Ogmios School of Zen Motoring Ep 1 - Scooter Boys | ASMR DASHCAM |
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- Опубліковано 5 кві 2020
- Join Ogmios on his thrilling yet relaxing drives around London.
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"Ah, another scooter boy... He's going for it! Reckless! They think they're invincible... just because they're from the future!"
They do!
That was my favourite line too. Ogmios School of Zen Motoring is comic genius.
This killed me hahahahhaa
beautiful !
Poetic
David Attenborough of the streets
Brilliant comment
@@susiesalter5290 Spot on, isn't it?
WELYN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU HECKING GAMER
u get me
FOR REAL XD
“They live to inhale another NOS balloon “ 😂
Ah man that had me in stitches, this guy is hilarious.
What is a NOS balloon? Is it a reference for something? Cheers
@@isytown Nitrous Oxide ballon, basically just laughing gas released into a baloon then inhaled.
' The Shadow.. Coming to a morgue near you!'
Burst out laughing when missus is putting kid to sleep nextdoor
Soon
"Clutching a can of the cold hard truth." That's poetry.
i like your style,lovely.
Brother, this is absolutely phenomenal. Just a tough day cycling the mean streets of Amsterdam delivering sushi to millionaires for crumbs and this has dissipated all the angst from my zone. Fair play, this is absolute gold.
Is English your first language? Sounds like it. If not, your English is impressive
@@phantasticmrphasma9874 In my experience a lot of Dutch people speak better English than me, and I'm English.
actually joking aside anyone who has driven in London knows that this hits on a important and serious point. The U.K has very high levels of road rage and its easy to let it get to you ....Ogmios shows how to structure a better response in your head : This is how you should drive !
joe2grand you say it well, thanks.
joe2grand well his reaction is commendable it isn’t the response but the actions of bad drivers that instigate road rage.
@@UAPJedi and comforting to know that it's always your choice how you react to their actions
True words. London can be a scary and stressful place to drive in, especially during busy mornings and afternoons.
@@Ltp-gx3ek ...you're safer Underground mate, innit?
I wish everyone was this observant, chill, well humoured and generous. Not just while driving, the whole time. Imagine.
Somebody tell the cyclists
@@annother3350 Mate, I'm a cyclist... and... yeah, you've got a point :-)
I am imagining and it is beautiful. Let's make it happen. 😇☺
This is literally brilliant. This shouldn’t be good but.. it is. “The shadow... coming to a morgue near you.” “The double wave.” Soon to be classics.
I could watch this all day.
Could? I have
Yes this is fantastic. So calm, a great attitude to have. Many should BeMoreOgmios. Beautifully composed.
Classic meat and trolley back of the van combo ;-)
I had a panic attack this evening and felt incredibly sad. This calmed me down no end. Thank you x
You’ve found a genius niche, mate. Too bad we can only “like and subscribe”, and not “double-wave and subscribe”.
👋🏻👋🏻
@Ryan Wow. Triple wave. Nice.
👋👋
You may be on to something. 🖐🤟👐👍
Exactly what I wanted to say.
This theme and delivery is unique on the net.
Very very funny, and very very Zen.
Keep at it mate, keep at it.
Absolute class. No one has ever made me feel driving round London was relaxing before!
This is brilliant - a far cry from the aggressive hate filled videos of typical dashcam footage. Just goes to show that a little zen in peoples lives can have a real positive impact on those around them.
Lesson: don't get angry, just brush it off and let it go. You'll feel better in yourself in the long run...
Wise men don’t judge, they seek to understand, though the understanding of van man DT69GNF is very difficult. Nothing ever goes away until it has taught us, what we need to know.
Ogmios understands that wherever you are, is the place you need to be.
GNF. Gives no fu*ks
Nothing ever goes until it teaches. Those are some deep wise words . Respect
Reckless-scooterboy from the future! I need that on a t-shirt.
“Aw, wave, thank you. That’s a professional” brilliant 😂
Thanks so much Ogmios for cheering me up in theses dark times, your patience and kind heart has really made me smile. Be your own pigeon!
This should have millions of views
Simple but absolutely ingenious- like on the spot Cognitive Behavioural Therapy for the London driver. I'm going to start thinking Zen. Nice music too. Thanks Ogmios.
"but that's OK, I'm chill" is a phrase I am trying to learn. Thank you for your Wisdom Ogmios.
What I love about your channel is the simple beautiful acts of kindness that you show while driving.
