Lord of the Rings: War of the Rohirrim is an anime spin off from the appendices, that completely ignored the small amount of canon there is. Phillippa Boyens decided a girl boss movie was in order to bring Lord of the Rings into the 21st century morality, and even the critics have rejected it. While it was not surprising that the Lord of the Rings creators would do this to the IP, it was surprising that they would so be open about it. The interviews tend to deny that the changes are not authentic, but the 9 -10 minutes of released footage speak for themselves. The decision to choose a nameless nothing character rather than the incredible Helm Hammerhand as the central character, speaks for itself. And in the current day even people involved with the original movies, lack the capability to recreate them. But what do you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
@@KingoftheOutback It really doesn't strike me as movie-quality animation. I can see this being impressive in a tv series 20 years ago, but I've seen anime series 10 years ago with better quality animation than War of the Rohirrim has. For a movie, this is weirdly under-quality for what studios are currently capable of.
16:10 Mr Disparu, you just explained, the whole Holocaust narration, what happened at Auschwitz. "If we cant do it in real life, we can just LIE!" and destroy one average size, weird looking building and tell, "THAT WAS THE EXECUTION UNIT, THE SHOWER ROOM, OF WHICH WATER PLUMBING, THE NAZIS PUT THE ZYKLON B GAS... (yes, so many problems already) ... to Kill, If the jews take a shower. Yes, the jews were eastern European/Russian inbreeds, who had the WORSE personal hygiene and it might actually be, that the only place, they actually were using that gas, was in the DELOUSING CHAMBERS, in which, they only were able, to fit CLOTHES, to kill the smaller brothers and sisters of jews. But, lets take a look in to this, even a bit closer. 1. The claim was for the SIX MILLION, DEAD NEO JEWISH CORPSES, why the Americans and... British... (Who also started the WW2, *NOT HITLER!)* But Winston "the drunken pig" Churchill, who thought... *"GEE, THOSE NAZIS KILLED JUST SIX MILLION JEWS, WHY DONT WE, THE PROUD BRITISH CHRISTIANS, GANG UP WITH THE AMERICAN CHRISTIAN NATION AND WITH THE CHRISTIANS ALREADY MASS MURDERING, ATHEIST, NEO JEWISH, COMMUNIST, CRIMINAL MAFIA, WHO ALREADY ASSASSINATED THE RUSSIAN ROYALS AND WHO KNOWS, WHAT HORRORS, THEY DID TO PRINCESS ANASTASIA, CAUSE THE COMMIES ARE REALLY UP FOR RAPING AND MURDERING, THE SECOND, SOMEONE DIES NOT SUBMIT UNDER THEIR TYRANNY... So, (Churchill looking at its hoof wrist, like checking the time.) About half of the Russian Christian population, is already robbed and massacred, *SO, HOW ABOUT IT!!! AMERICANS!!! WANT TO GO IN TO EUROPE TOO, WITH THE RUSSIAN NEW COMMIES, WHO WOULD LOVE, TO CONTINUE, TO MASSACRE 54 MILLION MORE PEOPLE, CAUSE THE JEWS ALREADY SWEAR!!! SIX MILLION ARE ALREADY DEAD AT POLAND!!!???"* And naturally, Americans were DYING TO GET IN ALREADY, they never shy away, of any war offered to them... ... minus the one, of which Israelis got caught, of staging, the USS LIBERTY one. MAN, WHOLE FUCKING ISRAELI MILITARY, COULD NOT SINK, ONE INTELLIGENCE BOAT, THAT DID NOT FIGHT BACK!!! Yes, Israelis never won any wars, the opposition, were allowed to fight back or there was actual soldiers, to shoot back at them. Cause Israelis, are more like, "HAVENT WE SUFFERED ENOUGH!!!" (I bet, all the free money and you still are the VICTIMS!!!) 2. What the Americans never stop to do, was think tanking and fact checking, what it would actually even need, the nazis being able to pull off, a MASS MURDER AND CREMATION OPERATION, *OF A SIX MILLION CORPSES, IN THE TWO YEARS, THEY CONTROLLED AUSCHWITZ, POLAND* ( *Yes, not in Germany, in POLAND,* THAT WAS TAKEN OVER, BY THE ATHEIST, NEO JEWISH COMMIE CRIMINALS, WHO ALSO COMMITTED KATYNS FOREST MASSACRE, OF 22 000 POLISH CHRISTIANS, TO TAKE OVER WHOLE POLAND AND THEY DID NOT SHARE AUSCHWITZ, WITH THE GERMANS.) a) First, they would need TIME, A LOT OF IT. Cause in Nuremberg show Trials, the jews did testify, with PRIDE, IN THEIR VOICES, "WE JEWS, ALWAYS STALLED AND EVEN SABOTAGED, IN AUSCHWITZ, *TO SLOW DOWN, THE NAZI PROGRESS!!!"* So, we are on a rough start already, to prove, the holocaust was even possible to do, in theoretical level. b) SECOND, WE WOULD NEED A SHIT TONS OF FUEL, but. We never saw a single mention, request or even hinting at, in ANY OF THE WW2 RECORDS, AUSCHWITZ EVEN NEEDING THE SHIT TONS OF FUEL, FOR A CREMATION OPERATION, OF SIX MILLION CORPSES. I know, If I would stop now, you guys, would jump the gun and SCREAMED, "HA!!! YOU CANT PROVE, THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED, CAUSE YOU DIDNT EVEN MENTION, THE CORPSES AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM!!!" So you c) I know, Zyklon B gas was never used in mass murder, of anyone, or in the room, they swear, the holocaust happened, cause there was never any kind of physical evidence for it, just a bunch of CHRISTIANS MASS MURDERING AND ROBBING EASTERN EUROPEAN, HYSTERICAL, GREEDY CRIMINALS, LIES, THAT IT MUST HAD HAPPENED, CAUSE THEY ARE THE HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS!!! *(WITH ZERO BURN MARKS, TO BE FOUND ANYWHERE ON THEIR VISIBLE, DISGUSTING, LYING SKIN!)* That means, these jews, never even BOTHER TO LOOK UP THE WORD "holocaust," WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN TO A HUMAN BEING, TO THAT DESCRIPTION, TO APPLY!!! That leaves us to D) "HOW LONG, IT TAKES TO CREMATE JUST ONE CORPSE?" *ANSWER: "45 Minutes, no less, no stacking the corpses,* or you waste even more time, cause you only suffocate the oven, make a mess and have to start all over again. And again, and again... Yes, remember the Nuremberg Testimony? So, I guess, they DID STACK THE CORPSES, TO FUCK UP THE WHOLE CREMATION OPERATION!!! But, I know, you are DYING TO KNOW, how much time, it would take, if they really did complete, the cremations of six million, to hide the evidence, of jewish mass murder? *ANSWER: "Over 511 YEARS!!! NOT LESS."* But, this was calculated, in theory: *The Operation started with magical deaths, of neo jews, who just kept on dropping dead, TELEPORTED, RIGHT IN TO THE OVEN, AFTER THE PREVIOUS CORPSE, WAS COMPLETED.* No using the hooked canes, to grab the dead jew, in to wheelbarrow, to transport the corpse, in to crematorium. NO MAINTAINING, THE OVEN. NO CLEANING THE OVEN. NO FIXING THE OVEN. NO TELLING STORIES TO THE OVEN. NO SELFIES WITH THE OVEN. NO HAVING SEX IN THE OVEN. NO NOTHING ELSE, WITH THE OVEN, BUT THE MAGICAL NEVER GOING OUT FIRE BURNING IN THE OVEN, READY FOR THE NEXT TELEPORTED CORPSE. = The time taken, over 511 YEARS. *BUT, IF WE WANT TO CALCULATE EVERYTHING ELSE, IN TO THIS HOLOCAUST MYTH, WE GO OVER 1000 YEARS, before six million cremations are DONE!* e) Remember, that in the HOLOCAUST TOUR, created for ARTISTIC PURPOSE AND NO PEOPLE EVER DIED, IN THE HOLOCAUST TOUR BUILDINGS! THERE ARE THE SIGNS, WITH SIX DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, THAT *"THESE ARE NOT THE ACTUAL GAS CHAMBERS, NO ONE DIED IN THESE ONES, CAUSE THEY ARE "REPLICAS" ... about the real ones, WE SWEAR!"* Cause, the originals, only existed, in the sick minds of CHRISTIANS MASS MURDERING, ATHEIST, NEO JEWISH COMMIE CRIMINALS, *WHO REALLY WANTED TO KEEP EVERYTHING, THEY STOLE, FROM THE CHRISTIANS AND ACTUALLY, WANT TO BE CALLED VICTIMS AFTER, THAN ACTUAL CRIMINAL PARASITES, IN HUMAN FORM, WHO ONLY DESERVE DEATH, WHEN THEY ARE FOUND, ON CHRISTIAN SOIL.* So, we are at last in the F) that is for *FUCK YOU,* WHO EVER EVEN ENTERTAINED, THE ATHEIST, NEO JEW COMMIE PIECES OF SHITS AND THEIR HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT, TO COVER UP, HOW FUCKING DISGUSTING, LYING, HUMANITY ROTTING AND RAPING, CANCER INFESTED, INBREED PARASITES, THE NEO JEWS ARE. SO, HOW THE FUCK, NOT EVEN THE BRITISH NEVER FOUND OUT, THE NEO JEWS BEING FULL OF SHIT, WITH THEIR FUCKING HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT, IMPOSSIBLE, TO EVER COMPLETE, IN THE TIME, THE NAZIS HAD!!! PS: Not even DISPARU, found out this fact, he only knows, that the JEWS CANT WRITE A SINGLE STORY, EVEN REMOTELY ENTERTAINING, OR RESPECTING INTELLECTUAL HONESTY, CAUSE THEY ALSO WROTE THE HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT!!! Isnt it match made in hell, when you imbeciles, were just FINE, WITH THE HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT and now, the whole entertainment industry is exactly the fucking same!!! CAUSE THE NEO JEWS ARE FUCKING RETARDS, WHO ONLY EXIST, BY COMMITTING CRIMES, ASSASSINATIONS AND THREATS, TO GET WHAT THEY CANT WORK, TO GET. TOO FUCKING STUPID!!!
Blame Simon Tolkien. The irony is Tolkien was contemplating writing a follow up to Lord of the Rings where Gondor started declining again under Aragorn's grandson.
The Tolkien Estate has nothing to do with this movie, LOTR or Hobbit movies. The rights are owned by WB. They sold TV rights to the appendices to Amazon. That’s the extent of the Estate’s involvement.
to be fair it's the appendices there is a lot of wiggle room as it is a very vague history book type lore but they even manage to screw up the lore when there is barely any to follow.
The worst part is that Helm Hammerhand's story and that of the first siege of the Hornburg is a pretty interesting story that could definitely bring a cool movie ! But for that they need to focus on the script and not the "message"...
@@Bailonus The term 'organically' in reference to free market production means that something occurs naturally due to natural market demands, this can be the evolution of a product or the adjustment of prices. Forcing ideology or adding regulation is the exact opposite of 'organic' Both are deciding for the market what it gets, not the market deciding what it wants. Forcing a masculine female lead is exactly not what the market wants, the evidence is overwhelming, as such the decision for this lead was the opposite of organic. The direction this demand goes is the single reason why capitalist economies work and socialist economies collapse.
Movie should've just been about Helm Hammerhand and how Helm's Deep was named. That easily could've made for a fun story since it tells the badass origin one of the most iconic locations in Lord of the Rings. But no, we just had to make it all around a daughter who didn't even have a damn name in the original books.
@@augustinyeovanmengomeobame9652 Helm and his sons both die during the war, which is kinda the whole point. Helm's nephew Frealeaf becomes the next King instead. Keep in mind, Frealeaf became King BECAUSE HE WON THE WAR! He successfully defeated the Dunlendings and retook Edoras. The daughter's only purpose in the story was that the enemy faction was trying to use her to take the throne. that's it. What happened to her is never shown. She wasn't important beyond that. (There have been depictions of her in other LOTR-licensed media, though. Obviously non-canon. She basically just ends up getting killed during the war, and said product didn't even name her to keep it consistent with the books.)
They didnt even try to give her a proper anglo-saxon name like everyone else in Rohan, they just used the first "strong female" name they could think of which is fucking Greek
Erlos' queen had no name given = the 1st queen and mother of Numenor. Aragorn's daughters are all unnamed. The 1st queen and mother of the Rohirric nation - the queen of Eorl the Young - has no name given. While Theoden's late wife is named. There is not correlation between being named in TLOTR and the importance of a given royal Lady in Tolkien's universe.
I’ve been a huge fan of LOTR all my life and I just couldn’t muster a single fuck about this film. I don’t even harbour any resentment. I just can’t be arsed to watch it.
As a lifelong Tolkien fan, even her NAME is frustrating. Sure, it seems to fit on first glance (Helm, Hera. Close enough, right?), but then you remember that Hera is a name that comes from GREECE. It's the name of one of their goddesses for crying out loud. This makes her name completely mismatched in a culture full of names that stem from OLD ENGLISH. Considering just how important the linguistic aspect of his work was to Tolkien, breaking it in such a blatant fashion seems incredibly on-brand for a modern audience, but not for a story set in Middle-Earth.
She could have just simple being called Morwen. Or if you are totally creative, creating your own old English name. For example: I would give the name Beowyn, which would mean „Bear joy“. Or Cynewyn, Cynehild, Mildred. Anything at all. But no. They just took simply Hera, just they couldn‘t be bothered to use their brain for creative research.
