Catching Predators on Discord

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  • Опубліковано 3 січ 2020
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    Catching Predators on Discord : I was a bit uneasy with what I saw when making this video, hopefully this does it's part in stopping these people.
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  • @lavendeary
    @lavendeary 4 роки тому +11611

    I only subscribed for Tyrone to be happy. YOU BE HAPY TYRONE

    • @QubitHQ
      @QubitHQ  4 роки тому +1127

      Tyrone is forever grateful for dis :'(

    • @ivyg1515
      @ivyg1515 4 роки тому +272

      Let's start a hashtag.
      #LetTyronebehappy

    • @q_w0ckk
      @q_w0ckk 4 роки тому +30

      @@QubitHQ no

    • @nowthisisepic1942
      @nowthisisepic1942 4 роки тому +49

      421 likes you were the chosen one...

    • @gmacatherine998
      @gmacatherine998 4 роки тому +53

      #ForTyrone

  • @emanuelashosha
    @emanuelashosha 4 роки тому +3309

    bro that guy that said "nah three years is too much big oof" actually made me so happy lmao

    • @thefamilymealgaming
      @thefamilymealgaming 3 роки тому +288

      i know 3 years isnt a big deal after a certain age but i was so happy he used it as an excuse and said nope

    • @fallenangelanimations3300
      @fallenangelanimations3300 3 роки тому +110

      Yeah we Stan banana man

    • @frog_soup9943
      @frog_soup9943 3 роки тому +76

      that guy is so great even if its only a three year difference

    • @suella7505
      @suella7505 3 роки тому +16

      I actually smiled while eating now 😂
      Bless that guy 😁

    • @pandorafalemias9819
      @pandorafalemias9819 2 роки тому +14

      it’s not even that much 💀
      yall just dramatic

  • @pvnkx
    @pvnkx 4 роки тому +1935

    Ashley: How old are you?
    The Joker: *Yes*

    • @tsumugishiroganesubs6762
      @tsumugishiroganesubs6762 4 роки тому +24

      I fell for the read more

    • @Cc-ji5qg
      @Cc-ji5qg 4 роки тому +8

      Bun bun Subliminals lmao same 😂

    • @nilsber.
      @nilsber. 3 роки тому +7

      what "read more" ??????

    • @Toxic_Death
      @Toxic_Death 3 роки тому +2

      Yup

    • @hostofsoulslol
      @hostofsoulslol 3 роки тому +6

      Honestly for a minute I thought the joker dude was gonna be cool. And then he said that

  • @h4m899
    @h4m899 3 роки тому +1386

    Banana man: Arent you too young?
    Me: "give this man a girlfriend"

    • @suella7505
      @suella7505 3 роки тому +98

      😂 I wanna be friends with him, honestly

    • @jupitersm00n
      @jupitersm00n 2 роки тому +18

      @@suella7505 same

    • @bu11seyeboy28
      @bu11seyeboy28 Рік тому

      @𝔥𝔞𝔦𝔩 𝔰𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔫 ☠︎︎ 😨

    • @Gluckgluck9000
      @Gluckgluck9000 Рік тому +1

      He's one of my homies, coolest guy ever

  • @CHlODOS
    @CHlODOS 3 роки тому +394

    Ashley: im 15 is three years too much
    Banana man: big oof, yes
    *celebratory wiggles*

  • @cyanide_3409
    @cyanide_3409 4 роки тому +3857

    Respect to the guy that backed out when he saw the "Ashley" was a minor

    • @tiffxiez
      @tiffxiez 3 роки тому +393

      minecraft people are wise and smart, learn from them

    • @eenyweeny57
      @eenyweeny57 3 роки тому +64

      @@tiffxiez I used to play minecraft when I was a kid

    • @vuhzz
      @vuhzz 3 роки тому +93

      @@eenyweeny57 If you don't play now, you aren't wise and smart 😬
      "I don't make the rules"

    • @eenyweeny57
      @eenyweeny57 3 роки тому +15

      @@vuhzz I don't have anything to play it on

    • @vuhzz
      @vuhzz 3 роки тому +9

      @@eenyweeny57 then how did u used to play it?

  • @theplatinumfilibuster1784
    @theplatinumfilibuster1784 4 роки тому +3535

    "Girl": I'm 16/15
    Most boys there: *try to seduce
    Zei: *So you have chosen death.*

    • @lord_khufu
      @lord_khufu 4 роки тому +47

      The Platinum Filibuster i’d leave cause she’s older than me 😂😂

    • @yesno5095
      @yesno5095 4 роки тому +121

      Max: I used your diamonds to make a hoe

    • @stacysmom9177
      @stacysmom9177 4 роки тому +9

      this made me spit out my toast smoothie

    • @LessBien18
      @LessBien18 4 роки тому +4

      999th like, XD

    • @-rainycloud-5939
      @-rainycloud-5939 4 роки тому +5

      @@yesno5095 Im still dieing from laugher:D

  • @stxrrymidnight
    @stxrrymidnight 3 роки тому +790

    Respect to the Minecraft dude that backed away when he realized that Ashley was a minor!!

