You know what's sad about this? Since Jason is effectively immortal, he'd actually be able to serve this entire sentence...and the feds would have no choice but to let him go and hope and pray he doesn't kill again. XD
I think government will just give him a death sentence because he's too dangerous. But yeah, idea of him giving fines and killing everyone in the prison for ages is fun
14:41 Fun fact: You can see kane hodder on the right side, Who played 2 roles in jason goes to hell first as jason and as a guard So technically, he killed himself🤔
Question 1: who is that crazy to put that man in prison Question 2: who is keeping him the there to serve his sentence Question 3: how much are they paying the guards to watch over him
They would never lock him up in real life & if they actually did , it would be in a concrete slab cell 10 feet thick with steel slabs in between that are literally 4 feet thick on every single side of his square shaped cell & he definitely would never be able to leave that cell for anything regardless of what it is !!!!! Not for court ,not for visits , not for comissary , not for rec , not even to see a nurse if he's dying or to make a monthly phone call !!!!! I don't see any other possible way for him to stay imprisoned otherwise !!! He's literally the definition of , throw & lock away & toss the damn key 😂
@@The_Ferzanderlerp Saul: and my poor client witnessed the brutal murder of his own mom he was clearly under immense stress and grief coupled with my clients mental disabilities I believe a lightened sentence is in order
Jason is the most efficient killer in cinema history. His first on screen kill was Alice, the person responsible for killing his mother, whereas Michael Myers in the original canon took over 20 years to kill Laurie Strode and even worse in the current Halloween- he failed at it!
You should do the following Saw characters, John Kramer, Amanda Young, Mark Hoffman, Lawrence Gordon, Logan Nelson and William Emmerson all were the Jigsaw Killer and were disciples of The original Jigsaw Killer/John Kramer…
if you didn't know, the difference between 1st and 2nd degree murder is that 1st degree murder is murder that was pre-mediated and 2nd degree murder is murder that wasn't pre-mediated
When it went from 42 to 282 in an instant I laughed so hard I forgot I had suicidal depression..even for a minute it feels good to laugh over crying myself to sleep for a change 😂😂😭😭
@@davidfarley3023 yo man you good? Y'know things will get better right? You might wanna keep going, then you can say you beat life and won. I hope you stay change your mind. It will get better.
you should do this, but instead the crimes of every other character in the franchise(IE: underage drinking, aiding and abetting, littering, burglary, criminal mischief). might be interesting although i'm sure Dr. Cruz or the professor from jason x would be the worst
Most of his burglaries would be home invasions due to the violence not just simple burglaries so he would be facing even more time and fines not to mention. All the stalking he wasn’t charged with and all the minors he took out would of been a steeper charge
In Halloween Ends Michael Myers was very weak!!!! Michael Myers had lost against an old Lady named Laurie Strode!!! Michael Myers blood to Death and was shreddered to Meat!!!! Jason Voorhees NEVER really died, because Jason Voorhees is immortal!!! In Jason versus Freddy Jason Voorhees cuts off Freddy Krügers Head!!!! So if there is a Movie Jason versus Michael Jason Voorhees would win by 100%!!!❤🎉
The only ways he could serve all that time is by either keeping him heavily sedated like Freddy did to him or by freezing him. Maybe in 100 years, we can build a few Terminators to watch over him. Beyond that, this dude is unstoppable.
The closest thing to Jason being imprisoned for his crimes at the beginning of Jason X when he is in chains at a military base. Jason would probably be mentally unfit to stand trial.
13:03 actually it was reenie the 8th final girl of the series that actually did the crash since she has alot of hullucinations of young jason so she deserves felony.....now that i'm thinking tommy jarvis should deserved some charges in part 4-6 (some fan films)
The thought of Jason having to pay a fine for his crimes is just hilarious to me
Right? Dude never had a job and his only property he inherited from his Mom. Hes pretty much a zombie incel.
Wtf I just said the same thing hahaha
Hey I'm kinda confused isn't incel to describe a person that hates women
i mean, jason literally slaughters mindless sex crazed women 24/7
i wouldnt doubt him hating them
@@SpaghettiMoustacheYeah I think he meant to use a different word that sounds like it.
You know what's sad about this?
Since Jason is effectively immortal, he'd actually be able to serve this entire sentence...and the feds would have no choice but to let him go and hope and pray he doesn't kill again. XD
Like that’s ever gonna happen
@@MechZillaEditz yuh, in reality the feds would never let him be free ever again
I think government will just give him a death sentence because he's too dangerous.