@@Silas-Serdar Morwen is funny, because that's a character in the console versions of Lord of the Rings: The Third Age. She's... literally just an expy of Eowyn. Except she fights with a small pair of hand axes and comes from Gondor originally.
@jrconway3 Morwen is also the name of a woman who married the second most unlucky man to exist, and she's the mother of the first most unlucky man. She deserved better. :(
I just don't like her as a character. To me, she's annoying. Too "goody-goody". Too strong. She only cares about the outside world when it involves getting what she wants; otherwise, she hides behind her mother's skirt. She stole from a thief and refused to give the property back to the original owners, who were still alive btw. She's just ... frustrating to me. She's so benevolent, but she's totally fine with letting the Noldor die to keep the peace in the rest of Beleriand. At best, she's apathetic. If you like her, I'm glad. I just can't stand her. I like what she was meant to be - Jirt's love letter to his wife. I hate how she actually behaves. For me, t's too much of a fairy tale in a story that is supposed to be a history. It's jarring.
I will admit, I'm very biased toward the Noldor. I've encountered very few people who like both the Noldor and the Thindar, and I'm not one of them. (I do love Beleg. And Mablung, Thranduil, and Legolas.)
John Silver: "I told you, Jim, that was just a prank. You're not still mad about the edible eye in your stew, are you? Old family recipees sometimes just come with parts of the old family...."
Reminds me of a story my grandfather told about his time as a diplomatic attache in Saudi Arabia, and the sultan offered him the goat eyeballs, which was a great honor. He played it well, declaring that as a mere appointed attache, he was unworthy of such a delicacy.
I've said this before, but the main character's name is Hera. An ancient Greek goddess' name. Tolkien cared deeply about language, names and the meaning behind words. He would never have used a Greek name for a Rohirrim, whom I think is based off of Anglo-Saxons. Just shows you how little the people who made this know about Tolkien. Hera the Rohirrim just sounds so strange next to Eowyn, Theoden, Eomer.
What I loved about the women in the Lord of the Rings books was that they were FEMININE. They had parts to play, no matter how small. Yes Eyown took on the role of a man, but that was because she thought she had nothing left. (Aragorn was off to the path of the dead and he was not romantically interested in her, her father figure and brother were going off to war and leaving her behind). It took her being forced to stay in the house of healing with Faramir to realize trying to "die like a man" would not bring her peace. She married Faramir because he saw her and respected her as the LADY that she was. Hera is just the latest embarrassment from Hollywood to miss the whole point of Eyown's story.
It's really interesting that the woman in the interviews (director? producer?) is saying all the right things. We're winning, they no longer feel comfortable vomiting their ideology in public and now they've slid back into lying instead. They know they're wrong, FINALLY, and have to hide. This gives me hope for 6 years from now when the stories written from this point forward finally start coming out.
@sandman_says_eunrunner4701 .... The "you" wasn't referring to the op comment. I was referring to the people who complain that Jirt doesn't have enough "strong female characters".
@@Madison-iw8ix Ah... your wording was misleading. "They" might have been a clearer choice in that instance or even "If they". With the clarification it makes sense.
There were several strong, intelligent female characters in LOTR. Do a series on Galadriel. Not the girl boss one but the actually competent, intelligent, wise one Tolkien wrote.
@@mr.s2005. The Galadriel in ROP was an idiot. She wasn’t strong as a female can be, but made into a guy stereotype. And I’m a woman saying this, not that it makes a difference. But I do agree that they just shouldn’t be allowed to have any of the IP.
There was a short scene in the jujutsu Kaisen anime where Itadori was watching an animated scene from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. The character designs they used for Frodo and Sam in that scene was so much better and more fitting for a lotr anime than any of these “fire emblem” esque designs in war of the rohirrim.
I'm sick of women writers, women characters, women devs ruining every fricking IP that means something to me. You had your chance, you fricked it up now leave the work to man so they can maybe save something.
I'm sick of leftist writers. There are some decent women writers who care about the IP. They just aren't employed in Hollywood because caring about what you're writing about it "alt right".
It could have been so simple....all they had to do was make a movie showing Helm Hammerhand walk onto a battlefield alone wearing some brass knuckle like guantlets and pummel whole armies into submission single handed. That would have been easy billion dollars.
Finally someone understands that visual and musical ques can distract from the story they're actually telling. I've been saying for years that doing those things too often is a problem with the Hobbit films becouse they constantly remind you of the better movies and people have laughed at me for it. Thank you so much Disparu for understanding!
Let's take solace in the fact that adult artists will undoubtedly create images of Hera getting piped, and there is nothing the creators of this show can do to prevent that.
5:32 "The Lord of the Rings franchise gets a much0needed jolt of feminist energy..." Can anyone imagine an article talking about like "the Barbie movie gets a much-needed jolt of masculine energy?" Why is it "much-needed" that LotR gets feminist energy?
They did say things like that in female movies that had some appeal to hetero men. Matter fact they still tried to have masculine male representation because dates would go see female centric movies so manly energy was usually added to it
"The Lord of the Rings franchise gets a much0needed jolt of feminist energy..." Allow me to retort "We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In the fealty of the God-Emperor and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I hereby sign the death warrant for this entire IP and consign a million fans to oblivion. May the Imperial justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects."
In Peter Jackson's movies, Eowen at the end can be implied that she can never pick up a sword again cause of war injury from the witch king. She gets a hero moment for a crippling cost. Cause and effect, which dumb girl bosses can't do.
I am surprised Disparu hasn't released these girl boss movies feel like conditions set in divorces. Like when big studio heads divorce their old wives for new young ones, this is a condition set, 'Must make X amount of Girl Boss movies' to satisfy their old wife.
This is why you don't let people like Philippa be in charge of such a big project without supervision. Even when the Lotr movies were made she had some weird ideas back then, luckily Jackson and Co shot that down. I'm sorry but women should not be in charge of serious fantasy, let alone Tolkien. ROP and Star Wars are the best proof you need. Chronicles of Narnia are also next on the chopping block.
They can write or produce their own stuff, but keep them away at all cost from established male orientated IP's. As Chris Gore says, women writers today have a very bad habit of writing very misandrist works. Bad enough they do it in their own stuff, but in established male orientated IP's it's the friggin' kiss of DELETION!
Narnia could work out; Lucy is the most active human character in the three Pevensie-focused stories already, and the character development of every single boy other than Caspian consists of learning not to be a dingus, so it's luring the agenda people into a false sense of security. Lewis was sneaky about that.
Talk about missing the open layup. All they had to do was make a movie about the epic dude Helm's Deep was named after. A man called Helm freaking Hammer-Hand. Easily the most metal name in Tolkien's work. It could've been 90 minutes of him beating orcs to death with his fists with zero dialogue and it would've been better received than this nonsense. But they insist on losing money and wasting everyone's time. Literal insanity: doing the same thing over and over yet expecting different results.
16:10 Mr Disparu, you just explained, the whole Holocaust narration, what happened at Auschwitz. "If we cant do it in real life, we can just LIE!" and destroy one average size, weird looking building and tell, "THAT WAS THE EXECUTION UNIT, THE SHOWER ROOM, OF WHICH WATER PLUMBING, THE NAZIS PUT THE ZYKLON B GAS... (yes, so many problems already) ... to Kill, If the jews take a shower. Yes, the jews were eastern European/Russian inbreeds, who had the WORSE personal hygiene and it might actually be, that the only place, they actually were using that gas, was in the DELOUSING CHAMBERS, in which, they only were able, to fit CLOTHES, to kill the smaller brothers and sisters of jews. But, lets take a look in to this, even a bit closer. 1. The claim was for the SIX MILLION, DEAD NEO JEWISH CORPSES, why the Americans and... British... (Who also started the WW2, *NOT HITLER!)* But Winston "the drunken pig" Churchill, who thought... *"GEE, THOSE NAZIS KILLED JUST SIX MILLION JEWS, WHY DONT WE, THE PROUD BRITISH CHRISTIANS, GANG UP WITH THE AMERICAN CHRISTIAN NATION AND WITH THE CHRISTIANS ALREADY MASS MURDERING, ATHEIST, NEO JEWISH, COMMUNIST, CRIMINAL MAFIA, WHO ALREADY ASSASSINATED THE RUSSIAN ROYALS AND WHO KNOWS, WHAT HORRORS, THEY DID TO PRINCESS ANASTASIA, CAUSE THE COMMIES ARE REALLY UP FOR RAPING AND MURDERING, THE SECOND, SOMEONE DIES NOT SUBMIT UNDER THEIR TYRANNY... So, (Churchill looking at its hoof wrist, like checking the time.) About half of the Russian Christian population, is already robbed and massacred, *SO, HOW ABOUT IT!!! AMERICANS!!! WANT TO GO IN TO EUROPE TOO, WITH THE RUSSIAN NEW COMMIES, WHO WOULD LOVE, TO CONTINUE, TO MASSACRE 54 MILLION MORE PEOPLE, CAUSE THE JEWS ALREADY SWEAR!!! SIX MILLION ARE ALREADY DEAD AT POLAND!!!???"* And naturally, Americans were DYING TO GET IN ALREADY, they never shy away, of any war offered to them... ... minus the one, of which Israelis got caught, of staging, the USS LIBERTY one. MAN, WHOLE FUCKING ISRAELI MILITARY, COULD NOT SINK, ONE INTELLIGENCE BOAT, THAT DID NOT FIGHT BACK!!! Yes, Israelis never won any wars, the opposition, were allowed to fight back or there was actual soldiers, to shoot back at them. Cause Israelis, are more like, "HAVENT WE SUFFERED ENOUGH!!!" (I bet, all the free money and you still are the VICTIMS!!!) 2. What the Americans never stop to do, was think tanking and fact checking, what it would actually even need, the nazis being able to pull off, a MASS MURDER AND CREMATION OPERATION, *OF A SIX MILLION CORPSES, IN THE TWO YEARS, THEY CONTROLLED AUSCHWITZ, POLAND* ( *Yes, not in Germany, in POLAND,* THAT WAS TAKEN OVER, BY THE ATHEIST, NEO JEWISH COMMIE CRIMINALS, WHO ALSO COMMITTED KATYNS FOREST MASSACRE, OF 22 000 POLISH CHRISTIANS, TO TAKE OVER WHOLE POLAND AND THEY DID NOT SHARE AUSCHWITZ, WITH THE GERMANS.) a) First, they would need TIME, A LOT OF IT. Cause in Nuremberg show Trials, the jews did testify, with PRIDE, IN THEIR VOICES, "WE JEWS, ALWAYS STALLED AND EVEN SABOTAGED, IN AUSCHWITZ, *TO SLOW DOWN, THE NAZI PROGRESS!!!"* So, we are on a rough start already, to prove, the holocaust was even possible to do, in theoretical level. b) SECOND, WE WOULD NEED A SHIT TONS OF FUEL, but. We never saw a single mention, request or even hinting at, in ANY OF THE WW2 RECORDS, AUSCHWITZ EVEN NEEDING THE SHIT TONS OF FUEL, FOR A CREMATION OPERATION, OF SIX MILLION CORPSES. I know, If I would stop now, you guys, would jump the gun and SCREAMED, "HA!!! YOU CANT PROVE, THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED, CAUSE YOU DIDNT EVEN MENTION, THE CORPSES AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM!!!" So you c) I know, Zyklon B gas was never used in mass murder, of anyone, or in the room, they swear, the holocaust happened, cause there was never any kind of physical evidence for it, just a bunch of CHRISTIANS MASS MURDERING AND ROBBING EASTERN EUROPEAN, HYSTERICAL, GREEDY CRIMINALS, LIES, THAT IT MUST HAD HAPPENED, CAUSE THEY ARE THE HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS!!! *(WITH ZERO BURN MARKS, TO BE FOUND ANYWHERE ON THEIR VISIBLE, DISGUSTING, LYING SKIN!)* That means, these jews, never even BOTHER TO LOOK UP THE WORD "holocaust," WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN TO A HUMAN BEING, TO THAT DESCRIPTION, TO APPLY!!! That leaves us to D) "HOW LONG, IT TAKES TO CREMATE JUST ONE CORPSE?" *ANSWER: "45 Minutes, no less, no stacking the corpses,* or you waste even more time, cause you only suffocate the oven, make a mess and have to start all over again. And again, and again... Yes, remember the Nuremberg Testimony? So, I guess, they DID STACK THE CORPSES, TO FUCK UP THE WHOLE CREMATION OPERATION!!! But, I know, you are DYING TO KNOW, how much time, it would take, if they really did complete, the cremations of six million, to hide the evidence, of jewish mass murder? *ANSWER: "Over 511 YEARS!!! NOT LESS."* But, this was calculated, in theory: *The Operation started with magical deaths, of neo jews, who just kept on dropping dead, TELEPORTED, RIGHT IN TO THE OVEN, AFTER THE PREVIOUS CORPSE, WAS COMPLETED.* No using the hooked canes, to grab the dead jew, in to wheelbarrow, to transport the corpse, in to crematorium. NO MAINTAINING, THE OVEN. NO CLEANING THE OVEN. NO FIXING THE OVEN. NO TELLING STORIES TO THE OVEN. NO SELFIES WITH THE OVEN. NO HAVING SEX IN THE OVEN. NO NOTHING ELSE, WITH THE OVEN, BUT THE MAGICAL NEVER GOING OUT FIRE BURNING IN THE OVEN, READY FOR THE NEXT TELEPORTED CORPSE. = The time taken, over 511 YEARS. *BUT, IF WE WANT TO CALCULATE EVERYTHING ELSE, IN TO THIS HOLOCAUST MYTH, WE GO OVER 1000 YEARS, before six million cremations are DONE!* e) Remember, that in the HOLOCAUST TOUR, created for ARTISTIC PURPOSE AND NO PEOPLE EVER DIED, IN THE HOLOCAUST TOUR BUILDINGS! THERE ARE THE SIGNS, WITH SIX DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, THAT *"THESE ARE NOT THE ACTUAL GAS CHAMBERS, NO ONE DIED IN THESE ONES, CAUSE THEY ARE "REPLICAS" ... about the real ones, WE SWEAR!"* Cause, the originals, only existed, in the sick minds of CHRISTIANS MASS MURDERING, ATHEIST, NEO JEWISH COMMIE CRIMINALS, *WHO REALLY WANTED TO KEEP EVERYTHING, THEY STOLE, FROM THE CHRISTIANS AND ACTUALLY, WANT TO BE CALLED VICTIMS AFTER, THAN ACTUAL CRIMINAL PARASITES, IN HUMAN FORM, WHO ONLY DESERVE DEATH, WHEN THEY ARE FOUND, ON CHRISTIAN SOIL.* So, we are at last in the F) that is for *FUCK YOU,* WHO EVER EVEN ENTERTAINED, THE ATHEIST, NEO JEW COMMIE PIECES OF SHITS AND THEIR HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT, TO COVER UP, HOW FUCKING DISGUSTING, LYING, HUMANITY ROTTING AND RAPING, CANCER INFESTED, INBREED PARASITES, THE NEO JEWS ARE. SO, HOW THE FUCK, NOT EVEN THE BRITISH NEVER FOUND OUT, THE NEO JEWS BEING FULL OF SHIT, WITH THEIR FUCKING HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT, IMPOSSIBLE, TO EVER COMPLETE, IN THE TIME, THE NAZIS HAD!!! PS: Not even DISPARU, found out this fact, he only knows, that the JEWS CANT WRITE A SINGLE STORY, EVEN REMOTELY ENTERTAINING, OR RESPECTING INTELLECTUAL HONESTY, CAUSE THEY ALSO WROTE THE HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT!!! Isnt it match made in hell, when you imbeciles, were just FINE, WITH THE HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT and now, the whole entertainment industry is exactly the fucking same!!! CAUSE THE NEO JEWS ARE FUCKING RETARDS, WHO ONLY EXIST, BY COMMITTING CRIMES, ASSASSINATIONS AND THREATS, TO GET WHAT THEY CANT WORK, TO GET. TOO FUCKING STUPID!!!
