Doesn’t quite compare to his orchestra of neglected babies, but these are slightly older and more aware of their horrific situation, so I guess it balances out
Fun fact: There was an amazing anime named Saki Sanobashi, it's not a real anime, or at least... It wasn't. Someone took the rumors of 4Chan where they lied about its existence and made it into a visual novel game on Steam. It's called: Go For A Punch! Saki Sanobashi Four students find themselves trapped in the restroom of an abandoned school; the door is locked. Without a way of escaping, they can only cling to their remaining shreds of hope or come face to face with their inevitable ruin. ABOUT THIS GAME Years ago, a dark legend spread through the deepest corners of the Internet, specifically on the /x/ board of 4chan. There, an anonymous user first spoke about an old and unknown anime called "Go for a Punch." Despite the efforts of those interested in recovering this anime since 2011, the original video never saw the light of day. The plot of the video was as follows: "A group of school teenagers finds themselves locked inside a closed room, a public restroom with no doors or windows to escape from. As they debate the possibility of never being able to leave that restroom, they progressively lose their sanity to the point of resorting to suicide due to desperation and hunger..." The Visual Novel will pick up on the mentioned plot, introducing slight twists and changes to the story, following the pattern usually found in Lost Media discoveries. It is a realm where human memory often falters, allowing for diverse interpretations to emerge from those imperfect recollections. These variations add depth and originality to the unfolding narrative, creating a captivating and ever-evolving experience. Witness firsthand the events these young people will face until the end of their days, reliving the lost video's experiences and discovering the reasons behind their suffering.
Once my sim - a single mother of twins - died when nanny was on the lot. And nanny stayed at the house for next 15 years, she left when twins became teenagers. That was as wild as your kids raised by weeds. :D
I had the reverse happen, kinda. My sim left for work without getting an omlette of the stove, but she did call a nanny. When the nanny came over, she ignored the omlette, a fire started and then the nanny died. They took the kid away, cause he was left home alone.
I was playing Sims 4 one day and my wife was holding the baby then out of nowhere she just died. I clipped it too so that I could go back and see how she died but she just disappeared
Not to mention, grow up to not have any children of their own, such is the effect of Kevin's "parenting". He sacrificed the sixtuplets childhood to ensure there wouldnt any more bad parents coming from him. That cant be called anything but a genius move.
@@oiyveykayyHey, the Fertile sixtuplets are independent too, its just that they inherited their survival skills from their father. But they're doing their best, otherwise they wouldnt have make it to their birthday.
Ngl this helped a lot when i was a 7 year old kid playing sims 2. But sometimes my dogs were sad because little monsters stole their beds so i had to punish children for stealing.
I've been working on report cards all day today (I'm a teacher) and thought I'd take a little break to have a snack and watch a UA-cam video. What a wonderful surprise to see Kevin had posted one just 43 minutes before my break! And a Sims 2 video to boot! Thank you for making my day! It gives me the strength to continue writing report cards for another 4 hours today and all day tomorrow too! :p
Hi, Kevin! This might be a pretty random advice but I recommend hiring a butler instead of a nanny. Though they cost somewhat higher than nannies, butlers actually do an impressive job taking care of children (and everything in the house as a whole) compared to nannies who seem to only do their job on their first hour, so you actually save more when you hire butlers instead. I don’t know why that’s the case with nannies but I’ve been hiring butlers on my playthroughs and they help out a lot ❤
And that's how Iam Fertile became CallmeKevin The UA-camr (after changing his name and looks to evade the authorities's questions about the tragic diseaparance of the sixtuplets).
can i just say, one of my favorite things in the world is watching a new kev video while eating a good meal, its like the best experience ever sims videos especially make the food taste delicious
This should 100% be a series! I want to see Mr. Fertile the elder climb all sorts of obstacles in the carrier ladder and that his children all get out of high school somewhat... okay. Maybe a crime syndicate to fuel the diaper expenses?
Kevin’s insanity never fails to amaze me. One of my Sims 2 households had 2 parents, 2 teens, 1 child & a toddler at one point. That alone made me feel like I was going insane.
I love the sims 2. You can care for the toddlers with a pet bowl and pet bed. Totally self sufficient. If you need even more I think you can get two pets on top of eight sims already being in your home.
I'm always happy to see more Kevin Sims 2 content. I never get tired of it and I love seeing what nonsense Kevin comes up with to spice things up in the worst way possible.
