he is not, later that day, the FBI raided that viewer's house and found hundreds of pirated material and the viewer (who shall not be named) was sent to prison for 2 years. of course, I'm not joking.
should i skip school for youtube video making? i making good stuff but i need much time to making. maybe replace school with making videos. i have two girlfriends. thanks for your opinion dear aj
I feel like stealing or pirating limmys show opens a portal to an alternate dimension where you're stuck in one of his fourth wall breaking skits for an eternity
You get given a wig and a dress and high heels and have to re-enact the Nutbush City Limits dance from the sketch along with all the other people who pirated it for all eternity
@@MrJmackay actually that isn’t the whole joke. Most of the joke is actually him saying thanks like it wasn’t a big deal and then making it the biggest deal possible. If you’re gonna hate on someone atleast be correct
Im that viewer that pirated limmys show. I have been out of good behavior for the last month having spent 6 months in a high security prison in Wakefield where i have spent many a day been man handled by guards and prisoners alike. I think they thought i was a peddo cos of my bifocal glasses, balding hairline and beer belly. I told them i merely pirated limmys tv show at one point and they give me an even bigger beating. I guess they were fans too. Anyway, just wanted to warn you that Limmy wasnt joking. He did contact the correct channels and i paid the price. But i thank you Limmy, as even though i assumed my donation would clear my conscious , it was only through hard time and daily beatings that i know that this wasnt the case. So thank you Limmy.
I remember my cousin who lived in Scotland for 5 years came home to Ireland and he had burned a bunch of DVDs of games and tv shows and stuff and handed me a Limmy DVD he made and told me to watch it.
I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest Y*uTub3r of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off all the time! Bye bye bu
Strand type game is just a chill game with little to no action, usually played by people who's stressed enough in real time and just need a calm moment.
Honestly the best part about this game is the social. Like the feeling of helping other people moving their briefcases and working together to make a road, it's just good. It's something that I wish more game in the future would do
I really hope he was being sarcastic. A PRISON sentence just because you didn't make $20 off a viewer when your show aired? Prison, for watching a tv show? What a bunch a B S.
@@DavidVassleofYeshua Limmy obviously doesn't mean it. But it is the law, distribution of pirated goods carries a hefty prison sentence upwards of 20 years in some cases.
You wouldn't shoot a police officer, steal his helmet, you wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet and then send it to the policeman's grieving widow, and then steal it again! Would you?
clearing my conscience, I once watched Limmy having a mental breakdown playing dark souls 3. the stream was deleted and I often think how the hell he justified drinking beers and playing computer games to 3 in the morning while his wife had to get up at the crack of dawn to look after their infant child. what a great example to us all
But how could it have been piracy when it's now FULLY and FREELY AVAILABLE (all 3 seasons + Christmas Special) on BBC PLAYER with ALL THE ORIGINAL MUSIC in a HEAVENLY 360p? 😇
@@Dan200 It's not immoral and definitely not counter-productive. Some things are only available to be purchased in certain parts of the world. Can you blame one for pirating something a company hasn't made available in their country? Now let's say a person pirates a software they can't afford. That copy wouldn't be bought anyway.
@@Dan200 yeah, you know, like things that were and are free of charge to begin with, with the only difference being the distribution method, which in both cases is not a physical medium - case closed
You wouldn't steal Limmys child or wife (if he had any of those) so why would you steal his show? Pirating is stealing and stealing is a CRIME! Just say no.
@@rehakmate If I cloned your wife and took her for myself, would that be stealing? You wouldn't steal a wife, so don't pirate TV shows. Piracy is a crime. Just say no.
@AlphaTrash I don't want to sound rude, but someone's wife is not the same thing as someone's show or car. those are "things", while "someone's wife" is still an independent thinking person, not a thing.
As a dumb slow American, when I watched this for the first time, I think it was played at around 1.5x video speed, and based off his demeanor and some key words (I somehow didn't hear the "reported" nor "crimes a crime" part at all) I thought it was just him saying "thanks for doing that", and wondered why the heck this was even a clip. The man has such a quick with and perfect poker face to just totally blow through the joke perfectly without more than a millisecond of forethought. Really quite amazing. Also, even after going through the video a few times I didn't realize that he was saying "prison sentence". It sounded like "present sentence" and I couldn't fully understand what he meant.
we speak just as fast in ireland too, i never knew until i was speaking to an American on the ps4 and he didnt think I was speaking English because of how fast I was 🤣 i slow it down a bit now. Limmys humour is 10/10
@ELDEANTI in UK, there is a list above most wanted normal criminals which is composed of pirates. Some slug bastards manage to get away with it for up to 3 decades. But the police will catch them don't worry. They'll pay
Pirating hurts nobody. If somebody pirates a game/movie/show/whatever the fuck else that they weren't going to/could afford to buy anyways, then nobody loses out on any money.