She says the female lead was an organic choice. Didn’t realize that organic now meant going in demanding a female lead to the point you pick a girl barely even mentioned in the material
That's not how Helm Hammer Hand dies. He dies freezing to death just outside the Fortress of Helm's Deep after what I could assume was another night of slaughtering dunlendings
Poor Tolkien. Although, if he was alive the bastardization of his work would not happen. For God’s sake who ever started the notion that women who liked adventures, fantasy and sci-fi want to see women doing the mens’ work. I am all for Sarah Connor and Ripley but please give me more men. That’s who I grew up with.
Really proves people have completely forgotten that the Silmarillion novel exists, in the beginning of the first or second age there was a WOMAN leading the humans and made her their leader - their Queen! And her name was Haleth! Or what about Luthien from the story of Beren and Luthien where she has to travel a life risking journey to save the love of her life? Sure there were two other characters with her, but they were hardly around.
The only problem I have with the Return of the king movie is that it mostly omits Eowin´s story arc. She´s supposed to go through all the war and heroic deeds, only to realize that it´s neither glorious, nor fulfilling. So in the end she just settles down. Its a good lesson, useful and timeless, yet mostly omitted from the most famous movie from the Tolkien´s world.
I hate the constant citation of Eowyn and her role. Everyone seems to forget, in the book, the only reason she was able to defeat the Witch King was because Merry stabbed him in the calf with his enchanted Barrow-blade. The dagger dispelled the Witch King's protective aura, allowing Eowyn to end him. Merry is the true hero. Because Jackson omitted the Barrow-downs scene, we don't have the Hobbits receiving the enchanted daggers of Westernesse, which were forged to fight the evil magic of the Witch King. Without Merry, Eowyn would have been easily beaten by the Witch King. It's an awful "stronk wahmen" moment to use as an example.
Because she is used by both sides. The defenders trying to prove Tolkein and LoTR is not sexist, and the attackers as an excuse to change more of the story.
The thing is that Eowyn failed, but failure in Tolkien is nothing to be ashamed of, provided you did your best. Frodo failed in the end, though it took enormous courage and endurance to get as far as he did; Gandalf failed when he was killed by the Balrog, and so on. What Tolkien hated was despair, which causes people to give up and not do their duty - Denethor being the obvious example.
Folk keep forgetting that it wasn't that the Witch-King *couldn't* "fall" "by the hand of Man," it's that he *wouldnt*. It was a prophecy, not a statement saying a man couldn't kill him.
Elwing threw herself from a cliff into the sea to die, rather than let the sons of Feanor take the Silmaril that her grandmother recovered from the devil. Pretty badass.
I am reminded that in the BTS of The Two Towers, Philippa Boyens defended the egregious change to Faramir's character - having him covet the Ring, when in the book he was wise enough to understand its peril - as necessary, because no one could possibly be that good. I'm paraphrasing, but her cynicism left a bad taste in my mouth. And now, here she is creating a Girl Boss where it was never needed. I am treating this movie with the same disdain I feel for Rings of Power.
It's a bit more nuanced: "If you're trying to up the tension, you don't have your main characters captured by someone who sort of interrogates them, but, not really, who then offers them a cup of tea and says, 'I'll do anything I can to help you.' It's death on film. And it's not just the effect that the character out of the book has on Frodo and Sam's journey, it's the effect that character has on the Ring. You've just been desperately trying to establish that this is the most evil thing ever created, it's tearing apart the mind of your main character, it's reduced this other character to this miserable creature Gollum, and now you come along someone who says, 'I would not touch this thing if it lay on the highway.' You've just stripped the Ring of all its power." It never seemed to occur to Boyens that Faramir never even considered touching the ring precisely *because* he knew, from his studies with Gandalf, just how dangerous it was, & wouldn't even allow himself to opportunity to be tempted. Not to mention these folk offering Frodo & Sam brief respite are still deep in occupied enemy territory overrun by Orcs, trolls, & fanatical warriors with giant elephants right next door to literal Hell On Earth. The weakest part of Jackson's films was always the writing. "Let's Hunt Some Orc" indeed.
As long as they had the LOTR and Hobbit books to follow and lift dialogue from they were doing alright. But Tolkien did not wrote any dialogue or story to follow for the appendices and Middle Earth history. It is after all history. So, like with Game of Thrones, once they ran out of books to turn into script they were on their own and we now find out why only Tolkien could write Tolkien and why he was a giant of literature.
Tolkien was a vehemently anti-modernist, traditionalist, localist, and conservative who wrote stories about the corruptive pursuits of power. These writers are modernist anti-traditionalist, globalist, 'progressives' who write characters that have to win the day via attaining more power. Ofcourse they can't stick to what Tolkien wrote, they completely oppose it but can't bring themselves to admit it.
Looking everything related to Tolkien adaptations released in the last years, we can make all affirmations how good P. Jackson LOTR trilogy aged so well.
From the clips I've seen, this is another pathetic, girl-boss bate-and-switch trash heep. I was really looking forward to this because I thought it would be about Helm Hammerhand. This is another feminist driven ripoff. Shameful. I think I'll watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy starting tonight. PS: your review was fantastic and had me rolling on the floor, as usual. Keep up the great work.
Hera: You were too much of a coward to face my father… Wulf: There’s a difference between a cowardly act and a foolish one. However that may be beyond your comprehension.
A movie where Helm Hammerhand would be the main character would’ve been epic. But I guess his daughter who doesn’t have a name in the Tolkien lore sounded better from these studios is just mind boggling.
you see, great stories like lord of the rings were born in the minds of people who endured great and terrible things like world war. today's writers have only struggled to escape the wet paper bags that their personalities were shipped in
I guess now we understand why Arwen, originally a demure and delicate princess of the elves background character, was akwardly transformed into a girl boss version of Legendary elf warrior Glorifindel.
That was hardly a mystery even at the time: Boyens & Walsh were very vocal in their criticism of Tolkien's perceived flaws regarding his female characters.
I don't mind strong female characters, but you've got to write them as actual characters (instead of making them unbelievable amazing with no flaws) while keeping them consistent with the world they live in. There is a way to tell a story about a powerful female character within Tolkien's world that stays true to the lore....but that require research, imagination, and the ability to write...so can't have that.
2:25 Helm had sons why is she the one who is needed by his people and kingdom when he had sons who would have been the next leaders of the kingdom ? How does this makes any kind of sense ? Why am I even asking this question for ? What a waste of money and resources.
Either his sons were dead by that point in the war or they have been written out of the movie's story so she is an only child. Even then, a quick look at the wiki and his nephew took over after he died and won the war.
If you actually watch, she doesn't want to rule, the brothers are murdered in battle, she saves the people her male cousin rules the kingdom. She like in Norse mythology wants to be a shield maiden. But be wrong and go off 😂😂😂😂
@@juliepetkovska520 My issue isn't that she doesn't want to rule but that she is treated like she is supposed to after all Helm himself said that she knows nothing of war and now we are supposed to believe that she fight soldiers and knights and lead her kingdom army ? And if every one of her brothers are dead by that point then they did a really sh*tty job to convey it because we are given no clue on that matter and why are you mentioning north mythos in an english epic fantasy who is "supposed" to be inspired by Tolkien ? Because her name is Hera which is not a British name but a Nordic one ? Someone who was so unimportant that she never was given the time of a day to even be named.
@@Bailonus It's the story narrative that I have an issue with, I know that Helm and his sons all die during that war but we are either not told that nor we have no clue on their whereabout here and what happened to the sons and had to speculate on it because they focused the story on a character who was of no major importance in the story they are supposed to adapt.
I’m highly anticipating Secret Levels: Warhammer 40K with Henry Cavill at the helm as Demetrian Titus, no flowery colourful shit, just men purging the shit out of Orks, Heretics and the unclean.
Ah, how they squirm and cry and throw themselves haplessly against the gates. Entertaining. Alas, the will never overcome the walls. Let them try though.
There are some fantastic anime out there like Frieren, Berserk and Vinland Saga that have a similar aesthetic to Middle Earth and the one thing that makes all of them amazing is a well crafted story with well written characters. We could have had something special using a genre that would be ideally suited to Tokien's fantastical world but they just can't help themselves. I'm getting sick of missed opportunities sacrificed on the alter of identity politics.
Disparu's voice crack should get clipped XD Also, something occurred to me about the Vox article. I don't watch movies and be upset at stereotypes, I always see them as characters, even if I've seen familiar characters in other stories. I always seen them in the moment as their own characters, but with the Vox comments about "women being objectified, degragded" and so on, sounds like appealing to The Sisterhood, to women measuring themselves against fictional characters just like they measure themselves against each other. Which sounds like a better-then-you front trying to cover the knowledge that they are lacking something in themselves
Also like others have pointed out, Hera's name alone reaks of the intent of these writers. Beyond the fact Hera is a Greek name as opposed to the Anglo Saxon inspiration of Rohan, who were Old English, Welsh and possibly Scottish, but the fact they chose Hera aka The Greek Goddess of Marriage and Women, really just says how little of a shit they actually gave about this story and how it's truly Lord of the Rings fanfiction.
Eowyn (hope I spelled that right) was a wonderful character! She was a strong woman, a delightful character with great chemistry with the characters around her. She protected and fought for her people both on the field and on the home front. She didn’t complain about being treated as a woman. This is an insult, what a shame
Disparu, would love your take on this new dune show.. it’s the acolyte sequel you’ve longed for basically Witches, big creepy space hole, shenanigan, mid women talking.. it’s right up your alley
Yes I’ve seen the ads for that on my television and it’s just all women talking shit. That was my exact problem with house of the Dragon that nobody else seems to have picked up. It’s basically days of our lives or general hospital with dragons. Apart from the cinematography, the story was absolute rubbish. I haven’t bothered to watch the second series.