They nerfed the game more with 3 and 4. Maybe EA will finally fix that if a bunch of kids nowadays are like... "wait a second." It seems like everyone is getting more comfortable with "bad graphics" not making a game worse. Maybe with all the indie games that are on the market now.
00:45 Kevin predicted Google's AI search engine feature. That screenshot fits perfectly with the time it recommended I try an ice pick for my migraine.
I can't really explain what it is about Kevin's Sims videos that's so addictive but I am going to be addicted anyway. This addiction needs no explaining
If only Kevin new, that you could have self-sufficient toddlers, by giving them pet beds and pet bowls! Then they could go to sleep by themselves and survive on dog food 👍
I'm amazed at how somehow Kevin always manages to screw romance and dates in this Sims, when I thought they were so easy they were almost impossible to feck up
You ought to assume that every sim Kevin makes is in some way related to Jim Pickens. Including Kevin's simselfs. In fact, it wouldnt be strange to assume every sim is some version of Jim Pickens. Past, future or from an alternative reality. If nothing else, Iam sure looks like a young Jim. The only real diference between them is that Jim would surely find a way to get some profit out of the children instead of just neglecting them.
You videos are so entertaining and you are honestly the epitome of comedy video game narration, I love you videos and have found myself coming back for more through the years of my existence. You manage to bring comfort into a somewhat anxious and busy life and I appreciate you. Thank you.
Oh man something about “John is going to be a 45 year old accountant and still look like this” and then “John is having a medical emergency over here!” Just made me crack up omg I can’t breathe 🤣
What we learnt today:
We only need a toilet per 6 babies
Babies are outdoor animals
I mean... Babies ARE kinda outside animals...
Clearly things Kevin already knew on some level, he clearly is a mastermind of infants.
A baby genius, some might even say.
@@LiftandCoaAren’t we all? We spend 9 months *inside* just to be outside. 💀
I wish the sims 2 was online so that I could bring my sim and start taking care of his babies while he works 😭
and if you move the telephone, the door will be able to close
Kevin, you're not allowed around babies after the kicking incident.
These are toddlers, they are fine. They wouldn't fly that far away anyway.
I like that new people who read this won't know what you're talking about
or the cooking incident
what are they gonna do, crawl away? he's too fast for them
@@rogerroger9952or the massive zombification cloning and grooming barn incident
Fun fact: this video has the record time for any sounds of distress or pain in any Call Me Kevin video, starting with a baby crying!
Doesn’t quite compare to his orchestra of neglected babies, but these are slightly older and more aware of their horrific situation, so I guess it balances out
Fun fact: There was an amazing anime named Saki Sanobashi, it's not a real anime, or at least... It wasn't.
Someone took the rumors of 4Chan where they lied about its existence and made it into a visual novel game on Steam.
It's called: Go For A Punch! Saki Sanobashi
Four students find themselves trapped in the restroom of an abandoned school; the door is locked. Without a way of escaping, they can only cling to their remaining shreds of hope or come face to face with their inevitable ruin.
ABOUT THIS GAME
Years ago, a dark legend spread through the deepest corners of the Internet, specifically on the /x/ board of 4chan. There, an anonymous user first spoke about an old and unknown anime called "Go for a Punch." Despite the efforts of those interested in recovering this anime since 2011, the original video never saw the light of day.
The plot of the video was as follows:
"A group of school teenagers finds themselves locked inside a closed room, a public restroom with no doors or windows to escape from. As they debate the possibility of never being able to leave that restroom, they progressively lose their sanity to the point of resorting to suicide due to desperation and hunger..."
The Visual Novel will pick up on the mentioned plot, introducing slight twists and changes to the story, following the pattern usually found in Lost Media discoveries.
It is a realm where human memory often falters, allowing for diverse interpretations to emerge from those imperfect recollections. These variations add depth and originality to the unfolding narrative, creating a captivating and ever-evolving experience.
Witness firsthand the events these young people will face until the end of their days, reliving the lost video's experiences and discovering the reasons behind their suffering.
Once my sim - a single mother of twins - died when nanny was on the lot. And nanny stayed at the house for next 15 years, she left when twins became teenagers. That was as wild as your kids raised by weeds. :D
This is actually wild 😂
I had the reverse happen, kinda. My sim left for work without getting an omlette of the stove, but she did call a nanny. When the nanny came over, she ignored the omlette, a fire started and then the nanny died. They took the kid away, cause he was left home alone.
