Advance Wars Black Hole Rising Jess' Theme (Extended)
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- Опубліковано 14 кві 2013
- Ah Jess... Your theme is awesome. I have a better word, but I'd rather not say it. I just love her theme in both games. Plus, Jess is pretty awesome too. She is amazing with any ground vehicle and I love that. Maybe even more than Eagle now that I played her in AW 2 again... It was definitely worth the 23 minute extension.
Not only that, but she also has great CO Powers. (One which also shares the name of a great Touhou music video: Overdrive!) I definitely like playing as Jess because she's so good. Both her theme and abilities are one of my favorites.
(Added: ...I've always wondered...could you actually like your own videos? I've never been conceited enough to try.) I used to think that she carried a giant pencil and briefcase when I was much younger...Now I see ammo and fuel.
Image/music not made by me, just extended.
i couldn't remember her name so i googled 'advance wars giant pencil' and this was the first result
Perfect
Lol
I just googled the same thing and yep I got the same results
@@colenelvogel7001 So you're also _lost?_
lol
*factory sounds intensify*
Somewhere in the world, a tank is missing some fuel and a shell.
Allen Felipe Somewhere in the world, a lawyer is missing his pencil and briefcase.
Somewhere in the world, a giant is missing her lipstick and lighter.
Somewhere in the world, a porn star is missing her dildo and lube
in apcs theres secretly like infinite jesses
I was hoping to see a comment like this
i like jess because she's the only character who's actually dressed like shes in the fucking army
Yeah because Sami definitely doesn't dress like she's in a Army..
Sami.. How could you not see her dress in army? Nell clothes is perfect for commander
Colin: Am I a joke to you?
I think you're forgetting about Olaf and Sonja...
Nell, Sami, Olaf, Colin, Kanbei, Sonja, Eagle and Adder too
cant wait to hear it on the switch
Ah yes the rise of the new "wait thats not a pencil?"
@@yespp835 a whole new generation of kids to confuse it for a big pencil
It will always be a pencil for me, no matter what
I always called her "Pencil commander"
And yeah Jess and Flak theme in SWITCH I'm very excited
Still waiting 🥲
Love this theme. It fits perfectly for vehicle specialist.
I showed a non-gamer this theme and they said they don't like it since it has too many booms. So yeah, since tanks boom people do seem to agree with your statement.
I love this theme as much as I love Renekton, for god sake I hate pro play
The theme of "praise the lord and pass the ammunition"
Random, but I always loved this art of Jess. She strikes me as a professional CO who is very neat and organized, able to formulate and execute strong offensives on the front.
But she is not above working among her subordinates, and is willing to work with them and get her hands dirty while keeping her image in excellent form. She gauges the morale and attitudes of the people she commands. As well as keeping a close eye on issues and problems in the chain of command as well as production and maintain of armaments and vehicles.
This impression honestly gives me a lot of respect for Jess as a character. As it gives insight as to why she's so successful as a commanding officer on the field.
I come back to this video just for this.
It's a really nice analysis and you deserve a pat on the back
yeah, she is kinda like Erwin Rommel from ww2, with the difference that Erwin actually fought often on the front with his troops
Humble yet intelligent and discipline.
She looks... More qualified than a lot of other COs, I can say as much.
Not to mention the juxtaposition of a business suit, pen, and briefcase instead being a staff officer uniform, shell, and jerry can.
Legends say that she once won a battle, even though her tanks were obliterated, wielding nothing but a tank shell and a gasoline canister.
Well, ignoring the whole pencil/cannon shell/most unnecessary sex toy in the world/ debate, I like Jess in AW2, but frankly, I cannot explain how glad I am that they fixed her infantry in DS.
That and she is overall much better in that game due to the speed of powers
She's a beast. She's my favorite, and tagging her with Jake just steamrolls anything on land that isn't sleeping under a mountain. She's also an AA badass. When Overdrive and esp Heavy Metal hit, you land. In one piece or dozens, you land.
They also increased her ground vehicles to 120/100. She went from the worst co in the game to easily one of the best.
If that thing is the most unnecessary s*x toy in the world then the other thing she's holding probably has lube in it.
She traded her -10% infantry for another 10% attack on her vehicles. She was underwhelming in the first game then became really great in the second one.
You can tell the composers had a lot of fun with this song, as it seems to have a loop length of almost 1:20 in contrast to the usual 1 minute mark.
Plot twist, it's a comically large pencil designed to look like a tank shell.
In the Advance Wars 1+2 Re-bootcamp, she will be holding a Juul instead of a pencil to reflect the changing times
That's a Tank Shell.
Lol a pencil? She's a tank CO and good with fuel, hence the fuel jug and the shell.
