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  • In this BBC Only Fools and Horses clip Del Boy and Rodney head to a bar, trying their luck with two ladies at the bar. However, they aren't exactly what they seem. Subscribe: bit.ly/BBCComedyGreats
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  • @userwl2850
    @userwl2850 3 роки тому +95

    If we pull em now we've got to buy em drinks all night... that takes me back to 80s.. 😂

  • @onlyme9254
    @onlyme9254 5 років тому +129

    "they a cupla ravers!?" "no they're a cupla geezers!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @breakevenbernie8543
      @breakevenbernie8543 4 роки тому +3

      This clip has more or less
      Forgotten
      Good to bring it back !

    • @DeeDerry
      @DeeDerry 2 роки тому +2

      Best lines ever 👏🏼🤣

  • @markhughes8314
    @markhughes8314 6 років тому +174

    That has got to be one of the funniest clips ever....."They are a couple of geezers"

  • @TheGavinh32
    @TheGavinh32 4 роки тому +21

    drink up we are leaving, gets me every time

  • @campfreddy3547
    @campfreddy3547 7 років тому +61

    "I like a Caribbean stallion","wouldn't we all dear"!lol :-) :-)

    • @gw6061
      @gw6061 4 роки тому +1

      Loving your picture

  • @chokesmc
    @chokesmc 4 роки тому +36

    "Tonight Rodney we dance with our backs to the wall...."

  • @kasar5950
    @kasar5950 Рік тому +13

    15 years later this still cracks me up, nothing will ever be as funny as only fools and horses

    • @xierotron
      @xierotron Рік тому +2

      15? More like 40

    • @danw1374
      @danw1374 7 місяців тому

      ​@xierotron 42 years now. 1981 this was made. Quite scary how long ago it was😮

  • @alexjones1985
    @alexjones1985 7 років тому +75

    Pop old Grandad in the metre cupboard and 'ave a bit of a party! Poor Grandad!😀😀😀

  • @ninjawhale03
    @ninjawhale03 15 років тому +80

    Only fools in the good old days where we had some of the best comedy shows of all time a toast to sullivan and his damn good show

    • @brucebird133
      @brucebird133 2 роки тому +5

      The UK truly did own comedy in that era... Just glad so much was shown in Australia at the time :)

  • @lookylookyyonder5043
    @lookylookyyonder5043 5 років тому +39

    Drink up, we're leaving 😂😂😂😂

    • @michaelasquith
      @michaelasquith 3 роки тому

      Rodney: "You're magic, you are, Del. Are they a couple of ravers" ?. Del Boy: "Nah, they're a couple of geezers".

  • @1nfamous76
    @1nfamous76 14 років тому +26

    when have i heard del boy say that before eh "drink up were leaving" only the best TV comedy moment in history when he falls thru the bar chatting to trigger - BRILLIANT

  • @jasonbentley9968
    @jasonbentley9968 3 роки тому +10

    Definitely a bandit, that one.

  • @Cwmbran1984
    @Cwmbran1984 7 років тому +46

    (In a camp voice): Half a lager for Sir. And a Caribbean Stallion for Mandingo"
    😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @ajarnangus8837
    @ajarnangus8837 3 роки тому +24

    A masterpiece of timing. Brilliant!

  • @lordrupertknob1882
    @lordrupertknob1882 Рік тому +4

    The way Del walks out cracks me up every time. 😂

  • @wabdinur
    @wabdinur 14 років тому +49

    British shows never let me down.

  • @rhynak1067
    @rhynak1067 Рік тому +10

    A classic! Always funny seeing how terrified Del and Rod are in that situation! 🤣

  • @nigelkthomas9501
    @nigelkthomas9501 3 роки тому +120

    How anyone can be offended by this I’ll never know! It’s comedy gold!

