The Russian 2nd Pacific Squadron - Voyage of the Damned

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  • @Drachinifel
    @Drachinifel  5 років тому +615

    Pinned post for Q&A :)

    • @biscuit4705
      @biscuit4705 5 років тому +36

      what is the process of preserving a ship?

    • @timothypearson567
      @timothypearson567 5 років тому +17

      possible alternate battle of sushima?

    • @johngoody7220
      @johngoody7220 5 років тому +25

      What could make an aircraft carrier obsolete

    • @ViktorBezK
      @ViktorBezK 5 років тому +12

      What is a transom stern?
      You mentioned in the HMS Lion(1938) guide that ships fitted with it would gain speed for a given amount of power, if so why weren't most large ships fitted with this feature? Can you please elaborate, this has intrigued me since that episode :/

    • @SonOfAB_tch2ndClass
      @SonOfAB_tch2ndClass 5 років тому +3

      Can you calculate longest range the 16 Inch 50 Caliber Mark 7 Guns would be able to penetrate the upper side armor belt of Yamato and Musashi? I’ve heard calculations between 19.5-20km do these seem plausible

  • @mitchelloates9406
    @mitchelloates9406 5 років тому +3449

    "The Kamchatka announced it was sinking, which lead to great rejoicing amongst the fleet". I was laughing so hard it brought tears to my eyes.

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 5 років тому +254

      “And there was much rejoicing...yay.”

    • @stevezielonko1386
      @stevezielonko1386 5 років тому +101

      They were forced to eat Robins minstrels and their was much rejoicing. Monty python and the Holy grail. Still funny although slightly modified

    • @harrisengr
      @harrisengr 5 років тому +88

      I laughed so much my eyes watered. Sorry for the men but I still laughed really hard. Was this the comedy channel?

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 5 років тому +62

      @@harrisengr : History Channel meets Comedy Central.

    • @Feiora
      @Feiora 5 років тому +82

      And then it was learned that it was just a leaky pipe. Much Disappointment could be heard, felt and seen...

  • @keaganscott9808
    @keaganscott9808 2 роки тому +1596

    I think everyone has it wrong. The Kamchatka was an excellent and extremely useful ship that did invaluable service for the Japanese empire.

    • @Armored_Muskrat
      @Armored_Muskrat 2 роки тому +228

      Due to lack of binoculars, nobody noticed the suspiciously Japanese-looking crew.

    • @Packless1
      @Packless1 2 роки тому +75

      ...their crew should recieve a japanese medal...! 😁

    • @marcosdillon
      @marcosdillon Рік тому +88

      My head cannon is that the Kamchatka was full of revolutionaries, and that they were fucking up intentionally to accelerate the fall of the Russian Empire. Nothing could possibly change my mind.

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 Рік тому +24

      @@marcosdillon
      There were revolutionaries scattered across pretty much the entire squadron, though.

    • @TheAKgunner
      @TheAKgunner Рік тому +26

      @@bkjeong4302 He’s saying that the Kamchatka’s crew, officers included, were all revolutionaries. At least I think he is.

  •  4 роки тому +1459

    - Be on fishing boat in North Sea.
    - Fishing
    - Suddenly you hear a faint sound
    - You look to the horizon
    - Lots of battleships
    - They are getting closer
    - Sound grows louder
    - Recognize sound
    - It's Yakety Sax blasting at full volume
    - Ships starts firing
    - "Oh no, it's the Russian 2nd Pacific Squadron"
    - Tell my boatsmen not to worry
    - It will be over soon
    - 2 hours later
    - No physical harm to us despite multiple shots at us
    - "The hell was that about?"
    - "Huh? What?"
    - Has gone deaf from Yakety Sax
    - We later fish up a pair of crushed binoculars. Must be related

    • @luket1085
      @luket1085 4 роки тому +75

      Dogger bank incident

    • @DarialKuznetsova
      @DarialKuznetsova 4 роки тому +56

      THIS ONE KILLED ME! I CAN'T! XD *keels over laughing*

    • @Nick-rs5if
      @Nick-rs5if 4 роки тому +30

      Underrated comment.

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 3 роки тому +82

      "No physical harm to us" -- The Russians did manage to sink one trawler and kill two fishermen, but they promptly scored an own goal by killing a priest and a Russian sailor, turning an away win into a draw.

    • @Knightwolf1994
      @Knightwolf1994 2 роки тому +8

      If anyone who makes those "song plays but y happens" videos is seeing this, please make this a real thing.

  • @martiansoldier
    @martiansoldier 2 роки тому +1128

    I love how the most competent sounding ship, the 'Aurora' is also the ship that every one keeps accidently hitting.

    • @cj-gw5fd
      @cj-gw5fd 2 роки тому +182

      Well of course, can't have them making everyone else look worse in comparison.

    • @ZGryphon
      @ZGryphon 2 роки тому +289

      It gets even better when you keep in mind that she's the only ship from the Second Pacific Squadron still in existence today.

    • @anthonybanchero3072
      @anthonybanchero3072 Рік тому +120

      @@ZGryphon I’m surprised the crew didn’t start a Revolution quicker.

    • @Cba409
      @Cba409 Рік тому +25

      Im sure the only reason you think Aurora sounds more "competent" is because its the only name you can pronounce.

    • @doodmcswood507
      @doodmcswood507 Рік тому +77

      Or because it was one of the more competently run vessels in this naval shitshow.

  • @Kletterhase
    @Kletterhase 5 років тому +4141

    Who doesn't know it? You want to make yourself a sandwich, you open the fridge and BAM theres like 10 - 15 japanese torpedo boats stuck in the butter. So you shoot several hundred rounds into the fridge just to see that it's actually an old banana

    • @informitas0117
      @informitas0117 5 років тому +429

      Going to bed and reading a good book you turn over the page and 5 JAPANESE TORPEDO BOATS charging out between the lines.

    • @ludgerhoutman4464
      @ludgerhoutman4464 5 років тому +212

      Crewed by Vickers salesmen asking if you want 14.5 inch guns with your sandwich!

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland 5 років тому +225

      None of your shots actually hitting the fridge.

    • @simoneriksson8329
      @simoneriksson8329 5 років тому +77

      Yeah I know... happens to me every morning...

    • @evanhunt1863
      @evanhunt1863 5 років тому +43

      @@ludgerhoutman4464 OH GOD THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!

  • @TheNinjaDC
    @TheNinjaDC 5 років тому +4246

    Odd, I distinctly remember Drachinifel only covered ships and navy battles.
    I don't know why he's covering a train wreck.

    • @Shenaldrac
      @Shenaldrac 5 років тому +290

      What is a train if not a boat with wheels?

    • @kamchatka_survivor1959
      @kamchatka_survivor1959 5 років тому +51

      TheNinjaDC , It has the same effect that, we slow down to look at a car crashes. PS I hate autocorrect.
      🤗

    • @misterpants666
      @misterpants666 5 років тому +50

      Satire is not dead. :o)

    • @outdatedtank4542
      @outdatedtank4542 5 років тому +9

      @@Shenaldrac oof

    • @dasUberputer
      @dasUberputer 5 років тому +10

      Best comment ever!

  • @santiago5388
    @santiago5388 5 років тому +791

    The one dislike is from the Kamchatka

    • @benjaminstout941
      @benjaminstout941 5 років тому +108

      They couldn't hit the like button correctly.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 5 років тому +153

      @@benjaminstout941 No, they saw the like button, freaked out, screaming that it was a Japanese torpedo boat squadron, then proceeded to open fire, hitting the dislike button, before crashing into the Aurora

    • @santiago5388
      @santiago5388 5 років тому +23

      @@weldonwin You sir deserves a medal for that comment.

    • @Byronic13
      @Byronic13 5 років тому +28

      And then they sunk.
      No, wait...
      Just a leaky faucet.

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland 5 років тому +12

      In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat the Kamchatka … And there was much rejoicing …

  • @JonathanLundkvist
    @JonathanLundkvist 3 роки тому +1050

    "Hysterical sailors began yelling that they were all doomed. Correct."

    • @CrystalKingdomGeneral4942
      @CrystalKingdomGeneral4942 2 роки тому +195

      "Because there was a fleet of Japanese torpedo boats waiting for them at the narrowest point between Denmark and Sweden. Incorrect."

    • @PhoenixT70
      @PhoenixT70 2 роки тому +98

      The slightly amused deadpan delivery just does it for me.

  • @bificommander
    @bificommander 5 років тому +3008

    I propose a diving expedition to the Russian flagship. The objective is to recover the admiral's case of glasses, and see how many of the 50 were left at the time of sinking.

    • @warrenlehmkuhleii8472
      @warrenlehmkuhleii8472 4 роки тому +332

      bificommander We will not find it, he threw the box, after he ran out.

    • @sawyerawr5783
      @sawyerawr5783 4 роки тому +212

      @@warrenlehmkuhleii8472 and wouldn't you know it, there was a bunch of gear on the bridge missing too. we think he unbolted this stuff and threw it when he ran out of bincoulars

    • @speed150mph
      @speed150mph 4 роки тому +262

      On-board the flagship at the battle of Tsushima....
      Bridge officer “sir, our lookouts report they can’t make out the targets”
      Admiral “how can they not see the ships, the others have no trouble spotting them!”
      Bridge officer “yes sir, but they have the benefit of binoculars to scan the horizon with”
      Admiral “where are our binoculars!!”
      Bridge officer “leaving a breadcrumb trail all the way back to Russia on the sea floor!”

    • @sirboomsalot4902
      @sirboomsalot4902 4 роки тому +48

      Have they actually found any of the ships sunk at at Tsushima

    • @speed150mph
      @speed150mph 4 роки тому +9

      Daylen Hilty your talking about the Japanese province?

  • @andro7862
    @andro7862 5 років тому +801

    Throwing binoculars and screaming at the sea is a natural reaction to commanding such a abysmal fleet.