16:10 Mr Disparu, you just explained, the whole Holocaust narration, what happened at Auschwitz. "If we cant do it in real life, we can just LIE!" and destroy one average size, weird looking building and tell, "THAT WAS THE EXECUTION UNIT, THE SHOWER ROOM, OF WHICH WATER PLUMBING, THE NAZIS PUT THE ZYKLON B GAS... (yes, so many problems already) ... to Kill, If the jews take a shower. Yes, the jews were eastern European/Russian inbreeds, who had the WORSE personal hygiene and it might actually be, that the only place, they actually were using that gas, was in the DELOUSING CHAMBERS, in which, they only were able, to fit CLOTHES, to kill the smaller brothers and sisters of jews. But, lets take a look in to this, even a bit closer. 1. The claim was for the SIX MILLION, DEAD NEO JEWISH CORPSES, why the Americans and... British... (Who also started the WW2, *NOT HITLER!)* But Winston "the drunken pig" Churchill, who thought... *"GEE, THOSE NAZIS KILLED JUST SIX MILLION JEWS, WHY DONT WE, THE PROUD BRITISH CHRISTIANS, GANG UP WITH THE AMERICAN CHRISTIAN NATION AND WITH THE CHRISTIANS ALREADY MASS MURDERING, ATHEIST, NEO JEWISH, COMMUNIST, CRIMINAL MAFIA, WHO ALREADY ASSASSINATED THE RUSSIAN ROYALS AND WHO KNOWS, WHAT HORRORS, THEY DID TO PRINCESS ANASTASIA, CAUSE THE COMMIES ARE REALLY UP FOR RAPING AND MURDERING, THE SECOND, SOMEONE DIES NOT SUBMIT UNDER THEIR TYRANNY... So, (Churchill looking at its hoof wrist, like checking the time.) About half of the Russian Christian population, is already robbed and massacred, *SO, HOW ABOUT IT!!! AMERICANS!!! WANT TO GO IN TO EUROPE TOO, WITH THE RUSSIAN NEW COMMIES, WHO WOULD LOVE, TO CONTINUE, TO MASSACRE 54 MILLION MORE PEOPLE, CAUSE THE JEWS ALREADY SWEAR!!! SIX MILLION ARE ALREADY DEAD AT POLAND!!!???"* And naturally, Americans were DYING TO GET IN ALREADY, they never shy away, of any war offered to them... ... minus the one, of which Israelis got caught, of staging, the USS LIBERTY one. MAN, WHOLE FUCKING ISRAELI MILITARY, COULD NOT SINK, ONE INTELLIGENCE BOAT, THAT DID NOT FIGHT BACK!!! Yes, Israelis never won any wars, the opposition, were allowed to fight back or there was actual soldiers, to shoot back at them. Cause Israelis, are more like, "HAVENT WE SUFFERED ENOUGH!!!" (I bet, all the free money and you still are the VICTIMS!!!) 2. What the Americans never stop to do, was think tanking and fact checking, what it would actually even need, the nazis being able to pull off, a MASS MURDER AND CREMATION OPERATION, *OF A SIX MILLION CORPSES, IN THE TWO YEARS, THEY CONTROLLED AUSCHWITZ, POLAND* ( *Yes, not in Germany, in POLAND,* THAT WAS TAKEN OVER, BY THE ATHEIST, NEO JEWISH COMMIE CRIMINALS, WHO ALSO COMMITTED KATYNS FOREST MASSACRE, OF 22 000 POLISH CHRISTIANS, TO TAKE OVER WHOLE POLAND AND THEY DID NOT SHARE AUSCHWITZ, WITH THE GERMANS.) a) First, they would need TIME, A LOT OF IT. Cause in Nuremberg show Trials, the jews did testify, with PRIDE, IN THEIR VOICES, "WE JEWS, ALWAYS STALLED AND EVEN SABOTAGED, IN AUSCHWITZ, *TO SLOW DOWN, THE NAZI PROGRESS!!!"* So, we are on a rough start already, to prove, the holocaust was even possible to do, in theoretical level. b) SECOND, WE WOULD NEED A SHIT TONS OF FUEL, but. We never saw a single mention, request or even hinting at, in ANY OF THE WW2 RECORDS, AUSCHWITZ EVEN NEEDING THE SHIT TONS OF FUEL, FOR A CREMATION OPERATION, OF SIX MILLION CORPSES. I know, If I would stop now, you guys, would jump the gun and SCREAMED, "HA!!! YOU CANT PROVE, THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED, CAUSE YOU DIDNT EVEN MENTION, THE CORPSES AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM!!!" So you c) I know, Zyklon B gas was never used in mass murder, of anyone, or in the room, they swear, the holocaust happened, cause there was never any kind of physical evidence for it, just a bunch of CHRISTIANS MASS MURDERING AND ROBBING EASTERN EUROPEAN, HYSTERICAL, GREEDY CRIMINALS, LIES, THAT IT MUST HAD HAPPENED, CAUSE THEY ARE THE HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS!!! *(WITH ZERO BURN MARKS, TO BE FOUND ANYWHERE ON THEIR VISIBLE, DISGUSTING, LYING SKIN!)* That means, these jews, never even BOTHER TO LOOK UP THE WORD "holocaust," WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN TO A HUMAN BEING, TO THAT DESCRIPTION, TO APPLY!!! That leaves us to D) "HOW LONG, IT TAKES TO CREMATE JUST ONE CORPSE?" *ANSWER: "45 Minutes, no less, no stacking the corpses,* or you waste even more time, cause you only suffocate the oven, make a mess and have to start all over again. And again, and again... Yes, remember the Nuremberg Testimony? So, I guess, they DID STACK THE CORPSES, TO FUCK UP THE WHOLE CREMATION OPERATION!!! But, I know, you are DYING TO KNOW, how much time, it would take, if they really did complete, the cremations of six million, to hide the evidence, of jewish mass murder? *ANSWER: "Over 511 YEARS!!! NOT LESS."* But, this was calculated, in theory: *The Operation started with magical deaths, of neo jews, who just kept on dropping dead, TELEPORTED, RIGHT IN TO THE OVEN, AFTER THE PREVIOUS CORPSE, WAS COMPLETED.* No using the hooked canes, to grab the dead jew, in to wheelbarrow, to transport the corpse, in to crematorium. NO MAINTAINING, THE OVEN. NO CLEANING THE OVEN. NO FIXING THE OVEN. NO TELLING STORIES TO THE OVEN. NO SELFIES WITH THE OVEN. NO HAVING SEX IN THE OVEN. NO NOTHING ELSE, WITH THE OVEN, BUT THE MAGICAL NEVER GOING OUT FIRE BURNING IN THE OVEN, READY FOR THE NEXT TELEPORTED CORPSE. = The time taken, over 511 YEARS. *BUT, IF WE WANT TO CALCULATE EVERYTHING ELSE, IN TO THIS HOLOCAUST MYTH, WE GO OVER 1000 YEARS, before six million cremations are DONE!* e) Remember, that in the HOLOCAUST TOUR, created for ARTISTIC PURPOSE AND NO PEOPLE EVER DIED, IN THE HOLOCAUST TOUR BUILDINGS! THERE ARE THE SIGNS, WITH SIX DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, THAT *"THESE ARE NOT THE ACTUAL GAS CHAMBERS, NO ONE DIED IN THESE ONES, CAUSE THEY ARE "REPLICAS" ... about the real ones, WE SWEAR!"* Cause, the originals, only existed, in the sick minds of CHRISTIANS MASS MURDERING, ATHEIST, NEO JEWISH COMMIE CRIMINALS, *WHO REALLY WANTED TO KEEP EVERYTHING, THEY STOLE, FROM THE CHRISTIANS AND ACTUALLY, WANT TO BE CALLED VICTIMS AFTER, THAN ACTUAL CRIMINAL PARASITES, IN HUMAN FORM, WHO ONLY DESERVE DEATH, WHEN THEY ARE FOUND, ON CHRISTIAN SOIL.* So, we are at last in the F) that is for *FUCK YOU,* WHO EVER EVEN ENTERTAINED, THE ATHEIST, NEO JEW COMMIE PIECES OF SHITS AND THEIR HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT, TO COVER UP, HOW FUCKING DISGUSTING, LYING, HUMANITY ROTTING AND RAPING, CANCER INFESTED, INBREED PARASITES, THE NEO JEWS ARE. SO, HOW THE FUCK, NOT EVEN THE BRITISH NEVER FOUND OUT, THE NEO JEWS BEING FULL OF SHIT, WITH THEIR FUCKING HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT, IMPOSSIBLE, TO EVER COMPLETE, IN THE TIME, THE NAZIS HAD!!! PS: Not even DISPARU, found out this fact, he only knows, that the JEWS CANT WRITE A SINGLE STORY, EVEN REMOTELY ENTERTAINING, OR RESPECTING INTELLECTUAL HONESTY, CAUSE THEY ALSO WROTE THE HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT!!! Isnt it match made in hell, when you imbeciles, were just FINE, WITH THE HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT and now, the whole entertainment industry is exactly the fucking same!!! CAUSE THE NEO JEWS ARE FUCKING RETARDS, WHO ONLY EXIST, BY COMMITTING CRIMES, ASSASSINATIONS AND THREATS, TO GET WHAT THEY CANT WORK, TO GET. TOO FUCKING STUPID!!!
@ I agree. I grew up very liberal And supportive of idea of women in power and many positions years of observation have led me to think the complete opposite lol I wish they’d just stop all the pandering and go back to merit. I honestly don’t care about the female experience or want to see women failing at trying to be men
I loved the og Galadriel but hated the Rohan chick always flirting with Aragorn even in Jackson films lol We’ve had more than enough female characters forked in imo Just write a new story and stop perverting Tolkien
Not a Tolkein mega-fan. My understanding is that Tolkein believed that women were symbols of hope, light, hearth and home. Thus Tolkein's stories were mostly male dominated. By inserting women into Tolkein's stories, you remove despair, hopelessness and darkness. Hence, Éowyn is able to kill the Witch-King of Angmar, also known as the Lord of the Nazgûl.
Lord of the Rings: War of the Rohirrim is an anime spin off from the appendices, that completely ignored the small amount of canon there is. Phillippa Boyens decided a girl boss movie was in order to bring Lord of the Rings into the 21st century morality, and even the critics have rejected it. While it was not surprising that the Lord of the Rings creators would do this to the IP, it was surprising that they would so be open about it. The interviews tend to deny that the changes are not authentic, but the 9 -10 minutes of released footage speak for themselves. The decision to choose a nameless nothing character rather than the incredible Helm Hammerhand as the central character, speaks for itself. And in the current day even people involved with the original movies, lack the capability to recreate them. But what do you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
As an actual diehard anime fan, this ISNT the best animation they could've used...sorry...😅
It's NOT an anime though. It's a western production trying to look like an anime. Its just like those Netflix Castlevania shows.
@@KingoftheOutback It really doesn't strike me as movie-quality animation. I can see this being impressive in a tv series 20 years ago, but I've seen anime series 10 years ago with better quality animation than War of the Rohirrim has. For a movie, this is weirdly under-quality for what studios are currently capable of.
Every anime fan knows that the animation in LOTR: WOTR is, at best, average quality.
16:10 Mr Disparu, you just explained, the whole Holocaust narration, what happened at Auschwitz.
"If we cant do it in real life, we can just LIE!" and destroy one average size, weird looking building and tell, "THAT WAS THE EXECUTION UNIT, THE SHOWER ROOM, OF WHICH WATER PLUMBING, THE NAZIS PUT THE ZYKLON B GAS...
(yes, so many problems already)
... to Kill, If the jews take a shower.
Yes, the jews were eastern European/Russian inbreeds, who had the WORSE personal hygiene and it might actually be, that the only place, they actually were using that gas, was in the DELOUSING CHAMBERS, in which, they only were able, to fit CLOTHES, to kill the smaller brothers and sisters of jews.
But, lets take a look in to this, even a bit closer.
1. The claim was for the SIX MILLION, DEAD NEO JEWISH CORPSES, why the Americans and...
British... (Who also started the WW2, *NOT HITLER!)* But Winston "the drunken pig" Churchill, who thought...
*"GEE, THOSE NAZIS KILLED JUST SIX MILLION JEWS, WHY DONT WE, THE PROUD BRITISH CHRISTIANS, GANG UP WITH THE AMERICAN CHRISTIAN NATION AND WITH THE CHRISTIANS ALREADY MASS MURDERING, ATHEIST, NEO JEWISH, COMMUNIST, CRIMINAL MAFIA, WHO ALREADY ASSASSINATED THE RUSSIAN ROYALS AND WHO KNOWS, WHAT HORRORS, THEY DID TO PRINCESS ANASTASIA, CAUSE THE COMMIES ARE REALLY UP FOR RAPING AND MURDERING, THE SECOND, SOMEONE DIES NOT SUBMIT UNDER THEIR TYRANNY... So, (Churchill looking at its hoof wrist, like checking the time.) About half of the Russian Christian population, is already robbed and massacred, *SO, HOW ABOUT IT!!! AMERICANS!!! WANT TO GO IN TO EUROPE TOO, WITH THE RUSSIAN NEW COMMIES, WHO WOULD LOVE, TO CONTINUE, TO MASSACRE 54 MILLION MORE PEOPLE, CAUSE THE JEWS ALREADY SWEAR!!! SIX MILLION ARE ALREADY DEAD AT POLAND!!!???"*
And naturally, Americans were DYING TO GET IN ALREADY, they never shy away, of any war offered to them...
... minus the one, of which Israelis got caught, of staging, the USS LIBERTY one. MAN, WHOLE FUCKING ISRAELI MILITARY, COULD NOT SINK, ONE INTELLIGENCE BOAT, THAT DID NOT FIGHT BACK!!! Yes, Israelis never won any wars, the opposition, were allowed to fight back or there was actual soldiers, to shoot back at them. Cause Israelis, are more like, "HAVENT WE SUFFERED ENOUGH!!!" (I bet, all the free money and you still are the VICTIMS!!!)
2. What the Americans never stop to do, was think tanking and fact checking, what it would actually even need, the nazis being able to pull off, a MASS MURDER AND CREMATION OPERATION, *OF A SIX MILLION CORPSES, IN THE TWO YEARS, THEY CONTROLLED AUSCHWITZ, POLAND*
( *Yes, not in Germany, in POLAND,* THAT WAS TAKEN OVER, BY THE ATHEIST, NEO JEWISH COMMIE CRIMINALS, WHO ALSO COMMITTED KATYNS FOREST MASSACRE, OF 22 000 POLISH CHRISTIANS, TO TAKE OVER WHOLE POLAND AND THEY DID NOT SHARE AUSCHWITZ, WITH THE GERMANS.)
a) First, they would need TIME, A LOT OF IT. Cause in Nuremberg show Trials, the jews did testify, with PRIDE, IN THEIR VOICES, "WE JEWS, ALWAYS STALLED AND EVEN SABOTAGED, IN AUSCHWITZ, *TO SLOW DOWN, THE NAZI PROGRESS!!!"* So, we are on a rough start already, to prove, the holocaust was even possible to do, in theoretical level.
b) SECOND, WE WOULD NEED A SHIT TONS OF FUEL, but. We never saw a single mention, request or even hinting at, in ANY OF THE WW2 RECORDS, AUSCHWITZ EVEN NEEDING THE SHIT TONS OF FUEL, FOR A CREMATION OPERATION, OF SIX MILLION CORPSES. I know, If I would stop now, you guys, would jump the gun and SCREAMED, "HA!!! YOU CANT PROVE, THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED, CAUSE YOU DIDNT EVEN MENTION, THE CORPSES AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM!!!"