    • @milkyuuuu
      @milkyuuuu 2 роки тому +59

      it's sad this is something to respect people for when it should be common sense and the norm. (not angry at you btw! just a sad observation)

    • @katkay9923
      @katkay9923 2 роки тому

      @@milkyuuuu true true. Tbh he took all our diamonds to make a hoe so he can’t be THAT respectable lol

    • @sakakiswife
      @sakakiswife Рік тому +1

      @@milkyuuuu agreed

  • @M7lied
    @M7lied 3 роки тому +684

    ashley : “says anything”
    banana dude : “lol” “.-.”

  • @peterpevensie790
    @peterpevensie790 4 роки тому +2254

    Ashley: Are you 18+?
    The Joker: Well, yes, but actually no.

  • @FAMBEEZO
    @FAMBEEZO 4 роки тому +2300

    guy: ur young, why you on 18+?
    girl: :[ ur old
    guy: it is 18+
    LMAO GUY HAS A POINT THO

    • @dosedfrost23
      @dosedfrost23 4 роки тому +10

      Simp

    • @OdinnShuttleworth
      @OdinnShuttleworth 4 роки тому +8

      Jose Penca dang he must be a gay simp

    • @nicc6264
      @nicc6264 4 роки тому +147

      Dosed Frost thats not what a simp is dumbass

    • @shadowsenpai35
      @shadowsenpai35 4 роки тому +80

      almostdappersloth that literally makes no sense. XD little kids throwing around random words

    • @dosedfrost23
      @dosedfrost23 4 роки тому +2

      @@nicc6264 Say that again

  • @_iko_v77
    @_iko_v77 3 роки тому +274

    That Zei went from the polite tea to boiling water really fast.

  • @miku_is_my_waifu9871
    @miku_is_my_waifu9871 3 роки тому +160

    That Joker was literally having a meltdown and was like, I'm 18 but I'm not

  • @francescapilay945
    @francescapilay945 4 роки тому +4031

    GIVE THIS BANANA MINECRAFT 18 YEAR OLD BOI A DAMN OSCAR AWARD
    HE GOT COMEDY GOLD

  • @myra8912
    @myra8912 4 роки тому +1668

    The joker guy was having an age crisis 💀

  • @lvndrly
    @lvndrly 3 роки тому +342

    zei gives off manipulation vibes, trying to act like he's a friend and trying to bend a minor into telling him about things she obviously doesn't want to. He's most likely manipulated other people as well before.

    • @pawio
      @pawio 2 роки тому +13

      Yes which is so disturbing to think about.

    • @Knightlychan
      @Knightlychan Рік тому +1

      he's not 31 tho, the way he talks and how his profile is, he's probably a minor too, like 12 - 14 yo

  • @lulub517
    @lulub517 3 роки тому +504

    The Zei guy acting like some god damn detective is really grinding my gears. “STOP DODGING THE QUESTION, TELL ME EVERYTHING” like he’s entitled to have that kind of information? Get outta here mate!

  • @---di7zu
    @---di7zu 4 роки тому +2926

    Ashley: I'm 16
    Also Ashley: I'm 15
    *She's evolving, just backwards.*
    Edit: okay after a whole month I got over 1k likes, thank you
    Edit 2: tbh I never knew it was a pewds meme, it just popped into my head

    • @splashor6361
      @splashor6361 4 роки тому +36

      You mean devolving? xD

    • @---di7zu
      @---di7zu 4 роки тому +36

      @@splashor6361 putting in the word devolving wouldn't be funny

    • @Antorion
      @Antorion 4 роки тому +37

      @@splashor6361 it's a joke. PewDiePie joke.

    • @redby1134
      @redby1134 4 роки тому +1

      Literally

    • @HelloKitty-wm7gr
      @HelloKitty-wm7gr 4 роки тому +8

      I know it's a joke but just in case anyone is genuinely confused, he probably did that bc of Romeo and Juliet laws or something.

