The Worlds Weirdest Military Ceremony
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
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mad lad tim mcVeigh plz
Steady on, old boy.. Flashey ain't responsible for all 1.3bn of em... although it wasn't for want of trying...ahem..
havent watched the video yet but ive seen a vid of this "act" and i instanly compared it to the silly walks from monty python 🤣 hope you mention this
Not that good...and nah we good
the rangers and the boarder force really dress like chickens and turkeys
That's the cleanest street in all of India.
No joke, try look up india on google street map and pick up random spot, I guarantee that 9/10 if not 10/10 the spot you pick got trash and garbage lying around.
@@meatymeat717my buddies and I take shots every time we see drop into street view in india and see garbage. There has been 2 spots ive found over the thousands of times ive dropped that weren’t littered with trash😂
yes has only been designated shitting street 3 times in the last year
It must've just rained.
Probably because it's at the border
"TRY NOT TO KILL EACH OTHER"
*Difficulty:* India/Pakistan
Out of order:
China/Taiwan
Serbia/Kosova
Russia/Ukraine
Congo/Rwanda
Japan/Koreas
United States/Mexico
China/Japan
Iraq/Iran
South Sudan/Sudan
Palestine/Israel
Moldova/Transnineria
Morocco/Western Sahara
India/China
United Kingdom/France
No Bobs and Vageen were harmed in the making of this film.
I seriously doubt that
No gift cards were redeemed
You good sir, clearly never attended their notorious and legendary 'Bring your own naan' after party then.
@@rdrrr NOOO DO NOT REDEEEEM
@@Powerhaus88 SAAR DO NOT REDEEM
People who speak English as a second third or fourth language trying to curse at each other in English is the funniest thing I have heard so far today
The whole clip of that is soo funny. Both end up apologising and wishing each other a good day.
If I remember correctly english is the "global language" used for diplomacy/international communication.
Here we see it in practical use.
In the interest of fairness, "Phuq you bloody" is literally the upgrade to the standard version.
@@dcorica79 Do not redeem the swearing saar.
I know it smelled crazy there
Why do you think they wear those hats?
500 soldiers 0 toilets
@@jkee9760 In India, the world is your toilet.
Lmao, and another nod to racist Indian Twitter. 😜
HOW DAER U....
And to think WW3 could start with an accidental head kick.
The refs coming by checking cleats and kits reminding the lads of the rules of play like its a sunday league being the only thing keeping us from armageddon is a fun thought.
I love that this suddenly became an episode of Mystery Scottish Theatre 3000.
"This is such high caste behaviour."
"Absolute brahminpilled."
Double-headed cow pilled
Mystery Scottish Theater 3000!
I'm trying to be quiet at the moment and this comment does NOT make it easy! I both hate and love you at the same time! XD
Lmfao. Excellent reference. 🤣
"Pakistani super soldier, Sar" sent my sides straight to Saturn.
I did not know that I needed a Mystery Dankula Theatre 3000, but now I do.
Indian here. This thing is such a meme here that its made its way into being parodied in advertisements
hello saar
@Lloyd411 saar please gib me your card details saar
@@Lloyd411 What about his comment prompted you to leave a spiteful response? Im genuinely curious. Why are whites either self-hating sodomites or hateful to every other living thing, cant you just be normal?
“Indian here” ew 🤢
Just curious why do indians have an obsession with trains 🚂
30k die every year to train accidents
That's more than most of the rest of the world COMBINED
like really what's up with that?
"Muslims and Hindus just don't get along."
Funny how one of those groups doesn't seem to get along with anyone lol.
Yeah, not even amongst themselves 😂
that's not true.
It's almost like a pattern 🤔
Well Muslims are the religion of peace, just ask them.
@@deezelfairy Mhm, true that, as a Pakistani, majority of the Sunnis don't get along with the Shias, or any other sect of Islam, and then, there's the whole caste thing with Hinduism
Ah yes and my favourite rivalry, Scots and other Scots
_You just made an enemy for life!_
@@Rogue-a-Pogue Damn Scots, THEY RUINED SCOTLAND!
