I made a list of the reasons why my wife wouldn’t make love to me.

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  • @FarmerFpv
    @FarmerFpv Рік тому +1816

    At least she didn't1 say: "I already had sex today, but thank you." 😂

  • @anitadavis7342
    @anitadavis7342 Рік тому +462

    I'd say it's safe to say you can add to your list "Because I made a list of the reasons she couldn't make love to me" 🤣

  • @GaryLiseo
    @GaryLiseo Рік тому +1337

    “I am a Caucasian man” and the dog laughing got me

  • @CinderellaRaptured
    @CinderellaRaptured Рік тому +327

    I am surprised ‘I’m on my monthly cycle’ wasn’t one of those excuses! LOL

  • @jenniferrowe7484
    @jenniferrowe7484 Рік тому +61

    I think your angel of a wife needs to make a response video😂😂😂

  • @notsohunkeymonkey9624
    @notsohunkeymonkey9624 Рік тому +476

    "Might as well call me a house hooker"
    made me wheeze so hard i lost calories

  • @BreakOutOfTheAlgorithm
    @BreakOutOfTheAlgorithm Рік тому +530

    I think you just saved my marriage! 🤠It was so good I had to watch it with my wife. Thanks Ginger Billy you are doing God's work.🙏😜🐕

    • @rachelb2671
      @rachelb2671 Рік тому +26

      Might have saved yours and blown his at the same time...

    • @Wesmancan
      @Wesmancan Рік тому +2

      He didn’t save your manage pal. Only you can do that.

    • @xuchain
      @xuchain Рік тому

      I hope to hell you're divorced now.

  • @Bayan1905
    @Bayan1905 Рік тому +930

    I had the same problem with the dog watching us, but once I taught the dog how to write down a score and hold it up afterwards like it was an Olympic judge, it got both of us to step up our game.

  • @Jordè1222
    @Jordè1222 Рік тому +173

    I never turn my husband away, I don’t want him to get discouraged and stop asking, I love that he’s always after me and that’s also why we have 3 kids 😂 my husband is also very attentive in bed so I’m thankful for that ❤️

    • @deirdremorris9234
      @deirdremorris9234 Рік тому +6

      Smart!

    • @jaggirl
      @jaggirl Рік тому

      Thanks for letting us know.
      Who asked you though?
      Do you always tell strangers about your sexual activities. 🤭
      🤮🤮

    • @valenvideos1632
      @valenvideos1632 Рік тому +4

      Same here👍❤️

    • @deirdremorris9234
      @deirdremorris9234 Рік тому +10

      @@IChooseJesus9091 I think he is most likely joking or exagerating. Makes for good comedy.

    • @deirdremorris9234
      @deirdremorris9234 Рік тому +5

      @@IChooseJesus9091 Possibly. People need to have serious talks before marrying

  • @aineoconnell690
    @aineoconnell690 Рік тому +32

    The dog winking at you and laughing at you had me in wrinkles 😂😂😂

  • @rubysparrow2975
    @rubysparrow2975 Рік тому +237

    My reason for saying no to my husband was; I stubbed my toe and it hurts.
    His answer was; I don't wanna do anything to your toe so let's go, lol.
    He got me there.....

  • @Recovering_Californian
    @Recovering_Californian Рік тому +1539

    How many nights on the sofa did this video cost you?? LOL

    • @kramnull8962
      @kramnull8962 Рік тому +106

      The alarm clock is next to the tv remote in the living room. He's hibernating for the winter.

    • @wackadoodle8951
      @wackadoodle8951 Рік тому +26

      15

    • @rjdaire38
      @rjdaire38 Рік тому +28

      You share a bed in your marriage?

    • @OnePieceTractor
      @OnePieceTractor Рік тому +27

      If you're not getting any, the couch is just as well anyway

    • @crystalrusmisel1832
      @crystalrusmisel1832 Рік тому +32

      Rumor has it he’s still there😂

  • @BayouCouyon
    @BayouCouyon Рік тому +171

    As a woman, I am rolling!!! 🤣🤣🤣 You made me snort!!! 🤦‍♂️😅🤣

    • @ronburgundy4375
      @ronburgundy4375 Рік тому +8

      Lmao yea it's funny until you get slapped with divorce papers or he finds someone els that's willing to take care of his wants and needs

    • @bluetickbeagles116
      @bluetickbeagles116 Рік тому +4

      @@ronburgundy4375 ….then go…it’ll be a relief!!

