Optimus: "There are only four questions that can make me freak out." Fans: "Can you say Autobots roll out?" Optimus: "There are only five questions that can make me freak out."
*girl* “How tall are you?” *boy* “I’m 5,9” *girl* “Sorry I only date guys over 6 foot tall” *boy* “How much do you weigh?” *girl* “WHY DOES THAT MATTER!?”
Completely agree that asking "who is she?" is a totally normal question in the right setting. If you see your BF talking to a woman a lot, you'd wanna know who she is. Is she a friend? A coworker? A cousin? Is she someone I should know? It doesn't have to be a suspicion of cheating.
The problem is a lot of them ask that question in the exact opposite way that they should which leads to arguments, thus it goes on the list of things you shouldn't ask a guy lol
Here is one I got sick of, are you angry. I got a naturally angry face, and she literally fell backwards went I went to the door behind her. She wasn’t anyone I knew, but apparently she knew me
"Are you listening?" and "What are you staring at?". If I'm just relaxing and not doing anything (especially when outside) I tend to just stare off into the distance, the trees, the sky, whatever and just not think about anything, but it doesn't mean I'm not listening or paying attention.
I get this all the time too "what's wrong?" "Why are you so angry/upset?" "Are you ok?" Its so annoying like yea I was fine until you started asking me that now go tf away
Honestly the deal with most of these questions isnt to stop the guy from getting offended. Most of the time it's the girls that ask these questions and then get mad.
Alternate title: NEVER Ask ANYONE These Questions... seriously even if they were a girl it would still be putting them in the same choiceless situation
If we’re secure enough ourself, and in the relationship, these kind of questions shouldn’t be a problem. The answer doesn’t have to even be the answer to the question, but just communicating with her.
Hey Optimus, your channel is one of my favorite kinds of content, which would be commentary and I was wondering how do you start off as a commentary channel? What do you look for to talk about and how do you find the videos you make vids on? Do you just talk about whatever’s popular and give your take or is there more to it? Thank you for making great videos and I’m looking forward to the next one.
I’m 21 and you sound so chill compared to other interests I’ve had. I was semi dating but not really with someone for almost a year and I couldn’t ask any of these types of questions without ‘pressure’
Facts man, most men would have no problem answering these questions, its the reaction you’ll have from hearing the honest truth is why you may not want to ask them.
THANK YOU!! Men as a rule are NOT cavemen and we also understand and come under the influence of true love and soul mates. Thank you for making that point Opt.
On number 3, that can be a tough one. But sometimes men want to know if the woman is really invested, so after days of calling first, they may want the woman to call first in order to prove that they legitimately care or whatnot. But women may see this as ghosting. Ladies, if you want to talk to the guy, message him! It's a simple thing to do! That lets him know you're really interested in him.
*"Would you still love me if I didn't have arms and legs?"* "Well baby you'd be my chicky nuggy!" *exiled to the land of couches* The joke was totally worth it.
Bro, i don't think we're horrible at taking hints, we just don't see the need for em. We're all mature adults, you want something done, say it or ask for it. That's how I particularly feel
Optimus: "There are only four questions that can make me freak out."
Fans: "Can you say Autobots roll out?"
Optimus: "There are only five questions that can make me freak out."
Haha
can u change it to shoptimus
@@ayyyayay “There are only six questions that can freak me out.”
I don’t know why I was reading this in Optimus Primes voice!😂
@@celotv6455 hmmm okay so you could say avengers assemble and change your name to batman
Why do you believe Amber heard should be in jail? She did nothing wrong
This is number 1 on the list of what you shouldn’t ask a guy
No, ask that one.
see how fast you can run
@@randomuser5443 lol
Who
@@dullcat1021 Exactly we don't talk about that here.
Who?
"Am I prettier than-"
Optimus then proceeded to burst into a flaming ball of rage and beat her unconscious
Never ask a man his K/D ratio in COD.
Never ask a man why he’s voting for Todd 2020, it’s always cuz he likes cheese
@P i m p 0.96 😭
@@MrLloyd-sf1tx almost nice.