But yeah, idea of him giving fines and killing everyone in the prison for ages is fun
Jason is broken villain i think
If people accept him, his life will change because we know why he became a killer but if we are accepted
@@howtoberunthischaracter7449he is an undead monster wtf are u saying 😂
Imagine going to prison and the guard says, "You'll like your cellmate."
Bro, I would love and hate to hear that, but if you see jason in there, boy oh boy, you are not gonna survive 3 hours in there 💀
im fairly certain he would kill you as soon as the door was locked@@OliviaSing-q7e
@@tomcharlton586 fair enough. But he might just snap your neck as soon as your foot gets through the door💀
@@OliviaSing-q7enot even a minute 😂
@@yando4x no way are surviving that dude. Especially if your locked in a room with him. 💀
The funniest part is that Jason could live that entire sentence I mean he has more than 21 lives
Jason can regenerate most of his body. But i doubt hes completely unable to age
@@xulnad I don't know can a zombie even age
@@andrewstovall2139 Fair point. I dont think i can argue with that
@@xulnadPretty sure they can decay though.
@@xulnad Hes a zombie.... he cant age.
The idea of Jason paying a fine is so funny to me lol
Jason voorhees now has the most life sentences, wow thats a ultimate record
wow jason voorhees even more dangerous, not even godzilla can beat that
I don't know if you've seen the Thanos video but that dude got 5 trillion life sentences
@@kevinmcfarlane2545watching that next
Chucky was worse asf
Vladimir makarov has more life sentences then jason
And this is why Jason Voorhees is Still the Slasher KING!! He did all that in ONE Continuity! Eat your heart out Mikey!!
not only that, he also beat godzilla to
@@arifazfarsyarazi2666 Puts in him league with Thanos and Darth Vader!
@@the_flyattractor8656 I mean you can do a lot when you are a supernatural zombie with super strength.
@@atomic747 That and not limiting yourself to just Slashing on One day out of the year.
@@the_flyattractor8656 Don't forget Freddy, Jason whooped his ass.
It was the criminal mischief at 5:50 that did it for me 😂
HES KILLING ME HES KIIOLGRWVVRBETG
13:23 I wouldn't consider this burglary since this is a public restaurant. Although I WOULD consider it destruction of property.
He broke through the door, so it probably should be breaking and entering
If they ever make another Friday the 13th, I want to see Jason in a courtroom.
Then Jason Better Call Saul.
Not even Saul can defend him 😭
@@calicobagels Saul will come up with something.
He definitely will
I love how the skull count resets after a new Friday the 13th film is shown.
14:41
Fun fact:
You can see kane hodder on the right side, Who played 2 roles in jason goes to hell
first as jason and as a guard
So technically, he killed himself🤔
Add suicide to crimes lol
Question 1: who is that crazy to put that man in prison
Question 2: who is keeping him the there to serve his sentence
Question 3: how much are they paying the guards to watch over him
Lol clearly not enough
Answer 1: A fucking idiot who wants Jason's immortality.
Answer 2: Absolutely nothing.
Answer 3: Nowhere near enough.
They would never lock him up in real life & if they actually did , it would be in a concrete slab cell 10 feet thick with steel slabs in between that are literally 4 feet thick on every single side of his square shaped cell & he definitely would never be able to leave that cell for anything regardless of what it is !!!!! Not for court ,not for visits , not for comissary , not for rec , not even to see a nurse if he's dying or to make a monthly phone call !!!!! I don't see any other possible way for him to stay imprisoned otherwise !!! He's literally the definition of , throw & lock away & toss the damn key 😂
@@maralinekozial9131 What if he can teleport? Because, in Friday the 13th: The Game, he can teleport anywhere he wants.
@@maralinekozial9131 bro they have to make the same containment as SCP 106 and maybe stronger
In freddy vs Jason there was a dream sequence where Jason actually stood trial for all of his murder over the years and Freddy was the judge
The Highest Bodycount of any movie serial killer
Idk Jeepers Creepers was up there too
Michael actually became higher than Jason now
@@dra32411 but they're saying there's going to be a new Friday movie so he may overtake him.
@@dra32411Yeah but didnt Jason destroy an entire space station?
@@nateriver1272 not only that, he also killed his supernatural enemies like freddy kruger
Saul bringing it down to 6 months and paroll
💀
Saul: your honor my client was simply defending his home from intruders who were being perverted and having cotis on his property
@@shadowslayer2929Fuckin Genius💀
@@The_Ferzanderlerp Saul: and my poor client witnessed the brutal murder of his own mom he was clearly under immense stress and grief coupled with my clients mental disabilities I believe a lightened sentence is in order
@@The_Ferzanderlerp Judge: alright I sentence him to house arrest
16:18 defently the scariest jumpscare ever ngl😂
2:07 the cut off killed me 😭💀
Criminals: *yelling at the guards to get them out*
Jason:....