    • @marteumar8429
      @marteumar8429 Рік тому

      @@ronburgundy4375have you considered that the reason these women don’t wanna f their husbands and boyfriends because for males sex is about their wants and needs 😂

    • @thelittlewildkat1
      @thelittlewildkat1 7 місяців тому

      😅😅😅😅❤

  • @SB06184
    @SB06184 Рік тому +11

    OMG I came across one of his videos this morning. Had never heard of him before but I've been binge watching him since. So damn funny!!

  • @rockhamm3887
    @rockhamm3887 Рік тому +60

    Omg I almost hurt myself listening to this when I was working out and started laughing so hard I couldn't lift the weights off my chest 😂😂

  • @DOI_ARTS
    @DOI_ARTS Рік тому +365

    "Because I haven't shaved"
    Ginger Billy: Me neither!

  • @GWedig
    @GWedig Рік тому +351

    The only excuse I haven't heard yet from my wife is the Black Friday shopping excuse, and now I'm hesitant to watch this with her because that gives her another excuse to add to the list... Hilarious!

    • @timrankin8737
      @timrankin8737 Рік тому +9

      Whats next. Its the Toyotathon sales event this month. Sounds like something my SO Would say.

    • @scott32714keiser
      @scott32714keiser Рік тому +7

      It's Thursday

    • @brianwesley28
      @brianwesley28 Рік тому +5

      You've heard it's Tuesday?

    • @stephenjones2472
      @stephenjones2472 Рік тому +4

      It's a school night

    • @susanplatt5331
      @susanplatt5331 Рік тому

      How about you don't ask for sex but instead, treat your significant other's with kindness, care, romance and respect. Figure out her love language and remember, women like sex, we want and like orgasms. We ain't gonna make the effort if you only make yourself cum. Most men think a twiddle, a fiddle and a diddle makes them good in bed, it doesn't. It takes you lot minutes to cum, women's bodies are more complex. Make more of an effort for your women and remember, we aren't sex object's. Do the fuckin dishes.

  • @cheryl5218
    @cheryl5218 Рік тому +151

    That was hysterical 🤣 Your wife is awesome. I am pretty sure I've used most of those excuses. Your facial expressions where sooo funny 😄

  • @notthefbi7932
    @notthefbi7932 Рік тому +8

    The dog winked and laughed at you
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    America needed this 😁👍

  • @LilStitchy1
    @LilStitchy1 Рік тому +18

    I literally didn't stop laughing the entire time watching this. Hilarious! Though I'm actually shocked you didn't give the "I have a headache".

  • @tomh9391
    @tomh9391 Рік тому +279

    Props to your wife for supporting you and your content !tell her that we ( the viewers ) thank her for allowing you to do this and being part of it because I can't think of one of your videos that has never let us down and always puts a smile on our faces . You and your videos make our days just how much better. so on behalf of everybody on here thank your wife for us and thank you for coming up with this hilarious stuff LMFAO 🤘😎🤘

    • @augustsnowfall5189
      @augustsnowfall5189 Рік тому +4

      I know right, she’s a real good sport. You know your marriage is working when you can laugh at yourselves.💖🇦🇺

  • @ken-block
    @ken-block Рік тому +1081

    ginger billy never seems to disappoint us

    • @deviousredneck5109
      @deviousredneck5109 Рік тому +10

      He never will. I love his movie parody’s!

    • @sergioschannel
      @sergioschannel Рік тому +45

      @Erikk Hyndman damn haters be haters lol.

    • @fisheroffish1034
      @fisheroffish1034 Рік тому +16

      He seems to disappoint his wife lmao

    • @lordtark6736
      @lordtark6736 Рік тому +4

      @@fisheroffish1034 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jondohnson5538
      @jondohnson5538 Рік тому +6

      Every single time he disappoints me , I was his 4K sub , 3900 or some shite and I never found him funny. Great guy it appears, but jus not my bag Mann.. ya dig ?

  • @markgressett9000
    @markgressett9000 Рік тому +105

    Thanks for saying out loud what we can’t say to her(my spouse)!

