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  • @disparutoo
    @disparutoo  2 роки тому +754

    The Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power honest reviews are out and they are FAR worse than I ever expected. Critics normally fawn over this stuff just like they have on rotten tomatoes, but even Entertainment Weekly who have marketing Rings of Power for MONTHS ripped it apart. What do you think of the reviews so far? Did you expect they would be this scathing about the first 2 episodes of Rings of Power? Let me know your thoughts down below, and as always, thanks for watching :)

    • @Running-withscissors
      @Running-withscissors 2 роки тому +55

      The EW review blew me away and its a hilarious brutal burn (everyone should read it), but it did gain the publication some credentials with me. Despite all the access and flattering Amazon laid on them, in the end, when it was time to do their job, they did. BIG burn and wish other large media would follow suit. Daily Mail was another.

    • @jchancel76
      @jchancel76 2 роки тому +41

      I personally think they are starting to read the room and are getting out in front of it. If it fails, they want to blame it on anything other than them being disloyal to the source material and hostility toward the fans, and are planting the seed now.

    • @clogs4956
      @clogs4956 2 роки тому +21

      My expectations have been subverted.
      *Sighs*

    • @gromi233
      @gromi233 2 роки тому +12

      I like you a lot but you need to "redefine" your teeth mate, those look like Sauron's army.. :(

    • @boomingbob1579
      @boomingbob1579 2 роки тому +12

      I’m kinda impressed entertainment weekly destroyed it completely apart

  • @neiluk78
    @neiluk78 2 роки тому +5306

    The World has changed, I feel it in the water, I feel it in the Earth. I smell it in the air. It began with the forging of the great books. Ideas were given to J.R.R Tolkien, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Film rights were granted to Jackson, great miner and craftsman of the mountain of lore. And nine, nine hours were gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire quality and honesty. But they were all of them deceived, for another show was made. In the Land of Amazon, in the fires of Mount Prime, the Dark Lord Bezos forged in secret a massive flop. And into this show he poured his money, his malice and his will to dominate all shows. One show to ruin them all, one show to bind them, in the Land of Amazon where the shadows lie.

    • @Madonnalitta1
      @Madonnalitta1 2 роки тому +180

      Top drawer.

    • @baur24
      @baur24 2 роки тому +112

      How tf does this comment only have 8 likes?!

    • @djnorth2020
      @djnorth2020 2 роки тому +150

      Have one "best comment on the internet of the day" for this. 👍

    • @josephgomez5566
      @josephgomez5566 2 роки тому +94

      Pin this comment please.

    • @michailchambers
      @michailchambers 2 роки тому +66

      upvote this comment

  • @Darmachakra
    @Darmachakra 2 роки тому +958

    Peter Jackson, interviewed in GreenCine December 2002: "There are certainly themes Tolkien felt were important. We made a promise to ourselves at the beginning of the process that we weren't going to put any of our own politics, our own messages or our own themes into these movies. What we were trying to do was to analyze what was important to Tolkien and to try to honor that. In a way, were trying to make these films for him, not for ourselves."
    Lindsey Weber, Executive Producer of Amazon's "Rings of Power", interviewed in Vanity Fair February 2022: "It felt only natural to us that an adaptation of Tolkien's work would reflect what the world actually looks like."
    I think, that tells it all.

    • @BronzetheGolden
      @BronzetheGolden 2 роки тому +36

      Thank you for providing me with something I should tell my family to stray them away further from this abomination!

    • @ubuu7
      @ubuu7 2 роки тому +7

      thanks for the admission Joachim, you are mad they cast too many blacks in "your" fantasy on screen.

    • @y.b4251
      @y.b4251 2 роки тому +59

      @@ubuu7 I always fancy my chance for Nelson Mandela's role. And you can't play racist card on me! I'm Asian!

    • @Masteryoda1982
      @Masteryoda1982 2 роки тому

      Disgraceful! Communistic Crap! The reels should be burnt before they air if that’s the production sentiment.

    • @MrSteve0311
      @MrSteve0311 2 роки тому +61

      @@ubuu7 Make your own stories and stop erasing White people's culture.

  • @ariatolouei5908
    @ariatolouei5908 2 роки тому +301

    "Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street and building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And that process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right"
    -George orwell, 1984

    • @shanenolan8252
      @shanenolan8252 2 роки тому +4

      Big brother is always watching sister.

    • @GYTCommnts
      @GYTCommnts 2 роки тому +7

      We are getting dangerously close to that...

    • @tubejaca
      @tubejaca 2 роки тому +8

      It makes me sad that art is being overtaken over by propaganda

    • @shanenolan8252
      @shanenolan8252 2 роки тому

      @@tubejaca me too jake very sad . As are to people who are blind to it .

    • @Dilligff
      @Dilligff 2 роки тому +12

      @@shanenolan8252 You mean 'plus-sized non-binary sibling' so as not to draw the wrath of Twits.

  • @alexmohamed9940
    @alexmohamed9940 2 роки тому +351

    “Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin good forces have invented or made”
    JRR tolkien

    • @junobi89
      @junobi89 2 роки тому +1

      Those evil POC how dare they exist 😡

    • @kékédesplages-d6d
      @kékédesplages-d6d 2 роки тому +1

      So it's not hiding anymore. Ouch, that hurts ! ^^

    • @garyvandenheuvel4535
      @garyvandenheuvel4535 2 роки тому +4

      Uh, that is not a direct quote from Tolkien.

    • @McRino1
      @McRino1 2 роки тому

      ill take sad childish witeboi with a quote tolkien never said for 100

    • @kékédesplages-d6d
      @kékédesplages-d6d 2 роки тому +8

      @@McRino1 Well he did not SAID it but it's a rewrote short quote from Frodo in the return le the king. So i guess he totaly agreed with it.
      Poor sad boy. You can go and cry somewhere else now. I won't judge. Lol
      "The shadow canot make not real new things on it's own. I don't think it gave life to the orcs. It only ruined and twisted them." Enjoy. :)

  • @Madonnalitta1
    @Madonnalitta1 2 роки тому +398

    Tolkien had a whole world with mythology, history, languages and lore. For lovers of Tolkien, this 'adaptation' is an abomination.
    "Into the pit from whence you came".

    • @Adamguy2003
      @Adamguy2003 2 роки тому +4

      Indeed.
      However, Bezos would likely respond to this by quoting the Great Goblin's line from a deleted scene of 'The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey' (btw, as much as some dislike the Peter Jackson Hobbit trilogy, I honestly thought, among other things, that it made the Great Goblin into an awesome minor villain):
      "Abominations, mutations, deviations; That's all you're gonna find down here (In 'The Rings of Power')."

    • @authorofgriz
      @authorofgriz 2 роки тому +2

      How much of that money could have made Ancalagon the black?

    • @chenhaohe6813
      @chenhaohe6813 2 роки тому +2

      Oui, each race in Tolkien's books has a detailed origin, and they have their own distinct physical characteristics. If you need actors with different looks from the original, then what you should do is create new races and new characters like fanarts, not assign them to play characters of existing races.

    • @applez4life200
      @applez4life200 2 роки тому

      @@chenhaohe6813 tbh that doesn’t really matter to me. There can be black dwarves, hobbits, elves etc. the real issue is that the story and writing are bad.

    • @yukimurasanada5945
      @yukimurasanada5945 2 роки тому

      @@Adamguy2003 i didnt not like the hobbit series as well but after watching rings of power i appriciate the hobbits series very much!

  • @rgsharrer
    @rgsharrer 2 роки тому +804

    I like the part where Galadriel was told the armor was perfect and she said “It will be…. when it fits a woman.”

    • @1981troyboy
      @1981troyboy 2 роки тому

      this guy needs to BRUSH HIS TEETH! some of that brown might come off. holy shit your teeth are nasty as fuck

    • @TheGingiGamer
      @TheGingiGamer 2 роки тому +134

      And when she said "it's Galading time" and galaded all the orcs. Truly spectacular

    • @Avarice21
      @Avarice21 2 роки тому +10

      wait for real?

    • @toddpacker1015
      @toddpacker1015 2 роки тому

      It's a great joke don't get me wrong... but it gives a massive headache and makes me want to strangle babies

    • @johnblack8655
      @johnblack8655 2 роки тому +68

      @@Avarice21 Yes. She also hissed, "Get away from her, you B!T(H!" before charging at Mothra.

  • @corneliusquincydavenportic1913
    @corneliusquincydavenportic1913 2 роки тому +126

    My favorite scene was when Galadriel lifted up two swords and said "And I am all of the Jedi" as she stabbed Sauron in the balls. Truly a tv series on Amazon. One of the shows of all time

    • @jonathancripe5776
      @jonathancripe5776 2 роки тому +11

      Is this before or after she looks into Gandalf's eyes, hands him his cane and says "You're a wizard, Gandy!"

    • @kimrasmussen7188
      @kimrasmussen7188 2 роки тому +2

      it was a cultural smorgasbord of eminence.
      it redefined cinema..nay, it redefined HUMANS
      how can i watch something else, without being disappointed? that is the problem with perfection. it can only go downhil from there.