    • @dougauzene8389
      @dougauzene8389 4 роки тому +9

      LOL...HOLY BAUSCH & LOMB, BATMAN! ;-)

    • @fredsas12
      @fredsas12 3 роки тому +12

      Only thing worse is realising that that said binoculars was the last one on the ship because of lack of supplies..

    • @BlackStar2161
      @BlackStar2161 3 роки тому +40

      Given the circumstances, he acted with comendable restraint. I would've ordered all of the commanding officers of the Kamchatka shot.

    • @avikemarruters717
      @avikemarruters717 3 роки тому +46

      @@BlackStar2161 But the firing squads would have missed!

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 3 роки тому +1

      Hell, that’s just how I spend my Monday nights - looking through the binos at the rest of the week to come.

  • @snakes3425
    @snakes3425 5 років тому +749

    (After Tsushima)
    Admiral Rozhestvensky: Admiral Togo you're gunnery was appalling
    Togo: why?
    Admiral Rozhestvensky: I'm still alive

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 5 років тому +17

      snakes3425
      Lmao

    • @jinhunterslay1638
      @jinhunterslay1638 4 роки тому +59

      Togo actually met with the poor Russian admiral after the battle

    • @justinebautista1383
      @justinebautista1383 4 роки тому +49

      @@jinhunterslay1638 I feel bad for him man. He was a good commander but had an pathetic fleet

    • @jinhunterslay1638
      @jinhunterslay1638 4 роки тому

      @@justinebautista1383 not sure about "good"...I'm sure he's average at best

    • @edlenorgaeron8003
      @edlenorgaeron8003 4 роки тому +15

      @Sparky Puddins By that time, no one was competent enough to carry out the punishment.

  • @DerpsWithWolves
    @DerpsWithWolves 2 роки тому +411

    At first it seemed like Rozhestvensky was a really angry dude.
    But after hearing what he had to deal with... I understand.

    • @OhNotThat
      @OhNotThat 2 роки тому +86

      He started with a temper, he ended with a nervous breakdown.

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 Рік тому +88

      He eventually died of a heart attack after the war. I suspect this fiasco shortened his lifespan by a decade or two.

    • @gleisbauer25
      @gleisbauer25 Рік тому +18

      I‘m starting to wonder how the good emporer of the US Navy, Admiral King, would have handled the second pacific squadron.

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 Рік тому +33

      I sometimes think of him, on that bridge, yelling with every last bit of force, at a far too distant Kamchatka. We've all been there

    • @Slava_Ukraini1991
      @Slava_Ukraini1991 10 місяців тому +7

      @@riograndedosulball248 throwing his binoculars overboard at it.

  • @tomandtinadixon
    @tomandtinadixon 5 років тому +1512

    And the Japanese victory at Tsushima strait is no longer a mystery. It was more of a mercy killing.

    • @georgesoros6415
      @georgesoros6415 5 років тому +31

      Indeed.

    • @joehayes9933
      @joehayes9933 5 років тому +70

      To be fair, another hour or two of fog and the fleet which wouldn't have been caught and made it.

    • @battleship217
      @battleship217 5 років тому +57

      @@joehayes9933 and then hit a rock and sink

    • @joehayes9933
      @joehayes9933 5 років тому +38

      @Jack the Gestapo that's actually what happened. Like Force Z in 1941, the Russians were literally caught by fog dropping off an hour before safety. Also, the Japanese weren't too good in the war, in fact had the original commander not had his head blown off I'd say the Japanese would've probably lost as mine warfare took its toll

    • @Rammstein0963.
      @Rammstein0963. 5 років тому +26

      Actually a Russian hospital ship gave away the fleet's position accidentally I hear.

  • @Philip271828
    @Philip271828 5 років тому +650

    33:10 "The flagship was now also overrun by chameleons which proved understandably hard to find..."
    *sound of uncontrolled giggling*

    • @dougauzene8389
      @dougauzene8389 4 роки тому +20

      LOL..."Karma Chameleons," lndeed! ;-)

    • @stanislavkostarnov2157
      @stanislavkostarnov2157 4 роки тому +35

      sadly, not really overrun...
      not truly overrun sadly, if the Chameleons actually had any wish to run those ships they might have done a better job! they did not, and paid for it with their lives....

    • @snakes3425
      @snakes3425 3 роки тому +11

      Admiral Rozhestvensky in the mean time had to be physically restrained to prevent him from manning a gun and shooting up the fleet

    • @chrislovell5383
      @chrislovell5383 3 роки тому +6

      I love his UA-cam videos as I'm a huge Military History Buff but this was a new level of entertainment. Brilliant, funny, factual.

  • @startrekker4596
    @startrekker4596 4 роки тому +2117

    Aurora before leaving the Baltic: “Oh boy! I can’t wait to sail to battle and fight for Tsar and Empire!”
    Aurora after returning to the Baltic: “the Empire cannot be saved and should be exterminated”

    • @tomhsia4354
      @tomhsia4354 4 роки тому +294

      Which is approximately what actually happened.

    • @joselorenzomendoza5534
      @joselorenzomendoza5534 4 роки тому +170

      More like: i serve the SOVIET UNION

    • @josephdedrick9337
      @josephdedrick9337 4 роки тому +67

      @@joselorenzomendoza5534 more like...shudder...never again to the east.

    • @stanislavkostarnov2157
      @stanislavkostarnov2157 4 роки тому +123

      ​@@josephdedrick9337 meanwhile... SS.Kamchatka (in her new incarnation) fires on a non-existent Ukrainian cruiser in the Barents Sea (or was it in the Kara sea, anyway, somewhere near Nizhni-Muhzhdansk) damaging a helicopter platform in the process...

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 4 роки тому +62

      Can’t really blamed them. After all the hell they’ve been through with the empire in this expedition, probably no surprise that they would actually mutinied.

  • @jiyuhong5853
    @jiyuhong5853 2 роки тому +181

    Russians: So let me guess this right, you just decided to shoot up fishing Boats, BRITISH, fishing boats?
    Admiral: ... Da
    Russians: But you halted fire and helped rescue the survivors?
    Admiral: Net! We ran away!
    Russians: Where were you running to?
    Admiral: Suez
    Russians: The same Suez controlled by the British.
    Admiral: Da.
    Russians: Via British controlled Gibraltar?
    Admiral: Da
    Russians: So you were running away from the British by running to the British? What part of this plan did you think about?

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir Рік тому +19

      What is this thing called "thinking"?

  • @brocksamson212
    @brocksamson212 4 роки тому +974

    "The addition of a venomous serpent increased the offensive power of the ship considerably."

    • @ezragoldberg3132
      @ezragoldberg3132 3 роки тому +10

      I like your Pikachu Profile Picture :)
      Lightning Bolt! ⚡

    • @athrowaway3487
      @athrowaway3487 3 роки тому +36

      Especially in any boarding action

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 3 роки тому +60

      "Prepare for boarding action! Ready the poisonous snake!"

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 3 роки тому +32

      @@athrowaway3487 ah yes, the famous battleship boarding actions.

    • @warmike
      @warmike 2 роки тому +10

      maybe because it bit the commander?

  • @connormclernon26
    @connormclernon26 5 років тому +601

    I feel so sorry for Admiral Rozhestvensky. It shouldn't be called herding cats, it should be called holding the 2nd Pacific Squadron together. Especially considering how it all ended and him defending all his Captains even though they surely pissed him off to no end.

    • @michalsoukup1021
      @michalsoukup1021 4 роки тому +52

      He should have blamed Kamchatka, after reviewing the ship logs any board of inquiry would have to side with him.

    • @halojump123
      @halojump123 3 роки тому +1

      BOO!!!!

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 3 роки тому +31

      The Moscow State Circus does actually have a cat trainer. His dozen or so cats do all sorts of little stunts and tricks, but require constant bribery with food. The performance the cats put on was to my mind a little bit hit and miss -- so on average more successful than the 2nd Pacific Fleet!

    • @Cooli167
      @Cooli167 2 роки тому +27

      @@RichWoods23 So you're saying actually herding cats is easier than coordinating that damned fleet?

  • @izumishion6267
    @izumishion6267 3 роки тому +1191

    Rozhestvensky (to the fleet): How? How do you mistake fishing boats for Japanese torpedo boats!?
    Fleet: "We're sorry. It wont happen again."
    *Kamchatka arrives*
    Rozhestvensky: "And where in Mother Russia's bosom have you been?"
    Kamchatka: "Sorry for my lateness. Got lost. But you'll be pleased to hear that I fired 300 of my shells at some Japanese torpedo boats."
    Rozhestvensky: "You wasted 300 shells on Japanese torpedo boats?"
    Kamchatka: "Yes but I scared them off. Strange though, They flew Swedish, German, and French flags."
    Rozhestvensky: *left eye begins to twitch. Proceeds to walk to the nearest bathroom and shout incoherently.*

    • @RamdomView
      @RamdomView 2 роки тому +65

      In fairness, the fleet was told that Japanese torpedo boats could be easily disguised as fishing boats.

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 2 роки тому +96

      Rozhetsvenky: Bring forth the crate of binoculars!

    • @andrewryan4417
      @andrewryan4417 2 роки тому +98

      @@RamdomView That doesn't explain how torpedo boats were waiting for them in Western Europe.
      Other than these peasant sailors literally had no idea where Japan was and how long the trip was going to be.

    • @RamdomView
      @RamdomView 2 роки тому +31

      @@andrewryan4417 To elaborate, the fleet received a report from a transport stating that "four torpedo-boats which only showed lights on the mizenmast-head, so that at a distance they might be taken for fishing boats."
      That combined with the facts that torpedo boats were hard to detect, that Britain was allied to Japan and that Britain built much of Japan's fleet.

    • @RamdomView
      @RamdomView 2 роки тому +36

      @Lurking Carrier Fear does weird things to human cognition, so roughly yes.

  • @Seygem
    @Seygem 3 роки тому +1140

    "Your aiming is so shit, I will engage your entire fleet with 4 ships"
    That has to be the sickest burn in naval history.