  • @hanaeve__
    @hanaeve__ 3 роки тому +2163

    Girl: How old are you?
    Joker: *The limit does not exist.*

    • @mayam3072
      @mayam3072 3 роки тому +20

      One of my favorite comments; thanks

    • @suella7505
      @suella7505 3 роки тому +5

      Okay this got me 😂

    • @rambo5524
      @rambo5524 2 роки тому +1

      I think he had like 12 years

    • @fw.somehuman6204
      @fw.somehuman6204 2 роки тому

      18 nah 18+ nah 16 nah 18 yes but just don't want to seem weird

    • @KanariRingo
      @KanariRingo 2 роки тому +4

      I feel like he was a kid

  • @cj_cassette_tape_8893
    @cj_cassette_tape_8893 3 роки тому +78

    basically what the Zei dude was trying to say was "TELL ME EVERYTHING DONT HIDE THINGS FROM ME EVEN THOUGH IM 31, YOU'RE 16 AND WE JUST MET A FEW MINUTES AGO"

  • @natashawigley5552
    @natashawigley5552 3 роки тому +81

    Zei: Tell me your entire past, chatroom girl.
    Also Zei: I'M NOT FUCKING RUSHING ANYTHING.

    • @ss-on3ll
      @ss-on3ll 3 роки тому +6

      he’s so scary wth

  • @todayismyday2857
    @todayismyday2857 4 роки тому +2077

    joker be like “i’m age fluid 😍😍”

  • @zacheryallphinn
    @zacheryallphinn 4 роки тому +5210

    FINALLY SOMEONE WHOS NOT A PEDO shout-out to banana man

  • @federal.threat
    @federal.threat 3 роки тому +86

    zei was manipulative af, someone put this guy in his place for gods sake

  • @nex9930
    @nex9930 3 роки тому +98

    the minecraft dude regenerated my trust in humanity

  • @Unlimited_Vis
    @Unlimited_Vis 4 роки тому +713

    I love that Minecraft guy
    "Yikes! 15 is way too young"
    Wait. When did I get over 500 likes?

  • @strelitzia6319
    @strelitzia6319 4 роки тому +677

    “I’m still older than 18.......”
    “But I’m younger than 18”

  • @geeraldo
    @geeraldo 3 роки тому +116

    May we all take a moment to see how legendary the minecraft guy was

    • @suella7505
      @suella7505 3 роки тому +7

      Minecraft people are great 😂👌🏻

    • @suella7505
      @suella7505 3 роки тому +4

      Minecraft people are great 😂👌🏻

  • @cuniu4787
    @cuniu4787 3 роки тому +143

    Banana man passed the vibe check 😌💅

  • @nowthisisepic1942
    @nowthisisepic1942 4 роки тому +6247

    Wait, The Joker is a pedophile no way bro, I don’t believe this bro!

  • @nicolaberry9550
    @nicolaberry9550 3 роки тому +849

    Achievement: *Max earned “Decent Human Being” trophy* 🏆

  • @oneandonlycad
    @oneandonlycad 3 роки тому +114

    Zei's like an online version of a controlling father figure.

  • @monarch8115
    @monarch8115 3 роки тому +61

    The Joker guy almost made me lose some of my brain cells.

  • @theplatinumfilibuster1784
    @theplatinumfilibuster1784 4 роки тому +776

    Discord pedophiles: *exist
    FBI open up meme: *It's show time*

    • @willo4719
      @willo4719 4 роки тому +7

      Yes indeed

    • @zen_in8
      @zen_in8 4 роки тому +9

      Ladies and gentlemen, We got him

    • @helpmedevil666
      @helpmedevil666 3 роки тому

      @beanie fire productions *we know it*

  • @uranus1191
    @uranus1191 4 роки тому +1331

    The joker person sounded like a whole 13 year old

    • @primelegend3337
      @primelegend3337 4 роки тому +30

      I was thinking the same shit

    • @obnoxiouslisper1548
      @obnoxiouslisper1548 4 роки тому +86

      I am 13 years old and its easy for me to identify people of my age, hes 13 lol

    • @mistadude
      @mistadude 4 роки тому +6

      @@obnoxiouslisper1548 same

    • @mistadude
      @mistadude 4 роки тому +6

      @@obnoxiouslisper1548 wait why are you watching this

    • @obnoxiouslisper1548
      @obnoxiouslisper1548 4 роки тому +15

      @@mistadude idk, procrastinaring my pygame development?

  • @kaocrimsonstar585
    @kaocrimsonstar585 3 роки тому +59

    POV: one of the ‘predators’ he caught ended up being a minor pretending too

    • @dysphoria_1.040
      @dysphoria_1.040 3 роки тому +24

      I want him to get on a Discord call and it's some 14 year old who is like "You really shouldn't chat people up who are over 18 until you are, you're lucky I'm not a real pedo" and he's just like "Damn"

    • @INNEX_EXINN_hehe
      @INNEX_EXINN_hehe 2 роки тому +3

      Lol.
      I had that idea 😂😂😂😂

  • @flower2215
    @flower2215 2 роки тому +30

    ashley: how old are you?
    the joker: *Y E S N T*

  • @Ayymin123
    @Ayymin123 4 роки тому +1846

    2:55 We love people like Max.

