I was intrigued by that Clusia, so I had to look up a bit to see about the fruit. Apparently, it dries, dehisces into segments and is spread by birds. Pretty invasive outside its habitat from what I read.
Hey Joey, I caught your appearance on the California Horticultural Society's channel. Excellent presentation, for sure! Have you ever thought about pressing the parts that accidentally break off? Bet you could compile a pretty interesting book from that!
Scary fact: the south tower of the Golden Gate Bridge stands on pure crumbly ass Serpentine. Not so good for the impending 7.9 MM boogie, if the 1906 quake is any guide.
My best friend from high school threw up into a trash can in the atrium of an embassy suites on her wedding day, white dress and all, on our way back to the room from the reception. #respect.
By what mechanism am I compelled to spend countless hours wandering forests and deserts with dis guy, talkin' genus & species & the human condition? New sub, most delightedly so. Peace y'all
Lookin for help... got into planted aquariums, and subsiquently, the plants themselves. Any good literature on submersesd and emersed plants. Thanx guys. CPBBD, yer a modern day hero.
Hey, yous. I’ve watched 5....yes 5, of my favorite botanist’s videos back to fucking back. Joey makes botany addictive. Maybe I’m a nerd, but I never tire of this shit. And I’m changing the way I plant my garden. Can’t wait to put in a desert-type garden. Thank you Joey!!
Thanks for showing Lepidaploa sprengeliana. My search for a relative turned up nothing but typical asters. Zone 6a great lakes. It bloomed for four plus months and stayed under 24".
That Roscea is a scourge here in Hawaii. I have neighbors on both sides that wont help control their trees, even the local power company is having problems due to them. Those seeds are very tiny and sprout everywhere. I constantly have them sprouting on the avocado, mango, rambutan, and even in my prichardia tree at the very top.
I discovered something. You know that old saw about drug dealers and free samples? They got confused with garden centres. I sent my grandson along with Wifey to get him some succulents or cacti, cuz I am shaping a young mind here. He came back with a string of pearls, a couple of your bog standard toe sized cacti and a pocket full of free cuttings. A few days later they are off to get milk and he asks if he has enough money to get another plant if he is good. We go rock hounding for Fluorite this summer.
I swear cacti and succulents are more addictive than crack... thank fuck that they aren't as consumable. I got gifted a dying aloe plant in middle school, and now I've got a metric herd of dragonfruit sprouts, random cacti everywhere, aloes and jade plants in various pots, and a spider plant collection that keeps multiplying like a bucket of unsupervised tribbles. Whoops 🤷♀️
@@rosem7042 So far we have been buying the weirder looking stuff for him. One day this holiday break I will take him to a bigger centre and hopefully a better equipped store. Every time we look for care tips we see a new succulent that is weirder than anything we have seen before..
Rhynchospora is quite fascinating. See them out in the upland sandy bogs of the Francis Marion NF in a galorious cache of yellow pitcher and yellow eyed grass filled Carolina Bays. Carolina Bays can quickly become an obsession as there are varieties of depth, shape, soil types, plants, levels of human disruption...some are all-in-one care packages into a world of pond cypress pond pine glory up to sunny Sarracenia openings, up the slope to Smilax torture gauntlets to dwarf live oak and fetterbush hobble walks and finally to xeric sandy ridges of lupines Turkey oak and goldenaster.
Lentinus is a polypore now? Not that anyone thought the old Tricholomataceae was monophyletic, but Polyporaceae is a surprise to me. I guess I need more new books. Grrr. Thanks for reminding to try and keep up. Again. Great video.
Oof on that rental deposit. On a side note some one I may know might have totally blown out an transmission on a rental offroading it and pushing it through mud pits to get to some rare trout streams and by some grace of god gotten away with it even with it barely limping its way back to the lot after a carwarsh. How? No fuckin clue.
. . . Joey is changing the way I now approach my garden. I am going beyond the purely visual aspect of the garden, to paying attention to the ,,.,botany of the plants. I’m looking forward to trying out different “eco sections” to the garden....instead of grouping “pretty fucking colors” of flowers. I have a very large botanical garden, and a small urban fruit orchard with about 8 different fruits. I can see a cacti garden? A rocky dry eco type grouping. Native plants. Maybe native plants of select states. Etc. That’s it. I’m naming one of my gardens after Joey...Joey’s fucking garden..... . . .
Hey, Im streaming Valheim with your work on, in the background, if thats okay. Nothing is monetized on my channel. I luv your spirit and you have inspired me to give moar of a damn. I'll put your channel in the description if anyone likes what the hear. Im very small time.
If you had rented from Enterprise Rent a Car, you could have gotten damage waver, and paid nothing. (Referring to the damage on the back of his truck.)
