Patrice O'Neal - Dating Is Like A Down Payment

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  • @happychamp6147
    @happychamp6147 4 місяці тому +223

    Patrice carried this show

    • @Mic-ji4op
      @Mic-ji4op 4 місяці тому +23

      One of a very short list of men i wish i could have hung out with before they died. He should be celebrated shared as much as Kobe, no shade to Kobe because he exemplifies the result of hard work, but this brother saves lives, saves men's lives if you really listen to him.

    • @allsmilesguy
      @allsmilesguy 4 місяці тому +1

      Louis CK too

    • @julianyo7072
      @julianyo7072 4 місяці тому +8

      Well, Anthony did, and then Norton with him. And Patrice was a HUGHE addition, like installing a third engine.

    • @chalkandcheese1868
      @chalkandcheese1868 10 днів тому

      ​@@Mic-ji4opyou people are embarrassing

  • @MisterCrockett
    @MisterCrockett 4 місяці тому +204

    As much as people bad talk Opie we should thank him because it was Opie along with Jim Norton who pulled the strings to make sure Patrice was on air with them and for “The Black Phillip Show”.

    • @o0oStillWeRiseo0o
      @o0oStillWeRiseo0o 4 місяці тому +20

      Absolutely well said! The Universe made sure to give us all this Patrice we didn't know how much time with him we had left

    • @kaliduncanel3356
      @kaliduncanel3356 4 місяці тому +21

      The fact of the matter is you need an Opie to facilitate everything in between madness. None of these guys around him can run the show because it's a squares job but, Opie fought and gave a platform for all these guys often risking his job. Also let's face it no is exactly crazy about Jim or Ant these days either.

    • @chineduogboh4594
      @chineduogboh4594 4 місяці тому +11

      @@kaliduncanel3356100 percent. If not for Opie they’d never take any calls they’ll just keep going on and on

    • @LSJR35
      @LSJR35 2 місяці тому +1

      @@kaliduncanel3356if u believe that ur an absolute dummy. Jimmy had his own show, Anthony has had many shows and they used to have shows without Opie. All of them are better without Opie he literally brought nothing to the table.

    • @Redhotshawntexas
      @Redhotshawntexas 2 місяці тому +1

      @@LSJR35and I’m sure they’re all incredibly successful and doing well

  • @404bronz
    @404bronz 2 місяці тому +15

    I absolutely love the fact that regardless of whether he had the foresight or not, there's probably 1000 hours of Patrice material online. He'll live on for quite awhile. There will come a time where his voice will be mainstream posthumously. Like a goddamn philosopher that one.

    • @Far7rom
      @Far7rom 6 днів тому

      Thats what he was.. a funny philsopher.

  • @mikevicchiarelli2369
    @mikevicchiarelli2369 2 місяці тому +21

    Picture of Patrice and some 12 year old from the crowd who found him later. Adorable.

    • @wishesgranite936
      @wishesgranite936 2 місяці тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @youssefrochdi1994
      @youssefrochdi1994 Місяць тому +1

      That pasty dude with Patricr seems like a guy from Boston who likes football and will probably start a podcast where he will spend 30 minutes ranting about football.

  • @lamario
    @lamario 4 місяці тому +45

    He nailed it. If we both understand what it is- that it's transactional but we will both get what we want, it allows us to get on with it and just enjoy our time. If American women did what they do, but didn't treat men like crap in the process, we would just give them everything.

    • @Mic-ji4op
      @Mic-ji4op 4 місяці тому

      @@lamario went to best buy the other day, nobody came to help me and I already knew exactly what i needed would've been an easy sale. Went to the cashier, this little Latin American cashier who you could tell by her politeness and innocent smile wasn't going to know about the computer part i was talking about. She used the sku from the website (on my phone, i looked it up myself) and within two minutes she had walked to where they keep them and returned with it. I only had to help her out with the size of the box because she was looking at huge boxes that weren't anywhere close. We had a friendly conversation about how she wasn't born here ( in America) i told her I knew it because she was a hard worker, multi tasking helping me while another customer was waiting for the manager, fast found something she knew nothing about( this was confirmed when she looked at the item my phone) and attractive. If she was an attractive American female she would've been conceited rude and lazy

    • @ArcaneEiro
      @ArcaneEiro 3 місяці тому +4

      The reason is they keep changing up what they want, what they need and when they need it. They always trying to pull a fast one.