  • @GM_Wannabe
    @GM_Wannabe 4 роки тому +524

    joker: what if i wasnt 18
    ashley: how old are you literally
    joker: *windows shutting down sound*

  • @LYFT-SAE
    @LYFT-SAE 3 роки тому +47

    I'm happy someone said oof when he found out she was 15
    He is a legend

  • @DatBoiMikey
    @DatBoiMikey 3 роки тому +33

    2:50 : my faith in humanity restored for .001 seconds

  • @giorgiiremashvili7725
    @giorgiiremashvili7725 4 роки тому +353

    Ashley: are you 18?
    Joker: well yes, but actually no

  • @wolfy7686
    @wolfy7686 4 роки тому +5143

    That 18 year old guy is a keeper 🤤🤤🤤
    Not the joker guy, the one with the diamond sword

    • @dishalayek8727
      @dishalayek8727 4 роки тому +141

      Tbh I don't like but like the joker guy.

    • @cheeseeater9340
      @cheeseeater9340 4 роки тому +37

      Lol fr

    • @CANINETHEROPY
      @CANINETHEROPY 4 роки тому +97

      You're super fuckin' right :,>

    • @Awzuki
      @Awzuki 4 роки тому +251

      He's a true alpha male

    • @sage-yj4ko
      @sage-yj4ko 4 роки тому +218

      He better share his diamonds i keep falling in lava

  • @nose3693
    @nose3693 3 роки тому +27

    *”Why do you think they call me the joker? .. no one calls me that but idc”*

  • @Geek_War
    @Geek_War 3 роки тому +64

    Can we talk about the fact that he talked to the joker at 4 AM??

    • @sanic8822
      @sanic8822 2 роки тому +1

      Guess you could say it (WENT SEXUAL)

  • @sourcherrys
    @sourcherrys 4 роки тому +748

    That Zei guy made me feel anxious and very agonized with everything he said...

    • @brub6916
      @brub6916 4 роки тому +83

      Olivia hes so toxic

    • @elvalight2135
      @elvalight2135 4 роки тому +76

      ikr he's like "T E L L M E E V E R Y T H I N G"

    • @falyn5858
      @falyn5858 4 роки тому +92

      He honestly strikes me as the abuser in abusive relationships

    • @rxsOwO
      @rxsOwO 4 роки тому +9

      Yo same

    • @anadonner4685
      @anadonner4685 4 роки тому +31

      he was trying to be a dom... but the problem is most people saw/ read 50shades and think they know how bdsm works... its sooo sad

  • @damneddandelion7631
    @damneddandelion7631 4 роки тому +814

    The joker over here like
    *im everything but nothing*

  • @user-hk7mq1tl6d
    @user-hk7mq1tl6d 3 роки тому +78

    Zoe doesn’t know something called “privacy”
    Edit: Zei should’ve been reported for forcing him to tell him like seriously it sounds like slavery.

  • @krishika5026
    @krishika5026 3 роки тому +17

    no one:
    ashley: "lAdY oF tHe ShIrE"

  • @fish9490
    @fish9490 4 роки тому +452

    The Joker was a bit of confused , but he got the spirit

    • @miketyson1539
      @miketyson1539 4 роки тому +6

      LOOOOL

    • @chuuvely5962
      @chuuvely5962 4 роки тому +8

      He a clown

    • @dany4645
      @dany4645 4 роки тому

      Crackhead Stanner lol hi Army

    • @kaikouchickamatsu
      @kaikouchickamatsu 4 роки тому +1

      I didn't understand a damn thing he said. Was just like wtfhas?DA>SF?!

    • @mads6048
      @mads6048 4 роки тому

      Dany Thirstae ayyyy army!

  • @nataliae.1833
    @nataliae.1833 4 роки тому +815

    i remember being like 11 and telling everyone i was 16-18 😂 the joker dude was probably a kid tbh

    • @alaynabaker9872
      @alaynabaker9872 4 роки тому +17

      omg me tooo

    • @sunhopii8534
      @sunhopii8534 4 роки тому +86

      Alayna Baker I use to be on Omegle talking to people as a 19 year old at the age of 10. I didn’t catfish anyone nor did I say any kinky shit, I just played truth or dare with them and have them reveal weird secrets. Gosh that sounded less weird in my head

