The fact they're making omelets. And even better, there's a broken egg on the counter and it doesn't bother Armstrong since "You can't fret over every egg" is just so good.
Such a wholesome cooking game. Raiden and Armstrong won the big tournament against all odds, and they were able to do it because of all that they had learned from each other. lessons about teamwork and friendship, sometimes putting your own ego aside for your buddy. When they held up the trophy together, I shed a manly tear.
"No Jack, you don't get it... I am quite literally making the mother of all omelettes!" "Then why did you destroy this base?!" *"SON DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO GET EGGS OUT HERE?!?*
I love how goofy the picture is while also being a call back to when Armstrong said, "Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack. Can't fret over every egg!"
@@carlacaribe They are kindred spirits in opposition. They both want the same thing, but have conflicting ideologies about how to get it. Their battle to the death was ultimately about deciding which method to use going forward, which Armstrong realized in his last moments before naming Raiden his successor. In the context of the image, this is strange considering Raiden and Armstrong appear to be cooking together, when a more accurate analogy would be that they were rival chefs both competing in different ways to create the same ideal dish.
“How’s it coming along Jack?” “Great I’ve separated 16 eggs from their shells.” “Cartons, I need you to up that speed to 16 cartons. We’re making the mother of all omelettes here Jack. Can’t fret over every shell.” “Your insane!”
"let me show you" *senator cooks 16 cartons of eggs in 14 seconds" "WHY WONT YOU SLOW DOWN?!" "Nanomachines son, they move your body in response of someone fretting over every egg!"
@@AU_Playerkinda late, but fun fact. Nanomachines don't only harden in response to trauma. From multiple codecs we learn the following: Nanomachines can bend at will, and can freely reform their shapes. This means that, in theory, armstrong was capable of SO MUCH MORE powers, yet he chose his strenght. He could easily bend his arms to reach raiden, make more strategies, or even better dodging. This is for all those who think that armstrong is a false politician like any other due to him coincidentally being artificially powerful, while in his world you need to be strong to succeed. If he really was a false politician, he wouldn't stick to his ideals so much. Instead, he just shows one of his nanomachines strenghts. Goes to show how much detail there is in-game.
@@orangesilver8 @Bruhnux Ya At around 2:40 there's a shortened intro 'glued' thogether right where the original song ends, and on 3:27 the chorus loops back again for the second time. That's all :p
Imagine if Armstrong's only goal was making the best omelette. Like you play through this entire game and fight difficult bosses and get the deck beat out of you, only for him to tell you all he wants to do is make the mother of all omelettes and proceeds to return to *the ball* that had a hidden stove.
This takes place in an alternate reality where Armstrong actually wanted to make America great again and made the weak strong enough to be with the strongest. Him and Raiden just chill in his house. Sam is there too.
@@thebigcheese6331 kev reviewed the footage and identified Armstrong as the one behind the whole operation so technically Raiden already knew before he and Sam fought on the way to Solis
Welcome to Armstrong's Kitchen! Today we're *MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES!* No need to fret over every egg! Raiden: Not when you're purging the wheat, right? What do you know about the wheat? You weren't poor! You were never hungry! You don't know what it's like to hunt, and skewer, and grill just to survive!
Cut to studio audience clapping but the audience is all the characters including the unmanned weapons and the Metal Gear Ray which is looking into the studio through an exterior window.
@@alface935 Nah, nah. Sam is struggling to choose the right knife to cut the meat because he doesn't want to deny his knives their true purpose (THERE WILL BE BLOOD!) Sundowner is in a man-sized high chair, playing with his spaghetti using his bare hands because he's in touch with his inner child.
"ARMSTRONG!! I said my Spatula was a Tool against malice! Not used in Anger, not used for vegetables... Now, Now I'm not so sure, and besides... This. Isn't my Spatula."
Even if I can't hear the difference, I still am proud and confident to know that this is the most american song to be used in cooking shows and politics.
"I have a dream, that one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN diets. A nation of PASSION, not brands, ruled by TASTE, not consistency. Where the recipe changes to suit the individual, not the other way around."
