Every Asian on the news
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We hardly see Asians on Australian tv but when we do, they're fobs on the news hahaha
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he seems more *authentic*
PonyGurl You again ?
Come back on UA-cam pls
This dude got his makeup done in a crayon store, no wonder he looks better than the average male.
PonyGurl ur cringey
Tf there are only 6 replies
" I SEE TWO BUSH" 😂😂😁😅 LOL
Amira Mohamed not sure if you get the joke
Liberal Conservatism it’s the guys dick hair
😂😂🍆Hairy :-
fat girl I know but the girl looks too young to understand.
😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
‘Gimme all your money dog’
I say ‘Hey listen cat’
420 likes
@@nwarcissistic make that 421
I'm actually crying and now I've rubbed fucking coconut oil in my eye and it burns lolololol
@@nwarcissistic 1.6k
@@nwarcissistic 1.7
I run: AH CHA AH CHA AH CHA AH CHA AH CHA! lmaooo
It’s fei!!!
heyitsfeiii FEIIII!!
gIRL I DIED
Feeeeeiiiiiii ❤❤❤❤
heyitsfeiii omg i love you!
The butcher is me in 10 years
ello
Hmmm
Father! You're back!?!?!
Can you make a "videos your parents watch on UA-cam " video
yourchonny can u make a video ever week or day
Lol I love how the Asians have understandable English and has subtitles but the white dude is just speaking gibberish and no subs lolll
that’s the joke, the locals speak in bloody australian which sometimes you cannot understand
Its too real🤣
And then everyone understands it 😂😂
Yeah nah yeah yeah nah😂 nah nah yeah mate.
“I MOO DA BUSH”
“HE NAKED”
“I RUN UNDA MY BED AND GO TO SLEEP”
“I SCARED I WORRY I SCARE FOR MY SAFTEY”
Roast Toast 😂
*I RUN, A CHA A CHA A CHA A CHA A CHA A CHA*
I cracked up laughing when he said "I see 2 Bush!"
"AND THEN I MOO THE BUSH MORE"
"HE NOT WEARING PANTS"
" *I SEE TWO BUSH!!* "
LOl
Yes we all watched the same video u didnt have to quote the joke
*"Hey listen cat I don't have any money"*
Take all the Chomps you want, no money here.
Maybe sell a decent chocolate bar and not one popular in the 80s.
Hello brother
I’m not even joking this is exactly what Aussie news is like at times-
So true the portrayals really got me😂😂😂
At times?
The drawn wrinkles hahaha
Tierthree they look so real
Anbrozin might also be dirt
Final Buster no they’re wrinkles
@@massman1216 ok
8 NEWS I CANT-
For people who don’t know, Australia doesnt have a “Channel 8”, but our top two news channels are 9 News and 7 News.
krystelle that’s the joke
krystelle what about channel 10
Ikr, it also took me so long when I was young to realise there was no channel eight and I didn’t know there was a channel 10
Eun-kyung달 lol
and channel abc 24
*Vietnamese words*
Emma c I’m VIET so I enjoy this shit
No o chuong(he's naked).
omlll I understood every single word he said lmfaooo
*Cries in Vietnamese*
I'm Vietnamese american
Florida man:
*Are you challenging me?*
ma boi
lmao i'm an asian man in florida
Crisp Percxan your power is unmatched
"I see two bush!"
“Wryymgaaaabredliiiiiiiyeyeeyeriyeeeeeyeeroiiiyeeeryeeeryeroidernotyeryuknowroideblebleeyeyerpiegeroidegenoiifclnhentaiiiibegoiteyeroiteeendebeairooiii!!!”inspirational words...I felt that.😔😣😢😥
..'Ken Oath.'
1:03 chonny.exe has stopped working
🤣🤣
Im dead😂🤣
This is literally so accurate. Especially how they put subtitles for the Asian people even though they’re more clear than the Aussie next door.
What are you on about? How would they be clearer than a born bred Aussie?
@@FM-dm8xjhave you heard some of these cunts
@@FM-dm8xj To us internationals, almost any other accents are clearer compared to an Aussie accent, sorry mate
@@kisamehoshigaki1519 If your Viet or Chinese I see where your coming from, but you know thats broken af right?i was adressing the first comment as well.
@@FM-dm8xj Yeah I have to agree. To me the US accent is very clear but the Aussie accent (especially the thicker one's) are so hard to understand, with due respect. I even saw vids and skits where even Americans find the Aussie accent hard.