So you c) I know, Zyklon B gas was never used in mass murder, of anyone, or in the room, they swear, the holocaust happened, cause there was never any kind of physical evidence for it, just a bunch of CHRISTIANS MASS MURDERING AND ROBBING EASTERN EUROPEAN, HYSTERICAL, GREEDY CRIMINALS, LIES, THAT IT MUST HAD HAPPENED, CAUSE THEY ARE THE HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS!!!
*(WITH ZERO BURN MARKS, TO BE FOUND ANYWHERE ON THEIR VISIBLE, DISGUSTING, LYING SKIN!)*
That means, these jews, never even BOTHER TO LOOK UP THE WORD "holocaust," WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN TO A HUMAN BEING, TO THAT DESCRIPTION, TO APPLY!!!
That leaves us to D) "HOW LONG, IT TAKES TO CREMATE JUST ONE CORPSE?"
*ANSWER: "45 Minutes, no less, no stacking the corpses,* or you waste even more time, cause you only suffocate the oven, make a mess and have to start all over again. And again, and again... Yes, remember the Nuremberg Testimony? So, I guess, they DID STACK THE CORPSES, TO FUCK UP THE WHOLE CREMATION OPERATION!!! But, I know, you are DYING TO KNOW, how much time, it would take, if they really did complete, the cremations of six million, to hide the evidence, of jewish mass murder?
*ANSWER: "Over 511 YEARS!!! NOT LESS."*
But, this was calculated, in theory:
*The Operation started with magical deaths, of neo jews, who just kept on dropping dead, TELEPORTED, RIGHT IN TO THE OVEN, AFTER THE PREVIOUS CORPSE, WAS COMPLETED.*
No using the hooked canes, to grab the dead jew, in to wheelbarrow, to transport the corpse, in to crematorium.
NO MAINTAINING, THE OVEN.
NO CLEANING THE OVEN.
NO FIXING THE OVEN.
NO TELLING STORIES TO THE OVEN.
NO SELFIES WITH THE OVEN.
NO HAVING SEX IN THE OVEN.
NO NOTHING ELSE, WITH THE OVEN, BUT THE MAGICAL NEVER GOING OUT FIRE BURNING IN THE OVEN, READY FOR THE NEXT TELEPORTED CORPSE. = The time taken, over 511 YEARS. *BUT, IF WE WANT TO CALCULATE EVERYTHING ELSE, IN TO THIS HOLOCAUST MYTH, WE GO OVER 1000 YEARS, before six million cremations are DONE!*
e) Remember, that in the HOLOCAUST TOUR, created for ARTISTIC PURPOSE AND NO PEOPLE EVER DIED, IN THE HOLOCAUST TOUR BUILDINGS! THERE ARE THE SIGNS, WITH SIX DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, THAT *"THESE ARE NOT THE ACTUAL GAS CHAMBERS, NO ONE DIED IN THESE ONES, CAUSE THEY ARE "REPLICAS" ... about the real ones, WE SWEAR!"* Cause, the originals, only existed, in the sick minds of CHRISTIANS MASS MURDERING, ATHEIST, NEO JEWISH COMMIE CRIMINALS, *WHO REALLY WANTED TO KEEP EVERYTHING, THEY STOLE, FROM THE CHRISTIANS AND ACTUALLY, WANT TO BE CALLED VICTIMS AFTER, THAN ACTUAL CRIMINAL PARASITES, IN HUMAN FORM, WHO ONLY DESERVE DEATH, WHEN THEY ARE FOUND, ON CHRISTIAN SOIL.*
So, we are at last in the F) that is for *FUCK YOU,* WHO EVER EVEN ENTERTAINED, THE ATHEIST, NEO JEW COMMIE PIECES OF SHITS AND THEIR HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT, TO COVER UP, HOW FUCKING DISGUSTING, LYING, HUMANITY ROTTING AND RAPING, CANCER INFESTED, INBREED PARASITES, THE NEO JEWS ARE.
SO, HOW THE FUCK, NOT EVEN THE BRITISH NEVER FOUND OUT, THE NEO JEWS BEING FULL OF SHIT, WITH THEIR FUCKING HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT, IMPOSSIBLE, TO EVER COMPLETE, IN THE TIME, THE NAZIS HAD!!!
PS: Not even DISPARU, found out this fact, he only knows, that the JEWS CANT WRITE A SINGLE STORY, EVEN REMOTELY ENTERTAINING, OR RESPECTING INTELLECTUAL HONESTY, CAUSE THEY ALSO WROTE THE HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT!!! Isnt it match made in hell, when you imbeciles, were just FINE, WITH THE HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT and now, the whole entertainment industry is exactly the fucking same!!! CAUSE THE NEO JEWS ARE FUCKING RETARDS, WHO ONLY EXIST, BY COMMITTING CRIMES, ASSASSINATIONS AND THREATS, TO GET WHAT THEY CANT WORK, TO GET. TOO FUCKING STUPID!!!
The Tolkein estate has really mismanaged this property. Pity
They don’t care as long as the royalty cheques keep rolling in.
Blame Simon Tolkien. The irony is Tolkien was contemplating writing a follow up to Lord of the Rings where Gondor started declining again under Aragorn's grandson.
I believe the movie rights aren’t owned by the Tolkien family. They were sold in the late 1960s
The Tolkien Estate has nothing to do with this movie, LOTR or Hobbit movies. The rights are owned by WB. They sold TV rights to the appendices to Amazon. That’s the extent of the Estate’s involvement.
since Christopher died, they just don't seem to care what is done to it.
Add story... to the story? You mean surgically insert your own narrative into beloved books.
to be fair it's the appendices there is a lot of wiggle room as it is a very vague history book type lore but they even manage to screw up the lore when there is barely any to follow.
@HaydenFPlaysVODSThat's how they are trying to justify it, how much longer will viewers tolerate it though?
Not enough story in those books, ya know lol
The worst part is that Helm Hammerhand's story and that of the first siege of the Hornburg is a pretty interesting story that could definitely bring a cool movie !
But for that they need to focus on the script and not the "message"...
more of a buffalo bill skin suit but I get your point :)
"Why did you go with a female lead"
"It was completely organic"
No... No it wasn't
Yeah frealaf or helm would be organic
It was completely organic, because she desired it due to her sex and political ideology. The lore, story, or where to take the franchise? No.
It was organic in the same way as 💩
@@Bailonus The term 'organically' in reference to free market production means that something occurs naturally due to natural market demands, this can be the evolution of a product or the adjustment of prices. Forcing ideology or adding regulation is the exact opposite of 'organic' Both are deciding for the market what it gets, not the market deciding what it wants. Forcing a masculine female lead is exactly not what the market wants, the evidence is overwhelming, as such the decision for this lead was the opposite of organic. The direction this demand goes is the single reason why capitalist economies work and socialist economies collapse.
She means she was already obsessed with the idea, so by the time she was given funding to do it it was easy for her to do
Movie should've just been about Helm Hammerhand and how Helm's Deep was named. That easily could've made for a fun story since it tells the badass origin one of the most iconic locations in Lord of the Rings. But no, we just had to make it all around a daughter who didn't even have a damn name in the original books.
They not only skipped Helm but also his sons who should be the next leaders of their kingdom......ok
@@augustinyeovanmengomeobame9652 Helm and his sons both die during the war, which is kinda the whole point. Helm's nephew Frealeaf becomes the next King instead. Keep in mind, Frealeaf became King BECAUSE HE WON THE WAR! He successfully defeated the Dunlendings and retook Edoras.
The daughter's only purpose in the story was that the enemy faction was trying to use her to take the throne. that's it. What happened to her is never shown. She wasn't important beyond that.
(There have been depictions of her in other LOTR-licensed media, though. Obviously non-canon. She basically just ends up getting killed during the war, and said product didn't even name her to keep it consistent with the books.)
They didnt even try to give her a proper anglo-saxon name like everyone else in Rohan, they just used the first "strong female" name they could think of which is fucking Greek
Erlos' queen had no name given = the 1st queen and mother of Numenor. Aragorn's daughters are all unnamed. The 1st queen and mother of the Rohirric nation - the queen of Eorl the Young - has no name given. While Theoden's late wife is named. There is not correlation between being named in TLOTR and the importance of a given royal Lady in Tolkien's universe.
Good choice though to name her Hera, since that's from a mythos.
I’ve been a huge fan of LOTR all my life and I just couldn’t muster a single fuck about this film. I don’t even harbour any resentment. I just can’t be arsed to watch it.
I feel the same, i just don't care anymore.
Aye zero interest myself too. I've played LoTro 17years and got every Tolkien book going ...
Same. The minute I saw the animation and the girl on the horse, I tapped out.
I loved the trilogy by peter, but I won't even bother watching anymore lotr, its all been bastardized.
life is to short to waste on this crap.
As a lifelong Tolkien fan, even her NAME is frustrating. Sure, it seems to fit on first glance (Helm, Hera. Close enough, right?), but then you remember that Hera is a name that comes from GREECE. It's the name of one of their goddesses for crying out loud. This makes her name completely mismatched in a culture full of names that stem from OLD ENGLISH. Considering just how important the linguistic aspect of his work was to Tolkien, breaking it in such a blatant fashion seems incredibly on-brand for a modern audience, but not for a story set in Middle-Earth.
Ironically all they needed to do is add a J and make it Herja and it would have worked better.
She could have just simple being called Morwen.
Or if you are totally creative, creating your own old English name.
For example: I would give the name Beowyn, which would mean „Bear joy“. Or Cynewyn, Cynehild, Mildred.
Anything at all. But no. They just took simply Hera, just they couldn‘t be bothered to use their brain for creative research.
@@Silas-Serdar Morwen is funny, because that's a character in the console versions of Lord of the Rings: The Third Age.
She's... literally just an expy of Eowyn. Except she fights with a small pair of hand axes and comes from Gondor originally.
@jrconway3
Morwen is also the name of a woman who married the second most unlucky man to exist, and she's the mother of the first most unlucky man. She deserved better. :(
@ Ah yes. The third age.
Good, old times. 😌
Lack of strong female characters in Tolkien? A character that wins a duel of wills with Sauron and puts all of Angband to sleep isn't strong?
Lúthien is overrated.
Haleth. Andreth. Galadriel. Inzelbêth. Finduilas (both of them). Belladonna Took. Areðel. Nienna.
@Madison-iw8ix how is she overrated?
I just don't like her as a character. To me, she's annoying. Too "goody-goody". Too strong. She only cares about the outside world when it involves getting what she wants; otherwise, she hides behind her mother's skirt. She stole from a thief and refused to give the property back to the original owners, who were still alive btw. She's just ... frustrating to me.
She's so benevolent, but she's totally fine with letting the Noldor die to keep the peace in the rest of Beleriand. At best, she's apathetic.
If you like her, I'm glad. I just can't stand her. I like what she was meant to be - Jirt's love letter to his wife. I hate how she actually behaves. For me, t's too much of a fairy tale in a story that is supposed to be a history. It's jarring.
I will admit, I'm very biased toward the Noldor. I've encountered very few people who like both the Noldor and the Thindar, and I'm not one of them. (I do love Beleg. And Mablung, Thranduil, and Legolas.)
@Madison-iw8ix rightful owners? You mean the sons of Feanor?
I hate that they say Tolkien had no strong female characters. As much as I fear them touching Luthien, she's right there, ready to rap battle Sauron.
They meant Tolkien didn’t have any strong man-hating female characters.
Strong obviously means acting like a macho man
Lúthien is overrated imo. I'd take Inzelbêth any day.
Arwen is a strong female character, as is Galadriel.
I was watching some footage of Liv Tyler in a TV show where she spoke the legendary elvish spell summoning the waters, it was so epic!!
My god, if I have to hear that woman say "authentically" any more, my brain is going to collapse like a bad soufflé.
Her brain probably already has.
The blank dead eyed stare does lead me to believe that what's inside that head of hers is nothing but mush.
@@Madison-iw8ix what brain?
She's dizzy from all the spin she's spitting.
Bet her soufflé is crap too !
"You might like it."
That's what they say when your friends want you to eat the strange foreign soup with actual eyeballs in it.
That’s…oddly specific.
@khfan4life365 👀
🤣👏🏻
John Silver: "I told you, Jim, that was just a prank. You're not still mad about the edible eye in your stew, are you? Old family recipees sometimes just come with parts of the old family...."
Reminds me of a story my grandfather told about his time as a diplomatic attache in Saudi Arabia, and the sultan offered him the goat eyeballs, which was a great honor. He played it well, declaring that as a mere appointed attache, he was unworthy of such a delicacy.
Why did the "girl boss" open a lemonade stand?
To prove she could slay capitalism one overpriced cup at a time!