    • @epithet052
      @epithet052 2 роки тому +218

      Recruit Russian sailor: "haha they are only sending 4 ships"
      Veteran Russian sailor: "oh shit they are only sending 4 ships"

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 2 роки тому +24

      Talk about low standards for insults

    • @wyvrusgriffion3948
      @wyvrusgriffion3948 2 роки тому +51

      Four is overkill, two would be enough.

    • @davidlewis5312
      @davidlewis5312 2 роки тому

      From the British whose gunnery would prove in the next ten years to ALSO be a pile of manure

    • @JunkMan13013
      @JunkMan13013 2 роки тому +129

      @@looinrims When it comes to Naval insults, saying you'll keep almost all your entire fleet in port so the fight is "sporting" is a pretty sick burn.

  • @MSP-km6li
    @MSP-km6li 5 років тому +3040

    monty python: naval edition

    • @boxman9033
      @boxman9033 5 років тому +27

      lmao

    • @rogercushman2903
      @rogercushman2903 5 років тому +128

      Monty Python's Flying Fleet, Fawlty Fleet, The Benny Hill Fleet.............

    • @Ozraptor4
      @Ozraptor4 5 років тому +53

      2000 cigarettes filled with opium = ua-cam.com/video/1qI9XSWQbkE/v-deo.html

    • @A_Haunted_Pancake
      @A_Haunted_Pancake 5 років тому +46

      " Cary on … Sailing for the Tsar "

    • @trekaddict
      @trekaddict 5 років тому +24

      That comparison isd surprisingly apt, with Sid James as the Admiral.

  • @SomethingLegit1
    @SomethingLegit1 3 роки тому +1658

    "You are without doubt the worst fleet I've ever heard of."
    Baltic Fleet:
    "But you have heard of me."

    • @emjackson2289
      @emjackson2289 2 роки тому +33

      I sail the ocean blue, I'm a saucy thing of beauty!
      I'm the Baltic Fleet to you, but the 2nd Pacific Squadron on duty!

    • @thanquolrattenherz9665
      @thanquolrattenherz9665 2 роки тому +23

      till this day they wait for a japanese captain to say
      "this is the best fleet i have ever seen"

    • @djs164
      @djs164 2 роки тому +23

      Black Sea Fleet:
      "Hold my beer."

    • @Boppinabe
      @Boppinabe 2 роки тому +26

      "We are the worst fleet you've ever heard of SO FAR."

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 2 роки тому +3

      @@djs164 : Vodka

  • @jinhunterslay1638
    @jinhunterslay1638 4 роки тому +622

    Fun Fact:
    Admiral Togo actually visited Rozhestvensky after the Battle when Rozhestvensky was being treated at a Japanese hospital, and he offered the following words:
    “ Defeat is a common fate of a soldier. There is nothing to be ashamed of in it. The great point is whether we have performed our duty.”
    Togo probably didn’t realize his words would mean more to Rozhestvensky than he intended because he had no idea what the poor guy has been through...

    • @mackbolan8
      @mackbolan8 2 роки тому +23

      So true

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 2 роки тому +82

      Amazing how quickly the attitude of a culture can shift, considering how the Japanese felt about soldiers on the losing side during WW2.

    • @jinhunterslay1638
      @jinhunterslay1638 2 роки тому +123

      @@GeraltofRivia22 TLDR, the reason Japan is so different during WW2 is because the underwent a minor coup d'etat where nationalist extremists took over all the big positions.

    • @Japcsali
      @Japcsali 2 роки тому +45

      @@jinhunterslay1638 there was always a massive difference between army and navy mentality

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 2 роки тому +66

      @@Japcsali: The Japanese army and navy practically hated each other during WWII. At one point, the navy refused to provide fire support to army troops.

  • @happycentury4288
    @happycentury4288 2 роки тому +497

    Im so glad that the voyage of the 2nd pacific squadron was this well documented, this is a masterpiece historical comedy. It even comes with a recurring joke, the kamchatka

    • @Juggler4071
      @Juggler4071 2 роки тому +77

      I haven't seen the video of the battle itself, but it also continues in the same comic vein. Having previously mistaken pretty much every object they came across for a Japanese ship, as they approached the Tsashima strait they finally came across Japanese ships in the fog... and mistook them for Russians. The Russian hospital ship actually signalled the Japanese to look out for the other Russian ships in the area, which rather removed the element of surprise.

    • @larsrons7937
      @larsrons7937 Рік тому +13

      The composition of the fleet: For what reason did they bring an *ice breaker* for for this voyage? I could be wrong but I don't think there is that much ice at the equator.

    • @grumbeard
      @grumbeard 10 місяців тому +7

      @@larsrons7937 This one actually makes sense. Vladivostok, the possible destination of the fleet and the area around it is not ice free all year round. Depending on how long the campaign was going to last they would have been rightly effd if they couldn't get into the harbor becouse of not being able to make a path.

    • @larsrons7937
      @larsrons7937 10 місяців тому +2

      @@grumbeard To be honest you are absolute right, I had the same thought myself. But the chance for a joke was too obvious, a ball right at my foot, I just had to shoot it. 😄 And if not for Vladivostok itself it would have been useful further up north, based at Vladivostok.

    • @merafirewing6591
      @merafirewing6591 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@larsrons7937 I think that icebreaker wanted to go on a tropical vacation.

  • @thecrazyloner
    @thecrazyloner 5 років тому +447

    Zinovy Rozhestvensky: things can't possibly get any worse.
    Narrator:"and then things got worse"

    • @vandeheyeric
      @vandeheyeric 4 роки тому +48

      Narrator: “And then the Kamchatka sent a message.”

    • @seanbigay1042
      @seanbigay1042 5 місяців тому +1

      "Things can't possibly get any worse." *SKREEEOOONNNKKK!!!* "OH, COME ON!"

  • @craigjohnson2301
    @craigjohnson2301 4 роки тому +696

    Whenever someone asks me if I’m alright I’m gonna answer by saying
    “Do you see torpedo boats?”

  • @anthonykelly5352
    @anthonykelly5352 5 років тому +1729

    You should pitch this as a movie, a two parter, the voyage there, then the battle, if you included Russian, British and Japanese actors, directors and producers, it could be bigger than Ben Hur, proving truth is a better story line than fiction, because no one would have believed this actually happened. The box of binoculars alone would be worth the admission to watch him throwing them in 3D.

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 5 років тому +43

      Awesome idea.

    • @chooseyouhandle
      @chooseyouhandle 4 роки тому +89

      would the movie be a drama or a comedy?

    • @Angel9932
      @Angel9932 4 роки тому +228

      @@chooseyouhandle Yes

    • @steventhompson399
      @steventhompson399 4 роки тому +62

      This is a great movie waiting to happen, comedy during voyage then tragedy at battle vs Togo

    • @Squiglypig
      @Squiglypig 4 роки тому +124

      @@chooseyouhandle I think a dark comedy along the lines of "The Death of Stalin". It could absolutely work.

  • @TheManFromWaco
    @TheManFromWaco 2 роки тому +584

    Emperor Meiji: “I must congratulate you admiral, your brilliant torpedo boat tactics have repeatedly thrown the Russian Navy into complete disarray!”
    Admiral Togo: “It’s not me, Your Majesty. I’m not the one doing this.”

    • @vladraduandrei5227
      @vladraduandrei5227 2 роки тому +23

      what torpedo boat tactics ?

    • @chaselegoman
      @chaselegoman Рік тому +65

      @@vladraduandrei5227 It's a joke about the Russian sailors thinking random fishing boats are Japanese torpedo boats (despite being nowhere near Japan).

    • @welshlout3400
      @welshlout3400 Рік тому +64

      Emperor Meiji: "Ah, then it must be the Kage Bōto no Jutsu I instructed the Imperial Ninja Force to develop for me! They perfected it at last!"
      Multiple voices from the shadows: "That wasn't us either..."

    • @DiegoMartinez-Legolu1vs
      @DiegoMartinez-Legolu1vs Рік тому +40

      ​​@@welshlout3400 Emperor Meji: then who ?
      Admiral Togo: the Russians themselves, they thought that our torpedo boats were in the Baltic.
      Emperor Meiji: Your joking right... right ?

    • @connorgerein9791
      @connorgerein9791 Рік тому +29

      Alternatively
      “Thank you your Majesty, I’ll inform the fishermen of the world right away

  • @Beowulf_DW
    @Beowulf_DW 5 років тому +282

    I lost it at the bit about the parrot. Just imagine that thing flying around reciting every Russian curse under the sun.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 5 років тому +64

      "Caw, caw *BLYAT!* "

    • @moritamikamikara3879
      @moritamikamikara3879 5 років тому +41

      "Debil blyat pizdec."
      "Ummm... excuse me?"
      "DAVAI AMBAL NI POHUI!!!"

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 4 роки тому +12

      @Jim Man Parrots can actually learn (through context) what words mean.

    • @kickassssnation027
      @kickassssnation027 3 роки тому +5

      Maybe the parrot understood what The Admiral was feeling.

  • @SerPinkKnight
    @SerPinkKnight 4 роки тому +1806

    Oh God, the mental image of this grand Russia admiral, commander of a whole fleet just standing on deck and SCREAMING at his ships because they are so shit, even though they are too far away to hear him is just hilarious

    • @ShahjahanMasood
      @ShahjahanMasood 4 роки тому +54

      I'm dying XDDD

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 3 роки тому +165

      "What do you MEAN we have run out of binoculars?!"

    • @Christopher-N
      @Christopher-N 3 роки тому +89

      If Basil Fawlty, instead of being a hotel proprietor, was a Russian Admiral. :P

    • @jamuraisack5503
      @jamuraisack5503 3 роки тому +75

      At one point, he had the Kamchatka stay nearby in order to better berate them.

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 3 роки тому +31

      @@jamuraisack5503 But what if... he had made Kamchatka ITSELF his flagship?