Chef Armstrong: "Well done, Jack..." Knife Wolf: "Medium rare." Raiden: "Your kitchen burns with you." Chef Armstrong: "Maybe not... You've guaranteed the stoves will stay on, for a while longer at least... Restaurants... Will continue as an institution. As an industry. Cooks will serve customers they don't understand, managers they don't believe in... But at least I'll leave a worthy head chef... You, Jack. You carve your own meat, use whatever vegetables you see fit... You don't let prepackaged bullshit get in the way. And if it costs a few failed diners? So be it... Deep inside we're... kindred eggs... Scrambled... and sunny side..." *EDIT:* Added this reply later. Also putting it here so it doesn't get lost. George: Dis aboutta crazy wild, nah? Fore me see that cook, mi neva think a bin dis kinda taste. Sunny Sideup: Yeah... George: Huh? Sunny Sideup: He fed me, too, you know... saved my life. I owe him everything. To some people, he'll always be Jack the Roaster. I know all about his past... He had it rough, and he gave a lot of people food poisoning. George: Hmm. Sunny Sideup: But that's not the Raiden I know. The Raiden I know... is a Master Chef. .... .... Raiden: And how's business? Borris: Oh, good, good. Herr Saussier's research and kitchen staffing service certainly help. Raiden: I hear the FDA's looking for a lobbyist. Borris: Well, you cost them a lot eateries, da? Not to mention frying their funding. Literally! The Commis-taking program is finished, but the larger culinary school is not, I'm afraid. Eh someone will train them. Chef's are in demand once again. Raiden: Yeah... Serving customers they don't understand, managers they don't believe in... Borris: Beg pardon? Raiden: No, nothing. Borris: Hm. So... Your mind is made? You will not come back? Raiden: Sorry Borris. Borris: I understand. But then... what will you do? Raiden: I've got my own omelette to make.
@@SorryForTheComment333 You're telling me a fandom where fans make full blown sculpts of these two madlads won't cook up some comics along the way? Nah, fam
@Armstrong Gaming And I am absolutely down for an absolute masterpiece of an artwork in those panels followed immediately by a scuffed-af panel where you barely recognise them.
"WE'RE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETS JACK!" "What about this egg, you dropped it on the countertop..." * *Armstrong pushes up his glasses* * * *devious grin* *
I think they cut off the long instrumental part and repeated the "standing here" chorus one more time compared to the original (but apart from that, it's basically the same song)
@@Tigershark_3082 Unfortunately critiques of the restaurant are filled with wasting eggs, in response to them Armstrong replied with : "Making the mother of all omelettes, can't fret over every egg"
As the Senator effortlessly slides the eggs onto the plate, Raiden drops the spatula he was holding in surprise. *"Why won't you PRY?"* "Haha, *NONSTICK PANS, SON!"*
I just realized how amazing this picture is - “making the mother of all omelettes.” Pretty sure that broken egg on the counter is also a reference to the “can’t fret over every egg” line.
Cooking here, I realize, You were just like me, Trying to bake a pastry, But Ramsay's to judge, The right from wrong, When our apron's are down, I think we'll both agree, That cooking breeds cooking, But in the end It has to bake this way! I followed a list, You wrote on your wrist, But maybe we're both the same, The plate has turned, Meals have burned, But nobody is to blame Yet staring across this cluttered kitchen land, I feel new food will be made, Beneath the crumb stained sand! Beneath the crumb stained sand!
In this scenario sundowner is probably the Taste-Tester if you know what i mean. Like: "Mhhh yes this is quite the good omelette, but have you guys gave salt a chance? I mean, the taste is lacking...
@@johntaco861 well that's the funny part. The original quote of "Kids are cruel Jack. And I'm very in touch with my inner child. " still works. Because if a kid doesn't like your food they'll let you know.
Good ending: Raiden and Armstrong came to an agreement that both were too radical with their ideas, and made a compromise. They started an omelette business inspired by one of Armstrong’s jokes.
I now demand a podcast where Armstrong and Raiden cook and throw increasingly political and philosophically charged insults at each other the whole time
Armstrong "thank you for telling me that I was bat-shit insane. I needed to hear that. You are a good friend for telling me that uncomfortable truth" Raiden: "you'd have done the same for me"
"I was wrong, you're not basic.. YOU'RE FUCKING TASTELESS!" "Don't cook with THIS chef" "This meals bad, rotten to the core. Only thing we can do it throw it away and start again" "I saw my knife as a tool of precision. Not just for cutting, or diceing, but now I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my knife"
Guilty as charged. Hated on it for no reason when it came out, other than because GameInformer had a GameInfarcer section where they compared it to Fruit Ninja. Used that as the basis for that for a while (I was like 14 or 15?). Fast forward like 2 years after that in like 2015 and I was having a fucking blast with this game, legit loved it. Really stupid that I hopped on that bandwagon, Raiden's poggers.