    • @dinoz9317
      @dinoz9317 3 роки тому +2

      Sameee

    • @Atomicwaffle50
      @Atomicwaffle50 3 роки тому +3

      Wut? Who does that and why? 💀

    • @nataliae.1833
      @nataliae.1833 3 роки тому +24

      Spencer Starks because I was ashamed of being young idek😂

  • @DomyBabes0
    @DomyBabes0 3 роки тому +25

    the zei guy was funny asf he kept getting so annoyed LMAO

  • @sono_oliver_.
    @sono_oliver_. 2 роки тому +3

    2:52 i like how this guy undertood she have 15, and didn't try more, he just undertood and leave her alone, i respect that

  • @definecodm-yt8519
    @definecodm-yt8519 4 роки тому +729

    The Joker is like 9 years old, he says Lol almost every sentence, and of course he is 9 he speaks like an elementary school student.

    • @swaggster_9000
      @swaggster_9000 4 роки тому +13

      Oh Yeah Yeah but its 2020 Yeah but a 9 year old doesn't know what an erection is

    • @jakobthe
      @jakobthe 4 роки тому +36

      A Fellow 19 Year Old maybe he does. Kids are exposed to a lot more nowadays (not in a boomer way)

    • @TruthAndIdeals
      @TruthAndIdeals 4 роки тому +4

      Oh Yeah Yeah but its 2020 Yeah but well what if english isnt their first language

    • @lahna5095
      @lahna5095 4 роки тому +11

      Im 13 and i know too much horrible shit for example 3 men 1 hammer

    • @viktoriafonn6493
      @viktoriafonn6493 4 роки тому +2

      Oh Yeah Yeah but its 2020 Yeah ye and like what 18 year old is complaining about a math problem to a stranger on discord haha😂

  • @Lana-lz9ti
    @Lana-lz9ti 4 роки тому +1398

    Lol
    Every Pedo: Hey *says lots of dirty stuff
    That one clean guy: Hey Three years is too much
    Me: *Starts dancing and partying

    • @sapphire6145
      @sapphire6145 4 роки тому +9

      sameee

    • @kimmyorsumm8912
      @kimmyorsumm8912 3 роки тому +39

      he made us proud

    • @januaryravelo4342
      @januaryravelo4342 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/LDU_Txk06tM/v-deo.html

    • @kat_152
      @kat_152 3 роки тому +13

      I dont think he was excpecting that one good desion to make so many people proud.

    • @zxmb137
      @zxmb137 3 роки тому +1

      ye s

  • @rl6321
    @rl6321 3 роки тому +12

    6:30 oh my god, the Lady of the Shire stuff is killing me! On a serious note, I'm glad you've exposed some of these creepy predators, though. The last guy beginning from 12:00 in particular was very manipulative and experienced with grooming. Respect to the Minecraft banana guy, though, for backing down when Ashley's age was revealed.

  • @lowercase3635
    @lowercase3635 2 роки тому +6

    “Not sure if I want to share yet. I just met you.”
    This guy: “u LiKe AnAL?”

  • @jazz_yt2840
    @jazz_yt2840 4 роки тому +973

    the joker is definitely not 18 or 16, he’s like what...13...12-

  • @nylah.1990
    @nylah.1990 4 роки тому +2458

    you a little bit too good at roleplayng as "lady of the shire"😂is there sumn u wanna tell us?

    • @QubitHQ
      @QubitHQ  4 роки тому +373

      One day... the Lady of the Shire will return!

    • @nylah.1990
      @nylah.1990 4 роки тому +66

      @@QubitHQ oh no🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @whoaanna
      @whoaanna 4 роки тому +17

      @@QubitHQ :eyes:

    • @dawge5999
      @dawge5999 4 роки тому +13

      Paps' Lemons sir’nt this isn’t discord

    • @whoaanna
      @whoaanna 4 роки тому +4

      @@dawge5999 ;-;

  • @moonkandiie2273
    @moonkandiie2273 3 роки тому +6

    8:43
    _EASY TO BE WITH_ just means "easy to manipulate"
    YIKESSSSSSS

  • @nuggets1787
    @nuggets1787 2 роки тому +8

    "Why do you think they call me the joker........ No one calls me that but idc"
    I-

  • @mikuchuuu
    @mikuchuuu 4 роки тому +873

    The joker wanted to leave but she didn’t let him lol

    • @mikuchuuu
      @mikuchuuu 4 роки тому +13

      amelia hahah got’em

    • @creepscreak4361
      @creepscreak4361 4 роки тому +13

      Your name dead ass got me

    • @katccioaly63
      @katccioaly63 4 роки тому +12

      i had to look twice seeing what was in ur name 😭✌🏼

    • @ghostitious
      @ghostitious 4 роки тому +16

      **45 years ago**

    • @mikuchuuu
      @mikuchuuu 4 роки тому +3

      everyone dammit 😔

  • @SkateCatPlayz
    @SkateCatPlayz 4 роки тому +2542

    That zei guy is so ???? u dont just say "i HatE iT whEn pPL kEeP seCretS frOm mE" like okay??? u just met?