@@MrLloyd-sf1tx I have 0.91. It will take a while to get to 1 but at least I have fun.
Mine? 0.04. 😞
OH BABY IT’S A TRIPLE
Yes
OH YEAHH
And not even an hour has passed
OH BABY QUADRUPLE
Sorry I don’t speak art tracerr
Never ask:
A woman her age.
A man his salary.
Charles if his plans aren’t great.
you sure your plan is actually great?
I’ve seen you before
@@8bitminer where from?
@@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 Don’t question Charles what did I say???!!!????
Charles don't leave Henery stickman
*girl* “How tall are you?”
*boy* “I’m 5,9”
*girl* “Sorry I only date guys over 6 foot tall”
*boy* “How much do you weigh?”
*girl* “WHY DOES THAT MATTER!?”
It is so sad that this is kinda true.
Edit: Nah nah nah, kinda? No, this IS true
Or if you got them a size bigger pants on accident.
EXACTLY!
Cos I live in an apartment with wooden flooring
_the sad truth of our socity 😖😭😭😓_
“8 questions you should NEVER ask a guy”
-made by a woman
@cammyxseoul fr
woman
There's only one question you don't ask a guy:
You over 6 feet?
@@noblebork7444 you over 6 feet?
@@superleekegshoondinovevo6998 😔 i actually am hehe
Optimus out here 3 videos back to back without even breaking a single drop of sweat
Epic
Time
He almost at 650K
Epic
epic time
Random girl: "am I cuter tha-"
Optimus: *kicks them across the world before sucker punching them when they come back*
Ngl she seems like that one girl you just avoid talking to...
Ee
@@fr0sty_is_hawt819 EEE
@@BubbaTheHillbilly E A SPORTS
𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒
And yes questions aren’t dumb it’s the person who asks them
CANADIANS UNITE
I feel like this woman just got out of a really toxic relationship and believes that what happened during it is just how all guys are.
Not Todd, he never gets mad cuz he likes cheese
Or she is projecting her own or her father's flaws on others.
Toxic women are like that, treating anecdotes as fact.
@@БелянцевНиколай I mean my guy girls ask this question and I’ve seen guys get mad over them 🤦♂️
Most of these questions offend them not us
Never ask:
A woman, her age
A man, his salary
DoomSlayer, if he can shoot a hole into the surface of mars
Here's the best comment about doom on a random video medal
🏅
Yup, never ask
Nice, doom meme 👍
I want a bfg irl
@@simonedagostino9358 I dont have a BFG but I have a BFD irl
New title: Insecure woman tells you questions she asked her ex boyfriend.
💀💀💀
Ha
all of her ex bfs
Yep..
@@raulrosas5068 that means she had more than one boyfriend
POV: you have 10 plus missing assignments in school
...
Stop
You didn’t have to tell me that
Yeah, maybe.................
In LA alone, I hate that class and teacher so I just don’t do the work
Yo bro I got 48
The number 1 question women should NEVER ask a guy:
"Which will it be, me or the Xbox?"
You already know the answer
Just say you'll stop playing the xbox and buy a pc the next day
Well my Xbox isn’t a complete waste of my money
Her:"Me or Xbox"
Every man within a 20 mile radius:"You overestimate your worth peasant"
The pc you peasant
Woman: _"Whats it like to catch your sack in your zipper?"_
Every man in a 20 mile radius: 😬
What?
Pain
@@MtnDew4828 When you zip to fast and you catch that sensitive piece of skin in between.
@@marcoe.3314 oh ye I learned that the hard way when I was 9, dark times
I cringed reading this checked myself and started laughing.
Never ask:
A woman her age.
A man his salary.
Dutch what his plan is.
Always just trust that Dutch has a good plan
@@champ1159 yes he always does. Hope they conquer the world and lead us to a brighter future
@@ihaventshoweredforayearbut247 excuse me, who is this "Dutch" you're talking about?
*TAHITI*
Cmoooooooooooon Dutch. DUUTCH.
what’s the plaan DUUUTCH.