@Devayne Crayon? Bro that's a fountain pen
@@millbrick Fountain pen?! What are you, nuts?
That's CLEARLY a giant piece of yellow chalk!
imagine if she would hold a sword of some kind
WHO"S READY TO HEAR THIS REMASTERED WITH MODERN INSTRUMENTATION, BABY?
mi :3
I am =D. I just hope they keep her stats similar to DS. if they revert it back to how it was AW2 then that will be sad. She's considered the worst CO on AW2.
EDIT: Flak is still the worse CO. so yeah, Jess is close 2nd or 3rd worse CO in that case(completely forgot about Flak).
@@Redrockets23 Considering it's a remake of 1 and 2 I wouldn't hold my breath on that.
@@Redrockets23 yeah she's not great but worst CO? Flak exists and you could make the argument for Drake being worse despite how good is CO power is.
@@Redrockets23 Really? I used her a lot and never felt like she was underpowered. Of course I had no idea what the meta was when I was a kid
Hear the clanging of tools? The blowtorch on metal? The engines revving? That's the sound of a well-supplied military industry coming to roll right over you.
never noticed actually she is holding a Straight banana
Can't wait to hear how Reboot Camp is going to remix her theme. Hearing how they redid Sami's theme, I can only imagine how awesome Jess' theme is going to be.
I can't wait either. 🙁
Yellow crayon?
A pen/pencil?
A tank shell?
You guys are all wrong, it's obviously a massive cigar.
+XxEnder_Lord Designed for smoking.
Smoking the opposition.
xLordEnder smoke weed everyday mlg version
xLordEnder tape the smoke weed everyday head and change the tank shell to look like a weed cigar
it her vape
I fucking love Industrial themed music!
Jess is the ideal woman that isn't the dominator stereotype. :3
Ok so much better than the reboot camp version
El juego: combustible y municiones de tanque
Yo: una maleta y un lapiz chingon
Equisde
Nothing like a well supplied battalion!!
Americans when they realize her powers give out free gasoline, OIL!!!!
I like Jess, strong willed tank commander who isn't scared to call out Eagle, even though he's her commanding officer
I think her personality got a little weaker in DS though.
Hawkecrail Everything was weaker in DS but the AI.
AverageO IMHO, i actually think DS was the worst advance wars ( but i have reasons)
Hawkecrail It was. The only reason I still play it is because the AI is more challenging (winning the 1v2 and 1v3 war room maps is BRUTAL in Dual Strike). Story sucked, new characters sucked, and powers were still super-unbalanced. The tag system completely broke the game as well.
AverageO The only new character whi i liked was Grimm because he was actually balanced. Fighting against the same 3 COs got really boring really fast (not like the bolt guard had any good COs, gameplay wise.) The story centering around only 3 COs with and occasional other character was boring. Speaking of being boring, Jess, Sonja, Sensei, Max, Sami, and eagle lost their personalites and became such bland COs, Colin was such a strong character who got degraded to being pushed around by his bitchy older sister. The new COs had such unbalanced abilities (except for grimm) and had flat and uninteresting personalities. And to top it all off, you are stuck with a single storyline with no hope of getting away from these god-awful characters
A giant pencil and a briefcase? I bet she's the new teacher!
(Immediately teaches the 4th grade students how to use tanks)
Jess is going to learn a very painful lesson about static electricity one day.
+Blarghalt why?
well, what happens with sparks and high explosives that Jess likes to carry around?
boom Blarghalt
+Blarghalt I guess her enemies will learn more about the danger of electricity and explosives than her ;D
@@comridleyw9679 No. The joke is that since she has the gas tank around, static electricity will jump from her hand to the gas, making her explode, killing herself by acident
I swear I can't get through a single day without having to listen to this at least one time.
same
When I heard that Jess could keep bombers on the frontline indefinitely, I did a little happy dance. This girl is heavily reliant on her CO power so use it often.
Honestly turbo charge is way better than overdrive
I feel like when the composer was making this track, they were blessed with the essence of Frank Klepacki himself.
Normal version: tank shell and tank fuel.
Extremely kids friendly version: Giant pencil and juice tank.
Took a decade for me to realize she's not carrying a briefcase.
When I first heard the music in the game I wasn't too impressed. And never really played the CO. But now I can't help but click on her song often than all the others!
Always thought it was a pencil. And i was like "Why does she have a pencil that big in a war game ?".
It didn't made sense to me.
I knew it was a tank shell but ill be damned if I was going to stop calling it a pencil, just to rustle those jimmies!