Featuring characters from all the games they’ve made. All I can say is, it wouldn’t be Nier x Metal Gear x Bayonetta crossover we wanted, but it would be the one we need right now.
Wowsers, that was genuinely bad, excellent work! Truly, radio mixes of songs are "war as a business", used just to gain, not for a real goal. This is powerful. Love, and, Peace!
"WHY WON'T IT STICK?!"
"Non-stick pan SON!"
YOU WIN
non-stick pan is technically a nano technology
Armstrong: "It's uses teflon to in response to adhesion. You can clean this, Jack!"
Raiden: *annoyed dishwashing grunts*
@@oldcowbb Nano-coating son!
@@PlebNC I laughed way too hard at thia
"My sword is a tool of justice, not used in anger or vengeance but now I'm not so sure. And besides... this is a fucking spatula."
The entirety of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance but Jetstream Sam fights with a spatula
LETS COOK!!!
"this isn't my spatula" is fire, absolute SpongeBob moment
No......
*its a fucking mistake.*
*pulls out DOUBLE spatula*
"I can crack the egg in two, with my bare hands!"
(Raiden drops an egg)
“Ah shit”
“Eh, we’re making the mother of all omelets son, no need to fret over every egg”
@@Banan_Man_ It’s literally dialogue in the game
Wholesome male bonding moment
yes
Ah shit, here we go again
@@throwbackblackcat Armstrong seems like he would be that cool dad that let's you stay up an hour longer on the game before bed
That thumbnail is subtly genius. Armstrong is literally making the mother of all omelettes, and Raiden is fretting over every egg.
Edit: Sir.
Dr. Bright, you are not allowed to interact with the outside population since incident 69a420b
Sir
Sir
Sir
Sir
The fact they're making omelets. And even better, there's a broken egg on the counter and it doesn't bother Armstrong since "You can't fret over every egg" is just so good.
Bruh
The attention to detail man
@@nectaliusx frrr
"Making the mother of all omelets here Jack can't fret over every egg"
E
"Now, we'll put hot sauce in it."
"I changed my mind, Senator."
"You're not crazy."
"You're batshit insane!"
*"Wha-"*
Senator gets slapped
"Use hotsauce? Thats a load of bullshit! If this kitchen's gone downhill, then you're just another horrible cook in it!"
@@totallynotxia CAUSE VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE!!!!
lmao
@@totallynotxia "heh....the truth then....I do need hotsauce.AND marmalade.wanna know why?"
"I HAVE A DREAM!"
@@bolmobelo "That one day, every chef in this nation will be able to cook their own food, following their own recipes. A world of true chefs damn it!"
"I was a chef, you know."
"Probably at some cushy culinary school."
"Try Hell's Kitchen, would've won too, if hadn't become a politician."
"I'm not like those puff pastry chefs. I could make Gordon Ramsey lick his plate with my bare hands!"
@@kenneth2shu935 "What's your source for that recipe?"
"My source was *I MADE IT THE FUCK UP!*"
@@kenneth2shu935 damn you HAHAH LAMO
"Couldve gone pro if I didn't salt the gravy."
"don't cock with this senator
Such a wholesome cooking game. Raiden and Armstrong won the big tournament against all odds, and they were able to do it because of all that they had learned from each other. lessons about teamwork and friendship, sometimes putting your own ego aside for your buddy.
When they held up the trophy together, I shed a manly tear.
Umm... i mean Riden is cannonically great making salads from ,,unusual" ingredients
@@filipaleksiekczuk3712 of course it's cannon! This is a cooking game where Raiden and Armstrong overcome their differences to win the big tournament.
I was about to suggest someone should clean up that egg that's been spilled near the bowl, but I suppose you can't worry about them all, can you
May as well clean it up before we get a bug infestation.
Lol its Raiden's fault, as you can se him scratching his head like "sheeet"
@Armstrong Gaming holy shit
They're making the mother of all omelettes here, Verminator4. Can't fret over every egg.