😂
oh i see what yuou did there!!!! lol
I've said this before, but the main character's name is Hera. An ancient Greek goddess' name. Tolkien cared deeply about language, names and the meaning behind words. He would never have used a Greek name for a Rohirrim, whom I think is based off of Anglo-Saxons. Just shows you how little the people who made this know about Tolkien. Hera the Rohirrim just sounds so strange next to Eowyn, Theoden, Eomer.
They only care that it's easy for five-year-olds and Chinese to remember and pronounce.
What I loved about the women in the Lord of the Rings books was that they were FEMININE. They had parts to play, no matter how small. Yes Eyown took on the role of a man, but that was because she thought she had nothing left. (Aragorn was off to the path of the dead and he was not romantically interested in her, her father figure and brother were going off to war and leaving her behind). It took her being forced to stay in the house of healing with Faramir to realize trying to "die like a man" would not bring her peace. She married Faramir because he saw her and respected her as the LADY that she was.
Hera is just the latest embarrassment from Hollywood to miss the whole point of Eyown's story.
Exactly! 😃
It's really interesting that the woman in the interviews (director? producer?) is saying all the right things. We're winning, they no longer feel comfortable vomiting their ideology in public and now they've slid back into lying instead. They know they're wrong, FINALLY, and have to hide. This gives me hope for 6 years from now when the stories written from this point forward finally start coming out.
As a woman, I don't think the LOTR needs any "Feminist Stories". Thank you. And the animation looks like total crap.
You want a feminist story in LotR? Look up Haleth of the Haladin.
@@Madison-iw8ix Uh... she said the exact opposite of that actually.
@sandman_says_eunrunner4701
.... The "you" wasn't referring to the op comment. I was referring to the people who complain that Jirt doesn't have enough "strong female characters".
Well, at least they didn't make Hera ugly.
I'm actually surprised about that.
@@Madison-iw8ix Ah... your wording was misleading. "They" might have been a clearer choice in that instance or even "If they".
With the clarification it makes sense.
What a shocker!! But at least this tripe gives us more Disparu!!
There were several strong, intelligent female characters in LOTR. Do a series on Galadriel. Not the girl boss one but the actually competent, intelligent, wise one Tolkien wrote.
they did do a series on Galadriel.......and we been seeing how that worked out.
@@mr.s2005. The Galadriel in ROP was an idiot. She wasn’t strong as a female can be, but made into a guy stereotype. And I’m a woman saying this, not that it makes a difference. But I do agree that they just shouldn’t be allowed to have any of the IP.
They couldn't even give her a Nordic or Celtic name which is what Tolkien used as his naming basis... they had to name her Hera after a Greek goddess.
Yeah, it’s really easy to just look up Celtic, Norse/Viking, old German, etc names on a name generator or name list website.
There was a short scene in the jujutsu Kaisen anime where Itadori was watching an animated scene from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.
The character designs they used for Frodo and Sam in that scene was so much better and more fitting for a lotr anime than any of these “fire emblem” esque designs in war of the rohirrim.
I'm sick of women writers, women characters, women devs ruining every fricking IP that means something to me. You had your chance, you fricked it up now leave the work to man so they can maybe save something.
As a woman, I wholeheartedly agree
I'm sick of leftist writers. There are some decent women writers who care about the IP. They just aren't employed in Hollywood because caring about what you're writing about it "alt right".
@@Madison-iw8ix True. But the bad female writers/producers/execs outnumber the good and ruin it for the good.
@chaptermasterpedrokantor1623
Oh, absolutely. It's so frustrating. They're destroying everything women have worked for, and I despise them for it.
Don’t forget the women directors & producers! They fricked it all up too.
Thank you for making the distinction between anime and cartoon, it’s astonishing that ppl in the industry still don’t understand it
Just like The Rings of Power, this is simply fan fiction. It IS NOT Tolkien.
It is very close to tolkien lore far more than the rings of power. Just see for yourself
@sebraven
It's not close. It's closER than RoP, but that's like saying a rotten egg is closer to food than a lump of uranium.
@@sebraven not going to waste my time on fan fiction.
It could have been so simple....all they had to do was make a movie showing Helm Hammerhand walk onto a battlefield alone wearing some brass knuckle like guantlets and pummel whole armies into submission single handed. That would have been easy billion dollars.
Finally someone understands that visual and musical ques can distract from the story they're actually telling. I've been saying for years that doing those things too often is a problem with the Hobbit films becouse they constantly remind you of the better movies and people have laughed at me for it. Thank you so much Disparu for understanding!
Let's take solace in the fact that adult artists will undoubtedly create images of Hera getting piped, and there is nothing the creators of this show can do to prevent that.
Rule 34 never loses.
Rule 34 saves us again.
Now if only I cared about about Hera's design to wanna see her get railed by orcs and evil men.
5:32 "The Lord of the Rings franchise gets a much0needed jolt of feminist energy..."
Can anyone imagine an article talking about like "the Barbie movie gets a much-needed jolt of masculine energy?" Why is it "much-needed" that LotR gets feminist energy?
Our things, are THEIR things... and they want to either take them away from us, or ruin them, so that we can't enjoy them anymore.
I'd be down for a sequel to Barbie that goes all Conan the Barbarian...
They did say things like that in female movies that had some appeal to hetero men. Matter fact they still tried to have masculine male representation because dates would go see female centric movies so manly energy was usually added to it
"The Lord of the Rings franchise gets a much0needed jolt of feminist energy..."
Allow me to retort
"We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In the fealty of the God-Emperor and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I hereby sign the death warrant for this entire IP and consign a million fans to oblivion. May the Imperial justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects."
I swear the other girl in frame was laughing and rolling her eyes when that lady said "you just have to make a good movie".
In Peter Jackson's movies, Eowen at the end can be implied that she can never pick up a sword again cause of war injury from the witch king.
She gets a hero moment for a crippling cost.
Cause and effect, which dumb girl bosses can't do.
This review was particularly well done, Sir. We need wordsmiths like you in the film industry.
I am surprised Disparu hasn't released these girl boss movies feel like conditions set in divorces. Like when big studio heads divorce their old wives for new young ones, this is a condition set, 'Must make X amount of Girl Boss movies' to satisfy their old wife.
This is why you don't let people like Philippa be in charge of such a big project without supervision. Even when the Lotr movies were made she had some weird ideas back then, luckily Jackson and Co shot that down. I'm sorry but women should not be in charge of serious fantasy, let alone Tolkien. ROP and Star Wars are the best proof you need. Chronicles of Narnia are also next on the chopping block.
They can write or produce their own stuff, but keep them away at all cost from established male orientated IP's. As Chris Gore says, women writers today have a very bad habit of writing very misandrist works. Bad enough they do it in their own stuff, but in established male orientated IP's it's the friggin' kiss of DELETION!
It isn't just women who do this. It's just the women who rose through the ranks through DEI are universally terrible.
Narnia could work out; Lucy is the most active human character in the three Pevensie-focused stories already, and the character development of every single boy other than Caspian consists of learning not to be a dingus, so it's luring the agenda people into a false sense of security. Lewis was sneaky about that.
Tired. Pointless. Forgettable. Another triumph for Hollywood.
Is this a new thing Hollywood does in interviews? Instead of trashing fans they're now assuming they even have any?
Talk about missing the open layup. All they had to do was make a movie about the epic dude Helm's Deep was named after. A man called Helm freaking Hammer-Hand. Easily the most metal name in Tolkien's work. It could've been 90 minutes of him beating orcs to death with his fists with zero dialogue and it would've been better received than this nonsense. But they insist on losing money and wasting everyone's time. Literal insanity: doing the same thing over and over yet expecting different results.
16:10 Mr Disparu, you just explained, the whole Holocaust narration, what happened at Auschwitz.
"If we cant do it in real life, we can just LIE!" and destroy one average size, weird looking building and tell, "THAT WAS THE EXECUTION UNIT, THE SHOWER ROOM, OF WHICH WATER PLUMBING, THE NAZIS PUT THE ZYKLON B GAS...
(yes, so many problems already)
... to Kill, If the jews take a shower.
Yes, the jews were eastern European/Russian inbreeds, who had the WORSE personal hygiene and it might actually be, that the only place, they actually were using that gas, was in the DELOUSING CHAMBERS, in which, they only were able, to fit CLOTHES, to kill the smaller brothers and sisters of jews.
But, lets take a look in to this, even a bit closer.
1. The claim was for the SIX MILLION, DEAD NEO JEWISH CORPSES, why the Americans and...
British... (Who also started the WW2, *NOT HITLER!)* But Winston "the drunken pig" Churchill, who thought...
*"GEE, THOSE NAZIS KILLED JUST SIX MILLION JEWS, WHY DONT WE, THE PROUD BRITISH CHRISTIANS, GANG UP WITH THE AMERICAN CHRISTIAN NATION AND WITH THE CHRISTIANS ALREADY MASS MURDERING, ATHEIST, NEO JEWISH, COMMUNIST, CRIMINAL MAFIA, WHO ALREADY ASSASSINATED THE RUSSIAN ROYALS AND WHO KNOWS, WHAT HORRORS, THEY DID TO PRINCESS ANASTASIA, CAUSE THE COMMIES ARE REALLY UP FOR RAPING AND MURDERING, THE SECOND, SOMEONE DIES NOT SUBMIT UNDER THEIR TYRANNY... So, (Churchill looking at its hoof wrist, like checking the time.) About half of the Russian Christian population, is already robbed and massacred, *SO, HOW ABOUT IT!!! AMERICANS!!! WANT TO GO IN TO EUROPE TOO, WITH THE RUSSIAN NEW COMMIES, WHO WOULD LOVE, TO CONTINUE, TO MASSACRE 54 MILLION MORE PEOPLE, CAUSE THE JEWS ALREADY SWEAR!!! SIX MILLION ARE ALREADY DEAD AT POLAND!!!???"*
And naturally, Americans were DYING TO GET IN ALREADY, they never shy away, of any war offered to them...
... minus the one, of which Israelis got caught, of staging, the USS LIBERTY one. MAN, WHOLE FUCKING ISRAELI MILITARY, COULD NOT SINK, ONE INTELLIGENCE BOAT, THAT DID NOT FIGHT BACK!!! Yes, Israelis never won any wars, the opposition, were allowed to fight back or there was actual soldiers, to shoot back at them. Cause Israelis, are more like, "HAVENT WE SUFFERED ENOUGH!!!" (I bet, all the free money and you still are the VICTIMS!!!)
2. What the Americans never stop to do, was think tanking and fact checking, what it would actually even need, the nazis being able to pull off, a MASS MURDER AND CREMATION OPERATION, *OF A SIX MILLION CORPSES, IN THE TWO YEARS, THEY CONTROLLED AUSCHWITZ, POLAND*
( *Yes, not in Germany, in POLAND,* THAT WAS TAKEN OVER, BY THE ATHEIST, NEO JEWISH COMMIE CRIMINALS, WHO ALSO COMMITTED KATYNS FOREST MASSACRE, OF 22 000 POLISH CHRISTIANS, TO TAKE OVER WHOLE POLAND AND THEY DID NOT SHARE AUSCHWITZ, WITH THE GERMANS.)
a) First, they would need TIME, A LOT OF IT. Cause in Nuremberg show Trials, the jews did testify, with PRIDE, IN THEIR VOICES, "WE JEWS, ALWAYS STALLED AND EVEN SABOTAGED, IN AUSCHWITZ, *TO SLOW DOWN, THE NAZI PROGRESS!!!"* So, we are on a rough start already, to prove, the holocaust was even possible to do, in theoretical level.
b) SECOND, WE WOULD NEED A SHIT TONS OF FUEL, but. We never saw a single mention, request or even hinting at, in ANY OF THE WW2 RECORDS, AUSCHWITZ EVEN NEEDING THE SHIT TONS OF FUEL, FOR A CREMATION OPERATION, OF SIX MILLION CORPSES. I know, If I would stop now, you guys, would jump the gun and SCREAMED, "HA!!! YOU CANT PROVE, THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED, CAUSE YOU DIDNT EVEN MENTION, THE CORPSES AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM!!!"
So you c) I know, Zyklon B gas was never used in mass murder, of anyone, or in the room, they swear, the holocaust happened, cause there was never any kind of physical evidence for it, just a bunch of CHRISTIANS MASS MURDERING AND ROBBING EASTERN EUROPEAN, HYSTERICAL, GREEDY CRIMINALS, LIES, THAT IT MUST HAD HAPPENED, CAUSE THEY ARE THE HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS!!!
*(WITH ZERO BURN MARKS, TO BE FOUND ANYWHERE ON THEIR VISIBLE, DISGUSTING, LYING SKIN!)*
That means, these jews, never even BOTHER TO LOOK UP THE WORD "holocaust," WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN TO A HUMAN BEING, TO THAT DESCRIPTION, TO APPLY!!!
That leaves us to D) "HOW LONG, IT TAKES TO CREMATE JUST ONE CORPSE?"
*ANSWER: "45 Minutes, no less, no stacking the corpses,* or you waste even more time, cause you only suffocate the oven, make a mess and have to start all over again. And again, and again... Yes, remember the Nuremberg Testimony? So, I guess, they DID STACK THE CORPSES, TO FUCK UP THE WHOLE CREMATION OPERATION!!! But, I know, you are DYING TO KNOW, how much time, it would take, if they really did complete, the cremations of six million, to hide the evidence, of jewish mass murder?