  • @yoeribolderdijk1257
    @yoeribolderdijk1257 2 роки тому +214

    I loved the scene were Sauron asked Optimus Prime "is that an big wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
    I cried, so stunning and brave.

    • @alexyordanov6250
      @alexyordanov6250 2 роки тому +2

      Best joke so far .

    • @GodOfPlague
      @GodOfPlague 2 роки тому +1

      It's actually a very large screw driver

    • @scromly1169
      @scromly1169 2 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @avisdunrandom
      @avisdunrandom 2 роки тому

      Sincerely that a better writing that what we can see in Rings of Amazon

  • @Andreas-xu8rs
    @Andreas-xu8rs 2 роки тому +436

    The part where Gala-triel said: "You are a wizard, Optimus prime", left me speechless

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 2 роки тому +18

      "Yer a transmobile, Optimus."
      "I'ma what?"
      "Have you ever transformed, Optimus? Into something you don't understand? I need to ride you Optimus."

    • @ScáthachAssassin
      @ScáthachAssassin 2 роки тому +6

      No way. Do they actually say that? Can't be that bad can it?

    • @MuhammadDanyalKhan
      @MuhammadDanyalKhan 2 роки тому +4

      GuyLadriel

    • @Artsificial
      @Artsificial 2 роки тому

      @@DlcEnergy Uh, actually, it is Galadri-Elle.

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 2 роки тому

      Did you forget about Megamorgoth?

  • @hoggsrod7864
    @hoggsrod7864 2 роки тому +525

    The most chilling scene to me was when the witch king of angmar informed sauron that steiner didn't attack, and then sauron shouted "DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL"

  • @rembrantwithagrenade171
    @rembrantwithagrenade171 2 роки тому +502

    When Galadriel said "The cold never bothered me anyway", I cried, such a powerful scene.

    • @jmack8201
      @jmack8201 2 роки тому +30

      Or my favorite when she was like ``shantay you stay, you sashay away``

    • @osamasllamas6389
      @osamasllamas6389 2 роки тому +3

      Lmfao 😂

    • @Inkling777
      @Inkling777 2 роки тому +16

      Tolkien and Jackson's movies used marvelous language. This "The Rings of Power" has language that is limp and lifeless.

    • @jonathancripe5776
      @jonathancripe5776 2 роки тому +10

      Also when Morgoth and Galadriel share a final kiss before he goes off to war, that really touched me.

    • @suumcuique4530
      @suumcuique4530 2 роки тому +3

      lmfao a meme has to be forged

  • @subramag
    @subramag 2 роки тому +83

    My favourite part was when Sauron said ‘How did you find me?!’ And Galadriel replied, ‘Nenya business!’ and all looked upon her and despaired.

  • @porkflaps4717
    @porkflaps4717 2 роки тому +1477

    As someone who's read the Silmarillion many times, this whole thing makes me ill. The only good thing about it is the fans standing strong against it and the videos about it taking the piss.

    • @josephgomez5566
      @josephgomez5566 2 роки тому +92

      I always dreamed of a silmarillion trylogy, this is more than an insult to Tolkien, it's an insult to every fan.

    • @thevillageyid
      @thevillageyid 2 роки тому +18

      Have you read the more "recent" stories like like Children of Hurin and The Fall of Gondolin? Really good too.

    • @chrisg2739
      @chrisg2739 2 роки тому +19

      I envy anyone that could make it through the silmarillion. I tried it and I think I made it one or two chapters in.

    • @remtmy
      @remtmy 2 роки тому +15

      @@thevillageyid These two tales are part of the Silmarillion. Also, Beren and Lúthien, The Children of Húrin and The Fall of Gondolin are like all connected in a way, and its amazing (Personally I really love the Children of Húrin tale). I always pictured them as a trilogy.

    • @notsofastahole
      @notsofastahole 2 роки тому

      @@chrisg2739 I too tried.....yikes.

  • @The_Reality_Filter
    @The_Reality_Filter 2 роки тому +422

    "Bezos spent his energy in envy and hate, until at last he could make nothing save in mockery of the thought of others; and all their works he destroyed if he could."
    - J.R.R. Tolkien.

    • @IHateThisHandleSystem
      @IHateThisHandleSystem 2 роки тому +30

      A modern day Melkor.

    • @Mark_Knight
      @Mark_Knight 2 роки тому +24

      You haven't seen what I have seen.

    • @sueyourself5413
      @sueyourself5413 2 роки тому +24

      @@Mark_Knight I've seen enough.

    • @1981troyboy
      @1981troyboy 2 роки тому

      this guy needs to BRUSH HIS TEETH! some of that brown might come off. holy shit your teeth are nasty as fuck

    • @MelbourneArchviz
      @MelbourneArchviz 2 роки тому +23

      @@sueyourself5413 You... haven't... seen... what... I... have... seen...

  • @Finalsplit
    @Finalsplit 2 роки тому +104

    The best part is when Galadriel gets herself captured (on purpose, of course) and she's like: "None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!". 10/10 Yas queen slay!

    • @agentcooper6361
      @agentcooper6361 2 роки тому +4

      Heh. That line from Watchmen is one of my favorites.

    • @horsemumbler1
      @horsemumbler1 2 роки тому

      @@agentcooper6361
      It's the punchilne to a very old story, much older than Watchmen.

    • @jonathanhendrix2925
      @jonathanhendrix2925 2 роки тому +3

      @@horsemumbler1 called what?

  • @greeses5482
    @greeses5482 2 роки тому +83

    when John Wick told Galadriel "with great power comes great resposibilities" I knew, this show is something truly remarkable

    • @solarmaru49
      @solarmaru49 2 роки тому +2

      It’s galadrielin time

    • @bigbengamer
      @bigbengamer 2 роки тому +2

      Stop butchering the lore. Wick never puts that many words in a single sentence.

  • @edwardp7725
    @edwardp7725 2 роки тому +71

    It boggles my mind how they can fuck this show up. Galadriel from LOTR is one of the most powerful female characters I've ever seen on screen. Like her scene from Fellowship with Frodo still gives me chills.
    And then you give us THIS wannabe? It's like they think the only way a female can be strong is if they can swing a sword.

    • @knotengajin7359
      @knotengajin7359 2 роки тому +16

      She is the most powerful elf left in Middle-Earth, born several thousand years ago in Valinor during the time of the Two Trees where she could hobnob with minor deities. Her kingdom of Lothlorien was modeled after Melian’s girdle of Doriath being somewhat hidden. Her power was wisdom and foresight not swordsmanship and acrobatics.

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns 2 роки тому +7

      It's simply robbery, as well as a reskin. They steal the IP and hollowed the original identity ie the essence of the entire epic, then they even tear the skin they stole apart, resew it, dyed and put makeup on it.

    • @thepewplace1370
      @thepewplace1370 2 роки тому +6

      It's pathetic. To them, "strong whamen" is just making their women act like men. Meanwhile, they robbed her of what made her so impressive and powerful in the actual material: wisdom, discipline/strength of will, leadership, ethereal femininity, not needing to swing a sword to exercise her power, etc.

    • @knotengajin7359
      @knotengajin7359 2 роки тому +3

      @@thepewplace1370 They miss what Elves and elven magic were in Tolkien. Elves were of Arda and bound to Arda. Arda was created in song. Finrod and Luthien battle through song. Their magic thus can influence the physical makeup of Arda to an extent. Feanor’s palantir and Galadriel’s mirror allowed you to see across distance and time on Arda. They weren’t anime acrobatic swashbucklers.

    • @thepewplace1370
      @thepewplace1370 2 роки тому +3

      @@knotengajin7359 they are so single minded as to think strength can only be applied through physical force, which isn't even true in our world, let alone Tolkien's

  • @Hopium500
    @Hopium500 2 роки тому +646

    When galadriel stood on her horse and starting riding it like a surfboard proceeding to say "it's gil galadin time" I truly felt it. One of the shows ever.

    • @lunakoala5053
      @lunakoala5053 2 роки тому +37

      It certainly was one of the shows ever.

    • @Hopium500
      @Hopium500 2 роки тому +20

      @@lunakoala5053 a show it certainly was.

    • @plasmaarmelund
      @plasmaarmelund 2 роки тому +6

      This “when x did this” joke is getting really old. Please stop it.

    • @Hopium500
      @Hopium500 2 роки тому +38

      @@plasmaarmelund no.

    • @Blakmagic88
      @Blakmagic88 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @GlassicGamer
    @GlassicGamer 2 роки тому +368

    The fact that they fired the Tolkien expert early in because he did not want to make it "Lord of the Woke" should tell you everything.

    • @MsFingolfin
      @MsFingolfin 2 роки тому

      And you know this for a fact ? Could you cite the source

    • @dischargeconductor7305
      @dischargeconductor7305 2 роки тому +25

      @@MsFingolfin Uninformed people demanding sources are so ridiculous 😂

    • @Hailtothebreak
      @Hailtothebreak 2 роки тому +12

      @@MsFingolfin Links aren't allowed, look up tom shippey is out at amazon. Was not 100% confirmed and the reason was also not 100% confirmed. (As far as I am aware)
      Also I don't think asking for proof is bad, but this is not hard to find.