Optimus isn’t like OTHER girls,
He uploads 3 times a day!
@Zayaan Mohammed Well... Unless he's Japanese...
@Satyajoy Das Yeah. It was pretty obvious
@@nicoleo.johnson443, no wonder that’s your username
He also got respect.
Which sailor scout is that.
(Sailor moon fan, annoyed I can't remember it).
Optimus: three uploads
Me: WOOO YEAH BABY THAT WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR, THAT’S WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT
Give this man free xbox gold and live passes
@@kaobiugwu435 funny thing is i use xbox
Can't wait for the third one coming out in 8 min
@@cryptixx7720 ye I need to use that thing again it's been collecting dust and I get let it just go to waste like that
Ah so you like Charlie as well
Never ask
woman her age
A man his salary
*Optimus how he makes super good videos 3 times a day*
And yes don't rlly know how the this meme work
Never ask a man why he voting Todd 2020
@@ThatGuy-dj2kd exactly
@@FriendLover-O *oh don't remind me of one time*
I get mistaken for a early 20s and have to ask guys their age. The 20yr olds have more balls to talk to a woman than a 30yr old
“Never ask guys these questions”
Question 1; can please stop going poop on the neighbors yard please?
Correct answer: no
Never ask a man to not vote Todd 2020
Never ask a man who's better, Master Chief or Soap
Trust me, it gets bad quick
Can you post stuff on rule 34
Answer: your never going to
"Things Emotionally Unstable Women Say" should be the title.
Completely agree that asking "who is she?" is a totally normal question in the right setting. If you see your BF talking to a woman a lot, you'd wanna know who she is. Is she a friend? A coworker? A cousin? Is she someone I should know? It doesn't have to be a suspicion of cheating.
The problem is a lot of them ask that question in the exact opposite way that they should which leads to arguments, thus it goes on the list of things you shouldn't ask a guy lol
It's not the question it's the tone it's asked that can make a problem.
Sadly reality it's always suspicion of cheating
@@bobot.chimpanzee8612 yeh that’s true
"Never ask a woman her age"
You must be joking when in this day and age I can't tell the difference between a 15yr old and a 25yr old
Truer words have never been spoken
But then 30 year old women look like 45 😂😂
Yep, I blame the fact that father figure aren’t as common or influential, causing girls to pretend to grow up faster and then age faster as well.
That’s actual facts
My man out here with the “triple upload blowout” all in 30 minutes
I got a question: WHEN WILL YOU SAY AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT??!
When Biden wins
So never
@@Jackster1 well let’s see in 8 hours
@@AidanRampair I guess
@@Jackster1 so he just has to win something. Okay bois were fixing a go fish game for Biden to win
Never ask:
A woman her age.
A man his salary.
The Seahawks why they didn’t run the ball.
“INTERCEPTED BY MALCOM BUTLER”
Hahaha name a better duo than russel Wilson and goal line picks
@@djscrivbits8807 easy, Jameis Winston and crab legs.
Here is one I got sick of, are you angry. I got a naturally angry face, and she literally fell backwards went I went to the door behind her. She wasn’t anyone I knew, but apparently she knew me
"Are you listening?" and "What are you staring at?". If I'm just relaxing and not doing anything (especially when outside) I tend to just stare off into the distance, the trees, the sky, whatever and just not think about anything, but it doesn't mean I'm not listening or paying attention.
I get this all the time too "what's wrong?" "Why are you so angry/upset?" "Are you ok?" Its so annoying like yea I was fine until you started asking me that now go tf away
I hate being asked if I'm sick or upset when I just want to relax and enjoy a quiet morning.
Never ask a woman her age.
A man, his salary.
The commenters, why they keep using this format.
Because its funni
bro i didnt even finish watching the last vid
Same
MTn dew mtn
Ong
@@MtnDew4828 bruh stop trying to be the next justin y.
I did :)
Im not a girl but thanks for the tips
We just have to give him a logic paradox and he'll malfunction
I just saw you on an optimus video comment section.