I want to try it now :D if it will happen in my game also , it is very interesting why nobody tries it for a video 😭🫶
I was playing Sims 4 one day and my wife was holding the baby then out of nowhere she just died. I clipped it too so that I could go back and see how she died but she just disappeared
That's actually incredibly sweet
I always love how creative his characters's names are 😂
Same lol
Half of the names are literally shit like "Shlurgleman" or "Peter McCoolguy". I love it.
like its random xD ♡ por example..
"mop"
or something next to .. u o him..
@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Or sometimes just "shit" 😂
my personal favorite is "Tractor"
They say suffering builds character, so these kids are going to grow up to be immaculate model citizens. Kevin is a parenting genius!
the batman pfp makes it better
Not to mention, grow up to not have any children of their own, such is the effect of Kevin's "parenting". He sacrificed the sixtuplets childhood to ensure there wouldnt any more bad parents coming from him. That cant be called anything but a genius move.
Based on my experience, it builds characters. At this point,I feel like multiple people stuck in one room trying to work together
17:48 'You're not even mine, are you? Oh, you're not mine, no vacancies!" There's so many kids Kevin forgot which ones are his lmao
Didn't even start watching, but already hit like. It's Kevin with Sims videos. What else do we need
Same as project zomboid
Same
same lmao
They’re always a wild adventure
I’ve done this challenge… did you know toddlers can put themselves to sleep on pet beds and eat from pet bowls? 😂
It’s called ✨independence✨
@@oiyveykayyHey, the Fertile sixtuplets are independent too, its just that they inherited their survival skills from their father. But they're doing their best, otherwise they wouldnt have make it to their birthday.
Ngl this helped a lot when i was a 7 year old kid playing sims 2. But sometimes my dogs were sad because little monsters stole their beds so i had to punish children for stealing.
I utilize this in Sims 4. My babies Sleep With The Dog and then I just throw apples on the floor for them to eat when they're hungry.
I did this challenge too but then a mysterious person from some club called CPS came
I love how these children barely know how to speak bit they instinctively salute when leaving the house.
"What do you mean you won't work out because of a wall?", I also come up with the weirdest excuses to not work out! How realistic!
Toddlers can eat from dog dishes and sleep in dog beds WE NEED KEVIN TO KNOW THIS
Wait, really? No cap? Holy shit… Sims 2 is a dark game…
Im surprised he didn't figure this out himself, knowing Kevin trying to make them live as dogs shouldve been his first thought
@croissant2882 ikr I learned this quickly because I had pets and toddlers and noticed toddler would go off and sleep in its bed and eat food😂
"What do you mean you won't work out because of the wall?!?!" dead hahahaha
I use that excuse for myself all the time lol
That poor old woman was NOT getting paid enough lmao
ah yes, the 6 baby ball n chain run. Kevin's gaming prowess won't falter here.
It will and you know it
I would of thought so, but he really pulled through.
Kevin should have seven babies and only take care of one of them per week day
"Her character arc is a bloody circle" absolute genius line.
22:23 "Her character arc is a bloody circle!"
😂🤣
I've been working on report cards all day today (I'm a teacher) and thought I'd take a little break to have a snack and watch a UA-cam video. What a wonderful surprise to see Kevin had posted one just 43 minutes before my break! And a Sims 2 video to boot! Thank you for making my day! It gives me the strength to continue writing report cards for another 4 hours today and all day tomorrow too! :p
Please don't take notes on how to treat kids 😭😭
@@armintargaryen9216 Haha I won't! I think I would have been fired long ago if I took any of Kevin's advice on how to treat children!
"school kids are very understanding, they won't mind" lmao
Hi, Kevin! This might be a pretty random advice but I recommend hiring a butler instead of a nanny. Though they cost somewhat higher than nannies, butlers actually do an impressive job taking care of children (and everything in the house as a whole) compared to nannies who seem to only do their job on their first hour, so you actually save more when you hire butlers instead. I don’t know why that’s the case with nannies but I’ve been hiring butlers on my playthroughs and they help out a lot ❤
I mean.. you're absolutely right but do we really want it to run smoothly? Idk about you but I'm here for the CHAOS 😂
“Can we just buy it and then return it?” I definitely thought he was talking about a child 😂
the fact that the babies pooped in sync was terrifyingly realistic.
"Wow, these things are just great! I can't wait to have even more of them. With all these babies around, I'll never go hungry!"
And that's how Iam Fertile became CallmeKevin The UA-camr (after changing his name and looks to evade the authorities's questions about the tragic diseaparance of the sixtuplets).
