Mad at the Internet (February 23rd, 2024)
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Josh not understanding the difference between Clarence and Clarice is up there with him calling a collar a "necksleeve"
Classic Joshism
It's like he can't excape these things.
Silence of the Lamb is a good movie, that's what Keffals will become if he could.
@@misterdedlift4879 There are no eggs in escape.
I like how he forgets a word then just makes up an entirely different word, except his word is all f*cked up
22:40 I like how Null watched _Silence of the Lambs_ and yet he doesn’t understand that Clarice can be a woman’s name
Be patient with Josh, he's ESL. Potentially ETL. Maybe EFSL.
@misterdedlift4879 but is he TND?
@@LunarLocustonly on WedNesday
Clarice, can be a guys name?
@@PeenWienerstien No
josh: has clear and informed discussions on complex matters like internet infrastructure
also josh: clarice thomas
It always cracks me up when he digs at how black people talk, then he fails to navigate the english language himself 😂
LOL, I instantly thought of Kenny Johnson saying "Ebidance".
erver
DSP has his corner demons and Rekieta has his ceiling cats.
And Ralph has Invisible Andrew Tate
@@Myne1001Don't forget the floor xannies.
@@geek593Those are very much real
"nocturnal emission"
Just sounds like you farted yourself into unconsciousness.
Hope the ceiling cats become a running gag for Rekeita's drunk ramblings from now on.
Ceiling cat watches you break down publicly
Baldo seems more cracked out than BossmanJack
he also sounds REALLY GAY lately
True, particularly fay with the swishing and flicking he does during his mouth-half-full kitchen streams.
it's all a quantity thing, bossman downs 10mg of cocaine whereas rekieta downs half a gallon of whiskey
Bossman has lots of young crackergy left. Baldo Bagsend has cucked himself via a small Swedish boy. There is no recovering from that. Even if you aren't sucking a bottles throat.
ive also been getting some gollum vibes from him myself
I’m guessing Josh does not visit gyms often because omg I am sick of all the chics filming themselves at my gym.
He goosestomps around them every pizza day to assert his dietary superiority.
He's been on stream with Jim once, that was the closest he ever got.
Hit them with the bar
go full monke
Chicks filming themselves all the time is grotesque and annoying no matter where you are. They are incapable of just living, they have to farm for attention from people on social media.
His take on this is so stupid, I swear. It's the same as his take on Gamer Gate. Like "oh man, you guys resisting shit made things worse in ways no one could have forseen, therefore _you_ are le bad". Give me a break. So what, everyone should just passively accept things happening because doing something about it makes it worse?
Wooo ceiling cat rekieta segment is my favorite bit of the year
Legion Fong Jones was hard to beat but he managed it.
Blowing our wad early. Idk what will top that
This episode is dedicated to John
Johm*
Thanks
John but not forgotten...
Josh too rgarded to know the difference between Clarisse and Clarence is some funny shit.
He's just sooooo European he forgot your silly American naming conventions. Sorry, I picked up a bit of an accent from when I lived in EUROPE.
@@hypno5690 Clarisse is a french name
@@hypno5690 I'll give your comment a c. Poor performance.
But he's right 100% of the time
Let us also not forget that a Clarice once hunted a Buffalo Bill in the famous battle of Silence of the Lambs.
People don't understand why Patrick is so hated when they interview him, until they spend five minutes interviewing him 😂
There are gym owners that have strict no streaming or recording rules. Breaking a phone is destruction of property. Also a lot of women do wear full make up while in gym.
I don't think the woman should have had a phone on a workout as it causes issues for the gym and everyone involved. Josh has never been in a gym for a long time.
Imagine simping for a woman you dont know
I hope she sees this bro
@@bellphorusnknightjosh the petty
Similar issue to previous news
John cena promoting only fans? Yes? So what? Only people who know will visit, people who don't know will get irked after they know
The fact we have footage is proof shes not even there to work out.
@@somechinesedude5466
You vastly underestimate how degenerate the average person/John Cena fan is
if josh is reading this (bc i know he reads archive comments from time to time) this is the highlight of my week. nobody does it like he does. i’ve learned so much about the Internet and life outside of it from his work. thanks josh. and thank you to the archiver, which is how i was introduced to it all
If you like MATI, check out Mental Outlaw or Joshua Slocum.
Edit: Blood Satellite. Jon Uhler.
Agree. I literally learned stuff about the world and other cultures from jersh.
