Insane Florida Man Headlines!
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- Опубліковано 2 чер 2024
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I’m convinced Florida is just a live GTA server
ua-cam.com/video/_cvJ6tfNG28/v-deo.html
living 30 minutes from Jacksonville ...can confirm
I live here and where I live none of this shit happens. I always thought California was the “crazy” place. It’s so boring here. 😂
Treelambs I can confirm
Treelambs sometimes it is down here.
‘I wouldn’t want to approach a man about to nut inside a pit bull’
-Jared 2K18
if this channel was as popular as it deserves to be this comment would already be at like 2000 likes. thats metal stuff and weird funny people I guess.
Florida man on drugs kills imaginary friend and turns himself in. That's an actual headline.
Stannis Baratheon you are fake
I saw that
Hey anarchy_ _16 i like your Slaughter To Prevail pic
it would be funny if they never mentioned the drugs and somebody thought that that man was completely sober. Like yeah somebody would do that.
Aren't all Florida people on drugs...all the time?
"Where are my balls, Gregory?" -Austin Dicky 2018
Kaleb Metzger HOW WAS JARED NOT DYING?!?!?!?! 😂
Time to make a compilation of Austin's quotes.
It was in Rick and Morty
Because he definitely stole that quote
Florida Man Creates Giant War Robot out of Remains From Seattle Heavy Metal Band Members
Ryan Leatigaga florida man clumsily falls on his arse while making his TV debut
Shockmaster
THA SHOCKMASTA!
Lmao
It's called restore rebuild
Florida man Florida man. Doing things a Florida can. Florida man
Gabe Kuchan ayyyyyy they might be giants
Gabe Kuchan noice! 🍻
West Virginia
@@landosuttler1860 Go on...
All of the best headlines start have the words “Florida Man”
Having lived in Florida for the past 20 years, I can confirm its just as weird as you think it is.
38 years here... Definitely an adventure! Lol
@Thisgirlashhley Considering we're the meth capital of the world, this shouldn't be a surprise....unless you live in a small town of nothing interesting. Well at least I don't live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere 123.
23 years and counting... Not much has changed
Lmao I could tell you that after 2 months in St. Petersburg
@Thisgirlashhley hey did u live near tampa
Florida man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Florida man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Florida man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
babybackbrady holy shit...but ocean man is too good
"Pick it up, pick up the cigarette" 😂 😂 😭😭💀💀
Native Gringo the phonics of this phrase could be potential djent material
Oh My GoD I’m dEaD LmAo XDDDD
Larry the trash picking cougar or whatever it was called, that skit on family guy
Deconstruct//Recreate yep
Florida man gets sponsored by W A R R O B O T S
Florida man. The hero we need, but don't deserve
Fun fact: florida is one of the only states that doesn't have regulations on information released about crimes in the media, so it's not that florida is particularly insane, it's just that you don't hear about the specifics of crimes in other states
Huh... neat
I live in fl
Jacob Anderson so do I
... but also we’re crazy 😂
I think so does Ohio
People get naked and oiled when they are robbing. It makes it almost impossible to catch you while you run.
Thanks I'll remember for next time
Sounds kinda like Greased-up Deaf Guy from Family Guy.
The next GTA game should be based in Florida lol
Yessss
Corn Beef Florida basically is GTA
Vice City was in Florida
RJ read my comment again... “the NEXT GTA GAME”
Uhmmm Vice City was in Florida.
So I used to work at the Home Depot where the monkey attacked the lady. This was in the small hick town of Okeechobee (I only lived there for 5 years) and this happened after I left, but, that lady brought her monkey in all the time when I was there and was normally a pretty chill animal. Still, it is Florida and doesn’t surprise me one bit.
I'm honestly not surprised by any of these, living in florida myself.
Jacob Eberhardt same here
likewise to my comment up there please tell us some :)
Jacob Eberhardt Same here! I was a New York City cop for 21 years and was convinced I'd seen it all.... I retired 8 yrs ago & moved to Florida. I learned VERY quickly that I had NOT seen it all....!!!! Every fuckin' day it seems I witness my own personal "Florida Man" headline ..... NYC has nothing on Florida for sure!