    • @TangiersIntrigue
      @TangiersIntrigue 2 роки тому +1

      That says more about the average "Tolkien expert" and the nerd rage around this than about the show itself.

    • @powereduppacman426
      @powereduppacman426 2 роки тому

      233 likes (at time of posting) for a comment saying something that noone has ever said. Butt-hurtness of the highest order. It's pathetic.

  • @annemosley5585
    @annemosley5585 2 роки тому +18

    The Lord of the Rings was deeply rooted in Anglo-Saxon history and mythology. Tolkien was a professor of Anglo-Saxon history and had a deep love and knowledge of his subject. He stayed true to the roots of this culture and that is where the magic lies. European folklore is in our DNA and that is why Lord of the Rings was so stirring. Messing with this ancient blend of history and mythology strips it of its authenticity and as a result its magic.

  • @donaldcatanzaro5318
    @donaldcatanzaro5318 2 роки тому +172

    When Galadriel said "Hello. My name is Galadriel. You killed my father. Prepare to die" it was iconic and one for the ages.

    • @jonathancripe5776
      @jonathancripe5776 2 роки тому

      She is looking for the six fingered man still to this day.

    • @Calupp
      @Calupp 2 роки тому +7

      A bold and genuine breakthrough in film history.

    • @MrRanaVenenosa
      @MrRanaVenenosa 2 роки тому

      dude you look like the serial killer BTK!

  • @tomharrington1453
    @tomharrington1453 2 роки тому +131

    We watch Shakespeare in the park with invisible props and love it. We listen to books on tape and nothing but a disembodied voice can transport us to another world. Great visuals are meaningless if the story isn't any good.

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 2 роки тому +1

      👏👏👏

    • @idawg7332
      @idawg7332 2 роки тому +8

      Going off of the trailer the visuals dont even look good. The movies look better and they are from 2 decades ago

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 2 роки тому +7

      Hell, video games have proven this point over and over and over again.
      There are games that haven’t aged well visually or just have absolutely hideous art direction and yet are some of the most entertaining experiences I’ve ever had.

    • @kathleenhensley5951
      @kathleenhensley5951 2 роки тому +11

      Exactly. They used pepper shakers on the first Star Trek and computers did not exist so there is no great CGI on the show... but I'll watch Trouble with Tribbles over anything they produce today, without a doubt, and loving the story because they made me believe, for one hour, that they were really on a space station.
      The magic of theater ... of acting, real acting, is that the actor can grab our imaginations and we are transported. WE forget our realities, we forget this world... even our pains..

    • @tomharrington1453
      @tomharrington1453 2 роки тому +4

      @@kathleenhensley5951 And the tribbles were the plastic heads of baby dolls that they covered with extra hair or something.

  • @kaizokujimbei143
    @kaizokujimbei143 2 роки тому +533

    When Guyladrrriel stood up to address the diverse Numeroneans she prefaced her speech with an audible fart. Her first words to the crowd were "There was a tempest in me." So stunning and brave.

    • @toddpacker1015
      @toddpacker1015 2 роки тому

      Elrond screaming from the top of his lungs: There are too many mothereffing orcs in this mothereffing plane... so much emotion you can really feel like you're in the plane

    • @Madonnalitta1
      @Madonnalitta1 2 роки тому +2

      Who, what? Galadrial perhaps.
      Read; it's good for you.

    • @atomicdancer
      @atomicdancer 2 роки тому +52

      "I fart in your general direction!" said Grrrladriel, mighty and fairest of all elves. "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

    • @thinkwithurdipstick
      @thinkwithurdipstick 2 роки тому +40

      @@Madonnalitta1 are you trying to correct his obvious joke spelling of Galadriel? Tends to pay if you make sure your correction is actually, well, correct.

    • @canondocre8650
      @canondocre8650 2 роки тому

      @@thinkwithurdipstick Well said. what a douche that person must be. I could smell the vinegar through my screen.

  • @joshualoveless20
    @joshualoveless20 2 роки тому +146

    I died laughing when Galadriel walks in to the Kitchen and catches Elrond with the Apple Pie.

  • @silverchairsg
    @silverchairsg 2 роки тому +61

    I really seriously think that if the Koreans had the rights to LOTR, they would have made a better show. Their movie and TV industry is really very sophisticated nowadays, and sometimes it surpasses Hollywood.

    • @darianstarfrog
      @darianstarfrog 2 роки тому +9

      Agreed

    • @Alexs.2599
      @Alexs.2599 2 роки тому +10

      Oh yeah Korean writers and producers would have been more faithful to the lore world simply out of respect for Tolkien.

    • @Crichjo32
      @Crichjo32 2 роки тому +4

      It's indicative of the sad state of western entertainment now. I'm sure Koreans or Japanese would have done a far better and more respectful job

    • @Saint_Cuthbert
      @Saint_Cuthbert 2 роки тому

      Any Korean show recommendations?

    • @perrymason4740
      @perrymason4740 2 роки тому +2

      Or even the Japanese could've done this show justice

  • @eros5420
    @eros5420 2 роки тому +127

    My favorite part was went Galadriel went up to Sauron and said "I need to speak to the Woman in charge."I stood up and clapped.

    • @knotengajin7359
      @knotengajin7359 2 роки тому +24

      When Galadriel told Elrond she had seen things and he responded, “I used to be an adventurer, then I took an arrow to the knee”, I literally wept.

    • @williamcowell1889
      @williamcowell1889 2 роки тому +4

      That was an actual line in the series?

    • @ragalthor
      @ragalthor 2 роки тому +10

      @@williamcowell1889 yes

    • @thomasjefferson2676
      @thomasjefferson2676 2 роки тому +4

      Stunning!

    • @Scorecatron
      @Scorecatron 2 роки тому +4

      Truly a moment of a time

  • @thisfireburns9474
    @thisfireburns9474 2 роки тому +402

    The part when Elrond proclaimed, “Be excellent to each other!” and Sauron added, “Party on, dude!” and then Galadriel retorted, screaming “This… is… SPARTA!” and morbed them into the pit was breathtaking! Tolkien could not have even done it better!

    • @SpookyChaat
      @SpookyChaat 2 роки тому +13

      Omg 😳 now I am scared to watch it even more

    • @7yep4336dfgvvh
      @7yep4336dfgvvh 2 роки тому

      Are you kidding?

    • @a.r.s
      @a.r.s 2 роки тому

      @@7yep4336dfgvvh what do u think😂

    • @jaideepshekhar4621
      @jaideepshekhar4621 2 роки тому +8

      @@7yep4336dfgvvh Wdym? It absolutely happened! XD

    • @jacksimpson8529
      @jacksimpson8529 2 роки тому +7

      I adored the flashback that showed Eru Himself throwing sand into the eyes of Ar-Pharazon and his army, before he sunk him, his fleet and Numenor into the ocean with the power his sick dancing.
      Him capping it off with "Stings, doesn't it?" was the icing on the cake. I was moved to tears.

  • @skiltonjackmusic
    @skiltonjackmusic 2 роки тому +49

    Trying to appeal to Tolkien fans, without following a Tolkien story, is like trying to scuba dive without oxygen.

    • @joylynch5204
      @joylynch5204 2 роки тому +2

      Good analogy. This is true. I wish they hired directors and writers passionate and somewhat knowledgeable though. I wonder if most even read the book

  • @PhillipChalabi
    @PhillipChalabi 2 роки тому +42

    I will never forgive turning one of my favorite female characters, who never resorted to the sword, who learned at the knee of Melian the Maia, who passed the ultimate test of will which Gandalf himself feared and avoided, into Xena warrior princess in dollar store armor.
    A dirty litter box, in a dumpster, that is on fire, floating down a shite stained river?

    • @bearwoodian8607
      @bearwoodian8607 2 роки тому +1

      Never once? Hmm

    • @Madonnalitta1
      @Madonnalitta1 2 роки тому +6

      @@bearwoodian8607 no, the whole point was that she had inner strength.
      Not once.

    • @bearwoodian8607
      @bearwoodian8607 2 роки тому

      @@Madonnalitta1 I disagree.

    • @PhillipChalabi
      @PhillipChalabi 2 роки тому +3

      @@bearwoodian8607 Go on then, give the example that disproves my statement.