*Ultramafic rock formations*
0:19 Hispaniola geology lesson
1:20 serpentine lesson
4:08 _Poitea campanilla, Fabaceae_
5:04 ultramafic rock outcrop
5:50 "thicket creepingfern" _Odontosoria aculeata, Lindsaeaceae_
6:17 "black wattle" _Acacia mangium, Fabaceae_
7:23 _Poitea campanilla, Fabaceae_
7:30 _Lepidaploa sprengeliana, Asteraceae_
7:43 _Vespidae_ sp.
8:47 _Rhyncospora_ sp., _Cyperaceae_
9:16 cultivated land area
*Humid subtropical forest on ultramafic rock formations*
9:53 _Phyllanthus numularioides, Phyllanthaceae_
10:22 _Croton impressus, Euphorbiaceae_
10:36 abaxial surface
11:03 scabrid vs. glabrous
11:15 _Exostema spinosum, Rubiaceae_
11:53 "roble" _Tabebuia acrophylla, Bignoniaceae_
12:14 coriaceous
12:21 convergent evolution
12:42 _Tetrapterys buxifolia, Malpighiaceae_
13:26 _Ipomoea furcyensis, Convolvulaceae_
14:04 _Tetrapterys buxifolia, Malpighiaceae_ flowering
14:30 digitate leaves
14:50 _Lycopodielle_ sp., _Lycopodiaceae_
15:27 "autograph tree" _Clusia rosea, Clusiaceae_
15:53 _Vanilla_ sp., _Orchidaceae_
16:15 _Stenostomum_ sp., _Rubiaceae_
16:45 _Tillandsia_ sp., _Bromeliaceae_
16:50 _Polystachya foliosa, Orchidaceae_
17:43 _Rhodopis lowdenii, Fabaceae_
17:59 _Coccothrinax argentea, Arecaeae_
18:38 _Lentinus berteroi, Polyporaceae_
18:50 _Trametes sanguinea, Polyporaceae_
19:00 _Coccothrinax argentea, Arecaeae_
19:33 _Bromeliad pinguin, Bromeliaceae_
*Riverside*
19:47 _Exostema longiflorum, Rubiaceae_
20:52 "autograph tree"
22:10 _Ardisia ovata, Primulaceae_
22:28 pentamerous
23:09 "Philippine ground orchid" _Spathoglottis plicata, Orchidaceae_
23:23 "maidenhair pineland fern" _Anemia adiantifolia, Anemiaceae_
24:09 "Hispaniolan stout anole" _Anolis cybotes, Dactyloidae_
24:28 _Gesneria reticulata, Gesneriaceae_
25:03 chasmophyte
26:19 Erik Leonard Ekman (of ekmanii fame)
26:32 "whisk fern" _Psilotum nudum, Psilotaceae_
26:47 _Arthrostylidium farctum, Poaceae_
26:59 _Ardisia ovata, Primulaceae_
28:26 "roble"
29:15 didynamous stamens
*Humid subtropical forest on ultramafic rock formations*
29:58 _Bactris plumeriana, Arecaceae_
29:59 megafauna evolutionary pressure lesson
31:18 _Trema_ sp., _Cannabaceae_
31:46 hispid
32:03 peridotite outcrop
32:21 "black wattle"
32:42 rhizobium bacteria
33:36 land clearance
33:52 _Exostema spinosum, Rubiaceae_ flowering
Thank u :-)
Great way to study! Thanks @E-possum
I've got a shitty day of work ahead and being able to watch this great content in the morning changes my whole outlook
Sing us a song you’re the Botany Man,
Sing us a song tonight
Well we’re all in the mood for those plants serpentine
And you’ve got us feeling alright.
good one Paul
Ha Ha nice
Trip to Ecuador? It's cheap and we use the US Dollar. I got 10 acres in the jungle at 3000 feet elevation that you could go crazy on.
Lol I've thought about how Americans don't realize they can just buy cheap land in developing countries...just becuz.
@@clintparsons3989 Exactly. Life is too short to stay in the states. A small investment can get you a whole new passport and open more doors.
“The Caribbean is a plate tectonic Cluster Fuck..” we are not even a minute in!
Can you imagine what it would be like to run into a giant ground sloth? They must have been something to behold.
Love your vids always cheer me up🌿
The perfect intersection of education and dark humor 👌 laughing and learning and chillin
Great commentary. If I had this knowledge I would have majored in science. Nice video.
He retains the passion because he's self taught. Fuckers incredible
Seems a little backwards to me. He didnt wake up one morning with this knowledge.
Thank you for making my day!!!!
always learning so much from your work. loving this DR series. thanks!
Great video ... I love all the serpentine and general geology/fauna/flora that we have here on the southern Oregon coast.
Hip hip hurray your back! I missed you! Thanks for sharing this special exotic experience.
Very nice, I'll be sharing this with a friend.