Criminals:....
Inmate: fuck...
Jason is the most efficient killer in cinema history. His first on screen kill was Alice, the person responsible for killing his mother, whereas Michael Myers in the original canon took over 20 years to kill Laurie Strode and even worse in the current Halloween- he failed at it!
12:25 Such a good deed by Jason 😊, helped this lady from getting abused😃
Jason Got To Be The Most Ruthless Killer Of Aw Time He Ain't To Be Fucked Wit He Was Brutal He Don't Give 2 Fucks About Nothing
Ever hear about art the clown? Art is 30x qorse than jadon
True, but in terms of sheer body count, Micheal Myers outranks both of them @thewhitehornet2274
Is you high?
@@what_4836s I wish I was personally
@@thewhitehornet2274 Never Heard Of That
My guy could even outlive the government that puts him inside.
If William "D-FENS" Foster was charged for his crimes.
Thank you, I was waiting for it!
If Thomas Shelby was charged for his crimes
Who tf is Thomas shelby
@@Emun610 Guy from Peaky Blinders
@galloneye64 oh ok
@@Emun610bros living under a rock
@@TheJarsssfr.
If Gumball was charged for his crimes.That would be interesting.
Underage drinking. In the show and real life XD
@LowSBlow Lil reference to him getting into beef with someone that's named after something you have when you go to sleep.
Jason Voorhees is such a cold character
If Dexter Morgan was charged for his crimes
You should do the following Saw characters, John Kramer, Amanda Young, Mark Hoffman, Lawrence Gordon, Logan Nelson and William Emmerson all were the Jigsaw Killer and were disciples of The original Jigsaw Killer/John Kramer…
And videogames charaters
If Jack Reacher was charged for his crimes(Season 1 & 2)
Jason serving more years then we have on this planet 😭💀
If Brian O’Conner was charged for their crimes
if you didn't know, the difference between 1st and 2nd degree murder is that 1st degree murder is murder that was pre-mediated and 2nd degree murder is murder that wasn't pre-mediated
thank you so much for doing my idea request!!!!
If Simon phoenix from Demolition Man was charged for his crimes(only 2032 scenes).
Oooo that’s a good one!
Multiple credits fine thats all.
If Phoenix wright ace attorney villans were charged for his crimes
Imagine the disbarments!
The vine boom sound for each of his crimes and Jason throwing people (or himself) through a window every other scene is hysterical to me XD😂😂😂
Next: If Michael Myers from Halloween Kill was charged for his crimes
It's done before
Create a video: any devil may cry character was committed to his crimes
20k murders? Killing on it!
The crimes that aren't violent got me crying 😂😂😂😂. Criminal mischief and paying fines😂😂😂
10:45 he looks so confused lol
criminal mischief adds so much comedy to this
When it went from 42 to 282 in an instant I laughed so hard I forgot I had suicidal depression..even for a minute it feels good to laugh over crying myself to sleep for a change 😂😂😭😭
yeah... you better don't take your own life
@@sorkinquinzel eventually..when the time is right I will ..just can’t deal with the pain anymore
@@davidfarley3023 yo man you good? Y'know things will get better right? You might wanna keep going, then you can say you beat life and won. I hope you stay change your mind. It will get better.
@@Retarr7 I appreciate it ..but you don’t even know even a little about what I’m dealing with…
@@davidfarley3023 I could, I've been through horrible things, I could give u tips or possibly help, I'd be willing 2
Thank you, James A. Janisse and your team for keeping tabs like this
21 life sentences +3734.5years In prison +$100,000,174,000 fine
If you haven't done his mom's crimes from the first movie, you really should. She started the franchise, after all.
Funny thing is, he can do that time.
5:23 idk why this had me laugh so hard
Next: Knuckles from Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022) & Knuckles (2024).
Every villains reacts to these videos, until own thoughts act like Brian Griffin who smoke and drinks.
BRILLANT, just BRILLANT!!! VERY nice work. Many thanks!!!❤❤❤
This is the most outrageously hilarious concept involving Jason Voorhees.😅
The scene where Jason tries to take over a baby was genuinely shocking, I didn’t expect him to even want to do that
you should do this, but instead the crimes of every other character in the franchise(IE: underage drinking, aiding and abetting, littering, burglary, criminal mischief). might be interesting although i'm sure Dr. Cruz or the professor from jason x would be the worst
Most of his burglaries would be home invasions due to the violence not just simple burglaries so he would be facing even more time and fines not to mention. All the stalking he wasn’t charged with and all the minors he took out would of been a steeper charge
until dawn characters charged for their crimes
I don’t know what I was expecting, but this format is so funny 😂
Question - How is Any Judge going to "Sentence" Jason while they, themselves, are being slaughtered in their own courtroom??