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc 2 роки тому +2

      Galadriel is stated to have taken part in a number of wars and fights, and often well-before he could make much use of her ring. I've seen the arguments and references, and the best we can say is they're unclear. She was there in SOME capacity inarguably. She is also described many, many times by Tolkien as athletic and valiant. Which of course isn't the same as 'handy with a sword', but she is also described as joining in with physical games and contests in her 'youth'. And she is thirteen hundred years old.
      I will happily grant that she probably never focused to any great degree on swordsmanship, but when you have thirteen hundred years that's a lot of time to pick stuff up. Galadriel is not going to be some wilting flower when some guys want to have a fencing match... she's rather obviously going to want to join in. She is universally described as wise but not afraid of combat and involved in combat, so that pretty much does necessitate some familiarity with arms and armour, because charging into combat with NO familiarity is FOOLISH, even if you are really wizardy. And remember that Gandalf himself was handy with a sword. It's not alien to wizards to learn such things.
      Occam's Razor seems to suggest that there's scant evidence to suggest she's a 'warrior queen' the way the Amazon show wants to depict her, but also scant evidence to suggest she 'never touched a sword' as others want to claim. The truth is almost certainly in the middle. I'm sure she spent a few years learning swordsmanship (and a few years isn't much to an elf), just as she probably spent time familiarizing herself with bows, daggers, and anything else her troops would be using. If nothing else, she is described as a commander and wanting to lead a people, and a wise commander would understand the capabilities of her troops and be able to hold her own in the back of the army if not the front.

  • @spoiler321
    @spoiler321 2 роки тому +153

    When Cirdan the shipwright says after a long journey at sea, "I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore", classic, meta, intense. Or when the female orc boss, after slaying an elf, says, "Leave the sword. Take the canoli". . . transcends culture and time in one fell swoop. Daring and brilliant.

    • @knotengajin7359
      @knotengajin7359 2 роки тому +9

      When Durin asked Halbarad, “did you bump uglies with my sister?” I screamed preach it brother!

    • @greatestscott6599
      @greatestscott6599 2 роки тому +5

      When Galadriel and Míriel kissed and Chief Brody said, "You're gonna need a bigger ship", my Sting turned blue with envy -- truly om-nom-Namárie delicious.

    • @stanleyfranks9891
      @stanleyfranks9891 2 роки тому +3

      After the Balrog awoke in nearby Khazad-dûm, Nimrodel grew uneasy in Lórien so She fled, and made her way to the edge of Fangorn Forest, but could not enter it. Thats when Amroth found her and said “I’m getting Too old for this shit Riggs”….. I was dazzled… a tear ran down my cheek… Stunning… Brave… Pure…. Just like a Giraffes Black tongue glistening in the moonlight of Endor…. on this night there be a nocturnal emission upon Saurons own Hanes “Tag Free” boxer briefs….

    • @iSupplanter
      @iSupplanter 2 роки тому +1

      Only second to the scene where Samwise goes crazy in that hotel and ends up freezing outside of it

    • @basedlord88
      @basedlord88 2 роки тому

      So true

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 2 роки тому +36

    When Galadriel watched in horror as the blue-haired female(?) zombie hoard began ripping Luke Skywalker, the Terminator and Dr. Who apart while Captain America was telling her, “RUN!” I got chills because I knew shit was going DOWN.
    And then I was out of my seat when Kevin Fiege appeared and said, “Its Morbin time!”

  • @PROVOCATEURSK
    @PROVOCATEURSK 2 роки тому +28

    I got chills when Thrall summoned Mjolnir and screamed: This is Sparta!

  • @zerowykd
    @zerowykd 2 роки тому +56

    OMG, when Boromir looked at Merry and Pippin and said, "Never tell me the odds." Absolutely moving.

  • @doc.hipocrates9644
    @doc.hipocrates9644 2 роки тому +334

    What Amazon did not expect is that Tolkien fans are educated, intelligent readers, deeply rooted to Tolkien's creations. It is like wanting to change the religion of a devotee. The Lord of the Rings is not just fantasy, it is the representation of the good overcoming the evil that surrounds the world... and therefore all this seems to me to be a great irony.

    • @bonkybrian5243
      @bonkybrian5243 2 роки тому +17

      @Roberto Biagio Randazzo How did you read the Silmarillion twice and not finish the lotr?

    • @bonkybrian5243
      @bonkybrian5243 2 роки тому +12

      @Roberto Biagio Randazzo I wasn't judging your taste in books, it just seemed a bit odd your 2 favourite Tolkien Middle Earth books are the Hobbit and the Silmarillion and you never finished the LoTR books, is all I was saying

    • @Pdmc2016
      @Pdmc2016 2 роки тому

      @Roberto Biagio Randazzo that is weird lol you’re doing it all ass backwards 😂

    • @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886
      @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886 2 роки тому +5

      @Roberto Biagio Randazzo Muster your Courage and Finish the book Trilogy my fellow Tolkien fan. It is worth it in the end believe me.

    • @afro9511
      @afro9511 2 роки тому

      Vcs são tão inteligebntes que não conseguem escovar os dente kkkkkkkkkkk

  • @osas2kul
    @osas2kul 2 роки тому +212

    I almost cried when Sauron said "you being a woman must mean you're not a man". Just fantastic!

    • @parthsavyasachi9348
      @parthsavyasachi9348 2 роки тому +16

      "so you decided to identify as woman today that means you are not a man today"

    • @rigelb9025
      @rigelb9025 2 роки тому +8

      And ironically, Eowyn's line in Peter Jackson's Return of the King , ''I am no man!!'' as she defeats the Witch-King of Angmar, as simple as it is, just hits so hard. Masterful storytellinng and appropriate context can move mountains.

    • @lordfeeda9627
      @lordfeeda9627 2 роки тому +7

      Sauron is transphobic

    • @virtueofabsolution7641
      @virtueofabsolution7641 2 роки тому +1

      @@rigelb9025 honestly even that was pretty awful. I know it’s trendy to go “this thing unequivocally bad that thing unequivocally good” but that line absolutely foul-tarnished an otherwise pretty good scene. Though it’s debatable how well it was set up and executed as it’s supposed to be one of the big comes of the movie.

    • @AubergineWomans
      @AubergineWomans 2 роки тому +2

      @@virtueofabsolution7641 What? She says that because the Witch King has an entire prophecy about not being killed by a man. It's one the thematic points in the movie. The bad guys think they are invincible and underestimate the little guys. Witch king underestimates a Hobbit and a woman, Sauron underestimates the Hobbits and Gollum.

  • @boon240
    @boon240 2 роки тому +41

    Loved it when Galadriel scales the Ice Wall to fight the wildlings and night walkers. What a moment when Helbrant tell her "you know nothing"

    • @ABurntMuffin
      @ABurntMuffin 2 роки тому

      i shid n came wen gloodriel sed "no u"

    • @TheRentown
      @TheRentown 2 роки тому

      YOU KNOW NOTHING JOHN SNOW

  • @_goldfarb_
    @_goldfarb_ 2 роки тому +15

    The Times: "Despite the inventiveness that the creators have had to deploy to populate Tolkien’s world with fresh, non-canonical characters, the whole thing has the vibe of terrified executives carrying an exceedingly expensive vase across a slippery floor."
    LOL.

  • @keeparkansaslegal
    @keeparkansaslegal 2 роки тому +271

    Tolkeen wanted to copy child stories in his work like when he wrote the following; Sauron changed into a werewolf and knocked the doors to Moria saying,"Little Pig, Little Pig let me in", to which his favorite character Disa replied,"not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!"

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir 2 роки тому +21

      "Here's Sauron!!!!" He added before Galadriel sliced his hand with a knife.

    • @leonmachin4948
      @leonmachin4948 2 роки тому +5

      Tolkeen (what?) copy child stories (what?)
      Disa doesn’t have facial hair

    • @wozn7195
      @wozn7195 2 роки тому +12

      Such a smart move to fly the eagles in a circle around the oliphants to tie their legs together with ropes o.O

    • @doma7956
      @doma7956 2 роки тому +11

      @@leonmachin4948 whoosh

    • @doma7956
      @doma7956 2 роки тому +8

      @Ralph Reilly another whoosh

  • @thetraveler7368
    @thetraveler7368 2 роки тому +236

    The fact that just about the entire cast preached how proud they are about how they all injected modern politics into the show just proves that they haven’t read and/or don’t understand Tolkiens work.

    • @piggypooo
      @piggypooo 2 роки тому +17

      But Sauron is like so hawttt, yassssss gurlfraynd !

    • @gavinblackburn3105
      @gavinblackburn3105 2 роки тому +26

      They don't care about Tolkiens workand never did, there is no attempt to honour his legacy , it's just another franchise they can "improve" with the message, this series is going to make a lot of careers mainly for youtube commentors and not for the stars of the show.

    • @darencelan7617
      @darencelan7617 2 роки тому +3

      Which specific part of the episodes do you feel was filled with politics?

    • @smartcraft919
      @smartcraft919 2 роки тому

      @@piggypooo hot?

    • @piggypooo
      @piggypooo 2 роки тому

      @@smartcraft919 yeah..

  • @SKnight1968
    @SKnight1968 2 роки тому +82

    I loved how Princess Disa whispered in her husband's ear "I'm the first female dwarf on screen".
    To which he replied "Huh, sorry honey but there were about 6-7 female dwarfs seen before your character was first seen on screen". That was priceless!
    She's not even the first female dwarf on screen in her own series.