I was intrigued by that Clusia, so I had to look up a bit to see about the fruit. Apparently, it dries, dehisces into segments and is spread by birds. Pretty invasive outside its habitat from what I read.
The aerial roots really surprised me
It’s also a hemiepiphyte in south Florida outside of where it’s native (only the lower keys) it grows in the boots of Sabal palms like strangler figs
It also looked like a garcinia, reminded me of mangosteen...
Crazy!!! Like a floating jellyfish plant ffs
There are a lot of Clusia species in Brazil too, even endemic ones. Check them out when you can ;)
another outstanding video. your Instagram stories have been a real treat as well recently. thanks for everything you do.
Hey Joey, I caught your appearance on the California Horticultural Society's channel. Excellent presentation, for sure!
Have you ever thought about pressing the parts that accidentally break off? Bet you could compile a pretty interesting book from that!
Hell yes I was getting the shakes!
Got my fix going now baby
Scary fact: the south tower of the Golden Gate Bridge stands on pure crumbly ass Serpentine. Not so good for the impending 7.9 MM boogie, if the 1906 quake is any guide.
Please move inland, if you're still in that area. Don't be collateral damage when the powers that be, come for Nancy. 😜
@@8ftbed Nancy is never in her district, the aroma of decay and human feces is too much for even that vile harpy.
never knew that! what a mess.
Great video. When you come to Florida to botanize, please remind everyone that Florida is full
My best friend from high school threw up into a trash can in the atrium of an embassy suites on her wedding day, white dress and all, on our way back to the room from the reception. #respect.
I don't understand most of what you teach but I LOVE the way you teach it!
My dude I think we're both in the same tectonic hell hole
Excellent. Thank you!
Nice video. Great content. Liked the flowers!
By what mechanism am I compelled to spend countless hours wandering forests and deserts with dis guy, talkin' genus & species & the human condition?
New sub, most delightedly so.
Peace y'all
Pretty cool to see how something on such a massive scale as plate tectonics is connected to local flora.
Lookin for help... got into planted aquariums, and subsiquently, the plants themselves. Any good literature on submersesd and emersed plants. Thanx guys. CPBBD, yer a modern day hero.
18 seconds in and I already have to pause to GFMS?
The perfect way to start the day
yea love the captions ! hey guys thnx for the tip on ANNUA ! it knocked down my malaria by about 80% this season !!!
Came for the botany, stayed for the singing. 👏👏👏
Yes this is 4 months old but I know you'll see this Joey, and I respectfully demand you sing every intro from now on, thanks so much in advance
Hey, yous. I’ve watched 5....yes 5, of my favorite botanist’s videos back to fucking back. Joey makes botany addictive. Maybe I’m a nerd, but I never tire of this shit. And I’m changing the way I plant my garden. Can’t wait to put in a desert-type garden.
Thank you Joey!!
Iceland....would be a great place to explore. There is an incredible plant ecosystem there.
Thanks for showing Lepidaploa sprengeliana. My search for a relative turned up nothing but typical asters. Zone 6a great lakes. It bloomed for four plus months and stayed under 24".
Great show like always!
I would love to go out on a hike with you sometime! If possible?🤔
That croton impressus is gorgeous
Fan... Fuckingtastic is Possibly Some Of The Best Palm 🌴 Commentary of All Time!!!
13:01 learning that new term made be unreasonably happy: decussate [phyllotaxy]. So specific! I love it!
My mind exploded when I saw the Lycopod collection at the Enid Haupt Conservatory in New York...that WAS a nice Exostema at the end, whew!
That Roscea is a scourge here in Hawaii. I have neighbors on both sides that wont help control their trees, even the local power company is having problems due to them.
Those seeds are very tiny and sprout everywhere. I constantly have them sprouting on the avocado, mango, rambutan, and even in my prichardia tree at the very top.
Is it really so bad to love every living thing on the Earth except for humanity?
There are weirdly bluish rocks in a cut where motorway enters Belgrade, Serbia. I just checked the geological map, and yeah, it's serpentinite.
Get some nice money shots
I learned more from this than school
I discovered something. You know that old saw about drug dealers and free samples? They got confused with garden centres. I sent my grandson along with Wifey to get him some succulents or cacti, cuz I am shaping a young mind here. He came back with a string of pearls, a couple of your bog standard toe sized cacti and a pocket full of free cuttings.
A few days later they are off to get milk and he asks if he has enough money to get another plant if he is good. We go rock hounding for Fluorite this summer.
I swear cacti and succulents are more addictive than crack... thank fuck that they aren't as consumable. I got gifted a dying aloe plant in middle school, and now I've got a metric herd of dragonfruit sprouts, random cacti everywhere, aloes and jade plants in various pots, and a spider plant collection that keeps multiplying like a bucket of unsupervised tribbles.