I only support media (games, movies, shows, songs, etc) after ive pirated and know the worth. If it's genuinely good stuff i have no problem paying for it; but im not gonna pay upfront for a shitty fucking show that i dont even enjoy.
@@audrey2658 yeah. That's what I told the ones previously living in my house and the car store. Those wankers wanted me to preorder and pay without enjoying it.
Just get a half decent job, then you can actually afford to buy the things you want. Your wasting time with you pirated stuff rather than improving your life to a point where you can actually pay for things.
For anyone who might genuinely feel shitty about pirating, remember that there's no real moral argument against it if you weren't going to otherwise watch it legally. If you pirate something you weren't going to buy anyway, nobody has technically lost anything. Happy pirating, just don't get a virus and support creators when possible
@@bigbootyenjoyer yeah I try to buy games from smaller devs that I like later on, but I have absolutely no problems never giving bigger companies like that my money lmao
@@LMarti13 I always thought of lawful evil as somebody who enjoys abusing their position of authority to hurt people. Tbh the clip is probably more lawful neutral than lawful good but still ...
You wouldn't steal a DVD of limmy's show...
Nor would you buy one!
@@darkraft1020 Don't let limmy hear you saying that
You wouldn’t blahem a car
You wouldn't shoot a policeman; and then steal his helmet.
@@alexg1778 Then take a dump in said helmet and give it to his grieving widow.
Given that Limmy is a comedian, I am 100% sure he is not joking
he is not, later that day, the FBI raided that viewer's house and found hundreds of pirated material and the viewer (who shall not be named) was sent to prison for 2 years.
of course, I'm not joking.
@@Sylv3onYT damn, you beautiful 😳
Haha
if limmy is such a comedian how come he isnt cracking jokes in this 30 second clip
@@UriclubTK you have hit the nail on the head with this one... This is a paradox we shall never understand
"Thanks for the bits, but a crime is a crime"
just can't be bribed
A craime is a craime.
😂😂
@@christopherstein2024 yoo made mah dey xx an I'm a stinkin southerner as I've been told haha.
ok?
Clearing my conscience, I sometimes watch parts of Limmy's streams on youtube. I hope that he doesn't find out, he seems a very harsh judge.
One of your eyes will be rendered useless by the Twitch Police in due course. Thank you for your honesty.
Life behind bars.
ua-cam.com/users/shorts2Xv8JjBmRfU?feature=share
@@user-hi4sm3ig5j spammers should get life behind bars
@@klystron2010 life imprisonment? Behind bars?
that was really really decent you have been reported though
You're free to go...to prison....for life!
You shall be entombed... for life!
what's this from?
Yep, this is what I came for 🤣
Enjoy your new PlayStation.
@@HAMBLEHUMBURGER a series of vines Limmy did back in the day, search "Limmy Vines Sentenced to Life"
"That was really really decent, you have been reported though" I instantly burst out laughing
I would have laughed if I understood what he was saying.
should i skip school for youtube video making? i making good stuff but i need much time to making. maybe replace school with making videos. i have two girlfriends. thanks for your opinion dear aj
@@AxxLAfriku skip making videos for school obviously
@@spook407 drop the girlfriends and become a chad video maker.
Thanks for the translation
Thatcher grabbed his soul within this moment.
Haha fr, I love Limmy he’s so funny
Who ?
awful patter
@@bensmith5288 Some politician. IDK about UK politics.
@@bensmith5288 the wicked witch of the west
The comic timing of that 'Thank you' at the end was absolutely perfect, lmfao.
yah he could almost be a comedian if he wanted to, do you think?
@@Ola-ws4jg Doubt it. About as likely as Russia invading Ukraine, lmao.
@@Hysteria98 now about that......
@@Hysteria98 wow this is something
@@Hysteria98 really not the time
I feel like stealing or pirating limmys show opens a portal to an alternate dimension where you're stuck in one of his fourth wall breaking skits for an eternity
You get sent to the void where he tells you something he's not told another living soul in his life.
You get given a wig and a dress and high heels and have to re-enact the Nutbush City Limits dance from the sketch along with all the other people who pirated it for all eternity
@@videogamenostalgia you make that sound like a bad thing
I wish
you get stuck up the blrlrlrbl bllrl
It's that it's the video that gets me!!! 🤣
Aye, that's the whole joke mate, well done.