*ANSWER: "Over 511 YEARS!!! NOT LESS."*
But, this was calculated, in theory:
*The Operation started with magical deaths, of neo jews, who just kept on dropping dead, TELEPORTED, RIGHT IN TO THE OVEN, AFTER THE PREVIOUS CORPSE, WAS COMPLETED.*
No using the hooked canes, to grab the dead jew, in to wheelbarrow, to transport the corpse, in to crematorium.
NO MAINTAINING, THE OVEN.
NO CLEANING THE OVEN.
NO FIXING THE OVEN.
NO TELLING STORIES TO THE OVEN.
NO SELFIES WITH THE OVEN.
NO HAVING SEX IN THE OVEN.
NO NOTHING ELSE, WITH THE OVEN, BUT THE MAGICAL NEVER GOING OUT FIRE BURNING IN THE OVEN, READY FOR THE NEXT TELEPORTED CORPSE. = The time taken, over 511 YEARS. *BUT, IF WE WANT TO CALCULATE EVERYTHING ELSE, IN TO THIS HOLOCAUST MYTH, WE GO OVER 1000 YEARS, before six million cremations are DONE!*
e) Remember, that in the HOLOCAUST TOUR, created for ARTISTIC PURPOSE AND NO PEOPLE EVER DIED, IN THE HOLOCAUST TOUR BUILDINGS! THERE ARE THE SIGNS, WITH SIX DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, THAT *"THESE ARE NOT THE ACTUAL GAS CHAMBERS, NO ONE DIED IN THESE ONES, CAUSE THEY ARE "REPLICAS" ... about the real ones, WE SWEAR!"* Cause, the originals, only existed, in the sick minds of CHRISTIANS MASS MURDERING, ATHEIST, NEO JEWISH COMMIE CRIMINALS, *WHO REALLY WANTED TO KEEP EVERYTHING, THEY STOLE, FROM THE CHRISTIANS AND ACTUALLY, WANT TO BE CALLED VICTIMS AFTER, THAN ACTUAL CRIMINAL PARASITES, IN HUMAN FORM, WHO ONLY DESERVE DEATH, WHEN THEY ARE FOUND, ON CHRISTIAN SOIL.*
So, we are at last in the F) that is for *FUCK YOU,* WHO EVER EVEN ENTERTAINED, THE ATHEIST, NEO JEW COMMIE PIECES OF SHITS AND THEIR HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT, TO COVER UP, HOW FUCKING DISGUSTING, LYING, HUMANITY ROTTING AND RAPING, CANCER INFESTED, INBREED PARASITES, THE NEO JEWS ARE.
SO, HOW THE FUCK, NOT EVEN THE BRITISH NEVER FOUND OUT, THE NEO JEWS BEING FULL OF SHIT, WITH THEIR FUCKING HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT, IMPOSSIBLE, TO EVER COMPLETE, IN THE TIME, THE NAZIS HAD!!!
PS: Not even DISPARU, found out this fact, he only knows, that the JEWS CANT WRITE A SINGLE STORY, EVEN REMOTELY ENTERTAINING, OR RESPECTING INTELLECTUAL HONESTY, CAUSE THEY ALSO WROTE THE HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT!!! Isnt it match made in hell, when you imbeciles, were just FINE, WITH THE HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT and now, the whole entertainment industry is exactly the fucking same!!! CAUSE THE NEO JEWS ARE FUCKING RETARDS, WHO ONLY EXIST, BY COMMITTING CRIMES, ASSASSINATIONS AND THREATS, TO GET WHAT THEY CANT WORK, TO GET. TOO FUCKING STUPID!!!
Hell, that plot you described would have been easy to adapt to a video game as well; even MORE money to rake in with the project
She says the female lead was an organic choice. Didn’t realize that organic now meant going in demanding a female lead to the point you pick a girl barely even mentioned in the material
An unnamed character literally from a footnote.
Like writing a movie for the guy who delivers blue milk to Dexter's Diner in Star Wars.
To feminists, "organic" means scouring source material purely for references to women.
Because they naturally avoid all the men.
Everything that comes after the badass dude who punches orcs to a pulp with his bare fists just can't compete.
Tolkien's books: "I AM THE LAW!"
That's not how Helm Hammer Hand dies. He dies freezing to death just outside the Fortress of Helm's Deep after what I could assume was another night of slaughtering dunlendings
Poor Tolkien. Although, if he was alive the bastardization of his work would not happen. For God’s sake who ever started the notion that women who liked adventures, fantasy and sci-fi want to see women doing the mens’ work. I am all for Sarah Connor and Ripley but please give me more men. That’s who I grew up with.
Christopher wouldn't have put up with it either.
Damm, you were harsh on this one, but you nail it.
This man never misses the mark! Absolutely spot on as always Disparu.👍
Really proves people have completely forgotten that the Silmarillion novel exists, in the beginning of the first or second age there was a WOMAN leading the humans and made her their leader - their Queen! And her name was Haleth!
Or what about Luthien from the story of Beren and Luthien where she has to travel a life risking journey to save the love of her life? Sure there were two other characters with her, but they were hardly around.
Friendly reminder that Beren was the "damsel in distress" at one point in the Beren and Lúthien story.
The only problem I have with the Return of the king movie is that it mostly omits Eowin´s story arc. She´s supposed to go through all the war and heroic deeds, only to realize that it´s neither glorious, nor fulfilling. So in the end she just settles down.
Its a good lesson, useful and timeless, yet mostly omitted from the most famous movie from the Tolkien´s world.
I hate the constant citation of Eowyn and her role. Everyone seems to forget, in the book, the only reason she was able to defeat the Witch King was because Merry stabbed him in the calf with his enchanted Barrow-blade. The dagger dispelled the Witch King's protective aura, allowing Eowyn to end him. Merry is the true hero. Because Jackson omitted the Barrow-downs scene, we don't have the Hobbits receiving the enchanted daggers of Westernesse, which were forged to fight the evil magic of the Witch King. Without Merry, Eowyn would have been easily beaten by the Witch King. It's an awful "stronk wahmen" moment to use as an example.
Because she is used by both sides. The defenders trying to prove Tolkein and LoTR is not sexist, and the attackers as an excuse to change more of the story.
At some point people forgot that having plot armor/fate on one's side is not an endorsement of greatness.
The thing is that Eowyn failed, but failure in Tolkien is nothing to be ashamed of, provided you did your best. Frodo failed in the end, though it took enormous courage and endurance to get as far as he did; Gandalf failed when he was killed by the Balrog, and so on. What Tolkien hated was despair, which causes people to give up and not do their duty - Denethor being the obvious example.
Folk keep forgetting that it wasn't that the Witch-King *couldn't* "fall" "by the hand of Man," it's that he *wouldnt*. It was a prophecy, not a statement saying a man couldn't kill him.
I think Peter Jackson will get some undeserved hate from this, when he hasn't been that involved.
Elwing threw herself from a cliff into the sea to die, rather than let the sons of Feanor take the Silmaril that her grandmother recovered from the devil.
Pretty badass.
I am reminded that in the BTS of The Two Towers, Philippa Boyens defended the egregious change to Faramir's character - having him covet the Ring, when in the book he was wise enough to understand its peril - as necessary, because no one could possibly be that good. I'm paraphrasing, but her cynicism left a bad taste in my mouth. And now, here she is creating a Girl Boss where it was never needed. I am treating this movie with the same disdain I feel for Rings of Power.
Probably actually said "no MAN could possibly be that good"
It's a bit more nuanced:
"If you're trying to up the tension, you don't have your main characters captured by someone who sort of interrogates them, but, not really, who then offers them a cup of tea and says, 'I'll do anything I can to help you.' It's death on film. And it's not just the effect that the character out of the book has on Frodo and Sam's journey, it's the effect that character has on the Ring. You've just been desperately trying to establish that this is the most evil thing ever created, it's tearing apart the mind of your main character, it's reduced this other character to this miserable creature Gollum, and now you come along someone who says, 'I would not touch this thing if it lay on the highway.' You've just stripped the Ring of all its power."
It never seemed to occur to Boyens that Faramir never even considered touching the ring precisely *because* he knew, from his studies with Gandalf, just how dangerous it was, & wouldn't even allow himself to opportunity to be tempted.
Not to mention these folk offering Frodo & Sam brief respite are still deep in occupied enemy territory overrun by Orcs, trolls, & fanatical warriors with giant elephants right next door to literal Hell On Earth.
The weakest part of Jackson's films was always the writing. "Let's Hunt Some Orc" indeed.
Elwing. Theowyn. Emeldir. Luthien. Tolkiennwrote about so many amazing female characters. And we get... this.
I would've loved a movie about Elwing and Eärendil!
Helm hammerhand’s daughter ruining his legacy?
I love LOTR's and now another major disappointment- just follow what Tolkien wrote how hard is that?
They did follow what he wrote, but he wrote 3 pages, they wanted to expand the story and while hera is the protagonist, helm is the main character.
As long as they had the LOTR and Hobbit books to follow and lift dialogue from they were doing alright. But Tolkien did not wrote any dialogue or story to follow for the appendices and Middle Earth history. It is after all history. So, like with Game of Thrones, once they ran out of books to turn into script they were on their own and we now find out why only Tolkien could write Tolkien and why he was a giant of literature.
Tolkien was a vehemently anti-modernist, traditionalist, localist, and conservative who wrote stories about the corruptive pursuits of power.
These writers are modernist anti-traditionalist, globalist, 'progressives' who write characters that have to win the day via attaining more power.
Ofcourse they can't stick to what Tolkien wrote, they completely oppose it but can't bring themselves to admit it.
Looking everything related to Tolkien adaptations released in the last years, we can make all affirmations how good P. Jackson LOTR trilogy aged so well.
From the clips I've seen, this is another pathetic, girl-boss bate-and-switch trash heep. I was really looking forward to this because I thought it would be about Helm Hammerhand. This is another feminist driven ripoff. Shameful. I think I'll watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy starting tonight. PS: your review was fantastic and had me rolling on the floor, as usual. Keep up the great work.
Disparu smashed this out of the ballpark! Awesome review!
The same people who prays rings of Power are shitting on this movie. this is definitely a great disturbance in the force.
Guess no Amazon doggy bags changes the shills minds
Amazon has mountains of cash to pay its shills. Warner Brothers has mountains of debt. That might limit how much you can pay your shills.
It is credibility bait,a movie so shit even shills trash it to seem less biased
I've talked to my female friends. They didn't even watch the LOTR movies. They know nothing about the lore. Hollywood is marketing to itself.
Hera: You were too much of a coward to face my father…
Wulf: There’s a difference between a cowardly act and a foolish one. However that may be beyond your comprehension.
A movie where Helm Hammerhand would be the main character would’ve been epic. But I guess his daughter who doesn’t have a name in the Tolkien lore sounded better from these studios is just mind boggling.
This almost puts Galadriel training the Numenoreans to shame.
She lied in that interview with everything she said. Wild.
We have definitively determined that the Ship of Theseus is not the same ship.
Combat, physicality, mentally, even TRUTHFULLY - As was said around 4:09 , "We have to...add story to the story..."
Eowyn and Arwen are the only females LotR needs. Nobody else can write good girls like them for the series apparently.
Galadriel ?
"You, must lead them now" was in reality "You, must shack up with a competent man who can lead them. Now."
you see, great stories like lord of the rings were born in the minds of people who endured great and terrible things like world war. today's writers have only struggled to escape the wet paper bags that their personalities were shipped in
I hate this timeline 😫
I guess now we understand why Arwen, originally a demure and delicate princess of the elves background character, was akwardly transformed into a girl boss version of Legendary elf warrior Glorifindel.
That was hardly a mystery even at the time: Boyens & Walsh were very vocal in their criticism of Tolkien's perceived flaws regarding his female characters.
Philippa Boyens didn't learn her lesson when she tried to do the same to Arwen.
Need a tutorial on this. Make it happen!
So the fortress was renamed and a statue was erected for Helm Hammerhand for, wait for it, saving his daughter and getting killed by orcs. Legendary!
Dangly bits, power of fallopian tubes, lol 😂😂😂
How did this one slip through Zeglers' fingers?
More interesting question is how come Pedro Pascal isn't in it.
I don't mind strong female characters, but you've got to write them as actual characters (instead of making them unbelievable amazing with no flaws) while keeping them consistent with the world they live in. There is a way to tell a story about a powerful female character within Tolkien's world that stays true to the lore....but that require research, imagination, and the ability to write...so can't have that.
Recently subscribed. I like this friggin guy 💪💪✊
2:25 Helm had sons why is she the one who is needed by his people and kingdom when he had sons who would have been the next leaders of the kingdom ?
How does this makes any kind of sense ? Why am I even asking this question for ?
What a waste of money and resources.
Either his sons were dead by that point in the war or they have been written out of the movie's story so she is an only child. Even then, a quick look at the wiki and his nephew took over after he died and won the war.
If you actually watch, she doesn't want to rule, the brothers are murdered in battle, she saves the people her male cousin rules the kingdom. She like in Norse mythology wants to be a shield maiden.
But be wrong and go off 😂😂😂😂
@@juliepetkovska520 My issue isn't that she doesn't want to rule but that she is treated like she is supposed to after all Helm himself said that she knows nothing of war and now we are supposed to believe that she fight soldiers and knights and lead her kingdom army ? And if every one of her brothers are dead by that point then they did a really sh*tty job to convey it because we are given no clue on that matter and why are you mentioning north mythos in an english epic fantasy who is "supposed" to be inspired by Tolkien ? Because her name is Hera which is not a British name but a Nordic one ? Someone who was so unimportant that she never was given the time of a day to even be named.
@@Bailonus It's the story narrative that I have an issue with, I know that Helm and his sons all die during that war but we are either not told that nor we have no clue on their whereabout here and what happened to the sons and had to speculate on it because they focused the story on a character who was of no major importance in the story they are supposed to adapt.