Whoops 🤷♀️
@@rosem7042 So far we have been buying the weirder looking stuff for him. One day this holiday break I will take him to a bigger centre and hopefully a better equipped store. Every time we look for care tips we see a new succulent that is weirder than anything we have seen before..
that was otherworldly! thanks
ThanKS, mannn
Are you okay sharing what you are using to make these videos? Camera? Camcorder? Love the work you are doing, thanks
Rhynchospora is quite fascinating. See them out in the upland sandy bogs of the Francis Marion NF in a galorious cache of yellow pitcher and yellow eyed grass filled Carolina Bays.
Carolina Bays can quickly become an obsession as there are varieties of depth, shape, soil types, plants, levels of human disruption...some are all-in-one care packages into a world of pond cypress pond pine glory up to sunny Sarracenia openings, up the slope to Smilax torture gauntlets to dwarf live oak and fetterbush hobble walks and finally to xeric sandy ridges of lupines Turkey oak and goldenaster.
You gotta come to Florida too
Lentinus is a polypore now? Not that anyone thought the old Tricholomataceae was monophyletic, but Polyporaceae is a surprise to me. I guess I need more new books. Grrr. Thanks for reminding to try and keep up. Again. Great video.
This was a good one.
Man I wish you was here in Texas! We would talk and talk and talk!
T 7:30 that wasp black thing is a bee more commum to South and Central America and it has many species and genuses
I’d love to do a field trip with this guy, for about a week.
Oof on that rental deposit. On a side note some one I may know might have totally blown out an transmission on a rental offroading it and pushing it through mud pits to get to some rare trout streams and by some grace of god gotten away with it even with it barely limping its way back to the lot after a carwarsh. How? No fuckin clue.
There's some hilarious rental car stories on Vinwicki, always pay for damage insurance
Maybe he can sell some of the parts off it to make up the deposit.
Those Clusea Roseas really look like mangosteens, and are indeed related
I love a good Bromeliad!
Finally one of my favorite gesneriad 😁
Bahdanny...your dulcet tones... when is the album coming out? :)
WEEEEEEEEE hell yes love it ...
Bignoniaceae 😂😂😂 that word really cracks me up
Ah yes, much better now! 👍
I come for the botany, but stay for the insults against humanity. (As humanity is an insult itself...)
Sometimes you just have to let your pistil dangle.
What part of Hispaniola was this ?
Fuck yeah plants and rocks!
33:56 vultures circling in the sky.
Love me some gesneriads. Didn't know there were species that grew as chasmophytes.
27:00 reminds me a LOT of milkweed flowers, related or happenstance?
thumbs up just for the singing intro
🎶why's everything so spiny🎶
You have a beautiful singing voice
Your unknown at the end looks like Chrysobalanus icaco
What is all that high-pitched trilling in the background?
Nice!!
CPBBD the musical? I dare you to do the next one in 100% song
Serpentine rocks are typically green.
"I'd like to get stung by a wasp"
His latest video delivers
have you tried using the iOS app called 'PictureThis' for identifying plants? seems pretty accurate to me, but im not a botanist
iNaturalist is good too, and it allows you to record your observations on a map.
What's the average pH of serpentine soil?
Whoa-Serpentine rock almost got canceled by some government a-holes.
Yes
Peridotoot!
If botany doesn't pay, maybe you can start a singing career 😘
7:45 Start your Monday off right with a li'l botanical masochism.
22:16 Easy with those meathooks.
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Joey is changing the way I now approach my garden. I am going beyond the purely visual aspect of the garden, to paying attention to the ,,.,botany of the plants. I’m looking forward to trying out different “eco sections” to the garden....instead of grouping “pretty fucking colors” of flowers. I have a very large botanical garden, and a small urban fruit orchard with about 8 different fruits. I can see a cacti garden? A rocky dry eco type grouping. Native plants. Maybe native plants of select states. Etc. That’s it. I’m naming one of my gardens after Joey...Joey’s fucking garden.....
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Teenage mutant ninja turtles are radical and so are you. You are the master splinter of the plant world.
Plants!
bro you could benefit from using a camcorder like a Sony AX-33.
👍
Hey, Im streaming Valheim with your work on, in the background, if thats okay. Nothing is monetized on my channel. I luv your spirit and you have inspired me to give moar of a damn.
I'll put your channel in the description if anyone likes what the hear. Im very small time.
If you had rented from Enterprise Rent a Car, you could have gotten damage waver, and paid nothing. (Referring to the damage on the back of his truck.)
That Clusia doesn't look like it tastes as good as Mangosteen!
Megafauna :D
Those damn otters don't know the shit dude
A beautiful clusterfuck
15:28 Holy shit moment
Adding my comment just to push interactions. Do not mind me.
21:06 don’t underestimate new world parrots