  • @minyiiiii
    @minyiiiii 4 роки тому +2297

    kamchatka: misses every single shot
    kamchatka: fires a salute, and the single salute hit the aurora
    *what*

    • @CrossBorderNerds
      @CrossBorderNerds 4 роки тому +305

      The target is the safest place to be.

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 4 роки тому +161

      This is actually exaggerated (though not by much); Kamchatka DID use a live shell for a salute and fire it at the Aurora, but it was a very near miss rather than a hit.

    • @Colt45hatchback
      @Colt45hatchback 4 роки тому +82

      I was hoping the crew was having a laugh, oi Joe, wouldn't it be funny if we shot at aurora? Yeah haha bang

    • @CorsetGrace
      @CorsetGrace 4 роки тому +23

      I laughed out loud at that one.

    • @jamesyap8364
      @jamesyap8364 4 роки тому +54

      @@Colt45hatchback *shell hits Aurora
      Crew of Kamchatka: oh blyat.

  • @AirShark95
    @AirShark95 3 роки тому +1181

    We need this to be turned into a miniseries and directed in a style like "The Death of Stalin". Dry, dark humor with good cinematography and a very clever direction and acting.
    Edit: suck it, u/greyfawkes0

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 2 роки тому +110

      I was thinking a sitcom, complete with laugh track. I mean, the protagonist is one half Basil Fawlty and one half Edmund Blackadder.

    • @Colt45hatchback
      @Colt45hatchback 2 роки тому +42

      Too bad john cleese is too old now. Would have been perfect.

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 2 роки тому +54

      I’m thinking a dark comedy.
      It needs to end with the disastrous defeat at Tsushima.

    • @alexandermackie7621
      @alexandermackie7621 2 роки тому

      @@Kaiserboo1871 Ah, like Blackadder going over the top?

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 2 роки тому +14

      @@alexandermackie7621 All I’m saying is that it needs to be a 2 parter.
      The first part is about the journey, and the second part needs to be about the Battle of Tsushima and it’s aftermath.

  • @cosmoflanker
    @cosmoflanker 5 років тому +424

    I have three comments:
    1) It's like a Greek Tragedy, as only the Russians could do it.
    2) Surely the "Battle of Dogger Bank" deserves its own video.
    3) Damn those Japanese ninja torpedo boats, you never know where they'll pop up!

    • @anonymusum
      @anonymusum 5 років тому +1

      Your com finished me off .... lmao

    • @teodor9975
      @teodor9975 5 років тому +28

      4) do you see torpedo boats?

    • @teodor9975
      @teodor9975 5 років тому +7

      @Golden Eagle phantom or sand going?

    • @teodor9975
      @teodor9975 5 років тому +4

      @Golden Eagle these fancy technologies... Witchcraft

    • @jackmack1061
      @jackmack1061 5 років тому

      I love number one.+1

  • @thatoneguy8355
    @thatoneguy8355 5 років тому +918

    Random European ship: *Exists*
    Russian 2nd Pacific fleet: "Is this a Japanese torpedo boat?"

    • @timulbrich954
      @timulbrich954 5 років тому +159

      Kamchatka: "One?! Its 15, and they are all attacking me and also i drove them off and also i am sinking and on fire and oh wait I am totally fine."

    • @jamespfp
      @jamespfp 5 років тому +42

      When in doubt -- SHOOT AND MISS.

    • @Mikalent
      @Mikalent 5 років тому +47

      As the Americans say, "Dont worry boys, we're suckering them into molotov range."

    • @snakes3425
      @snakes3425 5 років тому +46

      @@timulbrich954
      Kamchatka (as the Russian fleet trains it's guns on them): uh guys what are you doing (sounds of guns loading) why are you loading the guns (ships open fire with Stormtrooper accuracy) I THOUGHT WE WERE ON THE SAME SIDE

    • @timulbrich954
      @timulbrich954 5 років тому +36

      @@snakes3425 commence 20 minutes of furious shooting before the ships run out of whatever ammo they had left over after heroically forcing the british fishing trawlers to retreat. No ship is hit, but kamchatka suffers minor splinter damage

  • @theirnkamchatka3638
    @theirnkamchatka3638 4 роки тому +725

    This was such a fun road trip with all of my friends. I do not appreciate you making fun of my spotting of torpedo boats though. They were actually there! I swear!

    • @justjohnny420
      @justjohnny420 4 роки тому +44

      I believe that you believe you saw them. :)

    • @ShahjahanMasood
      @ShahjahanMasood 4 роки тому +88

      Oh god; its the Kamchatka! We are all doomed!
      《Runs away》

    • @loneneotank.5687
      @loneneotank.5687 3 роки тому +36

      *confused screaming*

    • @syariffadilah2949
      @syariffadilah2949 3 роки тому +23

      Kamchatka stop hitting Avrora !

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 3 роки тому +24

      Fuck it, I declare war on you! Prepare your remaining shells! Now, being your target instead of ally I am assured to survive.

  • @gusbuckingham6663
    @gusbuckingham6663 2 роки тому +377

    My grandfather was a WW2 Sailor. Started a cabin boy and retired a harbor pilot.
    I'm not going to say where or the name of the ship incase the former US Navy captain is looking at this trying to feel better by seeing the Kamchatka. His is s very short and sad tale indeed.
    So my grandfather boarded a WW2 destroyer to bring her in to port. This was in the late 60s/early 70s. He took command and that is where the captain got the idea he was smarter them THE GUY PAID TO PILOT SHIPS IN....
    He questioned everything my grandfather said, voicing it in front of the men on the bridge. He kept it up for a good 20 minutes. The guy was by what I was told "an idiot".
    When approaching the pier the captain said they were going in at the wrong angle. My grandfather was very annoyed by now and told the guy that he knew the harbor, tides and reminded him that he was a pilot after all. The captain began to give orders countermanding my grandfather's orders. It went something like this:
    Grandfather: I'm commanding this ship. I know the harbor.
    Captain: No.
    G: Are you going to take the com?
    C: Yes.
    G: OK. All of you (to the men on the bridge) are witness. The captain has refused to let me comand and has taken control of this ship.
    C: (Series of orders that made no sense going against an ebb tide that was very swift)
    G: You're going to hit the pier.
    C: I am not.
    G: I assure you that you are.
    C: I'm in comand...
    G: (Braces himself against the bulkhead as did anyone not directly involved with this mess.)
    C: Oh....
    And with that the destroyer hit the pier. Starboard side going about 100 feet against it; terrible metal tearing sound. This was followed by more orders that took her away from the pier to come around and take another try.
    G: Do you relinquish or keep comand?
    C: (gulp) ... relinquish.
    My grandfather said this idoit,"Shouldn't comand a floating dock".
    But still, STILL, not as crummy as the skipper of the Kamchatka.
    If you made it this far thanks for reading.

    • @loganlove9986
      @loganlove9986 Рік тому +17

      That poor soul . . . Im SURE he can learn a lesson or 2 on what (not) to do from Kamchatka 🥳🥳

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine Рік тому +9

      lol a classic tale

    • @Rutherford_Inchworm_III
      @Rutherford_Inchworm_III Рік тому +6

      Story, bro.

    • @larsrons7937
      @larsrons7937 Рік тому +12

      I love that story. But at some point I spit my coffee out all over my computer screen from laughing. Now I have to clean it. Thanks for sharing the story.

    • @trevorday7923
      @trevorday7923 11 місяців тому +9

      Bless him, a true seaman and an example of patience for us all. The captain didn't happen to have... a strong Russian accent, by any chance....?

  • @Aubury
    @Aubury 5 років тому +147

    I winced at the irony, grimaced at the satire, and laughed at the folly, the human condition at sea, in war. The Tsar having read a telegram, telling of the defeat of the second Pacific squadron, put it in his pocket, and continued his game of tennis..

  • @murderouskitten2577
    @murderouskitten2577 5 років тому +438

    I usually listen to your videos in car while driving somewhere ( phone via bluetooth to car stereo ) . For first time in my life i actually had to pull over , and watch the video at the resting place , coz i was laughthing so dam hard , i could not drive safely . I was laughthing so hard it hurts now , even half a hour later :)
    Thanks for making this day so bright :)

    • @virusguy5611
      @virusguy5611 5 років тому +11

      I'm at work right now and i'm hoping my coworkers don't give me weird looks for how much i'm cackling.

    • @roylu6580
      @roylu6580 5 років тому +8

      I almost spat water all over my room while watching this and choked trying not to

    • @virusguy5611
      @virusguy5611 5 років тому +10

      @@roylu6580 For me it was 8:35 where the battleship sank that made me giggle... then it was the "NINJA JAPANESE TORPEDO BOATS" that made me howl in laughter.. and then I got broken by Kamchatka.

    • @whee38
      @whee38 5 років тому +3

      The first time I watched this video I laughed so hard I pissed my self. Only watch this video on an empty blatter

    • @alainarchambault2331
      @alainarchambault2331 5 років тому +2

      Really? Not even a chuckle from me. Guess I expect humans to be so stupid that I'm not taken by surprise.

  • @synthdriver8817
    @synthdriver8817 4 роки тому +643

    I love how this period of Russia's "Navy" history is like one big joke; except it's not a joke. This actually happened.

    • @robertfousch2703
      @robertfousch2703 4 роки тому +40

      Not according to Wargaming.

    • @tumppu1975
      @tumppu1975 4 роки тому +43

      @@robertfousch2703 Any downvotes on this video are probably from wargaming employees or their biggest fanbois.

    • @Ironhold_Watch
      @Ironhold_Watch 4 роки тому +1

      Why do they think it didn't happen ?0.o

    • @synthdriver8817
      @synthdriver8817 4 роки тому +44

      @@Ironhold_Watch Russia wanting to pretend it's better than it really is probably. Propaganda so the masses dont realize how shit things are.