    • @rjdaire38
      @rjdaire38 Рік тому +2

      I'm so afraid to say this out loud that I'm even scared to share this video lol

    • @jaggirl
      @jaggirl Рік тому +2

      Lack of communication. 🤣

    • @SB-ll8ow
      @SB-ll8ow Рік тому +3

      You and your spouse need to have better communication. You guys need to talk about your needs vs. her needs.

  • @michaelfrost2867
    @michaelfrost2867 9 місяців тому +11

    😂😂😂😂❤❤❤. You’re a National Treasure of Comedy 🎉🎉🎉❤❤

  • @LuisaD93
    @LuisaD93 Рік тому +2

    It was the “it’s Sunday, it’s Monday, it’s Tuesday” that got me the most but they’re all hilarious 🤣

  • @georgegable5404
    @georgegable5404 Рік тому +113

    I am surprised" I got a headache " wasn't in the list

    • @notsohunkeymonkey9624
      @notsohunkeymonkey9624 Рік тому

      Why should you be annoyed ginger billy is the most enjoyable listenable human being out there

    • @taylorgontkovic4543
      @taylorgontkovic4543 Рік тому

      🤭🤭🤭, Welllll, Hand her a bottle of Magnesium
      ( nature's smooth muscle relaxer and orgasms ) Are a great headache cure... 🤔🤔..AHHHHHH, That could get the door locked, but u tell her u looking after health...🤷‍♀️🤣😂

    • @jaggirl
      @jaggirl Рік тому

      She's a nurse though.
      Cupboard full of remedies.🤣

    • @timdearborn7192
      @timdearborn7192 Рік тому

      Ask your wife first, "Can I get you any aspirin?" before making any advances. That takes that excuse of the table😁.

  • @robertstrickland2184
    @robertstrickland2184 Рік тому +143

    Lol ..I have been married 2 times. My first wife made all those excuses sometimes. I'm now in my second marriage and I don't know if it's because I'm older now or what, but my second and last, forever wife is completely insatiable. She has even told me to never ask....just do.

    • @5050TM
      @5050TM Рік тому +8

      🥰

    • @DemonRuby
      @DemonRuby Рік тому +34

      This is exactly how I am too. If my man wants me, he just needs to come and take me. It's a major turn on for me 😄

    • @Timbertrussminifarm
      @Timbertrussminifarm Рік тому

      This is how I wish my husband was …I love it when men are deeply manly and take what they want! Its so hot. My husband just looks at me and is like do you wanna have sex 😒🫤

    • @twinqt578
      @twinqt578 Рік тому +20

      @@DemonRuby same. I hardly ever do what I'm asked but I almost always do what I'm told🤷🏻‍♀️.

    • @deirdremorris9234
      @deirdremorris9234 Рік тому +8

      Better start working out and Do NOT drop the ball in this area!

  • @professionalcommenter
    @professionalcommenter Рік тому +254

    As a woman, I have not used those excuses as I'm like a convenient store, open 24/7.

    • @daltonred1156
      @daltonred1156 Рік тому +30

      Bless your heart 😂 😂 I’ve got the opposite of that conversation I’ve been told I’m not store open 24/7 DALTON

    • @kramnull8962
      @kramnull8962 Рік тому +9

      Notice he was gonna get her to pray over his turkey neck on thanksgiving.

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 Рік тому +4

      Right? Same. He is done after 45 though🤕 I broke him

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Рік тому +31

      (In the voice of Butthead): “Hey baby.”

    • @coolman6233
      @coolman6233 Рік тому +4

      WANT MY NUMBER

  • @5050TM
    @5050TM Рік тому +348

    I'm a woman, but marriages scare me. It just seems like a strange dance of avoidance and annoyance with some friendship and trauma bonding sprinkled in.

    • @MaioFourpaws
      @MaioFourpaws Рік тому +47

      This is the best definition of a long marriage that I’ve ever heard/read.

    • @delbert372
      @delbert372 Рік тому +63

      It’s a covenant, not a mere contract. God designed it, and sexual activity is for the marriage covenant only.

    • @Maya-ln1os
      @Maya-ln1os Рік тому +5

      Right? 😆

    • @carolinesalv
      @carolinesalv Рік тому +4

      I know just how you feel.It ain't easy thats for sure.