“I just sit here, mind my business, watch korean drama.”
He deserves acting award for asian stereotypes.
"watching Korean drama"
Same honestly
Nature Ariwite Boys over flowers
Nature Ariwite weeb
@@mrsteelyourdadlol6365 weeb??
TYTRACK SHAWOLS!!!! Not Boys Over Flowers, POOR AND RICH
Jesus It seems that people today couldn't differentiate between Weeb and Koreaboo, just like what an alt-left white boy with low self-esteem would say in denial.
"Then I walk, I walk, and I see! The hand. The hand in the bush! I say"
*(Vietnamese words)*
Hahahahha " how can we get robbed 3 times and my wife still survived farrrrk you robber"""" lol👌
Savage 🤣😂
Many people missed the undertone. 😅😁😁
@@archangel7052 the wife was supposed to die 😂😂
Snort baby formula HAHAHAHHAAHAH
Gabriel Lee ayeee speedy
Oh shit your the news stop it
the 5 cent lollies that make your tongue blue, hmmmm :Thinking:
omg speedy gabriel my fav critical ops gamer youtuber ever
hey gabriel where ma c ops videos
The fact that they used a green screen instead of going outside
Edit: ngl i don't remember the context of this comment so idk what @leoeoeoeoe is talking about lmao
@leoeoeoeoe what the fuck?
Just like Fox and CNN lol
Who.. Whoooo robs a milk bar!!?😂
YoSHi Boii maybe they haven't got enough money for a packet of mixed lollies
utube omg!!! You might be on to something
YoSHi Boii what's a...milk bar?
Some Thing do u actually not know what a milk bar is ??? They sell credit lolllies and ice cream for cheap money
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_bar
To this day, his Aussie impersonation in this vid cracks me up so hard 😂
He is Australian
"Listen cat" 😂
Marli Aurisch that’s so hilarious 😂
"GIMME YA MANY DOG"
"hey listen cat, i dont have any ok"
Why the husband hire them 😂
I've been watching you for a couple of years now and I find your videos halirious and entertaining till this day. Much love ~
Kawaii same
I find your spelling of hilarious hilarious
Yeoryios lol don't blame me English isn't my first language. Lmao
really i thought his stuff has been rather shit until this video.. got that old feel to it
Kawaii iii
"I SEE TWO BUSH" killed me lmao
Listen CAT
3:14 I thought the background was real until I saw the knife 🤦♂️
Ikr
How? u can see the green/ whiteish outline on everything
The grandma is such a savage! 😎🤣
3:19 “how can we get robbed 3 times and my wife still survive? Fuck you robbers!” HAHAHAHAHA 💀 shit’s still funny lmaoo
“His head POP OFF!! And oohhh , oh my gosh it what glorious it was GLORIOUS” bro nobody cracks me up like Chonny. It’s been years since he’s been doing skits and since the beginning he’s been one of the greatest on UA-cam.
“Like one hour later I decide...I better call someone, *so I call my friend Ping Ling* “
I laughed my arse off at that one.
"HE NOT WEARING ANY PANTS! NOW I SEE 2 BUSH!!"🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This was so hilarious that I tried stopping myself from laughing so I wouldn’t wake my family up.
The thing I can't stop laughing about when he said " I got robbed tree times and I still can't believe that my wife survived tree times" f***cyou robber lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The robbers were paid actors to kill the wife lol, but they didn't even have knives.
2:23
ahahahahaha "take all the chomps you want"
an aussie classic
up there with paddlepops and curlywurlys
"and TWO BIG BLACK BOYS, holding a BIG KNIFE!"
The way he screams that line lmao
🤣😆😅🇦🇺funny
"yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah roight"
Also dead at the tone of the news reporters voice, spot on 😂
That Aussie tradee impression was perfect lmao 👌
yourchonny, you pulled off the "news speak" perfectly. Absolutely hilarious, liked and subbed.