You know its not a Kevin video without bringing chaos along the way. Its like dragging a mop with mud instead of water 😂
6 BABIES?? Wow better fire up the BBQ
That one is one of the most cursed mods in existence 😄
No need to hurry, they won't get spoiled.
@@Metzli alive meat lasts much longer than refrigerated meat
I love your sims 2 videos. They’re always so chaotic.
"Do babies have to be an inside animal?"
Who else but Kevin?
"If i keep on pushing the floor down eventually it should be short enough that we wont need steps" inspirational fitness quotes
22:21 "Her character arc is a bloody circle" I think I'm gonna steal that quote (thanks, Kevin) 💰👤
No kid named Hotdog? I am disappointed. Without chat's help to name his kids Kevin chooses weird names
Itchy being the only normal name amongst them. I pray for "joe" and "lisa"'s futures...
@@TheLilium117 Poor Itchy was only half a sim, without another sibling named Scratchy she will be forever incomplete.
can i just say, one of my favorite things in the world is watching a new kev video while eating a good meal, its like the best experience ever
sims videos especially make the food taste delicious
Intriguing theory!.. I'm gonna ask my viewers if my sims video made their food taste good too 🤔
"why are you kissing this man?? Hey.. do you like kids?" HELP LMAO
This should 100% be a series! I want to see Mr. Fertile the elder climb all sorts of obstacles in the carrier ladder and that his children all get out of high school somewhat... okay. Maybe a crime syndicate to fuel the diaper expenses?
Kevin’s insanity never fails to amaze me.
One of my Sims 2 households had 2 parents, 2 teens, 1 child & a toddler at one point. That alone made me feel like I was going insane.
That family is just the average "Influencer Family" youtube channel behind the scenes
*Mom walks out again*
Kevin: yea we'll leave it on a high note😂
I love the sims 2. You can care for the toddlers with a pet bowl and pet bed. Totally self sufficient. If you need even more I think you can get two pets on top of eight sims already being in your home.
I'm always happy to see more Kevin Sims 2 content. I never get tired of it and I love seeing what nonsense Kevin comes up with to spice things up in the worst way possible.
"Hello child services? I'm calling about fertile children"
That sounds so wrong! I wonder who would actually get raided, lol.
I was going to play some Ace Attorney Investigations but I had to watch this 😂😂😂 Kevin + The Sims is the best combination out there ❤️
Why does Sims 2 look more fun than Sims 4?
Cause it is 😢
They nerfed the game more with 3 and 4. Maybe EA will finally fix that if a bunch of kids nowadays are like... "wait a second." It seems like everyone is getting more comfortable with "bad graphics" not making a game worse. Maybe with all the indie games that are on the market now.
There was more chaos in the sims 2
“Now John has a gambling problem, and it’s all your fault!!” That part made me laugh so much lmao 😂
12:57 "Oh my god I don't think I've ever seen a child do that in the sims"
Given the trend in the lives of Kevin's sims, I'm fucking surprised
"one bathroom per six children." my therapist is gonna be learning about kevin so I can explain my sudden flashbacks to childhood.
00:45 Kevin predicted Google's AI search engine feature. That screenshot fits perfectly with the time it recommended I try an ice pick for my migraine.
What kind of monster lets their Sims 2 toddlers sleep on the ground? That’s what the dog beds are for!
Always a great day when the beast (Kevin) blesses us with more of his amazing videos!
Keep up the amazing work 👍🏻
"Jesus, I didn't know he meant that much to him" xD 20:35
I can't quite explain it, but "this old man I know from work" being one of 3 invitees almost took me out hahah
I can't really explain what it is about Kevin's Sims videos that's so addictive but I am going to be addicted anyway. This addiction needs no explaining
no one else can play the sims 2 in 2024 and do it this entertaining... Kevin is the 🐐🐐
I love how it just became indoor babies & outdoor babies lmao
Kevin hasn't tried to punt the kids into the river across the road 1 minute in? I'm impressed man. Peak dad performance
Only the favorites are worthy of playing such games with Daddy Kevin! The Fertiles haven’t even payed their fees to the cult!
Kevin speed running making a perfectly fine house into a shit house of nightmares is such a classic Kevin move
This is peak chaos even for Kevin!
Excellent video 😂
We need a spin off for Rich
kevin, you have no idea how much your sims videos mean to us fans 🙌🏻
kevin yelling at his kid to get off the phone made me laugh harder than it should
Kevin and the Sims 2, is the chaos you never thought you needed. Love it!