Dude! It's so nice to see a chilled driver in Green Lanes. Peace be with you brother.
These are so wholesome. It actually makes me miss London
This is pure joy - i've just watched again. Such a lot of enjoyment in ten smooth minutes.
Ogmios... I salute you, Sir. Your calm approach is you want forward. I'm a driving instructor and I've shared the Zen way with my students ❤️
"Good opportunity to practice mindful waiting" perfectly followed by whistling. Hilarious yet great advice! For those who have done driver training with 'running commentary' this is taking it to a new, and lets face, far more enjoyable level. I wish we did it this way when I did mine. Brilliant Ogmios.
I wondered why my husband was showing me this but it’s not driving as we know it. An instant hit of delight. If every driver was this beautiful there would be a no war I’m convinced.
This is just what I needed as I return to work from lock-down. Being thoughtful and patient and remembering the way we have to look after each other is a helpful mantra to have in the city.
Good to see the Essex Road on this magical mystery tour; hello former home and place of birth, thank you for allowing Ogmios to wend his Zen way in peace.
Really enjoyed that good work! The DPD driver blocking you in and opening the door into the wall, what the hell :)
😂
"the shaddow, coming to a morgues near you soon" LOL!!
Ogmios, you could narrate cutscenes in RPG games, man. You just have this relaxing vibe to you that would make the immersion much better.
Oh, Ogmios! You've created one of the most beautiful things on the internet! If we all could keep in that positive headspace whilst driving/cycling/walking/electric scooting the world would be a much nicer place. Stay in peace!
Imagine my surprise, having witnessed your shorts, and thinking what beauty, what zen, but alas they are shorts. But no, you have a complete series. This will bring meaning to the still chilly evenings
I can't believe this course is free! The more I watch, the more I chill - thank you Ogmios 🤗
This is a thing of rare, unadulterated beauty. So many brilliant soundbites. Watched episodes 1 and 2, waiting for 3 with bated breath.........................
"They think they're invincible, just because they're from the future." Dude, you are slaying me - you'll be up for murder-by-laughter. So smooth.
😂😂😂 this is soothing and hilarious all at once, if you don’t post this regularly it’s war Ogmios lol
Don't worry, I got you bro!
Ogmios this needs to be done mate👍
@@Ogmioszen do you do bedtime stories?
@@Ogmioszen still waiting. But waiting mindfully.
I'm gonna start a riot soon. Been 7 months :(
After witnessing this as a humble pedestrian non-driver, i feel somewhat enlightened and can now hear the sound of the ONE hand clapping. Peace and double waves to all. ✌
Ogmios mate this is incredible and so you ! ☺️ I’ve followed your stuff since don’t flop, then there was The Last Picnic (hemp seed is still a banger) and it’s so great to see you putting out such dope and original material like this, keep it up brother! Bless your magnificent heart :)
Bless up brother!! Thanks for the support!
"The Shadow. Coming to a morgue near you soon."
Deep.
So much wisdom in less than 10 minutes. Remarkable.
preaching tolerance and patience and understanding whilst being real and funny and relatable! thanks dude! Also we must be neighbours
Soothing comedy driving narration. Pure genius.
I know these streets so well. Lived in that area for a long time, but left 20 years ago - near Phillip Lane, Downhills Park etc. Very weird seeing it again
Can’t go without ogmios every day.
Lovely, just lovely. A guide to motoring and more…
'They think they're invincible just because they're from the future' ... gold 🤣
This guy is a mind god
They think they are invisible just because they are from the future.. had me chuckling. Brilliant vid mate. Great sense of humour and might help me change my driving thoughts to something more positive, like you have.
This is fantastic, I know all these roads as I taught in this area for 25 years. So often I thought of doing something like this but now so glad I didn't as it would have been rubbish next to this guy.
I love it and if you have no objection will share this among other driving instructors as they will really appreciate this.
Cheers and have a great life.
Thanks Don! Yeah please share! Cheers
Thank you.🙂👍
Mate this is bloody hilarious! Someone put me on to you, because as a mobility scooter user, I've become aware of the absolute state of the pavements in my town.
This is genius. I’m so calm after watching.
This gets a double wave from me. Literally crying with laughter at the DPD van. Brilliant.
Loved it! As did my elderly mum 😀 Please do more Og ✌️❤️
For restoring your equilibrium, this knocks the shipping forecast into a cocked hat. Genius. 🙏🏾
"Trolly meat in the back of a van combo..." HILARIOUS!!!