Same. It's just fun to listen to something normal that you'd hear all the time from the early 2000s. It's insane how the DEI cult has taken everything over now.
I listen to it while I paint cars
Same here, well said.
The ceiling cats killed me. Taking a clip that scummy and making it hilarious is awesome.
Glorious, missed it this time live! Hope Rekieta didn’t make a fool of himself this week…
Hopes dashed, on the rocks. Nick's new favourite drink.
Don't forget the muddled fruit. The Balldo Sniffing Lawyer is certainly a little fruity.
Nick traded his personal phone number for 5 dollars of some guy's disability check.
And he thinks John is the pathetic one 😂
My skin crawls whenever Null does his Person Of Gender voice. Maybe because it's too convincing.
He's ready to troon out alright.
The deterioration of Nick and Ethan is incredible, sad, and predictable. 2018 Ralph and Rikeita were so much fun.
I can't believe how fast Nick deteriorated. The Rittenhouse trial feels like it was yesterday.
I am pretty new to MATI and really didn't know about Nick or Ralph before. I couldn't understand how either of them could have been popular. I only recently saw some of their earlier content and Reiketa is like a different person. It's wild.
@2:23:00 our dear archiver calls us the best comments section. We love our archiver too
Bless the Archiver, and bless our Fearless Farmer-in-Chief Jersh.
Amen.
Oh he's not fearless, he blocks everyone like a complete coward.
@mr_ThreeEight_1776 if it upsets you that, that's why he does it.
@@syko2164 are you incapable of reading or are you just too much of a retarded fanboy to realize josh is turning into a kiwi gunt?
The shit Nick said to John is the EXACT response you fear you will receive if you ever mention you are thinking of suicune. Hell, just watching the clip made me think about how many people you can talk to about this issue that will be honest, rather than two facedly saying the "correct" thing to say while thinking the opposite?
'suicune' lmao
@@OrgusDin its literally not my fault its impossible to talk about things that need to be talked about
I thought it was a clever way to get around the filter. It threw me off at first, but I am pleased by it. You have done well, stalker.@@jackhazardous4008
yeah its all kinds of fucked up. its why people that aren't bating will make a joke about it when they really need to talk to someone that will listen.
It took me longer than I wish to admit as to what the fuck you were talking about with "Suicune" but good word choice
This farmed content is officially sponsored by Sneed's Feed and Seed.
Vito was mad on Twitter that everyone was dunking on his comic! It is glorious
For good reason. The dude made all that bluster to shit on Eric only to be shown up.
The best part for me is 'Meteorman' is an actual existing comic & intellectual property. I cannot wait for the intense coping & sneeding about how Eric July's Isom vs ISOM was completely justified but any potential copyright issues with Meteorman is totally different.
Vito needs to face the wall.
It's a joke, don't say anything Sal!
@@ZX-Gear This is an early draft, not the final product. Eric admittedly didn't make any edits to his comic. Any good writer goes through multiple drafts.
Love how he introduced the stupid gym video with admitting its staged then spergs out about it as if its real.
As far as people's reaction I'm 100% sure that the 0.01 second of showing a damaged phone was not noticed by most people.
When my friend's gym had people recording they would just put their sweatshirts over the phones, they got the hint real fast. It was then, AFTER the fact that they would ask if it was cool to do it in the first place.
Just because the world is full of dumb shits doesn't mean you should become one yourself.
@@OhDearWTF That's a pretty good and sensible disruption.
Rekieta looks like the dark side corruption effect on a character in kotor
Just wanted to thank Josh for making safe spaces for women to talk on his site. I see a lot of people hate him for it but those spaces are important. The modern world is horrible towards women, especially now with the mtf and the greek alphabet guys. Gay, trans or STRAIGHT they all hate women not knowing that in reality they are all gay.
Josh himself is a woman who requires a safe space in order to talk, so he understands your plight.
Sooooo living for the resurrection of Ceiling Cat. Also Nick is deranged.
I love how Josh gets JarJar Binks confused with Wookies and the Japanese.
They are all silly cartoon fairies.
@@EggCart-on7ry Takes a fairy to know one
In the holiday special Wookies do have life debts and in Phantom Menace Gungans also have a life debt system
@@nickydee569 Deep cut.