    • @LeviForWaifu
      @LeviForWaifu 3 роки тому

      Comberth Ballstomp replayed

  • @Atsah
    @Atsah Рік тому +95

    Admiral Beresford pitting 4 battleships against the entire 2nd pacific squadron and describing it as “chivalrous” is honestly one of the best diplomatic insults I’ve ever heard. He must have genuinely pitied Rozhezvensky, a LOT.

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz 5 років тому +831

    I can't express how sorry I feel for Zinovy Rozhestvensky

    • @redram5150
      @redram5150 5 років тому +67

      Symptomatic of a larger, more terminal issue

    • @nmccw3245
      @nmccw3245 5 років тому +67

      No kidding. What a shit show.

    • @virusguy5611
      @virusguy5611 5 років тому +174

      Seconded. I thought he was incompetent... until I watched this. Poor bastard's IQ must have been dropped by 50 points due to all the madness.

    • @LordOceanus
      @LordOceanus 5 років тому +129

      I'm genuinely shocked he didn't have a stroke or start executing the offending officers

    • @jonskowitz
      @jonskowitz 5 років тому +113

      I can certainly understand why his temperament was what it was if what he experienced on this voyage is any indication of what he faced day-to-day in the Tsar's navy.

  • @jonskowitz
    @jonskowitz 5 років тому +241

    I've always felt for V.Adm Rozhestvensky on learning even the basics of this voyage many years ago; accomplishing an astonishing logistics victory even getting his squadron to the AO only for it to be unceremoniously sunk. On learning the details? He must have been not only convinced that God was punishing him for the sins of the entire Tzar's navy, but that he was likely looking forward to death if it meant getting away from this circus

    • @Th3Kingism
      @Th3Kingism 3 роки тому +22

      And then being punished by the Tsar and effectively having his career ruined, I'm glad at least he got respect from Admiral Togo even in defeat.

  • @dalik1997
    @dalik1997 5 років тому +426

    Name more iconic duo: Kamchatka + torpedo boats with operational range of 18000 km , capable of 300 knots

    • @s.31.l50
      @s.31.l50 5 років тому +56

      Dalimil Rozprým They are no boats, they are transonic Torpedo bombers

    • @LostBeaver
      @LostBeaver 5 років тому +28

      Kms Bismarck and being overhyped to the moon and back

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 5 років тому +8

      Post-Dreadnought battleships and failing to do anything to justify their costs.
      (Yes, I said it)

    • @LordOceanus
      @LordOceanus 5 років тому +43

      And fitted with cloaking devices. One has to wonder if they were fighting Kingons instead of the Japanese

    • @barrylucas505
      @barrylucas505 5 років тому +12

      Don't forget the fact that they are invisible

  • @Bustermachine
    @Bustermachine 2 роки тому +373

    We owe the communists an apology. We always assumed the vast incompetence and corruption was their fault. It turns out it's just endemic to Russia in general.

    • @brendonnel6593
      @brendonnel6593 2 роки тому +10

      Lol

    • @byron2334
      @byron2334 2 роки тому +59

      Two things can be true at once. They aren't mutually exclusive.

    • @barry5767
      @barry5767 2 роки тому +73

      What do you expect when alcoholism is the national pastime?

    • @kaminsod4077
      @kaminsod4077 11 місяців тому

      Nah, corruption flourishes in communist countries like mushrooms after rain.

    • @Noisy_Cricket
      @Noisy_Cricket 9 місяців тому +10

      Indeed. Vietnam and North Korea are clearly more competent than this!

  • @thewaraboo2824
    @thewaraboo2824 5 років тому +781

    The Aurora: "A shining example of Naval conduct and discipline."
    Also the Aurora: *[Mutinies and literally overthrows an entire government]*

    • @alexgottlieb1286
      @alexgottlieb1286 5 років тому +45

      The Waraboo oh yes, one shot - 70 years of destruction!

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 5 років тому +72

      Wouldn’t you mutiny in that situation?

    • @alexgottlieb1286
      @alexgottlieb1286 5 років тому +31

      Bk Jeong Aurora mutined in 1917, not in 1905.

    • @Masterchiefkf3
      @Masterchiefkf3 4 роки тому +121

      ALEX GOTTLIEB after this shitshow, and a good 12 years of royal Russian bullshit, who wouldn’t mutiny?

    • @stanthology
      @stanthology 4 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/jriTOF20fTc/v-deo.html

  • @briancox2721
    @briancox2721 5 років тому +432

    Let's be honest, how close do you think the good admiral was to dropping a lit match into the coal dust and calling it a lifetime?

    • @Bird_Dog00
      @Bird_Dog00 5 років тому +51

      Not sure.
      I guess that would have dependet on the availability of vodka.

    • @stanthology
      @stanthology 5 років тому +16

      Nicely expressed. I will try to use that before I kick the bucket!

    • @stoutyyyy
      @stoutyyyy 5 років тому +10

      Bird_Dog I certainly would’ve turned to the bottle

    • @redeyedwithanger5866
      @redeyedwithanger5866 4 роки тому +8

      well he got it by heartattack wonder if he was mid beat down on a dumbass

    • @seanbigay1042
      @seanbigay1042 5 місяців тому +1

      "Admiral, please, you don't want to drop that match ... Look, I've brought you a shiny new pair of binoculars!"

  • @michalsoukup1021
    @michalsoukup1021 4 роки тому +421

    "The story of a few good men's struggle, against their own commanders, their own fleet, their own ships and their own men.
    And Kamchatka, Above all against Kamchatka"

  • @trevorday7923
    @trevorday7923 Рік тому +65

    "...Admiral Togo, who had been watching the Russian fleet all along..."
    I just get this picture in my head like this was a movie. It starts with a man in Japanese naval uniform walking past the camera, then stopping, turning around and peering into the camera as if he's all of a sudden seen something interesting. He waves to someone out of frame, beckons them closer and points at the screen in a "you don't BELIEVE this..." kind of way.
    Then every time something goes wrong for the Russians we'd get another short clip of an increasing number of Japanese naval officers, absolutely glued to the screen in rapt attention, and occasionally a hand comes up from below the frame as one of them slowly eats popcorn......
    (We HAVE to make this movie....)

    • @TomFynn
      @TomFynn 10 місяців тому +15

      The reactions of the IJn officers during the movie must be:
      "We get to fight more Russians? Banzai!"
      "We get to fight these Russians? Banzai, I guess?"
      "We had to fight *these* Russians? Poor bastards."

  • @DrThunder88
    @DrThunder88 5 років тому +712

    William D Porter: We are the worst warship in history.
    Kamchatka: Hold my vodka.
    *Kamchatka drops the bottle while handing it to Porter*
    *Porter sinks anyway*

    • @MikeJones-qn1gz
      @MikeJones-qn1gz 4 роки тому +66

      I mean atleast nobody was killed when porter was abandoned

    • @NashmanNash
      @NashmanNash 4 роки тому +62

      Don´t forget the Mogami..5 Torpedoes,4 sunken ships..all japanese transports

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 4 роки тому +53

      @@NashmanNash Neither William D. Porter nor Mogami were as bad as Kamchatka. They only had one significant fuckup (most of the Porter's mishaps were fabricated in 1997, with only the torpedo incident and her sinking being legitimate, and the latter wasn't a case of incompetence).

    • @arya31ful
      @arya31ful 4 роки тому +1

      @Sparky Puddins She should've won a medal for that.

    • @marxel4444
      @marxel4444 3 роки тому

      Ah! The infamouse Willy D!

  • @ScipionLaurentiend
    @ScipionLaurentiend 4 роки тому +118

    Im a sailor IRL , and when you said the commander would scream from the bridge wing and throw his bino made me laugh so hard.....can see some of my old captain right there

  • @Tom_The_Cat
    @Tom_The_Cat 5 років тому +158

    Rozhestvensky: Breathes
    All ships: FIRE AT AURORA
    Edit: This admiral is the hero we deserve

  • @vikkimcdonough6153
    @vikkimcdonough6153 2 роки тому +183

    I feel Admiral Rozhestvensky's pain.
    It is somewhat of a wonder that the Second Pacific Squadron actually made it to Tsushima (relatively) intact.

  • @derptomistic
    @derptomistic 4 роки тому +539

    Ship: *Exists*
    2nd Pacific: "TORPEDO BOAT!"
    Ship: *Doesn't exist*
    2nd Pacific: "We're under attack! Throw the iguana!"

  • @christopherr.2137
    @christopherr.2137 5 років тому +314

    “And this being a Russian fleet the phrase “Then Things Got Worse” “ I actually laughed out loud and am still chuckling about that line well played Sir well played indeed

    • @gregorydicovitsky3291
      @gregorydicovitsky3291 5 років тому +6

      You have outdone yourself here. Amazing facts, expertly told!

    • @thekinginyellow1744
      @thekinginyellow1744 5 років тому +17

      If you study the history of Russia, you begin to understand why "And then things got worse" is kind of a Russian proverb.

    • @alexandermarinin7036
      @alexandermarinin7036 5 років тому +15

      Russian proverb is "It never happened, but then again..."

  • @sergarlantyrell7847
    @sergarlantyrell7847 5 років тому +463

    I love that the Royal Navy planned to go to war with the entire Russian 2nd Pacific fleet using only 4 ships...
    ... And they probably would have won!

    • @sergarlantyrell7847
      @sergarlantyrell7847 5 років тому +25

      @Brett Mitchell Veterans of what? I don't remember many naval battles in the Boer war, and it was 50 years since the Crimean war so none of the officers or sailors would have still been in service from then.

    • @joehayes9933
      @joehayes9933 5 років тому +40

      @Magni56 Beresford: I had to be sporting man!
      Fisher: No! We need every ship for the Germans!
      Beresford (muttering): A pair of torpedo boats could've handled them.