  • @MrJoebn3
    @MrJoebn3 4 місяці тому +50

    Telling truth..lived in Brazil for 10 years...good living

    • @ArcaneEiro
      @ArcaneEiro 3 місяці тому +1

      Tips?

    • @MrJoebn3
      @MrJoebn3 3 місяці тому +8

      Learn some Portuguese...you will be a hero..and trust your gut.

    • @TheNTMG
      @TheNTMG 3 місяці тому +2

      Whyd u leave

    • @RambofromWarzone
      @RambofromWarzone 2 місяці тому

      How was the bussy?

    • @MrJoebn3
      @MrJoebn3 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@RambofromWarzonereal nice

  • @gunkanjima3408
    @gunkanjima3408 3 місяці тому +9

    Patrice is an absolute national treasure.

  • @leslysincere3374
    @leslysincere3374 3 місяці тому +25

    Patrice was a pioneer Passport Bro

  • @jonnynlmb
    @jonnynlmb 3 місяці тому +15

    Rip to the realest

  • @RaulPelcastreRealEstate
    @RaulPelcastreRealEstate 4 місяці тому +127

    Damm, Bill Burr had hair...!!!
    🤣🤣

    • @Fr4nkBl4ck
      @Fr4nkBl4ck 4 місяці тому +12

      AND-was-funny......unlike-now-for-so-many-years

    • @ag2407
      @ag2407 4 місяці тому

      @@Fr4nkBl4ck That’s what marriage will do to you. He even said it himself and became victim of his own joke lol. The irony

    • @johnwayne-3701
      @johnwayne-3701 4 місяці тому

      @@Fr4nkBl4cklol stfu

    • @bruhdon4748
      @bruhdon4748 4 місяці тому +3

      @@Fr4nkBl4ckyeah he just seems jaded and miserable all the time lol

    • @Fr4nkBl4ck
      @Fr4nkBl4ck 4 місяці тому

      @@bruhdon4748 nah.....he-just-stopped-pretending.....this-is-the-real-burr....and-Patrice-Oneal-wouldve-slapped-the-shit-out-of-him-verbally-if-he-was-still-here....and-his-nappy-headed-wife

  • @bobbymarm9978
    @bobbymarm9978 3 місяці тому +9

    I miss Patrice so much 🙏 rip brother

  • @Chiefton
    @Chiefton 11 годин тому

    We need more videos Patrice....

  • @mrbigd659
    @mrbigd659 3 місяці тому +4

    i just recently listened to this episode on spotify 😂😂 man i wish patrice was still here

  • @kennyjokes
    @kennyjokes 4 місяці тому +28

    20:27 Patrice invented bing bong

  • @asorsh3
    @asorsh3 3 місяці тому +6

    That Pic 😢 😭 ❤️

  • @zeeski7454
    @zeeski7454 4 місяці тому +32

    You always pay to play, you go to professional to cut to the chase.

    • @Steven-iy8nn
      @Steven-iy8nn 3 місяці тому +9

      Funny thing is every day some dude is paying for everything with a woman and not getting sex, fu. That

  • @jacqaviousclines3225
    @jacqaviousclines3225 2 місяці тому

    Straight facts man. Bruh was so real! Everybody need to hear ts fr!

  • @dablo420
    @dablo420 3 місяці тому +1

    Thank you for having this page

  • @marcellocapone4925
    @marcellocapone4925 4 місяці тому +4

    Great and rare Patrice bit.

  • @mercuriusmc213
    @mercuriusmc213 4 місяці тому +5

    Miss patrice he was the man 😢 best comedian about

  • @o0oStillWeRiseo0o
    @o0oStillWeRiseo0o 4 місяці тому +15

    Been looking for this lost it somehow along the way

  • @t.jp.s2091
    @t.jp.s2091 4 місяці тому +4

    Imagine a podcast with o'neal, norton and cumia. It would've been the pinnacle of comedy for me. Kudos to the boys for rolling with opies lame sense of humour, jumping over his bombs and keeping the momentum

    • @LiClan
      @LiClan 3 місяці тому

      But sometimes the worm will turn

    • @SandPounder
      @SandPounder 9 годин тому

      Throw in Lazlow and Big Wayne into the mix and that would be my comedy dream team