@@MrJmackay actually that isn’t the whole joke. Most of the joke is actually him saying thanks like it wasn’t a big deal and then making it the biggest deal possible. If you’re gonna hate on someone atleast be correct
@@sethmp333 cheers seth, sorry seth
@@sethmp333 Yeah sorry about that Seth
@@sethmp333 yeah, real sorry about that one Seth
We all live in fear of the righteous judgement of Limmy
he says it so calm
Impressive, very nice
In Limmys world you don’t excuse people for sneezing… You report them to the world health organisation. A crime is still a crime.
You don’t excuse them anyways. You bless them, nonbeliever. A crime. Is. A crime.
@@DJVevyVevs You are correct, im ready for my jail time
Who?
@@DJVevyVevs Right...(rolls eyes)
Tedras is a criminal
Im that viewer that pirated limmys show. I have been out of good behavior for the last month having spent 6 months in a high security prison in Wakefield where i have spent many a day been man handled by guards and prisoners alike. I think they thought i was a peddo cos of my bifocal glasses, balding hairline and beer belly. I told them i merely pirated limmys tv show at one point and they give me an even bigger beating. I guess they were fans too. Anyway, just wanted to warn you that Limmy wasnt joking. He did contact the correct channels and i paid the price. But i thank you Limmy, as even though i assumed my donation would clear my conscious , it was only through hard time and daily beatings that i know that this wasnt the case. So thank you Limmy.
Limmy: “well thank you, I accept your apology but you have still been reported. A crime is a crime. You need a prison sentence”
Hope you're not too loose after all that prison time. Welcome back to society!
Why are people taking my profile picture.
It's channel 4 right? That's the correct channel? I don't want to end up like you mate.
@@Bwalston910 why is Mario your creationb
can't wait for the english version
I remember my cousin who lived in Scotland for 5 years came home to Ireland and he had burned a bunch of DVDs of games and tv shows and stuff and handed me a Limmy DVD he made and told me to watch it.
Did you watch it?
You are not legally obligated to answer the question.
I hope your cousin made the most out of repaying his debt to society after being extradited to Scotland.
@@Elcore Laughed out loud reading your comment. Big belly laugh, good show.
What's your cousins full name, address and National Insurance number?
Ahahahaha it's a prison sentence you need. Thank you very much.
The law has been broken!
Little do we know, Limmy pirated the game.
Damn, what a hypocrite. We truly live in a cruel world 😔😔
we went full circle
what is the game
@@katatonikbliss death stranding
@@katatonikbliss Deatrude -Strandstorm
i feel like this guy works at an office and has spent the past ten years trying to keep his story straight in case the cops asked.
I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest Y*uTub3r of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off all the time! Bye bye bu
@Mo No Its what he didn't tell you.. Most humble man I've ever not met.
"It never happened"
Playing Death Stranding kinda made me understand why people play farming simulator
Strand type game is just a chill game with little to no action, usually played by people who's stressed enough in real time and just need a calm moment.
@@cypherusuh for real. loved playing it with a podcast on
Im happy people are enjoying this game
Honestly the best part about this game is the social. Like the feeling of helping other people moving their briefcases and working together to make a road, it's just good. It's something that I wish more game in the future would do
@@gdottothegamer1001 this game just need a little bit of mods to adds more enemy and combat system. Everything else felt rather nice tbh.
STOP! You have violated the law! *draws sword*
I really hope he was being sarcastic. A PRISON sentence just because you didn't make $20 off a viewer when your show aired? Prison, for watching a tv show? What a bunch a B S.
@@DavidVassleofYeshua It was a joke lol
@@DavidVassleofYeshua Limmy obviously doesn't mean it. But it is the law, distribution of pirated goods carries a hefty prison sentence upwards of 20 years in some cases.
@@DavidVassleofYeshua course he was jokin ya fuckin spud
@@SgtLion viewing isn't distribution lol
never thought I'd see limmy streaming death stranding of all things
Yeah
he loves this game man where you been
@@sowpmactavish and now I love Limmy. DS is my favorite game ever.
@@sowpmactavish is there a vod of his play through?
@@CoercedJab Limmy's Death Stranding playlistua-cam.com/video/h-GTbTjOgZE/v-deo.html
Video piracy is a crime. Do not accept it, demand a genuine cassette from your video store.
The pirates are out to get you. Don't let them brand you with their mark.
Haha Piracy isnt a crime in UK
BRRRRRRRR
@@NichDevRumble Poor quality illegal cassettes reduce your viewing pleasure and jeopardise future film production.