    • @deirdremorris9234
      @deirdremorris9234 Рік тому +1

      @@delbert372 Bingo!

  • @MichaelPanarelli
    @MichaelPanarelli 8 місяців тому +2

    Il admit my dog looking at me bugs me out!😂😂😂

  • @albertjefferson5446
    @albertjefferson5446 Рік тому +188

    You forgot one the kids are still awake LOL🤣🤣

    • @kramnull8962
      @kramnull8962 Рік тому +35

      or they are asleep. story goes both ways.

    • @mitchbrown6652
      @mitchbrown6652 Рік тому

      @@kramnull8962 Ya everyone knows that the best time bangin is when kids are awake and running around. lol please don't reproduce

    • @kramnull8962
      @kramnull8962 Рік тому

      @@mitchbrown6652 Go look at your nuts in the mirror and have yourself a laugh.

    • @the_Mrs.
      @the_Mrs. Рік тому +8

      Guilty. Last time I thought they were asleep… nope. 😅 Came out to find one looking for the “mouse in the living room”. 😂

    • @mitchbrown6652
      @mitchbrown6652 Рік тому

      @@kramnull8962 Why so sensitive? I guess the kids have been awake for years now, eh???? Hhahahaha go cry somewhere else

  • @cris-RN
    @cris-RN Рік тому +139

    I'm a wife and I approve these reasons!! 🤣🤣

    • @born-in-Atlanta
      @born-in-Atlanta Рік тому +5

      SHAME ON YOU!!!😂

    • @cris-RN
      @cris-RN Рік тому +4

      @@born-in-Atlanta ....🤣🤣🤣

    • @born-in-Atlanta
      @born-in-Atlanta Рік тому

      @@cris-RN work and lovin’ accelerated my degenerative disc - Retired with disability…back fusion…spinal cord stimulator…she doesn’t have to deal with my desires anymore😂
      We were GREAT while it lasted!

    • @LucLightWolf121
      @LucLightWolf121 7 місяців тому +1

      I bet you do!😂

  • @MoStBlEsSeD
    @MoStBlEsSeD Рік тому +129

    Congrats on the 10 yrs brotha.. dog was definitely laughing😂😂

  • @peacefulpear8
    @peacefulpear8 Рік тому +21

    I gave some advice to a male friend of mine after he got married. I am going to share that with yall.
    A woman wants to feel her husband is supporting her in her own duties. If you (the man) started cleaning for her in her daily duties. Vaccuming, mopping, dishes etc. Help making the bed is a huge one.
    I can't explain it but it works like aphrodesiac on us women. Help cooking can also have a similar affect but mainly its the cleaning. My friend after trying this randomly with his wife called me and said he couldn't believe the difference this made in their relationship especially in that area.
    Don't do these things with expectancy. Your wife will be first shocked, may even test you to see if this is a new leaf you have turned over or if your just faking it for something you want. Have some sincerity in the helping her that you want to support her in the upkeep of the home you both share.

    • @Gintoki_Madao
      @Gintoki_Madao Рік тому +2

      This isn't legit advise
      It's either she wants to or she doesn't. Stress or no stress, if a woman wants to, she will

    • @forensicgirl
      @forensicgirl Рік тому +2

      ​​@@Gintoki_Madao Being responsible for most or all of the housework can be stressful. Stress can reduce interest in sex

    • @crashnbl1
      @crashnbl1 Рік тому +1

      But she gets mad if I try to relieve her stress and get it somewhere else

    • @mfcobb1
      @mfcobb1 Рік тому +1

      This is not true. It is a setup.

    • @Cent51
      @Cent51 Рік тому +2

      Stay in your lane chicky poo, this is some BS advise..
      After 16 years of me being 50/50 partner with cleaning, cooking, washing and providing money, even though she was working herself, I had to ask, make a date and time and then I would still get turned down. Those draw strings on the pajams pants is a strong force field of nope rope..

  • @davechristensen8299
    @davechristensen8299 Рік тому +3

    "I am a Caucasian male!" You say the things we all think but we hesitate to say! You are priceless! We love it! Keep it up!