How is he pumping these out so fast. and I was literally just thinking about the original. EDIT: I was a minute faster than Justin Y
I just finished the last two
*IM NOT DONE YET*
Facts
He makes alot at once and then edits through the week
Can confirm that this man was faster than Justin Y
@@chadpowell1832 yee
"Guys don't really pick up on hints" that is the single greatest *understatement* ever. Of all time. In all of written and unwritten history.
Nice Red v. Blue reference
OMG :0
When he said your my little chicken nugget that had me crying from laughter
UA-camrs: Im taking a break from youtube for a month
Optimus: hey guys sorry i was gone for 5 min here's another vid
Seeing an Optimus notification always makes my days 10x better :)
3
I would say the same but turns out I need to recheck who's my actual friend in my life
The video should be 2 questions
1: how long is your (you know what).
2: how tall are you.
Thats all some of them care about.This is the reason why its hard to find serious relationships.
2: are you above 5.9 feet*
Ooh I loved the last video I’m sure this one will be amazing as usual with optimus
MTN dewww
Optimus is the type of guy to talk about any subject with relative ease
People: “Three videos in a day?!”
Optimus: “All in a day’s work”
This made me realize that women don't understand men.
Just like men don't understand women.
It should have been titled "questions women don't want to hear the answer to."
“She be your little chicken nugget”
-Optimus, 2020
Subbed brother, you're the only legit commentary channel on youtube.
Sometimes asking, "Are you in a cult? Are you a person? Do you eat food?"
It suffices and always works.
@Daniel Daly Human chicken nuggets or regular chicken nuggets?
@@poopposter6005 why not both?
@@poopposter6005 Human meat tastes like trash. Can't recommend.
Her: What is your height?
Him: What is your weight?
Her: OMG!!11!!11 DISRESPECT!!11 😡😡🤬🤬🤬
So no one's gonna talk about how Optimus shoved an entire RPG grenade down that man's throat at 6:57?
“She’ll still be my little chicken nugget” 😂 the best response ever
When you see a message from mom that says why didnt you call me with a 4 to 16 missed calls you know you are dead
Honestly the deal with most of these questions isnt to stop the guy from getting offended. Most of the time it's the girls that ask these questions and then get mad.
Alternate title: NEVER Ask ANYONE These Questions...
seriously even if they were a girl it would still be putting them in the same choiceless situation
Happy you made to 1 mil oti. Been a sub for awhile, glad you finally made it
"Would you still love me if-" ah yes the what if game. I just don't even answer those.
If we’re secure enough ourself, and in the relationship, these kind of questions shouldn’t be a problem. The answer doesn’t have to even be the answer to the question, but just communicating with her.
Thank you for your current event videos. They’re always quality.
When You’re so early there’s barely any cringe comments
Aaand, you just posted cringe.
C r i n g
I like how this guy just goes over stuff in a chill way with some entertaining gameplay in the background
Check out Yosemite Prepper on UA-cam. He has prepping videos (I’m a fan)
What if you wanted to launch a VTOL jet
But god said : Too many friendly VTOL Jets active
The part where he says would you still love me if I was your little chicken nugget was hilarious 😂
My god
Why u gotta do this I was already watching your second come on
Got to go fast like justin
@@MtnDew4828 yep
Hey Optimus, your channel is one of my favorite kinds of content, which would be commentary and I was wondering how do you start off as a commentary channel? What do you look for to talk about and how do you find the videos you make vids on? Do you just talk about whatever’s popular and give your take or is there more to it? Thank you for making great videos and I’m looking forward to the next one.
instead of asking why he didn't call, you could just call them yourself
Love your comentary videos man!
Keep up the awesome job your doing!
Never ask a:
Woman her age.
Man his salary.
LGBTQ male or female.
My man Optimus is on point. Three vids in the past hour. Respect the grind.