@@nickydee569
Based commenter
We need more ceiling cat, seriously. Immediately improved the stream 100%
Based archiver daimo
The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" 😂 which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour 😎 but what's really just hilarious 😆 about it is that if you look closely 👀 at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's" ☠️. Now, this might go over the average viewer's head 🙄 as this, THIS, is peak comedy 🤡. I doubt 🤨 anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed 😆. Are you ready for this one? 🧐 So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" 😳 and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", 🤔 which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you ☠️☠️☠️
👌👌👌💯💯💯🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
Wow, that's quick. Thanks buddy.
Josh never having wet dreams is further proof he truly runs the Broke Duck Farms
Punished venom jersh
Autistic robot moment
he probably masturbates regularly it happens if you don't do it in like a couple weeks or something
broke duck mountain
Chat was right. Josh goons too much. I have about a 5-9 day window without masturbation before I have a nocturnal emission. Generally once a week prevents them.
1:33:53 I hope that cat makes a million dollars
1:32:46 Totally worth it. I think it's instances like ceiling cat that exemplify the best why i like this podcast, my brain works exactly the same way
Archiver’s killing it yet again
It's a MURDER in these streets, and the Archiver is always at the crime scene.
Fatty
@@JasonFlake-op1ll your account was started two weeks ago and all your 30+ comments are you seething at me lmfao
@@miniondaechir You make him sound complicit. I’m sure the Archiver can do better ethnic impersonations than Josh.
@@wormwoodcocktail Well the platform is run by groomers.
1:06:10 i used to drink busch, i'm an alcoholic btw, currently drunk btw, when i learned that anheuser busch was giving money to a dude with tits, i stopped drinking any and all anheuser busch products. same with p&g, the gillette toxic masculinity ads, i quit using shaving cream altogether and check lables at the store, if it says proctologist & gambler on the label, that shit gets put back on the shelf. i now shave with a year old schick disposable and water (dr sasquatch and any kind of beard oil is for fudge packers too, edit, dollar shave club too).
Who?
.
Asked?
8:16
"For some reason, after WW2"
Hmmmmmm?
HEY JOHN.....
BEEJAMS!
Redbar's watching!! btw, Mike's personality is a character whos feigns being aloof to whatever topic is discussed- he knows more than he puts out.
You would think a guy who's lived all around the world would be better at doing accents 😂
Guy can’t even read, forget about imitating different cultures.
It all melts together after a while
John chads rise up!!!
CHON
Nick is so drunk that he can't support his massive dome.
Josh's single mom childhood makes itself more evident each passing day lmao
Clear Fatherless Behavior.
Operation Maidenless Fatherless Dickless
LEAVE MY MOMMY ALONE :’(
-Lil Joshykins
His dad did lol. @@user-to9lk8ix6h
Bossmanjack segment needs to be circumcised
CLARICE THOMAS 😂😂😂
God he’s dumb
Take a shot every time Nick looks at the ceiling cat.
Blessed Archivist having the Friday stream uploaded by 5pm Friday without fail. Praise be.
Thanks very much for uploading these
This is a bucket
Dear God...
@@TheTdw2000There's more
@@labrynianrebel Noo..
1:06:20 - I've noticed that many small-town businesses are cash/cheque only to avoid the 3% skim from the bankers, so there's some small awareness.
Oh shit the ceiling cat bit got me good
Omg nick and the ceiling cats had me dying this morning 😂
best part of the stream by far, I was dying laughing at work when the ceiling cats popped up
@@whatthefuxxx agreed, the whole thing was just gold
the spainard bought the mexican baby like it's a puppy
thanks for the upload
I have no opinion on the gym thot question but I enjoy Jersh's heartfelt seethe every time the chat rises up.
Damn these archives are coming faster than me.
That scanner darkly refrence was on point. That is what it feels like. He Is thinking, and its taking all his efforts.
Holy fuck im working on my comic right now and i was worried about the quality of writing. Its so comforting to hear this script
IDK if it's just me, but drama so far this year has been pretty weak. We used to have real juicy, funny events to look forward to every week - now it's just slow alcoholic descents into oblivion and small scale nobodies having catfights.
Be patient the year of the chud will be upon us soon
I wish Jersh would do more people streams. He's really good at covering the story of how a lolcow came to be and why they're funny.
2:33:12 Josh reacts to Greek men reacting to his face
Confusing the male name Clarence and female name Clarice and then going on 5 minute bit about being smart and thinking two steps ahead is peak comedy
ty archiver man ~
1:33:19 the good bit
"Yes, meow..." 😂
Karen is a hate slur. Plenty of nice women are named Karen.