    • @MARTIN-bd7gm
      @MARTIN-bd7gm 2 роки тому +16

      Mate i live in Blackpool me and the wife went out on the town a few years back and visited a few bars we used to go to and didn't know one was now a gay bar , it wasn't until i noticed a few guys looking at us i thought oh oh lol . Wife was asking them are you gay i was like shut up ffs , this young gay lad then asks me for a dance i nearly spat my drink over the missus , but after the initial shock we all had a good laugh .Only when the lad asked if we fancied a 3 some did we decide to leave lol .

    • @cheetoortiz2361
      @cheetoortiz2361 2 роки тому +8

      Disgustin' the likes of 'em all, I say!

    • @gruaim
      @gruaim Рік тому +12

      @@needforspeed837 shut it

    • @888bangthory
      @888bangthory Рік тому +7

      I'm bi and find it hilarious, the day I stop finding 'fools' funny is the day hell freezes over

    • @sonicdiablo8968
      @sonicdiablo8968 Рік тому

      @@needforspeed837 Why would you even bring the orange retard into this? Some people are so obsessed with him. It's fucking weird.

  • @kerry3355
    @kerry3355 5 років тому +20

    Best British comedy 😂

  • @petemitchell9996
    @petemitchell9996 4 роки тому +28

    I've got a 24l of yugoslavian riesling in the garage :D
    Yugos where ya at

  • @ryp1562
    @ryp1562 5 років тому +6

    Lmao that kiss and wink at the end

  • @danw1374
    @danw1374 4 роки тому +9

    Id like a carribean stallion. Wouldnt we all dear 😂😂

  • @stevenmitchell2996
    @stevenmitchell2996 Рік тому +5

    This cracks me up everytime. 😂😂 One of Only Fools and Horses finest moments and very funny episode.

  • @mikepalm6452
    @mikepalm6452 3 роки тому +6

    You can charm a tortoise out of shell you can Del.

  • @Stressedpetowner
    @Stressedpetowner Рік тому +3

    7 pounds for 2 drinks🤣🤣🤣

  • @misterneckbreaker88
    @misterneckbreaker88 3 роки тому +63

    Couldn’t pull this off on today’s tv 📺

    • @breenirwin2356
      @breenirwin2356 3 роки тому +17

      Back when jokes were just jokes
      And majority of people had common sense
      Not the snowflake society we have now

    • @jackbrown4130
      @jackbrown4130 3 роки тому +4

      You’re dead right there

    • @jackbrown4130
      @jackbrown4130 3 роки тому +4

      Owen Jones would kick off

    • @greenaum
      @greenaum 3 роки тому +7

      Knew some boring old cunt would say that. There were people saying the same thing back in 1982 about, I dunno, Dick Emery or something.

    • @misterneckbreaker88
      @misterneckbreaker88 3 роки тому +2

      @@greenaum yep that’s me

  • @johntate5050
    @johntate5050 Рік тому +2

    I still piss myself laughing at this.

  • @JHIJFGHJF
    @JHIJFGHJF 8 років тому +33

    look, learn and listen

  • @markj.beukema2131
    @markj.beukema2131 6 років тому +53

    They’re a couple of geezers.

    • @radepiljov7969
      @radepiljov7969 4 роки тому +3

      No they are not , they just FEEL what they feel , they are women you silly transphobe.

    • @eminemisdogshit4626
      @eminemisdogshit4626 4 роки тому +10

      @@radepiljov7969 There gender benders. Stop trying to force gender confusion on others

    • @AnimatedBlast
      @AnimatedBlast 3 роки тому +2

      rade piljov 😆😆😆 you are so misguided

    • @Nath_0460
      @Nath_0460 3 роки тому

      @@radepiljov7969 ❄️

    • @Mousevengeance
      @Mousevengeance 3 роки тому +1

      @@radepiljov7969 I'd buy tickets to see you forced to walk the plank at sword point

  • @alfiemoloney3247
    @alfiemoloney3247 2 роки тому +3

    A couple of geezers 😂😂😂

  • @BritishFoodGuide
    @BritishFoodGuide 10 років тому +21

    priceless

  • @jamiebishop9512
    @jamiebishop9512 5 місяців тому

    Amazing show, just finished it all again.