    • @kamchatka_survivor1959
      @kamchatka_survivor1959 5 років тому +36

      Ser Garlan Tyrell The Royal Navy should have trolled the 2nd Squadron with torpedo boats. 😈

    • @joehayes9933
      @joehayes9933 5 років тому +48

      @@kamchatka_survivor1959 Then again, the Russians would've probably panicked and fired everything the minute the torpedo boats showed up.
      Granted they'd probably sink the Aurora instead but it would be hilariois

    • @jameshope7933
      @jameshope7933 5 років тому +13

      Wasn't it the 100 Anniversary of Trafalgar that year?so yeah,4 British battleships is more than enough.every man in the Royal Navy would have been willing to attack ina rowboat and board them if necessary.

  • @azmodanpc
    @azmodanpc 2 роки тому +113

    The bit about the British wanting to go against the entire second fleet with only 4 ships is a sick burn if there ever was one.

  • @stanklepoot
    @stanklepoot 5 років тому +80

    "the addition of a large venomous serpent to the particular ship in question probably increased the offensive power of the ship considerably" There are some wonderfully (and quite deservedly) snarky comments in this video, but this is probably my favorite.

  • @benjamintracey6145
    @benjamintracey6145 5 років тому +89

    I have shown this video to a couple of friends on separate occasions, both of whom were in a sullen mood on those days. Their mood immediately brightened considerably at this hilarious tale of misfortune.

    • @seanbigay1042
      @seanbigay1042 5 місяців тому

      I hope they didn't go on to Part 2, Drachinifel's account of the Battle of Tsushima. That would only have depressed them even more.

  • @45CaliberCure
    @45CaliberCure 5 років тому +107

    The poisonous snake increasing the deadliness of the ship part was so good. This whole video is solid gold. Well done!

    • @dougauzene8389
      @dougauzene8389 4 роки тому +6

      INDEED..."Snakes on A Plane" Meets "The Sand Pebbles!" ;-) (Appropriate Era...)

  • @starwarzchik112
    @starwarzchik112 2 роки тому +633

    Meanwhile, in the modern day, Russia’s only aircraft carrier, the _Admiral Kuznetsov,_ sank a dry dock it was moored at, needs a tugboat escort in case it breaks down, and leaves a trail of smoke so long it can be seen from space. Some things never change!

    • @RamdomView
      @RamdomView 2 роки тому +158

      It gets better: the reason for the tug boat and smoke? The Soviet Union, and later Russia, never bothered to build the port infrastructure to support the ship, meaning the ship's engines are always being run.

    • @kvltizt
      @kvltizt 2 роки тому +102

      Russia’s military is materially large but the material itself is mostly junk.

    • @elbolainas4174
      @elbolainas4174 2 роки тому

      I once read that thw Russian naval doctrine dismisses carriers bc they're too large amd expensive to be useful and they're giant targets for way cheaper anti ship missiles, hence the Russian navy commissioned so few.
      Given the actual performance of the Russian military and its rotten core revealed in the recent months I'm quite sure that argument was nothing but another maskirovka.

    • @notoriousblt1038
      @notoriousblt1038 2 роки тому +149

      And now the Moskva has been sunk by an enemy with no navy

    • @joebombero1
      @joebombero1 2 роки тому +81

      China had a helicopter carrier catch fire while in dock. Apparently the walls had been insulated with flammable insulation instead of the expensive fireproof insulation so the contractor could pocket the savings. A welder ignited the insulation and the ship quickly burned out of control for three days.

  • @fw6938
    @fw6938 4 роки тому +181

    23:44 well, to be fair, a single British-build Japanese torpedo would be a pretty big threat to the fleet, considering that the Russians damaged their own fleet more than their "opponents" when attacking FISHING TRAWLERS

    • @Th3Kingism
      @Th3Kingism 3 роки тому +35

      Russian navy attacks fishing trawlers!
      *Russian navy hurts itself in its confusion*

  • @virusguy5611
    @virusguy5611 5 років тому +159

    We don’t need photos. All we need is that dry wit and smooth human voice drachnifel

    • @kylieadams5414
      @kylieadams5414 5 років тому +14

      This is ultimately my FAVORITE part of this channel. Dry wit mixed with fascinating historical knowledge.

    • @mxplixic
      @mxplixic 5 років тому +6

      The Russian sailors get to listen to this done in Robot Voice... for all eternity. :)

    • @stoutyyyy
      @stoutyyyy 5 років тому

      Honestly he should just make this a podcast

  • @HaydenLau.
    @HaydenLau. 5 років тому +257

    2nd Pacific Squadron
    Formerly Baltic Squadron
    Only in Russia

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 5 років тому +1

      do they know how to play Battleship? bouth what they should stick to.

    • @snakes3425
      @snakes3425 5 років тому +3

      Soon to be scrap metal
      Currently scrap metal on the bottom of the ocean

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 5 років тому +5

      Literally, only possible in Russia.

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 5 років тому +1

      @@kyle857 So correct and thank you.

  • @CaptainColdyron222
    @CaptainColdyron222 2 роки тому +199

    16:51 In The Hunt For Red October novel there is an Alfa class submarine named for E.S. Politovsky. Of course, being named for a member of the Second Pacific Squadron, her luck is atrocious. On her maiden voyage she collides with a whale and is nearly lost. She later suffers a catastrophic reactor accident and sinks.

    • @trekker105
      @trekker105 2 роки тому +17

      I ha e to wonder if that was intentional

    • @trekker105
      @trekker105 2 роки тому +2

      I ha e to wonder if that was intentional

    • @Packless1
      @Packless1 2 роки тому +4

      ...forshadowing...! 😁😱

    • @spirz4557
      @spirz4557 Рік тому

      @@trekker105 Given the boat's incident record...
      1st incident takes place during her sea trials : rams a whale, impact crushes ten square meters of the bow, destroys the sonar, jams a torpedo tube, almost drowns the torpedo compartment and damags almost all systems onboard. Politovsky only survives because of Ramius' skills. The repairs take one year. In the meantime, two additional Alfas have been commissioned.
      2nd incident : High pressure turbine malfunctions and the ship must return to port just two days after careening.
      Two more undetailed minor incidents of various gravity take place in the meantime, giving Politovky a permanent reputation of cursed ship.
      5th and final incident : Politovsky, after four days of full regime, has a reactor accident and makes an emergency surface. One sailor falls on a control panel, cutting the power onboard. With no control, she sinks. Only one man survives the disaster : a cook who is washed overboard before he can lock the escape trunk in the open position. The survivors slowly suffocate to death. The worst part is that there is a US sub, USS Pogy, which assists to the scene and immediately sounds the alarm, but the rescuers aren't fast enough.
      Oh, and the cook later escape burning to death when a clueless KGB agent is about to light a smoke in a hospital in an oxygen room.
      Clancy probably based Politovsky's backstory on the real life Alfa K-64 which suffered a catastrophic reactor accident and was deemed a total loss and/or the Hotel-class K-19 which was nicknamed "Hiroshima" by her crew and suffered numerous accidents and breakdowns.

    • @RobotsEverywhereVideos
      @RobotsEverywhereVideos 8 місяців тому +1

      And then it got worse

  • @blueeyeswhitedragon9839
    @blueeyeswhitedragon9839 5 років тому +298

    If history had been taught in school as presented here, we would all be historians, and fools would never be elected to high places.

    • @deltavee2
      @deltavee2 5 років тому +16

      Right. I hereby nominate Drachinifel for President of the Planet.

    • @walterbrown8694
      @walterbrown8694 4 роки тому +6

      The narration could not be more perfect - British humor carefully enclosing hilarious sarcasm !

    • @dougauzene8389
      @dougauzene8389 4 роки тому +2

      INDEED...HERE, HERE! &
      HARRUMPH!

    • @cjclark2002
      @cjclark2002 4 роки тому

      I second this, aggressively.

  • @yansuki4240
    @yansuki4240 5 років тому +366

    im dying, forget emu war. this one take the crown for ulitmate war meme.

    • @KatherineFtw
      @KatherineFtw 4 роки тому +32

      Nobody remembers the time Japan treated to arm the emus with torpedo boats? :p

    • @Volnas97
      @Volnas97 4 роки тому +7

      Everyone is talking about Emu war, but China once declared war on Sparrows with around 1 000 000 dead and there is still some aftermath (e.g. very few bees, and insecticides everywhere)

    • @yansuki4240
      @yansuki4240 4 роки тому +3

      @@Volnas97 that one is nasty, the chinese got bitten hard back by locust and cause devastating famine. thanks mao.

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 4 роки тому +3

      The reason why a few of the sailors went insane: Gir was aboard their ship. And he sang the Doom Song. THE ENTIRE VOYAGE. Ok, fine. He occasionally spent a day singing Its A Small World continuously instead.

    • @ahmadshasha3632
      @ahmadshasha3632 4 роки тому

      Me too...hahahaha

  • @virusguy5611
    @virusguy5611 5 років тому +307

    Oh my god. When you list the ships, it is like watching a heist team introduction...
    Except they’re all crap

    • @jonskowitz
      @jonskowitz 5 років тому +57

      National Lampoon's Oceans 11

    • @christophpoll784
      @christophpoll784 5 років тому +16

      Every Team needs a mascot.... but what to do with a team that only consists of mascots...!?!?

    • @crhu319
      @crhu319 3 роки тому

      Great names. Lousy officers.

  • @vinnynj78
    @vinnynj78 Рік тому +73

    I really have to commend the crew of the Kamchatka in their tireless efforts to be even worse than the fleet with which they were sailing. A monumental task for sure.

    • @richardhockey8442
      @richardhockey8442 3 місяці тому

      and another award for the crew of the Aurora for being the best-run ship in the fleet while being a magnet for fire from the rest of the fleet

  • @mikea2363
    @mikea2363 5 років тому +303

    Legend says that some of the few Japanese casualties were caused by a flying snake

    • @chemech
      @chemech 5 років тому +46

      As opposed to the majority being due to uncontrolled laughter...

    • @Alystas
      @Alystas 5 років тому +31

      Another legend say that most of the casualties from japanese side came from mass suicide, the japanese sailors being so humiliated that such a batch of
      buffoons have been sent to fight against them.