Operation Blockland Was A Long Time Ago
But In my heart, it was yesterday
Honestly, same. @@MotherFucker1984
TND
Thanks archiver!! That was really quick!
Imagine thinking that making fun of someone who came to you for help because they were suicidal would be a smart idea. Yeah Baldo, this will totally make YOU seem like the good guy here.
I'm with chat, we gotta go around smashing stuff.
You’re just trying to keep us from gnosis
Regards rise up
@@wormwoodcocktail the Demiurge made me do it
@@Archon... I can’t believe Yaldabaoth did this
Mein Feeder... (gulp)
Steiner...
Lemme get this fuckin straight. Jersh has never seen Silence of the Lambs, but he has definitely seen Boondock Saints... wut?
John?!?😂😂
wiki leaks is the only good journalism
Grey Zone, Reduxx.
Ceiling cat cracked me up big time lol jajajajaja
Oh man...
The good and evil ceiling cats fit so well, that man is so unwell
Glory to the archiver, blessed be his uploads.
46:57 the twin brother is like a lawyer right? Dunno what happened…sometimes you just get a “bad seed” I guess.
Is it one of those "my twin fed on me in-utero" situations, and the fuckup twin ends up being a retard?
JOSH: I have a final solution to...
ME: I'm listening
Imagine being a Canadian doctor and someone comes in and says they're trans and you're not allowed to say the canadian doctor thing
Indian doctor*
How does this guy not know the difference between the names "Clarice" and "Clarence". What's going on, big guy?
All Ralph had to do was leave Danish Police alone
2:25:15 is presumably talking about Complete Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome (CAIS) where an XY human has no cellular response to androgens and so develops near identically to a female, with external genitalia and secondary sex characteristics of a female (though lacking a uterus and ovaries)
for some reason they are a big sticking point for some radfems who maintain that they are unequivocably male (and should be treated as such) despite their female characteristics, hormone profile and socialization
They’re male. You can’t have testes and be female.
They're the only actual trap
Calling CS gay while living in Eastern Europe. That's fucking brave.
Someone needs to edit some of Nick's drunken rant highlights into him in a car at a DUI stop talking to the officer😂
very nice ending mr moon very nice
That Tiktok OF rant was more painful than the cheddar rage. Twitter is not real life. The "people" engaging with this are a micro-percentage of the population. Get over it.
It's so bizarre how he runs cover for an OF woman doing that in public but also complains about other groups being degens in public. The post he made was "Mind your own fucking business" which was vague and just helped the engagement farm he was complaining about.
@@KOFUNLOADED lmao youtube auto deleted my reply. Anyway, both of them are bad regardless of if this is staged. Propagating any of it is a waste of everyone's time and brain cells. If I see a thumbnail of a gym, not clicking it. Simple.
@@JerfVR Yeah true. Its so dumb to complain about engagement farming while also intentionally engagement farming yourself by being vague.
@@KOFUNLOADEDHe was complaining about people taking rage bait and elevating the profile of an e-whore.
Josh needs to get banned from twt again
‘Counterstrike is gay’
Sounds like Josh is a hardstuck silver to me.
Joshua Conor Goon
This episode is unfathomably based.
1:40:57 The movie in question is "Ghost Dog"
Only watchable Jarmusch film, and it's still pretentious.
@@benisrood Tbh i only very vaguely remember the movie but rather the soundtrack album, the "Way of the Samurai" soundbites between the songs added a nice touch. Same is true with "Dead Man", probably my favorite soundtrack album. I don't listen to a lot of electronic music so the Fight Club soundtrack falls behind but that is just taste, the album itself is excellent
Josh just hates CS because he gets headshot too much.
Dude rekieta really needs to get himself help. Not to just "get help" but to choose to actually help himself alongside it. Hes blessed af in life, hes got kids, wife, money, etc, at one point he was very coherent and had charisma. If ralph could do it (at least for a time) nick can. I mean his unhinged stuff and debauchery is funny but for gods sake man "pull up"
Is there any doubt Jewsh is edging to Jackie Singh hand pics?
Federalis got my boy😭
Generous Jewsh coming to her defense. There is no way a kick like that would have shattered the phone. He just knocked it over.
He even says it's probably a skit what a simp
It's probably not for a crumb. Probably. @@jon6039