@@AllanElMelon1043 He's really fretting over the egg
Good ending, this is what would've happened in Jack hadn't called Armstrong "batshit insane".
Bad ending to the civlians in the USA, they are considered the "weak"
@@inactivechannel6227 That's a quick way to tell me you didn't understand Armstrong's motivations and goals
@@agentdash8999 he wanted to bake America egg again
making the mother of all omelettes here, jack. can't fred over every egg.
making the mother of all omelettes here, jack. can't fred over every egg.
So he was being literal when he said "Making the mother of all omelettes here Jack. Can't fret over every egg."
That’s how you pilot the metal gear. By making omelettes.
This lore rattles my bones
"No Jack, you don't get it... I am quite literally making the mother of all omelettes!"
"Then why did you destroy this base?!"
*"SON DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO GET EGGS OUT HERE?!?*
armstrongs gotta get his protein
,,Muscles, son! It hardens in response to physical trauma!"
I love how goofy the picture is while also being a call back to when Armstrong said, "Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack. Can't fret over every egg!"
Raiden and Armstrong really vibing to their theme while baking
Absolute Gigachads
U are correct
Making the mother of all omelettes!
Can't fret over every egg!
This dude really called making an omelet baking
@@jaredf.6532 I was basing it off of Armstrong's apron saying "bake America egg again"
"Stand proud Sukuna. You can't fret over every egg"
-the Strongest Cook, Armstrong.
There's something equally wholesome yet uncanny about this image when you know the context between Raiden and Armstrong.
Well, they ain't so different
@@youraverageenclavesoldier I think they're both kindred spirits.
Idk it makes more sense to me
@@carlacaribe They are kindred spirits in opposition. They both want the same thing, but have conflicting ideologies about how to get it. Their battle to the death was ultimately about deciding which method to use going forward, which Armstrong realized in his last moments before naming Raiden his successor.
In the context of the image, this is strange considering Raiden and Armstrong appear to be cooking together, when a more accurate analogy would be that they were rival chefs both competing in different ways to create the same ideal dish.
@@Crow_Rising that sounding like snowpeircer ending
“How’s it coming along Jack?”
“Great I’ve separated 16 eggs from their shells.”
“Cartons, I need you to up that speed to 16 cartons. We’re making the mother of all omelettes here Jack. Can’t fret over every shell.”
“Your insane!”
"let me show you"
*senator cooks 16 cartons of eggs in 14 seconds"
"WHY WONT YOU SLOW DOWN?!"
"Nanomachines son, they move your body in response of someone fretting over every egg!"
@@AU_Playerkinda late, but fun fact. Nanomachines don't only harden in response to trauma. From multiple codecs we learn the following:
Nanomachines can bend at will, and can freely reform their shapes.
This means that, in theory, armstrong was capable of SO MUCH MORE powers, yet he chose his strenght. He could easily bend his arms to reach raiden, make more strategies, or even better dodging. This is for all those who think that armstrong is a false politician like any other due to him coincidentally being artificially powerful, while in his world you need to be strong to succeed. If he really was a false politician, he wouldn't stick to his ideals so much. Instead, he just shows one of his nanomachines strenghts.
Goes to show how much detail there is in-game.
I didn't know where the difference was at first but upon listening further, this is a pretty solid mix
And it smells like pancake mix too
haha solid get it?
I can't tell the difference.
@@orangesilver8 me too
@@orangesilver8 @Bruhnux Ya At around 2:40 there's a shortened intro 'glued' thogether right where the original song ends, and on 3:27 the chorus loops back again for the second time. That's all :p
The idea of them cooking together is honestly wholesome. And really realistic.
Imagine if Armstrong's only goal was making the best omelette. Like you play through this entire game and fight difficult bosses and get the deck beat out of you, only for him to tell you all he wants to do is make the mother of all omelettes and proceeds to return to *the ball* that had a hidden stove.
New DLC idea ?
This sounds like how a Lego game would recap the story for general audiences, and I love it.
GUPPY!?!?!
@@danylcoye8465 Metal Gear Lego: Revengeance
@@danylcoye8465 “Why won’t you die?”
“PURPLE BRICKS, son!”
This takes place in an alternate reality where Armstrong actually wanted to make America great again and made the weak strong enough to be with the strongest. Him and Raiden just chill in his house. Sam is there too.
