jenna: absolutely hating on Finland
Me as a Finn: 👉🏻👈🏻🥺 dontcrydontcrydontcryy
tarleena fellow Finn over here! I feel like they would love Finland tho! With all the beautiful nature, endless hiking possibilities and calmness 😍 Finland is beautiful in the summer too if you’re not a fan of cold ;)
She wasn’t hating on finland.....
It's okay Jenna still chose our beautiful nation, even though she was forced haha
They mentioned Kakslauttanen which I never in my lifetime thought would happen, I'm from the very northern Lapland myself
Don’t worry, they’d absolutely love Finland, just not a ultra rich ski resort. Something a little more down to earth 🥰
I’m guessing julien was trying to say “après” which means after in French so the article is saying after you ski...
Marina Montalto i died when they said apresskey
@@kristinromp9241 hahaha same
Well yes, ”après ski” is a term meaning after ski, the partying and drinking part of skiing
I was looking for this comment so I didn't have to type it! This is the best part of skiing - feeling like you earned the "apres-ski".
Après-ski are the comfy boots you wear after removing the horrible ski-boots ;)
I love that the determining factor for Utah over Bora Bora was the beauty influencer retreat lmao
"Strike a pose and empty the hose" - Julen Solo, 5/4/20 (Quarantine day 42069)
Y’all just really make me happy. Thank you.
this podcast is one of the only rare comforts i’ve had lately :)
I live in Colorado and I am like the ONLY person that doesn’t have the desire to ski or snowboard. Glad to know I’m not the only one
colorado native and have never been once to ski or snowboard and literally have no desire to do so. i feel you!!
I thought it was weird that they were uploading on a Friday. It’s not Friday. It’s Monday. I’m doing my best.
We have a very food-driven pup too and we gave her a little "maze" food bowl, it works really well. Takes our pup a little while to get everything, and then she'll go back and look through it a second time to see if she has missed anything!
When you're in the middle of an old podcast and the new one comes in. Aw, yeah!
"Have you really never been to Utah? I wanna take you to Utah!" That was the sweetest comment.
the background is where we all wish we were
Kendall H truth
I dunno...looks humid
You know I dont think I've ever said thank you for making these podcasts so I'm gonna say it now. I dont even need to be doing anything and I can listen to your podcasts and feel like im not so alone in my room. So thank you for that
on this episode, it only took 30 seconds for jenna to pick kermit up
“Vacationing in horse poop” band name. Called it
this is the earliest i’ll ever be
Same hello
quarantine had me refreshing every 10 minutes today because i’m itching for new content & J&J makes everything feel okay😂
DEFINITELY get a maze bowl, they’re amazing. Our golden ate so fast when she was a puppy that she made herself throw up half the time from just inhaling it. We gave her a maze bowl and now she’s a literal angel eater overnight.
You guys should pull up a color generator and name the color. Whoever comes up with the best names win
Julien is the epitome of that Tiktok audio that goes, "Do you ever look at someone and wonder what is going on inside their head?"
Me sitting in bed with a hot water bottle at my feet "THAT'S WHAT THEY USED TO DO BEFORE WHAT, JENNA?"
Frida E. Jarlsby how do you heat it? do you microwave a water bottle? or fill it with pre-heated water? and are we talking plastic bottles here or? asking for a cold-footed friend
@@kiaranotkiara it's not a water bottle you would drink out of, it's like a flexible rubber flask that's often wrapped in cloth. It'll come up if you Google it. You fill it with hot water, so either run your tap really hot or put the kettle on, then replace the water when it goes cold.
OH ME GWAAAAD! I love hit water bottles
Frida E. Jarlsby adding to cart LMAO thank you
I just microwave my socks
As a native Utahn please come visit! I would absolutely love to take you to my favorite spots around here!
I clicked on this thinking it was an old one that I just hadn’t seen and then Julien said “stuck at home” and I was like wait a minute
I work from home for both of my jobs now and these podcast are sooo helpful to play in the background. They simulate workplace chatter with the added bonus of hilarity every now and again.
I started reading the comments immediately and was so confused...I looked back at the title of the episode and it still didn’t explain. This is what I came for
Thank you guys for the podcasts 😫 the laughs and smiles are much more needed these days! STAY HAPPY STAY HEALTHY ❤️
julien saying “greenwitch” is so funny to me pleASE