Same as it ever was.
Campbell's
Scots will know lol.
those canadians are getting crazier by the day
Divided by culture united by scams.
Biggest scam in history was the British empire.
They sure as hell hate each other in Edmonton Alberta.
i´m soory saar
Same here in Calgary. The Flames rule! Gotta remind both sides to leave their ultra-nationalist ideologies at the border.
Always drop the Salam Malaikum or whatever at the obviously indian cashier. Always.
Yeah, but that’s just Edmonton
They all have to go back
The entire country of India is on the naughty list.
My stupid wife spent more than half of our retirement on ‘the goo-gel’ gift cards to prevent us from being ‘behind the bar’.
I’m going to be delivering gifts until I perish.
DO NOT REDEEEEEM
@@OfficialDeathdog I can't tell you why, but I was exclaiming that exact phrase very loudly at work this morning.. DO NOT REDEEM SIR! BLODY BENCHOD BASTARD!
@OfficialDeathdog WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT?!?!?!
Just wait a moment
Maaaaam!!!!!
This is something out of a Monty Python sketch lol
monty python is real life now. people actually complained that they didn't vote for king charles. 😂 🍻
Ministry Of Silly Walks Saar! Haha
Micheal Palin did visit the Indian side in one of his traveling specials. It's on UA-cam if you wanna see it.
The Silly Party will bring peace and prosperity to the world.
The silly walk showdown 😂😂
Anybody else want to watch the full 45 mins with commentary?
Honestly? Yeah
There are all kinds of videos of this ceremony. For such a rivalry it is good fun.
God no
That handshake is awesome.
I'm pretty sure those guys can only shake hands a few times before being medically retired.
But its a region whose natural state is war. If they want to do a goofy ceremony knead, I'm calling it a win for civilization.
That's where robotic enhancements come into play!
If you look REAL close you can see the guy in the tan uniform crack a smile before he turns away from the camera I'm pretty sure.
Whats terrifying is that both sides have thermonuclear weapons.... and if they ever get in a shooting match, China (West Taiwan) is downwind from the fallout, and might want to shoot back at the two even if not directly targeted. That could get real ugly real quick
World War Saar.
"Dear Pakistan, up yours, Love India"
So they would join the exchange creating even more fallout for themselves? I do love apocalypse fan fiction aligning with my personal politics
more likely in a scenario as unlikely as this china wouldnt fire a shot and let their enemies destroy themselves while swooping in at the last second to help the civillians while furthering their national and economic interests in india and pakistan.
India and Pakistan had a dogfight tournament, and China and India were playing with sticks and stones in high altitude mountains, all a few years ago. Nothing ever happens.
Wait, THEY DO THIS EVERYDAY? 😂
Dedication.
Rich tradition
Its no wonder their countries are a mess when this is how they spend their rescources.
I would feel ripped off by the Buckingham Palace Changing of the Guard after watching this.
Unless you interfered with the King's Guard. Then you'd be knocked out, not ripped off. 😂😂😂 Those Injuns and Stanis wouldn't hurt a fly...
I spit my drink out when dank mentioned the Ginyu Force 😂😂
Proof he's mexican
I wasn't Ready for that
It’s because of how ridiculously flamboyant it looks lmao
Tokusentai! Tokusentai!
this should be happening at all of the borders in the UK between Scotland, England and Wales
What about the Mari Llwyd Christmas Ceremony on the border of England and Wales?
Yer on fire here lad. Was astounded to see you made more than one video on news articles that were less than 48 hours old very recently. Keep it up.
Nothing like dank on a Friday night.
Dank and Florian from Audio Pillz/Bad Gear, with some CinnnamonToastKen is my Friday holy trinity
I misheard that as the Atari-Sega border ceremony.
Imagine the flex if one side finishes with an epic breakdance routine.
Texas and Arkansas should build a franchise of this in Texarkana. fkn monster cars, tailgating beforehand, Red Bull stunts and shit
I like this idea, frankly we should do it for every state border crossing and have each states national guard perform the "ceremony", it would be one hell of a time.