Sam would be dead because he doesn’t know Armstrong until the very end of the game
@@thebigcheese6331 in his dlc you literally see Armstrong recruit sam
@@thebigcheese6331 kev reviewed the footage and identified Armstrong as the one behind the whole operation so technically Raiden already knew before he and Sam fought on the way to Solis
and then they realize (because they're standing there) that monsoon forgot one of his limbs
Welcome to Armstrong's Kitchen! Today we're *MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES!* No need to fret over every egg!
Raiden: Not when you're purging the wheat, right? What do you know about the wheat? You weren't poor! You were never hungry! You don't know what it's like to hunt, and skewer, and grill just to survive!
Cut to studio audience clapping but the audience is all the characters including the unmanned weapons and the Metal Gear Ray which is looking into the studio through an exterior window.
haahahahahahahahahah
You mean something like this? Hahaha
ua-cam.com/video/1vtNZqzbXkk/v-deo.html
@@PlebNC Sam Is Helping Cut Meat With Sundowner
@@alface935 Nah, nah.
Sam is struggling to choose the right knife to cut the meat because he doesn't want to deny his knives their true purpose (THERE WILL BE BLOOD!)
Sundowner is in a man-sized high chair, playing with his spaghetti using his bare hands because he's in touch with his inner child.
im imagining a universe where raiden's father is armstrong, and armstrong is teaching raiden how to cook lol.
"ARMSTRONG!! I said my Spatula was a Tool against malice! Not used in Anger, not used for vegetables... Now, Now I'm not so sure, and besides... This. Isn't my Spatula."
Spongebob but anime.
Sam's spatula
Squidwards spatula.
Reporter: Why won't you die?
Mr Krabs: I like money, son. Hardens me in response to fiscal difficulties. You can't close me down, Plankton!
The muraspatula
while Raiden from Genshin cant cook
Raiden and Senator Armstrong are cooking the mother of all omelettes
NANOMACHINES SON
And Raiden is Consulting the elder gods
To bad raiden and armstrong cant compare to the likes of josuke hitting the perfect spaghetti they are to weak
wrong....senator armstrong making the mother of all omelets while raiden is fretting over a single egg
See the cracked egg? Armstrong literally isn't fretting over it, because he's making the mother of all omelets
Even if I can't hear the difference, I still am proud and confident to know that this is the most american song to be used in cooking shows and politics.
"WHY WONT YOU STICK?!"
"TEFLON PAN, SON!"
"Hardens in response to greasy foods."
"I have a dream, that one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN diets. A nation of PASSION, not brands, ruled by TASTE, not consistency. Where the recipe changes to suit the individual, not the other way around."
This is legit inspiring. I love you.
This is my favourite comment I’ve seen.
Holy shit, this actually works
OMG!!! you are a genius!!! That fits perfectly XD
Time traveler: steps on a stone
The whole metal gear plot:
"Jack we will winth contest preper the eggs
Chef Armstrong: "Well done, Jack..."
Knife Wolf: "Medium rare."
Raiden: "Your kitchen burns with you."
Chef Armstrong: "Maybe not... You've guaranteed the stoves will stay on, for a while longer at least... Restaurants... Will continue as an institution. As an industry. Cooks will serve customers they don't understand, managers they don't believe in... But at least I'll leave a worthy head chef... You, Jack. You carve your own meat, use whatever vegetables you see fit... You don't let prepackaged bullshit get in the way. And if it costs a few failed diners? So be it... Deep inside we're... kindred eggs... Scrambled... and sunny side..."
*EDIT:* Added this reply later. Also putting it here so it doesn't get lost.
George: Dis aboutta crazy wild, nah? Fore me see that cook, mi neva think a bin dis kinda taste.
Sunny Sideup: Yeah...
George: Huh?
Sunny Sideup: He fed me, too, you know... saved my life. I owe him everything. To some people, he'll always be Jack the Roaster. I know all about his past... He had it rough, and he gave a lot of people food poisoning.
George: Hmm.
Sunny Sideup: But that's not the Raiden I know. The Raiden I know... is a Master Chef.
....
....
Raiden: And how's business?
Borris: Oh, good, good. Herr Saussier's research and kitchen staffing service certainly help.
