"You going to attack a member of the press? That's a bad look lady." He said, crouching in the rafters of a stranger's private property like some sort of deranged cryptid.
Speedrunners who were given early review copies of the game already figured out how to beat it in less than 3 minutes. Check out TetraBitGaming's latest video about it.
To be fair, just because they had a QA team doesn't mean they listened to any feedback they had. I remember some of the QA team from Sonic Boom went public because everyone who played the game was saying they didn't do their jobs, and they wanted people to know that they DID, but no-one actually making the game listened to them.
yeah, people seem to not realize it's primarily when Tamto half-asses a bit that it blows up in his face. if he commits then it's just a part of the process
I was thinking of the movie Night Crawler the entire time watching this, and I was so happy to hear Tomato mention the movie while breaking into the lady's house to create his own news. its so spot on
Alternate title: Angry man who could win in a hand to hand fight with a grizzly bear plays game about weird neighbors who kidnap children in a town where no one knows how to spell literally anything.
UA-camrs really have been a scourge on the whole industry. If it wasn't for Matpat and Markiplier popularising zero-effort horror games where the sole purpose is to either listen to audio cues or else get jumpscared or the stupid ARG games where 90% of the games appeal doesn't even come from marketing the gameplay (which is what happened to this series after GT made a theory about the neighbor being a demon or some shit) we would likely had the same precedent for horror as we did 15 years ago.
@@LayerInfinity I actually unsubbed from Markiplier in the day because I started getting frustrated by the way he'd deliberately ignore the mechanics in a game, try to brute force his way past the monster while screaming in silly voices, and generally make the games unfun to watch. To be fair, if the AI can't compensate for a player that isnt afraid, why not.
This whole game has such Florida Man vibes, especially with Tomato's random shouting at people from their own rooftop about freedom of the press and the like
Just ate a chicken cheese bbq sandwich on an asiago cheese bagel. I start by splitting my bagel and putting it into my trusty thick bottom stainless steel pan in some frothing butter, apprx 1 pad. I then reduce heat to low to give the bagel some time to wick up the butter and slowly brown. This way the bagel is incredibly soft and i can remove at the exact level of crips i like. While the bagel is browning i move it to the rear of the pan closest to me. In the left over space i put my chicken. I use frozen chicken breast. It may sound unappealing but i buy roughly 20 lbs of chicken a month. I season it, grill it, slice it, bag and freeze. It makes a very healthy high protein relatively low dollar snack or meal and packs down incredibly small when sliced into salad medalions. Now with my chicken thawing in the pan a bit my bagels have achieved my preferred golden brown. I remove to my butcher block and finely slice my cheese. I used asiago and romano, sliced very fine on a mandolin from the block. Once sliced i reserve to the side. By now my chicken is thawed, i remove it to my butcher block and chop roughly and return to the pan on low heat. I gather up the chicken into the far end of the pan away from me making sure to keep it flat. I then top it with my reserved cheeses, cover my pan and the big secret is to add a bit of water to the still hot pan. The trapped steam really helps encourage the cheese to melt. After a minute or two the cheese has melted. I then take my honey bbq sauce and spread a thin amount over my bagel on the bottom half like you would with jam. I then take my bagels top half in hand and place it atop the chicken and cheese, i press down so the cheese adheres to the bagel half and i slide my rectangular steel spatula underneath the whole shebang. I then lift and flip and im left with my chicken facing the open air. Now most would fuck up here, and attempt to flip the chicken onto the bottom half of the bagel, do the exact opposite. I take the sauced half of my bagel in hand and marry the two. A gentle but firm and fatherly press embosoms everything together. It was very good 👍
Idk if it was mentioned at ALL during the stream but the press guy has dyslexia that's why everything is weird and then sometimes there are regular words and such
i searched through the whole comment section to find sumn like this lol, thanks! being able to read it so easily feels like percy jackson powers, then i remember i’m dyslexic lmfaooo
There are games that are like this... but good. Blackout club was a kinda ripoff at first but it far surpassed this imo, and then theres "the occupation" which does the stealth and puzzles so much better
Ohhhh boy another crungo puzzle game for children. Better put this one on 2x speed, tamlonto's leeeeaky brain means we'll be here for thiiiirty bajiiiiillllioooon hours BWL
![[Tomato] Harvester : It's almost Harvestin' Season](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TUe2AR2lVN4/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Tomato] Harvester : It's almost Harvestin' Season](/img/tr.png)
![[Tomato] Voices of the Void : Listening to space whales cuss into open mics](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JYtpyIfBWf4/mqdefault.jpg)
"You going to attack a member of the press? That's a bad look lady." He said, crouching in the rafters of a stranger's private property like some sort of deranged cryptid.
which is exactly what the paparazzi do
Tomato gonna be credited for like 40% of the Speedrun Skips he discoverd in that stream.