Just Sayin' ....
Should’ve added, attempted kidnapping of Tommy
Friendly neighborhood serial killer had me dying
3:53 I think it should’ve been counted as two because she was pregnant, but I could be wrong.
Double kill
@@xulnad💀
@@xulnadmore like one and a half
This was terrifying even if its censored...i am now traumatized
Who wins in a 1v1 - Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees?
In Halloween Ends Michael Myers was very weak!!!! Michael Myers had lost against an old Lady named Laurie Strode!!! Michael Myers blood to Death and was shreddered to Meat!!!! Jason Voorhees NEVER really died, because Jason Voorhees is immortal!!! In Jason versus Freddy Jason Voorhees cuts off Freddy Krügers Head!!!! So if there is a Movie Jason versus Michael Jason Voorhees would win by 100%!!!❤🎉
Jason has a machete so no brainer obvs
Jason Wins, Eazy.
Stronger, Faster, ALOt More durable.
Jason Voorhees of course. He's got a superhuman physique, he can regenerate, he's immortal, he doesn't tire and he never has truly died in anyway.
we seen in death battle and Jason Voorhees just annhilated that michael into dust
and who exactly is gonna take him to prison?
Imagine being the jury and then you just hear "sh sh sh sh sh hah hah hah hah hah hah" as Jason is escorted in by cops.
13:24 "welcome to new york" as Jason bursts through the wall
At this point Jason is a one man Earth Defense Force against any aliens that may stupidly invade. He's our own homegrown Lovecraftian entity.
Next up Michael Myers
pretty sure theres already a Michael myers lol
@@ClockSolver ye there id
@@ClockSolver is I meant
Jason has better aim than 90% of movie cops.
Bro really said, “Equal rights, equal fights! UNO Reverse NO MERCY!!!!”😅😅😅😅😅
I’ve waited a long time for this
The only ways he could serve all that time is by either keeping him heavily sedated like Freddy did to him or by freezing him. Maybe in 100 years, we can build a few Terminators to watch over him. Beyond that, this dude is unstoppable.
12:34 love that Damn meme.
Almost 4000 years in prison might be a lot but what Jason is really worried about is that damm fine
I love the periodic 'Theft' or 'Criminal Mischief' or 'Invasion of Privacy' that pops up. Hilarious
If Chucky Was Facing Charges Of His Crimes In Movies
And what if candyman was charged for his crimes?
9:09 thats the funniest one in my opinion hahahahha
The way bro just got up and was like where am I 10:46
I am subscribed to your channel now,please do if freddy krueger was charged for his crimes
Evidence:a nightmare on elm street (1984-2003)
Finally thank you
Jason can invoke the insanity plea, so He won’t be charged for any of these crimes!!!
The closest thing to Jason being imprisoned for his crimes at the beginning of Jason X when he is in chains at a military base. Jason would probably be mentally unfit to stand trial.
Can you do roy burns from Friday the 13th part V?
We totally need a Freddy Kruger one!!! Please and thank you 😊
10:03 the damn cutoff 😭💀
Most funniest video about Jason yet
Jason could live that entire sentence
3:47 Godzilla was in this movie in a book!? In part 3!?
That’s what I was about to say!
No way
13:03 actually it was reenie the 8th final girl of the series that actually did the crash since she has alot of hullucinations of young jason so she deserves felony.....now that i'm thinking tommy jarvis should deserved some charges in part 4-6 (some fan films)
Plea deal will get him out. "If the mask don't fit,you must acquit!"😃
I feel like you should have also counted the property damage, windows, doors, electrical boxes, that’s definitely gotta count towards something yea?
20k life sentences and no death sentence.
18:12- some funny shit😂😂
I dreamed about Jason he was in my house but I escaped without any injuries.
Nah I think Paramount made so much money of him that Jason doesn’t need to go to jail. They will just buy the court😂😂😂
Jason charged with invasion of privacy and kidnapping LMFAO 🤣🤣
He definitely has the highest body count that's at least twice as all the other famous horror movie boogiemen , that's without a doubt!!!!
If Jimmy Hopkins was charged for his crimes,that would be awesome
From Bully?
@@MichaelInsightfulYes