It's always a great night when Kevin uploads a Sims 2 video ❤
Kevin is once again a parenting genius
17:24 the fear in his voice when he heard the honks 😂
If only Kevin new, that you could have self-sufficient toddlers, by giving them pet beds and pet bowls! Then they could go to sleep by themselves and survive on dog food 👍
The property value of the whole city went down the second the Fertile family appeared.
You know it's going to be a great day when Kevin uploads another gloriously chaotic Sims 2 video ❤
I'm amazed at how somehow Kevin always manages to screw romance and dates in this Sims, when I thought they were so easy they were almost impossible to feck up
just talk on the phone for 1-2 hours, invite them, hang out, easy friends
I could watch this over and over thanks kevin
Kevin, for future use, toddlers can sleep on animal's mats and eat from animal's bowls
the scenic view of the river across made me crackle lol
"What are you doing socializing with your kids, you weirdo!?" 😂💀
Are we sure that Iam isn't related to Jim Pickens? They both have a habit of leaving their babies out on the lawn.
You ought to assume that every sim Kevin makes is in some way related to Jim Pickens. Including Kevin's simselfs. In fact, it wouldnt be strange to assume every sim is some version of Jim Pickens. Past, future or from an alternative reality. If nothing else, Iam sure looks like a young Jim. The only real diference between them is that Jim would surely find a way to get some profit out of the children instead of just neglecting them.
i could watch hours and hours and hours of kevin's sims 2 videos
Is there anything funnier than a Call Me Kevin Sims 2 video? I almost die laughing every time 🤣💀
"It's her favorite patch of tarmac."
Gets me. Every. Time.
Had a thought about Kevin and his Sims play-styles at work today. Happy to come home to this beauty
You videos are so entertaining and you are honestly the epitome of comedy video game narration, I love you videos and have found myself coming back for more through the years of my existence. You manage to bring comfort into a somewhat anxious and busy life and I appreciate you. Thank you.
there is some great out-of-context-Kevin-phrases in this one video XD
Kevin playing the Sims 2 is always legendary. I wonder if this time he'll trap the babies to do his bidding like the plantsim one.
just found your channel, this video is so great, i love that TS2 content is still being made
dear kevin, whenever im scared or stressed, watching you torture kids on sims 2 somehow helps. thanks friend :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) :) :) :) :)
Man there's so many wrong things about this video, I can't STAND watching babies getting treated this way even if it is a game😂😂
I never thought I'd hear the term "outside baby" in my lifetime
Right off the bat Itchy is my favorite.
I discovered your channel through your first sims 2 video and ever since I can’t get enough!😹
Thank you so much for brightening my day kevin✨
I love seeing Kevin upload. It always makes me happy.
A child was once taken from me, then I called to adopt and they brought me my own child to foster! 😂
I used to have a sim on Sims 3 who had like 20 kids with 20 different fathers. That family tree was crazy. 😂
Lol 😂
Child support millionaire
Dude that woman would never have to work again, collecting $800+ a month from 20 different dudes.
That's nothing I had 48 kids with different men AND women
And that's the most nostalgic save I ever had in that game
Kevin: Are you winning, son? 🥸
Baby: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ah yes sims 2 my favorite from Kevin!
Also I know you’re not reading this Kevin but about a week ago I got the snowman radio tattooed on me lol
I saw that tattoo on reddit! I should've known Kevin helped inspire it
Absolutely lol
I love the snowman, and Kevin’s obsession with it made me want it more lol
Awh i wish kevin saw this 😂😂
@@sinead545me tooo lol I tagged him on instagram but no luck lol
“In this timeline we don’t go to work today.” Tell me how I can acquire such miracle! 😂
I love the random TS4 infant in the thumbnail lol
8:04 - You and i Are not so different after all 😂
kevin soundin a lot like my father with those tents and askin if children really need to be raised indoors 🤣
I love Kevin's creative chaos 😊❤
Please create more!!! I am obsessed after finding your channel 😍😭 Your sims gameplays are so nostalgic and I love them so much 😍😍
Oh man something about “John is going to be a 45 year old accountant and still look like this” and then “John is having a medical emergency over here!” Just made me crack up omg I can’t breathe 🤣
I honestly smile so hard just seeing you post. I love your videos and know they will be funny before I even watch them. Ty!!!
10:46 Yeah, you definitely have _NO_ experience with controlling a sim who points and laughs at the misery of others... 😂
This was a riot. Absolutely loved the doctor who reference
Eating a hot dog while watching this 🙂
Here before it blows ip
Nice
Eating shit while typing this
Noice
Yeah instead of putting it in a different place like the dude in the video