@@lopanreturns7085 When in doubt, telephone the Federation Against Copyright Theft (F.A.C.T)
I’m glad Limmy will have presents sent to the donator soon. Nice to show appreciation to your viewers 😁
"piracy is a crime" good one Limmy
"prison sentence" haha
@@fxhdtchjfrytjyj been reported to the "cyber police".
If piracy was a crime then I’ll be going to jail for life
@@fxhdtchjfrytjyj do it. go call the cyber police
You wouldn't download a car, would you?
You wouldn't steal a refrigerator, would you?
You wouldn’t pirate a ship, would you?
You wouldn’t download a woman, would you?
You wouldn't shoot a police officer, steal his helmet, you wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet and then send it to the policeman's grieving widow, and then steal it again! Would you?
@@JCglitchmaster I would
They're bringing back the death penalty in Britain just for that guy.
Pretty sure the last king hanged pirated
clearing my conscience, I once watched Limmy having a mental breakdown playing dark souls 3. the stream was deleted and I often think how the hell he justified drinking beers and playing computer games to 3 in the morning while his wife had to get up at the crack of dawn to look after their infant child. what a great example to us all
It's called "WORKING", mom!
you watched twitch while having a mental breakdown? whoa
Oh my...it's all I want...
@@polperie nigga, he said he watched limmy have a mental breakdown 😂
@@mftripz8445 Nigga, the comments is edited. Probably made it sound like he was the one havimg brakdown before he edited it.
"A crime is a crime" I died dude 🤣
Pretty sure the statute of limitations for pirating TV shows is less than 10 years lol
Vpn problem solved
Remember kids, there is no statute of limitations for piracy ... I think.
But how could it have been piracy when it's now FULLY and FREELY AVAILABLE (all 3 seasons + Christmas Special) on BBC PLAYER with ALL THE ORIGINAL MUSIC in a HEAVENLY 360p? 😇
bc it was 10 years ago and he might not live in the UK?
@@timothy790110 three magic letters, and they aren't BBC x
@@ANJK-eu7xf It's definitely immoral. And just plain counter-productive if you want the things you like to continue being made.
@@Dan200 It's not immoral and definitely not counter-productive. Some things are only available to be purchased in certain parts of the world. Can you blame one for pirating something a company hasn't made available in their country? Now let's say a person pirates a software they can't afford. That copy wouldn't be bought anyway.
@@Dan200 yeah, you know, like things that were and are free of charge to begin with, with the only difference being the distribution method, which in both cases is not a physical medium - case closed
Only understood like 2 or 3 words
*immediately after*
paypal: payment has been refunded
Literally the only time auto generated closed captions helps me understand what is said
I love Limmy. But God damnit, I can't understand 9/10 of what he says when he's not in a bit.
What makes you think he's not always in a bit
i just watched them all on youtube on that dboy channel or whatever. it never got taken down.
Wow that's cold. Time to go pirate his show and checkout his comedy
Limmy's been deprived of the income he needs to feed his family... and youre laughing
Now I want to pirate more
You wouldn't steal Limmys child or wife (if he had any of those) so why would you steal his show? Pirating is stealing and stealing is a CRIME! Just say no.
If somebody had a yellow lamborghini and you copied his exact car and used it would it be considered stealing? Don't think so
@@rehakmate If I cloned your wife and took her for myself, would that be stealing? You wouldn't steal a wife, so don't pirate TV shows. Piracy is a crime. Just say no.
You wouldn't download weens
@@alphatrash6236 I would be completely okay with that, not stealing.
@AlphaTrash I don't want to sound rude, but someone's wife is not the same thing as someone's show or car. those are "things", while "someone's wife" is still an independent thinking person, not a thing.
This is the clip that introduced me to Limy! Been looking for it for months!
Getting a present sentence doesn't sound too bad.
Limmy knows there’s no statute of limitations on piracy
Maybe I should return my pirated stuff... I don't want a prison sentence!
Yes, find all copies and give them back to rightful owner. Im sure hed want em
Heroes, both of them
Imagine not ruining someone's life
I feel compelled to pirate his show now.
As a dumb slow American, when I watched this for the first time, I think it was played at around 1.5x video speed, and based off his demeanor and some key words (I somehow didn't hear the "reported" nor "crimes a crime" part at all) I thought it was just him saying "thanks for doing that", and wondered why the heck this was even a clip.
The man has such a quick with and perfect poker face to just totally blow through the joke perfectly without more than a millisecond of forethought. Really quite amazing.