Speedrunners who were given early review copies of the game already figured out how to beat it in less than 3 minutes. Check out TetraBitGaming's latest video about it.
@@gaminggoddess85 Jesus Christ
@@gaminggoddess85 Why can't a comment be a joke without context :(
@@cruxmind the speedrun strats are insane tho so it's worth mentioning
@@cruxmind nothing against tomato lol but he did do a pretty good 4 hour run tbh
To be fair, just because they had a QA team doesn't mean they listened to any feedback they had. I remember some of the QA team from Sonic Boom went public because everyone who played the game was saying they didn't do their jobs, and they wanted people to know that they DID, but no-one actually making the game listened to them.
Its a shame these games are so stylish, as they've never seemed like a finished, developed project.
Serves me right for underestimating just how far Tomato will go with a bit just to spite people.
yeah, people seem to not realize it's primarily when Tamto half-asses a bit that it blows up in his face. if he commits then it's just a part of the process
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Xc.
@@xylexian3630 Are these the nuclear launch codes?
@@hulksmash3429 да
2:19:49 You can see tomato's character moving in the background when he loses control of the camera
"John-stand-your-ground" couldn't have said it better when I saw the introduction scene.
I was thinking of the movie Night Crawler the entire time watching this, and I was so happy to hear Tomato mention the movie while breaking into the lady's house to create his own news. its so spot on
He wasn't lying about playing this. So glad to see
You're glad to see cringe? Gross. Leave it to gamers.
@@nananamamana3591 its a wacky games that plays well with tamtoes personality, it may not be great but tomato makes it fun
@@nananamamana3591 honestly game didn't seem that bad. Don't know why everyone hates it in here
Alternate title: Angry man who could win in a hand to hand fight with a grizzly bear plays game about weird neighbors who kidnap children in a town where no one knows how to spell literally anything.
*Tomato lives inside his neighbours walls so he can steal their Lottery Tickets.*
tomato going back to his roots of residential game breaker
we live in a world where hello neighbor 2 is more fun than callisto protocol
S o c i e t y
Reality is playing a sick joke on us
Until people stop supporting games where most of the budget goes to graphics and marketing it's gonna keep happening.
Callisto Protocol would've been an alright AA game if it had a smaller budget.
Local “investigative reporter” breaks into escape the room puzzle houses, families distraught over ruined birthday parties.
Anyone else remember when this game was a tech demo for an AI that would adapt to your attempts to break in?
UA-camrs really have been a scourge on the whole industry. If it wasn't for Matpat and Markiplier popularising zero-effort horror games where the sole purpose is to either listen to audio cues or else get jumpscared or the stupid ARG games where 90% of the games appeal doesn't even come from marketing the gameplay (which is what happened to this series after GT made a theory about the neighbor being a demon or some shit) we would likely had the same precedent for horror as we did 15 years ago.
@@LayerInfinity I actually unsubbed from Markiplier in the day because I started getting frustrated by the way he'd deliberately ignore the mechanics in a game, try to brute force his way past the monster while screaming in silly voices, and generally make the games unfun to watch. To be fair, if the AI can't compensate for a player that isnt afraid, why not.
a year old tamto multiplayer stream i havent seen yet? WAT
The PIT guided me to this vod
You know what he keeps in there? The finger family
Elsa and Spiderman
A watched pot won't boil, just like a watched vod won't upload. That's why Brett manages this channel blindfolded.
B-Brett? (stumbles into wall) Oh shit, sorry. Brett? Are you over here? Thank you, Brett…?
So all the keys in separate houses. Does this mean John Neighbor has the whole town on his payroll?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!
oh my God he actually did it lmao
oh!
@@BakedBanana oh :)
😆
They actually did a Twin Peaks reference. God fucking dammit.