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 5 років тому +18

      Alystas
      That’s an insult to buffoons.

    • @barleysixseventwo6665
      @barleysixseventwo6665 5 років тому +24

      After the battle the Japanese hospital ships were inundated with wounded sailers; mostly bruised jaws from when they hit the floor upon seeing the operational...”capabilities” of the Russians.

    • @Aristocles22
      @Aristocles22 4 роки тому +17

      I think some Japanese almost got bitten by a drugged-up Russian-speaking crocodile from Africa.

  • @toonbat
    @toonbat 4 роки тому +106

    "The Guard's Uniform Hanger" hasta be the sickest burn I've ever heard. Rozhestvensky is my hero!

  • @kitkun7669
    @kitkun7669 4 роки тому +635

    Was the icebreaker handled poorly, or was the captain the smartest guy in the fleet?

    • @slider903
      @slider903 4 роки тому +169

      Makes me wonder if he was trying to get sent home.

    • @woopington
      @woopington 4 роки тому +181

      pulling the fire alarm in school to get sent home, but in 1904

    • @honorablespartan
      @honorablespartan 2 роки тому +36

      @@woopington Unlike the fire alarm trick, this worked.

    • @greebj
      @greebj 2 роки тому +2

      In reality it lost its most dangerous ship, one designed to ram stuff

  • @KeluMocy
    @KeluMocy 2 роки тому +354

    The spirit of the 2nd Pacific Squadron lives on. Russians claim the flagship of their Black Sea fleet caught fire and sank on its own, because they think this story is less embarrassing than losing it to enemy action from a country that doesn't even posses any fleet.

    • @pierreblaise9433
      @pierreblaise9433 2 роки тому +62

      Not to mention the only Russian aircraft carrier who managed to sink in his own drydock

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 2 роки тому +21

      Also the Kursk Submarine whose loss could be considered black comedy.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 2 роки тому +1

      It's a good thing they learned their lesson about ill-maintained hardware, poorly disciplined troops who don't want to be there, poor morale, incompetent leadership who got their position for toadying rather than competence, rampant corruption and incompetent diplomacy that seems determined to piss off every neutral party in the world.....right?

    • @dragonstormdipro1013
      @dragonstormdipro1013 2 роки тому

      Both sides of the Russo- Ukraine conflict are complete dumbasses

    • @jeremyheintz1479
      @jeremyheintz1479 2 роки тому +7

      A country that is armed and has been trained by NATO for nearly 10 years*

  • @sitara2783
    @sitara2783 4 роки тому +292

    Hey Drach, I just wanted to say that I love and appreciate your work. I have PTSD and tend toward panic attacks, and I've turned your videos on several times to help me calm down from said panic attacks. Your voice is very soothing and your humor really lifts my spirits, and I appreciate the lack of sudden loud noises in your videos. Thanks for making and posting your work.

    • @historytank5673
      @historytank5673 2 роки тому +7

      Man people like you encourage me every day, I sometimes struggle with stress and also can be prone to late night panic attacks. Thank you for posting this as it reminds me I am not alone and if people can survive worse mental conditions, than so can I. Hope your still going strong, you are worthy of it.

  • @TheParkerrrrrr6
    @TheParkerrrrrr6 4 роки тому +151

    It's a miracle Aurora even exists today with everything it's been through. And that's before the revolution.

    • @ezragoldberg3132
      @ezragoldberg3132 3 роки тому +14

      I've seen it anchored in the Neva River in St Petersburg and she still looks good :)

    • @rossMoHaX
      @rossMoHaX 3 роки тому +12

      It was fully rebuilt in 80s, only few original parts remained.

  • @landshark000068
    @landshark000068 4 роки тому +75

    I spent the last 10 minutes just LMMFAO so hard, I had tears in my eyes. I wasn't aware this channel did comedy.

  • @davidcarr7436
    @davidcarr7436 7 місяців тому +6

    This is the second time I've watched this. It's even crazier!
    If this was ever made into a film, it would be the greatest military tragi/comedy ever!!

  • @709badwolf
    @709badwolf 5 років тому +169

    another case of history can be stranger than fiction.
    thanks!👍

    • @magnemoe1
      @magnemoe1 5 років тому +8

      A bit stranger yes. They can be lucky their gunnery was so bad or they might stated WW1 10 year earlier. As in western Europe against Russia.

    • @ranekeisenkralle8265
      @ranekeisenkralle8265 5 років тому +4

      It is pretty darn hilarious, isn't it? And the loss of life doesn't reduce the facepalm-level either. sadly the habit of connections overriding competency still is very much a thing - albeit not quite to that extent any more....

  • @Juanito_Peligroso
    @Juanito_Peligroso 3 роки тому +110

    Let me take a side bar to note that THIS particular Russian officer was NOT corrupt. Thank you your honor.

    • @seanbigay1042
      @seanbigay1042 7 місяців тому +14

      The good news is that Zinovi Roshestventsky seems to have been incorrupt, competent, and conscientious. The bad news? Why do you think he was so angry all the time?

  • @maxkennedy8075
    @maxkennedy8075 5 років тому +837

    Who would win?
    A fleet of mighty Russian warships
    vs
    0 Japanese torpedo boats

    • @zachsmith1676
      @zachsmith1676 4 роки тому +73

      hands down the imaginary IJN Torpedo Boats

    • @keithbrown7685
      @keithbrown7685 4 роки тому +38

      this'll be the first time I've ever voted for 0.

    • @joeye1772
      @joeye1772 4 роки тому +47

      Did you mean: “a fleet of mighty Russian warships vs the same fleet of mighty Russian warships”? 😂

    • @justjohnny420
      @justjohnny420 4 роки тому +24

      Fishing ships had better accuracy without ever firing a shot

    • @Colt45hatchback
      @Colt45hatchback 4 роки тому +4

      I think the sea

  • @matthewmoser1284
    @matthewmoser1284 2 роки тому +101

    Captain of the Aurora: "Target the Kamchatka!"
    But sir! That's our own ship!
    "If ANYONE has the right to sink that miserable tub, it should be US!"

  • @Belsen85
    @Belsen85 4 роки тому +227

    I decide to complete the list of the destroyers names translations:
    «Буйный» - Buyniy - Vigorous
    «Бедовый» - Bedoviy - Reckless
    «Бравый» - Braviy - Сourageous
    «Быстрый» - Bysrtiy - Rapid
    «Блестящий» - Blestyashchiy - Splendid
    «Безупречный» - Bezuprechniy - Blameless
    «Бодрый» - Bodriy - Vivacious
    «Грозный» - Grozniy - Terrible
    «Громкий» - Gromkiy - Roaring
    «Прозорливый» - Prozorliviy - Perspicacious
    «Пронзительный» - Pronzitel’niy - Striking
    «Резвый» - Rezviy - Frisky

    • @kyokyodisaster4842
      @kyokyodisaster4842 4 роки тому +35

      Well, at least they thought they where hot stuff...

    • @The_Modeling_Underdog
      @The_Modeling_Underdog 3 роки тому +10

      That was a fine bunch. Except for the a-hole that rammed a battleship.

    • @norfangl3480
      @norfangl3480 3 роки тому +23

      I find it ironic how Grozniy translates to terrible

    • @CrystalKingdomGeneral4942
      @CrystalKingdomGeneral4942 3 роки тому +8

      @@The_Modeling_Underdog Hey, if you ask me, when that ship's crew found out about how the voyage and battle went, they'd probably feel like it was a miracle that they had to stay behind.

    • @PaperclipClips
      @PaperclipClips 3 роки тому +23

      I saw a video a while back saying something to the effect that the word “terrible” carried a slightly different connotation back then; that the word was more closely associated with “terror” blueing those days (as opposed to “bad”, or “awful” like it is now) which, coincidentally, was also apparently the intended meaning to the moniker “Ivan the Terrible”.

  • @giovannifavullo7065
    @giovannifavullo7065 5 років тому +92

    "don't trust anybody, not even yourself"
    -2nd Pacific Suadron

    • @anngo4140
      @anngo4140 5 років тому +3

      "trust, but verify"

  • @Xeno426
    @Xeno426 5 років тому +58

    I can't help feeling bad for Rozhestvensky. He had a bad temper, but holy hell I can't blame him. Being the only competent commander in the Russian Navy would lead anyone to rage.

  • @alexv3357
    @alexv3357 2 роки тому +44

    "The Kamchatka announced it was sinking, which lead to great rejoicing amongst the fleet"
    They were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing

  • @themercer4972
    @themercer4972 5 років тому +54

    Brilliant ! Both historical and entertaining. Iv never laughed so much at a sad set of events. "This being a Russian fleet, the phrase "and then things got worse," was seen in full effect."

  • @motortheo1
    @motortheo1 5 років тому +628

    I can't stop laughing, and at the same time imagine this hell..

    • @lexington476
      @lexington476 5 років тому +51

      This is crazy, I keep having to stop the video I'm laughing so hard.

    • @davidkelley5382
      @davidkelley5382 5 років тому +16

      My sides hurt. Great vid👍

    • @ViktorBengtsson
      @ViktorBengtsson 5 років тому +27

      I'm literally crying with laughing. It would've been great to know this 11 or 12 years ago when I was aboard the Aurora.

    • @danielgriggs5658
      @danielgriggs5658 5 років тому +24

      seems the Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov keeps up the tradition.

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 5 років тому +4

      @@danielgriggs5658 yeap...Russia one of the great land powers, sucks at sea!

  • @UlyssesSGrant-qy5ck
    @UlyssesSGrant-qy5ck 4 роки тому +118

    The image in my mind of guys laying on the deck wearing life jackets accepting their fate, while guys ran around swinging swords as they fired on their own ships, made me laugh out loud..