The only time I’ll ever be earlier than Justin. Y
Guess that makes you the temporary Justin Y
justin y sucks ngl
I mean he’s not wrong
@marcus richardson probably tons of people on his account and they commented things somewhat related to the video/channel
@marcus richardson yeah Justin. Y is for sure a bot
Hey man, really love your videos. School is stressful and your videos really help! Thanks
Never asked a guy his browser history
I’m 21 and you sound so chill compared to other interests I’ve had.
I was semi dating but not really with someone for almost a year and I couldn’t ask any of these types of questions without ‘pressure’
Me: Coming here just to see comments about how Optimus is releasing like 3 videos every hour
Three vids, back to back. Each at least under thirty minutes I made each vid. I AM FRIGHTENED OF ABOUT HOW MUCH I KEEP UP WITH THIS DUDE.
These questions are more-so for women who don’t want honest answers
Facts man, most men would have no problem answering these questions, its the reaction you’ll have from hearing the honest truth is why you may not want to ask them.
Congrats on 1 mil I know you have been waiting for this moment.
“WhO Is ShE”
Me: My Dad
Ohhhh my boy Optimus reached 1 million subs, I doubt you'd see this but congrats man ! been watching for two years :)
I know a lot of dudes don't call them because they don't want to be the ONLY person acting interested. You have to reciprocate the feeling.
You should do a podcast man. You have a great voice and you make good points when voicing your opinion.
The triple upload is getting to quick lol
Triple upload
I think he has his videos pre planned
Keep up the pase
@@SHINIGAMI6774 I think so to lol
the fastest uploads in the west
Most of those questions seemed pretty reasonable to ask, just in the right circumstances.
If my girlfriend said any of these questions,I'd be happy I have a girlfriend
Optimus be dropping 3 videos within an hour like its nothing🔥keep up the grind bro
I sometimes ask my mom "would still love me if my eyes were mouths and I had 4 eyes on each cheek (of my face weirdos) and 6 arms" just for fun
6:50
bruh moment
How is the election going to affect the stock market?? I need your guys' help
Taxes
Biden will make it crash due to the policies he will introduce to the economy
Election equal violence
Trade with other countries will change. And those traded items go into the stock market. I don't know for sure, but it makes sence to me
I'm terrified about tomorrow... 2020 being ran by a man who's mindset was developed in the 1950s
THANK YOU!! Men as a rule are NOT cavemen and we also understand and come under the influence of true love and soul mates. Thank you for making that point Opt.
Optimus is the official representative for all men of decency across the globe
As kevin hart once said. "I can't love a girl with one shoulder, I can't love a girl that can't shrug"
On number 3, that can be a tough one. But sometimes men want to know if the woman is really invested, so after days of calling first, they may want the woman to call first in order to prove that they legitimately care or whatnot. But women may see this as ghosting. Ladies, if you want to talk to the guy, message him! It's a simple thing to do! That lets him know you're really interested in him.
Never ask a boy why he puts so much thought and time into a Minecraft build
I dont have a boyf- girlfriend so this doesn't really matter much but I'll keep these in mind
Gaymer moment
Why do I need a GF or BF if I got my homies
triple upload streak my mans ballin
Everyone when Optimus starts getting triggered: Oh yeah...this is epic
op can u say autobots roll out
This is the craziest year, I'm going to bed, it's better than what's happening now
If a guy asked most of these question to a girl imagine what would happen
The news article title would be: Creep asks woman questions and now faces 40 years of prison
@@stapleremover1213 40 years seems a bit light
Bagel Time ok maybe a life sentence without parole
*"Would you still love me if I didn't have arms and legs?"*
"Well baby you'd be my chicky nuggy!"
*exiled to the land of couches*
The joke was totally worth it.
Someone should count the amount of times Optimus has said “at the end of the day” in his videos.
Nah, it should be “let me keep it a Bucky fifty”
Love your vids bro great content that me laugh hard af 🤣
"I'm not gonna be posting 3 times a day."
-Optimus
Bro, i don't think we're horrible at taking hints, we just don't see the need for em. We're all mature adults, you want something done, say it or ask for it. That's how I particularly feel
"Who is she"
"my mom"