  • @CptNemo3911
    @CptNemo3911 Рік тому +67

    When I saw this video pop up I knew to go to the other room away from my wife. I would not want to give her anymore excuses than the one she already has. Luv ya Ginger Billy.

  • @slowednation999
    @slowednation999 Рік тому +65

    "Her exact words were, 'It's SUNDAY.'" got me 🤣

    • @Swagberryy
      @Swagberryy Рік тому +5

      And dont forget Monday and Tuesday 🤣

  • @krystalphillips5614
    @krystalphillips5614 Рік тому +43

    My husband knows I have an open door policy, but that’s not to say that he hasn’t done the dishes for me as a kind of sexual insurance.
    Also, I’ve done the “If you do this for me I’ll give you this..”
    we called it Barter Town, like from MadMax Thunderdome, and the rules were the same “Bust the deal, face the wheel” which basically meant dealers choice.
    If anything the roles are reversed, I could list 15 reasons why he won’t put out. Usually it the “I’m tired” bullshit

    • @heather__kay
      @heather__kay Рік тому +4

      I wish my husband was tired. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Somebodysnoone553
    @Somebodysnoone553 Рік тому +9

    Bowing down to your beautiful wife! Thank you for the ideas! 🤣🤣🤣 love your content soo much Ginger Billy! Sending so much love to you and your beautiful and very tolerant Mrs.!❤

  • @centraltexashomestead-mike4956

    So glad we found this channel. We have a channel about gardening and cooking (retired chef). This is the best, Thanks Ginger Billy!

  • @Shah-of-the-Shinebox
    @Shah-of-the-Shinebox Рік тому +72

    Protect this man at costs

    • @LaMadameDemoiselleDeMendoza
      @LaMadameDemoiselleDeMendoza Рік тому +1

      🗣️📢 I said that too!! I said that too!! 🗣️📢
      (When I first started watchin' him. 😁)

  • @Trainwreck_Art
    @Trainwreck_Art Рік тому +270

    Honestly, the dog thing cracked me up, bc we legit have to lock the dog out of the room. The staring is creepy enough, but my husband won't get nekkid around the dog because of the time he tried to shower with him thinking it'd be easier to bathe the dog that way. Let's just say he screamed like a 6 year old girl and hasn't gotten over the trauma of the dog trying to help him wash his bits.
    As for the gyno appointment thing...that's valid, actually. You don't even want to know what all is involved, but they take scrapings and samples, and I've been told not to do anything for 3 days before an exam because they need the samples to be JUST you, if you get my drift.
    Also, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT try to get your freak on for a day or two AFTER a gyno appointment. It's a part of life we have to deal with, but some parts of those exams HURT, and I don't think I've ever had one that I didn't ache for a day or two afterward.

    • @seanworkman431
      @seanworkman431 Рік тому +28

      My dog used to dry hump the bed while my girlfriend laughed and I was the one getting all shy about it

    • @stephanielu7694
      @stephanielu7694 Рік тому +44

      My husband accompanied me to one of my gyno appointments and he was literally traumatized by it! He didn't want sex or to do anything with me down there for a week! 😂 He couldn't believe me that I was "fine down there" after having all that happen to me

    • @Trainwreck_Art
      @Trainwreck_Art Рік тому +21

      @Public Square What an odd thing to say. Why on earth would I NOT be going to an actual doctor?

    • @stephanielu7694
      @stephanielu7694 Рік тому +33

      @publicsquare7982 a gynecologist IS an actual Doctor. That's like saying a cardiologist isn't a real doctor. They're doctors that are specialized in a certain field

    • @c.i.m.1600
      @c.i.m.1600 Рік тому +6

      Howdy,
      I hope he didn't drop the soap?

  • @timw.8135
    @timw.8135 Рік тому +46

    Ginger Billy as the voice of authority. When he talks, y’all listen.