  • @Eray-fy5bz
    @Eray-fy5bz 4 місяці тому +95

    Is Patrice holding a chicken wing 🍗

    • @deizal1234
      @deizal1234 4 місяці тому +7

      That's amazing

    • @TheBrandonHazel
      @TheBrandonHazel 4 місяці тому +8

      I zoomed in and yes it is a chicken wing ♥️ god i miss patrice

    • @PoyTroy
      @PoyTroy 4 місяці тому +1

      Looks photoshopped, but yes 😂

    • @bullschitt3666
      @bullschitt3666 4 місяці тому +5

      He died doing what he loved

    • @kappa_oasis
      @kappa_oasis 4 місяці тому +2

      It looks like a half eaten snickers candy bar.. or a burnt chicken nugget..

  • @Rapbando
    @Rapbando 4 місяці тому +16

    Given that all wemen look for providers he's not so wrong after all

  • @00danielcontreras
    @00danielcontreras 4 місяці тому +3

    an honest exchange

  • @MylesKillis
    @MylesKillis 3 місяці тому

    9:55 I had to stop eating cause 😂😂

  • @ReaperRells
    @ReaperRells 4 місяці тому +19

    Opie didn’t want to admit that he was paying for his wife hand in marriage and reveal even more ehow unlikable he is

    • @LiClan
      @LiClan 3 місяці тому

      Opstar is a chad and can get better women than most

  • @JoshuaKimbrough
    @JoshuaKimbrough 4 місяці тому +6

    Look at Young Bill

  • @kieraneric2549
    @kieraneric2549 4 місяці тому +7

    “Act right”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JuanCastillo-nx3oi
    @JuanCastillo-nx3oi 2 місяці тому +2

    Bill looking like a groupie 😂. Love Patrice o Neal and bill burr

  • @jackrixon4059
    @jackrixon4059 3 місяці тому +9

    12:25 opie getting in his feelings for no discernible reason.

  • @sanbornb
    @sanbornb 4 місяці тому +22

    The Original BillBurr Group

  • @RawwRex
    @RawwRex 4 місяці тому +188

    Opie was so bad

  • @o0oStillWeRiseo0o
    @o0oStillWeRiseo0o 4 місяці тому +6

    🙏🏾

  • @miamitten1123
    @miamitten1123 3 місяці тому +2

    8:36 😂

  • @wayofthekodiak3118
    @wayofthekodiak3118 3 місяці тому +5

    They ALL want your money. Whether they're in the strip club or not. It's delusional to think otherwise.

  • @YakuzaRich
    @YakuzaRich 3 місяці тому +1

    Viagra actually lowers your blood pressure. But too low of a blood pressure or a sudden drop in blood pressure is just as bad as high blood pressure and a big spike in your blood pressure.

  • @eldropeful
    @eldropeful 4 місяці тому +13

    He right about viagra, my dad died that way

    • @shihowA
      @shihowA 3 місяці тому +11

      So he died hard like bruce willise?

  • @jessejuarez559
    @jessejuarez559 4 місяці тому +3

    Some woman locked in a trunk 🤣🤣

  • @Polish-SGT
    @Polish-SGT 2 місяці тому

    COME BACK

  • @MrHarriskl18
    @MrHarriskl18 3 місяці тому

    9:53 Whats funny years later the 'pay or not 2 pay war" became a thing this is like a prequel

  • @ForeignFlexTv
    @ForeignFlexTv 4 місяці тому +1

    13:00

  • @ZenMastaSpiritual
    @ZenMastaSpiritual 2 місяці тому

    16:58 like batman

  • @Marcus92new
    @Marcus92new 2 місяці тому

    13:45

  • @jonsutton7218
    @jonsutton7218 3 місяці тому

    Opie is so funny

  • @xgianxcarlox
    @xgianxcarlox 6 днів тому

    i bet patrice would say he was reaching for that piece of food and not actually hugging bill in this photo haha

  • @tjgulley
    @tjgulley 4 місяці тому +7

    Does Patrice have a chicken wing in his right hand behind Burr’s shoulder?

    • @jmend_1
      @jmend_1 3 місяці тому +3

      That’s the most gangsta shit I’ve seen

  • @haraldisdead
    @haraldisdead 3 місяці тому +18

    400 lb man doesn't take viagara cuz he's health conscious.