“we shall fight them at the starbucks!” oh that’s a gem right there 😂😂😂
I’m highly anticipating Secret Levels: Warhammer 40K with Henry Cavill at the helm as Demetrian Titus, no flowery colourful shit, just men purging the shit out of Orks, Heretics and the unclean.
Ah, how they squirm and cry and throw themselves haplessly against the gates. Entertaining. Alas, the will never overcome the walls. Let them try though.
The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the Deep one last time!
There are some fantastic anime out there like Frieren, Berserk and Vinland Saga that have a similar aesthetic to Middle Earth and the one thing that makes all of them amazing is a well crafted story with well written characters.
We could have had something special using a genre that would be ideally suited to Tokien's fantastical world but they just can't help themselves.
I'm getting sick of missed opportunities sacrificed on the alter of identity politics.
Disparu's voice crack should get clipped XD
Also, something occurred to me about the Vox article. I don't watch movies and be upset at stereotypes, I always see them as characters, even if I've seen familiar characters in other stories. I always seen them in the moment as their own characters, but with the Vox comments about "women being objectified, degragded" and so on, sounds like appealing to The Sisterhood, to women measuring themselves against fictional characters just like they measure themselves against each other. Which sounds like a better-then-you front trying to cover the knowledge that they are lacking something in themselves
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Also like others have pointed out, Hera's name alone reaks of the intent of these writers. Beyond the fact Hera is a Greek name as opposed to the Anglo Saxon inspiration of Rohan, who were Old English, Welsh and possibly Scottish, but the fact they chose Hera aka The Greek Goddess of Marriage and Women, really just says how little of a shit they actually gave about this story and how it's truly Lord of the Rings fanfiction.
Such an insightful video. Your humble approach makes it accessible.
Thought they could hide it in anime, ha, no dice.
Eowyn (hope I spelled that right) was a wonderful character! She was a strong woman, a delightful character with great chemistry with the characters around her. She protected and fought for her people both on the field and on the home front. She didn’t complain about being treated as a woman. This is an insult, what a shame
War of the Girlboss
Lord of the Rings needs to be public domain. If official films are going to keep missing the mark, then we don't need any films to be "official"
Even Grace Randolph bashed this movie. And thought the "princess who doesn't want to get married" story is played out now.
Disparu, would love your take on this new dune show.. it’s the acolyte sequel you’ve longed for basically
Witches, big creepy space hole, shenanigan, mid women talking.. it’s right up your alley
Yes I’ve seen the ads for that on my television and it’s just all women talking shit. That was my exact problem with house of the Dragon that nobody else seems to have picked up. It’s basically days of our lives or general hospital with dragons. Apart from the cinematography, the story was absolute rubbish. I haven’t bothered to watch the second series.
16:10 Mr Disparu, you just explained, the whole Holocaust narration, what happened at Auschwitz.
"If we cant do it in real life, we can just LIE!" and destroy one average size, weird looking building and tell, "THAT WAS THE EXECUTION UNIT, THE SHOWER ROOM, OF WHICH WATER PLUMBING, THE NAZIS PUT THE ZYKLON B GAS...
(yes, so many problems already)
... to Kill, If the jews take a shower.
Yes, the jews were eastern European/Russian inbreeds, who had the WORSE personal hygiene and it might actually be, that the only place, they actually were using that gas, was in the DELOUSING CHAMBERS, in which, they only were able, to fit CLOTHES, to kill the smaller brothers and sisters of jews.
But, lets take a look in to this, even a bit closer.
1. The claim was for the SIX MILLION, DEAD NEO JEWISH CORPSES, why the Americans and...
British... (Who also started the WW2, *NOT HITLER!)* But Winston "the drunken pig" Churchill, who thought...
*"GEE, THOSE NAZIS KILLED JUST SIX MILLION JEWS, WHY DONT WE, THE PROUD BRITISH CHRISTIANS, GANG UP WITH THE AMERICAN CHRISTIAN NATION AND WITH THE CHRISTIANS ALREADY MASS MURDERING, ATHEIST, NEO JEWISH, COMMUNIST, CRIMINAL MAFIA, WHO ALREADY ASSASSINATED THE RUSSIAN ROYALS AND WHO KNOWS, WHAT HORRORS, THEY DID TO PRINCESS ANASTASIA, CAUSE THE COMMIES ARE REALLY UP FOR RAPING AND MURDERING, THE SECOND, SOMEONE DIES NOT SUBMIT UNDER THEIR TYRANNY... So, (Churchill looking at its hoof wrist, like checking the time.) About half of the Russian Christian population, is already robbed and massacred, *SO, HOW ABOUT IT!!! AMERICANS!!! WANT TO GO IN TO EUROPE TOO, WITH THE RUSSIAN NEW COMMIES, WHO WOULD LOVE, TO CONTINUE, TO MASSACRE 54 MILLION MORE PEOPLE, CAUSE THE JEWS ALREADY SWEAR!!! SIX MILLION ARE ALREADY DEAD AT POLAND!!!???"*
And naturally, Americans were DYING TO GET IN ALREADY, they never shy away, of any war offered to them...
... minus the one, of which Israelis got caught, of staging, the USS LIBERTY one. MAN, WHOLE FUCKING ISRAELI MILITARY, COULD NOT SINK, ONE INTELLIGENCE BOAT, THAT DID NOT FIGHT BACK!!! Yes, Israelis never won any wars, the opposition, were allowed to fight back or there was actual soldiers, to shoot back at them. Cause Israelis, are more like, "HAVENT WE SUFFERED ENOUGH!!!" (I bet, all the free money and you still are the VICTIMS!!!)
2. What the Americans never stop to do, was think tanking and fact checking, what it would actually even need, the nazis being able to pull off, a MASS MURDER AND CREMATION OPERATION, *OF A SIX MILLION CORPSES, IN THE TWO YEARS, THEY CONTROLLED AUSCHWITZ, POLAND*
( *Yes, not in Germany, in POLAND,* THAT WAS TAKEN OVER, BY THE ATHEIST, NEO JEWISH COMMIE CRIMINALS, WHO ALSO COMMITTED KATYNS FOREST MASSACRE, OF 22 000 POLISH CHRISTIANS, TO TAKE OVER WHOLE POLAND AND THEY DID NOT SHARE AUSCHWITZ, WITH THE GERMANS.)
a) First, they would need TIME, A LOT OF IT. Cause in Nuremberg show Trials, the jews did testify, with PRIDE, IN THEIR VOICES, "WE JEWS, ALWAYS STALLED AND EVEN SABOTAGED, IN AUSCHWITZ, *TO SLOW DOWN, THE NAZI PROGRESS!!!"* So, we are on a rough start already, to prove, the holocaust was even possible to do, in theoretical level.
b) SECOND, WE WOULD NEED A SHIT TONS OF FUEL, but. We never saw a single mention, request or even hinting at, in ANY OF THE WW2 RECORDS, AUSCHWITZ EVEN NEEDING THE SHIT TONS OF FUEL, FOR A CREMATION OPERATION, OF SIX MILLION CORPSES. I know, If I would stop now, you guys, would jump the gun and SCREAMED, "HA!!! YOU CANT PROVE, THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED, CAUSE YOU DIDNT EVEN MENTION, THE CORPSES AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM!!!"
So you c) I know, Zyklon B gas was never used in mass murder, of anyone, or in the room, they swear, the holocaust happened, cause there was never any kind of physical evidence for it, just a bunch of CHRISTIANS MASS MURDERING AND ROBBING EASTERN EUROPEAN, HYSTERICAL, GREEDY CRIMINALS, LIES, THAT IT MUST HAD HAPPENED, CAUSE THEY ARE THE HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS!!!
*(WITH ZERO BURN MARKS, TO BE FOUND ANYWHERE ON THEIR VISIBLE, DISGUSTING, LYING SKIN!)*
That means, these jews, never even BOTHER TO LOOK UP THE WORD "holocaust," WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN TO A HUMAN BEING, TO THAT DESCRIPTION, TO APPLY!!!
That leaves us to D) "HOW LONG, IT TAKES TO CREMATE JUST ONE CORPSE?"
*ANSWER: "45 Minutes, no less, no stacking the corpses,* or you waste even more time, cause you only suffocate the oven, make a mess and have to start all over again. And again, and again... Yes, remember the Nuremberg Testimony? So, I guess, they DID STACK THE CORPSES, TO FUCK UP THE WHOLE CREMATION OPERATION!!! But, I know, you are DYING TO KNOW, how much time, it would take, if they really did complete, the cremations of six million, to hide the evidence, of jewish mass murder?
*ANSWER: "Over 511 YEARS!!! NOT LESS."*
But, this was calculated, in theory:
*The Operation started with magical deaths, of neo jews, who just kept on dropping dead, TELEPORTED, RIGHT IN TO THE OVEN, AFTER THE PREVIOUS CORPSE, WAS COMPLETED.*
No using the hooked canes, to grab the dead jew, in to wheelbarrow, to transport the corpse, in to crematorium.
NO MAINTAINING, THE OVEN.
NO CLEANING THE OVEN.
NO FIXING THE OVEN.
NO TELLING STORIES TO THE OVEN.
NO SELFIES WITH THE OVEN.
NO HAVING SEX IN THE OVEN.
NO NOTHING ELSE, WITH THE OVEN, BUT THE MAGICAL NEVER GOING OUT FIRE BURNING IN THE OVEN, READY FOR THE NEXT TELEPORTED CORPSE. = The time taken, over 511 YEARS. *BUT, IF WE WANT TO CALCULATE EVERYTHING ELSE, IN TO THIS HOLOCAUST MYTH, WE GO OVER 1000 YEARS, before six million cremations are DONE!*
e) Remember, that in the HOLOCAUST TOUR, created for ARTISTIC PURPOSE AND NO PEOPLE EVER DIED, IN THE HOLOCAUST TOUR BUILDINGS! THERE ARE THE SIGNS, WITH SIX DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, THAT *"THESE ARE NOT THE ACTUAL GAS CHAMBERS, NO ONE DIED IN THESE ONES, CAUSE THEY ARE "REPLICAS" ... about the real ones, WE SWEAR!"* Cause, the originals, only existed, in the sick minds of CHRISTIANS MASS MURDERING, ATHEIST, NEO JEWISH COMMIE CRIMINALS, *WHO REALLY WANTED TO KEEP EVERYTHING, THEY STOLE, FROM THE CHRISTIANS AND ACTUALLY, WANT TO BE CALLED VICTIMS AFTER, THAN ACTUAL CRIMINAL PARASITES, IN HUMAN FORM, WHO ONLY DESERVE DEATH, WHEN THEY ARE FOUND, ON CHRISTIAN SOIL.*
So, we are at last in the F) that is for *FUCK YOU,* WHO EVER EVEN ENTERTAINED, THE ATHEIST, NEO JEW COMMIE PIECES OF SHITS AND THEIR HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT, TO COVER UP, HOW FUCKING DISGUSTING, LYING, HUMANITY ROTTING AND RAPING, CANCER INFESTED, INBREED PARASITES, THE NEO JEWS ARE.
SO, HOW THE FUCK, NOT EVEN THE BRITISH NEVER FOUND OUT, THE NEO JEWS BEING FULL OF SHIT, WITH THEIR FUCKING HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT, IMPOSSIBLE, TO EVER COMPLETE, IN THE TIME, THE NAZIS HAD!!!
PS: Not even DISPARU, found out this fact, he only knows, that the JEWS CANT WRITE A SINGLE STORY, EVEN REMOTELY ENTERTAINING, OR RESPECTING INTELLECTUAL HONESTY, CAUSE THEY ALSO WROTE THE HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT!!! Isnt it match made in hell, when you imbeciles, were just FINE, WITH THE HOLOCAUST BULLSHIT and now, the whole entertainment industry is exactly the fucking same!!! CAUSE THE NEO JEWS ARE FUCKING RETARDS, WHO ONLY EXIST, BY COMMITTING CRIMES, ASSASSINATIONS AND THREATS, TO GET WHAT THEY CANT WORK, TO GET. TOO FUCKING STUPID!!!
@ I agree. I grew up very liberal
And supportive of idea of women in power and many positions years of observation have led me to think the complete opposite lol
I wish they’d just stop all the pandering and go back to merit.
I honestly don’t care about the female experience or want to see women failing at trying to be men
Imagine if they had made this- about helm hammerhand.
That makes to much sense!!!
Funny that Eowyn wanted to go fight, but her father wanted her to rule the kingdom.
I guess you can't please some people.
"Let this end with you and I." Tolkien didn't care about grammar either, I've heard.
I was actually looking forward to the reviews for this 😆
Its like a jammie dodger filled with marmite.....
If it can't Tolkein, it won't Tolkein.
I loved the og Galadriel but hated the Rohan chick always flirting with Aragorn even in Jackson films lol
We’ve had more than enough female characters forked in imo
Just write a new story and stop perverting Tolkien
Im just gonna say this: I'm thankful for this series for all the r34 art it's gonna give us. :)
Not a Tolkein mega-fan.
My understanding is that Tolkein believed that women were symbols
of hope, light, hearth and home.
Thus Tolkein's stories were mostly male dominated.
By inserting women into Tolkein's stories, you remove despair,
hopelessness and darkness.
Hence, Éowyn is able to kill the Witch-King of Angmar, also known as the Lord of the Nazgûl.
... and here i was hoping 'hera' wouldn't be yet another girlboss like we've seen a 1000 times over the last years.