    • @polkaking237
      @polkaking237 2 роки тому +8

      We even seen female dwarves in the extended edition of the hobbits first movie

    • @SKnight1968
      @SKnight1968 2 роки тому +8

      @@polkaking237 Yep, so it's pretty narcistic of her making such claims. And it's also quite ironic since she's not even the 1st female dwarf in her own series. Before we see her appear on screen for her first time, we saw a few female dwarfs before her. So, the irony is strong with this one.

    • @TheOriginal_Unaleska
      @TheOriginal_Unaleska 2 роки тому +2

      @@SKnight1968 Same thing about the whole "females in action movies" business with Marvel and Bree Larson.
      Like fuck Ellen Ripley and Sarah Connor I guess?

    • @SKnight1968
      @SKnight1968 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheOriginal_Unaleska Agreed! We've had so many female hero leads through the decades that were all successful and totally embraced by men and (there wasn't any feminist bs issues then, so why are there issue now?). The Bionic woman, Charlie's angels, Wonder Woman, Cagney & Lacey, Isis, Supergirl, Ripley, Sarah Connor, Buffy, Samantha "Bewitched", Genie, I love Lucy, Mary Tyler Moore, Laverne and Shirley, Alice, Gilmore Girls, Murder she wrote, Police woman, Murphy Brown, The Golden girls, Xena, Nancy Drew, to name but a few. The list is much longer and distinguished that would be too long to totally enumerate.
      So, it's pretty hypocrite for female writers, directors, producers saying that men are misogynistic and don't like female leads in movies and tv series. It's never been an issue back then so why is it an issue now, according to those women complaining about their shows or movies failing because of men who can't get behind female leads?

  • @johns1625
    @johns1625 2 роки тому +88

    Elrond: "Put up your sword Galadriel"
    Galadriel: "But then what will I have?"
    Those two lines on their own are absurd and hilarious in like six different ways.

    • @sphinyal8758
      @sphinyal8758 2 роки тому +10

      I read lotr for the first time this year, currently reading the Silmarillion and my heart just bleeds.

    • @tun0fun
      @tun0fun 2 роки тому +28

      She's a 5000 year old sorceress who is the most magically powerful of all elves, was trained and mentored by the being who invented Dwarves and smithing, the being who invented plants and birds and the 4th most powerful maia who specialised in protection and was more powerful than Ungoliant.
      But yeah, let's make her hit shit with pointy bits of steel.

    • @joshuafischer684
      @joshuafischer684 2 роки тому +19

      @@tun0fun Galadriel could be as old as 42,000 and as "young" as 25,000. She is unbelievably ancient and has learned from the gods of Arda. She is a fantastic character to base a story on, but the writers chose to write her as a generic hot-headed 20-something yass kween slaaaaaay.

    • @kalm6872
      @kalm6872 2 роки тому +1

      We knew it was bad when we saw it in trailer

    • @WeekEndCousinal
      @WeekEndCousinal 2 роки тому +2

      @@tun0fun not exactly sure they know who is Un-guy-oliant btw

  • @MrLolguy93
    @MrLolguy93 2 роки тому +93

    When Galadriel told Elrond she wanted to speak with his manager, I clapped with joy
    Yas queen slay

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 2 роки тому +11

      My favorite part was when Gadalderiel turned to Treebeard and cried, “RUN FOREST RUN!”

    • @infinitespace2520
      @infinitespace2520 2 роки тому +3

      @@NathanCassidy721 And then Forest started foresting

    • @tomanderson9202
      @tomanderson9202 2 роки тому

      @Infinite Space Foresting? Or deforesting? Ayo /o/

  • @fatrick9001
    @fatrick9001 2 роки тому +254

    Disparu you have been absolutely killing it lately with your RoP coverage! Keep on hustling and I think you'll be over 100k soon. What I have appreciated in particular is the detail in which you have broken down the corporate shill narratives. You get into their thinly disguised motivations, you expose the spin and the absurdity of their underlying ideology, and explain the nuanced arguments of why fans of Tolkien don't like this. Keep it up!
    I suggest collaborating with George The Giant Slayer sometime, since 1) you two will both be covering this extensively anyways 2) you're both pretty passionate and eloquent about this topic in particular and 3) you're both relatively new youtubers. You newer content creators don't always have to go on the bigger channels when there's loads of other guests on them as well, and I think you could draw a lot of people in just because both of you crush in your coverage of this topic. And I like seeing loads of competition in this vidya niche as a spectator. 😉

    • @CJ-hx9du
      @CJ-hx9du 2 роки тому +13

      Disparu is up there with critical drinker and itsagundam.

    • @hanskneesun123
      @hanskneesun123 2 роки тому +11

      Agreed, Disparu's dissection of the industries latest foul smelling offerings has become more entertaining than the actual shows / movies.

    • @zeez1355
      @zeez1355 2 роки тому +6

      Good suggestion cooperating with the George the Giant Slayer...it would be more interesting and entertaining if there are just the two of you instead of 4 or 5 with the Drinker because there is a better dynamic and each of you gets more time to talk

    • @MumblinBerk
      @MumblinBerk 2 роки тому +7

      Well said, Andrew. Disparu has been juist KILLING it, lately. His insightful analysis is on point, eloquent and bitingly funny. He reminds me of a British George Carlin! (a bit).
      THANK you, Disparu. Your diligent hard work Shines through, and it's much appreciated. Just wanted you to know that.

    • @1981troyboy
      @1981troyboy 2 роки тому

      this guy needs to BRUSH HIS TEETH! some of that brown might come off. holy shit your teeth are nasty as fuck

  • @blacksheep9505
    @blacksheep9505 2 роки тому +75

    When Galadriel said: "I'm the captain now!", and then jumped into the middle of an ocean left me speechless.

    • @y.b4251
      @y.b4251 2 роки тому +6

      You are shallow my friend. The part where she made the ship turn and lured Captain America's ship into the Devil's Triangle is the best part. Strong female captain.

    • @brandonrice1124
      @brandonrice1124 2 роки тому +1

      It gave me brain damage.

  • @wetincornwall6882
    @wetincornwall6882 2 роки тому +41

    When guyladriel threw sauron off Nakatomi Plaza and as he fell he said "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die."
    And she replied, "get away from her you b1 tch!"
    I literally died.

  • @CarParts08382
    @CarParts08382 2 роки тому +74

    My favorite part is when Smeagol's unknown sister, Logaems, entered the opening scene and killed it with the iconic line, _"This is my boomstick!"_
    The _Turds of Powah_ has positively, absolutely given my small bigoted mind explosive diarrhea with its astronomically profound writing!

    • @jangofett4547
      @jangofett4547 2 роки тому +2

      Oh yes.. we need a female gollum too now....

  • @davec5153
    @davec5153 2 роки тому +82

    A lot of the critics had no other choice than being honest. There is so much scrutiny on this that it'll be obvious if they lie and they lose all credibility.

    • @CLove511
      @CLove511 2 роки тому

      I'm already set to burn anyone who gave the fake reviews they were paid to, and anyone who praises this deserves the same.
      Just waiting for Chris Cuckmann to come out and praise it and shred the last bits of his credibility.

    • @tharnator6018
      @tharnator6018 2 роки тому +9

      Most critics have lost all credibility a long time ago... when you see how they keep being completely not in phase with the audience reviews afterwards on Rotten Tomatoes. They're just useless today.

  • @Nopeasaurus
    @Nopeasaurus 2 роки тому +39

    I loved the part when everyone bowed down to Sauron, including the dark lord Bezos and he placed a ring of power on each one of their fingers and handed them each a glass of a wine and said "Drink, this is my blood."

    • @martinmayhew145
      @martinmayhew145 2 роки тому

      They did that having lesbian Frodo and Sam characters

  • @danielw.8356
    @danielw.8356 2 роки тому +65

    It really hurts as a Tolkien Fan. I want to love it. I want to love the amazing and beautiful cinematography. Which I do. However, I cannot ignore at the same time, the horrid writing, the horrid portrayal of chars, the horrid lore changes, and the horrid betrayal towards Tolkein. I almost wish everyone was silent, and I just got to see the cities, boats, mountains, etc. And that was it. At this point, that would of made a better show than what I watched.

    • @Alexs.2599
      @Alexs.2599 2 роки тому +5

      Same here it's a bitter disappointment thus series wasn't more faithful to Tolkien's lore world.

    • @kdnu27
      @kdnu27 2 роки тому

      You haven't watched it yet and you already have an opinion. That's a definition of stupidity.

    • @TangiersIntrigue
      @TangiersIntrigue 2 роки тому +3

      Somehow, Peter Jackson's take on Tolkien was far more forgiven despite how he directly ignored the source material, or fully went against it. Rings of Power is based on more flexible source material, and it can take a lot more liberties. Let's face it. Most of the criticism was, to put it bluntly, simply racist.