  • @lornaprince1054
    @lornaprince1054 7 місяців тому +1

    They never fail to make me laugh.👍

  • @stephenm6100
    @stephenm6100 5 років тому

    😄😄😄😄😄 del boy’s face lmao

  • @kamrankhalid9797
    @kamrankhalid9797 Місяць тому

    This was a classic , hahahaha!!!

  • @lexdavies3656
    @lexdavies3656 4 місяці тому

    This gag was way ahead of its time

  • @user-vn8em2ko4c
    @user-vn8em2ko4c 3 місяці тому

    Pure Gold 🥇 😅😂😅😂

  • @josephangus2592
    @josephangus2592 Рік тому +1

    Stoned rn and this had me rioting 🤣

  • @Frenchy5169
    @Frenchy5169 Рік тому

    Simply the best🤣🤣

  • @Mike-cs1ft
    @Mike-cs1ft 3 роки тому +2

    It's quality this scene so funny I watched the full DVD box set Christmas

    • @patrickkparrker413
      @patrickkparrker413 2 роки тому

      One of their best episodes , had so much in it , that screen , chatting up the girls in the night club the cortina screens with the Australian , got to be one of their best .

  • @happyfeet4506
    @happyfeet4506 2 роки тому +1

    The best there has ever been comedy genuis

  • @steeevo0136
    @steeevo0136 2 роки тому +21

    It's a miracle this hasn't been cancelled yet in the quest by the thought police to train our psyche !

    • @Waltonet93
      @Waltonet93 Рік тому +3

      To check your thinking, as a literal police officer once told someone

    • @Stressedpetowner
      @Stressedpetowner Рік тому

      shut up boomer

    • @steeevo0136
      @steeevo0136 Рік тому +2

      @@Stressedpetowner You go ahead and submit to control you pathetic W⚓

    • @Stressedpetowner
      @Stressedpetowner Рік тому

      @@steeevo0136 shut up boomer

    • @Stressedpetowner
      @Stressedpetowner Рік тому

      @@steeevo0136 shut up bommer

  • @wonietang123
    @wonietang123 14 років тому +3

    I love Del Boys clobber

  • @daverogers816
    @daverogers816 6 років тому +3

    great comady,

  • @UltimateLegandGaming
    @UltimateLegandGaming 4 роки тому +5

    Only just noticed that the tenner del gives the waiter/waitress falls off as he walks away

    • @kate_cooper
      @kate_cooper 3 роки тому

      Del or Rodney probably would have picked it up again if they hadn’t been worried about bending over in front of the geezers...

  • @bigvirg
    @bigvirg 6 років тому +2

    Brilliant

  • @coreylove5680
    @coreylove5680 3 роки тому

    2:20 lol 😂

  • @nigelkthomas9501
    @nigelkthomas9501 3 роки тому +18

    Comedy at its best! I’m gay, but I don’t find this offensive in any way. It’s absolutely spot on!

    • @greenaum
      @greenaum 3 роки тому +2

      Nobody has been offended, including you. Just a load of miserable old cunts claiming that you couldn't show it nowadays because of all the offense "certain people" would apparently take. But here it is, on UA-cam, clear as day.

    • @nigelkthomas9501
      @nigelkthomas9501 3 роки тому +5

      @@greenaum Absolutely! It’s high time generation snowflake was cancelled!

    • @billbertboyce324
      @billbertboyce324 2 роки тому

      🧚‍♂️

    • @paullawrence4986
      @paullawrence4986 2 роки тому +1

      Well said 👍

    • @johntate5050
      @johntate5050 Рік тому +4

      Even if it is offensive it doesn't matter. Your feelings don't overrule everyone else's right to enjoyment.