Hell yeah
This is rediculous, but not as ridiculous as fighting a real war.
It is like a soccer match. Good way to scratch the rivalry itch.
@@baswenmakers6846 this involves less stabbings than the average soccer match.
so when can we watch you and your friends talk about this for 45 minutes? 1 minute in and I'm already howling with laughter.
Here so early nobody will know I shit myself a couple minutes ago because a taco had too much spice in it
Lisan al Gaib.
Beuno 🎉
No me gusta cagarme en los pantalones, pero tú haz lo tuyo.
"putting hot sauce on my burrito....too much hot sauce, i gotta go!"
-john witherspoon 🍻
Hello there...
I smell it.
All this could have been prevented if the British had kept Monty Python to themselves.
It also could have been avoided if britain kept India and pakistan to themselves.
Maybe north and South Korea should do this
They sort of do but it's a height buff pose off. And stupidly ginormous flags.
I recall the NK's sawing down the chair legs of the SK's prior to a negotiation, and a one-upmanship over flag sizes
Why do these nations hate one another? They seem so reasonable and clean and comport themselves so well throughout town centres in England.
i thought Americans are the dumbest around. ur are changing my mind.
Their left hand cleanliness is also completely BEYOND REPROACH. 😂😂😂
Hindus hate Muslims. And vice-versa.
imagine the fresh air on the streets designated for absolute cleanliness
@@straight_outta_jail It's a hard challenge but have you done the clean street challenge India? Most streets are clean, but if you find a dirty one, you win! Then you can email the google streetview to India's sanitation department as they take pride in keeping their streets clean.
I love designated clean air streets.
Im a white Brit who lived in Pakistan for 2 years. Ive seen this in person, its absolutely hilarious. Only about 45mins drive from Lahore. That side of Pakistan is very safe..... its the west border with Iran/Afghan that is super dangerous
Pakistan is not safe in any capacity 😂😂😂
@saltykraken9471 Said someone who has never set foot in Pakistan..... travel more, say less
@@tobiasmccallum9697 I was born there but ok 👍🏼
A white brit rofl.
@@ShortArmOfGod Yeah. Anglo Saxon parents, went to Winchester mate. My education cost more than your house and I can trace my lineage back 14 generations, can you? Was your grandfather also knighted? Seriously plebs these days.....
BRICS isn't a rival to NATO, it's a rival to the G7.
BRICS is an economic grouping, not a military one.
Also, they all kinda hate each other.
And it’s a scam because it’s meant to use Chinese currency, which is basically worthless outside of China.
@@KellAndersoni doubt south africa hate anyone only real hate is india and china but other than that everybody seems intrested in this partnership.
Economic and military groups go hand in hand but I digress
@@KellAndersonyeah and Turkey loves Israel lol
The Cooties line made me laugh hard enough to hurt. Thank you
'is that women at the front? disgusting' 😂
Who said the military can't produce Broadway?
End mass immagration!
I lost it when you said "Elons top guys" 😂😂
My gun autism went ballistic when I saw that type 56 ak in the thumbnail. I'm getting one of them next week, and I'm hyped asf.
A fine choice. With the folding spike bayonet, I hope.
@WangMingGe unfortunately I'm on a bit of a budget, I had to settle for the later variant without the spiker and with an underfolder stock. I'm also a citizen of the UK so it unfortunately lacks the capability to fire ;(
@@roombah964 "lacks the capability to fire" ouch, thank the lord i live in the US
@jameskazd9951 Yeah, I'd be absolutely thrilled to have my own rifle or pistol. But alas. :/
Why the hell are you buying a gun that's donst work?
Might as well hang a picture on the wall of it.
Brits really are the worst.
Can islam conquer you faster?
And you admit your on a budget........to buy a gun that doesn't do exactly what it is made to do..........
Do you eat soup with a fork?
😂@@roombah964
"All we did was draw a border, we didn't ask them to start killing each other"
Israel/Palestine has entered the chat.
*Occupied Jerusalem
"Stop that! It's silly."