    • @danielw.8356
      @danielw.8356 2 роки тому

      @@TangiersIntrigue Because he didn't betray chars. outright. Despite making gimli more comical, he didn't betray him completely.
      A Galadriel who should be married already, and have a daughter. Is acting like a mary sue karen teenager. When she is thousands of years old.
      Elrond gets shit on, for not know tragedy? When he fought in the wars, and experienced some of the worst tragedy in Tolkein lore.
      That is why. Viggo Mortenson was probably the best casting choice for Aragon. Eowyn was played to a tee and was inspiring. Elrond was very much Elrond.
      Yes was it stupid Aragon didn't have his sword the whole time, or that Arwen replaced Gil-galad. ABSOLUTELY. However, the other choices like ghosts on the pelennor fields are understandable because they are movies and have shorter times. If we had Aragon going around collecting all the lords and fiefdoms to save Minas Tirith, we would of had a whole other movie or two. And monetary wise, they just couldn't pay for that all.

    • @humanity600
      @humanity600 2 роки тому

      @@TangiersIntrigue I am black.
      Focusing on a characters skin instead of, you know, their character, is a recipe for disaster. It's not racism. What is racist is saying that you cannot identify with people of other skin colors. What is racist is comparing black people to orcs. Gtfo.

  • @Moredread25
    @Moredread25 2 роки тому +105

    You know you've lost the mainstream when Entertainment Weekly feels free to not be nice to your show.
    I think even mainstream sources feel free to not be nice to the show because they've read the room and know that people clearly aren't buying what the creators of the show are selling and that they'll lose credibility if they don't tell it like it is, so I guess you and I have reached the same conclusion.

    • @Adamguy2003
      @Adamguy2003 2 роки тому +11

      You got it!
      Plus, while the "woke" movement isn't dead yet, it IS dying, and thus the EW people know they won't have as much to fear from writing a negative review of it now as they would have had if they wrote it a year or two ago.

    • @zelmo73
      @zelmo73 2 роки тому +3

      Entertainment Weekly is simply one of the many rats that do not want to go down with the sinking ship.

    • @toriazheng3598
      @toriazheng3598 2 роки тому +2

      I’m kinda confused because UA-cam channels like Nerd of the Rings is saying that it’s not that bad?

    • @Slurptacular64
      @Slurptacular64 2 роки тому +5

      @@toriazheng3598 having watched their video, they really dont compliment much about the story, writing, or directing. A very large portion of their compliments went towards effects, landscape, cinematography and ‘potential’. They also went out of their way to not disparage anything because ‘these are only the first few episodes’z

    • @toriazheng3598
      @toriazheng3598 2 роки тому

      @@Slurptacular64 I see… thanks! The landscape do look great haha

  • @MrLolguy93
    @MrLolguy93 2 роки тому +61

    You know the times are changing when even the critics are roasting this

    • @lillvesp
      @lillvesp 2 роки тому +10

      But they arent. Hes cherry pick the select few and its uber cringe. It has 82% positive reviews out of like a 100.

    • @mattbraub6794
      @mattbraub6794 2 роки тому +7

      LMAO most critics are praising it (though that doesn't mean that it's any good or that you will like it of course)

    • @johnblack8655
      @johnblack8655 2 роки тому +1

      Anyone who trusts "critics" (shills) has not been paying attention for years now.

    • @DrRhyhm
      @DrRhyhm 2 роки тому +9

      @@lillvesp Dude, forget Rings of Power. If you honestly believe ANYTHING from paid critics on Rotten Tomatoes or IGN or anywhere else. You have to wake up.

    • @Dravianpn02
      @Dravianpn02 2 роки тому +2

      @@lillvesp with 19 or so ratings from RT critics which very obviously, vote en mass to specific directions.

  • @serijas737
    @serijas737 2 роки тому +92

    When Morbius appeared in Episode 2 I completely lost it. What a great series.

  • @sonoftheredfox
    @sonoftheredfox 2 роки тому +17

    I feel like EW was smiling the whole time as they took Amazon's money to fund those shill pieces and the "Days of Our Lives" meme video.

  • @workerdroid290
    @workerdroid290 2 роки тому +70

    When Galadriel is crawling through the air conditioning duct, lights her zippo and says “ yeah, come to Middle Earth, have a few laughs”. That got me, right in the heart. Breathtaking . Amazing.

    • @louiswilliamterminator2887
      @louiswilliamterminator2887 2 роки тому

      Best bit for me was when galadriel tosses her Zippo onto the runway, with a "Yippie kay-yay mutherfacker!" Causing Sauron's plane to explode.

  • @Dunmer4287
    @Dunmer4287 2 роки тому +22

    The scene where Guyladriel stands on the edge of the cliff and screams "Mine is the greatest story ever told!" And then SHEminem shoves her off the cliff... I about died of laughter.

  • @locke2517
    @locke2517 2 роки тому +83

    It blows my mind how boring a show that looks THIS good is. It does look amazing. And thats where it stops. House of the dragon's open and follow up episode were completely encapsulating, and it was 80% politics and dialogue. Writing matters! Acting matters!

    • @CrazyFlyingMonk
      @CrazyFlyingMonk 2 роки тому +7

      Tho the costumes look super costumy and not like legit clothing in a real world

    • @junobi89
      @junobi89 2 роки тому

      That’s not what people were saying the first week lol you kidding yourself

    • @hahahaaha7208
      @hahahaaha7208 2 роки тому +1

      I find house of dragon borinh

    • @locke2517
      @locke2517 2 роки тому +2

      @@hahahaaha7208 you're in the minority

    • @comaschristian65
      @comaschristian65 2 роки тому

      House of dragon is awsome!!

  • @toddpacker1015
    @toddpacker1015 2 роки тому +161

    When Galadriel said: "Do you want to know how many of your orcs were cowards?" Beautiful moment

    • @jchancel76
      @jchancel76 2 роки тому +20

      And when she followed it with "Do you know what happens to an orc when it's struck by lightning?" So powerful.

    • @bubblehead4270
      @bubblehead4270 2 роки тому +25

      @@jchancel76 is that the same episode when she/her said “it’s orccin time!”?

    • @kagekun1198
      @kagekun1198 2 роки тому +13

      Then the troll said: I know you're going to enjoy this. I'm going to have to enjoy it... even more

    • @shnoopio
      @shnoopio 2 роки тому +2

      Damn I have complete blackout about from which film this line is. My memory says it's from a good one but I still can't pinpoint it. Help me out?:)

    • @halfchance765
      @halfchance765 2 роки тому +8

      @@shnoopio The Dark Knight. Joker says it to the cop who's watching him after getting arrested.

  • @istaphobe
    @istaphobe 2 роки тому +9

    You’re a great watch! I left the quartering video on the same topic to get to your page early. Keep going, you’re gonna grow!
    Incredibly thoughtful takes, man.

  • @flavioespaillat31
    @flavioespaillat31 2 роки тому +95

    The part when Gah-lah-drrriel killed every opponent in the center of the coliseum and yelled loudly “Are you not intertwined?!”, was magnificently captivating.

  • @ninjaswordtothehead
    @ninjaswordtothehead 2 роки тому +10

    When Gandalf stood in front of all those Imperial walkers and pulled out the Glaive, and said "It's Elvin Time!!", I lost it. Such a beautiful interpretation of the story.

  • @adamaccountname
    @adamaccountname 2 роки тому +22

    They aimed to fly too close to the sun. Tolkien wrote in the style of a poetic epic, they just wanted to put in some fortune cookie depth and call it a day

    • @ValerianMacMillan
      @ValerianMacMillan 2 роки тому +2

      Nicely said

    • @mjones4083
      @mjones4083 2 роки тому +1

      Yes & many of the cast got too sunburnt !

    • @ChrisJohnson777
      @ChrisJohnson777 2 роки тому

      his writing is beautiful. fellowship of the ring is one of my all time favor books. it puts your mind into this tranquil/deep/flow state

    • @kevinrussell1144
      @kevinrussell1144 2 роки тому

      @@ChrisJohnson777 Yes, and yes; Fellowship is the best of the three, and all are great.

  • @smoothmango9027
    @smoothmango9027 2 роки тому +63

    When Gandalf told aragorn "remember who you are, you are my son and one true king..remember..remember" as he faded away in the clouds. My heart was torn to shreds

    • @jgobroho
      @jgobroho 2 роки тому +4

      Hakuna matata

  • @Elizabelle79
    @Elizabelle79 2 роки тому +29

    There is no one more amusing than a British person who dislikes something.

    • @Madonnalitta1
      @Madonnalitta1 2 роки тому +2

      No such thing as a British person. It's a place.
      We're Scottish, English, Irish and Welsh.

    • @spod32827
      @spod32827 2 роки тому

      No such thing as a British person. We’re mammals, bipeds, primates and bellends.

    • @smythharris2635
      @smythharris2635 2 роки тому +1

      Have you looked at your passport?

    • @EgoShredder
      @EgoShredder 2 роки тому

      @@Madonnalitta1 This is the classic mistake a lot of people make. British is not an ethnicity / race, hence why you never hear non-Whites calling themselves English.