Also, even after going through the video a few times I didn't realize that he was saying "prison sentence". It sounded like "present sentence" and I couldn't fully understand what he meant.
we speak just as fast in ireland too, i never knew until i was speaking to an American on the ps4 and he didnt think I was speaking English because of how fast I was 🤣 i slow it down a bit now. Limmys humour is 10/10
It's probably just because you will rarely hear a Scottish accent but Europeans hear American accents daily on TV
A crime is a crime
Statute of limitations
“Thank you very much, that was really really decent, you have been reported, though.” I choked on my ramen.
What a good, upstanding citizen this man is.
“You wouldn’t download a car? Would you!😡🤬😤”
His conscience was set off by the purple burglar alarm
Viewer a genius, he waited till the statue of limitations he’s safe
I love how theres a transcript in the video because of his accent
This is really sweet of Limmy
Whatcher gonna dew bout it, phone the polis?
Thank you for the transcript Jesus Christ 😭😭
The law has been broken
Here we are pirating this stream.
That’s the most UK thing I’ve ever heard sorry I committed a small crime 10 years ago well too bad your going to jail either way
@ELDEANTI in UK, there is a list above most wanted normal criminals which is composed of pirates. Some slug bastards manage to get away with it for up to 3 decades. But the police will catch them don't worry. They'll pay
Limmy is gonna send him a closed sign
This is very much handforth parish council "A law has been broken"
The lesson here? ... Never admit to anything.
No hesitation
"I've reported you, a crime is a crime"
He should have known better than to tell an ex police officer
Fookin laser sights.
Pirating hurts nobody. If somebody pirates a game/movie/show/whatever the fuck else that they weren't going to/could afford to buy anyways, then nobody loses out on any money.
I only support media (games, movies, shows, songs, etc) after ive pirated and know the worth. If it's genuinely good stuff i have no problem paying for it; but im not gonna pay upfront for a shitty fucking show that i dont even enjoy.
@@audrey2658 yeah. That's what I told the ones previously living in my house and the car store. Those wankers wanted me to preorder and pay without enjoying it.
Krime, Sen cence, rizon
This is like a puzzle im tryna figure out if he said "present sentence" or "prison sentence"
Never apologize for piracy.
Just get a half decent job, then you can actually afford to buy the things you want. Your wasting time with you pirated stuff rather than improving your life to a point where you can actually pay for things.
@@maxclifford937 piracy is a profession dumbknot
For anyone who might genuinely feel shitty about pirating, remember that there's no real moral argument against it if you weren't going to otherwise watch it legally. If you pirate something you weren't going to buy anyway, nobody has technically lost anything.
Happy pirating, just don't get a virus and support creators when possible
also, i have a friend who buys the content afterwards if they really enjoyed it
i dont see why would anyone feels shitty about pirating something lol
@@bigbootyenjoyer I've never personally had any problem with it, I just know that some people do have a tendency to be iffy with it.
@@CryptP yeah its not like Ubisoft will starve becouse i pirated AC 4 Black Flag lol
@@bigbootyenjoyer yeah I try to buy games from smaller devs that I like later on, but I have absolutely no problems never giving bigger companies like that my money lmao
Lawful good
Lawful evil
@@LMarti13 I always thought of lawful evil as somebody who enjoys abusing their position of authority to hurt people. Tbh the clip is probably more lawful neutral than lawful good but still ...
I'd say lawful neutral fits here
"Nits make lice." - Gary Gygax, on what it means to be "Lawful Good"
You wouldn't download a bus to Yoker
Damn he’s gonna send James Bond after him
limmy, the narc
Tbf that’s a very classy move
maggy thatcher possessed him
i once watched a limmy skit on the youtube
i've already informed the police force of my sin
A crime is a crime and steel is heavier than feathers.
You wouldn't download a Limmy
i remember the first time i saw him streaming on netflix
Thid clips jas done an amazing job of convincing me never to pay for limmys show or give him any donations.
He's very clearly joking
@@scarlmao like how i was?
here mate, you dropped a tenner
He’s stern. Stern but fair.
"Whatre u in for?
piracy, from coast to coast, nation to nation I spread my riches
Might go to jail but at least I can say purple Burgler alarm
Where's my bottle of rum
you wouldnt download a car
spoken like a true Englishman.
Proper channels!
Wonder what Mr Mulvaney would think
Wrong way down a one way street
Well I hope he managed to process the chargeback before the internet police showed up.
I pirated over 500000000000 copies and sold them for 10 pounds each
pirate now, pay later
That went the wrong way...down the one way street