  • @theAEDan
    @theAEDan 3 роки тому +22

    When things still made sense

    • @danw1374
      @danw1374 2 роки тому +8

      Know what you mean, i feel as though ive woken up on a different planet these days.

    • @theAEDan
      @theAEDan 2 роки тому +1

      @@needforspeed837 yea. A brave new world where indigenous Europeans have no countries to call there own, babies are massacred in the womb and children and exposed to transexuality in schools. Enjoy hell. Also, I’m guessing your ancestors weren’t responsible for any of those “mistakes of the past”, pleb.

  • @reido82
    @reido82 3 роки тому +3

    £7 would be cheap now! Lol

  • @roddybambury6550
    @roddybambury6550 2 роки тому

    Haha classic comedy 😅😅

  • @asbdntgn
    @asbdntgn 15 років тому +1

    hahha this funny!

  • @eyeswideshut7732
    @eyeswideshut7732 Рік тому

    lol A+++

  • @Infern0121
    @Infern0121 4 роки тому +45

    Could never do this these days

    • @TheConorsmithusa
      @TheConorsmithusa 4 роки тому +21

      i know, such a shame that. at least people had a sense of humour back in the days ...unlike now!

    • @SigmundJaehn
      @SigmundJaehn 3 роки тому +4

      There’s always a couple of boomers in the corner saying the exact same thing on every video on UA-cam. How sad their lives must be.

    • @Infern0121
      @Infern0121 3 роки тому +11

      @@SigmundJaehn they are sad because this generation is sad

    • @ObviouslyKieran
      @ObviouslyKieran 3 роки тому

      @@Infern0121 It's a vicious cycle.

    • @zw_ncfc
      @zw_ncfc 3 роки тому +3

      Peter Kay it’s only a small minority of people that are the soft arses, most of them American. The majority would love another OFaH-esque show

  • @LcfcJayy
    @LcfcJayy 10 місяців тому

    Next scene in the disco I love how Del tries being a wingman to Rodney by telling the ladies it's Rodney's Jag outside

  • @DEC19775
    @DEC19775 7 років тому +9

    Retitle this to del try's to pull a couple of bandits

  • @kennymacm3031
    @kennymacm3031 3 роки тому +3

    One on the left always reminded me of Phil Oakey, Human League. Sorry Philip 😀

  • @MrDempsey111
    @MrDempsey111 4 роки тому

    Yeah I got to admit this would take some beating

  • @get2rog
    @get2rog 3 роки тому +5

    Would have been much better if you hadn't given it away with the thumbnaii.

  • @jesseusthebody871
    @jesseusthebody871 7 років тому +13

    dale boy even mentions yugoslavia in this bit

    • @Puppy-ew4be
      @Puppy-ew4be 4 роки тому

      So? and it's Del, not Dale.

    • @petemitchell9996
      @petemitchell9996 4 роки тому +1

      Couple of times Yugoslavia is mentioned in OFAH. Btw, It used to be and still is the most popular foreign TV series in Serbia. According to some statistics, it may be even more popular in Serbia than in the UK. In Belgrade you can have a drink at a pub called Only Fools and Horses. Some people call it Nags Head.

  • @marilynmalone1381
    @marilynmalone1381 9 днів тому

    The two women look gorgeous 🤩

  • @zlimoon
    @zlimoon 2 роки тому +3

    Jugoslovenski Rizling!

  • @AsozialPremium
    @AsozialPremium 15 років тому

    thats rite !

  • @howardsend6589
    @howardsend6589 2 місяці тому

    Bent as a fiddler’s elbow. Camp as a row of tents. Etc etc.

  • @danielwilliams2703
    @danielwilliams2703 27 днів тому

    What episode

  • @valecalabretta5603
    @valecalabretta5603 2 роки тому

    What is this episode called

  • @andycross9840
    @andycross9840 2 роки тому +7

    The PC brigade have made their contribution to ruining the world we live in now. Harmless humour on tv shows and films back in the day, can't be repeated now. The thing with offence is that it is 'taken' not 'given' - maybe all the snowflakes need to to think about that before they go wrecking everyone else's enjoyment.