    • @QubitHQ
      @QubitHQ  4 роки тому +189

      Exactly, he's very ????, and even though he didn't outright say as much things like some of the others did that would be damning, how sneaky and manipulative he was while also pushing in that direction with Ashley made me possibly worry about him the most.

    • @sinfullyciel
      @sinfullyciel 4 роки тому +40

      j I fucking found the zei guy, tempted to send him this video 🤢

    • @sinfullyciel
      @sinfullyciel 4 роки тому +49

      j I found him in a server and I was like “wait I recognize him” cause I’d just watched this video today. Holy fuck.

    • @childofgod759
      @childofgod759 4 роки тому +38

      @@sinfullyciel lmao send it to him

    • @rawrgoto3126
      @rawrgoto3126 4 роки тому +3

      Ikr U^U

  • @mica4421
    @mica4421 3 роки тому +10

    The joker dude’s b-day was definetly on february 29th

  • @silvertower7477
    @silvertower7477 3 роки тому +24

    max a real one no cap! minecraft to slide in the dm's like a pro. then said no to a minor. he should be the supreme ruler of the world

  • @Ballbuster1000
    @Ballbuster1000 4 роки тому +666

    "Is 3 years a lot?"
    "Yes."
    *Pedo meter: Aight imma head out.*

    • @stardust3834
      @stardust3834 4 роки тому +1

      Lucas Chan do you know what a pedo actually means

    • @wistymations
      @wistymations 4 роки тому +49

      @@stardust3834
      It's a joke about how it's the opposite of pedo because they said that yes indeed 3 years is a lot to them and they didnt want a relationship.

    • @Femboy_Jophiel
      @Femboy_Jophiel 4 роки тому +6

      Star Dust bro are you dumb

    • @Gtafan-hg1ef
      @Gtafan-hg1ef 4 роки тому +12

      3 years isn't a lot imo -_-

    • @dachi-mari1457
      @dachi-mari1457 4 роки тому +5

      Gtafan2005 my parents are lowkey 4 years apart lmao but it’s kinda different nowadays

  • @laureleiwolf
    @laureleiwolf 4 роки тому +258

    The joker: “ I’m 18” “ *I’m older than 18* ” *”I’m 16”*

  • @Iceberglettucewater
    @Iceberglettucewater 3 роки тому +14

    2:56 YESS LETS GOOO

  • @doodii383
    @doodii383 3 роки тому +10

    That Zei dude was getting on my nerves from his behavior like, Jesus Christ!

  • @demoriginal
    @demoriginal 4 роки тому +226

    The Joker was probably a little kid tbh

    • @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292
      @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 4 роки тому +13

      *some guy in the backround* I BET 20 BUCKS THAT HE IS 11

    • @thatonekid8164
      @thatonekid8164 4 роки тому

      @@quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 HEY I SAW YOU BEFORE

    • @aika1313
      @aika1313 3 роки тому

      I bet all of my money! *slides 5 bucks*

    • @thatonekid8164
      @thatonekid8164 3 роки тому +1

      @@aika1313 well I bet all my money!!! Slides 3 cheerios

    • @gonejustgone
      @gonejustgone 3 роки тому +1

      I bet all my money he's 18+ *slides uno reverse cards and a bag of small flying lawnmowers*

  • @moth7278
    @moth7278 4 роки тому +388

    That Zei dude made me feel so uncomfortable and I wasnt even the one talking to him. He seemed like he would abuse his partner and shit. Really messed up

  • @saturn___
    @saturn___ 3 роки тому +4

    i’m so happy some people actually said “too young i’m out”

  • @yulch4e
    @yulch4e 3 роки тому +4

    "That is...deserving of a ✨report✨"
    My new catchphrase

  • @mlgreviver5007
    @mlgreviver5007 4 роки тому +427

    The joker guy said "lol" 11 times.
    The conversation between the dude and the joker guy was about 182 seconds long.
    3:10 - 6:12. 6.12 - 3.10 = 3.02
    1 minute = 60 seconds. Do the math, thats 182 seconds.
    182/11 is 16.5
    Which means on average, the joker guy said "lol" every 16.5 seconds.
    Damn.

  • @explojinn
    @explojinn 3 роки тому +5

    Zei is literally a control freak 💀

  • @shylar763
    @shylar763 3 роки тому +10

    It shocks me how many of these guys don't care how the girl is under 18

  • @luvesther
    @luvesther 4 роки тому +525

    I have a feeling Zei was from the UK because he was saying “bloody”, and mainly British people say that.