Exactly lol as a Florida native, this is 100% accurate 😂
Chris D. Hahahahahahaha that's great 😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀
11:47 I just saw Austin singing Foo Fighters and had to stop and comment about it lol
can confirm these are all legit headlines. i live in florida. im kinda a professional
J-Lynn'O You’re not a professional until you’ve made out with a live alligator at a party. 😤
I'm sorry. what have you seen? tell us some stories!
🔥🔥👌👌👌😎😎😎😂💀😂💀💙💀😂💀💀
"Professional floridian" is the new "professional russian".
This is why i want to leave florida. I literally have a neighbor that does drugs and has an illegal pet alligator
Daniella Beck I think I live across the street from you! LOL
Chris D. Lmao thats funny
Dude that's why I wanna move to Florida
Fuck this I'm moving to Indiana. Only downside is now sweet tea, and the sugar packs do next to nothing either. Like it takes more than there are in the world to even make it slightly sugary, whereas it takes two or three spoonfuls and there's some sweeetness.
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I love my state! Floridian and proud!
Fun fact: Biting off your finger would be as easy as biting through a carrot but your brain stops you from doing it.
Lol
When I think of Florida I think of two things , the band trivium and Florida man . I Imagine they have that old timey circus song ( u know wat I’m talking about ) playing on loudspeaker throughout the state just to keep up appearances.
GOTEN 3030150 The band Death? No? Okay.
GOTEN 3030150 ua-cam.com/video/1D5Sa2Yq-2g/v-deo.html
Chris D. Yess !! !! That’s the Florida anthem !!
GOTEN 3030150 That song starts playing as soon as I open my front door to leave the house! LOL
Wait Trivium comes from here?
Also I think Kamelot as my primary Florida band, then Death, then Iced Earth, then TSO (Because Savatage).
I knew this dude who did acid then tried to get into someone elses house naked by knocking on the door and saying its our house. Like its not your house its not my house. Its our house.
Austin going above and beyond getting the follow ups 😍
Can confirm, the only things in Florida are cows, alligators, humidity, and copious amounts of drugs. It's fun here.
My sister’s boyfriend was friends with a dude who nicknamed himself oden who broke in to a dudes house naked, stood by the dudes bed and when asked who he was he replied with “I am you” and left. He now lives in the woods with wolves.
Kool story
That was really specific.
Write a book.
I have to say, Jared looks far more approachable with his hat forward than back.
"Where are my balls gregory?" lmao reminds me of Rick and Morty
Florida Man take me by the hand
11:50 WATCH HIM AS HE GOES!
I clicked on this instead of listening to music. “Grinding meaty bits against nuts and bolts” made it worth it.
I am wearing exactly the same shirt as Austin as Im watching
"Dear Florida, we need to have a talk. Sincerely, America."
I always look forward to any video you guys upload, it always lifts up my mood and makes me laugh! Love you dudes
Lol, I watched the Florida man video from a while ago yesterday and I thought this was like a reupload
I KNEW I had seen something like this before, thanks for keeping me sane!
Dude me too
I was drinking soda during the minion one and as soon as Jared said, “are you sure this wasn’t you” I just exploded
If you can't handle us Floridians then don't come down for the summer
This channel deserves so many more subscribers. Keep up the great work djentlemen.
Trust, I live in Broward. Florida is crazy.
I'm from Weston so I live in that part of broward that tries to be boujey. So I'm not to familiar with the crazyness of the other side of beward
@@ryanbazail I live deep in the heart of downtown Fort Lauderdale. It's crazy. It's sorta getting better lately but we'll see how long that lasts.
@@ryanbazail indeed they're gnarly
I love you guys so much, your videos always make me happy
Great video guys 🤘🏻
That 'The Office' reference though yasss
Also Austin's shirt👌
Love the vlogs guys. Me and everyone in my band watch your guys videos
Love your videos man❤️
Austin! Love the Ghost shirt! Awesome!