    • @MrMakeDo
      @MrMakeDo 2 роки тому

      Oh change the record. Yawn!

    • @andycross9840
      @andycross9840 2 роки тому +5

      @@MrMakeDo Obviously you are one of those I am referring to. Pity.

    • @Unicysis
      @Unicysis Рік тому +1

      @@andycross9840 That’s right. I mean, there are so many snowflakes on this Earth it could very well be winter every day

  • @blagger42
    @blagger42 3 роки тому

    Gezza birds

  • @rockstarDax
    @rockstarDax 14 років тому +1

    its in the 3rd series

  • @blakeyyhh5822
    @blakeyyhh5822 5 років тому +4

    Are they a couple of ravers
    Del na there a couple of geezers best line ever 😂😂 best comedy to ever come on telly those days will be sadly missed 😪

  • @suzukiadventure8565
    @suzukiadventure8565 Рік тому

    £7 for half a lager and a cocktail in 1980s London!!
    Today as of 2022 you still wouldn't pay that much up north 😂🤣

  • @thomaslovestrains3333
    @thomaslovestrains3333 2 роки тому

    Wow

  • @mattymccourt3
    @mattymccourt3 9 років тому +1

    Ha Ha Ha

  • @AICabal
    @AICabal 3 роки тому +6

    This would be considered a hate crime these days.

    • @MrCaerbannog
      @MrCaerbannog 3 роки тому +1

      If that were actually the case, the entire cast of Mrs. Brown's Boys would have been arrested multiple times over by now.

    • @greenaum
      @greenaum 3 роки тому +4

      @@MrCaerbannog Sadly they haven't. That Brendan wotsisname thinks he's the funniest thing that ever happened. Makes the same "joke" about actually being a man in a dress every episode. Regularly cracks up at the jokes he wrote. Bit of an arse really.

  • @JayKhwaja
    @JayKhwaja Рік тому

    😲😂😅😆🤣😄😁

  • @KevinsYouTube
    @KevinsYouTube 14 років тому +4

    Was never a big fan but I remember this one episode when they're bottling tap water and blagging it was from a spring... made me lol.

    • @archieindoorschallis2885
      @archieindoorschallis2885 2 роки тому

      Oh that's called mother natures s...and I'm 11 years to late

    • @KevinsYouTube
      @KevinsYouTube 2 роки тому

      @@archieindoorschallis2885 thanks for the reply ;)

    • @KevinsYouTube
      @KevinsYouTube 2 роки тому

      @@pbmltd9023 all these replies suddenly?? Thanks dude :)

    • @AmethystDew
      @AmethystDew Рік тому

      Or the time Del was flogging the genuine, original, antique georgian digital clocks!!! 🤣

  • @carolinelynch2823
    @carolinelynch2823 5 років тому +4

    Them two birds there won't be heading towards the ladies toilets....Will they.

    • @lewisgreen2957
      @lewisgreen2957 Рік тому

      Nope. I’ve once had a pee next to a transvestite. It was one of those open urinals - he whipped out his John Thomas, did what he had to do, washed his hands and left. No fuss. Good luck to him - it’s his life to lead it how he pleases…

    • @Wishmaster787
      @Wishmaster787 2 місяці тому

      ​@@lewisgreen2957Did you suck They/Them off?

  • @LukeTPZ
    @LukeTPZ 2 роки тому +10

    Ah, back when you could laugh on the assumption that most blokes don't want to have romantic relations with other blokes.

    • @johntate5050
      @johntate5050 Рік тому +1

      I still do. I don't give a toss what the woke wankers want.

  • @garethglitter5932
    @garethglitter5932 3 роки тому +1

    ...And a Carribean stallion for Mandingo...