Oooooo, somebody just got SERVED! 😂
I've wanted to go see this live since I saw it for the first time. I'd love to watch both sides.
My country and Denmark kept claiming an island between nunuvut and greenland and recently decided to split it in half to stop the issue lol. Their "raids" were just changing the flag and leaving local alcohol from each other's country for the people who change it next
I love the "feud" over Hans island.
I am sad that it stopped, is it split between canada and denmark now or is it part of greenland?
Why did they stop? It was just a bit of a light hearted tradition.
Both Canada and Greenland will soon be under the rules of the United states so may as well continue until such time, just fit laughs
Would be hilarious if one side would just stop doing all this bullshit out of nowhere like " wtf are you guys doing? That's so fcking cringe. Just lower the flag man..."
I would lower my side's flag with zero fanfare right in the middle of the other side's ceremony and visibly yawn at them.
I'm not going to lie... that's more impressive than I expected.
I assume you have never seen a special needs parade 😂
I've actually witnessed this event being a serving soldier from Australia
Now whilst it looks outrageous it is quite the spectacle ❤
Good fun for the entire family.
I'd rather have riddiculus stuff like that than actual wars. Some grey cells may die upon witnessing it but that's a small sacrifice.
Pop control
So, is this where Dank kicks off a border war with Sargon?
I right after seeing the episode of Always sunny in Philly “chardee Mcdennis 2 electric boogaloo” they contain a slit second if this ceremony and I saw this video in my recommendation and it was convent
13:07 You would know, Dankula! You also share the same great granddad, you’re practically related lmao
The Ministry of Silly Walks: Life imitates art or art imitates life?
You Got Served: International Edition.
love that you got the dank crew into doing a video commentary. you should do this more often!
Imagine if this was a ceremony at the 38th Parallel between the two Koreas?
They have a funny version of this. The south koreans take care to station the NBA sized soldiers to the DMZ to flex on malnourished north koreans.
It doesn't help that UA-cam absolutely screws you I'm subscribed to you and I have watched about every video you've had in the last 6 months, and I didn't hear about you except from another youtuber. And you are awesome because you say you're mind! Keep up the good work
"Elon's top guys"! 😂😂😂😂
Elon musk needs me to lead the programming revolution?? I’ll do it! I’ll go to bat for you Elon!
Imagine the smell
Another nod to racist Indian Twitter? 😂
It smells like a football stadium. It's clean as well, plus people are actually better mannered.
@@theodopholous6407 A nod to reality
I bet it smells like curry😂.
No
The next “Breakin” series movie!! “Breakin III Big Hat Boogaloo”!😂😂
Rishi Vs Humza be like...
Brown version of Northern Ireland vs The Republic of Ireland
No, we're fine with each other.
And there isn't even a visable border, you only know you've crossed when you see roadsigns in miles instead of kilometers, it cuts through towns, villages, fields, houses and gardens, you could have one side of the road in the UK and the other in Ireland, some people can only get to their house by driving through another country.
Those high kicks were sweet 😂😂❤
I like the ceremony it is something that they have in common. They are basically the same peoples separated by two strange religions, one which won't even harm a cow or kill a rat in a temple and the other ------- well you know about the other.
Yh they lynch people who dare to eat beef
Ah yes cows deserve utmost respect in india but not their women
@@TheYardninja the Brazilian couple who travelled a whole host of countries inc. Afghanistan with no problems, but the wife got gang raped when they reached India.
Remember that time a woman was gored by a cow in india, walked around with her guts hanging of it's head and they left it like that.
All that "holy" crap.
Yes india the "jewel" of the bri,ish crown.
I finally actually know what the hell is going on there, thanks Dank.
Hello, Neil.
Trying here instead.
Hoping Starmer won't find us.
Let me know when you get this 🛀🏻
They keep the tinfoil behind the till in my local shop... Good area.... 😂😂😂😂
The Pindunderjips vs the Piddis. What a clusterfuck.
Who needs a circus when I can watch a flag lower ceremony.
Absolute Mad Lads: OJ Simpson
I expected it involved slapping, but this is a good contender to what I was thinking.