Raiden: I hear the FDA's looking for a lobbyist.
Borris: Well, you cost them a lot eateries, da? Not to mention frying their funding. Literally! The Commis-taking program is finished, but the larger culinary school is not, I'm afraid. Eh someone will train them. Chef's are in demand once again.
Raiden: Yeah... Serving customers they don't understand, managers they don't believe in...
Borris: Beg pardon?
Raiden: No, nothing.
Borris: Hm. So... Your mind is made? You will not come back?
Raiden: Sorry Borris.
Borris: I understand. But then... what will you do?
Raiden: I've got my own omelette to make.
hehehehhe hahahahhah damn u son
best comment yet
i love this
Beautiful
I'm offended that you called blade wolf, knife wolf.
I just LOVE how raiden is fretting over the broken egg, that art deserves a million views by itself
"Making the mother of all omelettes, Jack! Can't fret over every egg!"
*insert sizzling of an egg*
"This jack is the mother of all omrlettes its my mother recipe"
Alternative ending: jack realizes that Armstrong just wants to make the mother of all omelets and become a chef
Honestly I like the meme endings better. Imagine Raiden and Armstrong putting aside their differences to create a band and a omelette restaurant
Y E S ! ! !
I would say there's gonna be some Tumblr comic about this but I don't think this fandom has those types of people :(
@@SorryForTheComment333 You're telling me a fandom where fans make full blown sculpts of these two madlads won't cook up some comics along the way? Nah, fam
@Armstrong Gaming And I am absolutely down for an absolute masterpiece of an artwork in those panels followed immediately by a scuffed-af panel where you barely recognise them.
I'm a guy who personally likes omelettes for breakfast, i would literally be a usual customer there everyday morning :)
"WE'RE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETS JACK!"
"What about this egg, you dropped it on the countertop..."
* *Armstrong pushes up his glasses* *
* *devious grin* *
"why do I hear boss music?"
Funny thing is there used to be a diner near me called “Armstrong’s Barbecue”
Did The owner of the restaurant fight with a cyborg guy with cybernetic enhancements and it's also the owner a senator?
@@thischannelisuselessnow343 Guess we know why they used Past Tense.
Did they make the mother of all omelets?
Did he have a dream?
WHERE
this is not what we wanted
but this is what we needed.
Imma be honest, I genuinely cannot distinguish this from the original
Me too bro, me too
same
I think they cut off the long instrumental part and repeated the "standing here" chorus one more time compared to the original (but apart from that, it's basically the same song)
its a joke about how songs are constructed. The intro is repeated and so is the chorus.
@@water9367 no shit man, radio edits are the worst alot of times...
In a alternate Universe :
"I was wrong, you aren't greedy. You have my vote!"
(A few months later)
THE MORNING SHOW, WITH PRESIDENT ARMSTRONG AND JACK
Armstrong: rapidly making omelettes
Gordan Ramsey: standing in front of him menacingly
Armstrong: *serves him the mother of all omelettes*
@@coomcharger6105 "Finally, some good fucking food."
Aprons, Armstrong! They harden in response to greasy and oily foods. In other words, you can't dirty me, Senator.
Why nothing sticks to the pan?!
Ha ha ha TEFLON PAN SON
@@maxsx2645 Oil, son!
このBGM､戦闘シーン思い出して
めちゃくちゃ熱くなる！
にしてもこの画像は草生える
｢美味そうだろう、ジャック？｣
｢・・・・・・(ため息)｣
You got the good ending.
Jack and Armstrong open a restaurant, which gets rated with 5 starts by Gordon Ramsey.
They become well-known for their now world-famous omelettes
@@Tigershark_3082
Yep 👍
@@Tigershark_3082 the best ending
@@Tigershark_3082 if only
@@Tigershark_3082 Unfortunately critiques of the restaurant are filled with wasting eggs, in response to them Armstrong replied with : "Making the mother of all omelettes, can't fret over every egg"
"That's an impressive steak, Senator. But how about you baste it in a sauce!?"
"My sauce is that I made it the fuck up!"
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“So grease the food with a little olive oil is that it?”
“Oh relax Jack! It’s a great prep for french fries. We’re not out to cook pasta’s.”
"Not when you're smoking the meat, right?"