  • @Terri_MacKay
    @Terri_MacKay 4 місяці тому +1

    One calorie!! I'm in tears!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @carolilseanne2175
    @carolilseanne2175 Рік тому +3

    🤣🤣🤣 love the story of the dog, they do just STARE sometimes. Made me laugh out loud ❤

    • @panicmosem5969
      @panicmosem5969 10 місяців тому

      This is the TRUTH! It IS weird to look over and your dogs sitting there with its tongue hanging out and panting!!! 😂

  • @axuriffgaming
    @axuriffgaming Рік тому +25

    "..might as well call me a house hooker.." Ain't that the truth! 😂😂

  • @mtb_prodigy4856
    @mtb_prodigy4856 Рік тому +85

    I actually said truck gang at school today and the dudes went wild and we started talking about ginger billy
    This double made my day

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 Рік тому +2

      FCK ya!!! Truck Gang. Fcking Ford Ranger😎🤘🇺🇸

  • @Static_MK3Focus
    @Static_MK3Focus Рік тому +24

    if we don't see another video from Billy, we all know why. Salute soldier.

  • @petercarmeci8317
    @petercarmeci8317 Рік тому +13

    😂🤣😂🤣🤣 I’ve heard them all after 18 years of marriage. I got to turn the tables the other night, though. After 4 days of getting denied, she came into the room and said, “Let’s have fun…” I told her “Where were you ten minutes ago? I just had sex with myself.. Twice..” man was she a little angry.

    • @krumby
      @krumby Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣

  • @jacobbaranowski
    @jacobbaranowski 20 днів тому

    "...cuz it's Sunday, cuz it't Munday, cuz it's Tusday...why? Do you know? I don't" 😂😂😂

  • @bigjohn962
    @bigjohn962 Рік тому +27

    Just be glad she did not use the one my wife dropped on me out of the blue one week after we last made love. Her excuse was within one week she did not love me anymore. Six months later we were separated and six months after that we were divorced. Relationships between a man and a woman are so weird.

    • @diamonje
      @diamonje Рік тому +8

      Pro tip. Chances are that in a longer a relationship when one party breaks up with the other they didn't just up and fall out of love that day. They'll take their time to make up their mind and by the time they do leave they've already moved on and are ready to start dating again. Hence why you'll see people complaining that their ex already has a new partner a month later.
      You'd assume that sex would stop happening after the first realization but it's possible they can choose to keep participating so you don't have suspicions until they are ready to leave. (If they do leave...ouuu spooky.)
      But, I agree, relationships are weird and complicated.

  • @KasselsSourSkittlesss
    @KasselsSourSkittlesss Рік тому +44

    This Is Amazing, Ginger Billy Never Disappoints

  • @rjabja
    @rjabja 4 місяці тому

    After all those excuses and not one of them was having a headache! She is creative for sure. 😂🤣

  • @butwhytho4858
    @butwhytho4858 Рік тому +5

    Sending this one straight to my husband… reason #1 here… paper thing single wide and I’m tryin to keep my kids out of therapy for the rest of their lives 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Thrillkisser
    @Thrillkisser Рік тому +30

    You NEVER fail to make me laugh. 😂😂😂 I've nothing but love and respect for you! ✌️🖤

  • @gunnercarroll1590
    @gunnercarroll1590 Рік тому +13

    Always has the most straight forward title

  • @jeremyrendell4333
    @jeremyrendell4333 Рік тому +24

    Genealogy appointment…. Should of asked her if she also had a dentist appointment to turn the table.

  • @ravennuckols8107
    @ravennuckols8107 Рік тому +9

    We need your wife to give us marriage tips on YOUR issues 😆 🤣

  • @aryabolton2949
    @aryabolton2949 Рік тому +3

    I can't!!!! 🤣 I nearly woke my dang husband out of a sound sleep, because I was church laughing! ( trying hard not to laugh, thus actually laughing louder, and harder, the more I tried not to laugh 😆)

  • @pattygreen1938
    @pattygreen1938 Рік тому +8

    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 that is hilarious Ginger Billy. Keep being you 🇨🇦🙋‍♀️❤❤

  • @evy2837
    @evy2837 Рік тому +6

    Damn it Billy you missed a huuuuuge one. "Because I think I'm getting my period "🤣🤣🤣

    • @Wendy-sj6di
      @Wendy-sj6di Рік тому

      What about "I have a headache"😆

  • @samanthajones1044
    @samanthajones1044 Рік тому +1

    😂 the shopping excuse 🤣 too funny

  • @pinkhare4344
    @pinkhare4344 Рік тому +5

    I’ve about heard everyone of those in my lifetime 😆🤣😂 thanks for the great laugh! I needed it big time!