    • @dubhainoceanntabhail5262
      @dubhainoceanntabhail5262 2 роки тому

      @@Madonnalitta1 Irish are not British

  • @dortheo
    @dortheo 2 роки тому +16

    I got chills when Galadriel decided to try and swim hundreds of kilometers after jumping out of a boat... Wait, that did actually happen :// can't tell what's real and not anymore

  • @hmshood9212
    @hmshood9212 2 роки тому +29

    Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin good forces have invented or made

  • @michaelk8532
    @michaelk8532 2 роки тому +24

    The part where Galadriel says: “My countrymen, lend me your ears” and they all rip their ears off and throw them at her is so powerful. Can’t wait for more of the Merry Elves.

    • @kriadydragon
      @kriadydragon 2 роки тому +3

      Elves in tights, who go around the forest looking for fights.

  • @jchancel76
    @jchancel76 2 роки тому +39

    The reviewers will sing a different tune once they get to the episode where Galadriel faces off against Ulfric Stormcloak and his army of dementors at the Battle of Winterfell.

    • @danielbutler640
      @danielbutler640 2 роки тому +2

      That's such a standout moment in the book!!

    • @QualityPen
      @QualityPen 2 роки тому +4

      The twist where the Death Star shows up to help Galadriel but gets destroyed by the Sajuuk and the Enterprise and crashes onto Nirn, killing all the Cylons, was spectacular.

    • @knotengajin7359
      @knotengajin7359 2 роки тому +3

      I particularly liked when Hermoninny Grungier saved the day by using her magic wand to turn Sauron into a tea kettle. Riveting.

    • @agentcooper6361
      @agentcooper6361 2 роки тому +1

      Underrated comment. Hat tip, sir.

  • @ScienceChap
    @ScienceChap 2 роки тому +11

    That bit where Lori Lightfoot screamed, "Get to da chopper!"... so deep, so insightful, so Tolkien.

  • @knotengajin7359
    @knotengajin7359 2 роки тому +36

    When Galadriel turned to Miriel and Diza and said, “we have to cross the streams” I peed my pants in excitement.

  • @bethanyjohnson8001
    @bethanyjohnson8001 2 роки тому +31

    I am rewatching Babylon 5 right now! I love that show! My parents watched it together as it was coming out and they introduced it to me as soon as I was old enough.

  • @danieleverett4213
    @danieleverett4213 2 роки тому +45

    I'm mostly surprised that some critics are having a go at the writing, which I thought would be decent. If the writing is not good, this show is doomed, because the more than casual fans will despise this regardless and the normies won't stick around for obvious garbage.

    • @whiplash1994
      @whiplash1994 2 роки тому +14

      That’s what I found interesting. The bad reviews specifically mention the bad writing and acting. The positive reviews are mainly “it’s visually amazing and spectacular” with no mention of the story.

    • @lordkrauser
      @lordkrauser 2 роки тому +8

      @@whiplash1994 That's been the trend for last few years especially. Amazing production values, professional actors, and fantastic scores all wasted by inexperienced showrunners and incompetent writers who have little imagination and even smaller amounts of actual life experience.

    • @cyberleaderandy1
      @cyberleaderandy1 2 роки тому +2

      They diversity hire the writers, not get the best available which is why is so appauling written.

  • @eh7992
    @eh7992 2 роки тому +9

    I really got chills when Elrond angrily replied to Galadriel "I am the danger, I am the one who knows!" and just walks off to take a shower.

  • @thehoogard
    @thehoogard 2 роки тому +142

    When Galadrial calls out "There can be only one!" after that masterful decapitation. Goosebumps! Truly a cinematic masterpiece. People will talk about that scene for decades to come.

    • @k3m0t19
      @k3m0t19 2 роки тому +1

      I am pretty sure that line is from highlander

    • @sacrebleuthedeadlypokeofzo8566
      @sacrebleuthedeadlypokeofzo8566 2 роки тому +1

      Same here! And it was so true to R.L. Stine's vision as well!!!

    • @jonothandoeser
      @jonothandoeser 2 роки тому +7

      @@k3m0t19 Galadriel MaCleod!!!

    • @LBrobie
      @LBrobie 2 роки тому +7

      @@jonothandoeser McGladriel?

    • @kanegarvey848
      @kanegarvey848 2 роки тому +1

      @@LBrobie that's honestly amazing. "There can be only one Gladriel!"

  • @joshyoder871
    @joshyoder871 2 роки тому +70

    I got chills when Galadriel said: "He is behind me, you are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else."

  • @slicerneons3300
    @slicerneons3300 2 роки тому +53

    When Ar-Pharazon warned the Harfoots, "The Balrog's visual acuity is based on movement."
    That brought me home.

    • @zelmo73
      @zelmo73 2 роки тому +6

      So when Gandalf yelled “This foe is beyond any of you…RUN!” He was really just trying to get the Fellowship killed faster? 🤔

    • @elnurgling
      @elnurgling 2 роки тому +5

      @@zelmo73 he wanted the other party members to faint before he killed the Balrog so that he'd get all the XP and loot, the sneaky little Maiar bugger.

    • @kaizokujimbei143
      @kaizokujimbei143 2 роки тому +2

      @@elnurgling Gandalf was farming for the best loot.

  • @pacettid
    @pacettid 2 роки тому +5

    I believe The Rings of Power is an excellent example of “The decline and fall of the “Hollywoke” empire” described by An American Spectator article published in February of this year. The author summed it up beautifully. “It is painful to watch an art form die, especially the most popular one in history. Cinema has enthralled more people, across every stratum of society, than all others combined…With an appreciative audience still awaiting, Hollywood might have outlasted the Roman Empire. But like Rome, it is rotting from the inside, sacked by leftist hacks who could never have built it.” Priceless!

  • @kerravon168
    @kerravon168 2 роки тому +14

    And they didn't even mention the most inspirational part - when supreme warrior Galladrrrriel tore the Predators head off with her bare hands, shouted "GET TO THE CHOPPAH" to the not-hobbits, before stealing an F14 tomcat from a horde of maga-hat wearing orcs with posh british accents, taking off and defeating a squadron of Tie fighters, then flying back to the Battlestar Galactica to lead the search for the lost elven colony of earth. So timeless, so true to Tolkien, yet seamlessly improved for current year.

  • @DrVarner
    @DrVarner 2 роки тому +67

    When Guyladriel kicked that orc into the pit, shouting “This is Middle Earth!”
    Two words came to mind; “this is cinema.”

    • @underratedblastoise3908
      @underratedblastoise3908 2 роки тому +4

      I was waiting for "This Is Sparta!"

    • @sashaderr9141
      @sashaderr9141 2 роки тому +1

      that's three words

    • @DrVarner
      @DrVarner 2 роки тому

      @@sashaderr9141 Exactly. It’s supposed to point out the stupidity of the dimwits creating the show and the rubes who mindlessly consume it.

    • @dragonbane44
      @dragonbane44 2 роки тому +1

      @@sashaderr9141 thats the joke about absurdity

    • @qaaa6759
      @qaaa6759 2 роки тому +2

      underrated comment.

  • @qaztim11
    @qaztim11 2 роки тому +36

    So its actually even worse than expected?
    I was expecting something like the sequel Star Wars trilogy, member berries that gradually turn into corporate madness sludge
    The show lacks cohesion and visual consistency (given the bloodless fights in one scene and the ultraviolent fights in another) even within its own cannon, not to mention Tolkien's.
    Some mainstream media breaking ranks like Entertainment Weekly calling it a Catastrophe and daily mail giving it a 1/10, and many normies from the free screening giving it mid tier scores, this shit is going to be Rise of Skywalker levels of bad, with the ironic memery of Morbius, it will be glorius.
    Like Guyladriel says in the trailer "THERE IS A TEMPEST WITHIN ME!!! A tempest of Memes!"

  • @gumbycat5226
    @gumbycat5226 2 роки тому +9

    Even Jeremy Jans, a US citizen who doesn’t play culture wars and who (naturally) doesn’t come with a British sensibility, someone who normally has a positive take, the best he could say was that the first 2 episodes were boring and he didn’t think he’d review the rest.
    What is perplexing is that Amazon recently delivered the excellent Reacher and apparently has done well with The Boys. How could they drop the ball to this extent?

  • @2323dbarro
    @2323dbarro 2 роки тому +70

    Finally some critics with the fortitude to tell the truth. The audience scores and comments are going to be amazing. Can’t wait for the script to flip on Amazon.

    • @thecollector6746
      @thecollector6746 2 роки тому

      It hasn't premiered yet you mouth breathing twit.....so how exactly is any of it's critics are "telling the truth" about it ? Christ....if the rest of the civilized world knew having black people in the adaptions of racist morons and their closely related Nazi morons favorite FICTIONS is enough to break their brains....