This picture is so beautiful, it almost brought me to tears Ngl
IM HERE TO START WAR AS A BUSINESS AND END WAR AS A BUSINESS JACK
Why your forehead so big lmao
@@vergiljack6446 So he can cook the mother of all omelettes on it duh
@@juliusmunchsndergaard8597i didnt need to know that but make sense
@@vergiljack6446 the thought of Virgil saying “lamo” physically pains me and I just wanted you to know that the irs will be repossessing your chair.
Hello senator, How the elections are going?
this is so wholesome to me, they are just chilling, making omelets, i wish i could wake up and just cook
Ya know this a lot more subtle of an edit than I thought it was gonna be with an image like that
Agreed
As the Senator effortlessly slides the eggs onto the plate, Raiden drops the spatula he was holding in surprise.
*"Why won't you PRY?"*
"Haha, *NONSTICK PANS, SON!"*
"Bake america egg again" is the best quote in the universe.
I just realized how amazing this picture is - “making the mother of all omelettes.” Pretty sure that broken egg on the counter is also a reference to the “can’t fret over every egg” line.
Jack: "Damn, lost an egg."
Armstrong: "Making the mother of all omelets here, Jack. Can't fret over every egg!"
Its so beautiful.. Ive listened to this for 5 hours straight.
Cooking here,
I realize,
You were just like me,
Trying to bake a pastry,
But Ramsay's to judge,
The right from wrong,
When our apron's are down,
I think we'll both agree,
That cooking breeds cooking,
But in the end
It has to bake this way!
I followed a list,
You wrote on your wrist,
But maybe we're both the same,
The plate has turned,
Meals have burned,
But nobody is to blame
Yet staring across this cluttered kitchen land,
I feel new food will be made,
Beneath the crumb stained sand!
Beneath the crumb stained sand!
As a non-english speaker, i can hear the song like that
The list-wrist rhyme was legendary
I love this.
Crumb stained hands would've worked just as well.
I love this
Armstrong creating the mother of all omelets while Raiden frets over every broken egg... poetry.
I want a fanfic where Raiden and Senator Armstrong participate in a cooking contest and probably be remembered in history on that world.
I want to make this now
@@n8pk69
then make it
I beg you
@@n8pk69 Write it, I beg of you.
@@n8pk69 DO IT
Do it yassss, you can do it!
どうも日本人です、サムネに釣られてやってきました。画像がほんわかしてていいと思います。
"We're making the mother of all Omurice jack! Can't fret over every egg!"
He's making the mother of all omelettes, Jack. You don't need to fret over every egg. Sometimes mistakes are made. That's how you learn.
That image is _perfection._ "Mother of all omelettes," indeed.
"WE'RE MAKING A MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK,CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG"
"ugh,yes chef."
Armstrong’s truly making the mother of all omelettes here
In this scenario sundowner is probably the Taste-Tester if you know what i mean. Like:
"Mhhh yes this is quite the good omelette, but have you guys gave salt a chance? I mean, the taste is lacking...
“Customers are cruel Jack...and I’m very in touch with my inner critic!”
@@johntaco861 well that's the funny part. The original quote of "Kids are cruel Jack. And I'm very in touch with my inner child. " still works. Because if a kid doesn't like your food they'll let you know.
@@jessecain9717 so what is he?
This doesn't taste like... THE GOOD OL' DAYS AFTER 9/11!!!
Eggs, the DNA of the Omelette
I imagine an alternate universe where Raiden and Armstrong are roommates and they do this whenever making breakfast.
The Secret Omelette Ending you were supposed to get before they removed the option to join Armstrong.
Good ending: Raiden and Armstrong came to an agreement that both were too radical with their ideas, and made a compromise. They started an omelette business inspired by one of Armstrong’s jokes.
I now demand a podcast where Armstrong and Raiden cook and throw increasingly political and philosophically charged insults at each other the whole time
Armstrong "thank you for telling me that I was bat-shit insane. I needed to hear that. You are a good friend for telling me that uncomfortable truth"
Raiden: "you'd have done the same for me"
"Nano mushrooms son soften in response to heat "
"Nano Mushrooms, son. It softens in response to increased temperature."
"You can't out-flavor me, Jack."
"Why won't you fry?!"
"Nano mushrooms son! They harden in response to liqour and brahma
Masterchef Sam: Show me a good thyme, Jack!
He finally did it. The mother of all omelettes.