  • @badboi697
    @badboi697 14 років тому +2

    go west young man

  • @shane-irish
    @shane-irish Рік тому +1

    Were concord pilots

  • @Mousevengeance
    @Mousevengeance 3 роки тому +8

    This is so stupid, the thumbnail gives the whole punchline away 🤦‍♂️

    • @gametimewithjamie
      @gametimewithjamie 3 роки тому +1

      When I first saw this joke on TV years ago I died laughing but the thumbnail takes the fun out of it

    • @patrickkparrker413
      @patrickkparrker413 2 роки тому

      @@gametimewithjamie The what ????

  • @worldwideweb9431
    @worldwideweb9431 5 років тому

    Look Learn n Listen

  • @ProffessorLazarus
    @ProffessorLazarus 7 років тому +3

    It always annoys me how the barman drops the money right next to Del the first time he walks off, but no-one notices!

  • @lawrie8289
    @lawrie8289 Рік тому

    Last 2 episodes of fools and horses

  • @_sliptic8848
    @_sliptic8848 4 роки тому +8

    Only english people will know how funny this is 😂

    • @petemitchell9996
      @petemitchell9996 4 роки тому +8

      And Serbian people. This show is more popular in Serbia than in the UK, believe me. People have learned all these local English phrases and use it in everyday life :D

    • @ryanclark7962
      @ryanclark7962 4 роки тому +1

      @@petemitchell9996 How can a British show be more popular in Serbia

    • @palmlifeuk3553
      @palmlifeuk3553 3 роки тому +2

      @@ryanclark7962 they're probably not trying to ban it for a start

    • @ryanclark7962
      @ryanclark7962 3 роки тому

      @@palmlifeuk3553 ban what

    • @palmlifeuk3553
      @palmlifeuk3553 3 роки тому +2

      @@ryanclark7962 only fools. It gets scenes edited or cut completely on brit box and netflix. People have called it racist, homophobic etc. In other words it offends

  • @londoncali6437
    @londoncali6437 Рік тому

    I didn't like Season 1 much but this episode was great though

  • @Tubeite
    @Tubeite 4 роки тому +2

    Rodney wanted to stay behind.

    • @Puppy-ew4be
      @Puppy-ew4be 4 роки тому +4

      No he didn't.

    • @danw1374
      @danw1374 2 роки тому

      He was shitting himself lol

  • @user-fi9lh5uh2m
    @user-fi9lh5uh2m 7 місяців тому +1

    In this scene is my uncle dressed as female

  • @muhammaduddin9268
    @muhammaduddin9268 4 роки тому +3

    That was a gay bar you plonkers.

  • @jamiebishop9512
    @jamiebishop9512 5 місяців тому

    Did Dell just misgender them? 😂😂😂

  • @josephmueller335
    @josephmueller335 2 роки тому

    That moment when someone with long hair turns around but then you realize it's a man in a dress and wig

  • @AmericanDream1776
    @AmericanDream1776 3 роки тому

    I'm so glad I'm gay in this day and age and not in the 80's. It looked so seedy in the 80's

    • @richierich8334
      @richierich8334 3 роки тому +2

      I wouldn't be so confident. Britain is going through a massive islamic takeover. They will be throwing you and your friends off a roof in the very near future.

    • @AmericanDream1776
      @AmericanDream1776 3 роки тому

      @@richierich8334 How charming. Thanks for the heads up

    • @richierich8334
      @richierich8334 3 роки тому +1

      @@AmericanDream1776 It's what they do.

    • @AmericanDream1776
      @AmericanDream1776 3 роки тому +1

      @@richierich8334 Not all of them do that but I appreciate your concern

    • @Unicysis
      @Unicysis Рік тому +1

      Mind your wig when you go out, Mandingo

  • @pulchralutetia
    @pulchralutetia 3 роки тому

    It's almost funny.