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn 2 роки тому +107

    I'm amazed the Russian Fleet had any ammo left when battle began and hadn't spent all of it on torpedo boats. The battle of Tsushima should be called "the Putting a Fleet out of its Misery of Tsuhima"

  • @Alome9
    @Alome9 5 років тому +70

    This needs to be made into a movie

    • @insignificantgnat9334
      @insignificantgnat9334 5 років тому +22

      Too much incompetence to fit into a hundred minutes. This amount of stupidity needs a miniseries.

    • @A_Haunted_Pancake
      @A_Haunted_Pancake 5 років тому +12

      " Cary on … For the Tsar " . ( If you get that reference: Congratulations, You're either old, British, old AND British )

    • @syncmonism
      @syncmonism 5 років тому +4

      @@insignificantgnat9334 While it's not the same thing, I do know of a surprisingly good naval comedy set in the future. It's a sci-fi space anime called "The Irresponsible Captain Tylor" and it's surprisingly good.

  • @CrossBorderNerds
    @CrossBorderNerds 4 роки тому +123

    Rozhestvensky: Trying to do the best with what he had.
    Kamchatka: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

  • @korbell1089
    @korbell1089 5 років тому +124

    A battle planned by the 3 Stooges and carried out by the Keystone cops. I've always been surprised that they made it to Tsushima without killing each other...oh that's right, their gunnery sucked.

    • @falloutghoul1
      @falloutghoul1 5 років тому +10

      I've heard comparisons that it was one of Wagner's plays directed by the Marx Brothers.

    • @TraditionalAnglican
      @TraditionalAnglican 5 років тому +7

      But everyone’s gunnery sucked in those days, especially before the invention of Dreadnoughts. One look at the gunnery during the Spanish-American War should prove the point. The Japanese gunnery at the battle of Tsushima was an exception to the rule...

    • @xerty5502
      @xerty5502 5 років тому +11

      @@TraditionalAnglican i acualy think it was not quite as bad as you think. something like acurate range finding was hitting wide spread deployment in this time period. Using russia and it's largely incompetent unprofesional aristocratic officer core and the perpetually fund starved US navy (going to leave comments on quality of US officers of the period to some one with some acualy information) and what is left of spains navy. Are not exactly bench marks on what a profesional well trained and drilled crew might have accomplished

    • @TraditionalAnglican
      @TraditionalAnglican 5 років тому +5

      Ian Foster - 2 of the best-trained well-equipped Navies of the WW I era were the British Grand Fleet & the German High Seas Fleet, yet the Germans scored hits with only 3.46% of the large caliber rounds they fired, and the British scored hits with only 2.20% of their large caliber rounds during the Battle of Jutland.
      weaponews.com/weapons/18811-the-accuracy-of-the-fire-in-the-jutland-battle-part-1.html

    • @xerty5502
      @xerty5502 5 років тому

      @@TraditionalAnglican not sure world war 1 is the correct comparison ranges had been greatly extended though to be fare so were ranges for the major battles of the russio japanese war. If these ships were engaging from the ranges the con entional wisdom of the time thought appropriate then i am guessing more profesipnal navy's probly preformed better but thats just my guess if yhese are the more extended ranges for the time that the major battles of the Russo Japanese war acualy syaryed at then it is a lot less bad given that the royal navy thought the acuracy was sub par there is a reasonble chance it was. Again this is all conjecture as i do not have any hard data beyond what was presented on this dogger bank incident. Nor do i have data on average royal navy gunnery performance in the late pre dreadnaught era. Now that my opinon is out tbere I will leave further comment to those with the sourcing to stomp all over my opinion unless by some mircle i am more right then wrong 😁

  • @ericmarley7060
    @ericmarley7060 3 роки тому +117

    The Kamchatka is it's own character. God knows what they did when they got lost in that second storm. and how many "Japanese" vessels (read: neutral vessels) they destroyed. They fired 300 rounds in that time alone.

    • @thoralexander9387
      @thoralexander9387 2 роки тому +54

      Given her gunnery and general incompetence, I can safely tell you that she most assuredly did not sink anything.

    • @underworldguardian704
      @underworldguardian704 2 роки тому +18

      @@thoralexander9387
      Ironically, that was her saving grace!

    • @mistertagnan
      @mistertagnan Рік тому +7

      “Do you guys hear that?”
      ~Ship that the Kamchatka has desperately been trying to kill for the past 30 minutes

  • @josh656
    @josh656 5 років тому +299

    "Ready the boarding party, unravel the poisonous snake!!"

    • @Questknight12
      @Questknight12 5 років тому +41

      "PREPARE TO REPEL BOARDERS! FIRE THE SNAKE!"

    • @theatagamer90
      @theatagamer90 5 років тому +35

      "Release the various carnivores!"

    • @sawyerawr5783
      @sawyerawr5783 5 років тому +26

      I'm not sure how I haven't seen this comment before but now I can't stop laughing and my father is looking at me like I'm insane. I love it!
      Also I'm now imagining some kind of cartoon-esque scene where the gun crews ram the snake into the gun, ram the powder charge, then fire it so that its body is wiggling rapidly from side to side as the head basically steers like a homing rocket toward Togo on the bridge of the Mikasa. where it then impacts throwing him back off the bridge and over the side.

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 5 років тому +8

      "Ready the poisonous 🐍!"

    • @clumsycommissar5260
      @clumsycommissar5260 4 роки тому +5

      The ssssucsssesss of thisss missssion dependsss on how I use thissss cardboa- er... wrong snake

  • @trekaddict
    @trekaddict 5 років тому +111

    I just remembered where I knew Politovski from. IN an early novel, I think in Hunt for Red October, Tom Clancy named a Soviet SSN after him. Which then proceeded to have a serious reactor accident that sank the boat.

    • @usmcfutball
      @usmcfutball 5 років тому +13

      Nice catch!

    • @bertrandlechat4330
      @bertrandlechat4330 4 роки тому +1

      I thought that was the Kanavalov

    • @ramjb
      @ramjb 4 роки тому +3

      @@bertrandlechat4330 Nah, the Konovalov was the alfa that attacked the Red October at the end of the novel.

  • @detroitrockrr
    @detroitrockrr 5 років тому +160

    I don't know why but i love the Kamchatka

    • @nmccw3245
      @nmccw3245 5 років тому +24

      bikde - I feel the same. She deserves her own episode.

    • @beejebes1856
      @beejebes1856 5 років тому +46

      Because it's that one idiot you wanna kill but continuously makes you laugh so you cant sight it to kill it

    • @fakiirification
      @fakiirification 5 років тому +13

      its the comic relief.

    • @1Korlash
      @1Korlash 5 років тому +48

      You'll be happy to know that she was lost at Tsushima when she wandered up to a Russian battleship that was getting pulverized by the Japanese. Seeing another Russian ship sailing right in up to their current target as if asking to be shot, the Japanese shrugged and blew Kamchatka out of the water.
      RIP Kamchatka. Inept to the very end.
      (By contrast, Aurora was one of the few ships to escape the disaster. So Aurora was competent to the very end.)

    • @spikespa5208
      @spikespa5208 5 років тому +5

      Little known fact: The previous port-of-call for Kamchatka was Madagascar. "Dem good cigs!"

  • @paulgibbon5991
    @paulgibbon5991 2 роки тому +49

    With a lot of other war stories, I'd say they deserve to be made into a movie. This deserves to be made into a sitcom.

  • @Corristo89
    @Corristo89 4 роки тому +250

    41:36 "Admial Togo had been monitoring the Russian's progress all along."
    How did he not die laughing?
    Although... perhaps he thought that a fleet THIS inept might actually pose a danger due to actually causing damage due to sheer incompetence. Imagine a blind, insane, crippled ape running around firing automatic weapons and throwing grenades. At some point it's going to cause some damage, no matter how random it is.

    • @kkhagerty6315
      @kkhagerty6315 4 роки тому +33

      Corristo89 it was probably a Saturday night theatre comedy in Japan

    • @michalsoukup1021
      @michalsoukup1021 4 роки тому +44

      I think that he just felt too sorry for Rozhezventsky, and I bet there was a betting pool as to exactly when he ends up sinking Kamchatka and shooting himself...

    • @kkhagerty6315
      @kkhagerty6315 4 роки тому +20

      Michal Soukup unfortunately Kamchatka was not scuttled, had she been, whatever curse she placed upon the fleet would be lifted and they could go back to being a regular battlefleet

    • @michalsoukup1021
      @michalsoukup1021 4 роки тому +24

      @@kkhagerty6315 That is one possibility.
      There is a much sinister possibility though. The curse might instead of disappearing inflict itself onto the rest of the fleet...
      And this is Russians we talk about, it can always get worse.

    • @kkhagerty6315
      @kkhagerty6315 4 роки тому +24

      Michal Soukup indeed it may have gotten worse, after the scuttling Kamchatka may have taken up point as a ghost ship and haunted the seas, sending false messages of torpedo boats and attacking any local fishing boats in sight

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu 3 роки тому +275

    This seriously sounds like something that would be more likely to happen to an Imperial Fleet in Warhammer 40k.

    • @vanduzer1969
      @vanduzer1969 3 роки тому +4

      Yes it dose

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 3 роки тому +47

      There isn't enough cammisars shooting stupid gaurdsmen.

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 2 роки тому +33

      @@RipOffProductionsLLC Eh, that is replaced by an admiral throwing binoculars.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 2 роки тому +21

      @@RipOffProductionsLLC probably just because they were already so short on -crew- ammo

    • @noahwilliams9118
      @noahwilliams9118 2 роки тому +11

      I mean... the warp and the ocean with that fleet on it about about the same level of dangerous....

  • @luispt77
    @luispt77 4 роки тому +242

    Rozhestvensky: Ok guys let's do a fire practice so we at least hit something
    Aurora: Yeah... you guys do that while we go over there outside any firing range of any of you...

    • @howardxu8050
      @howardxu8050 3 роки тому +34

      Also Aurora:
      Gets hit anyway

    • @jejeakle
      @jejeakle 2 роки тому +13

      @@howardxu8050 by the Kamchatka