"I walk downstairs" Its a one story house xD
I legit love this dude. I can’t get enough of it. I wish more people had a sense of humor
Chonny I was watching anime and those pop up ads of those “find your dream Asia girl here” and they were using the thumbnail of”Exploring Melbourne” and “I am dating a gold digger” keep Dalena safe my friend
WIKI Wikipedia oh shit
Sure you were watching anime 😏
I saw those while watching a movie haha
Michelle Xie actually the anime sites ads be some very sexual stuff
@yourchonny we have to let him see this
0:39 I'm Vietnamese and when he said this I laughed so hard 😂😂
8 news LOL
Hacked By me IM CRYING
0:50
“AAH
A DEAD MAN
NOO!”
is Tom still in a wig
"IT WAS GORE-RIOUS, GORE-RIOUS!"
My version
“WAIT I NEED TO DE GO TO BUSH”
*Pees
“OK I READY”
I NOT DO DE CRIME
“I move the bush then I see *TWO BUSH* “
*casually starts car*
3:34 G-Dragon’s grandmother?
Stuart Lee lol.😂
His grandma looks like that?
This guy got his makeup in a crayon store.
And i gotta say, its damn good
this dude needs his own show omg
"My husband snore like a airplane" lol me
At least his latest upload isn’t about Fortnite
That grandma with the pump shotgun knocking a guy down has to be a fortnite reference
Hahahah
@@zosqi but his leg exploded
@@edwinlee750 Which is something that obviously doesn't happen in Fortnite because of children
@@zosqi facts
“I move the bush more, he’s not wearing pants, he naked! I SEE TWO BUSH!” *screams*
Chonny getting more muscular
2:49 the husband of milk bar
so this thing got a husband now or something😂
The way to prove that you are actually an Australian is if you actually understand what the tradie is saying in the interview 😂😂😂
_I go home, I go sleep, I forget_
I just laughed so hard when the subtitles was able to or tried to translate what the tradie was mumbling 😂
5:08 "You snooze, you lose. You stop spending avocado and more time sit in cold" Old Chinese Man quote 2018. Lol.
“I see two bush” killed me
His head popped off it was glorious it was glorious 😂😂😂😂😂
You are the funniest!
I've never been this early to one of you're videos :D
Thanks for making us laugh throughout all these years.
Dad: Did you watch the news?
Me:
The thumbnail looks like it could legitimately be an actual news segment.
It wasn't? !?!?!
That tradie speaks a dialect of Australian only a select few Aussies have mastered.
“So I pushed the bush more he nakedand I see two bush”......lol😂😂 I almost died at this part😂😘😘
Maybe I should call someone... Do I called my friend Pingling 😂😂
Can't believe I live near this guy in the local suburbs. (I recognise the scenery in every vid xP) Chonny, you're my go to UA-camr who makes me laugh effortlessly. You're an amazing guy and you deserve all the recognition you get!
Love, your fans!
"I SEE TWO BUSH" THAT HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD
I didn't get w
@@bloodynoses9693 pubes(3yrs later, I know LOL)
i missed these videos omg THANK YOU CHONNY!!!
“I SEE TWO BUSH!”
*Dead*
"He not wear pants, I SEE TWO BUSH"
Me rewatching all the Chonny videos isolating with corona
xD lol "move to another country"
*laughs* "what no-"
😂
" I see two bush!" 😂🤣
I found it hilarious how there's subtitles for the Vietnamese guy but not the Aussie guy because I couldn't understand SHIT 😂😂😂
"I see, a dead man. [screams] A dead man. No!"
how simplistic the subtitles are
0:55 I lost it XD
2:06 : me: just minding my own business and watching k drama y’know ??
The baby formula, is not for the baby, we snort that shit man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ur killing me
I swear I thought this video came out a month ago. Time flies so quick.
"give me yo money dawg" i said "hey listen cat.."
"Bitch gimmie mani gimmie ur mani dog"
"I say listen cat" 😂😂😂😂
2:17
2:00 the shop at the far back is where my dad buys Sunday morning breakfast, this is now holy chonny ground 🧖♂️🙏
"I see two bush"
When I first watched this about a few months ago I didn't understand this for some reason. But I finally got it. 😂
You should of made a joke about the commonwealth bank because it was fking scary as shit
1:20 ok, uh huh, I completely agree
Hold everything... Chonny uploaded
I have never heard a Australian Asian other then The Anime Man.
That aussie is my life in a nutshell
This is the first mychonny video I’ve watched in 5 years and he’s still as hilarious and engaging as ever!!!🤣
Edit: subbed for life lol😆
"I see two bush"
IM DEAD
It's truly amazing how all the actors look the same!
They must be relatives
MI VY Yeah, good thinking!