Jess has like the best theme in the whole series
Umm
Drake
@@ekkonus5719 UUUUUUHHHHH
Sturm
@@LilUFO9499
UUUUUUUUUUHMMMMMMMM
Kanbei
@@Danny4bidden yeeesss him as well i love listening to his theme while drawing n stuff lol
@@LilUFO9499
Maaaaan, he's so badass. Even one of his infantry can handle a tank.
I always thought she was holding a giant pencil, and I also thought that sound at 0:01 was her sharpening the pencil ( both ideas kinda backed each other up).
It was only later i realised it was a tank shell and troops marching.
You would think that a unit who excels at both direct and indirect vehicles would be particularly powerful, but AW2 does not paint a pretty picture for her. The main problem is her inexplicably underpowered infantry. They hamper her ground performance, something that she nominally excels at. AWDS did the reasonable thing and buffed them up to the standard 100%. AWDS also made CO Powers more frequently available, something that significantly benefits Jess
+KyazuTheInsane I think it was their way to balance her in ground only battles. Just think about that she had no flaws but 20% more vehicular firepower in AWDS when you fought ground only, what made many other decent ground COs almost unnecessary if you don't mind that much about their CO-powers (and remember, Jess has an amazing power, too).
At first l didn't like Jess because her CO power seemed stupid and bland, but l actually like her better than Max now. Not only are her tanks and land units able to compete with his, but her ranged units aren't affected either, so she can kinda get the edge by mixing unit types. Pretty nice addition to the game.
Yh that and the fact she can refuel to counter co powers like drakes that drain fuel
@@golddust7095 in advance wars 2 her vs max only depends if there is airports around. If there are no airports (since all air units are direct combat) then Jess is better.
@@zafrog3941 true
@@zafrog3941 Except for the fact that Jess completely loses the capture game against Max which makes her one of the worst COs in the game,not to mention that her 10% fireboost increase is barely even noticable in most circumstances, she is an absolute joke in AW2.
@@Shazam1998 "Joke" seems harsh, she isn't Flak after all. If her infantry were average or her vehicles had the +20% strength they do in Duel Strike then few would have ever have complained about her in 2 at all. I think with one or the other in her debut it would've lended much more legitimacy on her part.
There HAS to be another AW i really luv that series they should develop another one!
Your ply has been answered. In November, Advance Wars 1+2 for Switch!
everyone though it was a pencil, EVERYONE, then people start saying its an artilery shell so now its an artilery shell. for me,it will always look like a pencil
Well, it might as well be, since she could pretty much scribble any lightly armoured ground vehicles out of existence with no trouble. :D
I always thought it was a pencil too, your not alone my friend
no its a rocket ship
Recon? More like retcon, 'cause HE GOOONE.
i see everyone arguing if it's a pencil or a pen... and I have come to resolve this issue once and for all. So what is it really you ask?
It's actually a jigglypuff seen from above.
Laughed so hard im crying
Whooooshing right here.
What’s the joke?
Wasant expecting THAT reference!
@@alyssasalmon4883 ua-cam.com/video/9WIwFrvAOoE/v-deo.html
I agree
The day my world ended was the day I learnt that wasn't a giant pencil she was holding.
Give this woman a Neotank! Imagine how broken she'd be in AW2 if they had trains like Super Famicom Wars, and I ain't even gonna start on Prototanks...
The best CO theme from Green Earth.
And Yet Still Today, Love This
Green Earth is basically what if the British Navy, the German Air Force, and the French Army combined forces together.
This one is gonna be fun to remake.
..And that's totally a pencil. xD
Wonder how she will be in remake :)
I AM GOING TO SINK THE BATTLESHIPS IN ARTILLERY FIRE!
This co is so awesome!
Really cool theme and character!
I'm preeeetty sure you *WON'T* end your turn listening to this!
This sounds something like straight out of the first Red Alert
i love the typewriter like sound at the beggining
I still haven't made it to Green Earth in the Re-Boot but I'm looking forward in hearing her theme!
Under appreciated monster of a soundtrack.
I always saw the tank shell, but I would've bet it all on her carrying a briefcase
in all this years i never saw full picture of jess, but now that i see it "danm it, was she also holding a fuel tank in the other hand?". 😂😂😂
Ah.. the OG, finally, a worthy theme.
*No moneyman can win my love*
*It's sweetness that I'm thinking of*
*We always hang in a buffalo stance*
*We do the dive everytime we dance*
Oh look it's the pencil girl with a badass theme
hardest slapping track of both 1 amd 2
theres a fan remake of this track on youtube i listen to it all the time
Have to say, this theme song is a really good day to day bonus
As a kid I always saw that tank shell as a huge pencil for some reason
Jess better use that giant pencil for her CO Power animation!
Surprising with that body con lift a artillery shell without effort and a fuel tank with the other hand.