I was watching your shorts and then here I am ...so like a zen master I calmly clicked in the Sub then moving the mouse over to the like and then here for the comment.
Best car vids I seen for a long time. keep on being cool Master Ogmios.
PLEASE we need more of this.
This is THE BEST.
Id watch this allday long.
Your voice is ZEN👌
More on the way I promise
@@Ogmioszen actually makes me a better driver...even me missus loves "the flow" and when someone waves twice she says double wave ogmios would be pleased😁
Respect from Ireland🇮🇪🍀
I strive to have this energy about everything in life
A necromance clutching a can of the cold hard truth! 😂 Brilliant!
This was so satisying to watch. If only every car had an Ogmios behind the wheel, the world would be a much safer and peaceful place. Also, pay no attention to the necromancer, he has no quarrels with you, he too has things to do.
This is pure genius...a warrior poet
Quite possibly the best thing you ever seen and everything that you'll ever need.
And if you don't think so, then that's cool and peace with you.
I am blessed for I have found Love.
Thanks.
Stay in peace yourself !!.... Lovely calm and at one driving Ogmios!
I spent years driving these very streets of N London before leaving the city FOREVER! I found this soothing, very funny, and also nostalgic. I never gave into road rage, and this vid shows why that's so gooood! Great vid Ogmios.
3:40 "another NOS balloon" 🎈 🤣 caught me off-guard
This is like some sort of medicine for me right now.... great works chappo... .I'm zen AF right now...
This is just.... gold. Relaxing and funny as hell!! More is needed!
I just love this - the Zen antidote to road rage... Enjoy!
At the seven sisters Road turning I let about all 7 maybe 8 cars pull out. I was having a mellow one. The lights were green which infuriated drivers behind me. Enough to pull round and shout the number one obscenity at chill man driving. I now know I was Zen thanks to you & it felt truly nice.
Utterly wonderful. I could watch this all day, the chillax is infectious.
This the most beautiful thing I've watched all year.
Thank you for bringing a smile to my face and putting everything into perspective. I love your outlook on life
I love this so much! London on smooooth cruise control. The observations are pure gold! Looking forward to the next journey.
Absolute Masterpiece. Never have I been so entertained by something so Calming and hilarious at the same time . Thank you Og
some of the zennest motoring i ever witnessed, couldn't pause it, couldn't even drink water while watching. gorgeous.
Anyone else happy to listen to anything as long as this guy is saying it
Love this so much. And I'm learning to be more zen on the road from you. Thank you. Thank you.
Classic trolly/meat/back of the van combo.
Classic combo!! Big up
Been waiting on something new from you bruv. Wasn't disappointed.
Awesome, great stuff ! nice break from reality to a bit of reality !
This is gold! Your voice and sense of humor, commenting situations and polite driving. Awesome!
Wonderful. Thank you Ogmios
An hilarious video with a serious meaning, absolutely brilliant!!!
This has cheered me up no end, can’t wait to watch the others.
Keep them coming please 👍😂
Ogmios, lovin' your work! "They'll live to inhale another Noz balloon", indeed! If someone told me about your videos it wouldn't sound too impressive, but it really is! A must see for all learner road users, especially scooterists. Utter respect!
Bless you - love the Zen!
How joyful you are amazing!!! Best thing for months love this!!!! Please make more.
When I start driving again I will adopt this approach, and I'll be a better, and happier, driver. Thank you!
Mate. Just watching these bits of film is definitely making me a more chilled driver. You have set the bar high my friend. May your influence spread far and wide.
The most excellent creative use of dashcam videos, I've ever seen!
Shocked to only see two of these vids....need more, they're excellent!
I could watch and listen forever!
This content should be played in all schools, seriously. This is how to influence the kindness and courtesy that seems to have lost it's value in modern cities.
Ogmios, it's made my weekend discovering you. I've not laughed so much in ages on top of feeling soothed and wanting to go for a drive round my ends. Big up the Hackney massive!
So relaxing and refreshing during these times. Looking forward to more!
Cheers! More to come for sure!
I actually relaxed watching your video. Funny enough, I loved the narrative, the tension with the Grimm at the end. Reaaaaally cool
Thank you. Loving this.
One of the best videos on the Internet, I salute you Ogmios!
For real, I've watched this and part 2 3 times on the trot just this afternoon. It's exactly what the world needs right now. Salome my brudda.