    • @fr9261
      @fr9261 3 роки тому +53

      I immediately thought of Ron Weasley saying “bloody hell”

    • @agness1390
      @agness1390 3 роки тому +7

      @@nat-eb1pl I think nobody asked

    • @jeanmichellelaurent
      @jeanmichellelaurent 3 роки тому +37

      He could be Irish, Canadian, Australian, New Zealander, Indian, South African or someone learning English

    • @ronikurki8991
      @ronikurki8991 3 роки тому +3

      I’m offended but dying-

    • @agness1390
      @agness1390 3 роки тому

      @@nat-eb1pl It took you that long to respond

  • @stevecool21iscool55
    @stevecool21iscool55 4 роки тому +152

    The Zei guy is so manipulative wow

  • @fathmawatimusa3043
    @fathmawatimusa3043 3 роки тому +6

    Wait someone was actually not a p*do ? Let's go!!!

  • @Haastuur
    @Haastuur 3 роки тому +1

    Joker’s ability is confusion. THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!

  • @Seramoonn
    @Seramoonn 4 роки тому +299

    zei is unbelievably manipulative like calm down you dont even know herrr

    • @AsrielofRose
      @AsrielofRose 4 роки тому +8

      Yoo I want to slap that Zei guy xD

    • @splashor6361
      @splashor6361 4 роки тому +2

      The girl literally brought up that she did shit with a classmate..

    • @ss-on3ll
      @ss-on3ll 3 роки тому

      @@splashor6361 doesn’t give him any right to act like an asshole

    • @notcannon2.224
      @notcannon2.224 2 роки тому

      Don't*

  • @EvilFlurffyKitten2256
    @EvilFlurffyKitten2256 4 роки тому +493

    Zei was so toxic, jesus christ. Yelling at a child to tell details about their life.

    • @Super-ln3kz
      @Super-ln3kz 4 роки тому +38

      Evil Kitten yeah at first I thought he was trying to help “her” but that changed quickly lmao

    • @EvilFlurffyKitten2256
      @EvilFlurffyKitten2256 4 роки тому +3

      @@Super-ln3kz that's usually how it is.

    • @SWEATY-Braaapper666
      @SWEATY-Braaapper666 4 роки тому +19

      Fucking dude is weird..he's trying so hard to get a 16 year old to tell him about a sex experience it makes me sick watching it...he's 31

    • @Emiricey
      @Emiricey 4 роки тому +4

      He prolly beat women😂😂😂

    • @lafemmeenmarron830
      @lafemmeenmarron830 4 роки тому +13

      He’s acting like he’s so mature and crap. He basically called her stupid and tried to force her to say stuff. No wonder he’s single at such an old age. He makes me want to punch him in the face.

  • @III_SNIPE_III
    @III_SNIPE_III 2 роки тому +1

    The last one disturbed me, and also made me angry. Glad you are catching them all.

  • @Lnb_Elemental
    @Lnb_Elemental 2 роки тому +2

    “What age are you?”
    Joker: “yes.”

  • @chewbaccamcclain7662
    @chewbaccamcclain7662 4 роки тому +504

    The last one pissed me off so much.

    • @QubitHQ
      @QubitHQ  4 роки тому +90

      Same dude, he was the most manipulative out of all of them

    • @chewbaccamcclain7662
      @chewbaccamcclain7662 4 роки тому +27

      @@QubitHQ exactly! The thing that also annoyed me was he is so damn stupid and thinks SO highly of himself.

    • @chewbaccamcclain7662
      @chewbaccamcclain7662 4 роки тому +4

      @@QubitHQ exactly! The thing that also annoyed me was he is so damn stupid and thinks SO highly of himself.

    • @ViperCrazed
      @ViperCrazed 4 роки тому +9

      @@chewbaccamcclain7662 there's a word for that. It's called condensending.... Lol

    • @chewbaccamcclain7662
      @chewbaccamcclain7662 4 роки тому +2

      @@ViperCrazed Lol thanks😂😂😂

  • @pp-qn3bt
    @pp-qn3bt 4 роки тому +197

    The Joker be like,
    “Lol my dog died .-. lol .-. 😂🤣😂”

    • @diobrando7774
      @diobrando7774 4 роки тому +13

      "I'm 18, wait 16. Lol ._. Maybe i'm 11 lol 🤣🤣🤣 or maybe 18 ._. Haha ._."