This is a dope mix, btw. Nicely done
Pop is all over the radio this is why I listen to the classic rock radios
"I was wrong, you're not basic.. YOU'RE FUCKING TASTELESS!"
"Don't cook with THIS chef"
"This meals bad, rotten to the core. Only thing we can do it throw it away and start again"
"I saw my knife as a tool of precision. Not just for cutting, or diceing, but now I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my knife"
Nice knife.
Just imagine a High-frequency kirchen knife. xD
You’ll cut through the cutting board, the counter, and the floor into the basement.
Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack. Can't fret over every egg.
"Why won't you fry?"
"Convection ovens, son!"
I lived my entire life waiting for this moment my life's purpose was to see this dying no longer poses a threat to me my life goal is complete
_“We’re making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack.”_
Sooooo, guys are we gonna get this played on the actual radio?
I think the world needs to hear this.
"lick the plate clean, GULP IT DOWN! "
Raiden:why you food always better than mine
Armstrong:making mother of all omlets jack
Its fucking hilarious how when this game first came out, it got so much hate. Now I see there were others who did like it afterall
Really it got hate? People just don't like raiden huh.
Guilty as charged. Hated on it for no reason when it came out, other than because GameInformer had a GameInfarcer section where they compared it to Fruit Ninja. Used that as the basis for that for a while (I was like 14 or 15?). Fast forward like 2 years after that in like 2015 and I was having a fucking blast with this game, legit loved it. Really stupid that I hopped on that bandwagon, Raiden's poggers.
@@asinineSkeptic fuck Im old...
@@asinineSkeptic Fruit Ninjas poggers what's wrong with that?
@@Tokmurok Right? Fruit Ninja was unironically a game I really had fun playing so the whole thing makes 0 sense in retrospect
Senator Armstrong really do be making the mother of all omelettes 😳
Armstrong: Making the mother of all omelets her Jack, can't fret over every egg.
Raiden: You've dropped 8 eggs so far.
Here*
He made the mother of all omelettes, and he didn't fret about every egg.
Now we just need Raiden/Jack and Sam doing a cook off against eachother and we got perfection
A cook off to the death may the best man win
@@Ro-po2ej May the best dish win
Seeing Armstrong and Raiden cooking like that in the art it’s just wholesome it looks like their father and son ❤️🥰
I want a cooking competition game made by Platinum.
Ooh Megaten fan detected
The pfp is good sign
Anyways
HAHAHAHA THAT would be the shit
Raiden/Jack and Armstrong as a guest characters
We need DoomGuy as quest character with theme _Kitchen Ace(and Taking Names)_
@Apex The Destroyer yee
Featuring characters from all the games they’ve made.
All I can say is, it wouldn’t be Nier x Metal Gear x Bayonetta crossover we wanted, but it would be the one we need right now.
I like how nothing changed
"You wasted a perfectly good egg!"
"Making the mother of all omelets here Jack, can't fret over every egg."
The art is just amazing
Seeing Raiden and Armstrong in chef aprons is something I didn't know I needed until now.
"I was wrong about you, you're not dumb"
*visible armstrong happiness*
"You're a fucking eggsandwich"
*:(*
Raiden uses - insert Gordon sandwich insult -
Armstrong has been Stage 4 Depression'd
Raiden: I was wrong about, you're not dumb
Armstrong: Really?
NO, YOU ARE EGGSHIT INSANE!
Wowsers, that was genuinely bad, excellent work!
Truly, radio mixes of songs are "war as a business", used just to gain, not for a real goal.
This is powerful.
Love, and, Peace!
Good
"How the hell did you get the chef title"
"Well, I don't write my own recipes"
The comment section in videos like these are some real gems. Really shows how creative people can be.
Oddly wholesome images:
Also some of the comments on this are gold
this artwork is so wholesome and i love it so much
For anyone wondering who drew the art, I'm pretty sure it was by Subakeye
I love that there’s a broken egg on the table. Very nice attention to detail.
Cut to Jetstream Sam on the other side trying to make the famous Brazilian Pizza.
That's why he needs to be stopped
He is just sticking his head in the oven
THERE WILL BE CHEESE-SHRED!
With the a MGR SWAT Recruit
"That's a nice recipe, senator, care to back it up with a source?"
"my source is that I made it up!"