  • @Janeintheok
    @Janeintheok Рік тому +7

    The dog's looking at us...😏😂

  • @john6059
    @john6059 Рік тому +20

    I had to listen to this with the volume down so my wife didn’t hear any other excuses she could use.

  • @johnpalermo4466
    @johnpalermo4466 Рік тому +4

    I'm pretty sure it's safe to say GB's wife ain't refusing that handsome southern cuss. 😆

  • @thuhuong8838
    @thuhuong8838 Рік тому +2

    This is progressively more wholesome the more you watch

  • @shawnjames3157
    @shawnjames3157 Рік тому +6

    I tried so hard not to laugh……. But when he said the dog was laughing I couldn’t hold it in……. He got me 😂😂😂

  • @mikefoehr235
    @mikefoehr235 Рік тому +39

    How do you stop a woman from making love? Marry her.

  • @kenuber4766
    @kenuber4766 Рік тому +10

    Sometimes, i'd just rather play 5 on 1 instead of asking for favors!! Lol

    • @JW-fq1pp
      @JW-fq1pp Рік тому +3

      Got a date with Rosie?

    • @seregill13
      @seregill13 Рік тому +4

      My first time hearing "5 on 1" I love it

    • @kramnull8962
      @kramnull8962 Рік тому +1

      @@seregill13 Sounds like a fight to the end.

    • @kenuber4766
      @kenuber4766 Рік тому +2

      @@kramnull8962 HaHaHaHa

  • @tarajoyce3598
    @tarajoyce3598 Рік тому +2

    How kind of her to spare your feelings. No one wants to hear that after years of hoping the sex would improve she'd just rather not bother anymore.

  • @aprilgeneric8027
    @aprilgeneric8027 Рік тому +2

    4:45 that's actually a complement, you get her so worked up and wild, she done plumb gets wore out and turnt into a rag doll

  • @jeremywilson3734
    @jeremywilson3734 Рік тому +24

    You are going to sleep alone for a loooong time after this episode !

  • @jshelton100
    @jshelton100 Рік тому +30

    If you want to spice up your marriage, then learn to dance like Channing Tatum in “Magic Mike”. 😂

    • @irishpatti3152
      @irishpatti3152 Рік тому +1

      Or the hockey player in "13 Going on 30" a strip tease to "IceIceBaby"

    • @shawnee.
      @shawnee. Рік тому +1

      Oh my gosh, no.... men trying to be sexy is just... no🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ thats a woman's place. men's place is to be charming, reassuring, romantic, considerate

    • @daphnelattimer9952
      @daphnelattimer9952 Рік тому

      No, just dance like Ginger Billy when he washes his truck. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mattbrown4895
    @mattbrown4895 Рік тому +5

    Happy Anniversary you Magnificent Bastard!

  • @chief65tosspowertrap43
    @chief65tosspowertrap43 Рік тому +1

    God bless you Ginger billy. Respect because I know you spent some time probably to this day on the couch

  • @allisonfarrell1802
    @allisonfarrell1802 Рік тому +1

    I absolutely love your channel. Makes me laugh my butt off. Thank you 😅

  • @mikenewman7829
    @mikenewman7829 Рік тому +6

    On the next episode of ginger billy... We go to the ER to get my wife's foot removed from my rear end. After she sees this 🤣🤣

  • @evergreenthuja5275
    @evergreenthuja5275 Рік тому +4

    0:47 🤣🤣DOOD ! ! ! The Gynecologist Don't Look DOWN THERE 👇🏼👀 . The Gynecologist Looks UP IN THERE ☝🏼👀( What On Earth Have You Been Doing To Her ? ) 🤣🤣