Anybody else get that fleeting feeling that the dank video was over when the YT suggestions popped up on the parade video?
'H1B tier super soldiers' best kek of the day.
They hate each other so much.......they worked together to have matching uniforms and practiced several times these ceremonies
much love Dank and looking forward to the News Years recap of 2025
Dank, you should look up Chilean Military Parades.
It's breath taking, I assure you.
Love your show, everytime i see a new one, that is pretty good!
imagine if the Harlem Globetrotters guarded the boarder
I can see the banter now
“Saar, Europe has taken more of our migrants than yours.”
that looks like they are attempting to make a dance off Stomp the yard style
Ha! I just saw the ceremony for the first time like 4 days ago. Glad you’re covering it
As soon as you mentioned the crowds, I figured this was some sort of money making scheme. Though they might have similar aims of making money though high international tensions, I would much rather have hot dog hawkers and kitschy souvenir salesmen over Raytheon and Lockheed Martin
The English cursing back and forth haha haha 😂
That ad integration was smooth as fuck lad. Love MGS2.
Edit: 2nd chanel needs the full thing, with comentary.
Ah...yazz, the "Silly Dance"! Been a fan of this spectacle for years. 😂😂😂
Ok... is it just me or did Dankula main line Ozempic with a garden hose? Good for you cousin.
This is what they want to show each other to say "I'm better" but it's so uncoordinated and thrown together its hilarious
Dank. Here’s some suggestions for future Mad Lads.
Roy Benavidez: American War Hero and real life Rambo
Sir Douglas Bader: Legless RAF Pilot.
Colin McRae: Scottish Rally Car Driver.
Witold Pilecki: Polish Intelligence Officer who volunteered to be imprisoned and sent to Auschwitz
John Birges: Hungarian-American who built an un-defusable bomb that blew up Harvey’s Casino… (I’m from Central California and he’s definitely a local Mad Lad.)
Leo ‘El Tata’ Sharpe: Oldest Drug Smuggler and inspiration for Clint Eastwood’s movie ‘The Mule’.
George Jung: American Drug Smuggler
Henry Hill: American Mobster and real life Goodfella
Oskar Dirlewanger: SS Officer and Leader of the infamous penal unit known as the Dirlewanger Brigade.
Tsutomu Yamaguchi: man who survived both atomic bombs
Smokey Nagata: Japanese Custom Car Builder who’s high speed test drive got him deported from the UK
Pablo Escobar: No Introduction Needed
Miroslav Filipovic: Croatian Catholic Priest turned War Criminal
Mad Sam DeStefano: Mobster who was too crazy for the mafia.
Arkan: Serbian Warlord and Crime boss
John Brown: Anti-Slavery Abolitionist who practically sparked the American Civil War.
Holy hell, that’s a crazy list there.
Theodore Roosevelt also deserves a madlad video.
You have honestly become my favorite youtuber i absolutely love your videos
Haha...love from India!
Two nuclear powers have daily dance Battles.
These guys are absolutely ridiculous! They're not exactly striking fear into my heart 😂
They should ... because they arent afraid of anything!
@@Muck006except toilets and toilet paper. And bathing. And soap.
you gotta remember.... they have nukes
They also have FABULOUS costume designers, lighting and sound teams and a choreographer to just DIE for.
”Fook you very much " is the most incredible Indian thing ever!
As seen on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
bet this is where Spore got the idea for solving conflicts with dancing
Even high school flag teams don’t have this much pageantry.
🎩
🐍 no step on snek🇺🇸🇭🇰
I can’t!…. Breathe!…. They… the way they reacted!… tithe flags touching!… touching tips!… I can’t breathe!🤣🤣🤣
Sending Germany from greetings.
Please dont send germany over, the last time they did that Rotterdam got bombed
The idea of an international dance battle always fills me with whimsy
Attari-Waggah Border Ceremony; a true commemoration of Pajeet peace
5:54 😂makes me think of the old SNL skit with Sean Connery. “I’ll take a Night in Le Whore for 600, Trebec.”