She lifts, bro. Gotta be strong to carry the entire Green Earth nation on your back lmao
this song always made me feel like I was in Total war on this game
For years I have always thought she was carrying a giant pencil XDDDDDD
"Tanks load up!"
*a chilling sound runs across the area"
"Aim!"
*a million motors activate and sends a hum a hundred yards away"
"FIRE"
*The sound of what is a thousand engines roars as you look to see the sky has been lit by the hurdling projectiles, flying right towards you."
'Nope!' Said andy as the projectiles hit his units. He activated Hyper Upgrade, and instantly all his units became fixed. He struck back and destroyed every single last artillery and rockets unit there was.
*Hachi then buys 10 Megatanks*
Quadruple nope:
Rachel runs in, uses cover fire and brings the 10 megatanks which are in a group all to 1 hp and then destroys em with her units.
*Hachi then buys 20 battleships*
*Hachi then buys 100 tacos*
Jess is an amazing Commanding Officer. She is easily the most militaristic person in the game and her ideas when commanding are very poignant.
Touhou is everywhere.
Even in this description....
*All Hail Youkais*
?????
perfect theme for holding a pencil
I don't care what they say, it'll always be a giant pencil and a suitcase for me...
When I hear this I kinda imagine a bad ass Rubik's cube.
Jess theme sound like shes just going back to work with a W.
when i was young really thinks jess have a giant pencil xD
April 21 lessgoo
I get a "Buckethead - Jordan" vibe from the beginning of this theme
Catchiest theme in the game
I vote Jess the most attractive person in Advance Wars Black Hole Rising.
But Nell!
But Sami-!
obviously lash
SONJA!
Andrew Sonja is a child.
Pencil? This was a headphone jack. I miss Co's them so I have to hear it once again from DS to DOR
Eagle was always my favourite but Jess' theme was the best in the game by far imo
Everyone saying they thought the shell was a pencil, but am i the only one who thought the fuel tank was a briefcase?
Just like her power's name and the Touhou song, the JoJo song Overdrive is really good as well.
ROCK ON
Black Hole might have created the Neotank, but Green Earth invented the Megatank that is superior in firepower and armor without any further flaws...
...if you are Jess at least ;)
Jess and Colin both make good use of Megatanks for sure.
The great thing about Jess is she can resupply and add movement to her megatanks, what neutralizes the only two big disadvantages of them (for at least one turn, but one turn usually should be enough), while Colins megatanks still lack on movement and ammo/fuel what might cause some trouble - but anyways, he's Colin. He just doesn't care cause he got money. I prefer Jess anyway.
ComRidleyW How well do you think Jess pairs with Adder as a CO combination?
E4439Qv5 I even used them a few times together in DS. Their two turns with +2 movement (for tanks at least) are pretty powerfull, especially if you consider that Jess refuels them and adds firepower. But I still favour Sensei as tag CO for Jess, because they are good in covering each others weak spot and Sensei is better than Eagle in early game (better mechs/copters + transpot movement), allowing you to switch to Jess later on when you are able to afford some heavier tanks or rockets.
use jake instead of adder. He also adds +2 to MOV and also has a tag break with jess.
For the longest time I thought Jess was carrying a huge pencil around XD
Btw I love Jess definitely a favorite ❤
For years, I thought she was carrying a pencil. Until now.
I always saw her carrying a pencil as well :P
its a tank shell, not a pencil
Anyone that played this game when they were young wouldn't be aware of tank shells and innocently assume it to be a pencil. So, anyone that's played this game long ago would fondly refer to Jess' tank shell as a pencil! :D
when i was younger, i didnt know what in the world it was XD i thought it was some cone shaped package XD
^^^Mountaineer^^^
XD
That's new! Never thought of it like that!
*****
a pencil doesn't need to have a eraser.
*****
oh ok.
I always thought she was carrying a briefcase. I didn't realise it was a jerrycan
Dual Strike took this theme and turned it up to eleven.
Still listening in 2023
That told me Green Earth's tanks are firing pencils
Is that a pencil??!? PogChamp Kappa
you are all wrong guys.
It's a giant thermos bottle.
comically large pencil
I understand that the box is a fuel tank, but I still sometimes think that she has a gigantic explosive pencil. (I know,it's a tank "shell")
Me: *playing War Room against Jess* Jess isn't so bad in AW DS
Jess: *CO Power replenish Mega Tank's Ammo and Fuel*
Me: #@$%!
+Shadow Drifter meh, ammo and fuel are not that bad, but Firepower...
It's something else entirely.
I thought Sturms theme was the best, but dear god was I wrong.
I'll draw that Eagle a helicopter.
Eagles love helicoprs.
the first time I ever saw Rachel Maddow, my first thought was: "...she could be Jess..."