This whole game has such Florida Man vibes, especially with Tomato's random shouting at people from their own rooftop about freedom of the press and the like
1:44:26
The "Huh??" bits are my absolute favorites
I’m genuinely surprised that no one made fun of Tomato about how he looks like the guy in thumbnail but old
This makes sense, because the only way this games world makes sense, is if the protagonist is a deranged fruitgoblin
lmao they charged money for this game
Hi all o7 that cop has no eyes. No wonder he didn't see Tomato sneak in. 58:36 I stand corrected xD
Just ate a chicken cheese bbq sandwich on an asiago cheese bagel.
I start by splitting my bagel and putting it into my trusty thick bottom stainless steel pan in some frothing butter, apprx 1 pad. I then reduce heat to low to give the bagel some time to wick up the butter and slowly brown. This way the bagel is incredibly soft and i can remove at the exact level of crips i like.
While the bagel is browning i move it to the rear of the pan closest to me. In the left over space i put my chicken. I use frozen chicken breast. It may sound unappealing but i buy roughly 20 lbs of chicken a month. I season it, grill it, slice it, bag and freeze. It makes a very healthy high protein relatively low dollar snack or meal and packs down incredibly small when sliced into salad medalions.
Now with my chicken thawing in the pan a bit my bagels have achieved my preferred golden brown. I remove to my butcher block and finely slice my cheese. I used asiago and romano, sliced very fine on a mandolin from the block. Once sliced i reserve to the side.
By now my chicken is thawed, i remove it to my butcher block and chop roughly and return to the pan on low heat. I gather up the chicken into the far end of the pan away from me making sure to keep it flat. I then top it with my reserved cheeses, cover my pan and the big secret is to add a bit of water to the still hot pan. The trapped steam really helps encourage the cheese to melt.
After a minute or two the cheese has melted. I then take my honey bbq sauce and spread a thin amount over my bagel on the bottom half like you would with jam.
I then take my bagels top half in hand and place it atop the chicken and cheese, i press down so the cheese adheres to the bagel half and i slide my rectangular steel spatula underneath the whole shebang. I then lift and flip and im left with my chicken facing the open air. Now most would fuck up here, and attempt to flip the chicken onto the bottom half of the bagel, do the exact opposite. I take the sauced half of my bagel in hand and marry the two.
A gentle but firm and fatherly press embosoms everything together.
It was very good 👍
Thanks. Quality content here with Pit Cuisine.
Sounds yummy! 😋
@@bdavis7801 it was very good 👍
*gets captured, immediately starts trying to phase through walls*
They made a second one of these games? Huh?!??
This is whole video is scurrier rp
🤣 This was awesome! That end though. 😮
oh no.
oh
No.
I wanted to see the ending of Jhon Calistos wild head breaky ride
If he just didn't cut that tape on the stairs 😔
This game looks surprisingly fun. I heard Hello Neighbor 1 ultimately had a lot of questionable decisions made later in its development.
lol I thought him playing this game was a bit.
Idk if it was mentioned at ALL during the stream but the press guy has dyslexia that's why everything is weird and then sometimes there are regular words and such
i searched through the whole comment section to find sumn like this lol, thanks! being able to read it so easily feels like percy jackson powers, then i remember i’m dyslexic lmfaooo
1:53:29 adaptive ai at its peak and 1:54:40
39:28
There are games that are like this... but good. Blackout club was a kinda ripoff at first but it far surpassed this imo, and then theres "the occupation" which does the stealth and puzzles so much better
matotom is eht ressp
1:13:52 Gnomes.
Dude I wish Tomato did speedruns like Critikal does, he would be an absolute beast
the LOTRO thing would have actually been the best stream if they actually didn't level limit
4:08:14
They don’t put much love into games anymore, it’s sad since they have so many powerful software to make ‘em.
I wonder if Tomatoes going to play Barotrauma with his Squad, probably not.
Simming :)
Ohhhh boy another crungo puzzle game for children. Better put this one on 2x speed, tamlonto's leeeeaky brain means we'll be here for thiiiirty bajiiiiillllioooon hours BWL
Don’t watch
i remember reading a comment that said they watch the vods at 2x unironically and i never forgot
@@umdadvocate That's against the rules.
I love tomato but I hate how little he tries when playing this game
Mad about Hello Neighbor 2 :skull:
Why try when it's held together with glue and gum
@@redbonky3447 ☠️
@@rune5416 thanks king/queen/monarch :)
I think he tried exactly as much as the devs did
This guy tries WAY too hard to be funny.
I don’t think you’ve watched him long, most of this is his normal mannerisms
saw you on IFUNNY damm dude you are SO FUNNY!
ifunny is still alive???
who are you. If you still use ifunny we need to study you