    • @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292
      @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 4 роки тому +2

      @@diobrando7774 or maybe im 86 :/ 😎😎🙂 or maybe im 40 or maybe 20 or 15 or 70 or 1790 or 573819 or 1 ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻😁😁😁😀😔😎😎😎🙂🤣🤣😂😂😃😅🤔 i might be 25 or 12 i might be 14 or 17 😋🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤔🤨😶🤗😀😀😁😁😀😁😀😁😁😁😀😉😁🤑🙃🙃😕😏😣🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😋😊😉😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @tomnovy3476
      @tomnovy3476 4 роки тому +1

      lol my mom got divorced lol

    • @tomnovy3476
      @tomnovy3476 4 роки тому

      this is a joke k

    • @XxKLOWNYBEASTxX
      @XxKLOWNYBEASTxX 3 роки тому

      LOL = LOTS OF LOVE

  • @linuxameteur
    @linuxameteur 2 роки тому +3

    My guy Max here deserves an extra 64 years added to his life

  • @hirokaitabasi5008
    @hirokaitabasi5008 3 роки тому +3

    When the bot says “Yeah”

  • @kraken5798
    @kraken5798 4 роки тому +608

    The joker is totally like 13 I can just tell by the way he speaks 😂

    • @theshiningblood6136
      @theshiningblood6136 4 роки тому +13

      AHAH SAME

    • @danika2082
      @danika2082 4 роки тому +2

      No he has to be in middle school, 5th or 6th grade.

    • @awashrelic
      @awashrelic 4 роки тому +5

      Danika Maki middle school is 11-14

    • @hyeiny
      @hyeiny 4 роки тому +6

      im 13 and i am dissapointed

    • @linustechtips4833
      @linustechtips4833 4 роки тому

      MassiveMeatMani 5th 6th & 7th is middle school for me

  • @neil4542
    @neil4542 4 роки тому +404

    Shoutouts to max for being an absolute chad

  • @bubbletea8562
    @bubbletea8562 3 роки тому

    bruhhhh Qubit almost got caught! lol btw love your vids! they make me laugh all the time when im down XD

  • @chinchin1617
    @chinchin1617 3 роки тому +3

    The banana man roast legit got me Soo hard that I died

  • @noobhorse3135
    @noobhorse3135 4 роки тому +169

    "The Joker" was probably 12, and was pretending he was older lmao

  • @danika691
    @danika691 4 роки тому +373

    Why does it seem like "The Joker" is a kid???

    • @gosuckyourmomstits1661
      @gosuckyourmomstits1661 4 роки тому +24

      Because he is

    • @neverforgetme0209
      @neverforgetme0209 4 роки тому +34

      He's probably is, he's doing h.w and puts lol in every sentence, so uh...

    • @Lu-og4hj
      @Lu-og4hj 4 роки тому +11

      as an European-
      We actually talk like this in english

    • @-mark-9765
      @-mark-9765 4 роки тому +1

      IF SHE BREATHES

    • @ryuzaki2239
      @ryuzaki2239 4 роки тому

      *no but actually yes*

  • @Chanthierra
    @Chanthierra 3 роки тому +7

    Okay Zei is the strangest person to have a conversation with, he needs to understand a teenage life that- depending how messed up it is-

  • @aaliyahabraham2388
    @aaliyahabraham2388 3 роки тому

    I love that your up up at like 4 30 AM during the joker conversation

  • @rinnegan2003
    @rinnegan2003 4 роки тому +139

    Zei: one thing I don't like is people who keep secrets from me
    Me: so 99.9% of the people on the planet then because everyone has secrets

    • @edpaz9441
      @edpaz9441 4 роки тому +2

      I liked your comment and turned it in 69 likes. Thank me later :)

  • @trnspncy
    @trnspncy 4 роки тому +293

    nobody:
    the joker: i think i just had an *e r e c t i o n*

    • @yasirrasheedbhutto5106
      @yasirrasheedbhutto5106 4 роки тому +2

      Bukushtari mashta

    • @trnspncy
      @trnspncy 4 роки тому

      Yasir rasheed Bhutto what

    • @yasirrasheedbhutto5106
      @yasirrasheedbhutto5106 4 роки тому +5

      @@trnspncy I think this is what kira says when he saw Mona Lisa's hand (yes this is a JoJo reference)

    • @inigo_anton33
      @inigo_anton33 4 роки тому

      @@trnspncy off topic question where did you get your profile picture I need that xD

    • @trnspncy
      @trnspncy 4 роки тому

      Inigo Anton i dont know it was from a meme compilation but just look up angry squidward

  • @smolphroggie5953
    @smolphroggie5953 3 роки тому +3

    Since everyone in the comments is talking about Zei, it's at 8:54 ur welcome

  • @Rosecatcuno
    @Rosecatcuno 3 роки тому

    I love what you do. Thanks for doing this