    • @Link0304
      @Link0304 2 роки тому

      In before the articles about the show being "review bombed by misogynistic racists"

    • @jaytamati7558
      @jaytamati7558 2 роки тому +10

      If it flops you can expect articles in a few weeks blaming "trolls" and "review bombing"

    • @2323dbarro
      @2323dbarro 2 роки тому +6

      @@jaytamati7558 anything except for the truth because that points the finger back at them and that isn’t something they are capable of understanding

    • @thecollector6746
      @thecollector6746 2 роки тому

      @@jaytamati7558 ....because you idiots haven't been trying to ensure that happens for the past year tho...right ?

  • @Funkylogic
    @Funkylogic 2 роки тому +11

    Sauron "I suppose nothing hurts you!"
    Gladriel "Only pain!"

  • @objectivelyacat3873
    @objectivelyacat3873 2 роки тому +10

    Rings of Power, if it subverts anyone's expectations, it's in the wrong direction.
    Edit: I'm reminded strongly of Tyrion's, "I drink and I know things." A unique blend of stupid and pretentious.

    • @objectivelyacat3873
      @objectivelyacat3873 2 роки тому +2

      @@amazingbakingsoda6811 there's a reason we all fell in love with it. A rich detailed world. Brave, kind, honorable, realistic and yet optimistic heroes. A marvelously satanic villain. All narrated in beautiful prose that could write a book on a napkin.

  • @michaelhanford8139
    @michaelhanford8139 2 роки тому +5

    I like your 'deconstruction' theory. For several years i've been wondering if studios are replacing writers with AI that just slams together elements of previously profitable movies (and now shows).

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 2 роки тому +11

    “The set looks great!”
    Yeah okay but what about the story?
    “The characters look so stunning and brave!”
    Sure, but are they interesting? Do they do anything?
    “WE HAVE PRETTY PRETTY LIGHTS AND COLORS”
    And that’s it, eh?

  • @zamar2158
    @zamar2158 2 роки тому +45

    Tolkein was part of English lit for my grade 10 public exam. We are not a British country. We have our own classics going back thousands of years. We enjoy great works of literature and so have a lot of fans of the original texts here. We think this amazon stuff is - here's a word not seen in English lit - shite.
    Western world - do stop with this woke junk.
    Nice scenic Vistas though.

  • @petermercury
    @petermercury 2 роки тому +74

    I like it when Elrond says: Well... some of you may have figured out we're not home yet, we're only half way there. Galadrimale interrupted the course of our journey. She's programmed to do that should certain conditions arise. They have. It seems that she has... intercepted a transmission of unknown origin. She got us up to check it out.

    • @1981troyboy
      @1981troyboy 2 роки тому

      this guy needs to BRUSH HIS TEETH! some of that brown might come off. holy shit your teeth are nasty as fuck

    • @mitchellwooldridge5118
      @mitchellwooldridge5118 2 роки тому

      Ash(endiel) approves!

    • @toddpacker1015
      @toddpacker1015 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣 best one

    • @omegamysterio3701
      @omegamysterio3701 2 роки тому

      A transmission? What kind of transmission?

  • @rinzler9775
    @rinzler9775 2 роки тому +2

    The bit where Sauron walks in, stunned, covered in some sort of dust, and says "we are leaving this house in 60 seconds..."

  • @matthewmekonis1790
    @matthewmekonis1790 2 роки тому +85

    The cool thing is that people can call out the fake numbers based on downvotes, dislikes, and the fact this mess had 40% less internet engagement than Game of Thrones.

    • @queenb2450
      @queenb2450 2 роки тому +8

      Makes me wonder if Amazon is going to lie about their viewership. HBO was not going to lie about the viewership bc I believe the reviews for the first episode helped the second…however for this one meg

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc 2 роки тому +6

      @@queenb2450 They've actually publicly said that no matter how the show performs, they will never admit that it is a failure. It MUST be a success so there is no other possibility... even if they have to re-define what 'success' is.

    • @Njordin2010
      @Njordin2010 2 роки тому +1

      Btw. Amazon has deleted comments on all of their trailers which have 'evil can not create...' in it. Thats why folks spam these 'fake' stories. Can't delete those because no algorithm / buzzwords.

  • @lilyahnah6334
    @lilyahnah6334 2 роки тому +6

    John Campea honestly annoys me how he chalks it all down to “wanting a show to fail” and not just the writers failing at writing a show.

  • @notarmchairhistorian7779
    @notarmchairhistorian7779 2 роки тому +59

    I loved the part where Galadriel defeated Melkor and then shouted "Today is our independence day!"
    Really was stunning and brave.

  • @ishitrealbad3039
    @ishitrealbad3039 2 роки тому +3

    have you ever heard of toothpaste and the ability to brush your teeth, maybe even on a wizard called the "dentist"?

  • @jjm340
    @jjm340 2 роки тому +7

    This is just absolute greatness, thanks for the review @disparu

  • @alejondroketchum4716
    @alejondroketchum4716 2 роки тому +103

    A point about Galadriel. Amazon seems to think that wielding a sword and fighting in an army is a whole lot better than seeing through the ruse of an immensely powerful dark sorcerer who is very adept at deceiving some of the most powerful beings in this universe. No offense to soldiers, but I think the latter is a little bit more impressive.

    • @creativeconsciousness7392
      @creativeconsciousness7392 2 роки тому +5

      Absolutely.

    • @thehoneybunempress1664
      @thehoneybunempress1664 2 роки тому +11

      Facts. But that can't happen bc we obviously need women to prove they can do anything a man can do.

    • @aperson9847
      @aperson9847 2 роки тому +4

      And if you think about it, the way they chose to depict this plotline in the show, there's literally no reason for Galadriel to be the only one who understands that Sauron is still out there, while everybody else is ready to move on. It doesn't make any sense. This is one of those shows where everything just is the way it is because the writers need/want it to be that way, and there is no deeper logic behind anything.

    • @cranberryrosebud
      @cranberryrosebud 2 роки тому +3

      I’m so tired of powerful female characters being cheapened because the writers have such a narrow view of what makes someone powerful and strong, and actually think that doing kick-flips while holding a mega-sword is the only way a woman can prove her worth. Put a man and a woman together, and they’ll most likely have completely different skillsets, but both will be equally valuable. Modern writers don’t seem to understand this.
      Not to mention that in the original LOTR media, there were plenty of male characters who weren’t warriors, yet still proved to be vital in the takedown of Sauron (the Hobbits, Gandalf...), so this isn’t even really a gendered thing in this case, Tolkien simply believed that power didn’t always take the form of physical strength, and people actually thought that writers who didn’t understand that would make a good Tolkien show?? Just embarrassing, really...
      Oh, yeah, and Galadriel is awesome, what a wasted opportunity.

    • @JustAnArrogantAlien
      @JustAnArrogantAlien 2 роки тому +2

      It seems modern hacktivist writers understand only one form of strength: physical. Galadriel’s strength had nothing to do with battle prowess, so Wokists can’t even comprehend it.

  • @filsdelleche6592
    @filsdelleche6592 2 роки тому +68

    Oh man, that scene where Galadriel encourages Robert the Bruce to take charge of the Scottish rebelion and become king, only to Become queen of Scots instead (because we can't have male role models in these shows) was absolutely next level. The only thing to top that was Celebrimbor forging the rings of power out of Galadriel's sweat.

    • @PetterNe
      @PetterNe 2 роки тому +1

      Hey, now. We can have male role models. We have an African American … I mean elf male who brings righteous wrath to Sauron and evil nazi critics.

    • @elijahbrooks1472
      @elijahbrooks1472 2 роки тому

      This comment is a knee slapper bro l seen like 1000 comments like this yesterday🤣 yall need to come up with some new material. Kinda getting stale lol

    • @sriharshacv7760
      @sriharshacv7760 2 роки тому

      They are particularly eliminating male role models for some reason.

  • @insomniac8055
    @insomniac8055 2 роки тому +5

    I love the part where guyladriel says to sauron (sorry halbrand) "I am your father". So brave and progressive.

  • @DarkTider
    @DarkTider 2 роки тому +69

    The most impactful scene for me, was when Elendil revealed to Isildur "No, *I* am your father!"

    • @johntiggleman4686
      @johntiggleman4686 2 роки тому +1

      For me, it was when whatzisname said to whatserface "There is no spoon."

  • @gianna526
    @gianna526 2 роки тому +5

    Remember that shows don't get good until season 3, so we'll have to wait till then to judge it.

  • @TrueFork
    @TrueFork 2 роки тому +58

    I'm almost certain that Sauron is going to say at some point "I will make a ring, a beautiful ring, a perfect ring... and I'll make the Elves, the Dwarves and the Humans pay for it"

    • @TrueFork
      @TrueFork 2 роки тому +13

      Galadriel: "it will be perfect... when it fits a woman!"

    • @elefant5772
      @elefant5772 2 роки тому +11

      Sauron to the Elves: "You'll Own Nothing and You'll Be Happy!"

    • @thegamersconclave8709
      @thegamersconclave8709 2 роки тому

      Just wait till he builds "The Wall" around Mordor.

    • @TrueFork
      @TrueFork 2 роки тому +1

      @@thegamersconclave8709 "the Hobbits aren't sending their best"