  • @johnnyshell2839
    @johnnyshell2839 Рік тому +11

    Oh hell yeah. She must be my wife's sister. LMAO

  • @maxwellmwanza5529
    @maxwellmwanza5529 Рік тому

    The caucasian male damage joke was really funny 😂

  • @traveler320ak7
    @traveler320ak7 Рік тому +2

    Many of those excuses may not be the real reason. We have trouble telling our man the real reason. Here are a couple of reasons we women don’t want to make Love with our man. 1.We aren’t getting satisfied during the Love making session. It’s amazing how many men have no clue what to do, if they do know they refuse to take the time to make it good for us. If it’s all about you getting yours and she is left hanging then she won’t want to do it. 2. Most of us women don’t get horney as quickly as men do…it’s not fun to Make Love if we aren’t wanting it. Maybe leave her alone for a few days between so she can spool up again. 3. If she is busy wait until she isn’t busy, especially if she has small children. 4. If you are just dating and not married and she is paying for the lions share of expenses or dinners out etc..she won’t be ready as often because she is resentful and being resentful is not good for making her want to sleep with her man. It’s good for a man to pay a little more than a women so she feels like you value her. 5. For GODs sake help her around the house…there is nothing sexier than a man that helps a women catch up on the days chores so there is time for a little alone time with a man that knows how to please her.

  • @vikingwarriorlofotr2988
    @vikingwarriorlofotr2988 Рік тому +4

    Ginger Billy: "hello America"
    Me watching this video in Norway: "aight, I'm gonna head out"

  • @Todd-cf8nl
    @Todd-cf8nl Рік тому +24

    Glad to see you ain’t gotten so famous and soft that you’ve lost your calluses from not working! Love ya Billy!

  • @joekekoa9851
    @joekekoa9851 Рік тому +5

    I’m laughing not just because it’s funny but so relatable!

  • @NativeNiches
    @NativeNiches 6 місяців тому

    “You realise we’re only going to burn one calorie?” 😂😂😂😂

  • @catswildlife4969
    @catswildlife4969 Рік тому

    When I heard the first one, I had to get my husband to listen to it. OMG too funny! You crack me up!

  • @ilovemeatpies5517
    @ilovemeatpies5517 Рік тому +6

    It's the other way around in my marriage. I wish my man would initiate 🤣

  • @kwm6336
    @kwm6336 Рік тому +6

    Hey Ginger Billy! You forgot to mention the old traditional excuse… “I have a headache honey”😅😅😅

  • @MarySchipke
    @MarySchipke Рік тому +7

    He is a prime reason why I never got married. I would die laughing..

    • @IRLSuperb
      @IRLSuperb Рік тому +7

      If you’re new to this video and this guys channel, you should know that this is all an act. He doesn’t speak this way and this is just for fun. he does this every video but this is not how to use personally. Maybe you need to scrap that as one of the reasons why you didn’t get married and pick a real one.

    • @jaggirl
      @jaggirl Рік тому

      Assuming you married a funny guy..

  • @joannelafleur1570
    @joannelafleur1570 Рік тому

    Lol you forget we get headaches 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hotrod2804
    @hotrod2804 Рік тому +1

    You always have old lady Thumb, and her four daughters.😂🤣😂🤣

  • @kaycrary1898
    @kaycrary1898 Рік тому +7

    You're right, all those excuses don't make a bit of sense. Next time all she has to say is I'm not in the mood. Thanks for the laughs, and yes I've used 1 or 2 of those excuses. After 35 years, I'm not in the mood is my fall back and is usually true. Lol

  • @justinlibby-perry1601
    @justinlibby-perry1601 Рік тому +7

    "It's Sunday!" That one got me good. I've gotten that one before and we don't even go to Church on Sunday... 😂

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 Рік тому +1

      Its rest day. The Monday and Tuesday is out of line though👿

    • @justinlibby-perry1601
      @justinlibby-perry1601 Рік тому +1

      @@kj7792 Agreed! Those are work days... Put in the work!

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 Рік тому

      @@justinlibby-perry1601 100%😂🤘

  • @shayna4444
    @shayna4444 Рік тому +4

    This sounds like a poem that's going to be timeless now ✨

  • @wanderingseth
    @wanderingseth 6 місяців тому +1

    God I love this guy. Best sense of humour ever ❤

  • @Lyraa357
    @Lyraa357 Рік тому +1

    I laughed until I teared up. Hilarious!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @smujer1
    @smujer1 Рік тому +8

    I have never used one of those excuses in my life!!😂😂😂

    • @jaggirl
      @jaggirl Рік тому

      Don't keep yours a secret. Lol
      "I suppose you never say no? 🤭

  • @allyw1364
    @allyw1364 Рік тому +6

    Sometimes we are just too exhausted dont take it personally 😂

  • @rustickguy8594
    @rustickguy8594 Рік тому +11

    Welcome to married life sport.