    • @tumalditamadresita
      @tumalditamadresita Місяць тому

      Yoooooooooo i Never thought of it that way lol

    • @trawsoza2926
      @trawsoza2926 Місяць тому

      Yes because being 400lbs and taking that is a much bigger risk than a skinny person

    • @tumalditamadresita
      @tumalditamadresita Місяць тому

      @trawsoza2926 you kinda missed the point , brother
      A health conscious person isn't 400 pounds

    • @trawsoza2926
      @trawsoza2926 Місяць тому

      @@tumalditamadresita I think you missed the point I made.

    • @tumalditamadresita
      @tumalditamadresita Місяць тому +1

      @trawsoza2926 ditto

  • @susanwarner4886
    @susanwarner4886 3 місяці тому

    12:19

  • @508ctk
    @508ctk 3 місяці тому

    💎

  • @alexxannomaly8735
    @alexxannomaly8735 3 місяці тому

    😙😙😙😙😙😙

  • @edutukao
    @edutukao 3 місяці тому

    As a Brazilian, I always wanted to know why they chose Brazil to come to, it seems so random to me. There are so many other options.
    And another thing I'm curious about is where they stayed in Brazil.

    • @Lex_Lugar
      @Lex_Lugar 3 місяці тому

      Patrice is black. Brazil is the country most similar to the USA with black and white and asian women. Brazil has many prostitutes of all types. This most likely happened in Rio De Janeiro.

    • @EFV2000
      @EFV2000 3 місяці тому +2

      He said because of the quality of women. Best hair, skin tone, body shape eye color etc.. And he's right.

    • @johnlewis3280
      @johnlewis3280 3 місяці тому

      It's not that many other 3rd countries with beautiful women

    • @edutukao
      @edutukao 3 місяці тому +1

      I'm not saying that Brazil doesn't have beautiful women, believe me, I know it does, I live in Brazil. I just think it's a bit random that they come here.
      And honestly, every country has beautiful women, it's just a matter of going to the right places.

    • @edutukao
      @edutukao 3 місяці тому

      And another thing I find funny is that they think the prostitutes here treat you like a king. I've been to several brothels and I think they are the coldest bitches I've ever seen. Seriously, if they had picked up a woman in a bar or club, then they would see real Brazilian women and how fun and affectionate they are. But it makes me think about how cold and boring American women must be.

  • @maiqtheliar4347
    @maiqtheliar4347 4 місяці тому

    yo what's that song at the end

  • @msg3415
    @msg3415 4 місяці тому +1

    8:33 xD

    • @jeffblakeart5530
      @jeffblakeart5530 4 місяці тому

      Lmfao. So funny how Norton doesn’t even need to finish a sentence to make Patrice lose his shit

  • @EazyBizzle
    @EazyBizzle Місяць тому

    This was the show that made you realize how Uninteresting and lame Opie was back then. Patrice was very respectful to him tho so props. He never bit the hand that fed em. 😮

  • @chichigotdayayo555
    @chichigotdayayo555 3 місяці тому

    22:03😂😂😂
    Patrice" how old are you? Phfffff in your somethings..."
    Opie: yea
    Long Live Mr P

  • @jeffrodriguez7361
    @jeffrodriguez7361 3 місяці тому +3

    As a dual citizen i can tell you right now if you arent a passport bro you are missing out

  • @russell-gt1dy
    @russell-gt1dy 3 місяці тому

    Is Patrice reaching around Bill for a cookie in this thumbnail

  • @zzzBigWax8
    @zzzBigWax8 15 днів тому

    Patrice is holding chocolate

  • @sanbornb
    @sanbornb 4 місяці тому +25

    Opie at his absolute worst....

  • @JWStreeter
    @JWStreeter 19 днів тому

    You can tell Opie is a complete simp

  • @COOKNSOLES
    @COOKNSOLES 3 місяці тому +2

    Dude who was pump fakin was bad w it! we all pay for it….no woman just likes you for you 😂

    • @shihowA
      @shihowA 3 місяці тому

      Iv had women take me out on dates and pay for everything.
      Iv had women buy me clothes and shoes. Iv had whomen threatening to kell themselves because i wanted to break up with them.
      Girls are made for men. If they don't like you, You have to grow and figure out why.