"If someone were to break into your house and then just leave a random object."
Did you mean: Santa Clause
Note: Accidentally typed "Satan Clause" (by instinct) before editing it.
I live in Florida. And the news is honestly the best thing to watch
Kenton Lermond Local news is hilarious! I have to wear a bib when I watch the morning news because I'm always shooting coffee outta my nose from laughing at the daily insanity that is Florida....
19:14 I guess his friends weren't his power this time. *Laughs in Xehanort*
Austin looks just like a friend of mine, except my friend is still fat.
A Pack Of Goblins 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Hey Austin what are you drinking in this video? Always love your videos guys, always entertaining AF!! Thank you for putting them out for us!
Nic Andre Probably Kambucha knowing Austin.
Hey guys good to see yall
*Me six minutes in...*
"Don't go to Florida. Ever. Not even for Disneyworld."
I love all the quotes here lmao
Dave grohl would be so proud
9:50 there was another one like that I saw where the guy got pulled over by the cops on live PD and he didn't have a licence, but said it was ok because he wasn't driving his car he was travelling in his car so he didn't need his driver's licence
Austin looks good with a cap! Tbh
You'd be surprised how crazy it is
yasssss!!! 2 uploads in 2 days!!!!!!
Nice Ernie ball hat Jared!
As a Floridian I feel that I will be on this list for something that I did
Whoa
I literally just watched the first video you guys did on this...
The video quality is a lot nicer!!!! What camera are you using?
Dicky reppin ghost. Love ya doggg
Love the shirt Dickie
OHHH YESSS! lets do this!
Florida man arrested for tranquilizing and raping alligators (real story)
Dickey looks fantastic, you inspire me to keep trying to lose weight as well!
Man this nostalgia kick is gonna last all night.
I am the Florida man because I live in Florida
Tuff organic haircuts
you guys looking fresh af
Florida man rage quits about OverWatch
3:45
If you're poor and do crazy shit, you're crazy.
If you're rich and do crazy shit, you're eccentric.
“where are my balls gregory”😂😂😂
Love the Ghost shirt :D
Thanks for making Florida get popular, such a great state❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂
i LOVE your ghost shirt
I wonder if "Florida Man Invents Death Metal" was ever a headline
Austin you are looking good my man. Keep it up!
Love the Ghost shirt
"So what's it like being married to a Ferris Wheel?"
"Well, it has it's ups and downs..."
Austin has that hopped grapefruit booch from humm. Good shit
I like to think Florida man is just the nickname for one middle aged man in Florida getting into all these situations
Last time I was this early Austin’s weight was further behind Jared hairline
Aiden Al jenabi Good sentence.
Jaden L I'm still trying to figure it out
That doesn't even make sense idiot
give him a chance he's special needs
Last time I was this early dickeys weight was disappearing faster than Jared's hairline would make more sense.
i like the fact jared was trying to justify an assault 6:43
If there's a naked man in Jared's kitchen cooking pasta, its because Jared asked him to be there. "Hey Jared, u ready for some Italian sausage????""
8:24 GIVE A HOOT DONT POLLUTE!
PS I love the fact that the gator story that you linked is actually narrated by a Scottish or Irish woman. It makes it even more surreal. anyway thanks guys.
The target thing also happened here in cali. In the next town from mine. Shit was lite....get it ahha
I really wanna see y’all do the 50/50 challenge
I got the same shirt at the second ritual of that tour in Pa Austin. hail Ghost!
I want to visit florida now. It sounds absolutely insane. I bet it would be the most entertaining vacation ever.
Jared is like empathizing and then Austin is like uh fuck no 😆
Nice Ghost shirt Austin
godspeed florida man.. godspeed
Nice hat austin! ;)
Lmfaoooooooo. Respect from the sweaty south
"Don't look at the Adams apple! Don't look at the Adams apple!!"~ Jim Norton
No idea why u guys are so entertaining... But you are..